No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,125 | 2/27/2010 | seriously slobbering on them pants: HE WAS LICKING OUR DICKS THE WHOLE TIME !!!!!!!!!!
pants: SERIOUSLY SLOBBERING ON THEM
pants: MINE IS PRACTICALLY SHINING/GLISTENING
pants: ANYWAY IT GOT SUCKED IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: GLHGAHLAG LHAGHLAG
deuce: DUDE IT'S COATED WITH SALIVA AND ITS OWN JIZZ AND A LITTLE BIT OF TEARS
pants: AND SOME HONEY MUSTARD I THINK
pants: WHAT KIND OF A FAG MUSTARDS UP A PERFECTLY GOOD COCK
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #honey-mustard #mustard #slobbering #too-rapidly #urinal-background |
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2,037 | 5/1/2004 | seriously stretched out in the big big city deuce: YOU'VE STRETCHED OUT MY FEELINGS AND MADE THEM HURT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,930 | 1/15/2004 | service me with dong deuce: SOME MANNER OF FAGGOT
spigot: SERVICE ME WITH DONG
deuce: I'M FRESH OUT
spigot: WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR BACKPACK (LOOKS LIKE DONG)
deuce: STOP STARING |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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5,794 | 12/10/2014 | set the alarm for 4am (spigot): SOMETIMES I SET THE ALARM FOR 4AM AND WAKE UP AND JUST CHECK TO SEE IF MY COCKBOT'S OKAY |
spigot |
#alarm #cockbot #early-morning-spigot #spigot-solo #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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553 | 4/1/2000 | seti@home deuce: I'M A SETI@HOME USER !!!!!
deuce: I TRACK THE PROGRESS OF MY WORK UNITS VERY CLOSELY !!!!!!!
deuce: I CAN TELL YOU WHERE IN THE SKY MY WORK UNITS ARE FROM !!!!!!!!!
deuce: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE RIGHT --
deuce: NAY, RESPONISIBLITY --
deuce: TO OPEN MY FAT FUCKING MOUTH
deuce: WHENEVER I THINK OF SOME SHIT STUPID SCHEME FOR IMPROVING SETI !!!!!!!
deuce: SIR YOUR BOOT AND MY NECK
spigot: I HACKED THE SETI SCREEN SAVER SO IT ALWAYS LOOKS SPIKEY AND IMPORTANT!!!!
deuce: NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT BOOT
spigot: I WILL WIN THE PEACE PRIZE, REWARD MONEY |
deuce spigot |
#boot #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat-fucking-mouth #filler-panel #nobel #seti #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,946 | 3/21/2018 | setting you on fire instead pants: PUT ME IN THE HAMPER, I'M DIRTY
deuce: SETTING YOU ON FIRE INSTEAD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fire #laundry #red-background #sfw #single-panel |
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5,139 | 2/8/2013 | settle down pants: I LIKE POO SO VERY MUCH
deuce: SETTLE DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE FEDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #poo #woodring-room-background |
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8,048 | 4/1/2021 | setup spigot: JUST PUT THE SETUP IN THE TITLE AND THE PUNCHLINE IN THE GREY TEXT IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMN LAZY
deuce: I WILL
spigot: THEN YOUR "USERBASE" CAN CLIP AND SAVE FRAME ZERO LIKE A LAUNDRY TICKET AND ENJOY THEIR FAGGOTY FRIDAY FUCKTOONS ON THE BUS
deuce: YOU'RE AFRAME ZERO
spigot: AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY AFRAME :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKLICKER :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT ?????
pants: FOLKS, FOLKS
deuce: AS USUAL, FUCKNUT HEREIS MAKING THINGS HARDERBUT NOT BETTER
spigot: THE HARD DATA PROVESEVERYONE IS A SHITHEADEXCEPT ME
pants: SHHHHHHH
spigot: HE IS LITERALLY PUTTING THE STUPIDEST NOT-FUNNY SHIT IN HERE
deuce: IT IS LITERALLY ALL STUPID NOT-FUNNY SHIT YOU FUCKING BUFFOON
pants: SHHHHHHHH
spigot: BUT SOME IS BETTER
deuce: YOU ARE MADEOF GARBAGE
pants: SHHHHHHHH
pants: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
deuce pants spigot |
#argument #behind-the-scenes #comedy #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #emoji #folks #meta #not-funny #repetition #shhhhhhhhh |
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3,507 | 6/9/2008 | seven stages deuce: SEVEN STAGES OF DICKLICKERY
dick: SEVEN DEGREES OF PLEASE STOPPING BEATING ME
deuce: OW OW OW OW OW
deuce: I SURE HOPE THE LAST STAGE IS ACCEPTANCE
deuce: BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY HURTING ME
deuce: OW OW OW OW OW |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dicklicking #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,581 | 9/15/2022 | seven stages of grief pants: T DEUCE WE NEED FLIGHTS TO BUENOS AIRES TONIGHT, BRING YOUR HANDGUN AND YOUR CAT (IN A CRATE)
pants: T DEUCE BUENOS AIRES TRIP CANCELED, EVERYTHING'S FINE NOW (JUST NEED YOU TO HELP ME DIG A HOLE)
deuce: I WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK WHILE DIGGING AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DIG TWO HOLES
deuce: SO REALLY YOU'RE BEST LEAVING ME OUT OF IT (ONE FEWER HOLE TO DIG)
deuce: I WILL NOT COMPLETE EVEN ONE HOLE
deuce: THIS IS THE SEVEN STAGES OF GRIEF AND I'M STILL ON `NEGOTIATION` |
#angry-panel #brown-background #cat #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grave #grief #health #heart-attack #huffy-pants #psychology #sfw #somber-deuce #violence |
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8,748 | 3/1/2023 | seventy-six spigot: I'LL SEE YOUR 76 FAT PRICKS IN THE BIG PARADE AND RAISE YOU 110 BIG FAT DONGS CLOSE AT HAND |
#76-trombones #dongs #meredith-willson #mountain-background #no-title-card #pricks #single-panel #spigot-solo #the-music-man |
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8,594 | 9/28/2022 | several hours spigot: ACCORDING TO THE COSMIC CALENDAR I'VE ONLY BEEN LICKING DICK FOR HALF A SECOND BUT HONESTLY IT FEELS LIKE SEVERAL HOURS |
#carl-sagan #cosmic-calendar #dicklicking #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo #time |
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9,253 | 7/18/2024 | several times a day spigot: I WOULD STING AND DROWN STEVE IRWIN SEVERAL TIMES A DAY
deuce: NOTE: HE DID NOT ACTUALLY DROWN
deuce: THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE STINGRAY GOT AWAY WITH IT
deuce: JUSTIFIED, NO CHARGES FILED
deuce: RETURNED HOME TO A TICKER-TAPE PARADE
deuce: GIVEN THE KEY TO THE (UNDERWATER) CITY
deuce: MANY FAWNING INTERVIEWS ON STINGRAY TELEVISION
deuce: BUT CABLE, NOT BROADCAST |
#cable #death #deuce-spigot #drowning #interview #laughing-deuce #minecraft-background #parade #sfw #somber-deuce #steve-irwin #stingray #television #underwater |
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3,478 | 5/11/2008 | sewage pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON
pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON
pants: OKAY GET OFF GET OFF GET OFFA ME
spigot: I'M JUST FUCKING STANDING HERE |
pants spigot |
#elves #get-offa-me #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #repetition #sewage #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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3,542 | 7/14/2008 | sewage can back up into your home spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH
pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME
: Microsoft Chat
: /!\ The user deuce is not conne
pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME
pants: SEWAGE CA|
: [ OK ]
deuce: SEWAGE IS COOL |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dj-rapekit #happy-open-mouth #microsoft-chat #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #not-connected #repetition #sewage |
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5,868 | 2/22/2015 | sex spigot: SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I NEED GAS MONEY |
spigot |
#attention #bait-and-switch #gas-money #gasoline #money #sex #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,460 | 5/17/2022 | sex deuce: SEX
pants: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
pants: AND NOW YOU DON'T (I SPOTTED A MOTH) |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #insect #moth #mountain-background #sex |
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3,430 | 3/24/2008 | sex boat on my car deuce: ANGRY ABOUT THIS PEOPLE
pants: VERY UPSET ALSO
deuce: GIMME SOME HEAD
spigot: OKAY VERY FUNNY WHO WROTE "SEX BOAT" ON MY CAR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #sex-boat #vandalism #woodring-field-background |
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6,969 | 4/20/2018 | sex change deuce: I WANT A SEX CHANGE
pants: WHICH DIRECTION
deuce: SURPRISE ME |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #sex-change #sfw #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,186 | 12/30/2001 | sex chart spigot: HUBAGLUBGABG
pants: BHAGHUHUHAG
spigot: WAIT WHAT
pants: WHAT WHAT
spigot: YOU ARE POKING BUT NOT CHOKING
pants: THAT IS A BALD-FACED LIE
spigot: THAT DOES IT !!! YOU'RE OFF MY SEX CHART
pants: HOW DARE YOU SIR
spigot: CROSSING YOUR USERNAME OUT FOREVER
pants: OH YEAH ??? WELL YOU'RE OFF MY SEX CHART NOW
spigot: SOB YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU
pants: I AM BACKSPACING OVER YOUR HANDLE
deuce: IF THE TWO OF YOU DON'T PIPE DOWN YOU'RE BOTH GOING ON MY SEX CHART
spigot: (WHISPERING) YOU ARE SO OFF THE CHART
pants: (WHISPERING) HUBAGHLAULHUG |
deuce pants spigot |
#choking #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #poking #poking-and-choking #rape-threat #sex-chart #spigot-points #username |
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5,372 | 10/6/2013 | sex headaches deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FOR SOME REASON (PLZ FIX THX)
pants: IS IT A "TOO MUCH BEATING OFF" HEADACHE OR A "NOT ENOUGH BEATING OFF" HEADACHE
pants: THERE IS NO WIGGLE ROOM HERE
deuce: I SURE HOPE IT'S THE LATTER
deuce: SEX HEADACHES ARE AWFUL |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #headache #plz #title-mismatch |
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6,015 | 7/19/2015 | sex in the city spigot: CAN SOMEONE TAPE SEX AND THE CITY FOR ME AND THEN MAIL ME THE TAPE
spigot: ALSO A MARIJUANA JOINT SO I CAN GET THROUGH IT |
spigot |
#dope #ladybugs #marijuana #sex-in-the-city #spigot-solo #television #woodring-field-background |
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7,823 | 8/19/2020 | sex pest spigot: NO I WILL NOT "MAKE OUT" WITH YOU |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #jean-charles #red-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,761 | 3/14/2023 | sex pest pants: HEY EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT'S IN MY TROUSERS:
pants: A TORRENTIAL ATMOSPHERIC RIVER AND FUNNEL DRENCHING RAINS
pants: IT'S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT
pants: CONTINUE TO TUG
pants: DON'T STOP
spigot: I'M ON A CALL |
#blue-background #current-events #huffy-pants #no-title-card #pants-spigot #weather |
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2,922 | 10/30/2006 | sex pit atandt: SEX PIT
pants: GET OUT OF HERE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #white-background |
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7,917 | 11/21/2020 | sex tape deuce: WILL YOU WATCH MY SEX TAPE
pants: I DON’T LIKE WATCHING MYSELF ON CAMERA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #videotape #woodring-field-background |
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7,911 | 11/15/2020 | sex u up deuce: SEX U UP
pants: OKAY NOW SEX MEBACK DOWN PLEASE
deuce: N
pants: I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS
deuce: U WILL STAY THERE UNTIL U LEARN
pants: I WILLLEARN NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#color-me-badd #deuce-pants #ghetto-u #green-background #starbucks-background #y-n |
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3,492 | 5/25/2008 | sex with foam puppets pants: HEIL ME LIKE YOU HEIL HITLER
pants: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY
pants: I GET PAID TO SHOW UP |
pants |
#deja-vu #heil #hitler #marijuana #pants-solo #photo-background |
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2,265 | 1/10/2005 | sex with goats deuce: THE BIGGEST PERK OF BEING A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL IS YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH GOATS
deuce: FREELY |
deuce |
#bestiality #deuce-solo #fun-with-wildlife #goats #satanism #woodring-stairs-background #zoophilia |
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1,673 | 4/30/2003 | sex with mister peanut pants: SEX WITH MISTER PEANUT
pants: ALSO THE GUY WITH THE MALLET AND THE MOUSE
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
pants: 186,000 DICKS PER SECOND
deuce: BURP
pants: PLEASE MAKE SODOMY LEGAL OR ELSE: SODOMY
deuce: SORRY I BURPED |
deuce pants |
#abstract #bonequest-hi-fi #cartoons #deuce-pants #mister-peanut #nonstandard-title-panel #sodomy |
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6,997 | 5/18/2018 | sexchicks with your rotorpump |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #poo #rotorpump #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,993 | 6/27/2015 | sexual battery pants: SEXUAL BATTERY: NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
spigot: DO YOU NEED A JUMP |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #book-of-ecclesiastes #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #the-byrds #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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7,510 | 10/12/2019 | sexual congress pants: pound me into the sand
deuce: touch / dicks
pants: the motherfucking fucking boss
deuce: sexual congress |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dicks #gay #huffy-pants #nu-urinal-background #politics |
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6,298 | 5/12/2016 | sexual harassment pants: WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT JIGGLES
deuce: I LEARNED THAT CALLING ME "JIGGLES" IS NOT DISCRIMINATORY IF DONE IN GOOD FAITH (MY T-SHIRT READS "CALL ME JIGGLES") |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
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5,905 | 3/31/2015 | sexual misconduct dick: SEXUAL MISCONDUCTING YOU
deuce: BEING SEXUAL MISCONDUCTED, AYE |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #misconduct #neon-grid-background #sex #sexual-misconduct |
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6,690 | 7/2/2017 | sexual sadist deuce: WE'LL TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS (SEXUAL AND OTHERWISE!!!) TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: OH RIGHT
pants: ALL THE SEXUAL PROBLEMS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sexual-problems #thought #urinal-background |
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1,436 | 9/4/2002 | sexy lamp post pants: I LOVE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH MMMMM COME TO ME MMMMMMM KISSING THINGS I SHOULD NOT BE KISSING MMMMMMMMMM
deuce: DUDE THAT'S A LAMP POST
deuce: AND A PARTICULARLY UNATTRACTIVE ONE AT THAT
pants: FUCK YEAH MMMMMM YEAH
deuce: HAVE YOU NO STANDARDS?!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE REALLY GOING DOWN ON IT
pants: BLBLBLBLBBL SEXY LAMPPOST HUGALUGAHALG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lamp-post #lamppost #love #no-standards #pants-has-no-standards #particularly-unattractive #woodring-den-background |
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2,484 | 8/17/2005 | sf boner expo spigot: I MUST SAY THE SF BONER EXPO WAS SORT OF A LETDOWN
pants: NOT ENOUGH OR TOO MUCH
spigot: IT WAS JUST SOME GUY'S APARTMENT |
pants spigot |
#apartment #bay-area #birthday-strip #boner-expo #boners #disappointment #pants-spigot #san-francisco |
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4,087 | 1/19/2010 | sfsd;f deuce: W HSDF KLSDFKLSDF;
deuce: SFSD;F
deuce: SDH
deuce: KF |
deuce |
#drunk-deuce #keysmash #poetry #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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8,162 | 7/24/2021 | sha1sum collision deuce: FIRST SHA1SUM COLLISION AND CIVILIZATION COLLAPSES
pants: I’M OKAY WITH THAT
deuce: IN 3 2 1 |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #apocalypse #countdown #coy-pants #cryptography #drunk-deuce #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-den-background |
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8,632 | 11/5/2022 | shaft atandt: IT'S THE SEVENTIES AND I'M A BLACK COP WITH BRUCE LEE'S SKILLS AND MY OWN ATTITUDE
atandt: WITH A FINE BLACK SISTA WHO WANTSA GET BUSY WITH ME :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT:
atandt: ANY ADVICE ?????
pants: ALL YOUR WEBSITES RUINED MY LIFE |
#atandt-pants #bored-pants #eggplant #eggshell-background #emoji #police #sista |
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1,421 | 8/20/2002 | shakespeare you see deuce: LOVE IS A MANY BONER'D THING
pants: BONER'D
pants: PERHAPS THAT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WORD HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN
deuce: (SHAKESPEARE YOU SEE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #shakespeare #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,332 | 5/25/2002 | shame deuce: THE TIKI MASK HIDES MY SHAME |
deuce |
#cant-beat-off-if #deuce-solo #sad-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,001 | 11/9/2023 | shame on you sir effigy: ARE YOU FOR EATING
lobster: WHAT
lobster: ABSOLUTELY NO
lobster: AM I NOT A SENTIENT CREATURE
lobster: DO I NOT LOVE AND FEEL PAIN AND LAUGH AT THE SUN AND THE SKY AND THE STARS
lobster: DO I NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED AS ONE OF GOD'S LOVED CREATURES
lobster: CAN YOU TRULY SUM UP MY EXISTENCE THAT WAY
lobster: SHAME ON YOU SIR
lobster: SHAME ON YOU
effigy: BURP |
#death #effigy-solo #inebriated-crustacean #mountain-background #vore |
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3,198 | 8/5/2007 | shamed and humiliated dick: WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME LEAVES ME SHAMED AND HUMILIATED FROM THE RAPE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I'M A-COUNTIN' ON |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #rape #woodring-den-background |
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8,349 | 1/26/2022 | shampoo dispenser spigot: WHERE'S THE SHAMPOO DISPENSSSSSSSSSSSS
pants: IT’S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT
pants: HMM MAYBE THE OTHER DIRECTION
pants: WAS ANYBODY ON THIS TALKER NOT MOLESTED |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #despair-panel #huffy-pants #molestation #pants-spigot #talker #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,251 | 10/21/2021 | shan't pants: I SHAN’T BE JACKED OFF
pants: NOT BY THE LIKES OF YOU, SIR
deuce: FINALLY, A REPRIEVE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-fm #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #jacking-off #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,237 | 6/24/2010 | shaped like a buttplug spigot: >
spigot: >>
spigot: >>>
spigot: FOLKS THAT'S MY TIVO |
spigot |
#buttplug #folks #spigot-solo #tivo #woodring-field-background |
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5,859 | 2/13/2015 | shaped like a dick spigot: LOOKS LIKE THIS FACILITY . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: (TAKES OFF GLASSES)
spigot: . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: . . . . IS SHAPED LIKE A DICK |
spigot |
#dick-shaped #facility #filler-panel #glasses #null #silence #spigot-solo |
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3,994 | 10/11/2009 | shark week deuce: I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY KNEES
deuce: WHICH IS PROBABLY CONVENIENT AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THERE'S A LARGE SHARK ATTACHED TO THEM |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #shark #urinal-background |
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1,656 | 4/13/2003 | sharon stone deuce: OKAY SHARON STONE IS NOW HAWKING AOL
pants: IF YOU LOGIN I'LL CLOSE MY LEGS !!!!!
pants: UNTIL THEN: FLAP FLAP FLAP MY GASH
deuce: CAN I OPT OUT OF THIS |
deuce pants |
#aol #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #enclave #flap #sharon-stone #woodring-room-background |
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5,498 | 2/16/2014 | sharp and pointy deuce: THERE'S SOMETHING SHARP AND POINTY STICKING OUT OF MY ASS
deuce: ANYONE HERE WANT TO EXPLAIN THAT
deuce: UNNNNNNGH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #red-background #somber-deuce |
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9,212 | 6/7/2024 | sharp plastic nano-fragments spigot: BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS
spigot: AND BALLBAGS
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO DO A BM IN MY STILLSUIT
spigot: PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY PENIS AND THE SHARP PLASTIC NANO-FRAGMENTS IN MY WIFE'S PENIS |
#dare #disney #dune #movies #no-title-card #penis #poop #spigot-solo #trans #ts #white-background |
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1,761 | 7/27/2003 | shave me deuce: WHO WANTS TO SHAVE ME
atandt: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO
atandt: IN FACT
atandt: I WILL PAY
deuce: (TURNS TO CAMERA) YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS SCAM REALLY PAYS OFF
atandt: WAIT WERE YOU TAPING THAT
deuce: NO (FUMBLES WITH DEVICE) |
atandt deuce |
#fourth-wall #grift #scam #sfw #shave #shaving #videotape #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,109 | 1/9/2013 | she loves poo yeah yeah yeah pants: ALL YOU NEED IS POO
pants: POO IS ALL YOU NEED
deuce: TURN ME ON GAY MAN |
deuce pants |
#beatles #deuce-pants #poo #woodring-field-background |
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4,354 | 10/19/2010 | she works very hard spigot: HER NAME IS DR. POLASKI AND SHE WORKS VERY HARD
spigot: SHE JUGGLES A STARFLEET CAREER AND MY STARFLEET BALLS
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW |
spigot |
#balls #black-background #cricket #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #star-trek |
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6,778 | 10/3/2017 | sheet cakes deuce: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS
spigot: PERSONALLY AND PROFESSIONALLY I DO NOT DARE
deuce: ZARDOZ OUTFIT
spigot: SHEETCAKES |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #food #martyrdom #movies #music #sean-connery #stall #urinal-background #zardoz |
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4,746 | 12/20/2011 | shemale porn deuce: I THINK MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED BECAUSE I'M VERY SURE I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THIS SHEMALE PORN
deuce: HOWEVER I'LL ADMIT TO THE COMPUTER-GENERATED PORN BUT JUST BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHUN LI
deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO [EXPURGATED] |
deuce |
#chun-li #deuce-solo #porn #shemales #street-fighter #ts #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,542 | 4/1/2014 | shemale videos deuce: T PANTS WHY DOES YOUR IPAD REFUSE TO PLAY SHEMALE VIDEOS
deuce: I MEAN
deuce: NEVER MIND
pants: T DEUCE NO THEY PLAY FINE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #ipad #shemales #ts #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,277 | 11/16/2021 | shen yun deuce: T PANTS HEY
deuce: T PANTS HEY
deuce: T PANTS HEY HEY
pants: T DEUCE HEY
deuce: GUESS WHAT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR MEANS WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO???
pants: PUMPKIN CHAI LATTES AT STARBUCKS??????
deuce: WWW.SHENYUN.COM
spigot: THE TINIEST, QUIETEST GURK ESCAPING MY LIPS
spigot: SO THE AUDIENCE KNOWS I DIED OF BOREDOM AT SHEN YUN |
deuce pants spigot |
#boredom #china #dancing #death #deuce-pants-spigot #gurk #latte #photo-background #pumpkin-chai #sfw #shen-yun #starbucks #url |
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1,762 | 7/28/2003 | shift seven deuce: I HAVE TO HIT SHIFT-7 TO GET AN APOSTROPHE |
deuce |
#cropped #deuce-solo #keyboard-humor #morse-code #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,689 | 7/1/2017 | shift-reload pants: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU
spigot: A GUY ON A TRACK TO MANAGEMENT
pants: SHIFT-RELOAD????????????
net: ZAP YOUR PRAM |
net pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #macintosh #net-pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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415 | 11/18/1999 | shine spigot: MY PIANO TEACHER TOLD ME TO PLAY A B-FLAT BUT INSTEAD I PLAYED A B-FAT THEN I PLONKED OUT SOME B-GAYS
spigot: PLONK BLONK DONK BLUH HOO DEE BOO SHINE
spigot: THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR / BENCH
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spigot |
#music #physical-comedy #piano #plonk #shine #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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7,303 | 3/19/2019 | shinebox pants: it's your shinebox mister i don't wanna tell you what to do but i think you should go get it
deuce: I don't want to get off on a rant here but GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX
pants: won't someone rid me of this turbulent NOT HAVING SHINEBOX Motherfucker |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #dennis-miller #deuce-pants #goodfellas #henry-ii #murder-in-the-cathedral #shinebox #thomas-becket |
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6,993 | 5/14/2018 | shining in the night |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #christmas #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #singing #urinal-background |
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1,359 | 6/21/2002 | shiny diner atandt: WAITER OH WAITER
pants: YES SIR
atandt: I ORDERED STEAK AND EGGS
pants: YES SIR
atandt: THIS IS POO
pants: PLEASE DON'T TELL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #dont-tell-anyone #fighting-irish-pose #mugwump-jizm #poo #waiter #woodring-field-background |
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7,575 | 12/16/2019 | ship manifest spigot: ship manifest reveals 200 dongs on board |
spigot |
#dongs #jean-charles #packing-list #ship #shipping #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #transportation |
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3,616 | 9/26/2008 | shipping and fondling spigot; SEND ME $200
spigot: PLUS SHIPPING AND FONDLING
spigot: PERHAPS GROPING BUT THAT IS AN OPTIONAL EXPENSE |
spigot |
#fondling #groping #spigot-solo |
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2,196 | 11/2/2004 | shirts and long pants deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR
spigot: AND DRESSES TO WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I MEAN SHIRTS AND LONG PANTS
pants: WAS THAT YOU IN THE TENDERLOIN LAST NIGHT
deuce: GET 'IM |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #san-francisco #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,927 | 1/12/2004 | shit faggots click pants: ALREADY TOTALLY SICK OF QUEER EYE
deuce: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU FIVE WEEKS WHAT TOOK ME 0.2 SECONDS
deuce: "SHIT FAGGOTS" (CLICK) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #faggots #gay #queer-eye #television #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,887 | 7/18/2023 | shit falls out deuce: FLIPS THROUGH PAPERWORK, PAPERS FLY EVERYWHERE, TRIPS ON TANGLED CORDS ON THE FLOOR, SHIT FALLS OUT OF CLOSET |
#brown-background #deuce-solo #no-title-card #physical-comedy #single-panel #somber-deuce |
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1,768 | 8/3/2003 | shit god deuce: I AM THE SHIT GOD
deuce: I NEED NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH SUCH TRIVIALITIES (MOSTLY CONCERNED WITH SHIT, ETC.)
pants: YOU ARE DOING A FINE JOB
pants: STILL I WILL REQUIRE A FULL REFUND
deuce: YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THE JUDICIARY BRANCH (I'M EXECUTIVE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #legal #mousehole #refund #shit #woodring-room-background |
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1,732 | 6/28/2003 | shit my green ozone: DOMAIN NIS.JERKCITY.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE()
ozone: SHIT MY GREEN STAYS GREEN
ozone: AND MY WHITE STAYS WHITE
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH MY SHIT IS GREEN
ozone: I NEED A REPLACEMENT FOR BLUE
deuce: T OZONE SO DO I (AND I THINK YOU KNOW I MEAN HERE) |
deuce ozone |
#blue #colors #deuce-ozone #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #extra-white-space #green #nis #shit #unix #washing #woodring-field-background |
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347 | 9/14/1999 | shit with your heart deuce: BUT I JUST TOOK A SHIT HOW COULD I NEED TO GO AGAIN ??
spigot: ACTUALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE TOILET INSTEAD OF READING OR BEATING OFF????
spigot: SHIT WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT JUST YOUR DUMB ASS
deuce: SNIFF
deuce: BUT
deuce: FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA
spigot: NONE OF THAT EVEN MADE IT IN THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: MY KITTY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #kitty #shit #somber-deuce #spurting #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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8,591 | 9/25/2022 | shit yeah pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES ???
deuce: FUCK OFF
effigy: HEARD
pants: SHIT YEAH LET'S DO BALLS |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #echinaceamagnus-background #gay #pancakes #photo-background |
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8,852 | 6/13/2023 | shit-shaped shoes spigot: I PROPOSED SHIT-SHAPED SHOES, SHOE-SIZED SHITS, SHIT-SIZED SHOES AND FINALLY SHOE-SHAPED SHITS
spigot: NONE OF THEM IGNITED THE PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS
deuce: YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG |
#deuce-spigot #marketing #minecraft-background #shit #shoes #somber-deuce |
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6,202 | 2/1/2016 | shit: cops spigot: DID I ALREADY DO THE SOB/SNIFF "I NEED A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR GAS FROM EACH OF YOU" BIT
spigot: RE: MONEY FOR THE
spigot: SHIT: COPS |
spigot |
#dongs #gas-money #gasoline #money #police #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,224 | 2/27/2016 | shitty little grey worldlet deuce: THAT'S SOME SEXY ASS SHIT THERE SON
pants: TAKE IT ALL
deuce: I GIVE I DON'T TAKE
pants: DANCE
deuce: FOLKS PLUTO IS A SHITTY LITTLE GREY WORLDLET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hitler #pluto #science #urinal-background |
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5,661 | 7/30/2014 | shitty writers filling copy with standard tropes deuce: THERE ARE NEARLY AS MANY SHITTY WRITERS FILLING COPY WITH STANDARD TROPES AS THERE ARE SHITTY WRITERS
deuce: SPOILERS !!!!! DIARRHEA !!!!!!!!!! PLONK !!!!!!!!!! |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diarrhea #plonk #spoilers #teal-background #tropes |
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7,834 | 8/30/2020 | shoe-shaped shits spigot: T PANTS GONNA INDULGE THREE OR FOUR MORE BIG FAT SPLUTTERY AND/OR SHOE-SHAPED SHITS, HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU |
spigot |
#pants-spigot #shit #sienna-background #single-panel |
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2,083 | 6/16/2004 | shooing you with a broom pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK IN OR AROUND THE STORE
deuce: EVIDENTLY
pants: GET OUT (SHOOING YOU WITH A BROOM) |
deuce pants |
#broom #cocksucking #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #shoo #white-background |
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4,634 | 8/19/2011 | shooting spree pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
pants: RELOADING
pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM |
pants |
#gun #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #violence #white-background |
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227 | 5/20/1999 | shop kosovo spigot: NOT IN CZ OR KR OR JP OR GLKGRBL
spigot: WHY DOES SHOPKOSOVO.COM KEEP GOING DOWN |
spigot |
#computers #czech #despair-panel #japanese #korean #kosovo #shop-kosovo #spigot-solo #url #web #woodring-field-background |
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2,048 | 5/12/2004 | shoplifting for dummies spigot: DO THESE PASTRIES/SAUSAGES MAKE ME LOOK FAT
deuce: WHEN YOU TUCK A THOUSAND OF THEM UNDER YOUR SHIRT/PANTS TO HIDE THEM THEN YES THEY DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #fat #self-conscious #woodring-field-background |
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4,234 | 6/21/2010 | shopping for pride candles spigot: CAN WE GO SHOPPING FOR PRIDE CANDLES
spigot: I'LL GET RED ORANGE YELLOW IF YOU GET GREEN BLUE PURPLE/VIOLET
deuce: I NEED TO SAVE SOME MONEY FOR BLACK CANDLES (WITCHCRAFT CEREMONIES) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pride-candles #urinal-background #witchcraft |
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3,584 | 8/25/2008 | shopping list net: COKE
net: BOTTLE
net: CANDLE
net: CARROT |
net |
#bottle #candle #carrot #coca-cola #low-res #net-solo #sfw #white-background |
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5,886 | 3/12/2015 | shore leave pants: THE BEES ARE NO LONGER DELIGHTFUL WELCOME GUESTS
pants: THEY HAVE GRADUATED TO A PROBLEM
pants: HEY EVERYBODY FREE BEES |
pants |
#bees #free-bees #freebies #pants-solo #sfw #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #yellow-background |
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6,490 | 11/26/2016 | shore leave pants: SHORE LEAVE IS GONNA BE AWESOME
pants: I'M GONNA MEET SOME BROADS AT A GIN JOINT
deuce: SMEARING
pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #navy #urinal-background |
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9,104 | 2/20/2024 | short bussin' spigot: I'M THE **COOL** MATH TEACHER WHO DROPS THE REQUIRED TEXTBOOK IN THE TRASH CAN AND PULLS OUT HIS PENIS INSTEAD
deuce: YOUR PENIS HAS MEASURE ZERO
spigot: DELETE THIS |
#delete-this #deuce-spigot #insult #math #mountain-background #penis #school |
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2,719 | 4/10/2006 | short but thick deuce: DICKS, ETC.
spigot: I WISH WE COULD AT LEAST TALK FIRST |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #mousehole #sodomy #spurty-frog #woodring-room-background |
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712 | 9/4/2000 | short but thick atandt: SPICK DICK: SHORT BUT THICK |
atandt |
#woodring-room-background |
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2,557 | 10/30/2005 | short diary entry deuce: BUH
deuce: DEAR DIARY
deuce: FOOD TIME |
deuce |
#bloggers #buh #deuce-solo #diary #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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8,747 | 2/28/2023 | short for professional pants: WHAT KIND OF MAN BARFS ON HIS OWN COCK
deuce: A REAL PRO |
#autofellatio #barf #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #professionalism #roman-shower #single-panel #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,201 | 8/8/2007 | short-term memory loss deuce: TAKE IT
deuce: IN THE
deuce: SOMETHING
pants: SOMETHING-SOMETHING |
deuce pants |
#alzheimers #deuce-pants #sfw #take-it #woodring-field-background |
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5,618 | 6/17/2014 | shortbread shitcakes spigot: WHY CAN'T I SEE ALL THE FOOTAGE FROM WHEN I WOKE UP AFTER 24 HOURS OF SLEEP AND STUMBLED AROUND OPENING AND CLOSING COOKIE DRAWERS
deuce: I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT FOOTAGE
spigot: WELL THE FOOTAGE IS POINTLESS IF THERE'S NO THIRD ACT
spigot: I.E. ACTUALLY FINDING COOKIES INSTEAD OF SHORTBREAD SHITCAKES
deuce: THE THIRD ACT IS YOU FURIOUSLY BEATING OFF WHILE LOOKING WITH DEAD EYES DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cookie-drawer #cookies #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #masturbation #mountain-background |
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2,220 | 11/26/2004 | shot gun atandt: HAIL MARY
atandt: BLAM
atandt: PRAY FOR US SINNER
atandt: BLAM
atandt: FOR THE LOVE OF G
atandt: BLAM
atandt: I NEED TO TAKE A P
atandt: BLAM
deuce: MAN AM I GLAD I'M NOT CATHOLIC |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #catholic #church-shootings #gun #woodring-field-background |
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6,733 | 8/15/2017 | shot on courthouse steps pants: I WAS NOT BEATING OFF TO WRECK-IT RALPH I WAS JUST ADJUSTING MY UNDERGARMENTS IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY
deuce: CASE DISMISSED
pants: SHOT ON COURTHOUSE STEPS |
deuce pants |
#court #deuce-pants #disney #dubious-disclaimer #law-and-order #violence #white-background |
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1,671 | 4/28/2003 | should have never pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SASSED THAT COCK
pants: FL5.00 SUCKEN UND FUCKEN
spigot: JA JA DER ONTERNET
pants: GOD BLESS AMERICA
spigot: HEIL SPIGOT
deuce: SHUT UP KRAUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#america #cock-sassing #deuce-pants-spigot #german #hitchhikers-guide #sass #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,438 | 7/2/2005 | should have stayed on the farm spigot: WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS DIRECT THE COCKS INTO MY MOUTH AND THEREBY ELIMINATE THE MIDDLE MAN (OR MEN, OR GROUP OF BLACK MEN, OR THE INTERNET)
deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN "TAKING OUT THE TRASH" AND "CLEANING THE WINDOWS" |
deuce spigot |
#cleaning #cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #farm #mouth #woodring-room-background |
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5,863 | 2/17/2015 | should i dip my dong spigot: SHOULD I DIP MY DONG IN THE HAGEN DAZS OR THE FRUSEN GLDJE OR THE FAHRVERGNGEN |
spigot |
#diacritics #ice-cream #spigot-solo #urinal-background |