No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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455 | 12/28/1999 | should i get a cab pants: WOULD SIR CARE TO WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM OR SHOULD I GET A CAB |
pants |
#beating-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #library #webcam #woodring-stairs-background #would-sir |
|
3,931 | 8/7/2009 | should i hold your hair spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: ARE YOU OKAY
spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR
pants: SHOULD I HOLD YOUR HAIR
spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR |
pants spigot |
#durrr #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,898 | 3/24/2015 | should we hop on a quick call pants: GLORMPH
spigot: FLURMPTH
spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL
spigot: IF YOU GIVE ME THE DIAL-IN NUMBER I CAN MAKE FART SOUNDS |
pants spigot |
#buzzwords #neon-grid-background #pants-spigot #quick-call #telephone #telephony #weird-pants-face |
|
6,200 | 1/30/2016 | should we run tests deuce: NOT GAY
pants: ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE (SHOULD WE RUN TESTS)
deuce: NOPE
deuce: NO WAY
pants: THANK GOD (PUTS BATHROBE BACK ON) |
deuce pants |
#bathrobe-of-pants #cunt #deuce-pants #not-gay #urinal-background |
|
8,394 | 3/12/2022 | shoulder to shoulder (face to face) spigot: WE SHOULD LAY OUR PENISES SIDE BY SIDE AND CONDUCT AN OSCAR SLUGFEST #OSCARS #STREAMING
effigy: ......ARE WE STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER OR FACE TO FACE?
pants: CONSIDER SETTING UP SHOP NEAR THE TOILET WITH MUSIC, YOUR LAPTOP, MAGAZINES, OR BOOKS |
#colonoscopy #effigy-pants-spigot #hashtag #hurgle #oscars #sfw #toilet #woodring-room-background #wordle |
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8,918 | 8/18/2023 | shout it out pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS (ON MY FACE)
pants: LORD JESUS IT DRIPPED ONTO MY SHIRT COLLAR
pants: SURE HOPE WE CAN SHOUT IT OUT
deuce: CAN WE LET IT ALL OUT THOUGH
pants: I COULD DO WITHOUT THAT (KEEPING THE SPURT IN PLAY)
deuce: COME ON
deuce: I'M TALKING TO YOU
deuce: COME ON
pants: SIGH ALL RIGHT (UNDRESSING) |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #facial #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #jizz #laundry #shout #singing #tears-for-fears #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
9,137 | 3/24/2024 | shouting pants: THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY TO MICHAEL CORLEONE |
#no-title-card #orange-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #the-godfather |
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8,120 | 6/12/2021 | show of hands pants: WHO LIKES BONERS ????????????
pants: SHOW OF HANDS PEOPLE
deuce: I DON'T
pants: I SEE
deuce: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#airplane #boner #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
|
3,458 | 4/21/2008 | show some support spigot: LET'S ALL RALLY AROUND MY DICK AND SHOW SOME SUPPORT
spigot: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS
spigot: I'M *GOBBLING* DICK
spigot: I'M ALSO GARGLING DICK
spigot: IT'S LIKE SOME IDIOT ON THE BUS GROPING YOUR PACKAGE |
spigot |
#bus #dick #groping #mousehole #parade #sfx #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,496 | 11/3/2002 | show stopper pants: SOME MANNER OF WONDERFUL FANTASTIC AMAZING HOLE
spigot: SHOWSTOPPER PEOPLE MY DORK'S CAUGHT IN A WINE BOTTLE |
pants spigot |
#bug #dork #hole #mousehole #pants-spigot #showstopper #wine-bottle #woodring-room-background |
|
912 | 3/25/2001 | show us your tits (with jesus christ) pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS
|
pants |
#custom-background #death #jesus #pants-solo #single-panel #tits |
|
8,741 | 2/22/2023 | shower pants: YOU ALWAYS FEEL GOOD AFTER TAKING A SHOWER, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT MORE OFTEN
deuce: I'M TOO LAZY TO EVEN ANSWER THAT QUESTION |
#cornflower-background #deuce-pants #hygiene #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
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6,563 | 2/17/2017 | shrove monday, shrove tuesday pants: WHAT'S THE DIFF BETWEEN SHROVE MONDAY AND SHROVE TUESDAY
pants: DO I REALLY HAVE TO BE SHIRTLESS FOR BOTH
deuce: ANSWER: EXACTLY ONE DAY
pants: SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR |
deuce pants |
#christianity #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #holiday #mountain-background #shirtless #shrove-tuesday |
|
1,528 | 12/5/2002 | shuffling sounds down below deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO INTEGRATE THROUGHOUT YOUR VOLUME
deuce: TO CALCULATE YOUR MOMENT OF INERTIA
deuce: (AROUND A SPECIFIED AXIS)
deuce: SO HOLD STILL
pants: UH
pants: OKAY
pants: HOPING FOR A BLOWJOB
deuce: NO TALKING
pants: CAN I SMOKE
deuce: (PAUSE)
deuce: YEAH I SUPPOSE (SHUFFLING SOUNDS DOWN BELOW) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #integral-calculus #math #multivariate-calculus #shuffling-sounds #smoking |
|
7,784 | 7/11/2020 | shush deuce: I RESPECT YOU AS A THING THAT I WISH TO FUCK
pants: SO AN OBJECT
deuce: SHUSH, THING I WISH TO FUCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #objectification |
|
3,981 | 9/28/2009 | shut up deuce: SHUT UP
atandt: BLEAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bleat #deja-vu #sfw |
|
2,536 | 10/9/2005 | shut up spigot: SHUT UP
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FUCKING SHUT YOUR FAT FAGGOT MOUTH
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP |
spigot |
#fucking-shut-up #schizophrenia #shut-up #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
3,691 | 12/10/2008 | shut up pants: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
pants: UHH WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS
pants: NO THAT'S RIGHT: SHUT UP |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
2,151 | 9/19/2004 | shut up about the juice already will yas pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deja-vu #juice #pants-spigot #sfw #the-juice #woodring-field-background |
|
5,506 | 2/24/2014 | shut up already pants: I AM DYING
pants: SLOWLY BUT SURELY
deuce: THEN SHUT UP ALREADY AND FEDEX YOUR DICKS TO ME |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #fedex #flowers-for-algernon #handjob #mountain-background |
|
4,442 | 1/18/2011 | shut up and concentrate deuce: PEOPLE SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THIS KNOB
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: DFDFD
spigot: SPIGOT LEAVES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #oh-boy #sfw #spigot-again #spigot-leaves |
|
6,153 | 12/6/2015 | shut up and hold still pants: I'M AN EGG CARTON
deuce: I AM WRAPPING YOU CAREFULLY AND DROPPING YOU FROM A TALL BUILDING IN SOME SORT OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT
pants: ALL I KNOW IS WHEN YOU GO TO DIG ME UP IN TEN YEARS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND ME
deuce: SHUT UP AND HOLD STILL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dongs #hold-still #science #sfw #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
361 | 9/28/1999 | shut up nuts spigot: SOMEBODY BETTER TELL MY NUTS TO SHUT UP
spigot: STOP TALKING
spigot: SHUT UP NUTS SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING
spigot: I WILL NOT
spigot: SHUT UP
spigot: NO YOU DO
spigot: YOU DO
|
spigot |
#algernon #bonequest-hi-fi #bonghit #nuts-of-spigot #shut-up #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,819 | 3/5/2012 | shut up, boner spigot: AND I'M LIKE "YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT" BUT IT WON'T SHUT UP |
spigot |
#boner #candy #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
7,810 | 8/6/2020 | shutdown key spigot: ARE WE REALLY STILL MAKING KEYBOARDS WHERE ONE KEY IS SPECIFICALLY FOR SHUTTING DOWN BY ACCIDENT
deuce: THIS IS THEWAY OF THE WORLD
deuce: SAY SOMETHINGDIPSHIT
spigot: WEIGH INWITH YOUR TWO GODDAMN CENTS
deuce: SOUND OFFIN THE COMMENTS
spigot: CAST YOUR VOTE***NOW****
deuce: DO YOU***LITERALLY***SUCK DICKS
spigot: ARE YOU APETER PUFFER
pants: I DON'TUSE COMPUTERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#asterisks #bullying #computer #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #feet-above-floor #full-metal-jacket #keyboard #woodring-den-background |
|
417 | 11/20/1999 | shyness is nice spigot: SHYNESS IS NICE
spigot: AND / SHYNESS CAN STOP YOU
spigot: FROM LICKING ALL THE DICKS IN LIFE / YOU'D LIKE TO
spigot: BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT
deuce: FURRRRRP
spigot: BIGMOUTH IS STRIKING AGAIN
spigot: IF IT'S NOT LOVE
spigot: THEN IT'S THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dong #drunk-deuce #morrissey #mouth #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-points #stall #stall-bamming #the-smiths #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,949 | 7/22/2012 | sick beats spigot: CAN I INTEREST YOU GENTLEMEN IN SOME SICK BEATS:
spigot: NVM DEAD BATT |
spigot |
#dj #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #technical-difficulties #woodring-field-background |
|
2,282 | 1/27/2005 | sick little games pants: FISH CANNOT CARRY GUNS
deuce: THAT'S DEBATABLE !!!!!!!!!!
pants: I'LL BE TROFF AND YOU BE NROFF AND WE'LL BOTH BE FAGS
deuce: I WILL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR SICK LITTLE GAMES !!!
pants: T DEUCE TROFF OR NROFF PICK ONE (ODDLY PERSISTANT)
deuce: BLHABLHLABHALBHALBLHBALBHL PISSING AND SHITTING HIMSELF FROM THE STRESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gun #huffy-pants #mousehole #piss #shit #stress #typo #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
1,785 | 8/20/2003 | side of milk carton : MISSING SINCE AUGUST 17 2003
: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FAG |
pants |
#august #august-seventeenth-twothousandthree #ecu #high-res #missing-poster #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,128 | 3/2/2010 | sideways spigot: TRYING TO CRITIQUE THIS CHARDONNAY HERE
spigot: IS PEE THE SAME THING AS PISS |
spigot |
#movies #pee #piss #sideways #spigot-solo #wine #woodring-field-background |
|
2,608 | 12/19/2005 | sideways/edgeways spigot: I'LL JUST HAVE TO CHOKE IT SIDEWAYS/EDGEWISE I SUPPOSE
spigot: H
spigot: U
spigot: G
spigot: A
spigot: K
spigot: L
spigot: G
spigot: U
deuce: BRAVO |
deuce spigot |
#choking #deuce-spigot #edgewise #overlong #sideways #vertical #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,167 | 4/23/2024 | sids deuce: SUDDEN INFANT DIARRHEA SYNDROME
spigot: ASKING YOU POLITELY TO LOOK FOR WORMSIGN |
#acronym #anal-birth #baby #corndog-background #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #dune #no-title-card #single-panel |
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4,385 | 11/19/2010 | sighted in cyberspace spigot: I AM TRYING TO BREATHE OVER HERE
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF FATNESS |
spigot |
#cyberspace #fatness #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,531 | 1/10/2017 | sign here and here and initial here spigot: _PACKAGE FOR MISTER FACE_
dick: THPETHIAL DELIVERY |
dick spigot |
#dick #dick-spigot #mock-lisp #planet-of-the-apes #woodring-field-background |
|
457 | 12/30/1999 | sign my guestbook : (theme music plays)
deuce: I'M A HOLE
deuce: WAITING TO BE FILLED
deuce: BUT WITH WHAT ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
deuce: SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND TELL ME
pants: CAN THE CHATTER AND HELP ME DIG THIS TUNNEL WILL YA
pants: IF THE HACKS CATCH US IT'S THE HOLE FOR SURE
pants: HELP ME I HAVE BEEN CRAMMED AND JAMMED INTO A PRISON BREAK FLICK
|
deuce pants |
#caption #cramming #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #film #guestbook #hole #mouth #prison #rhyming #tunnel #woodring-field-background |
|
1,760 | 7/26/2003 | sign-up atandt: WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
deuce: FOR DICKS ??
atandt: NO
deuce: FOR DICKS THEN
atandt: NO
deuce: LET'S KISS (OPEN MOUTHED)
atandt: OK YES
atandt: YOU WORE ME DOWN
deuce: WHOO |
atandt deuce |
#be-gay-with-me #dicks #gay #kissing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,053 | 12/31/2023 | signs of grooming spigot: LEARN TO SPOT THE SIGNS OF GROOMING LIKE THIS MOVE WHERE I YANK YOUR SKIRT UP OVER YOUR HEAD |
#no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,620 | 3/8/2003 | signs of verbal abuse spigot: I'M GOING TO VISUALLY INSPECT MY BALLS FOR SIGNS OF VERBAL ABUSE
deuce: THERE'S A CREASE
deuce: AND A TUCK
deuce: WOW THESE BALLS SURE HAVE BEEN YELLED AT SOMETHING AWFUL |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #something-awful #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,420 | 8/19/2002 | silence please spigot: SILENCE WHILE I TAKE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
spigot: HURRRRRRRNG ALMOST
spigot: SPLOOSH
spigot: NEXT SHOW: 3:30PM |
spigot |
#poo #sfx #spigot-solo #sploosh #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,950 | 12/24/2020 | silent nuts spigot: SILENT NUTS
spigot: HOLY NUTS |
spigot |
#christmas #math #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #red-background #singing #spigot-solo |
|
4,047 | 12/8/2009 | silicon crackers spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE BAY AREA'S GREATEST IMPROV TROUPES!!!!!!!!! SILICON CRACKERS
spigot: YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW HOW MANY ENGINEERS IT TAKES TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB
spigot: WHO THREW THAT |
spigot |
#bay-area #comedy #improv #physical-humor #san-francisco #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,301 | 4/24/2002 | silicon valley linux users group deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S GO TO THE SILICON VALLEY LINUX USERS GROUP MEETING AND JERK EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY (THEREBY GETTING KICKED OUT)
spigot: OR ASKED TO SPEAK |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #linux #lug #silicon-valley #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,589 | 2/4/2003 | sim jerk city spigot: IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN HEAR GIGGLING AND LAUGHING AND GENERAL HOLIDAY MERRIMENT COMING FROM MY TROUSERS
spigot: CLOSELY = PUSH YOUR FACE AND EARS INTO MY TROUSERS |
spigot |
#no-greytext #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
3,641 | 10/21/2008 | similarly spigot: SIMILARLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,368 | 7/21/2016 | simon says deuce: SIMON DIDN'T SAY MASTURBATE TO PREGGERS BUT I'M DOING JUST THAT NEVERTHELESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grey-background #masturbation #preggers |
|
1,603 | 2/19/2003 | simple math spigot: IF I HAVE FIVE DONGS AND MY FRIEND DEUCE ASKS FOR TWO DONGS...
spigot: ...HOW MANY DONGS DO I HAVE LEFT?!?!?
spigot: ANSWER: FIVE
deuce: YOU SELFISH PRICK |
deuce spigot |
#arithmetic #deuce-spigot #math #woodring-room-background |
|
3,552 | 7/24/2008 | simple question pants: ARE YOU MY CHILD PROCESS |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
7,551 | 11/22/2019 | simply nothing more to be said spigot: when cj cregg did the jackal she diminished the office of the presidency, and there is simply nothing more to be said about it
spigot: fucking big bird |
spigot |
#sesame-street #spigot-solo #westwing #woodring-room-background |
|
297 | 7/28/1999 | simply put deuce: DROWNING IN IT (PALMOLIVE)
spigot: THAT'S CLEVER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drowning #mousehole #palmolive #woodring-room-background |
|
8,679 | 12/22/2022 | simultaneously pants: HOLD MY HAND WHILE I POO
deuce: BUT YOU'RE SIMULTANEOUSLY JERKING OFF |
#coy-pants #gay #jerking-off #poo #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
||
602 | 5/20/2000 | since i've been loving you spigot: DEAR STEVE CASE!! I HAVE BEEN AN AOL MEMBER FOR THREE DAYS!!! BUT MY SOUTH PARK SOUNDS ARE BROKEN/DON'T PLAY
spigot: STALKING THE DOG SHIT AND REALLY KEEPING AN EYE ON IT / FACE IN IT
pants: MY LAVA LAMP TOLD ME TO SHOOT THE NEIGHBORS (AND TO SMOKE POT, SIT AROUND)
deuce: BETTER DO THE ONE THING FIRST OR YOU'LL NEVER GET AROUND TO IT
pants: THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED
|
deuce pants spigot |
#aol #deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #hhhhh #lava-lamp #led-zeppelin #marijuana #newsradio #south-park #woodring-room-background |
|
6,324 | 6/7/2016 | sing with me pants: GAY WIENERS / GAY WIENERS
pants: SING WITH ME
pants: BELCH
deuce: NOT REALLY SINGING, MUTTERING WITH BOREDOM |
deuce pants |
#burp #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #singalong #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
6,874 | 1/8/2018 | sing with me : Jerkcity 2018 Annual Report will be delayed this year due to rain.
pants: SING WITH ME
deuce: WHAT ARE WE SINGING
deuce: WIENERS AND BALLS / WIENERS AND BALLS
pants: MY ORIGINAL PREMISE WAS FAULTY: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR US SING |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #annual-report #balls #caption #deuce-pants #rain #rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer #silver-and-gold #singing #weiners #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,377 | 7/31/2016 | sing with me spigot: T DEUCE PLINK PLONK BOING ZOING SING WITH ME
deuce: T SPIGOT YEE HAW LINE DANCING |
deuce spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #dancing #deuce-spigot #empty-auditorium-background #plonk #rednecks #yeehaw |
|
1,782 | 8/17/2003 | singing spigot: NIGHT AND DAY
spigot: I'M LICKING DICK
spigot: WHETHER FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
spigot: OR
spigot: UNDER A PRICK
pants: CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS |
pants spigot |
#birthday-strip #bus #bus-fare #change #cole-porter #dicklicking #dicks #night-and-day #pants-spigot #pricks #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
4,393 | 11/28/2010 | singing and prancing spigot: DUH LA LA SINGING AND PRANCING
spigot: AIDS SYMPTOMS?????????
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH NOW I'M JUST DYING |
spigot |
#aids #homph #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
873 | 2/14/2001 | singing in the shower (a jimi hendrix tribute) atandt: ARE YOU EXPERIENCED
atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPERIENCED
atandt: WELL I HAVE
atandt: I KNOW I KNOW YOU'LL PROBABLY SCREAM AND CRY
atandt: THAT YOUR LITTLE WORLD WON'T LET YOU GO
atandt: BUT WHO IN YOUR MEASLY LITTLE WORLD
atandt: ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE TO THAT YOU'RE NOT MADE OUT OF GOLD
atandt: AND CAN'T BE SOLD
atandt: SO
atandt: UH
atandt: ARE YOU EXPERIENCED |
atandt |
#sage-background |
|
3,696 | 12/15/2008 | single dong theory pants: SINGLE DONG THEORY
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #dongs #mouse-cursor #one-electron-theory #physics #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
4,350 | 10/15/2010 | single file pants: MILLIONS OF DICKS MAKING THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS WEARY WORLD
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SINGLE FILE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#black-background #cricket #pants-spigot |
|
205 | 4/29/1999 | single user mode : INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: BALLS????????????????
deuce: T OZONE INDEED
pants: I VOTE BALLS |
deuce ozone pants |
#balls #caption #deuce-ozone-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #single-user-mode #union #woodring-room-background |
|
2,350 | 4/5/2005 | sir fagsalot pants: IN THE BEGINNING
pants: THE LORD MADE THE EARTH
pants: THE HEAVENS THE HILLS AND THE SEAS
pants: THEN HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE STARS
pants: AND HIS ROTTEN SON SIR FAGSALOT CAME DOWN HERE TO SUCK COCK
deuce: THE END
pants: SO WE STUCK HIM UP ON A POST OR SOMETHING
pants: ACTUALLY HE ALREADY CAME BACK ONCE
pants: BUT WE BURNED HIM UP AT WACO (THAT'LL TEACH HIM) |
deuce pants |
#david-koresh #deuce-pants #jesus #theology #woodring-room-background |
|
2,262 | 1/7/2005 | sir i am not an ashtray spigot: SIR I AM NOT AN ASHTRAY
spigot: OOF URF OKAY MAYBE I AM
deuce: ATTITUDE |
deuce spigot |
#ashtray #deuce-spigot #porn #violent-disapproval #woodring-den-background |
|
1,236 | 2/18/2002 | sir i must insist pants: COCKS ???
atandt: DICKS !!!
pants: WHAT ??? NO !!! COCKS
atandt: SIR I MUST INSIST: DICKS
pants: NO NO I PROTEST: COCKS
atandt: DICKS OVER COCKS
pants: COCKS INSTEAD OF DICKS??? OUTRAGOUS
atandt: MY GOOD MAN
pants: COME WITH ME
atandt: MY GOD MAN |
atandt pants |
#argument #atandt-pants #cocks #dicks #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,981 | 8/23/2012 | sir yes sir spigot: YOU ALL GO ON AHEAD, THE PRIVATE AND I ARE GOING TO JERK OFF
spigot: AREN'T WE PRIVATE
pants: SIR YES SIR |
hanford jenv ozone pants spigot |
#hanford-ozone-pants-spigot #jenv #jerking-off #maynard #military #moo #mountain-background #private #scheduling #sir #uncredited-character |
|
573 | 4/21/2000 | sir yes sir deuce: WINDOWS NT PEOPLE
spigot: THAT STANDS FOR NICE TITS
deuce: WRONG-O
spigot: YOU SPELLED "YES SIR" INCORRECTLY
deuce: YES SIR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spelling #windows #windows-nt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
574 | 4/22/2000 | sir your tongue is much too close pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHH
pants: SIR YOUR TONGUE IS MUCH TOO MUCH TOO MUCH TOO CLOSE
deuce: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #repetition #tongue #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,477 | 2/26/2011 | sirens in the distance pants: CAN WE PLEASE WANG
deuce: NO
pants: I BEG OF YOU
deuce: NEGATIVE
pants: THEN LET ME SPURT UP THE NEIGHBORS
deuce: WELL OKAY |
deuce pants |
#boners #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #police #spurt #verbing #wang #white-background |
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8,340 | 1/17/2022 | sissify my tiny caged prick spigot: SISSIFYMYTINYCAGEDPRICK.COM WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS.
spigot: IF I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE ANY LATER THAN THIS THESE DAYS I NEED A NEW DEALER
pants: YOU MEAN LIKE AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH DEALER OR A ROUND TABLE PIZZA DEALER
spigot: I GUESS I MEAN MY LOCAL COMIC BOOK DEALER
pants: HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #pants-spigot #permission #pricks #sissy #woodring-room-background |
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8,787 | 4/9/2023 | sister ship deuce: T PANTS THE _ENTERPRISE_ JUST WATCHED HER SISTER SHIP _YAMATO_ EXPLODE
pants: T DEUCE ACTIVATE PHOTON TORPEDOES
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO CRANK CALL THE NEUTRAL ZONE |
#black-background #bored-pants #colored-text #contagion #crank-call #dare #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #enterprise #neutral-zone #s02e11 #sfw #star-blazers #star-trek #yamato |
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3,664 | 11/13/2008 | sit back spigot: RELATIVELY CERTAIN I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE
deuce: WELL THEN SIT BACK !!!!!!!!!! AND GLABGLBAHLHBLGAH GBLBAGHLHBGALH GHGABLHAGLBH HELP HALBGBLH GABLGAHBLG HBLHG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drowning #nothing-to-say |
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4,305 | 8/31/2010 | sit up pants: FUCK YES
pants: LOST IN THE WOODS AGAIN
pants: I'LL JUST SIT UP AND PUCKER |
pants |
#99e99 #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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1,908 | 12/24/2003 | sitting around the house pants: S-S-S-SPIGOT'S GARAGE CODE ???? OH BOY
pants: STRAIGHT TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A GREEN GARDEN HOSE AND A TARP
pants: HLAHGLU HALUAG SPIT DUH SPIT SPIT WHAT THE HELL HAULGHL AUGHLUAHLHLA HLAG SOME KIND OF UNLICKABLE DICK HLAGHLAHLHLUAG SO MUCH FOR THAT GAHULGUAHLAG |
pants |
#green-garden-hose #hose #oh-boy #pants-solo |
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6,151 | 12/4/2015 | situation is serious pants: BELL
pants: BIV
pants: DEVOE |
pants |
#new-jack-swing #pants-solo #rap #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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980 | 6/2/2001 | six grams of fat deuce: T PANTS I'M KILLING YOU, MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU, THEN KILLING MYSELF
pants: T DEUCE MAKE EPISODES 4, 5 AND 6 FIRST AND THEN GO BACK TO DO 1, 2, 3
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #murder #murder-suicide #star-wars #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,016 | 6/6/2018 | six more weeks |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #groundhog-day #poo #squirts #woodring-room-background |
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3,176 | 7/14/2007 | six more weeks of cocksucking spigot: MY PRICK SAW ITS SHADOW TODAY!!!! SIX MORE WEEKS OF COCKSUCKING
deuce: (LONG, DEEP, ANNOYED EXHALE) HEAVEN ISN'T REAL
pants: YES IT IS
pants: IT'S THE FEW SECONDS BETWEEN NO OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN AND NOTHINGNESS
deuce: WHEN THE BUGS CRAWL IN AND TAKE OVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#death #deuce-pants-spigot #heaven #spigot-points |
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1,314 | 5/7/2002 | six years deuce: I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AN ERECTION IN SIX YEARS
dick: LUCKY YOU |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #ed #erectile-dysfunction #erection #impotence #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,145 | 10/13/2018 | sixteen dicks spigot: :notes: ya lick sixteen dicks / and whaddya get
spigot: honorable mention?????
spigot: a certificate of participation ????
spigot: a teachable moment ????????
deuce: a trip to Hell (Romans 1) |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #bible #bonequest-hi-fi #certificate-of-participation #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #dicks #emoji #hell #music #romans #singing #sixteen-tons #urinal-background |
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8,657 | 11/30/2022 | skateboards spigot: WHAT ARE ALL THESE MOTORIZED SKATEBOARDS DOING AT A JEWISH KINDERGARTEN ??
spigot: HAVEN'T THERE BEEN ENOUGH SHUL SCOOTINGS |
#dad-joke #jews #school-shooting #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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769 | 10/31/2000 | skip and dance deuce: LOVE ME TENDER
pants: HOLD STILL THEN
spigot: MAY I PLAY
pants: SKIP AND DANCE WITH US
spigot: PRANCING AS FAST AS I CAN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot |
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5,695 | 9/2/2014 | slam spigot: I'M LEAVING
spigot: FORGOT MY PURSE |
spigot |
#blank-panel #purse #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,445 | 1/21/2011 | slam spigot: LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SLAM
spigot: FORGOT MY PURSE!!!!!!!
spigot: SLAM |
spigot |
#purse #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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2,266 | 1/11/2005 | slam the car door on my boner spigot: SLAM THE CAR DOOR ON MY BONER SO I WON'T BE GAY
deuce: JERKING |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #jerking #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
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3,368 | 1/22/2008 | slap my cock please bung: T DEUCE SLAP MY COCK PLEASE
deuce: IF I'M A COCK THEN EAT ME FI
deuce: CASE UP THE NUTS ) CHEW IT ;; ESAC
bung: YOU ARE A TRUE FUCKING FAGGOT |
bung deuce |
#badly-pasted-title #bash #blue-background #bung-deuce #cocks #faggots #mouse-cursor #nuts #unix #up-the-nuts |
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3,427 | 3/21/2008 | slap them deuce: GRAB YOUR ANKLES PEOPLE IT'S THE DEUCE
spigot: T DEUCE CAN I HAVE AN ALLOWANCE
deuce: BYE FAGGOT |
deuce spigot |
#allowance #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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82 | 12/11/1998 | slashdot effect hanford: HERE WE GO PEOPLE
hanford: QUIET ON THE SET
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pants: I'M HOPING FOR THE SLASHDOT EFFECT ON MY MOUTH, FACE
pants: PLEASE RESTRAIN ME HAUGLHALGHALHGLUAHLA ALL AT ONCE
deuce: POUNDING/POKING
hanford: CUT |
#behind-the-scenes #cut #debut #deuce-hanford-pants #drunk-deuce #effect #slashdot #slashdot-effect #woodring-room-background |
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7,002 | 5/23/2018 | sleeping in the garden |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dong #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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7,112 | 9/10/2018 | slide down the firepole pants: bugs down inside my wiener
deuce: wiener bugs - I know those
pants: should we die fighting them or just give up
deuce: quietly exit
pants: slide down the firepole |
deuce pants |
#bug #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hot-sauce #teal-background #wiener |
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5,765 | 11/11/2014 | slide rule pants: DO YOU HAVE A SLIDE RULE
deuce: YES !!!! A ROUND ONE BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE COOLEST
deuce: LOGARITHMS ARE HARD
pants: I DON'T HAVE ONE MYSELF BUT I HEAR THEY REALLY DRESS UP THE PANTS/BELT AREA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #doop #homosexual-undertones #logarithms #math #quantum-chromodynamics #slide-rule #woodring-stairs-background |
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298 | 7/29/1999 | sliders deuce: I AM THE BIGGEST SLIDERS FAN EVER
atandt: JESUS GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE INTELLIGENT AGENT TECHNOLOGY IN OFFICE 2000
pants: DANCING PAPER CLIPS CHASING ME, FORCED TO RECANT MY EARLIER TESTIMONY
atandt: CLICK BEEP BOOP 1 MEG OF 2.6 GIGS INSTALL BEEP BEEP CLICK DELETE
deuce: NO I MEANT TO TYPE COCKS |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #clippy #cocks #drunk-deuce #jesus #microsoft #sliders #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,570 | 2/24/2017 | slightly below average intelligence spigot: PROUD TO SAY I JUST CALLED SOMEONE A DUMB DONG (EDITED)
deuce: YOU'RE A SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE DONG
deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL YOU "DUMB"
deuce: OKAY RENTING AND WATCHING "DETERRENCE" WITH KEVIN POLLAK FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dumb-dong #kevin-pollak #mountain-background #movies |
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1,714 | 6/10/2003 | Slim Jim spigot: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DARES SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM? |
spigot |
#fat #philosophy #sfw #slim-jim #smooth-fonts #snap-into-a-slim-jim #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,112 | 2/13/2010 | sloat and 25th deuce: I'M DICKWORTHY
dick: GUESS AGAIN, PRINCESS |
deuce dick |
#bay-area #deuce-dick #photo-background #san-francisco |
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610 | 5/27/2000 | slobbering deuce: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
deuce: MAYBE I SHOULD STOP DRINKING SCHNAPPS AT LUNCH |
deuce |
#alcohol #alcoholism #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #schnapps #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,545 | 1/30/2017 | sloshing, splashing pants: WHOSE PISS BUCKET IS THIS (SLOSHING, SPLASHING)
deuce: T PANTS THAT'S ANOTHER PHOTO OF A FLOWER
pants: DROPS BUCKET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flower-series #huffy-pants #null #piss #woodring-field-background |
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7,589 | 12/30/2019 | slot p into tab v deuce: my dong rates 21 gigaflops
deuce: insert slot P into tab V
deuce: if you continuously integrate my balls, I will continuously deploy on your face |
deuce |
#balls #ci-cd #deuce-solo #devops #dong #software-development #woodring-field-background |
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658 | 7/12/2000 | slow children at play deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
pants: A DRESS
deuce: FUCK YES
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,176 | 3/18/2013 | slow down spigot: SPLURK SPLORK PLOP ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND DRESS YOU STUPID BITCH
spigot: HURF HRBRGRBLHRGLPFTH
deuce: SLOW DOWN YOU'LL WASTE IT ALL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot |
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7,305 | 3/21/2019 | slow down lady deuce: I could sure go for some jerk off instruction right now (because I never learned how)
pants: Does it come in a bottle or is it a fountain drink
deuce: sorry I only respond to the pronouns _fuck_ and _you_
spigot: as long as that instruction shows me what I'm supposed to do with my hands
spigot: um SLOW DOWN lady |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #jerking #joi #masturbation #mousehole #tiki #woodring-room-background |
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7,691 | 4/10/2020 | slow wifi spigot: i think wifi is slow today cause of all the toilet paper and wet wipes |
spigot |
#a-series-of-tubes #bonequest-hi-fi #covid-19 #high-res #mousehole #spigot-solo #toilet-paper #wet-wipes #wifi #woodring-room-background |