No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,984 | 1/3/2007 | slowly but surely uncredited caveman: AHGLBLAGUHLHBA LUHALBGALUGHLBHAG ALGH BLAG HALG BNAG LIHAGL BLGIUHLABGG
uncredited caveman: BLOGOSPHERE
uncredited caveman: LAGIHALGNBALIGYHALHALI ALGIH KAGY HLAHL HAG HLAUGHU LAHLG HLAGH LUG AG HULAHGUL HULAGHULAHGLAG |
#blog #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
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4,844 | 3/30/2012 | slowly dying inside deuce: CUT TO US SITTING ALONE, NOT SAYING ANYTHING, SLOWLY DYING INSIDE
deuce: YOU CAN'T SEE THE DYING INSIDE BUT IT'S IMPLIED BY THE CINEMATOGRAPHY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #movies #sfw #white-background |
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3,145 | 6/13/2007 | slowly filling up spigot: FOR WANT OF A BEATOFF THE DOPE WAS LOST
pants: SLOWLY FILLING UP HER MOUTH WITH PISS |
pants spigot |
#dope #marijuana #pants-spigot #piss #urinal-background #watersports |
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2,860 | 8/27/2006 | slowly rotated pants: HELLO
pants: I AM BEING SLOWLY ROTATED
spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME
pants: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY REACHED
spigot: MY FEET AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND I DON'T THINK |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #feet-above-floor #grey-background #pants-spigot #rotation #sfw |
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378 | 10/14/1999 | slumber party spigot: YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED...
spigot: (OPEN CARD)
spigot: TO SUCK COCK
pants: WHAT WILL I WEAR |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cocksucking #invitation #pants-spigot #slumber-party #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,550 | 8/15/2022 | slurping and drooling and hurrrr pants: WITH VANGELIS DEAD WHO WILL MAKE THE SOUNDTRACK FOR EITHER OF THE COMPETING BONEQUEST DOCUMENTARIES????????????
deuce: THERE ARE THREE
pants: I ONLY KNOW OF _A LIFETIME OF HLUGAHLUGAULAG_ AND _WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RANDS?_
deuce: THERE'S ALSO _SLURPING AND DROOLING AND HURRRR: THE TRUE STORY OF BONEQUEST_
pants: ONE OF THOSE IS A CHEAP KNOCKOFF BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE |
#coy-pants #documentary #drooling #drunk-deuce #green-background #hurr #movies #rands-mentioned #slurping #soundtrack #vangelis |
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3,062 | 3/22/2007 | small paddle boat spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON
spigot: I THOUGHT A DINGUS WAS A SMALL PADDLE BOAT |
spigot |
#censored #eye-injury #red-x #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,255 | 12/31/2004 | small sprite .(deuce): I'M THINKING DICKS
spigot: I'M THINKING FALAFEL WITH FAGS AND A LARGE SPRITE
spigot: SMALL SPRITE |
deuce spigot |
#arbys #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #falafel #sprite #thought #woodring-room-background |
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4,360 | 10/25/2010 | small tight loop spigot: TELL DIR "OPEN"
spigot: FOR FILE = 1 TO NUMFILES OF LIST OF CONTAINER OF FOLDER "DUH"
spigot: I NEED A SNICKERS
deuce: HUG YO BALLS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-spigot #snickers |
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4,117 | 2/18/2010 | small world deuce: OTISBERG |
deuce |
#99e99 #dc-comics #deuce-solo #sfw #superman #title-mismatch |
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6,505 | 12/12/2016 | smart tv spigot: {{{{ SMART }}}}} THERMOSTATS
spigot: I'M BORED / TURN THE TV ON / WIPE MY KNOBS
spigot: {{{{{ SMART }}}}} TV
spigot: HERE'S YOU BEATING OFF ON THURSDAY (ALL SCREENS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE) |
spigot |
#artificial-intelligence #beating-off #internet-of-things #privacy #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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5,852 | 2/6/2015 | smeared with filth pants: MY SOFT WHITE UNDERBELLY IS SMEARED WITH FILTH |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #filth #pants-solo #sfw #smearing #urinal-background |
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5,483 | 2/1/2014 | smeared with shit deuce: I WANT OUT
pants: I CANNOT LET YOU OUT
deuce: YOU DO NOT OWN ME
pants: ACTUALLY I DO (READ THE FINE PRINT OF THE LETTER YOU JUST SIGNED)
deuce: I CANNOT (IT IS SMEARED WITH YOUR SHIT) |
deuce pants |
#contractual-obligations #deuce-pants #fine-print #huffy-pants #mousehole #shit #woodring-room-background |
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7,132 | 9/30/2018 | smearing pants: sound off
effigy: mmm
deuce: mmm yeah
pants: ooh boy
pants: christ mmmmm
deuce: smearing |
deuce effigy pants |
#deuce-effigy-pants #effigy #mmm #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #smearing #woodring-field-background |
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3,057 | 3/17/2007 | smile, take pictures : pants (left); spigot the motherfuckin' bear (right)
pants: I WILL BE THE SERIAL RAPIST AND YOU WILL BE THE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL AND THE REST OF YOU SMILE AND TAKE PICTURES
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE FARTS BUT NOT FOR THE INSPIRIATIONAL MESSAGE I INTENDED FOR THEM TO DELIVER |
pants spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #farts #japan #magenta-x #mousehole #pants-spigot #purple-x #rape #spigot-points #spigot-the-bear #weird-pants-face |
|
7,988 | 1/31/2021 | smileys deuce: :-O
pants: I WANT TO RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND PISS ON YOUR TITS
deuce: :-| |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #olive-background #piss #smilies #tits |
|
6,032 | 8/5/2015 | smiling, thumbs up pants: PRINTING AN 24X18 PICTURE OF MYSELF, FRAMING IT, SIGNING IT WITH A SILVER PEN, WRAPPING IT, MERRY CHRISTMAS
pants: SMILING, THUMBS UP
spigot: PLAY WITH IT AND BEND IT |
pants spigot |
#ahoy #christmas #deja-vu #pants-spigot #sfw #space-nuts-background #weird-pants-face |
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1,712 | 6/8/2003 | smoke dope with me spigot: THE THOMPSON TWINS SALAD SET??? THE THOMPSON TONGS IN THE SHAPE OF THE GUY AND WHAT'S HER NAME???? AND THE BLACK GUY'S THE PEPPER GRINDER??????? SMOKE DOPE WITH ME PEOPLE I'M MAKING MONEY FA$T!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#auction #dope #drugs #grift #marijuana #sellout #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #thompson-twins #woodring-field-background |
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7,573 | 12/14/2019 | smoke in the cockpit deuce: THIS IS DEUCE AIRLINES 142, DECLARING PAN PAN PAN, WE HAVE SMOKE IN THE COCKPIT AND DIARRHEA IN MY SHORTS
deuce: SAN FRANCISCO TOWER, THIS IS DEUCE AIRLINES 142, NOW DECLARING AN EMERGENCY, MY SHORTS HAVE BREACHED I REPEAT MY SHORTS HAVE BREACHED
deuce: WE HAVE DIARRHEA IN THE COCKPIT |
deuce |
#airplane #atc #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #diarrhea #emergency #pan-pan #san-francisco #sfo |
|
115 | 2/5/1999 | smoking dope spigot: LOOK AT YOU !!!! YOUR FACE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE...
spigot: ...TO MY BALLS !!!! WELL UP PERISCOPE I GUESS
spigot: TIME TO FLIP OVER TO THE TV !!!! LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON !!!!
spigot: MUST SEE TV
spigot: GAYS ON SKATES
spigot: FAT GUY TALKING
spigot: BABYLON 5
spigot: TWO FAT GUYS TALKING
spigot: GAYS ON ICE
deuce: YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING DOPE AGAIN
spigot: GOLDEN GIRLS
|
deuce spigot |
#babylon-5 #deuce-spigot #golden-girls #ice-skating #low-res #marijuana #tv #woodring-field-background |
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7,429 | 7/23/2019 | smoosh spigot: t deuce may i speak with you
spigot: i'm going to put my face right here just slightly above this paper plate full of dogshit
spigot: and i ask that you please do n
deuce: SMOOSH
spigot: nvm
deuce: here to help
spigot: some kinds of help are the kinds of help we all could do withou
deuce: SMOOSH
spigot: k |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dogshit #physical-comedy #smoosh #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
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2,418 | 6/12/2005 | smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away pants: IS THIS GRAND THEFT AUTO OR ANIMAL CROSSING ???? EITHER WAY I CONFUSE IT WITH MANHUNT AND TRY TO SLOWLY STRANGLE YOU WITH A BAG
pants: MY MINIGAME OF "SMOOSH THE PEOPLE I THINK ARE PROSTITUTES THEN DRIVE AWAY" SOON BECOMES "RUN FROM THE POLICE" AND MAN ALIVE I CAN DO THAT FOR HOURS
pants: TOO MUCH COFFEE (A LITTLE DIZZY, A LITTLE TIRED) |
pants |
#animal-crossing #coffee #coy-pants #dizzy #dj-rapekit #drugs #grand-theft-auto #manhunt #pants-solo #police #prostitute #woodring-field-background |
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968 | 5/21/2001 | smooth buddy atandt: T DEUCE YOU WILL BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY
deuce: T ATANDT I'M IGNORING THAT
deuce: I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT A SMOOTH BUDDY IS
deuce: BUT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR IT CAN'T BE GOOD
atandt: WEAR THIS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,349 | 6/11/2002 | smooth fonts pants: LIKE CRAZY
pants: WITH THE POKING AND THE CHOKING AND THE HEY WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHAT'S WITH THE SMOOTH FONTS
pants: WHAT THE FUCK SON
pants: HULALAHLUGHLAG SUCKING THEM ALL ANYWAY HUALGHLUAHLAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #huffy-pants #pants-solo #poking-and-choking #smooth-fonts #sucking #woodring-field-background |
|
1,403 | 8/3/2002 | smooth nougat hanford: YOU'RE ON
pants: RICH CHOCOLATE
pants: CREAMY CARAMEL
pants: SMOOTH NOUGAT
pants: CAT HAIR
pants: DOES BEETLE BAILEY HAVE DAYS LIKE THESE
pants: STRANGE DAYS INDEED
pants: MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS
pants: PISSING ON A MOP, WALKING AWAY
pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK III DELAYED DUE TO RAIN
pants: RED BULL, BONGWATER
pants: AND CUT I'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING
hanford: YOU DON'T SAY CUT I SAY CUT |
hanford pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #cat-hair #cut #funloving-nonsense #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #mop-pissing #nougat #piss #snickers #woodring-room-background |
|
625 | 6/11/2000 | smothered hope deuce: GALGHAGHAGLBHGLUBHGLBUAHBUAHBHLGDBHDLHLUDBHBLGUBLBUGHB GHLGHBG
deuce: NOTICE HOW IT TRANSFORMED SUBTLY
spigot: I WILL LICK IT
spigot: BUT I WILL NOT LIKE IT
deuce: LIAR
spigot: BLUGHGHGHLUGH I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #skinny-puppy #woodring-room-background |
|
9,064 | 1/11/2024 | sms pants: SYMANTEC SHOULD HAVE NEVER HALTED ITS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WITH THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION
pants: THAT REALLY ACTIVATED MY ALMONDS
pants: PLEASE STAND BY WHILE I RECEIVE AN URGENT NOTIFICATION FROM THE SHORT MESSAGING SERVICE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP
:text: IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A TOILET
pants: ASLK;DJF |
#funloving-nonsense #gun #nra #pants-solo #sfw #sms #symantec #telephony #toilet #woodring-den-background #y-n |
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5,500 | 2/18/2014 | snap back deuce: <SNAP BACK> OH THIS IS FACEBOOK NOT VIDEOBOX |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #videobox #white-background #wordpress |
|
1,051 | 8/17/2001 | snatch spigot: SOMEONE TAKE THE SONG-WRITING QUILL OUT OF MADONNA'S HAND AND GIVE HER AN INSIDE-OUT BRASSIERE AND SHOVE HER BACK IN THE DICKLICKING ROOM ALREADY!!!!!!!!! I MEAN WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE
|
spigot |
#madonna #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,440 | 12/20/2013 | sneak attack pants: GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS PANEL |
pants |
#pants-solo #phalus700 #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
385 | 10/20/1999 | sneedle spigot: IT'S A BIRD
spigot: IT'S A WHEELCHAIR
spigot: WHO PUSHED MR. REEVE OFF THE SPACE NEEDLE |
spigot |
#christopher-reeve #seattle #sfw #space-needle #spigot-solo #wheelchair #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,311 | 5/4/2002 | snipe hunt dick: HA HA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS TOOK ME OUT IN THE WOODS ON A SNIPE HUNT ??? AND WE RAN AROUND LOOKING FOR SNIPES AND THEN YOU SAID YOU CAUGHT ONE AND I SAID LET ME SEE IT AND YOU ALL SURPRISED ME WITH RAPE
pants: OH GOD I LEFT THE SNIPE IN THE BASEMENT !!! I FORGOT TO FEED IT TODAY !!! DICK, COME DOWN HERE WITH ME AND OH CRAP THE LIGHTS DON'T WORK OH WELL FOLLOW ME CLOSELY
pants: DOWN WE GO |
dick pants |
#basement #dick-pants #rape #snipe #woodring-room-background |
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8,534 | 7/30/2022 | snl closing theme spigot: PLAY THE SNL CLOSING THEME AS EVERYONE BEATS OFF AT EACH OTHER |
#beating-off #pumpkin-background #single-panel #snl #spigot-solo |
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3,008 | 1/27/2007 | sno-ball atandt: I'M A SNOWBALL
pants: T DEUCE I SAW HIM FIRST
deuce: T PANTS I GOT DIBS |
atandt deuce pants |
#grey-background #sfw |
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7,122 | 9/20/2018 | snoot boops spigot: snoot boops but with a dong |
spigot |
#dong #ghetto-u #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,603 | 10/7/2022 | snow day |
#blank-panel #deja-vu #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #no-dialog #nothing #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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999 | 6/22/2001 | snow ninja spigot: OF DONGS AND BONGS HOW CAN ONE MAN LICK DICK?!?!
spigot: HELLO?????
spigot: I AM THE SNOW NINJA
deuce: GHGHGH
pants: YOUR HONOR THE CONTRACT BETWEEN THIS 'UN AND ME THAT IS I THAT IS ME
deuce: OBJECTION
spigot: FOX PRESENTS WHEN COMMERCIALS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: THESE ARE JUST
spigot: STOPPING VCR
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH SIMPLY CUDDLING INSTEAD OF HORRIBLE ANAL RAPE
deuce: MY CONTRACTIONS ARE NOW ONE MINUTE APART
pants: OUT OF SPACE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #pregnancy #woodring-field-background |
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4,518 | 4/15/2011 | snowstorm |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #meta #no-dialog #nuggh #sfw #white-background |
|
4,502 | 3/30/2011 | snuff film pants: LET'S MAKE A SNUFF FILM
deuce: COOL |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants |
|
2,193 | 10/30/2004 | so alone deuce: I FEEL SO ALONE
deuce: TALK TO ME
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: I'LL BET SIOUXSIE SIOUX HAS NEVER EVEN USED CODEWARRIOR |
deuce spigot |
#codewarrior #deuce-spigot #fucking-shut-up #siouxsie #woodring-field-background |
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3,137 | 6/5/2007 | so am i atandt: WHO IS UP FOR SOME ASSHOPPING
deuce: BUH
atandt: I'M ATANDT
deuce: SO AM I |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #identity-crisis #star-wars #white-background |
|
4,994 | 9/5/2012 | so are my balls deuce: MY TITS ARE ALL-AMERICAN
pants: WEIRD: SO ARE MY BALLS
deuce: LIES
pants: NO CHECK IT OUT: GO ON
deuce: ALL LIES
pants: GET ON IN THERE
pants: G'ON
deuce: I KNOW I'M RIGHT I DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT
pants: G'ON |
deuce pants |
#american #balls #blue-background #deuce-pants |
|
40 | 10/3/1998 | so bored pants: SO ANYWAY THERE I WAS IN THE CONGO, LICKING SILVERBACK GORILLA DICK
atandt: ISN'T THIS JUST A REGULAR ASS PARADE
pants: THIS FEELS LIKE AN EXTRA FANCY PARADE
atandt: I WAS SO BORED I WENT INTO THE LIVING ROOM FOR DJFISTY COMEDY
atandt: IT WAS LIKE WATCHING CATS PLAY POOL |
atandt pants |
#ass-parade #atandt-pants #bestiality #cats #coy-pants #dicklicking #djfisty #fun-with-wildlife #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #parade #woodring-field-background |
|
3,066 | 3/26/2007 | so can i have it like that (yes you can) pants: SO CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT
deuce: YES YOU CAN |
deuce pants |
#dark-red-x #deuce-pants #eye-injury #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,067 | 9/9/2015 | so cold pants: IT'S COLD THIS MORNING
pants: BUT NOT TOO COLD FOR BEATING OFF (DISCO BALL LOWERS FROM CEILING, MUSIC PLAYS) |
pants |
#beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #cold #cricket #disco #disco-ball #masturbation #music #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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5,331 | 8/20/2013 | so cold deuce: HOLD ME
deuce: I AM SO COLD
deuce: INSIDE
deuce: MY SOUL IS COLD
deuce: SO COLD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw |
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5,030 | 10/19/2012 | so cool pants: THIS IS SO COOL
pants: OH GOD IMPALED ON A FENCE |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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3,665 | 11/14/2008 | so depressed for five minutes deuce: JERK COMPLETE
spigot: NO WONDER I WAS SO DEPRESSED FOR FIVE MINUTES |
deuce spigot |
#depression #deuce-spigot #dong #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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8,706 | 1/18/2023 | so dry deuce: MY VAGINA IS DRY
deuce: WAIT I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #somber-deuce #trans #vagina #vagisil #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,065 | 4/18/2021 | so far deuce: NO POOPS SO FAR |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #constipation #deuce-solo #mousehole #poop #single-panel #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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4,924 | 6/26/2012 | so far from god deuce: TOUCH MY DICK
deuce: I SAID TOUCH IT
deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU TOUCHING IT |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #dick #stray-dot |
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7,342 | 4/27/2019 | so fucking stupid and irritating deuce: why did you deadname my balls
pants: ahem deadname is my slave name
deuce: weird, it's my porn name |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #porn #trans |
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3,336 | 12/21/2007 | so gay bung: IT HURTS
deuce: I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE
bung: MY CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM HAS FAILED
deuce: I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS |
bung deuce |
#anal #ass-fucking #bung-deuce #numb #pain #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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5,849 | 2/3/2015 | so gay pants: SO GAY
atandt: SOOOO GAY
pants: SOOOOOOOOOO GAY
atandt: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY
pants: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY
atandt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #gay #gay-contest #huffy-pants #mountain-background #oo #repetition |
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8,890 | 7/21/2023 | so gay it hurts deuce: (SQUEAKY, SHEEPISH)
deuce: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT US MOVING IN TOGETHER
deuce: MAYBE WE COULD PLAY TUGBOAT GAMES
spigot: WE SHOULD POST A PIC OF US IN THE TUB ON TUMBLR!!!! WITH SUDS
spigot: GREETINGS FROM JERKC-- BONEQUEST *BEEP!*
deuce: SO GAY IT HURTS
deuce: SERIOUSLY IT HURTS
spigot: LIKE WE'RE SIBLINGS AND MOM TOOK IT
deuce: TOTALLY INNOCENT BUT YET NAKED AND WET AND SOAPY |
#bonequest #deuce-spigot #gay #mountain-background #scrubbing-chums #soapy #tub #tugboat #tumblr |
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8,978 | 10/17/2023 | so great spigot: IF YOU'RE SO GREAT THEN WHERE'S A LINK TO YOUR NUDES |
#no-title-card #nude #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,093 | 1/25/2010 | so hard for so long pants: HUHHHHHHHHHH
pants: I JERKED OFF SO HARD FOR SO LONG THAT I HURT MY NECK
pants: AND SO IT GOES |
pants |
#injury #masturbation #pants-solo #physical-comedy #urinal-background #vonnegut |
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3,748 | 2/5/2009 | so hard right now deuce: WHY AM I SO HARD RIGHT NOW
deuce: UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #urinal-background |
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8,511 | 7/7/2022 | so heavy spigot: WHY ARE FORKS SO HEAVY OH RIGHT I'M OLD
spigot: WHO PRINTS THIS SHIT SO SMALL OH RIGHT I'M DYING
spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE THE FLOOR NOT ON MY FACE ALL THE TIME OKAY I GET IT |
#aging #death #mountain-background #old #spigot-solo |
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5,972 | 6/6/2015 | so high deuce: I'M SO HIGH I CAN SEE GOD
deuce: AND HE DOES NOT APPROVE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #god #marijuana #oxycontin #woodring-field-background |
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2,588 | 11/29/2005 | so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A
: PANTS SAYS, "HI FAGS"
: SPIGOT HEARS, "MURF BURF" |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #caption #murf #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
874 | 2/15/2001 | so high on gay spigot: I AM SO GAY RIGHT NOW I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER COME DOWN
spigot: WELL OFF TO THE TOILET
spigot: I SAID *OFF TO THE TOILET* |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,678 | 11/27/2008 | so hot pants: AM TOLD THE NUN-RAPING SCENE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AROUSING
pants: WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SO HOT THEN |
pants |
#bad-lieutenant #pants-solo #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
41 | 10/5/1998 | so huffy pants: SO ANYWAY I LIKE DICK AND THAT'S THAT
pants: I THINK YOU KNOW ALL YOU NEED KNOW ABOUT ME
deuce: FINE
pants: I DIDN'T WANT TO GO INTO THIS BUT HERE IT IS
deuce: YOU GET SO HUFFY WHEN IT COMES TO THE DICKS
|
#deuce-pants #dicks #gay #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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176 | 4/2/1999 | so i can better stalk fiona apple pants: I AM MAKING YOU A POOL (SQUATTING, THRUSTING)
pants: COULD ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BOOST SO I CAN BETTER STALK FIONA APPLE
atandt: T PANTS YOU CAN'T SQUAT AND THRUST AT THE SAME TIME
pants: T ATANDT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #beatles #fiona-apple #stalking #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,048 | 7/8/2018 | so i don't fall out of practice |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #neon-grid-background #professional #professionaldickdart #single-panel #stray-dot |
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5,672 | 8/10/2014 | so it's a yes deuce: I'M NOT HEARING A YES ????? SO IT'S A YES
deuce: SLAMS GAVEL DOWN
deuce: HOLY JESUS JUST SAY YES (COCKS GUN) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gun #jesus #lysol #woodring-field-background |
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1,664 | 4/21/2003 | so little time deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO BE TARPITTED
pants: I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE (ON YOU)
pants: SO MANY FAT BLACK DICKS
pants: SO LITTLE TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,785 | 1/28/2012 | so long spigot: THANKS FOR ALL THE MORNINGS OF NOTHING EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE MY FUCKING BONER
spigot: IF WE WIN THE LOTTERY, WE'RE SPLITTING IT AND SAYING GOODBYE
spigot: SO LONG FATTY |
spigot |
#black-background #spigot-solo |
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3,569 | 8/10/2008 | so many points right now spigot: IF POINTS WERE AWARDED FOR DICKLICKING I WOULD HAVE SO MANY POINTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #dicklicking #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,507 | 2/25/2014 | so many times pants: LOVE ME, LOVE MY DONG
deuce: NO PROMISES
deuce: YOUR DONG HAS WRONGED ME SO MANY TIMES
(deuce): (QUIETLY) SO MANY TIMES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #drunk-deuce #love #stray-dot #usenet #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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6,718 | 7/30/2017 | so many ways pants: PISSGATE
spigot: WHERE IS THAT POSITIONED AMONG THE AND GATES, NOT GATES, OR GATES, NOT-OR GATES, XAND GATES, NAND GATES AND AYN RAND GATES
pants: UNCLEAR (CLOUDY)
spigot: MUST HAVE A CLEAN DICKLICKING RECORD
spigot: SO MANY WAYS TO READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#ayn-rand #electronics #logic #pants-spigot #piss #the-fountainhead-sucked #white-background |
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8,590 | 9/24/2022 | so much spigot: SUCKING SO MUCH DICK MY WATCH THINKS I RAN A 5K |
#apple-watch #dicksucking #exercise #mountain-background #spigot-solo #watch |
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5,802 | 12/18/2014 | so much at one time deuce: SO MUCH DICK
deuce: DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT, JUST LET IT GO BY
deuce: OTHERWISE IT WILL DESTROY OUR CIVILIZATION |
deuce |
#apocalypse #deuce-solo #dick #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,871 | 9/7/2006 | so much pornography spigot: TRYING TO HIDE OPEN WINDOWS OF PORN ACROSS FIVE MONITORS
spigot: HURF HUH DON'T COME IN
spigot: TAPING PAPER
spigot: BE RIGHT THERE URF GONK |
spigot |
#dj-rapekit #gonk #panic #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,817 | 11/12/2017 | so nobody can use it spigot: T DEUCE REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED UP IN ONLINE WEBZINE FORMAT
deuce: I DON'T GET IT
spigot: WEB = WORLD WIDE WEB, ZINE = MAGAZINE
spigot: FORMAT = FORMAT THE INTERNET SO NOBODY CAN USE IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #sfw #star-trek #urinal-background #webzine #wrath-of-khan #zine |
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2,195 | 11/1/2004 | so pointy and all deuce: 9.72E+09 BYTES
deuce: THAT'S A LOT OF PORN
pants: IT HAD TO USE THE E !!!!!!! OH GOD
pants: THAT MEANS HIGHER THAN 999
deuce: NO E IS SIMPLY THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI SHOVED UP MY ASS
pants: DOES IT HURT UP THERE
pants: WITH THE - BEING SO POINTY AND ALL
deuce: THE RADICAL SIGN IS REALLY QUITE FRANKLY UNCOMFORTABLE
deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR
pants: I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exponents #math #plant #porn |
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3,852 | 5/20/2009 | so pretty pants: I'M PRETTY
deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #sfw #tragedy #urinal-background |
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9,170 | 4/26/2024 | so profoundly embarrassed spigot: I'M SO PROFOUNDLY EMBARRASSED FOR OUR SOLAR SYSTEM |
#astronomy #earth #jupiter #mars #mars-background #mercury #neptune #pluto #saturn #science #sfw #shame #single-panel #solar-system #space #spigot-solo #sun #uranus #venus |
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3,254 | 9/30/2007 | so proud spigot: HERE'S DORKY
spigot: PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN QUEER
spigot: LIVING ON DICK
deuce: WUH |
deuce spigot |
#america #coffee #deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #pride #queer #urinal-background |
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6,862 | 12/27/2017 | so sick of your self-indulgent shit pants: HTTPS://WWW.GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q="SUCH+IS+THE+WIND+BLOWN+LIFE+OF+A+SAILOR"
deuce: I'M SO SICK OF YOUR SELF-INDULGENT SHIT
deuce: I MEAN GOOD MORNING
deuce: "ALEXA, GIVE ME SOME JERKOFF INSTRUCTION." |
deuce pants |
#alexa #amazon #deja-vu #deuce-pants #insult #joi #morning #sailor #shit #the-wind-blown-life-of-a-sailor #url #woodring-field-background |
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9,287 | 8/21/2024 | so so different deuce: WANGITUDINAL (IT'S LIKE LONGITUDINAL BUT DIFFERENT) |
#cartography #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #geography #john-harrison #longitude #neologisms #single-panel #wangs #white-background |
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871 | 2/12/2001 | so so sorry pants: SORRY I BEAT OFF ALL OVER YOUR JPEGS |
pants |
#mountain-background |
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3,989 | 10/6/2009 | so there spigot: SON OF A
deuce: DICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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8,298 | 12/6/2021 | so tired deuce: WHY AM I SO TIRED TODAY
spigot: YOU LICKED TWO DICKS BEFORE YOU LICKED TWO DICKS, AND THEN YOU LICKED TWO DICKS AGAIN
spigot: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR
spigot: GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL THE WITNESS WILL LICK DICKS |
deuce spigot |
#court #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #law #mousehole #sublime #woodring-room-background |
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5,125 | 1/25/2013 | so true or false spigot: T DEUCE SO TRUE OR FALSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE GAY TOGETHER
deuce: T SPIGOT UH
deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #gay #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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3,457 | 4/20/2008 | so very sorry deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALGH DON'T HIT ME
spigot: WHORRRRRPTLKGHJ
spigot: I AM SO SORRY
deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce #deuce-spigot #lovers-quarrel #spigot #woodring-den-background |
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2,945 | 11/24/2006 | so very very cold ii pants: I'M COLD*
: *CONTINUED FROM LAST ISSUE
pants: TURN UP THE HEAT
atandt: SHUT UP
atandt: I MEAN YEAH IT'S COLD
pants: SO COLD |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #b-side #cold #fighting-irish-pose #sfw #vinyl #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,049 | 3/9/2007 | so very very fuckable pants: (BOOMING GOD VOICE) THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS (ESPECIALLY GREEN MUPPETS)
deuce: BUT KERMIT IS SO FUCKABLE
pants: JUST DON'T WORSHIP THEM (BOOMING HEARD THROUGHOUT THE LAND)
deuce: BY FUCKABLE I MEAN YOU CAN REALLY SLIDE IT IN AND THE FABRIC WILL TEAR AND THERE'S NOT MUCH HE CAN DO ABOUT IT
pants: YUP (STILL GOD VOICE) |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #eye-injury #god #muppets #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,528 | 1/7/2017 | so very very tired pants: TIRED
pants: SO VERY VERY TIRED
pants: BARELY ABLE TO HEIL HITLER |
pants |
#hitler #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background #very-very-tired #weird-pants-face |
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9,312 | 9/15/2024 | so what spigot: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME BEING FAT WAS SO GREAT |
#fat #fatness #mars-background #no-title-card #rhetorical-question #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #uncredited-character |
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3,207 | 8/14/2007 | so work with me gang : An All-New Episode of Spigot the Bear starts right now!
spigot: INSTALLATION ON "BALLS" CANNOT CONTINUE UNTIL THERE ARE PRICKS IN MY FACE!!!!!!!
spigot: SO WORK WITH ME GANG |
spigot |
#balls #caption #computer-science #computers #spigot-points #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #star-wars #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,951 | 8/29/2009 | so you learned nothing spigot: SURPRISE I HAVE A DICK 3
spigot: SO YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM 1 OR 2 |
spigot |
#beep #porn #shemale #spigot-solo #ts #urinal-background |
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4,401 | 12/6/2010 | soak in this puddle spigot: THANKS FOR EMPOWERING ME TO SIT AND SOAK IN THIS PUDDLE OF FUCKHEADS |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,558 | 7/30/2008 | soaked with piss spigot: SOAKED WITH PISS IN JERKCITY
pants: LEVEL ?? PANTS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #soaked #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,114 | 1/14/2013 | soaked with piss spigot: SOAKED WITH PISS IN BONEQUEST |
spigot |
#piss #soaked #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,274 | 7/31/2010 | soaked, flavored or otherwise infused pants: THERE WAS NO HOME FOR THE TERROR BIRD
pants: URINE SOAKED, FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE INFUSED
deuce: I HAVE DISTILLED MY URINE INTO ITS FINEST COMPONENTS
deuce: AMMONIA AND TEARS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #soaked #uncredited-character #urinal-background #urine |
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5,159 | 2/28/2013 | sobbing his eyes out pants: *SOB* ALL THOSE SMOOTH DEAD BOYS
spigot: AND BURNING MAN REFUGEES |
pants spigot |
#burning-man #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,571 | 12/12/2019 | sober spigot: yeah i'm sober
spigot: s.ucking
spigot: o.n
spigot: b.ig
spigot: er.ections |
spigot |
#acronym #cocksucking #drugs #sobriety #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #wordplay |
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5,354 | 9/12/2013 | soccer practice spigot: I'M NOT GETTING ANY JIZZIER
spigot: OR FATTER OR MORE UNPLEASANT
spigot: SCRATCH THAT I JUST TOOK A DUMP DOWN MY PANT LEG INTO MY TUBE SOCKS
pants: SOCCER PRACTICE |
pants spigot |
#fat #jizz #pants-spigot #poop #soccer #woodring-stairs-background |