No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,206 | 11/12/2004 | soccer practice pants: THAT FAG DOCTOR SPUTNIK
spigot: T P ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER FOR KING OF QUEENS
spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL TAKING OUR SHIRTS OFF
pants: I HATE SOCCER PRACTICE
spigot: STAND UP AND SAY IN A LOUD STEADY VOICE: I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #pants-spigot #television #woodring-field-background |
|
435 | 12/8/1999 | socian komentaron deuce: KIAL VIRINOJ NENIAM ASKEPTIĜAS FELIĈE KIAM ILIAJ VIAZĴOJ ESTAS KOVRITA KUN ĈURO
pants: KAJ INOJ KIUJ ŜAJNIGAS KE ILI ESTAS, NU, ILI JA NE ESTAS
pants: SED MI ESTAS
deuce: SED MI DONIS AL VI DONACON KIU NENIU ALIA HAVAS ĈI NUN
deuce: VIZAĴO PLENE DA ĈURO !!!!
deuce: TIEL AŬDACO KE VI RIGARDAS MIN KIEL VI NE POVAS KREDI KE MI ĴUS FARIS TION
deuce: NE PROVU BLOKI ĜIN KUN VIAJ MANOJ VI NUR ESTAS FARANTA ĜIN PLI MALFACILA POR VI MEM
pants: MI DIRAS KE MI ESTAS FELIĈA MALGRAŬ
pants: AĜO RASIO SEKSO DIKECO NE GRAVAS LAŬ MI
deuce: FIKE SILENTU ĈI TIE MI ESTAS PROVANTA FARI SOCIAN KOMENTARON |
deuce pants |
#bad-transcript #bonequest-hi-fi #cum #cum-dodging #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #esperanto #facial #fucking-shut-up #women #woodring-field-background |
|
4,832 | 3/18/2012 | sock in the parking lot spigot: T PANTS THERE'S A SINGLE WHITE SOCK BEHIND MY DOWNSTAIRS COUCH, WONDERED IF IT'S THE ONE FROM THE PARKING GARAGE
pants: T SPIGOT THAT'S WHERE IT WENT [I SERIOUSLY LOST A SOCK AT YOUR HOUSE] [IT IS SAFE TO HANDLE]
pants: HANDLE/WRANGLE
spigot: STILL BEHIND COUCH |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #blue-background #pants-spigot #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot |
|
8,223 | 9/23/2021 | socks + cocks deuce: ROLLED UP SOCKS
pants: STUFFED WITH COCKS
spigot: HONKING HER BOOBS IN TIME WITH THE CAR ALARM |
deuce pants spigot |
#alarm #boobs #cocks #honk #honking #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,303 | 5/17/2016 | soda jerk deuce: ARE YOU A SODA JERK
pants: OK
deuce: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER
pants: WELL, YOU KNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #urinal-background |
|
4,345 | 10/10/2010 | soft spot pants: DON'T TOUCH THE SOFT SPOT ON MY HEAD |
pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cricket #lynnea #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #sfw #uncredited-character |
|
3,837 | 5/5/2009 | sold out atandt: COCKS FOR SALE
atandt: OK
atandt: SOLD OUT NOW |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #capitalism #cocks #sellout #urinal-background |
|
1,223 | 2/5/2002 | soliloquy deuce: I LOVE DICK
deuce: NOT YOUR DICK JUST DICK IN GENERAL
deuce: DICK AS A CONCEPT
deuce: AN IDEALIZED ALGHSLGHS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #dick #platonic-idealism #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,728 | 8/10/2017 | somber salute spigot: T E X T O P O L I S
spigot: WILL BE THE NAME OF MY BBS / AE LINE
deuce: YOUR GOPHER SITE
spigot: MY WAFFLE, MY RED RYDER HOST, MY LAMBDA MOO/MUD/MURF/MINECRAFT
deuce: MY FATWA
spigot: MY LYCOS
deuce: ALTA VISTA :SOMBER_SALUTE:
spigot: YOU TOOK MY PREPARED ALTAVISTA REFERENCE, SO ALL I HAVE LEFT IS DEJA BLABSPACE
deuce: THAT WORKS |
deuce spigot |
#ascii-express #bbs #culture #deja-blabspace #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gopher #internet #internet-culture #islam #minecraft #null #search-engines #sfw #vintage-internet #waffle #woodring-field-background #yellow-magic-orchestra |
|
7,596 | 1/6/2020 | some advice spigot: if you're going to suck dick all day don't fill up on bread |
spigot |
#bread #cocksucking #dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,513 | 10/15/2019 | some amount pants: some amount of public masturbation is tolerable yes or no
deuce: depends on who's doing it
pants: me
deuce: totes fine then |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #masturbation #urinal-background |
|
5,564 | 4/23/2014 | some attempt pants: COCKS
deuce: TELL PANTS IF THAT'S SOME ATTEMPT TO WRIGGLE OUT OF YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #single-panel #white-background |
|
3,318 | 12/3/2007 | some english muffins deuce: I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE SOME ENGLISH MUFFINS
pants: THESE BALLS ARE THE PRIME SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF THE STUFFED MOUTH
pants: PRESS [START] FOR DISGUSTING LICKING, SUCKING NOISES |
deuce pants |
#balls #crime #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #muffins #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,277 | 10/23/2007 | some how pants: YOU HAVE SOMEHOW ENSHRINED MY FACE
spigot: I NEED A TOWEL
spigot: POSSIBLY THE SHROUD OF TURIN
pants: STAINED, TORN
spigot: MY FACE AND SUBSEQUENTLY MY LEGS |
pants spigot |
#face #legs #pants-spigot #penis #plant #shroud-of-turin #towel #woodring-field-background |
|
4,676 | 10/7/2011 | some i eat pants: SOME I EAT, SOME I LET GO
pants: READY?????????????? GO!!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU FAILED
pants: THE TYRANNY OF THE URINAL |
pants |
#boner #pants-solo #urinal |
|
9,313 | 9/16/2024 | some kind of blast anyway deuce: I HAVE NEVER HAD A BAJA BLAST
pants: WHAT ABOUT A RODNEY BLAST |
#baja-blast #deuce-pants #ejaculation #facial #mountain-dew #no-title-card #porn #rodney-moore #single-panel #trailer-background |
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7,117 | 9/15/2018 | some kind of emissions anyway pants: spontaneous otoacoustic emissions
pants: gahhhhhhhhh mouth open wide tongue waggling |
pants |
#emissions #hearing #inner-ear #mouth-of-pants #neon-grid-background #pants-solo |
|
2,329 | 3/15/2005 | some kind of horrible pants: MIGHTY FUCKING FUNNY SIR
pants: PLEASE DECLAW ME I AM GOING TO HURT MYSELF AND OTHERS
deuce: WHAT
pants: YOU HEARD ME |
deuce pants |
#cat #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #king-of-the-hill #woodring-room-background |
|
2,689 | 3/10/2006 | some kind of horrible error pants: SEGMENTATION FAULT
spigot: (BONG NOISES)
pants: (BONG NOISES) |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #multipants #multiplicity #pants-spigot #segmentation-fault #unix |
|
2,345 | 3/31/2005 | some kind of wonderful contest pants: YANKING AND PULLING
pants: WAITING FOR THE PRIZE
pants: WHAT WILL I WIN THIS TIME |
pants |
#pants-solo #prizes #pulling #sfw #waiting #woodring-field-background #yanking |
|
2,791 | 6/21/2006 | some kind of wonderful hurricane atandt: BRACE YOURSELF
effigy: OHNO. |
atandt effigy |
#atandt-effigy #sfw #single-panel #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,519 | 9/21/2005 | some kind of wonderful learning curve uncredited caveman: BGUALGLUAHGLBAGLUHALGBAGUHLBAG
pants: KEEP TRYING |
pants |
#pants-solo #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
|
5,964 | 5/29/2015 | some manner of horned instrument deuce: OOM PA OOM PA OOM PA OOM PA
deuce: I'M SOME MANNER OF HORNED INSTRUMENT
deuce: WANNA FUCK
deuce: [NOT CLEAR WHETHER THAT'S A STATEMENT OR A REQUEST] |
deuce |
#brackets #deuce-solo #polka #tuba #urinal-background #wanna-fuck |
|
5,133 | 2/2/2013 | some manner of very gay insect atandt: IMITATING INSECTS: I'M A BEETLE
atandt: OKAY NOW I'M A LADY BUG
pants: I AM SOME MANNER OF VERY GAY INSECT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bug-report #gay #ladybugs #white-background |
|
3,363 | 1/17/2008 | some of these : DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET
spigot: MY DREAMS
spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #caption #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dreams #drunk-deuce #sfw #toilet |
|
8,596 | 9/30/2022 | some one spigot: SOMEONE CUT MY FUCKING HEAD OFF SO I CAN GO HOME EARLY |
#death #decapitation #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background #work |
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7,069 | 7/29/2018 | some people |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #boardwalk-empire #deuce-pants #gravel #nu-urinal-background #sfw |
|
8,838 | 5/30/2023 | some pulp spigot: DRY CLEANER COULDN'T GET AN EGREGIOUS COFFEE STAIN OUT A TOP-TIER SHIRT, GONNA MAKE CARMELLA BUY IT AGAIN
spigot: I SAID NO PULP, THIS SAYS SOME PULP
spigot: WHEN I GET MY 100TH ROBERT GRAHAM I'M COMMISSIONING A HAM RADIO SHIRT WITH ALL KINDS OF OLD MODEL RADIOS AND FANCY ANTENNA SYSTEMS AND YES: A UTILITY POCKET |
#brown-background #coffee #fashion #ham-radio #nerd #orange-juice #robert-graham #shirt #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
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575 | 4/23/2000 | some really good shit spigot: I'M THE UNABOMBER
spigot: HIDDLY PIDDLY HOOOBOOO BLUBLUBLUB I'LL BLOW UP MY OWN BALLS
spigot: I LIVE IN A CABIN AND RIDE MY BIKE
spigot: BUT I'M NOT QUEER - I'M THE UNABOMBER
spigot: HURRRRRRRR HOOOOO BOP WOP |
spigot |
#balls #bicycle #hurr #nuts-of-spigot #queer #robert-downey-jr #spigot-solo #unabomber #woodring-room-background |
|
3,019 | 2/7/2007 | some reason or another uncredited woman: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CREEP
pants: I DON'T WANT TO RAPE YOU, I JUST WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD |
pants |
#decapitation #lynnea #murder #pants-solo #prostitute #rape #title-mismatch #uncredited-character |
|
6,658 | 5/26/2017 | some sort of code pants: THE SKILLS TO PAY THE PILLS BILLS
pants: CLAMS AND MUSSELS BEING GAY WITH EACH OTHER
pants: GRAVY'S GOOD TONIGHT
deuce: ARE YOU TALKING IN SOME SORT OF CODE |
deuce pants |
#clams #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #gravy #mussels #pills #weird-coy-face #woodring-field-background-2 |
|
903 | 3/16/2001 | some stupid video game spigot: ALL YOUR DICKS ARE BELONG IN MY MOUTH |
spigot |
#mountain-background |
|
363 | 9/30/1999 | some times pants: SOMETIMES I THINK BACK ON MY FARTS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #farts #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,849 | 10/26/2003 | some times spigot: SOMETIMES I JUST PUSH THE BOTTOM OF MY SHIRT UP THROUGH THE COLLAR LIKE A HEE-HAW GIRLIE TUBE-TOP AND PUMP IT LIKE A DORK
spigot: I COULD HAVE STRETCHED THAT COMEDY INTO TWO OR THREE LINES BUT I CHOSE TO SERVE IT UP FRESHLY BAKED
spigot: AND YOU'RE WELCOME |
spigot |
#comedy #creative-process #freshly-baked #hee-haw #masturbation #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,699 | 9/6/2014 | some times spigot: SOMETIMES I FEEL HAPPY
spigot: AND SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD
spigot: *HURF*
spigot: DAD'S BALLS |
spigot |
#black-background #dad #dads-balls #deja-vu #spigot-solo |
|
5,505 | 2/23/2014 | some unknown reason deuce: I'M CHUCK D AND TOLERATE YOU FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON
pants: TOTALLY |
deuce pants |
#chuck-d #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
5,441 | 12/21/2013 | some what deuce: LET'S ALL GET SOMEWHAT GAY HERE |
deuce |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-solo #gay #moderation #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,012 | 4/6/2004 | some where warmer pants: COCKS POUNDING ME
pants: WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
pants: SOMEWHERE WARMER
pants: THE COCKS CAN COME TOO
pants: OR SHIT I DON'T KNOW I CAN VISIT THEM ON WEEKENDS |
pants |
#cocks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,128 | 5/27/2007 | somebody deuce: SOMEONE ISN'T SUCKING ENOUGH DICK RIGHT NOW
deuce: OKAY IT'S ME |
deuce |
#columbine #deuce-solo #dicksucking #photo-background |
|
4,002 | 10/21/2009 | somebody roll me over pants: I'M TIRED
pants: HOW WILL I EVER EAT THIS COCK SANDWICH
pants: OOOOH SOMEBODY ROLL ME OVER |
pants |
#cock #pants-solo #tired #urinal-background |
|
749 | 10/11/2000 | somebody stole his headlamp deuce: SOMEONE STOLE MY HEAD LAMP
pants: THAT IS AWFUL
pants: NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO GO WITHOUT A HEAD LAMP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw |
|
1,015 | 7/9/2001 | somebody's ass hurts spigot: MY ASS HURTS!!!!!!
pants: OKAY BYE
spigot: NO SERIOUSLY MY ASS REALLY HURTS
pants: AND???
spigot: CAN YOU STICK YOUR HAND UP THERE AND HELP
pants: OH MY GOD
spigot: PLEASE???? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
pants: **SIGH** ALL RIGHT
spigot: OW
spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OKAY OW ENOUGH
pants: HOLD STILL
pants: DUDE I JUST PULLED OUT A SOLID GOLD WATCH
spigot: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!
|
pants spigot |
#friends #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
303 | 8/3/1999 | somebody's sucking :look: ANGRY EVERYBODY IS
deuce: GLHAGLHAG
pants: SOMEONE'S SUCKING
deuce: NOT ME GLHABLHBHGABHLLGH PASS THE KETCHUP GLABHGLHBGLHBL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #caption #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #ketchup #woodring-field-background |
|
4,034 | 11/25/2009 | somebody's tripping pants: SOMEBODY'S TRIPPING
deuce: DRINKING URINE FOR MY OWN GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urine |
|
3,774 | 3/3/2009 | somehow deuce: HOW COME MY BUSINESS CARDS SAY CHIEF MASTURBATOR
pants: EATING MY OWN DICK SOMEHOW |
deuce pants |
#chief #chief-masturbator #deuce-pants #dickeating #jerking #masturbation #urinal-background |
|
1,828 | 10/5/2003 | somehow deuce: HERE'S THE PART OF THE EVENING WHERE WE ALL SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
deuce: SERIOUSLY
deuce: THIS IS A DICK
deuce: IT MUST GET SUCKED SOMEHOW
deuce: SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW
deuce: ANYWAY
deuce: UH
deuce: WHY DOESN'T BACKSPACE WORK IN THIS XTERM WHEN IT WAS WORKING BEFORE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #unix #woodring-field-background #xterm |
|
3,122 | 5/21/2007 | someone do something spigot: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF DICK IN MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M HERE FOR YOU
pants: WAIT
pants: HOLD ON
pants: HOLLOW IT OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH THE HOLE YOU MADE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #woodring-room-background |
|
1,949 | 2/2/2004 | someone get the smelling salts : DEUCE FAINTS
net: SOMEONE GET THE SMELLING COCKS
net: OH FORGET IT HE'S FAKING AGAIN
deuce: YOU HAVE FOILED MY PERFECT METHOD OF GETTING COCKS ON DEMAND
deuce: FOR THAT YOU SHALL BE MADE TO SUFFER |
deuce net |
#caption #cocks #deuce-net #edited #mmm #woodring-room-background |
|
2,748 | 5/9/2006 | someone has a socket bug atandt: SOMEONE HAS A SOCKET BUG
deuce: NOT ME
atandt: NO NOT YOU
deuce: UH
deuce: JERKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #tcp-ip #urinal-background |
|
4,131 | 3/5/2010 | someone jerk me pants: G IS FOR GIZZ
deuce: SOMEONE JERK ME
pants: DO YOU MEAN GERK YOU
deuce: GHLAGHLAHGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #spelling #woodring-room-background |
|
7,457 | 8/20/2019 | someone over there deuce: someone over there is gay
spigot: certainly not me |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay #mousehole #not-gay #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
5,065 | 11/23/2012 | someone, anyone deuce: OH GOD THEY'RE TURNING THE WHOLE CITY INTO A SUPERDOME
spigot: SOMEONE SEND IN ROBOCOP 3 |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #robocop #superdome #woodring-field-background |
|
3,997 | 10/14/2009 | someone's fat today deuce: SOMEONE'S FAT TODAY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fat #sfw #urinal-background |
|
2,920 | 10/27/2006 | something deuce: SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
deuce: LIKE "BONERS"
spigot: I REALLY LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY OWN POO IN THE TUB
deuce: THAT'S GROSS NOT FUNNY |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #boners #deuce-spigot #not-funny #poo #spigot-points |
|
1,046 | 8/12/2001 | something about a call girl pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A CALL GIRL AND ONE COP AND THEN A LOT OF COPS AND HOW I'M HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET
spigot: MAKE SURE WHEN MOM OPENS THE CLOSET DOOR YOU REMAIN STILL LIKE E.T.
|
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
2,122 | 7/25/2004 | something else indeed spigot: THE PIG SAYS MOO
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: THE PIG SAYS SOMETHING ELSE |
spigot |
#see-n-say #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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1,937 | 1/22/2004 | something frilly i hope deuce: HI
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK
deuce: SOMETHING FRILLY I HOPE
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK |
deuce pants |
#acid #deuce-pants #drugs #fucking #lsd #repetition #woodring-room-background |
|
5,662 | 7/31/2014 | something happened pants: GOT STUCK IN A HOLE
pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED, I FELL DOWN OR SOMETHING
pants: DIZZY |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dizzy #hole #hole-problems #injury #pants-solo #sfw #teal-background |
|
2,127 | 7/30/2004 | something horrible spigot: .EX
spigot: .345TEX
spigot: E-BAY
pants: GO EBAY
deuce: I CAN'T SAVE THIS TEXT FILE I JUST WROTE
spigot: GO E-BAY
spigot: URLS |
deuce spigot |
#compuserve #computer #deuce-spigot #ebay #internet #sfw #urls #white-background |
|
1,155 | 11/29/2001 | something is not right pants: I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
deuce: SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT
pants: IS THIS REAL OR SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL DREAM
deuce: I SHOULDN'T BE THIS DIZZY
pants: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
deuce: IS THIS THE END OF PANTS AND DEUCE |
deuce pants |
#minecraft-background |
|
5,472 | 1/21/2014 | something like that pants: FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY
pants: SUCK A DICK NOW
pants: SOMETHING LIKE THAT
deuce: I DON'T FOLLOW |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #deuce-pants #irc #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,533 | 11/4/2019 | something noisy and brash deuce: could you assist me in my beatoff explorations
pants: are you seeking a quiet shady place or perhaps sir would like something noisy and brash |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #beatoff #deuce-pants #frank-pentangeli #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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7,158 | 10/26/2018 | SOMETHING OBSTRUCTING deuce: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING OBSTRUCTING MY BREATHING PASSAGE
deuce: HHHHHHH HHHHHHHH
deuce: SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS
deuce: PASSING OUT
deuce: DIZZY
deuce: CANT
deuce: BREATHE
pants: JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #choking #crow #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hhhhh #sfw |
|
6,473 | 11/7/2016 | something serious spigot: T PANTS CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS
pants: T SPIGOT IS THIS ABOUT THE GODDAMN COOKIE DRAWER
spigot: NO |
pants spigot |
#cookie-drawer #cookies #cronch #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #serious #urinal-background |
|
6,872 | 1/6/2018 | something stupid again spigot: DID WE BOTH AGREE TO SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN
pants: OH MY YES |
pants spigot |
#oh-my-yes #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
1,066 | 9/1/2001 | something wonderful spigot: A GAY MAN IN MY UNDERPANTS!?!?!?!? ME?!?!?!?!!! |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,903 | 3/29/2015 | sometime in the night ozone: CUT DOWN A RACK OF BANANAS YESTERDAY. SOMETIME IN THE NIGHT, A RAT ATE PART OF ONE |
ozone |
#banana #hospital-background #ozone-solo #rat #sfw #strip-drought-2015 |
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7,743 | 5/31/2020 | sometimes net: SOMETIMES WHEN I POO IT FEELS LIKE THE ASSRAPING OF MY LIFE AND THEN OTHER TIMES I DON'T ENJOY IT AT ALL |
net |
#net-solo #poo #poo-background #rape |
|
4,508 | 4/5/2011 | sometimes flowers spigot: /TIRED_OLD_CONCEPT.JPG
spigot: /YAWNING.GIF |
spigot |
#filename #sfw #sometimes-flowers #spigot-solo |
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1,156 | 11/30/2001 | sometimes the details change uncredited woman: PUT THOSE PANTIES BACK ON THE LINE AND GET THE HELL OUT OF MY YARD
pants: I'LL CUT YOU |
pants |
#woodring-field-background |
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8,216 | 9/16/2021 | somewhat large pants: SMALL DICKS ARE SMALL
deuce: GO ON
pants: I AM NO MORE USEFUL OR USELESS THAN THE AVERAGE NEXTDOOR READER
deuce: WELL YOURSTATEMENTS AREAT LEASTACCURATE
pants: I STRIVE FOR ACCURACY WHEN IT COMES TO SIZES OF THINGS
pants: FOR EXAMPLE: MY COCK IS SOMEWHAT LARGE AND SO IS THE MOON BUT NOT THE STARS (THEY ARE JUST DOTS)
deuce: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT MOUNTAINS ARE SMALL
pants: SOME ARE BUT THEY GROW AS YOU GET CLOSER
deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FOLLOWUP CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING BUT IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU SO WE'LL SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER TIME
pants: THAT SOUNDS LOVELY |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #perspective #somber-deuce |
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8,985 | 10/24/2023 | somewhat sad news spigot: IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR POCKETS THAT MIGHT PRICK ME OR POKE ME
spigot: MAYBE I COULD FINISH MY GOON SESH IF YOU RETURNED MY POPPERS
spigot: WRONG WIN
spigot: (SOMEWHAT) SAD NEWS: WELLS FARGO UPDATED THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND I NO LONGER QUALIFY FOR ANAL SEX WORKSHOPS ON LINKEDIN LEARNING |
#anal-sex #goon-sesh #gooning #leisure-town #online-education #poking #poppers #prick #spigot-solo #wells-fargo #woodring-stairs-background #wrong-window |
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8,019 | 3/3/2021 | somewhat serious suggestion spigot: SOMEWHAT SERIOUS SUGGESTION THAT WE GET INTO THE CRYPTO-ART RACKET
pants: HLAHGULAHLGHAG
pants: SORRY
pants: YOU WERE SAYING |
pants spigot |
#crypto-art #jizz #nft #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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7,667 | 3/17/2020 | somewhere along the line pants: maybe I just really like clamping things
pants: dicks, tits, balls, doesn't matter to me, it's all going to get clamped somewhere along the line
deuce: einer clampen |
deuce pants |
#bdsm #clamping #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #german #ping #thought #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,678 | 10/9/2011 | son of a bitch pants: I'M DOCTOR PRICK
pants: RX
pants: CALL ME DOC DONG |
pants |
#doctor #dong #flipper-baby #mfbe #pants-solo #prick #woodring-room-background |
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6,081 | 9/23/2015 | son of a bitch i'm down a crater pants: JERKCITY: A SPACE ROCK OPERA |
pants |
#down-a-crater #pants-solo #space-nuts-background #title-mismatch |
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8,853 | 6/14/2023 | song bird pants: PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP I'M A SONGBIRD
deuce: HELLO, SONGBIRD
deuce: WANNA FUCK |
#bird #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #echinaceamagnus-background #photo-background #wanna-fuck |
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6,897 | 1/31/2018 | soon enough pants: DICKS
deuce: NO WORRIES
deuce: ALL OF THIS WILL BE READ OUT LOUD IN COURT SOON ENOUGH |
deuce pants |
#court #deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background |
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6,748 | 8/30/2017 | sophisticated pants: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH I ONLY EAT TOP SHELF INSECTS
deuce: THAT SHOWS YOU'RE SOPHISTICATED |
deuce pants |
#cricket #cronch #deuce-pants #github #insect-eating #plant #sfw #single-panel #url #woodring-field-background |
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1,269 | 3/23/2002 | sore prick spigot: REPEAT: NOT JOKING ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET
spigot: HURRRRRRR HUH WAKING UP AT 3AM WONDERING
spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEATING OFF AND GOING BACK TO BED
spigot: WAKING UP AND BEATING OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT I ALREADY DID THAT
spigot: URF OOF SORE PRICK MUST KEEP BEATING AND PULLING |
spigot |
#no-greytext #scared-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,226 | 6/21/2024 | sorry pants: LOVE ME, LOVE MY BONER
pants: DON'T WORRY HE WON'T BITE
pants: SORRY HE'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE |
#apologies #boner #deuce-pants #primrose-background #red-background |
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8,061 | 4/14/2021 | sorry for the spam spigot: SHOULD WE APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OUR ANTI-ASIAN BQ STRIPS AND RETIRE JEAN-CHARLES |
spigot |
#cancelled #deuce-pants-spigot #jean-charles #meta #single-panel #somber-deuce #urine-background #yellow-background |
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7,759 | 6/16/2020 | sorry for the spam pants: JUST CRAPPED OUT A PERFECT ROUND RIPE TOMATO
pants: JUST POPPED IT RIGHT OUT ONTO THE FLOOR FOR ALL THE WORLD TO NOPE NEVERMIND THAT'S CRAP
pants: SORRY FOR THE SPAM |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #picture #poo #spam #tomato |
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858 | 1/30/2001 | sorry for the wide distribution spigot: I HAVE DISCOVERED IF I LISTEN TO THE SAME BANANARAMA SONG TWO HUNDRED TIMES IN A ROW, I GET SICK OF IT
spigot: THEN I PUT THE CD AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS AND COME BACK TO IT AND IT'S BRAND NEW AGAIN
spigot: SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION |
spigot |
#bananarama #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,392 | 5/17/2005 | sorry for the wide distribution spigot: WHERE ARE MY BALLS
spigot: I HAD TWO BALLS IN MY TROUSERS AND NOW THEY
spigot: SEEM TO HAVE "MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED". WOULD
spigot: WHOEVER TOOK THEM *PLEASE* RETURN THEM AS THEY
spigot: ARE NEEDED FOR TESTING. CC:ALL |
spigot |
#balls #carbon-copy #cc #mailing-list #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #spigot-solo #testicles #wide-distribution #woodring-field-background |
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7,121 | 9/19/2018 | sorry i even mentioned it pants: lick dick in outer space
pants: actually you wouldn't enjoy that very much
pants: already sorry i mentioned it |
pants |
#dicklicking #pants-solo #space-nuts-background #weird-pants-face |
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7,124 | 9/22/2018 | sorry no deuce: did you fuck them
pants: i thought about it
pants: is piss supposed to be the consistency of ketchup
pants: sorry no this is a ketchup bottle
pants: how did you get down there little fella
pants: welp better get to tugging |
deuce pants |
#catsup #deuce-pants #ketchup #masturbation #piss #tugging #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,860 | 12/25/2017 | sorry to be the one deuce: THE DRUNK GUY WITH THE FAKE BEARD WHOSE LAP YOU SIT ON DOESN'T ACTUALLY BRING YOU SHIT ON CHRISTMAS
deuce: I'M SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS
pants: I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME, I JUST WANTED SOME LAP |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caption #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #deuce-pants #lap #santa #somber-deuce #stage-directions #woodring-room-background |
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6,940 | 3/15/2018 | sorry to see you go spigot: UNSUBSCRIBE
pants: WE'RE SORRY TO SEE YOU GO |
pants spigot |
#drugs #listserv #mailing-list #pants-spigot #piss #single-panel #subscription #woodring-field-background |
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7,815 | 8/11/2020 | sorry what spigot: SORRY WHAT
spigot: DO I "STAN"YOUR PENIS
spigot: I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
spigot: SAY AGAIN
spigot: OH I'M *** STANDING ***ON YOUR PENIS
spigot: SORRY TO HEAR IT
spigot: I HAVE TO STANDSOMEWHERE |
spigot |
#asterisks #genital-mutilation #spigot-solo #widescreen #woodring-field-background |
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5,082 | 12/13/2012 | sorry wrong window spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK
spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW
spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK |
spigot |
#beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #chatroom #green-background #spigot-solo #wrong-window |
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5,565 | 4/24/2014 | sort of a demigod pants: ARE YOU A BONER GOD
deuce: SORT OF A DEMIGOD
deuce: MORE DIVINE THAN A PERSON BUT NOT A FULL DEITY
pants: WHATEVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #theology #woodring-field-background |
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1,229 | 2/11/2002 | sort of spurting pants: I'M SORT OF SPURTING HERE TOO IF YOU CARE
pants: IF YOU FUCKING CARE AT ALL ABOUT ME HERE
pants: HERE SPURTING
pants: OKAY DONE SPURTING THE PLACE UP HERE
pants: HI |
pants |
#pants-solo #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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5,220 | 5/1/2013 | sound advice pants: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COMPUTER |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #computers #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,490 | 9/22/2019 | sound of balls spigot: LET'S ALL PUT OUR BALLS TOGETHER FOR SPIGOT
deuce: HONK BONK HONK BONK
spigot: SLAP BONK DUH BOOT
deuce: (SOUND OF BALLS) |
deuce spigot |
#balls #bonk #deuce-spigot #honk #honkbonk #norton #nuts-of-spigot #orange-background #spigot-points |
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7,299 | 3/15/2019 | sound off spigot: let us know about the dongs in your mouth
spigot: sound off in the comments |
spigot |
#comments #dongs #spigot-solo #the-comments #urinal-background |
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7,419 | 7/13/2019 | sour apples and ozone deuce: why do I taste sour apples
deuce: why do I smell ozone
deuce: hurk 10 Sv absorbed dose
deuce: roentgens or milliroentgens??? hurk |
deuce |
#cows #deuce-ozone #filler-panel #radiation #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,839 | 10/16/2003 | source of protein pants: T SPIGOT CRICKETS ARE A SOURCE OF PROTEIN
spigot: PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP
pants: ARE YOU AN EASTER PEEP OR A GAY CRICKET
spigot: FACE STUFFING
spigot: SOMETIMES I EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND |
pants spigot |
#candy #cricket #easter-peeps #insect-eating #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,924 | 8/24/2023 | sourdough starter spigot: INTRODUCING THE BONEQUEST SOURDOUGH STARTER: PARKING-LOT-SOCK.JPG |
#baking #bread #cooking #gunmetal-background #recipe #san-francisco #sfw #sock-in-a-parking-lot #sourdough #spigot-solo |
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6,737 | 8/19/2017 | southern belle accent spigot: BATTERIES A SOMETIMES FOOD
deuce: I DO DECLARE
pants: MY WORD
deuce: MY STARS!!! (SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#accent #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #stars-and-garters #urinal-background |