No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,513 | 9/15/2005 | southwest net: YOU ARE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH RERUNS EXITS ARE J)ERK AND D)RINK
deuce: I WISH TO GO SOUTHWEST (SW) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #infocom #jerking #southwest #woodring-field-background |
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6,921 | 2/24/2018 | soy cappuccino for prashant pants: CAN I CALL MYSELF A MAN NOW
pants: FLEXING NAKED IN FRONT OF MIRROR, TOTALLY LIMP, OATMEAL BUCKET ON HEAD
deuce: NO, FIRST WE NEED TO SNIP YOUR DICK
pants: OH, THERE YOU ARE
pants: SOY CAPPUCCINO PLEASE
deuce: NEVER
deuce: DEATH FIRST
pants: MAKE THAT A DOUBLE
deuce: COMING RIGHT UP
deuce: (SQUIRTY POO SOUNDS OFF CAMERA)
deuce: HERE YOU GO PRASHANT
pants: MMM IT'S POO-Y |
deuce pants |
#cappuccino #castration #coffee #deuce-pants #dick #manliness #poo #prashant #soy #starbucks #woodring-field-background |
|
8,691 | 1/3/2023 | soy sauce on a loaded baked potato deuce: OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO COME OUT AND SAY IT:
deuce: SOY SAUCE ON A LOADED BAKED POTATO
pants: HMM |
#corndog-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fat #food #potato #sfw #soy-sauce |
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3,263 | 10/9/2007 | space and/or time deuce: HEY LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND SHOOT SOME KRAUTS
pants: BUH
deuce: THERE YOU ARE
deuce: SMOKING YOU LIKE A CIGARETTE, MAYBE A CIGARILLO, BUT DEFINITELY NOT A CIGAR |
deuce pants |
#cigarette #deuce-pants #hypno-hustler #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #stall #time-travel #wwii |
|
3,095 | 4/24/2007 | space cakes pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING
spigot: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE, I'LL SPY THROUGH THIS TINY HOLE
spigot: SUCK DICK
pants: SPACE CAKES FIRST
spigot: YES SUCK DICK
pants: ALSO I WANT A PISS AND AN UNDERAGE BLOWJOB (WHATEVER THAT IS) |
pants spigot |
#dicksucking #huffy-pants #mountain-background #pants-spigot #peephole #piss #space-cakes #spigot-points |
|
715 | 9/7/2000 | space cowboys atandt: YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY HOT IN THAT JUMPSUIT
atandt: <SFX: RAPE>
deuce: GHLGLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
atandt: I'D LIKE TO REQUEST THAT WE NO LONGER BOLDLY GO TO THE CABIN
atandt: WHERE I AM RAPED FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES
deuce: THIS IS NOT HOW MANKIND WILL CONQUER SPACE
deuce: GLHGLHAGLHLHABHLBHAB OW OW OW OW
deuce: YOU SHOULD SHIT/PISS YOURSELF IF YOU ARE IN DANGER OF BEING RAPED
atandt: ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW HARD IT IS TO SAY NO TO SPACE COWBOYS
atandt: I CAN SAVE MYSELF BY SOILING MYSELF AND HERE I GO
deuce: SIR WITH THE RAPE UTENSIL |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #sir-with-the #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,606 | 6/5/2014 | space dicks spigot: I WONDER IF YOU HAVE EVER SUCKED A DICK IN SPACE
spigot: (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, SPACE DICKS) |
spigot |
#reddit #space #space-dicks #spigot-solo |
|
3,434 | 3/28/2008 | space dicks pants: WHEN IS THE NEXT MOON LANDING
deuce: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
pants: MOON DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #moon #moon-dicks #space #space-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
570 | 4/18/2000 | space face pants: SPACE FACE
spigot: A MOUTH NOT UNLIKE THE TARDIS
pants: MORE LIKE SICK & TIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: MORE LIKE I'LL BE IN TECH SUPPORT MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!!! CLICK HERE FOR USER FRIENDLY BANNERS
pants: WELP !!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A LOSER
|
pants spigot |
#dr-who #face #pants-spigot #sfw #space #tardis #tech-support #user-friendly #woodring-field-background |
|
7,272 | 2/16/2019 | space farts spigot: space farts |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #farts #single-panel #space-farts #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo |
|
7,086 | 8/15/2018 | space force deuce: thpace forthe
pants: IN THPACE NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU THCREAM |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #caption #closed-set #current-events #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mock-lisp #pants-from-jerkcity #space-force #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #stage-directions #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
|
5,764 | 11/10/2014 | space is hard and today was a tough day pants: FUCK YEAH GET BACK ON THAT HORSE
pants: THEN GET OFF THE HORSE AND REST
pants: YOU'VE HAD A LONG HARD HORSE |
pants |
#homosexual-undertones #horse #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,035 | 11/26/2009 | space jerkin' spigot: I LIKE TO JERK IN SPACE
spigot: SPACE JERKIN'
spigot: HURF OOF LURRRRR
spigot: YOU KNOW THE WORDS FUCKING SING |
spigot |
#black-background #singing #spigot-solo |
|
5,945 | 5/10/2015 | space nuts: a very special announcement pants: SPACE NUTS RENEWED FOR SEASON 2 |
pants |
#announcement #null #pants-solo #space-nuts #space-nuts-background |
|
6,129 | 11/10/2015 | space nuts: the saga continues spigot: THE PORNOGRAPHY I ORDERED WITH MY CREDIT CARD OVER THE INTERNET ARRIVED TODAY
spigot: IT REALLY DOES WORK, NOT EVERYTHING'S A SCAM
captain: TAKE YOUR FRIEND WITH YOU |
spigot |
#credit-card #filename #internet #porn #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #tongtyed #uncredited-character |
|
4,878 | 5/7/2012 | space station atandt atandt: I'M A SPACE STATION
deuce: I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS |
atandt deuce |
#anal #black-background #space |
|
8,085 | 5/8/2021 | spam folder pants: :WAVE: JERK OFF :SWEAT_DROPS::SWEAT_DROPS::SWEAT_DROPS: WITH RANDOM TEENS - BEST WEBCAMCHAT EVER :HEART_EYES:!
spigot: SULLEN LAZY TEENS
spigot: WITH MOM YELLING AT THEM TO TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF |
pants spigot |
#email #emoji #gunmetal-background #pants-spigot #porn #spam #webcam |
|
7,689 | 4/8/2020 | spare me your euphemisms deuce: all I wanted was some corned beef and hard boiled eggs and it turned into The Road
deuce: thinkin' about pizza
spigot: farm fresh aids
deuce: even though I already ate earlier???
spigot: spare me your euphemisms, it's gay conversion camp for daddy's chubby little faggot |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #simpsons #woodring-room-background |
|
7,975 | 1/18/2021 | spark- line deuce: I'M A SPARKLINE: FUCK MY BROWN ASS |
deuce |
#anal #data-visualization #deuce-solo #edward-tufte #fuck-my-brown-ass #mousehole #single-panel #sparkline #woodring-room-background |
|
7,050 | 7/10/2018 | spawning a serious thread |
spigot |
#balls #boner #cakefartsdotcom #decaffeinated #mousehole #spigot-solo #thread #woodring-room-background |
|
4,931 | 7/4/2012 | spazzing out spigot: HOO BOO DUH HUH SPAZZING OUT LIKE A FIFTH GRADE RETARD
spigot: LOOK AT MY GLASSES AND HEAD GEAR BUH DUH FATNESS
spigot: AFRAID OF SPORTS
spigot: SPANISH AND CHESS CLUB OVER HERE
spigot: I'M TELLING |
spigot |
#chess #grey-background #spigot-solo #stray-dot |
|
1,237 | 2/19/2002 | speak english or die deuce: T PANTS UNER DICKLICKEN
pants: T DEUCE ENGLISH
deuce: T PANTS SRAUMEN UNEN BALLEN UNDER SCHIESSEN
pants: T DEUCE SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE
deuce: T PANTS CAN I BORROW TEN DOLLARS |
deuce pants |
#ball-of-hitler #deuce-pants #german #huffy-pants #stormtroopers-of-death #woodring-room-background |
|
7,484 | 9/16/2019 | speak up and spit it out pants: for instance
pants: you might say
pants: i walked past the drug store |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dj-rapekit #drug-store #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-den-background #you-might-say |
|
2,999 | 1/18/2007 | special announcement : The 2007 holiday schedule is available here: http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt
: Please submit additions or corrections to jerkcity@gmail.com. We return you now to your regularly-schedule Jerkcity already in progress.
: gentle reader: please make a silly face and distract pants while we make an important announcement. just for one panel. thanks!
pants: BUCK UP LADS
pants: LET'S YANK A DONG
spigot: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET HIGH AND NOT GIVE A SHIT |
pants spigot |
#announcement #caption #marijuana #nambla #pants-spigot #url #woodring-field-background |
|
6,152 | 12/5/2015 | special message spigot: SPECIAL MESSAGE TO THE GROUP OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ANCHORMAN IN THE BREAK ROOM: DIE AND BE DEAD |
spigot |
#high-res #movies #piss-trough-background #spigot-solo #television |
|
898 | 3/11/2001 | special treat spigot: AS A SPECIAL TREAT YOU ALL GET TO BE FIRST IN LINE TO PREVIEW AN ALL-NEW FORM OF JERKCITY COMEDY I'VE BEEN DEVELOPING SECRETLY ON A VARIETY OF MACHINES FOR NEARLY TEN SECONDS
spigot: KEEP IN MIND THIS IS PURELY EXPERIEMNTAL
pants: SHOW ME THE FUNNY
spigot: HERE WE GO
pants: MACSBUG |
pants spigot |
#html #macintosh #macsbug #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,735 | 1/23/2009 | specific instructions spigot: CHOKING ME
spigot: SHOVING HOT DOGS INTO MY MOUTH
spigot: LEAVING ME FOR DEAD BEHIND THE 7-11 |
spigot |
#choking #green-background #hot-dogs #spigot-solo |
|
8,870 | 7/1/2023 | specimens :this: IS AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN
:this: HAS THE HEART OF A POET
:and: SPECIMEN IS A VORACIOUS COCKSUCKER |
#caption #cocksucker #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #no-dialog #poetry |
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8,489 | 6/15/2022 | speed run pants: SPEEDRUNNING BETWEEN ALL THE COCKS |
#cocks #cocksucking #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel #tool-assisted |
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942 | 4/24/2001 | spice channel deuce: WHY IS THERE A PROGRAM ON SPICE CALLED "ETHNICITY" ???? I WONDER WHAT IT'S ABOUT
pants: MEXICANS I WOULD GUESS
spigot: ETHNIC ALBANIANS???? MORE LIKE ETHNIC COMPLANIANS |
deuce pants spigot |
#cable #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,177 | 11/14/2018 | spicy boneless wings from round table pants: like a goat i eat garbage (spicy boneless wings from round table)
deuce: hot garbage
pants: why do i feel ill
pants: oh right all the garbage
pants: BIGGER DICKS STILL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #food #garbage #goats #huffy-pants #round-table #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,926 | 8/2/2009 | spidey-sense pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHEATCAKES
pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT
pants: OWWWW MY SPIDEY-SENSE OWWWWWWWW |
pants |
#face-it-tiger #jackpot #pants-solo #spider-man #urinal-background |
|
3,298 | 11/13/2007 | spigot as foodstuff spigot: I'M A FAT FUCKING DOLLY MADISON PIE
deuce: T SPIGOT THEN I WILL EAT YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #pie #woodring-field-background |
|
3,689 | 12/8/2008 | spigot in the morning spigot: SPIGOT IN THE MORNING!!!
spigot: SPIGOT IN THE EVENING!!!!
spigot: SPIGOT ON THE INTERNET?!?!?! |
spigot |
#bagel-bites #black-background #jingle #sfw #singing #spigot-solo |
|
246 | 6/8/1999 | spigot is lois lane spigot: IT'S SUCKER PUNCH A QUEER MONTH AT YOUR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER
spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES
spigot: IF CHRISTOPHER REEVE GETS TO BE PARALYZED THEN I GET TO BE CRAZY |
spigot |
#blowjob #blowjob-card #christopher-reeve #crazy #drugs #heroin #margot-kidder #northern-california-mazda-dealer #queer #spigot-solo #superman #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,296 | 8/22/2010 | spigot leaves spigot: OKAY SHUT UP I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY
spigot: WAIT I LEFT IT IN THE CAR
: SPIGOT LEAVES
spigot: OKAY GOT IT
spigot: NUTS |
spigot |
#caption #nuts #spigot-leaves #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,765 | 9/20/2017 | spigot left, spigot right spigot: SPIGOT LEFT
spigot: SPIGOT RIGHT
spigot: SPIGOT LICKING A /
spigot: DICK ALL NIGHT
spigot: HE'S A WAITER
spigot: MASTURBATOR
spigot: SON OF A BITCH / I'M DOWN A CRATER |
#actor-positioning #dicklicking #down-a-crater #irc #rhyming #singing #spigot-points #spigot-solo #waiter #white-background |
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5,088 | 12/19/2012 | spigot likes the internet spigot: I THINK YOUR SITE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I ALSO THINK YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: GREAT SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I LIKE THE INTERNET
deuce: DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #feedback #internet #mountain-background |
|
2,559 | 11/1/2005 | spigot sings spigot: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR / I HEAR / I HEAR
spigot: THE PRICKS / THE PRICKS / AND ALSO YES THE DICKS
spigot: THEY'RE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE / THEY ARE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON SANG
spigot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE NEEDS TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #christmas-carol #deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #still-only-35-cents #whitney-houston #woodring-stairs-background |
|
838 | 1/10/2001 | spigot sucks cock spigot: BUG REPORT !!! IT ACTUALLY SAYS PRINTF ("SPIGOT SUCKS COCK") I CAN SEE IT RIGHT THERE IN THE PROGRAM CODE
|
spigot |
#cocksucking #programming #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,793 | 6/23/2006 | spigot the bear annual spigot: I'M SPIGOT
spigot: HUH BLUP
spigot: BLUH |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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3,325 | 12/10/2007 | spigot the bear feat. mc deuce spigot: I ONCE / SEEN A PICTURE
spigot: SEEN A PICTURE / SEEN A PICTURE
deuce: I PAID TO SEE WAYNE NEWTON (THROWING SHIT) |
deuce spigot |
#bionic #deuce-spigot #singing #spigot-the-bear #television-background |
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2,817 | 7/16/2006 | spigot the bear in outer space : SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS
spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A Q-TIP
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW |
spigot |
#action #caption #gay-fatness #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #q-tip #space #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,144 | 2/13/2013 | spigot the bear in primary care spigot: CLEAR
spigot: ABHABLHALBHALBHLAHBLAHHBLA
spigot: JESUS CHRIST OUR PRECIOUS ART AND FURNITURE AND CLOTHES AND TAPESTRIES ALL STUFFED INTO A BOX AND SOLD TO THE NAZIS FOR WINE AND PORNOGRAPHY |
spigot |
#jesus #nazi #porn #series #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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2,720 | 4/11/2006 | spigot the bear season finale : Spigot the Bear will not be seen tonight. Instead, we bring you this episode of Jerkcity featuring "Pants". Enjoy!
pants: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR MUTUAL MASTURBATION
pants: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
spigot |
#caption #flappity-bats #huffy-pants #masturbation #pants-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
|
2,958 | 12/7/2006 | spigot the bear xmas special spigot: SMILE!!!!!!!!
spigot: *BONK* BEER BOTTLE
spigot: *BONK* DIGITAL CAMERA |
spigot |
#beer #beer-bottle #black-background #bonk #christmas #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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1,597 | 2/12/2003 | spigot the bear: act 2 spigot: THE PERP HAD BONGHITS IN HIS SYSTEM, YOUR HONOR
pants: I WAS THINKING WE COULD NAIL OUR PRICKS TO A CROSS
deuce: RIGHT
pants: BUT NOT THE SAME CROSS (DON'T WANT TO BE GAY)
spigot: HEY
deuce: JUXTAPOSED PRICKS I THINK IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM
pants: PRICKS AT RIGHT ANGLES
deuce: SKEW ORTHOGONAL PRICKS
spigot: SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING SPIGOT THE BEAR |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonghit #deuce-pants-spigot #genital-mutilation #geometry #math #not-gay #prick #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,614 | 3/2/2003 | spigot the bear: behind the scenes spigot: I CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE BUT I LIKE TO CARRY MY DICE AROUND IN A POUCH |
spigot |
#dungeons-and-dragons #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #their-little-heads #woodring-field-background |
|
1,596 | 2/11/2003 | spigot the bear: pilot deuce: TONIGHT ON SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUNK
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES
spigot: OH THANK GOD A SMOKE BREAK HUALGHUAHALG DICKS HULAGHLUAG
spigot: UP AGAINST THE WALL DIRTBAG !!! NOW CUFF YOURSELF TO THIS RADIATOR
atandt: AND NOW BACK TO SPIGOT THE BEAR |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #cocksucking-noises #smoke-break #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,990 | 1/9/2007 | spigot the bear: the early years deuce: WE HAVE A RUNNER
spigot: EVERYBODY RUNS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,100 | 2/1/2010 | spigot the bear: the last season pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE NBC TO RENEW SPIGOT THE BEAR FOR ONE MORE SEASON AND ALSO WHY ISN'T IT ON ITUNES |
pants |
#itunes #nbc #pants-solo #petition #sfw #spigot-the-bear #urinal-background |
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2,912 | 10/19/2006 | spigot the bear: the movie spigot: PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE BONERS HERE
spigot: OKAY POP A COCK IN YOUR FAT FACE AND SHUT UP
spigot: LATER DIPSHITS |
spigot |
#black-background #boner #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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2,006 | 3/31/2004 | spigot vs. the mantra spigot: NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY |
spigot |
#mantra #not-gay #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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808 | 12/8/2000 | spigot, concerned spigot: HAVE I SMOKED SO MUCH DOPE THAT I ONLY *THINK* I'M ENTERING JOKES |
spigot |
#dope #eggshell-background #spigot-solo |
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1,028 | 7/22/2001 | spigot: homicide detective spigot: OK CHIEF HERE'S THE SCENE: WE GOT TWO DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE BACKYARD
spigot: BOTH ARE WEARING PINK PANSY DRESSES AND LIPSTICK
spigot: FOUR DEAD FAGGOTS IN THE GARAGE
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THEY CHOKED TO DEATH ON THEIR OWN QUEERNESS
spigot: AND A BUNCH OF DEAD FAGS IN THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: WE'RE NOT SURE HOW THEY DIED
spigot: WE KNOW IT INVOLVES SUCKING DICK
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME LIEUTENANT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo |
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770 | 11/1/2000 | spigot's boutique spigot: THERE'S NOTHING PERVERTED OR GAY ABOUT ME WANTING TO OPEN A BOUTIQUE
deuce: UNNNNNGH
spigot: IT'S A COCK BOUTIQUE WITH LITTLE BOWS AND RIBBONS BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
spigot: LITTLE HATS AND COSTUMES FOR THE PUPPET SHOW I PUT ON EVERY MORNING
spigot: MMM HURBLE BURBLE LOOK AT ME ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL
spigot: I SURE AM GAY
spigot: TIME FOR COCKS
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM BAM BAM BAM THIS IS NO DREAM
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #puppet #woodring-field-background |
|
5,817 | 1/2/2015 | spigot's burgers spigot: WELCOME SPIGOT'S BURGERS!!!!!!!!
spigot: T PANTS DEUCE WILL SQUEEZE THE BURGERS AND EFFIGY WILL GRILL THE BURGERS AND YOU CAN SERVE THE BURGERS!!!! AND IT WILL BE CALLED SPIGOT'S BURGERS
spigot: MORE BEER FOR ME BUT FIRST SEVERAL BONGHITS |
spigot |
#beer #bonghit #burgers #coy-pants #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #marijuana #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,794 | 3/23/2009 | spigot's isle spigot: THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH / MY TINY DICK WAS LICKED
spigot: IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW / I AM A DICKLICKER |
spigot |
#gilligans-island #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,448 | 9/16/2002 | spill-proof mug spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A SPILL-PROOF MUG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE JERKING ME LIKE THAT
deuce: SUFFER IN SUCKING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #mug #physical-comedy #woodring-field-background |
|
8,542 | 8/7/2022 | spirit guide deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE
deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT
deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS |
#deja-vu #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,501 | 6/27/2022 | spirit guide deuce: I'M YOUR SPIRIT GUIDE
deuce: HOWEVER I'M REALLY SHIT AT IT
deuce: I JUST TELL YOU TO SET FIRES AND PUNCH COPS |
#acab #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #incompetence #spirit-guide #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,174 | 3/16/2013 | spit it out man spigot: UH
spigot: I DON'T
spigot: THAT IS TO SAY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #tongue-tied #woodring-field-background |
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6,344 | 6/27/2016 | spit me back up pants: GULP ME DOWN
pants: THEN SPIT ME BACK UP
pants: GARGLE WITH ME IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: YOU ARE INDIGESTIBLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gargle #grey-background |
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8,982 | 10/21/2023 | spitroasting the wumpus pants: THE LORD LIVES AT 0,0
deuce: NO THAT'S WHERE THE WUMPUS IS
pants: I'VE FOUND THAT HE MOVES AROUND
deuce: NOT THIS TIME (HE BROKE HIS ANKLE)
pants: AWWWW YEAH WE'RE GONNA SPITROAST HIM |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #gaming #geometry #god #jesus #text-adventure #wumpus |
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5,770 | 11/16/2014 | splash each other silly pants: EVERYBODY DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND BRING A DIXIE CUP
pants: MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT NEAR PAYLESS
pants: WE CAN SPLASH EACH OTHER SILLY WITH WARM SALTY GOODNESS |
pants |
#dixie-cup #pants-solo #parking-lot #piss #splash #urine #urine-party #watersports #yellow-background |
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8,724 | 2/5/2023 | splash mountain pants: SPLASH MOUNTAIN WILL BECOME DEUCE'S SHITS, BASED ON THE ANIMATED FILM “THE PRINCESS AND THE HOLLOW LOG STUFFED WITH POO BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WHERE ELSE TO PUT IT,” WHICH FEATURED THE COMPANY'S FIRST BLACK PRINCESS.
spigot: E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES GOES BEHIND THE LOG
pants: SPOILER: MORE POO |
#brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuces-shits #disney #disneyland #hollow-log #hollywood #log #pants-spigot #poo #splash-mountain #spoilers |
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7,614 | 1/24/2020 | splish splash spigot: splish splash / i was sucking a dick |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dick #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,316 | 8/5/2013 | splut atandt: FLUSH
pants: PLOP SPLUT
pants: SOMETHING WRONG HERE
pants: SOME MANNER OF EMERGENCY
atandt: SPLUT BAD |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fecal-incontinence #splut #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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6,381 | 8/4/2016 | spluttery fanfare pants: OH GOD POO EVERYWHERE
spigot: EVEN THE TOILET BOWL ??????? |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #urinal-background |
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4,451 | 1/27/2011 | spluttery shits spigot: HURRRRRRRR SQUATS AND REPS AND LIFTS AND SPLUTTERY SHITS
pants: OATS 'N SQUATS / OATS 'N SQUATS
pants: BUT I
pants: OATS 'N SQUATS
pants: OKAY |
pants spigot |
#fitness #oats #pants-spigot #reps #shit #squats #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,525 | 9/28/2005 | spoilers spigot: SPOILERS FOLLOW:
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: ...
spigot: COCKS |
spigot |
#cocks #repetition #silence #spigot-solo #spoilers #woodring-field-background |
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299 | 7/30/1999 | SPOILERS AHEAD spigot: QUIET WHILE I READ TOM CLANCY'S FORCE OF POKING
spigot: SPOILERS !!!
spigot: I'M A FAG
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SPOILER SIR |
deuce spigot |
#anal-fissure #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fag #poking #sir #spoilers #tom-clancy #woodring-room-background |
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1,708 | 6/4/2003 | spooky pants: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: SHUFFLING SOUNDS FROM THE HAUNTED STALL
pants: DARE I INVESTIGATE |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ghost #mystery #pants-solo #shuffling-sounds #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,660 | 5/28/2017 | spooky font spigot: WHO YA TALKIN' TO SPIGOT
spigot: A SPOOKY FONT SPELLING OUT THE TITLE OF THE FILM:
spigot: H T M L |
spigot |
#font #html #movies #oklahoma-musical #sfw #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo |
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2,173 | 10/11/2004 | spots deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS
bung: WHAT COLOR (TESTING FOR GAYNESS)
deuce: SOME KIND OF PINK OR FUCHSIA
bung: YOU'VE GOT GAY |
bung deuce |
#angry-panel #bung-deuce #deja-vu #diagnosis #gay #pink #plant #spots #woodring-field-background |
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4,485 | 3/13/2011 | spray me deuce: DING DONG
pants: SPRAY ME WITH WATER SO I CAN GROW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #doorbell #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,583 | 3/10/2017 | spray me down pants: A RED X ON ONE OF YOUR EYES, NEVER CONSISTENT, EVER PRESENT
pants:HELP ME PUT POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM
pants: USE THE GOOD TOWELS |
pants |
#eye-injury #pants-solo #poo #urinal-background |
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655 | 7/10/2000 | spring cleaning atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL UNTANGLE THESE EXTENSION CORDS |
atandt |
#bonghit #for-fags-series #series |
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576 | 4/24/2000 | sprint sense hurts pants: GIVE ME A DOLLAR
spigot: ONE MINUTE TWO MINUTES THRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPRINT SENSE HURTS
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: MY BATHROOM
pants: RUGBURN ON MY FOREHEAD PEOPLE THIS SUCKS
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pants spigot |
#money #pain #pants-spigot #rugburn #sprint #woodring-den-background |
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7,892 | 10/27/2020 | sproinging spigot: T DEUCE I DRINK SAPPOROOUT OF CANS BECAUSETHE CANS ARE MAGNETICAND CAN STICK RIGHTTO MY TILTED EASEL
deuce: T SPIGOT SO HOW DOES THATEXPLAIN ALL THE SQUIGGLY DICKSBOUNCING AND SPROINGING |
deuce spigot |
#beer #deuce-spigot #dicks #olive-background #single-panel #sproing |
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4,338 | 10/3/2010 | spurting spigot: URF HURF OOF OW HONK DUH SPURTING
pants: THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN |
pants spigot |
#cricket #honk #looney-tunes #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #the-merry-go-round-broke-down #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,936 | 11/14/2006 | sputtering out spigot: BOOBS
spigot: BALLS
pants: GO ON
spigot: COCKS
pants: YES
spigot: NUTS
pants: ALL RIGHT
spigot: I'M EXHAUSTED
pants: THAT'S OKAY
pants: YOU DID YOUR PART
pants: AND YOU DID IT WELL
pants: BUT NOW IT'S UP TO THE REST OF US |
pants spigot |
#balls #boobs #cocks #dicklicking #nuts #pants-spigot |
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6,487 | 11/23/2016 | sql injections and malware spigot: OLIVER STONE'S SNOWDEN (2016) JUST INFORMED ME SQL INJECTIONS AND MALWARE WILL TEAR OUR COUNTRY APART IN CYBERSPACE
pants: WHEREAS JASON BOURNE (2016) INFORMED THAT SQL COULD BE USED TO CORRUPT A DATABASE |
pants spigot |
#fat #hacking #jason-bourne #matt-damon #movies #oliver-stone #pants-spigot #sfw #snowden #sql #urinal-background |
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7,762 | 6/19/2020 | square brackets deuce: ]
deuce: DICKS
spigot: T DEUCE THE DICKS MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH THE SQUARE BRACKETS (THANKS) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #mountain-background #syntax |
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5,555 | 4/14/2014 | square in the fruitables spigot: URF YOU KICKED ME SQUARE IN THE FRUITABLES
spigot: HOLY BALLS AND GAYS
spigot: YOUR PARTICIPLES AREN'T THE ONLY THING DANGLING |
spigot |
#grammar #red-background #spigot-solo |
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4,941 | 7/14/2012 | square in the fucking head deuce: PLEASE KICK ME SQUARE IN THE FUCKING HEAD
pants: MY FAG FEET ARE MUCH TOO FRAGILE, I WOULD ONLY HURT MYSELF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #irc #violence #woodring-room-background |
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5,203 | 4/14/2013 | square in the mouth spigot: YOU ARE POKING ME SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!!
spigot: AND YOU SIR ARE POKING ME SQUARE UP THE REAR END!!!!
spigot: I'M LIKE A CHICKEN ON A ROTISSERIE
spigot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: AM I DONE
spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#mouth #spigot-solo |
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5,304 | 7/24/2013 | squatting in the tub spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU GO ON GOLDEN POND WITH ME
pants: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE ME SQUATTING IN THE TUB WHILE YOU GUSH PISS DOWN ON ME
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT TIME
spigot: PUHHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH PUHHHHHHH |
pants spigot |
#gush #pants-spigot #piss #shrug-panel #spigot-shrug #squat |
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926 | 4/8/2001 | squeak : Don't get too close. He's seriously considering you as a fucktoy.
deuce: MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK !!!
deuce: WHEN I HIT IT WITH A HAMMER IT DOESN'T SQUEAK ANYMORE
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deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #lowercase #woodring-room-background |
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8,172 | 8/3/2021 | squeak squeak squeak squeeeeeeak spigot: SOME CAR OUT THERE NEEDS A NEW FAN BELT
pants: THOSE ARE CRICKETS
spigot: WELL THEY ALL NEED NEW FAN BELTS |
pants spigot |
#auto-repair #bakersfield #bored-pants #coy-pants #cricket #funloving-nonsense #pants-spigot #repetition #sfw #squeak #woodring-field-background |
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6,974 | 4/25/2018 | squeaking noises pants: CHOP ALL OF OUR HEADS OFF
deuce: ALREADY SEVERED
pants: SOMEHOW STILL YAPPING
deuce: MOUTH STILL MOVING, GOES SILENT IMMEDIATELY, STILL SOMEHOW JUST AS ANNOYING
pants: SQUEAKING NOISES |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #beheading #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #piss-trough-background #sfw |
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7,504 | 10/6/2019 | squeeze my nuts spigot: you don't squeeze my nuts during blowjobs anymore
pants: maybe instead one could put the succ into succulent (say aloud in ed kemper voice)
spigot: you must have ballzheimers
pants: from now on just say everything aloud as kemper |
pants spigot |
#balls #blowjob #ed-kemper #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,512 | 11/19/2002 | squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise spigot: SQUEEZE MY NUTS AND PRICK AND MAKE A HONKING NOISE
spigot: SIR CAN I BREAK UP THE SET AND JUST GET THE FEB 96 HUSTLER AND THE AUG 97 BARELY LEGAL
spigot: SIR BEHIND THE COUNTER |
spigot |
#barely-legal #honk #hustler #nuts-of-spigot #porn #sir #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,361 | 1/15/2008 | squeeze the orange juice out of me pants: BUHHHHHHHHHH
atandt: HUHHHHHH
pants: SQUEEZE
pants: THE
atandt: HEY
pants: ORANGE
pants: JUICE
atandt: QUIT IT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #fighting-irish-pose #juice |
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2,260 | 1/5/2005 | squeezy bouncy nuts spigot: HI I'M JOSEPH AND THIS IS MY TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT
deuce: OSTRICH NUTS
spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM HOLY GOD POUNDING MY NUTS INTO THE SAND
deuce: "OSTRICH" IS A FUNNY WORD
deuce: IT REMINDS ME OF "PUSHING AND PUNCHING YOUR SQUEEZY BOUNCY NUTS INTO ANOTHER WORLD" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #holy-god #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #ostrich #physical-comedy #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,283 | 2/27/2019 | squibs spigot: i am absolutely using squibs under my shirt for my next all hands
spigot: any questions
spigot: BLAM BLAM BLAM
spigot: and then i wanna do a big gay GURK!!!!!!!!!!!! and flop over
spigot: can you guys believe i was assassinated just now |
spigot |
#assassination #gurk #meeting #no-scrubs #spigot-solo #squibs #teal-background #tlc |
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5,438 | 12/18/2013 | squip nope pants: IS THIS A HANDJOB
deuce: SPLURK SPLUT SQUIP NOPE SQUIRP SPLURP SPLUP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #handjob #squirp |
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7,942 | 12/16/2020 | squirr rppp spigot: PLEASE MOVE SO I CAN TINKLE
deuce: OCCUPIED
spigot: * * SPLOOSH * * OH GOOD LORD MY CELLULAR SMARTPHONE FROM VERIZON WIRELESS
deuce: SQUIRP
spigot: GOD DAMNIT ALL
deuce: SQUIRRRPPPTHPPPTHTHPP TPTTHH PLGKTHGLGLOT HLGSP>G\L"{ |
deuce spigot |
#cell-phone #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #piss #smartphone #somber-deuce #squirp #verizon-wireless |
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368 | 10/5/1999 | squirt booth spigot: WILL JENNA JAMESON HAVE A SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE LILITH FAIR
deuce: SHE WILL JUST BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER BLONDE BIG BOOBED BORINGS |
deuce spigot |
#blonde #deuce-spigot #diss #jenna-jameson #lilith-fair #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,182 | 4/28/2010 | squirt force pants: OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT |
pants |
#battlefield #bf3 #bonequest-hd #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |