pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR WINDEX IN THE EYES

pants: consternation, furrowed brows while i crabwalk down the hall, squirting piss onto the wainscoting

spigot: YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOUR SQUIRTSHITS FILL UP THE BOWL ABOVE THE WATERLINE

uncredited lady: st. john's / may i help you spigot: is this st. john the baptist uncredited lady: yes it is spigot: i wondered if there was someone around who could tell me about church uncredited lady: um spigot: ok uncredited lady: yes spigot: see right now i'm in something called the church of joe's dick spigot: and this guy joe comes over every sunday spigot: and he flops his dick around in my face spigot: and rubs his balls all over my lips spigot: he pisses in my hair and up my nose spigot: i don't think it's for me spigot: can you tell me if catholicism is any different

spigot: DOES ST. PATRICK'S DAY REALLY MEAN I CAN ASK ANY DRUNK IRISHMAN TO LICK MY DICK pants: AYE spigot: MAY I PLEASE BE EXCGBLGLBLGCUSED

spigot: RING RING spigot: HELLO spigot: NO SHE'S DEAD spigot: CLONK BA-DONK pants: HOLDING HER HEAD UNDERWATER TO BE SURE

spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING spigot: BONK spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS spigot: BONK BONK BONK

pants: I SPECIFICALLY CHECKED "COWBOY BONER", NOT A FUCKING XMAS BONER spigot: I CANNOT MAKE CHANGE

spigot: DAY ONE DIGS IN THE DIRT AND SLEEPS spigot: DAY TWO EATS THEN SLEEPS IN THE SUN spigot: DAY THREE OBVIOUSLY WORKING ON PLAN TO ABUSE USENET

pants: HORMPTH DIARRHEA HORMPTH HORMPTH HORMPTH spigot: TRYING TO LOAD MY STALL-SIDE APPLET atandt: IS THAT WISE? spigot: OR IS IT TRYING TO LOAD ME ????? spigot: TO BE CONTINUED !!!!!!!! pants: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TOILET BRUSH atandt: I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE

pants: if it wasn't for the writing of stan lee and the drawings of steve ditko, i might not have ever done none of those rapes

atandt: SELECT * FROM WANGS WHERE LENGTH >= '5.75' AND LICKED='N' AND HIV='N' AND FULL_BLOWN_AIDS='N' AND HERPES='N' AND FAGGOTRY='SLOBBERY' ORDER BY STONED, GAY DESC LIMIT 186000

deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: OKAY THEN

deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: MCNUGGETS ETC spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: IN THE ROOM WITH ME? NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY THEN

pants: GET ME OUT OF THIS QUEERSACK OR I'LL CALL CHER AND STING : DEUCE STANDS BACK WITH THE BAT

pants: IT IS CALLED A MOUTH AND IT IS LOCATED ON MY FACE pants: DO I NEED TO BUY YOU A STAR MAP deuce: I AM AN ASTROGATOR SECOND DEGREEGLHGALHABLHUBGLHUBAHLUABLHUGBALHBLHUAB

deuce: ARE WE WATCHING STARSHIP TROOPERS??!? deuce: GLGULGLUGLUG HOPING THAT RICO AND IBANEZ GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER THE WAR IS OVER !!!! deuce: ALSO LICKING EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET NEAR

pants: PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE ENTERPRISE deuce: AGAIN

spigot: THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE THE UNDERSIDE OF THE TOILET AS OPPOSED TO MACWORLD EXPO spigot: OKAY WHILE I'M DOWN HERE I'LL WORK ON MY STAR TREK DRINKING GAME

spigot: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEDGE YOUR BALLS AGAINST EITHER SIDE OF MY FACE LIKE A STARBUCKS AND A NOAH'S BAGELS deuce: I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE (CLEARLY NOT SPACE INVADERS) spigot: THE NEIGHBORHOOD SURROUNDING MY MOUTH AND LEGS HAS REALLY GENTRIFIED deuce: GENTRIFIED: A WORD THAT HAS NEVER BEEN USED ON JERKCITY BEFORE spigot: THAT JUST PROVES I'VE GOT A PIONEERING SPIRIT

atandt: T DEUCE I AM RECOMMENDING YOUR EXPULSION FROM STAR FLEET ACADEMY deuce: T ATANDT ANY REAL TREKKER WOULD KNOW THAT STARFLEET IS ONE WORD

deuce: T PANTS HAVE YOU DECIDED WHETHER YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY FOR STARFLEET ACADEMY pants: DO YOU THINK I'M STARFLEET MATERIAL deuce: JUST REMEMBER THERE'S A LOT OF DILDOES YOU'LL HAVE TO POLISH BEFORE YOU MAKE LIEUTENANT

spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY*

pants: WELP pants: STARFLEET PROTOCOL IS NOT SPECIFIC BUT I'M THE CAPTAIN HERE pants: WE SHOULD NOT BE USING THE TRANSPORTER FOR THIS (HUFF, PUFF)

spigot: ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING DOPES STARING OFF INTO SPACE?!?!?!? spigot: TYPE AND BE FUNNY deuce: COCKS spigot: ZKJDFIOWJG

spigot: LS -LA spigot: DIR /W spigot: CATALOG S6,D1,V0 spigot: SYSTEM /12345 @LOAD 1 spigot: DIRECTORY /FULL /TOTAL spigot: GET / HTTP/1.0 spigot: OKAY I CANNOT FIND THE PORNOGRAPHY spigot: FILING A BUG

pants: filling my top hat with piss

deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JAVA IS AND HOW IT WILL HELP ME FIND MORE PICTURES OF PORNOGRAPHY TO JERK OFF TO spigot: I WILL CC: THE WORLDWIDE WEB CONSORTIUM AND THE SPIDER-MAN WEBRING AND GET BACK TO YOU deuce: GAGBLAHUGLBAG spigot: STARTING JAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM WIL WHEATON UNIVERSITY

spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: WELL THERE AREN'T ANY COCKS AT HOME EITHER spigot: WHY DO I FUCKING COME HERE

deuce: SQUIRP hanford: ERROR: TWITTER ERROR: STATUS IS A DUPLICATE deuce: SQUIRRP hanford: POSTED: SQUIRRP

spigot: MY PENIS IS STILL DOWN DUE TO A CYBERATTACK

deuce: MORNING WHACKOFF COMPLETE

deuce: I'M HORNY atandt: STAY AWAY

spigot: GOD RECALLS DIRT, ROCKS, TREES, STICKS, THE SEA, SPACE, FLASH 7 spigot: ALL CHOKING HAZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU LOVE ME spigot: NOW YOU STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME AND KEEP JERKING UNTIL YOU'RE GAY spigot: MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY "SUCK THE DICK OR LOSE YOUR JOB"

spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU STAY OVER IF I PUT ON ENYA deuce: WHICH ALBUM deuce: I MEAN NO

deuce: LIBERTE, EGALITE, EMPRISONNE deuce: GET IT IT'S BECAUSE OF THE PRISON THEY ALL BUSTED OUT OF deuce: MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT ??? IT WAS CALLED THE EIFFEL TOWER deuce: STAY TUNED FOR MORE WRONG HISTORY

deuce: SO ARE WE ALL WATCHING STAR TREK: DISCOVERYYYYYYY (VOICE SLOWLY FADES AS HE FALLS DOWN THE WELL)

pants: YES IT CRASHED pants: NO I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T SEE STDERR FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE pants: YES I WILL LOOK INTO IT WHEN I GET HOME pants: YES I WAS A LITTLE ROUGH WITH THE BABY pants: HELLO

spigot: T DEUCE I NEED YOU TO JERK MY DICK WITH STANDARD I/O deuce: T SPIGOT YOU'D NEED TO #INCLUDE <STDJO.H> deuce: GET IT

spigot: HOW DO YOU TURN THE OVEN ON deuce: HEY THE CATS RAN OUTSIDE AND WE CAN'T FIND THEM spigot: WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS deuce: NEED THE COMBINATION TO YOUR SAFE deuce: WE WERE WRESTLING AROUND AND SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN THE SINK AGAIN AND ARE REPLACING IT FOR YOU, NEED DETAILED STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS THAT ARE WRONG

deuce: 1. BEND DOWN REAL LOW deuce: 2. PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW I'M BEHIND YOU deuce: 3. FLUTTER UP TO GOD BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED spigot: I NEED BABY GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER

deuce: PRIORITY 1, SEVERITY 1: "FAGGOT" ON THE SPLASH SCREEN deuce: STEPS TO REPRODUCE: LAUNCH APPLICATION. LOOK AT SPLASH SCREEN. GET CALLED A FAGGOT. deuce: PROBLEM: GAME CALLS ME A FAGGOT. EXPECTED: THE GAME DOES NOT CALL ME A FAGGOT.

spigot: FOLKS DID THE CUPERTINO SHOOTER KILL STEVE JOBS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE pants: HORRIBLE BOSSES TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE EDITION EXTENDED CUT ON BLU-RAY DVD 10/11 spigot: NOT A LOT OF USEFUL INFO ON USENET / HAM RADIO pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE MORE PARODIES OF THE MATRIX

deuce: HOO DOO BOO deuce: PLAYING WITH STICKS spigot: CHOP OR PICKUP spigot: I GAVE YOU AN ORDER deuce: T SPIGOT UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT TELL FROM DOWN HERE

deuce: I DREW A UNICORN

deuce: NOBODY MOVE !!!!!! AN UNAUTHORIZED COCK HAS BEEN SUCKED deuce: AND THE PERPETRATOR IS **STILL HERE IN THIS ROOM** pants: ORCHESTRA HIT deuce: THAT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE

bung: SO, UH bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING hanford: I'M ON HOLD WITH S.H.I.E.L.D. ASK ME LATER bung: WELL IF HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYBODY I'M GONNA BOIL SOME WATER hanford: STILL ON HOLD

atandt: STILL atandt: STILL atandt: STILL atandt: STILL GOBBLING DICK LIKE A FUCKING QUEER TURKEY

deuce: SOMETHING'S UP ME :: LEAVES deuce: OKAY IT WASN'T HIM BUT IT'S STILL NOT IDENTIFIED

deuce: IF SOMEONE HERE COULD SUCK MY DICK I'D APPRECIATE IT deuce: ANYONE SERIOUSLY ANYONE deuce: OBVIOUSLY I MEAN YOU pants: OFER

pants: don't jack me off yet i'm still on the clock deuce: hard hat, lunch box pants: i said don't, geeze

pants: A GREAT GOOD GODDAMN LET'S HEAR IT SHOUT IT OUT pants: \\DICKS (TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD) pants: CCCP (I'M CLEAR ON THE THREE C'S BUT HELP ME OUT WITH THE REST) pants: IN CAHOOTS WITH TITS pants: I AM STILL ONLY THIRTY FIVE CENTS pants: THIS IS THE WORST MARVEL TEAM-UP EVER deuce: GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN DICKLESS DELERIUM pants: MAN THE PANTALOONS

spigot: would you close your robe spigot: deuce: spigot: deuce: spigot: deuce: spigot: deuce: spigot: deuce: spigot: it's still open there

pants: OPENS MOUTH, SUCKS IN AIR, HOLDS FINGER IN AIR, THINKS BETTER, CLOSES MOUTH pants: WHY WON'T ANYBODY INVITE ME TO THE DONGSML PROJECT pants: IF ANIMAL TRAPPED CALL 410-844-6286

spigot: FIVE POUNDS OF MCDONALDS LATER I'M STILL STONED spigot: THE COCKY QUEER METER IS GOING CRAZY I'D BETTER JERK FASTER spigot: C-CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE PENISES IN LUCKY LOUIE

deuce: GETTING FUCKED IN THE NUTS IS MODERATELY UNCOMFORTABLE BUT STILL SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING

: This episode of Spigot the Bear was re-edited for syndication into two two-hour episodes. The stock footage and full-frontal scenes have been removed from this version. Enjoy! deuce: WANGS spigot: TALKING AND TALKING deuce: STILL WAITING FOR PAGE TO LOAD

spigot: I SERVED AT FORT FART deuce: LET'S SEE YOUR DD214 spigot: IT'S UH spigot: HERE IT IS: :HAMBURGER:

pants: [19~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~[20~

spigot: LET'S TAKE A TRIP INTO MY PANTS spigot: ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE MY BALLS AND ON THE RIGHT, MY BONER deuce: STOMPING THE EXHIBIT spigot: SINGLE FILE FOR GOD'S SAKE

hanford: ARE YOU STONED ON THE SET AGAIN pants: MY GOOD MAN WHAT ON EARTH GIVES YOU THAT IDEA hanford: WELL ... pants: YES GO ON hanford: THE BONG, THE BAG OF DOPE, THE LIGHTERS pants: I SEE hanford: THAT BONG POKER YOU FASHIONED OUT OF A WIRE COAT HANGER pants: ISN'T IT CUTE hanford: THESE ROLLING PAPERS, THIS BRICK OF HASH pants: HMM pants: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT deuce: CASE DISMISSED

spigot: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT GOING UP TO HIS ROOM spigot: NOT RAPE, THAT'S FOR SURE spigot: I'M STONED AGAIN

pants: WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE pants: WHOSE BABY IS THAT pants: I'LL BUY THAT

pants: THIS SHIRT MAKES ME SUPER SEXY AND THAT PROBABLY MAKES UGLY PEOPLE FEEL EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL pants: DO YOU EVER STOP AND CONSIDER HOW THE UNSEXY PEOPLE FEEL atandt: I-- pants: THE CAKE IS A LIE atandt: I UH

pants: 1111111111111111111 deuce: STOP HITTING THE 1 BUTTON (AND STOP BITING PLEASE) pants: I WILL DO NEITHER

spigot: CLONKY BONKY BONERS

deuce: MOTHERFUCK spigot: SHUT UP deuce: STOP HITTING spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE UPLOAD ANAL69.JPG ONE MORE TIME deuce: HOLY CHRIST spigot: OOFEN DOPPER VAS JAVA KRASHEN - VILK HELPEN!!!!!

spigot: INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT :POINT-RIGHT: ME :POINT-LEFT: FOR GETTING FAT DURING QUARANTINE spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE :POINT-RIGHT: YOU :POINT-LEFT: WALK ONE OR TWO FEET IN MY ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS LIKE I MANAGE ON A GOOD DAY spigot: MY GOOGLE TIMELINE SAYS I WENT TO WALGREENS IN FEBRUARY

pants: i can't beat off when you make that face pants: or that face pants: or that face pants: stop making faces

deuce: HISSSSSSSSSSING deuce: I'VE SPRUNG ANOTHER LEAK deuce: T PANTS PLZ STOP POKING HOLES IN ME bung: T PANTS IF YOU BREAK THIS ONE DAD WON'T GET US ANOTHER pants: T BUNG I'M BETTING HE WILL POKE, POKE

pants: I'M A FUCKING MAN SO STOP TRYING TO CUT OFF MY TITS deuce: HOLD STILL (NOT LISTENING)

deuce: DIPPY DAPPY atandt: STOP WITHTHE GAY TALK atandt: START WITH THE GAY

pants: MUST BUY ALL THE LOOSE STORMTROOPERS AND JAWAS SO I CAN FINALLY FILM MY STOP-MOTION GANGBANG

deuce: EVERYONE STOP, DROP, AND SUCK A DICK effigy: IN THAT ORDER????

pants: STORMTROOPERS WEARING ONLY HELMETS, BLACK SOCKS???? FORTY MINUTES OF JAWAS GIVING HEAD ??? THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE TWO EVER deuce: THANK GOD THEY'RE ALL CLONES deuce: OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE GAY pants: 99E99 deuce: [SYSTEM CRASH] pants: REBOOTING THE DEUCE

pants: THOU ART GAY pants: PRAY WITH ME (LET US BE GAY TOGETHER UNDER THE XMAS TREE) pants: LOOK OUT FOR XMAS TREE MONSTERS pants: THAR BE DICK BURIED IN THE HILLS pants: DICKS, PRICKS, SOME MANNER OF TREAT pants: STUBBORN GAYNESS PROBLEMS IN SECTOR 3, ASILE 4B pants: FEELING CRAMMY pants: A SINGLE SOURCE OF PRICKS (STRAIGHT FROM THE WELL)

deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT WE'LL EVER GO TO THE MOON pants: THE REAL MOON OR THE FAKE ONE deuce: THE STRAIGHT ONE

spigot: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LICK DICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON pants: ARE YOU BRUISED OR DIZZY pants: I HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE FOR "MISTAR NAMESERVAR" pants: THIS COULD TAKE ALL DAY (AND THEN SOME)

spigot: POP POP POP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS FIREWORKS OR A CAR BACKFIRING!!! THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME!!!! DIPSHIT WITH HUGE BULLET HOLES IN MY FACE AND HEAD!!!!! WELL MY FIRST REACTION WAS SANDY HOOK ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!! THEN I FAINTED AND BASHED MY CHIN ON THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN AND DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL FOREVER AND GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

: so now and then you get really good reports that you have to follow up spigot: THIS WINE COOLER HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HHHHH spigot: HITTING, HURTING, DOOR CLOSING pants: HOW ABOUT YOUR FACE GOING STRAIGHT TO MY LAP

spigot: a love letter to dicklicking

deuce: LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS deuce: AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS OR ANYTHING deuce: BUT I FEEL I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU AND STOP THE LIES deuce: MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP; IF SO, SO BE IT deuce: BUT YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUE ME: deuce: I FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT pants: THERE CAN NEVER BE PEACE

spigot: SIGH spigot: HANDS UP WHO'LL BE GAY WITH ME DURING FRASIER/WINGS spigot: I SAID spigot: SENSING A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND PRICKS DANCING IN MY HEAD spigot: WHERE THE SUGARPLUMS AND FAIRIES SHOULD BE spigot: I'M 500 POUNDS spigot: AN NBC TELEVISION EVENT spigot: $18.95

pants: I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO MY OWN BUTTHOLE deuce: THAT'S A STRANGE THING TO SAY pants: IF YOU KNOW ME,NOT REALLY deuce: FAIR ENOUGH

atandt: I THINK I'M FINALLY FIGURING THIS CRAP OUT deuce: DICKS AND SO FORTH AND SO ON atandt: PULL THE HANDLE deuce: PELLET POPS OUT atandt: TOILET FLUSHES deuce: (IT'S A STRANGE TOILET)

spigot: YOU DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOUR PICTURE IN SUCKING SWINGLES

pants: I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH deuce: I AM PARTICIPATING IN THAT UNPRECDENTED EVENT deuce: WHAT A MISSING E SOMEWHERE IN THERE pants: I WILL LEND YOU ONE: FFFFFFFFFFFF deuce: JUST NOT HELPFUL AT ALL

spigot: DEUCE AND I WERE ABLE TO ALIGN OUR STREAMS TO MAKE LETTERS LIKE X AND T AND V AND L AND SOMETIMES Y spigot: HARDEST WAS THE CURSIVE Q WHICH LOOKS LIKE A 2 spigot: THESE ARE PISS STREAMS I'M TALKING ABOUT FOLKS deuce: T SPIGOT PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE Q I THINK I SUSTAINED SEVERE INJURY ON THAT ONE pants: I WANT TO GO HOME

pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF deuce: MY SCHEDULE'S ALL FULL TODAY, SORRY

: Sometimes I feel so afraid that if I go through the effort to leave one of these notes, it will blow away in the wind. So I have been using coins to make sure the message stays put. pants: THE STREETCAR BROKE pants: THE MONKEY CHOKED : T CANADIAN GOTH GIRL HEY LOOK A BEAVER pants: AND THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE FERRY BOAT

spigot: IS THIS THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT OF CYBERSPACE spigot: DOES THIS SLICKED-BACK POMPADOR GIVE ME ANY STREET CRED spigot: LAMENESS AND LIMPNESS IN STALL 4

hanford: UNLICKED DICKS ON THE SET atandt: [B[B[B pants: AM I LATE ??? WHAT DID I MISS???

pants: PISSCHRIST EH

spigot: HOW DO I DESCRIBE WHAT PORN STARS DO WHERE THEY DROOL STRINGERS OF SALIVA ALL OVER MY DICK spigot: SPIT spigot: SPITTLE deuce: I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED BEING A WOMAN

spigot: WHAT spigot: DOES spigot: IT MEAN WHEN spigot: YOU HAVE A spigot: STROKE spigot: AND YOU spigot: CAN'T TYPE spigot: FAST deuce: TO HELL YOU GO spigot: O spigot: K deuce: CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AGAINST pants: I, GAY ROBOT

pants: STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE pants: TRYING TO CRACK THE CODE (IE FIGURE OUT HOW THE STUPID 501 BLUEJEANS ZIPPER WORKS) pants: THANK GOD FOR BUTTON FLY BLUHHHH DUH GLORMPTH