deuce: I HAVE STRONG EVIDENCE THAT PANTS IS MOSTLY FAT AND QUITE PROBABLY GAY

pants: I WAS THIS MANY DAYS OLD WHEN I GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD AND STUFFED INTO A CRAWLSPACE spigot: DURING CONFERENCE CALLS I CAN WIGGLE MY LAPTOP AND PRETEND WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE AND JUST LEAVE pants: <A HREF=“:BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT:“>CALL MY BBS spigot: PROBABLY TIME FOR SOME LOUD FARTS INTO A COFFEE CUP pants: STRONG FOR HOT DOG :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: ?️ spigot: BE AN ANGEL INVESTOR (POINTS TO PENIS) pants: THANK YOU TO THE MANY (S)HEROES, HEROES, AND (THEY)ROES spigot: JUST ATE12 ZINGERS INASSORTED FLAVORSSO IT'S BEDTIME

: on the tibia. There is a considerable greenish yellow : the groin and on the concealed portions of legs and : The light color on the arms and the jaw is quite : grayish. There are several smaller, light rimmed, dar : around all nine eyes. The creature's gigantic mouth : vocal sacs there in are large and conspicuous when : and bluish gray green in color. When expanded into : balls are fucking huge. : : Structure: The second creature has a shorter head a : mouth although obscured by a "Polynesian" mask w : unable to get samples as the creature will bite and cla : pouring water into its mouth causes it to eventually : : Voice: "A loud trill, hoarser than that of the c : and hind libs longer when the creature is sleeping : sexually aroused." : : Voice (from updated 1931 ed.): "A deep gutteral sn : sound as if it had its mouth halfway out of the water. : : Breeding: They breed from April to March. The egg : 60 cents per pound (USD). Its mating cry turned out : actually that of a creature trapped below the larger o : : General Appearance: Short; Squad; Large; Browni

pants: OKAY JUST WANTED TO STRUT MY STUFF pants: LIKE A GAY MALE ON DISPLAY pants: BYE NOW

pants: LICKY DICKY spigot: THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!!!!! HANDING OUT STUBBY GOLF PENCILS deuce: SHOVING BUT YET LOVING AT THE SAME TIME

deuce: LICKING EVERYTHING WITHIN REACH OF MY STUBBY LITTLE ARMS atandt: YAY deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE NOT IN REACH atandt: BOO

spigot: IF ANYONE CAN SEE THE ARC OF URINE I'M SPURTING UP THROUGH THE GRATE: I'M STUCK DOWN HERE FOLKS spigot: FOR REAL

pants: TURN IT OFF pants: NOW pants: MY HAND IS CAUGHT

atandt: POO POO POO POO POO POO POO POO atandt: POO POO POO POO atandt: I AM STUCK IN A POO LOOP deuce: AGLHAGLHAGHLAG deuce: YOU ARE NOW FREE (THAT WAS MY MAGIC SPELL)

pants: FOLKS THAT'S JUST GREAT pants: HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO BE IN THE MEN'S ROOM THIS TIME deuce: AS LONG AS IT TAKES

spigot: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE FAT pants: CARPET BURN spigot: AND VICE VERSA spigot: THAT'S LATIN FOR MIAMI VICE pants: I'M STUCK IN THE MUD DOWN HERE

deuce: I GOT MY ASS STUCK IN THE TOILET AGAIN deuce: CROWBAR PLZ deuce: I CANNOT FIND THE ZEN IN THIS deuce: HURRY

spigot: MY ASS AND LEGS ARE STUCK IN THE TOILET PEOPLE spigot: BUT IF MY CLOSE MY deuce: I FEE YOUR FOINT spigot: OH deuce: I UH

deuce: T PANTS WE SHOULD DO STUFF AND THINGS pants: T DEUCE OH I AGREE, I AGREE deuce: OKAY, PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, I'LL GET THE SHREDDED LETTUCE

spigot: CUT OFF MY DONG AND STUFF IT IN MY MOUTH, THEN CHOP OFF MY HEAD AND STUFF THAT IN MY REAR END SO VIA THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY I CAN FUCK MYSELF IN THE ASS spigot: PLEASE DO NOT CUT CORNERS BY JUST CLIPPING OFF MY DONG AND STUFFING THAT IN MY REAR END!!!!!! spigot: AS I WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN OUT LOUD THAT YOU DID IT WRONG (THANKS IN ADVANCE)

pants: stuff my bottom with leaves deuce: now you are a flower pot

spigot: T PANTS THIS IS NOT A GAY BBS pants: T SPIGOT BONGS/DONGS??? spigot: COCKS COCKS COCKS / STUFF THEM IN MY FACE

spigot: FOLKS I WILL CHECK OUT THE DONG AND THEN MARK THE DONG LICK ONLY AND STUFF IT BEHIND THE FRIDGE deuce: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LITTLE MISTER THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY dick: PLEASE BE SURE AND SET THE RAPE BIT spigot: CAN WE PLEASE SLAM WORDS AND CRAFT STREETLY POETRY dick: GRITTY VIBRANT VERSE AND DREADLOCKS deuce: ALSO A PISS BUCKET (JUST IN CASE !!!!!)

pants: DID YOU GET DICK deuce: YES deuce: NO pants: JUST WALK AWAY pants: DID YOU ACTUALLY JERK OFF ON HER FACE OR WAS THAT A STUNT DOUBLE deuce: I DON'T REMEMBER (TOO DRUNK)

pants: DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR BRATPACK MEMBERS BY HEART pants: OR WERE YOU PULLING MY WANG OVER DEMI MOORE pants: BY THE SAME RULE ANDIE MACDOWELL IS A BRATPACKER pants: AND MOLLIE RINGWALD WASN'T EVEN IN ST ELMO'S FIRE pants: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST COCKSUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED

spigot: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK deuce: ARE YOU GAY AND READY FOR J/O spigot: ONE BIG FAT QUART deuce: GODDAMN FUCKERS spigot: DO YOU EAT THE SAND OR JUST LIVE IN IT deuce: LHABLHABHLABHLABHLAB

pants: WHY DO YOU FLY PLANES INTO BUILDINGS deuce: BECAUSE IT'S A NICE AUTUMN DAY???? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION IS THAT

atandt: SO IF ANAKIN BUILT C3PO, WHO BUILT R2-D2 deuce: SOME OTHER STUPID BORING CHARACTER

pants: STUTTERING AND BUMBLING THROUGH JERKCITY pants: EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING deuce: ON THE WAY TO MORE DICKS pants: SHUT UP YOU

spigot: FROM NOW ON IF YOU PUT SPIGOT IN A STRIP AND IT GETS SHIT NUMBERS I'M EMPTYING THE CATBOX ON YOUR KEYBOARD spigot: MAYBE YOU IDIOTS NEED A 3-DAY TEAM OFFSITE TO REVIEW STYLE AND BRANDING GUIDELINES AND I'LL ASSIGN SOME STRETCH GOALS spigot: OKAY YOU'RE LITERALLY CARDBOARD CUTOUTS

: PANTS LEAKS A SUBSTANCE : DEUCE COLLECTS SUBSTANCE, SENDS SAMPLE TO THE LAB, WAITS 2-3 DAYS : DEUCE RECEIVES REPLY, SUBSTANCE IS FRAPPUCCINO

pants: HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THIS pants: ARE YOU SURE pants: NO THAT'S A FIVE pants: NO LOOK IT'S A FIVE pants: SINCE WHEN DOES FIVE MAKE THE S SOUND pants: ANOTHER BASEMENT BENEATH THIS ONE ???????? pants: HELP ME WITH THE TRAP DOOR

spigot: I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU FAT

spigot: I’M THE QUEEREST QUEER THAT EVER DID QUEER spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND AN EMAIL . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ???????????????????????????????

pants: BARF ON THE COCK THEN STAND AT ATTENTION WHILE YOU SALUTE THE COCK THAT YOU BARF ON pants: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY

deuce: THESE TULIPS REALLY SMELL NICE

ozone: I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT

pants: HOLY CRAP !!! THE LIVE JOURNAL PEOPLE CAN LEAVE COMMENTS RIGHT UNDERNEATH US !!! pants: LISTEN CLOSELY: WE WILL HUNT AND EAT THE PAC-MAN atandt: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL pants: THEY CAN SEE UP MY SKIRT JUST LIKE THE MOLE PEOPLE

deuce: T PANTS WOLFENSTEIN II BEGINS WITH SOMEONE'S HEAD BEING CHOPPED OFF AND THEN THE TEXT IN THE MENUS AND THE HUD GETS ALL FUCKED UP AND I CAN'T PLAY IT ANYMORE (THANKS OBAMA) pants: T DEUCE C'EST LA BALLS pants: (SUCH ARE BALLS) deuce: I DON'T THINK "BALLS" WOULD BE FEMININE SINGULAR [AUTISTIC MAN RESPONDS]

pants: why do bad things happen to good people like me pants: sexy, handsome people such as myself

pants: love 2 shelter in place deuce: already beat off once!! deuce: then I changed the catbox!!!! pants: hot deuce: also I took out the trash!!!! and got colorectal cancer pants: such is life

pants: GLAHGULAHLGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: AGHLAUG HLAGHLHUAGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A COCK ZOMBIE

pants: SUCH IS THE WIND-BLOWN LIFE OF A SAILOR

pants: SUCK 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM BOYS

deuce: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT pants: SUCK AND FUCK

spigot: BANNER ADS?!?!? PARTNERSHIP PROGRAMS?!?!? AMAZON BUTTONS/LINKS/BASKETS?!?!?! WHICHEVER BANDWAGON!!!!!! I'M HERE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A BATTERED WOMAN TOO AFRAID TO LEAVE!!!!!!! X2391 spigot: <$0.02>I'D REALLY BE CURIOUS IF THERE ARE ANY ***REAL*** GIRLS HERE 2NITE</$0.02> spigot: EVERYONE CHOKES IT

spigot: suck it deuce: no spigot: please deuce: yes spigot: BHAOBHR)E(UBN{W($&@$*T}_@*}

spigot: WE NEED TO PISS AND THEN PRAY TOGETHER deuce: DUH pants: SUCK IT pants: SUCK IT REAL GOOD

pants: I'M SUCKIN' IT deuce: MCDONALD'S BRIEF, FAILED SLOGAN pants: THE SHORT-LIVED SUCKIN' IT CAMPAIGN OF 1982

spigot: I LIKE SUCKING AND/OR GETTING SUCKED spigot: ASSEMBLING MY ALUMINUM CHRISTMAS TREE PEOPLE spigot: STILL ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND

pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK AT OFFICE DEPOT pants: LORD KNOWS I HAVE TRIED pants: THEIR STAFF IS NOT TOLERANT AS THEIR ADS WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE pants: THEY'RE ALL "CAN I HELP YOU" AND I'M ALL "HUFF HUFF HUFF" pants: USUALLY I AM ASKED TO LEAVE AND ESCORTED OUT pants: I ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK IN pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF BINDERS HUFF HUFF PALM PILOT ACCESSORIES pants: HUFF HUFF OH GOOD THEY MAKE BUSINESS CARDS HUFF HUFF HUFF

pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM deuce: YOU DON'T SAY

(pants): OKAY NOW THIS TIME I'M SUCKING DICK IN THE SUPER K-MART (pants): I'M OUT OF CONTROL

pants: JESUS PUT US HERE ON EARTH TO FUCK AND SUCK THINGS pants: PLANTS, ANIMALS, MINERALS deuce: PROTISTS deuce: THE AIR deuce: ABSTRACT FEELINGS SUCH AS GRATITUTDE pants: YEAH ALL THAT SHIT GONNA GET SO FUCKED pants: PAC-MAN BUT THE GHOSTS ARE RETARDED AND EASILY SCARED

pants: PEOPLE OF THE EARTH pants: I AM GOING TO SUCK THE COCKS OF THE CAST OF "USER FRIENDLY" pants: I'VE NEVER READ THE FUCKING THING FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS pants: SO I CAN'T REFERENCE THE CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALLY pants: THE THING PRETTY MUCH MADE ME SICK SO I GAVE UP pants: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DRAW BLOOM COUNTY pants: GIVE IT UP AND PACK IT IN pants: ANYWAY SUCKING ALL YOUR COCKS AT ONCE BAGHALUGHALG

pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW

spigot: SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY SUCKS TO BE ME MYSELF AND I, YOURS TRULY spigot: FAT FLOPPY FARTS

pants: SING IT NOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD deuce: THIS SONG ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH ME GETTING A BLACK EYE pants: AND ME PREGGERS deuce: RIGHT deuce: WE ALL HAVE OUR LOTS IN LIFE pants: SUDDENLY: GAY MARRIAGE

spigot: ANY SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM COCKSUCKING

pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU RATHER BE MANFONDLED BY SUFJAN STEVENS OR FATHER JOHN MISTY OR DAN THE AUTOMATOR

spigot: S U I C I D E deuce: DALFHDSFH

pants: MOP IT UP OFF YOUR STOMACH WITH MY HAIR

deuce: SUICIDE VESTS pants: MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A SUICIDE TURTLENECK OR A SUICIDE ASCOT JUST TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE deuce: SUICIDE CAPRI PANTS pants: WHATEVER MAKES MELOOK SLIM

spigot: [REDACTED] ARE......... HIDEOUS deuce: ACCURATE SAMPLING METHODS

spigot: WELPS TIME FOR MY PATIENCE PILLS spigot: DOOPS, TOOK THE SUICIDE PILLS spigot: IMPATIENTLY WAITING TO DIE spigot: FUCK IT, MORE SUICIDE PILLS GULP GOMPTH GURK spigot: OKAY THOSE WERE THE PATIENCE PILLS spigot: NEED A LABEL MAKER spigot: NOPE, SUDDENLY COMFORTABLE AND FEELIN' FINE spigot: DEAD

spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!!! spigot: *BLAM*

deuce: SHOW US YOUR TITS pants: WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR, NOT EASY TO FLAP THEM OUT deuce: DO OR DIE pants: CLANK CLONK HOLD ON (FOOT STUCK IN WASTEPAPER BASKET)

: SULAWESI TORAJA : GRADE 1 LOT 6447 : ROASTED ON : 3/3/2004 : "spigot" coffee labels : circa 2004 : jerkcity.com

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deuce: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELP ME deuce: FPTHHTHHHHH I'M COVERED IN DICKS AND THEY'RE SWARMING ME pants: CHOMP HORMPH HOAGHULAGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGUHALG YOU ARE SAFE deuce: T PANTS THANK YOU I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT pants: UP UP AND AWAY

spigot: HOW DO YOU MAKE COLDS GO AWAY QUICKLY deuce: THERE REALLY ISN'T ANY WAY (YOU JUST HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH IT) deuce: ONLY THING I CAN SUGGEST IS THE STANDARD THING -- LOTS OF FLUIDS AND LOTS OF REST deuce: AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY FLUIDS spigot: HOLY

pants: :HIBISCUS: :SUNFLOWER: :TULIP: SUMMER DIARRHEA :CHERRY_BLOSSOM: :BLOSSOM: :BOUQUET:

pants: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME???? pants: C'MON pants: C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: NOT UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK pants: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T HAVE A ROOM I HAVE A BED OF SAWDUST FASHIONED INTO A NEST AND SECOND I DON'T HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL deuce: NO ARGUING, JAYBIRD pants: I AM TAKING AN ONLINE COURSE COVERING HOW TO STUFF LARGE OBJECTS IN MY CHEEKS BUT THAT'S SELF-DIRECTED

spigot: THE LINUX SUICIDE EXPO????? spigot: THE LINUX POISON-DRINKING SUMMIT?????????

atandt: SUNDAY IS THE HOLY DAY PEOPLE deuce: SHUT

pants: DICKS atandt: DICKS atandt: ANYTHING ELSE ON THE DOCKET TODAY? pants: CHECKING pants: NO: JUST DICKS atandt: I LOVE SUNDAYS

pants: I LIKE THE DIXIE CHICKS deuce: YOU'RE LATE pants: YOU CAN'T STOP THESE ARMS FROM HUGGING YOU deuce: NO I CANNOT BUT I CAN SCREAM SO LOUD THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR ME pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK

spigot: SIR YOU ARE SPREADING/SMEARING SUNSHINE ALL OVER MY FACE

pants: YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE deuce: I DO NOT THINK THAT I AM pants: I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU UNTIL YOU BELIEVE

deuce: KEEPING QUIET AND HOLDING PERFECTLY STILL (TO AVOID BEING DETECTED)

spigot: THESE TWILIGHT HOURS ALONE IN THE STALL GIVE ME TIME TO REFLECT ON IF I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE spigot: ALSO I CAN MAKE ECHOES spigot: NOTHING'S BUSIER THAN SUNDAY BRUNCH

pants: LORDY GOD pants: LORDY GOD IN HEAVEN CAN YOU HEAR ME pants: LISTEN UP LORDY GOD AND LISTEN GOOD pants: COS YOU GOTTA LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO pants: FIRST WHY DID YOU SPREAD ALL THE UNLICKED DICKS ACROSS CONTINENTS pants: SECOND DO YOU VALIDATE PARKING pants: HELLO deuce: PUNCH MY TICKET

spigot: saturday!!!!!!!!! spigot: should i poo in my pants ???? or poo in your pants spigot: stop shitting yourself / stop shitting yourself spigot: hurrrrrrr the sunday squirts spigot: mondays

spigot: I HOPE NO UKRANIANS PUSH INTO MY KURSK REGION

pants: SERIOUSLY WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO WITH MY SUNGLASSES deuce: NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT

pants: THAT BETTER BE SUNSHINE ON MY FACE

pants: LOOKING UP HOOKER IN THE YELLOW PAGES pants: FLIP FLIP FLIP pants: TRYING WHORE pants: COCKSUCKER pants: THROWING THE YELLOW PAGES AGAINST THE WALL spigot: JUST GO TO SEARS.COM pants: THEY ONLY HAVE DUDES WITH MUSTACHES pants: DON'T GET ME WRONG THEY'RE SUPER HANDSOME AND HOLD DOORS OPEN FOR ME BUT I'M JUST NOT

deuce: I KNOW THAT IF I EVER GET STRANDED ON AN ALIEN WORLD WHICH CONFERS SUPER POWERS TO ME I'LL FIGHT CRIME

pants: I'M A SUPERPOWER PFFFFFFT PFFFT pants: HONK HAMP DUH deuce: STOP SPITTING ON ME PLEASE MR. SUPERPOWER pants: PFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT SORRY I'M TRYING TO GET THIS CAT HAIR OUT OF MY PFFFFFFFFFFFFT OH IT'S A DICK NOT A PFFFFFFT PFTT

deuce: IF I REALLY LICK THIS DICK WILL IT MAKE ME GAY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS OR WILL IT GIVE ME SUPER POWERS LIKE WHAT YOU SAY spigot: SUPER POWERS

spigot: WHY IS MY MOUSE SUPER WARM LIKE IT WAS RAY TRACING MOTION BLURS ALL NIGHT deuce: OH I STORED IT IN MY ASS FOR YOU spigot: WELL THAT IS NOT WHERE IT GOES pants: MY WACOM TABLET

spigot: SERIOUSLY HOW ABOUT A SUPERCUT OF ALL THE DICKS I LICKED OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND spigot: GLK spigot: BLK spigot: GURK spigot: BLURK spigot: BLORK spigot: BGLK spigot: GLKTH spigot: GURKTH spigot: PLGBTH spigot: GKNLBTH spigot: PLTH spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WOULD BE WAY MORE

deuce: MY SUPERHERO NAME IS THADDEUS THALLIUM deuce: SORRY WRONG CHANNEL pants: THREE PEOPLE FOR THIS STRIP ??

pants: SUPERMAN'S PACKAGE atandt: THERE BETTER BE FULL-FRONTAL

spigot: BLOP SPLOP LITERALLY NO SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTION HERE BAGURK BAGOLP

pants: I SURE DO LOVE TO SOAP UP MY GENITALS deuce: WHO DOESN'T deuce: (LIKE SOAPING UP YOUR GENITALS)

deuce: WHEN I TYPE SSSH IT SAYS "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN" AND I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DO THE SECURE SHELL THINGY" AND IT SAYS "SUCK DICK FAGGOT"

spigot: SURELY THE BEST USE OF MY TIME WILL SOMEDAY BE MADE CLEAR

effigy: SOMETIMES I ZONE OUT... THEN WHEN I SNAP OUT OF IT I REALIZE THAT I HAVE BEEN TAPPING MY BALLS LIKE BONGO DRUMS FOR THE PAST FEW MINUTES effigy: THEN I GO GET SOME ICE deuce: THAT'S WHAT RICHARD FEYNMAN WOULD DO BUT WITHOUT THE TESTICLES spigot: HE WOULD PULL HIS BALLS THROUGH HIS ZIPPER AND WALK AROUND LOS ALAMOS WAVING AT PEOPLE

spigot: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!! spigot: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET spigot: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!? spigot: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!! spigot: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!! spigot: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS

spigot: HOW ABOUT A FAT WISE INDIAN WOMAN WITH A DOT, BOBBING HER HEAD AROUND STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA OF A SOFT FOCUS SPRINT COMMERCIAL CLAIMING HER STAKE IN THE INTERNET GENERATION ??? SURPRISE FOLKS !!! NOBODY YAHOOS

spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT

tdtbaa @tdtbaa my favourite jerkcity comic format is: opening panel shows two characters angrily grimacing at each other

spigot: ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE EVER LICKED SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM