pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS: NOT WITH A BANG BUT WITH A PISS FARM pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME MAN deuce: FUCK YOU CREDIT CARD COMPANIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: GOOD THING I DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL deuce: FRUMP SWALLOWED UP BY BLACK HOLE

pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: FRUMP deuce: SWALLOWED UP BY THE BLACK HOLE

spigot: SMILE PATROL spigot: RIGHT IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURGURUG pants: I HAD A SWAMP IN MY THROAT

pants: IS THIS ALL THERE IS deuce: YES; THE FINALE IS THAT WORMS EAT US

dick: I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI dick: I AM FOLDING DONGS IN TO SWANS AND SWANS IN TO DONGS dick: I GO BOTH WAYS dick: I AM SUSAN DEY FROM THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY YEARS dick: I INTEND TO KEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEBODY INTERUPTS ME deuce: GALGHALGHLAGH dick: T DEUCE THANKS

deuce: FUCKING IDIOTS SWARM AROUND ME WITH THEIR COCKS PULLED OUT

pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS

pants: SWEATPANTS pants: T-SHIRT pants: CARDIGAN SWEATER pants: I AM pants: PROUD TO pants: BE A BED WETTER

deuce: I'M SWEATY deuce: LET'S TOUCH NAKED BELLIES

spigot: I AM SWEDISH AND DROWNING AND ASKING FOR HJALP spigot: JA JA IN DER TJOILETS

pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DISCUSS MY WEB SOAP OPERA pants: WHO WON THE RAPE ME SWEEPSTAKES deuce: THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT QUITE RIGHT spigot: I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR JAR I'M JAR

pants: THINK IF ME AS YOUR SPIRITUAL HLAHGULAHUGLHALGHAGLAG GUIDE deuce: SWEET JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS COCKMONSTER

deuce: ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE BE THIS GAY AND NOT BE KILLED (ALTHOUGH BEATEN SEVERELY)

spigot: HOW CAN THEY BE SWEET *AND* TART spigot: OH HOLY GOD spigot: BITE 'EM

deuce: I ENROLLED IN A NIGHT COURSE IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MATH IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME deuce: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS AND STARE UP AT THE CLOUDS!!!! SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY!!! deuce: TOOK SOME VAGISIL AND THAT ISSUE WITH MY VAGINA CLEARED UP RIGHT AWAY!!!! MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING

pants: SO I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THIS SUNFLOWER DEMANDS I PISS HIM UP :SUNFLOWER: 💦 deuce: PRACTICALLY A PISS TARGET (FT. THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE) pants: DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE PISS (LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE) deuce: IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THEY LIKE PISS OR NOT IF THEY DRESS LIKE THAT

spigot: I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOU AND RAPE YOU deuce: ARE YOU AWARE MY HUGE COCK IS COMING TO INVOKE SWIFT AND PAINFUL JUSTICE

pants: FUCK MY BUSTER BROWNS deuce: PEE IN MY EAR HOLE pants: REALLY SHAKING OUT THE URINE deuce: GIVING ME SWIMMER'S EAR (WITH PISS) pants: BLBLBBLBLBL

spigot: I'M HAVING GOOD LUCK WITH SWISS BASICS MOISTURIZING FORMULA pants: MAYBE I'LL TRY IT spigot: A LITTLE SQUEEZE A LITTLE SQUIRT spigot: A DOLLOP A SQUISH A SPLOP ON THE OL' spigot: DID YOU WA- pants: I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT

deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE FOR THE RECORD SENATOR THAT MY ASS IS SWOLLEN AND CHALKY

deuce: you are othering my balls deuce: which is actually probably a good idea since they have sworn an oath to fight you

pants: HOLY NUTS!!! atandt: AMEN TO THAT pants: SYNTAX ERROR IN RAPEKIT, BREAK AT LINE 10 atandt: I MEAN THOSE

pants: YOU ARE ON MARS deuce: BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINE pants: AND I'M ON THE MOON deuce: SYRIA PLANUM TO CLAVIUS BASE COME BACK pants: AND WE HAVE A DELAY deuce: SEVENTY THREES TO YOU

spigot: ITEMS REMAINING TO BE DELETED: 87,303 spigot: I'M A MACINTOSH spigot: HURBLE DURBLE deuce: REBOOTING YOU OFTEN

deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HELP MY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: THEY'RE DROWNING OR SOMETHING pants: LOWERING THEM A ROPE pants: OKAY THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAP pants: AND THE BALLS DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP pants: OH DEAR pants: I HATE YOU deuce: T PANTS CAUGHT YOU FUCKER pants: SYSTEM HALTED

atandt: T DEUCE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER deuce: T ATANDT KILL YOURSELF SO THAT THE REST OF US MAY LEAD FRUITFUL LIVES

deuce: GHLAGHLGA dick: T DEUCE HEY THAT TICKLES

:just: AT THIS FAT LITTLE COWBOY 🤠 :he's: FAT HE CAN BARELY MEND FENCES ⛺🐄 pants: DUHHHHHH DROOLING

deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US ON THE IRC TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE I'D RATHER WATCH A SPEEDRACER MARATHON AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT WELL TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE MANGA

deuce: T PANTS DID YOU ASSASSINATE A RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR deuce: AGAIN deuce: I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS pants: T DEUCE WASN'T ME

spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SOMETIMES TO WAVE IT HIGH UP WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE spigot: T PANTS WHO YA TALKIN' TO spigot: AND PANTS IS NOT EVEN TALKING spigot: I N C E P T I O N spigot: FUCK THIS DUMP

deuce: T PANTS THESE AREN'T THE BALLS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR pants: T DEUCE THESE AREN'T THE BALLS I'M LOOKING FOR

spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WORKED AT THE BOARDWALK AND SQUIRTED MUSTARD ON EACH OTHER spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE MINIATURE GOLF ARCADE AND PLAYED TOOBIN' pants: T SPIGOT HE CAN'T HEAR YOU spigot: T RANDS I THINK YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT AND MORE *BEEP* pants: T SPIGOT HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW

pants: DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL pants: I THINK SPIGOT HAS BEEN USING MY TOWEL, WHAT SHOULD I DO pants: SIGNED PANTS FROM JERKCITY

deuce: T SPIGOT I HAD A DREAM AND JORDAN MCKNIGHT WAS IN IT spigot: DID HE AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL SELL YOU A NIKE PHONE CARD !?!?!?!?!?! spigot: I CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN STARS AND SPORTS PEOPLE spigot: DIALING 10 10 HEROIN OVERDOSE

spigot: SHORTLY THEREAFTER I FELT A POUNDING SENSATION IN MY REAR END pants: T SPIGOT FILE A BUG spigot: AND THE RING OF AN ICE COLD (ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE PLACED ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK pants: T SPIGOT NEVER MIND spigot: T PANTS YOU KNOW THAT BY REAR END I OF COURSE MEAN MY ASS LEGS AND NUTS pants: T SPIGOT SO PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE HINDQUARTERS spigot: I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH pants: PERHAPS pants: PERHAPS NOT

deuce: HELP spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM TRYING TO JERK HERE deuce: T SPIGOT OH deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW (spigot): I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW deuce: GOODBYE spigot: YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JERKING TO MSNBC

spigot: T EFFIGY I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THE WORLD-FAMOUS CUP FLIPPER effigy: T SPIGOT SHOWS AT 3 AND 11 WEEKDAYS

deuce: T SPIGOT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE ACTUALLY BECOME A PBS MEMBER spigot: TOTE BAG

spigot: IF THERE WERE NO BLACK MEN THERE WOULD BE NO BLACK SPERM TO MAKE MORE BLACK BABY GIRLS TO GROW UP INTO BLACK PORN STARS AND THAT'S WHY RACISM IS BAD AND HITLER IS COOL deuce: I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL THE HITLER PART ??? spigot: C TO THE | TO THE N TO THE E TO THE T deuce: ARE YOU EITHER T L OR C spigot: LET'S TAKE GENERIC PLATITUDES AND MAKE THEM OUR CORPORATE TAGLINE !!! BIGOTS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUNTAIN DEW deuce: I THINK THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION IS YES

spigot: THIS PLACE IS A TOTAL PARTY ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WITH A CAPITAL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

pants: CONTENTS OF BUCKET: IN-N-OUT BURGERS, KRISPY KREME DONUTS, SHAMROCK SHAKES pants: CONTENTS OF STOMACH: SEMEN, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS, BITS OF STRING, DICE pants: CONTENTS OF LAST PANEL: TERRIBLE COCKSUCKING NOISES OF THE HAULGHULAHG AND BUABGLUHLAHG AND LAHULGLAGHLAG VARIETY

deuce: YEAH AND NEUTRINOS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT, SURE deuce: BULLSHIT HAX deuce: PLUS IF TRUE CLASSIFY TOP SECRET UNDER NSA

spigot: I FEEL BAD FOR HAVING TO REMIND YOU OF THIS, AND I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU, BUT . . . . . . . . IT IS TITTY TUESDAY pants: DOES THAT MEAN TACOS FOR LUNCH

atandt: <DOUBLESPACE>HI</DOUBLESPACE> deuce: <STRIKEOUT>SUCK A COCK</STRIKEOUT> spigot: ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN AND SUCKEN KOKKEN spigot: THAT'S NOT GOLF, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE DORF

pants: TAG YOURSELF: pants: THE PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITY pants: THE ALCOHOLIC pants: THE DRUG ADDICT pants: THE SEX OFFENDER pants: THE MENTALLY RETARDED pants: MENTAL DISORDERS IN OLD AGE deuce: WHICH ONE DON'T I CHECK

spigot: IS THERE SOMETHING HAPPENING ON A TINY SPECK OF DIRT ISLAND HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD????? BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COFFEE CAKE!!!!! deuce: LET'S GET BACK TO THE REGION BETWEEN MY BALLS AND ASSHOLE

atandt: AH PORNOPOLIS atandt: THE TAJ MAHAL OF PORNOGRAPHY atandt: WITNESS THE ONE HANDED MASTURBATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT atandt: OUTSIDE THE CITY OF PORNOPOLIS atandt: WE HUNT THE RED BREASTED CHICKADEE (BACK TO YOU MARLIN) deuce: WHERE'S MY ENEMA

deuce: HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL INTO MY MOUTH PLEASE spigot: NO AIR deuce: LET ME CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY OWN SHIT dick: OH JEEZ spigot: WOW, IT'S REALLY PUNCHABLE NUTSACK WEATHER IN HERE BRRRRRRR

pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: TAKE IT

pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: NUGGGGGH TAKE IT ALL

deuce: T SPIGOT HUH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: TAKE IT OFF

deuce: I'M A C-STYLE COMMENT pants: TAKE IT OFFBABY deuce: PLEASE DO NOT USE ME RECURSIVELY BECAUSE THEN I WILL CRY pants: ALL RIGHT THAT’S ABOUT ALL WE NEED HERE GO AHEAD AND PUT IT BACK ON BABY

deuce: IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

pants: PUNCH THE COCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN

spigot: BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SWING BATTER / YOUR FACE / THE GROUND / A TOOTH

spigot: T DEUCE I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF deuce: T SPIGOT DONE NOW SPILL IT spigot: I FORGET RIGHT NOW deuce: HERE I AM TRICKED AND EMBARRASSED AND GETTING COLD spigot: PIZZA!?!??!!? WHY DO YOU ORDER STUFF LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T SMOKE DOPE deuce: T SPIGOT BECAUSE I AM FAT USELESS PIG

pants: BEAT / ME / OFFFFF deuce: NO / THANK / YOUUUUUUU

deuce: TAKE THE /QUIZ!!!! pants: GEE WHIZ MISTER DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO CROWDFUND OUR WAY OUT OF THIS CEMENT PIT

pants: TRACKING DOGSHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (ALL OVER HIS CREATION) deuce: AND HOLY LORD DID HE MAKE A LOT OF DOGSHIT pants: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUCH A HUG (A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HUG) deuce: >>>SEXUAL<<< pants: OTHERWISE: ANAL BUS deuce: OR SHOULD WE TAKE THE ANAL TRAIN

spigot: WHEN I JIZZ ON YOUR FACE, YOU FEEL spigot: [A] SASSY spigot: [B] REFRESHED

spigot: (A) I LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS spigot: (B) I LIKE TO SMASH THINGS spigot: (C) I LIKE TO SUCK THINGS

pants: WELL pants: ALL RIGHT pants: BUT I'M NEW AT THIS AND I THINK I SHOULD PRACTICE deuce: TAKE YOUR TIME SON

deuce: FUCK pants: TAKES TWO TO TANGO deuce: THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE MENSTRUATION pants: ME TO BEAT OFF AND YOU TO HATE IT

pants: LEARN ME deuce: (PICTURES OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TAKING A DUMP ON SAGAN'S GRAVE) pants: HUGE, COILY

pants: TAKING A SHIT IN A PAPER BAG spigot: FOLKS WINE IN A BOX IS ACTUALLY WINE IN A PLASTIC BAG IN A BOX pants: LIFEHACKS

spigot: I SAID *AT THE DAIRY QUEEN* (LISTEN) deuce: OH SORRY

spigot: TAKING A TEST TO FIGURE OUT WHICH BONEQUEST CHARACTER I AM!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DISAPPOINTED

pants: SAND, ROCKS, SOME PLANT THAT TASTES TERRIBLE, MORE SAND

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO pants: TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

pants: TAKING THE BUS TO WHERE MY BONER LIVES deuce: "BEATIFICATION" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT IT MEANS deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

ozone: 114$ /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0 atandt: BEATIN' OFF ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8 atandt: FUCK YEAH (ozone): REWINDING atandt: AWW FUCK YEAH

pants: SAVE MY SOUL deuce: I CANNOT RE: GALLONS OF ANGER pants: COOKIE MONSTER MUST DIE deuce: INSHALLAH pants: TALK ME OFF deuce: THIS IS ALL AN AMBIEN HALLUCINATION (MORPHS INTO YOG SOTHOTH)

pants: SO WHO WANTS PIE deuce: DO I HAVE TO pants: YES YOU DO

spigot: FOLKS ARE WE PUMPED FOR MADDEN 16 spigot: GONNA GO FUCK MYSELF, TALK SOON

spigot: MORE LIKE ***BORED*** OF THE RINGS spigot: MORE LIKE ***LONG*** OF THE RINGS spigot: LOAD OF THE CRAP spigot: FILK OF THE FACE spigot: SUCK OF THE DICK

pants: I FIND IT REFRESHING deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN EXHILARATING??!?!

deuce: NUGGGGGGH BEING FORCED INSIDE OUT spigot: SO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ONCE deuce: MY PROLAPSED FEELINGS

pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GET HIGH !!! deuce: T PANTS I CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK YOUR DICK !!!! deuce: WHOA WAS THAT PUBLIC pants: T DEUCE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO YES IT WAS pants: OH MY GOD deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING IN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME

deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING pants: SAFETY ORANGE PAINT

spigot: I AM TALKING ON THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!! pants: BEEP BOOP 100100010 1010101101 00101100101 MEANS I LICK DICK

atandt: DICKS WITHOUT PURPOSE spigot: PRICKS WITHOUT FOCUS

spigot: past a certain age a man without a dong in his mouth can be a bad thing

spigot: (FLATTENING DIRT PILE WITH SHOVEL) WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AS PARENTS

deuce: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT deuce: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE) spigot: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED pants: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR deuce: OH

atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: YOU CANNOT COME IN atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: THIS IS A PRIVATE STALL pants: THIS STALL WAS NOT MADE FOR THIS KIND OF STRESS atandt: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: SHE'S BREAKING UP SHE'S BREAKING UP

atandt: SHUFFLE TAP TAP TAP TAPPITY TAP TAP atandt: THIS ISN'T AS SIMPLE AS IT LOOKS PEOPLE

pants: O MEDDLE I AM KNEE DEEP IN THE TAR PITS AGAIN deuce: I KNOW BABY GIRL deuce: IT IS YOUR LIFE'S WORK pants: HINT: KNEE DEEP MEANS I CAN STILL SUCK COCK deuce: DING pants: BUT NOT FOR LONG WAS RE: TAR PITS

pants: JEAN-CHARLES, THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE AND YOU MUST CATCH HIM WITH THE NET dick: UH pants: I MUST BAKE THIS DELICIOUS PASTRY TO REPLACE THE ONE JEAN-CHARLES ATE THAT WAS FOR THE WARDEN hanford: ARE YOU DRUNK pants: JEAN-CHARLES THIS WEASEL AND THIS FERRET DO NOT BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, QUICKLY HIDE THEM IN THESE POTS AND PANS BEFORE THE INSPECTOR FINDS THEM hanford: YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT GET OFF MY STAGE

spigot: I’VE BEAT OFF TO EVERYTHING, ALL PORN LOOKS LIKE ADS FOR TARGET OR OLD NAVY, I DON’T EVEN SEE IT spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW

spigot: IS MY TAROT DECK OUT OF DATE CAUSE I CAN'T LOCATE THE QUEEN OF GAPES deuce: CHECK THE BACK SIDE

deuce: OKAY HOW COME THE GUACAMOLE DIP I GOT TASTES NOTHING LIKE ANYTHING REMOTELY GUACAMOLISH pants: UH

: pants, left, and deuce, right, taken in happier times deuce: WHO WANTS TO EAT TASTY PRICK pants: MMM deuce: IN THAT IT IS TASTY (TASTY) pants: DELICIOUS COCK deuce: I SAID PRICK SIR DON'T BE GAUCHE deuce: TASTY

atandt: I PROPOSE A NEW TRANSPORT LAYER ON THE INTERNET atandt: IT WILL BE DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR PORN / GAYNESS / ETC atandt: IF ONLY I COULD THINK OF A CLEVER NAME deuce: IT ALREADY EXISTS !!!!!!! IT'S CALLED TCP/IP

pants: WHAT SHALL I DO WITH JESUS WHICH IS CALLED CHRIST deuce: INVITE HIM FOR A CUP OF TEA AND SOME SCONES

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HAVING SOME KIND OF PROBLEM deuce: COCKS ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW !!! deuce: LHGLHAGHLAGLHAG

spigot: Q: WHAT DID THE TEACUP SAY TO THE TEAPOT spigot: A: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FACE spigot: THEN THE TEAPOT'S ALL "HOW RUDE" AND THEN THE TEACUP COULD PUNCH HIM spigot: I'M STILL WORKING ON IT

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