No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
4,088 | 1/20/2010 | team jerkcity : twitter.com/PantsAtJerkcity
pants: TEAM JERKCITY WOOOOOO
pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF
pants: YOU OWE ME ONE (1) SLOBBERY SLOPPY NOISY BLOWJOB
pants: FORM LINE TO LEFT |
pants |
#blowjob #caption #huffy-pants #kaff #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,868 | 11/14/2003 | team man ship deuce: I'M WHACKING OFF
pants: I'M VACUUMING UP
deuce: WE'RE A TEAM
pants: A PRETTY GODDAMN GAY TEAM IF YOU HORMPTH HUMPTH
deuce: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE A TEAM AND WE WORK TOGETHER HOMPH HURMPH
pants: DUH HUALGHLUHULAG THE CRACK PIPE BROKE HALGHLBALHLBAG |
deuce pants |
#crack #deuce-pants #gay #team #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
|
876 | 2/17/2001 | team player atandt: I AM A "TEAM PLAYER"
deuce: I AM "GETTING A BLOWJOB" |
atandt deuce |
#mountain-background |
|
3,786 | 3/15/2009 | team work spigot: MULTIPLE COUNTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION
spigot: TEAMWORK |
spigot |
#child-molestation #spigot-solo #teamwork #urinal-background |
|
813 | 12/16/2000 | technical difficulties pants: WE WILL RETURN TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING SHORTLY
pants: ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT I DID NOT PUNCH THE PROSTITUTE I WAS ONLY HELPING HER DOWN OFF THE STAGE
: To: Staff
: From: Editor
: Subject: What's going on down there
:
: Are we off the air again?
: GODDAMNIT
: YOU USELESS FUCKWADS |
pants |
#edited #woodring-stairs-background |
|
660 | 7/14/2000 | technical difficulties pants: I'M PANTS
deuce: I'M DEUCE
deuce: !
pants: ?
: PUNCHLINE OMITTED
: per niaj flugantaj aŭtobusoj, vi atingos iun ajn parton de la mondo |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #esperanto #hand-drawn #sfw |
|
3,260 | 10/6/2007 | technical difficulties deuce: PARTY
spigot: [REDACTED]
(spigot): [REDACTED]
spigot: [REDACTED]
deuce: WE ARE HAVING SPIGOT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY |
deuce spigot |
#censored-erection #deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #redacted-text #sfw #title-mismatch #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,934 | 11/12/2006 | technical difficulties (try again tomorrow) spigot: T PANTS HEY BECAUSE YOU
spigot: KNOW THAT REMINDS
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: ME OF A FUNNY
spigot: WAI
spigot: HELLO
spigot: IS THIS PORT IN USE (TTY) |
spigot |
#edited #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #tty #unix |
|
8,080 | 5/3/2021 | technical support pants: HELP I THINK MY CAMERA IS BROKEN EVERY PICTURE I TAKE MAKES ME LOOK DOPEY AND MIDDLE-AGED
deuce: DID YOU TRY THE ANTI-FUCKFACE LENS
pants: YES THAT'S THE FIRST THING I TRIED
deuce: DID IT REPORT A SPECIFIC ERROR
pants: IT APPEARS TO BE OPERATING NORMALLY, WHEN I TAKE A SELFIE THE IMAGE SHOWS AN IDIOT FATSO INSTEAD OF ME
pants: NOT SURE IF THIS HELPS BUT THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM |
deuce pants |
#brown-background #camera #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mirror #self-esteem #somber-deuce |
|
5,171 | 3/13/2013 | ted talk pants: TECHNOLOGICALLY SPEAKING, I LOVE DICK
atandt: I LIKE OZZY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #nuggh #ozzy #ted-talk #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,598 | 12/9/2005 | tell it to the judge atandt: CORNDOGS ARE GENDER NEUTRAL
spigot: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE
atandt: WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS
spigot: YOU AND WHAT ARMY
atandt: PAPER OR PLASTIC SIR
spigot: RE: THE FATNESS OF YOU AND HOW IT BUGS ME |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #christmas #corndogs #fatness #fighting-irish-pose #funloving-nonsense #gender-neutral #sfw #spigot-points #urinal-background #war-on-christmas |
|
8,315 | 12/23/2021 | tell me pants: SHOULD I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF NOW
pants: I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: TELL ME I’M PRETTY |
deuce effigy pants spigot |
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mountain-background #nudity #photography #sfw |
|
7,583 | 12/24/2019 | tell me about your dreams pants: tell me about your dreams
deuce: all tentacles and unicorns and upskirts |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #dreams #high-res #tentacles #unicorns #upskirt |
|
9,256 | 7/21/2024 | tell me more deuce: I WOULD DESCRIBE MY WANG AS BEATIFIC
pants: BUT IS IT YOUR BEST FRIEND |
#deuce-pants #single-panel #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
||
7,140 | 10/8/2018 | tell me more pants: piss
deuce: tell me more
pants: just piss that's all
deuce: very well |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #piss #urinal-background |
|
6,367 | 7/20/2016 | tell me something gay dick: SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING GAY, QUICK
deuce: I LOVE YOU DADDY
dick: GAYER, PLZ
deuce: DADDY LOVES ME
dick: THAT'S BETTER |
deuce dick |
#daddy #deuce-dick #gay #gay-contest #grey-background #plz |
|
3,301 | 11/16/2007 | tell me where you get it pants: YOU START
ozone: NO YOU START
deuce: GRRR
ozone: 5
pants: 4
deuce: 8
ozone: 3
pants: Q
deuce: OKAY I MESSED UP |
deuce ozone pants |
#countdown #deuce-ozone-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
|
3,438 | 4/1/2008 | tell the wikitruth pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOME-THING
pants: PLEASE EXCUSE ME BUT I GOT TO ASK:
pants: WILL WIKIMEDIA TAKE PHOTOCOPIES OF MY RECEIPTS FOR HOOKERS OR DO THEY NEED THE ORIGINALS (MOSTLY BUSINESS CARDS) |
pants |
#citation-needed #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #photo-background #prostitute #wikipedia |
|
1,848 | 10/25/2003 | temporary restraining order deuce: I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER
deuce: THEN I CAME BY YOUR HOTEL TO FIND THAT YOU'D MOVED
deuce: THEN I CALLED YOUR PARENTS BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY HAVE FILED A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #legal #restraining-order #sfw #stalking #woodring-field-background |
|
228 | 5/21/1999 | ten atandt: I WILL CLOSE MY EYES
atandt: I WILL VISUALIZE A BETTER LIFE FOR ME AND MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE BOY
atandt: GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I MARRIED WHY TEN FUCKING CHILDREN |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #children #marriage #mousehole #visualization #woodring-room-background |
|
7,171 | 11/8/2018 | ten dicks across roughly 8 hours spigot: i'm thinking ten dicks across roughly 8 hours is not a ratio to write home about
pants: the cyber |
pants spigot |
#cyber #dicks #empty-auditorium-background #pants-spigot #single-panel |
|
7,948 | 12/22/2020 | ten dicks for an hour spigot: ON WINDOWS TO MAKE CERTAIN SYMBOLS YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND SUCK TEN DICKS FOR AN HOUR, THEN LET GO OF ALT |
spigot |
#alt-codes #blue-background #dicksucking #single-panel #spigot-solo #windows |
|
2,102 | 7/5/2004 | ten dollar words spigot: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GUIDELINES
pants: STOP USING TEN DOLLAR WORDS AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: NEED $3 IN QUARTERS |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #erectile-dysfunction #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #quarters #ten-dollar-words #white-background |
|
7,445 | 8/8/2019 | ten jumbo corn dogs spigot: do you know what i would do with ten jumbo corn dogs right now
spigot: dip them in various mustards !!!!!!!
spigot: then nnnggg email wired some pix |
spigot |
#corn-dog #food #kitty #nu-urinal-background #spigot-solo #wired |
|
4,967 | 8/9/2012 | ten light years spigot: I GOT STONED AND ATE A POUND CAKE LAST NIGHT
spigot: THIS IS LIKE SENDING COMEDY INTO FUCKING OUTER SPACE
spigot: WELL WHEN YOU IDIOTS GET THIS IN TEN LIGHT YEARS BE SURE TO COME BACK AND SUCK MY EARTH DICK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #comedy #failed-comedy #marijuana #pound-cake #spigot-solo #stoned #yellow-background |
|
7,677 | 3/27/2020 | ten more pages spigot: !Pankaja
spigot: !Pankajan
spigot: !Pankajeet
spigot: !Pankhuri
spigot: !Panna
spigot: !Pannalal
spigot: !Panner
spigot: !Panshul
spigot: !Parag
spigot: !Param
spigot: just ten more pages and my filter will be finished |
spigot |
#grey-background #india #jean-charles #out-sourcing #prashant #spam #spigot-solo |
|
3,623 | 10/3/2008 | ten times a day spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY
spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO HURRRRR
spigot: THAT'S ABOUT IT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
|
1,148 | 11/22/2001 | ten ways spigot: TEN WAYS WOMEN CAN MAKE STRIDES IN THE WORKPLACE !!!!!!!1111
deuce: 1. GO HOME
deuce: 2. BLOW ME
deuce: 3. THEN BLOW THAT ONE THERE
spigot: NOTE: I WAS NOT ACTUALLY SUGGESTING WE MAKE A LIST
spigot: HURMPTH BLUH STRAWBERRY PRESERVES |
deuce spigot |
#minecraft-background |
|
5,169 | 3/11/2013 | ten years ago spigot: TEN YEARS AGO I WAS IN WIREDD
spigot: F-FIFTY YEARS AGO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP NURSE |
spigot |
#doop #minecraft #old #sfw #spigot-solo #typo #wired #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,087 | 4/16/2007 | tennessee pants: WELL I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH ROOFIES FOR EVERYBODY
deuce: EVERYBODY BUT YOU
deuce: YOU GET TO BE AWAKE DURING THE PROCEDURE
pants: I AM THE DEFACTO FONDLER
spigot: IS THAT ANTIBACTERIAL HANDSOAP |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #eye-injury #huffy-pants #mousehole #red-x #roofies #woodring-room-background |
|
437 | 12/10/1999 | tense negotiations deuce: WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME
pants: CAN I USE "MY MOUTH" |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #negotiations #oral-sex #unnecessary-quotation-marks #woodring-field-background |
|
3,490 | 5/23/2008 | tentpole spigot: T DEUCE MY TENTPOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET IT |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #erection #tentpole |
|
6,134 | 11/17/2015 | term unclear |
pants |
#beat-off #dicks #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,222 | 9/22/2021 | terminal cancer deuce: UH OH, AN INTERNET BUDDY OF MINE HAS TERMINAL CANCER
pants: WELL BE SURE TOLET HIM KNOW THAT2022 IS THE YEAROF DESKTOP LINUX FOR SURE THIS TIME |
deuce pants |
#cancer #deuce-pants #linux #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
892 | 3/5/2001 | terrible thing pants: HELP
pants: HELP HELP
pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
atandt: WHAT NOW
pants: I HAVE DONE A TERRIBLE THING
atandt: RESTRAINING ORDER?
pants: NO
atandt: LICKED TOO MANY DICKS AT ONCE?
pants: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
atandt: ARE YOU HURT OR SICK
pants: I REQUIRE SOME ASSISTANCE
atandt: SPLAIN
pants: REMEMBER THE GOTH GIRL I MARRIED ???
atandt: KIND OF
pants: WELL WE NEED TO DIG A GOTH GIRL SIZED HOLE
atandt: IS SHE DEAD
pants: KIND OF
atandt: ELABORATE
pants: SHE'S CANADIAN
atandt: I'LL GET THE SHOVEL |
atandt pants |
#urinal-background |
|
7,529 | 10/31/2019 | test drive pants: why not just pop it in your mouth for a test drive, to see how you like it |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #test-drive #woodring-room-background |
|
5,437 | 12/17/2013 | text messages unknown: piss is the best
deuce: it's filled with vitamins
unknown: vitamin P
deuce: vitamin D for delicious
unknown: D is also for deli-- oh you just said that okay |
deuce pants |
#iphone #picture #piss #texting |
|
8,926 | 8/26/2023 | textbook unemployable deuce: YOU ARE ALL TEXTBOOK UNEMPLOYABLE |
#criticism #deuce-solo #highish-res #mountain-background #sfw #unemployment |
||
9,208 | 6/3/2024 | thad thacks spigot: BEATING OFF INTO A SCENTED CANDLE
spigot: SORRY BUT I BE SPITTIN STRAIGHT FACT |
#beating-off #bored-pants #candle #deuce-pants-spigot #ebonics #huffy-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #somber-deuce |
||
2,688 | 3/9/2006 | thank pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A--
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
pants: IN ELECTRO-SYNTHAMAGNETIC MUSICAL SOUND
ozone: WILDLIFE SPECIALISTS CALMED LOCAL RESIDENTS SAYING THAT SUCH BEHAVIOR ON THE PART OF GORILLAS WAS RATHER UNLIKELY
pants: BEGINNING
atandt: THE GOVERNOR'S TROOPS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE AREA
atandt: WE WILL PROVIDE FURTHER INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE
pants: WE'RE SORRY THAT THE WEATHER IS NOT MORE PLEASANT BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND MUCH TO SEE AND DO HERE
hanford: (SCREECHES) OH BUENOS DIAS RIGHT HERE BELOW ME IS THE MAGIC GARDEN
atandt: AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH TODAY IS OUR DAY
atandt: THANK YOU AND WE HOPE YOU'LL BE BACK TO VISIT US AGAIN SOON
pants: THANK YOU |
atandt hanford ozone pants |
#atandt-hanford-ozone-pants #caption #dj-rapekit #gorilla #mousehole #url #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
3,317 | 12/2/2007 | thank god pants: T DEUCE THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY
deuce: T PANTS GURGLE, SPURT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
3,937 | 8/13/2009 | thank heavens spigot: T DEUCE THANK HEAVENS FOR CHUBBY MEN
deuce: GOD BLESS MY DICK |
deuce spigot |
#chubby-men #deuce-spigot #heaven #urinal-background |
|
2,073 | 6/6/2004 | thank you confused pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD
spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN SMOKE DOPE IN EVERY ROOM
spigot: T DEUCE DOPE IS MARIJUANA OR "WEED"
deuce: I AM YOUR DOG
pants: T DEUCE ALSO MARY JANE OR CRANK OR CRACK
deuce: T SPIGOT THANK YOU (CONFUSED) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dog #drugs #marijuana #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
6,968 | 4/12/2018 | thank you for pretending to give a shit |
pants spigot |
#balloon #bonequest-hi-fi #picture #skylight |
|
9,201 | 5/27/2024 | thank you for your service spigot: DEMOTED TO FIRST LIEUTENANT STABBIN
deuce: FROM THIS WE CAN DETERMINE THAT STABBIN IS A SOLDIER OR A MARINE AND NOT A SAILOR |
#camouflage-background #captain-stabbin #deuce-spigot #porn |
||
7,479 | 9/11/2019 | thanks deuce: that's an awful lot of boring shit, thanks |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boring #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #frys-electronics #shit #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,960 | 5/25/2015 | thanks for that spigot: THREE HITS TO MY SITE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OKAY THANKS FOR THAT
spigot: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ CYBERHUGZ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#hugs #internet #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #website |
|
7,319 | 4/4/2019 | thanks for the gold spigot: SUCK A DICK
spigot: thanks for the gold kind stranger |
spigot |
#filename #kitty #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
|
3,105 | 5/4/2007 | thanks to you deuce: COCKS
spigot: SOAKING WET THANKS TO YOU |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
5,420 | 11/28/2013 | thanksgiving pants: IF YOU LAID THEM END TO END I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
deuce: THE FIRE DEPARTMENT DOESN'T REALLY GET CATS OUT OF TREES BELIEVE ME
pants: PEOPLE EITHER FOR THAT MATTER
pants: THE WORST THANKSGIVING EVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #thanksgiving #woodring-field-background |
|
3,266 | 10/12/2007 | thanksgiving : An error has occured. To contur
: Press Enter to return to Windows
: Press CTRL+ALT_DEL to restart yc
: you will lose any unsaved inforn
: Error: 0D : 014F : 00007E57
: Press any
deuce: ALSO FOR GOD'S SAKE STUFF A COCK DOWN MY GULLET
spigot: HAPPY THANKSGIVING
deuce: GLURK |
deuce spigot |
#bsod #cocks #deuce-spigot #thanksgiving #urinal-background |
|
7,185 | 11/22/2018 | thanksgiving 2018 deuce: I AM ALL READY FOR HUGE FAT AMOUNTS OF DICKSUCKING TOMORROW
deuce: what do you mean turkey |
deuce |
#bait-and-switch #cocksucking #deuce-solo #deucegrin #dicks #thanksgiving #title-mismatch #turkey #urinal-background |
|
4,454 | 1/30/2011 | that beaming smile pants: MAVIS BACON TEACHES HANDJOBS
deuce: WITH THAT BEAMING SMILE
pants: WHAT A WHORE
deuce: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MS. BACON THAT WAY
deuce: I'M A QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF TWO STATES: |GAY> + |FAG> |
deuce pants |
#bra-ket-notation #deuce-pants #gay #handjob #mavis-beacon #mouse-cursor #physics #quantum-mechanics #superposition #typo #whore |
|
4,992 | 9/3/2012 | that box deuce: OKAY MAYBE FAILURE IS AN OPTION
pants: CHECKING THAT BOX |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #single-panel #yellow-background |
|
3,287 | 11/2/2007 | that buttery warm fragrance pants: NO SUCH THING AS A JERKCITY GIFT CARD ??????? THEN WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL
pants: SWEATPANTS + LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT = TRY AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
pants: HURRRRRRR CAN YOU SMELL THAT BUTTERY WARM FRAGRANCE THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF JIZZ AND, UH, CINNAMON FOR SOME REASON |
pants |
#cinnabon #fashion #led-zeppelin #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,240 | 1/16/2019 | that doesn't sell the goose pants: why can't you and I beat each other off normally
deuce: because that doesn't sell the goose |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #goose #huffy-pants #nu-urinal-background #single-panel |
|
8,109 | 6/1/2021 | that doorbell pants: WHAT ABOUT THAT DOORBELL
spigot: DING DUH |
pants spigot |
#aqua-background #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #pee #sfw #sfx #single-panel |
|
6,110 | 10/22/2015 | that far ahead spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT?????
spigot: BIG DICKS
spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?????
spigot: OOP, DID NOT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD |
spigot |
#dicks #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,740 | 5/1/2006 | that good one homosexual : Net (pictured left) first appeared in Jerkcity #150 (1999). Pants (right) first appeared in Jerkcity #2 (1998). They have been trapped here ever since.
net: AGGRESSIVE DICKS
pants: THE BEST KIND
net: PUSHING ON YOU
pants: NO REGRETS |
net pants |
#99e99 #bored-pants #caption #german #grey-background #net-pants #stage-directions #title-mismatch |
|
792 | 11/23/2000 | that green stuff pants: HOW DO YOU SPELL GUACAMOLE
deuce: I THINK YOU GOT IT
deuce: ARE YOU WRITING A SHOPPING LIST ?!?!? OR ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TIPS ON GIVING HEAD SOUTH OF THE BORDER
pants: ACCORDING TO WEBSTERS IT IS GUACAMOLE
deuce: T PANTS WHO CARES ABOUT THE SPICK WORDS (EVEN THE ONES YOU EAT)
pants: T DEUCE TRUE BUT SINCE I SUCK SPICK DICK FROM TIME TO TIME I MIGHT AS WELL LEARN THE LANGUAGE !! COCKSUCKAMOS ?????????????? (WE ALL YOU GET THE IDEA) |
deuce pants |
#conjugation #deuce-pants #guacamole #spanish #spick-dick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,571 | 11/13/2005 | that guy's basket spigot: HAND ME THE BINOCULARS SO I CAN ZOOM IN ON THAT GUY'S BASKET
spigot: HURF
spigot: BLUH |
spigot |
#boners #spigot-solo #urinal-background #voyeurism |
|
9,062 | 1/9/2024 | that happened pants: STEPHEN FRY IS ACTIVELY BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER
deuce: WITH WHAT A BROOMSTICK |
#broom #cancer #celebrity #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #lavender-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #stephen-fry |
||
78 | 12/7/1998 | that is no bunny spigot: I AM FLOPPING BOTH MY PANTS POCKETS OUT AND ASKING YOU TO KISS THE BUNNY ON THE NOSE
atandt: THAT IS NO BUNNY
atandt: THAT'S A BIG PINK ELEPAHHHAAHURRRRR I'M GEORGE OF THE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
atandt: HELP
spigot: GET THAT MAN AN ICE COLD PRICK |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bunny #george-of-the-jungle #prick #woodring-stairs-background |
|
79 | 12/8/1998 | that is... spigot: CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF GAMES?
pants: ESCAPE FROM REALITY (IE: FAT, GAY, RETARDED)
spigot: THAT IS PORNOGRAPHY |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #pants-spigot #porn #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
9,174 | 4/30/2024 | that japanese urinal photo i emailed you pants: HELP HELP MY GIANT AMERICAN PENIS WANTS TO PISS ON THE FLOOR BUT THAT WOULD BRING SHAME TO MY FAMILY |
#america #dishonor #japanese-urinal-background #pants-solo #penis #piss #shame |
||
2,838 | 8/5/2006 | that joy division song pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK (I CAN PROVE THIS)
pants: T DEUCE IS THIS YOUR BUNNY (IN YOUR BUNNY CAGE)
deuce: NO IT'S MY WANG
pants: AWESOME
deuce: PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE CAGE |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #bunny #deuce-pants #joy-division #photo-background #title-mismatch |
|
5,504 | 2/22/2014 | that kind of nonsense spigot: T PANTS YOU PROMISED DONGS AND BONGS AND BURGERS, INSTEAD I HAVE BEEN HELPING YOU PULL WEEDS FOR FORTY FIVE MINUTES
pants: I EXPECT THAT KIND OF NONSENSE FROM THE CHING-CHONGS AND THE HOO-BOOS AND THE HURRR-DUHS
pants: HEY GUYS I'VE ASKED YOU ALREADY TO PLEASE REFER TO ME AS "MANGALORD" IN BOTH E-MAIL CORRESPONDENCE AND IN MEATSPACE |
pants spigot |
#anime #bong #burgers #chinese #funloving-nonsense #manga #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #slavery #weeds #woodring-den-background |
|
7,172 | 11/9/2018 | that makes me uncomfortable pants: AbstractQueueable looks like AbstractQueerable and that makes me uncomfortable
deuce: all over an AbstractSquirtable |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #high-res #java #object-oriented-programming #programming #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
507 | 2/15/2000 | that mallet pants: WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH THAT MALLET
deuce: NO REASON
pants: BUT
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deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mallet #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #violence #woodring-room-background |
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3,871 | 6/8/2009 | that one letter deuce: I LIKE DICK
deuce: ALSO: I *LICK* DICK
spigot: THAT ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, AND YET NO DIFFERENCE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #spelling #urinal-background |
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4,076 | 1/8/2010 | that one there pants: THAT ONE THERE
pants: GET HIM
pants: HE'S SLIPPERY
pants: CAN'T HANG ON
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: OFER
pants: ROM CHECK OK
pants: GAME OVER |
pants |
#arcade-games #holy-god #huffy-pants #nom #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,394 | 2/17/2008 | that other guy pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM
pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM |
deuce pants spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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1,602 | 2/18/2003 | that other one too deuce: A SHOE TO THE NUTS IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH
dick: A PENNY SAVED IS ONE LESS DICK I'VE GOT TO SUCK THIS WEEK
pants: 10% OFF BORDERS, STARBUCKS, WHITE CASTLE, THAT ADULT BOOKSTORE THAT SMELLS LIKE SEMEN, THAT OTHER ONE TOO
pants: HALGHULAHGLUAG BLBLBLBLB BEATING OFF TO WOMEN'S PRISON DOCUMENTARIES NARRATED BY BILL KURTIS BAGHALG GHLAUBGLAHBG |
deuce dick pants |
#aphorisms #bill-kurtis #cocksucking-noises #deuce-dick-pants #honk #mousehole #starbucks #woodring-room-background |
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4,221 | 6/8/2010 | that poor girl deuce: "AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA," COMMENTED TERI WEIGEL
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU CUT THAT POOR GIRL A CHECK
deuce: SHE WON'T FUCKING LEAVE
deuce: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" IN THE BACKGROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,196 | 12/3/2018 | that sagging air mattress pants: all men are pervs
deuce: that's untrue and to prove it I'm going to rub my dick in your face
spigot: lol at that sagging air mattress
pants: cross-referencing and sorting all the times i groped on things, got groped on |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #groping #men #spigot-points #white-background |
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6,696 | 7/8/2017 | that settles it spigot: GOD SAID IT / I SUCKED ON IT / THAT SETTLES IT |
spigot |
#empty-auditorium-background #god #singing #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,279 | 4/23/2016 | that side of the mall spigot: GOTTA SAY I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THOSE GAY THEMES
pants: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CLICK THROUGH
spigot: MAYBE "THAT SIDE OF THE MALL" SHOULD STAY CLOSED |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face |
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1,859 | 11/5/2003 | that someone is everyone spigot: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING AWARDS?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: WORKING LATE INTO THE NIGHT AND TILL NOON THE NEXT DAY DRAWING DICKS AND DONGS AND I GET NOTHING
spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND THAT SOMEONE IS EVERYONE |
spigot |
#art #bonequest-hd #dicks #dongs #spigot-solo |
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862 | 2/3/2001 | that sort of language deuce: MOTHERFUCKER
spigot: THAT IS NOT THE SORT OF LANGUAGE I EXPECT FROM A WEB DEVELOPER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #employment #woodring-field-background |
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3,415 | 3/9/2008 | that sour-grapes look spigot: ALSO YOU'VE BARELY EVEN LOOKED AT MY BALLS
spigot: EITHER ONE
spigot: WIPE THAT SOUR-GRAPES LOOK OFF YOUR FACE AND GET SMOOSHY |
pants |
#balls #mountain-background #smoosh #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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3,570 | 8/11/2008 | that thing (it is happening again) uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE THAT THING
uncredited green dinosaur: THAT THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN
uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE I'M SERIOUS
uncredited yellow dinosaur: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS fucking faggots
uncredited green dinosaur: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
uncredited orange dinosaur: HGLHLAHLAG
uncredited orange dinosaur: SHUT UP
uncredited green dinosaur: NO I'M SERIOUS
uncredited orange dinosaur: I'M TRYING TO JERK
uncredited orange dinosaur: splork splut jizzy |
deuce pants |
#dinosaur-comics #dinosaurs #jerking #lowercase #non-comic-chat-comic #qwantz #special-guest |
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7,386 | 6/10/2019 | that third burrito spigot: ate a burrito, then a second burrito
spigot: it feels like two prestologs in my tummy
spigot: no sympathy ???
spigot: fine, doing poos on your laptop and waffle-ironing it shut
spigot: really eyeballing that third burrito |
spigot |
#burrito #fatness #food #indigestion #log #mountain-background #poo #spigot-solo |
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8,942 | 9/11/2023 | that time in the toilet pants: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT TIME IN THE TOILET
deuce: WHICH TIME (CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC) |
#deuce-pants #single-panel #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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2,121 | 7/24/2004 | that was hanford: BHLEUBH$LBH(%*)
hanford: I SAY AGAIN @$ISFMN$
hanford: HOO
spigot: THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE |
hanford spigot |
#coffee #hanford-spigot #sfw #white-background |
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4,420 | 12/27/2010 | that whirring noise spigot: I'M "CLAMPED" BETWEEN YOUR "ASS AND LEGS"
deuce: WHIRR |
deuce spigot |
#ass-and-legs #clamping #deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,140 | 2/9/2013 | that will also suffice deuce: T PANTS IF I FEED YOU PUPPY CHOW WILL YOU GROW UP TO BE A STRONG BOY
pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE A FAT BLOB
deuce: T PANTS THAT WILL ALSO SUFFICE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,234 | 9/10/2007 | that wonderful wonderful dream pants: CAN'T YOU JUST BE A PENGUIN I CAN RUN UP TO AND FUCK (WITHOUT FLYING AWAY)
pants: WHERE I GREW UP THE PENGUINS WOULDN'T SQUAWK OR BITE THEY FUCKING LOVE IT AND FORM A SINGLE-FILE LINE
deuce: THAT WAS A DREAM
pants: HOLD STILL ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fun-with-wildlife #hold-still #huffy-pants #penguin #woodring-room-background |
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4,576 | 6/21/2011 | that would be cool spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE
deuce: ME TOO
deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS
spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS
spigot: LOVE
deuce: GLUG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #nuggh #viscera #white-background |
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7,795 | 7/22/2020 | that would be cool i guess spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE
deuce: ME TOO
spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS
deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS
spigot: LOVE
deuce: GLUG |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #glug #love #somber-deuce #teal-background #vampire #viscera |
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5,835 | 1/20/2015 | that would be wrong spigot: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, BUT I'M HERE
pants: S-SHOULD I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF OR
pants: NO THAT WOULD BE WRONG |
pants spigot |
#mountain-background #nothing-to-say #pants-spigot #shirt #shrug-panel #that-would-be-wrong #underpants #weird-pants-face |
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4,067 | 12/30/2009 | that would explain the fatness deuce: SURE IS QUIET NOW THAT PANTS GOT PREGNANT |
deuce |
#fatness #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,340 | 6/23/2016 | that you have diabetes deuce: THAT YOU HAVE DIABETES IS FUCKING FUNNY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diabetes #typo #woodring-field-background |
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4,461 | 2/7/2011 | that's a can do deuce: EAT SHIT FUCKFACE
pants: T DEUCE LANGUAGE |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deuce-pants #fuckface #html #nbsp #urinal-background #watch-the-profanity |
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6,925 | 2/28/2018 | that's about it pants: BIG DICKS
deuce: TELL ME MORE
pants: THAT'S ABOUT IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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5,163 | 3/5/2013 | that's all there is to it spigot: SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO JERK OFF TO CHUBBY MEN AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT
spigot: I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #chubby-men #jerking #jerking-off #spigot-solo |
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8,431 | 4/18/2022 | that's all you can hear spigot: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LICK DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: :SATELLITE: :SATELLITE_ANTENNA: ACTUALLY I'M RECEIVING REPORTS THAT'S ALL YOU CAN HEAR
spigot: THE BACKGROUND RADIATION IS 100% DICKLICKING SOUNDS |
#black-background #dicklicking #emoji #science #space #spigot-solo |
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108 | 1/24/1999 | that's amore spigot: WHEN YOUR MOUTH / CHOKES ON DICK / LIKE A BIG FUCKING PRICK
spigot: THAT'S AMORE
spigot: WHEN YOUR DONG'S / GETTING LONG / AND IT'S STUCK IN THE BONG
spigot: THAT'S AMORE
spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER |
spigot |
#amore #bonequest-hi-fi #bong #dean-martin #dong #singing #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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5,591 | 5/21/2014 | that's fair spigot: OH I UNDERSTAND
spigot: FOR EVERY ONE THAT GOES IN MY MOUTH
spigot: I GET TWO POKED UP MY BIG FAT ASS
spigot: THAT'S FAIR |
spigot |
#font #minecraft #minecraft-background #mouth #spigot-solo |
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8,414 | 4/1/2022 | that's just spigot: DISNEY TO REMOVE COSBY STATUE
spigot: WELL THAT'S JUST |
#alcohol #cosby #disney #sfw #spigot-solo #tragedy #wine #woodring-field-background |
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4,361 | 10/26/2010 | that's my head deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM THAT'S MY HEAD WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HELP ME
spigot: EAST BAY SPURTS / NORTH VALLEY SQUIRTS |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #cricket #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #san-francisco |