pants: QUIET I THINK THERE'S A BEAR OUTSIDE OF OUR TENT deuce: THAT'S NO BEAR

pants: COCKS pants: THAT'S NOT HEALTHY deuce: WE'RE NOTHING IF NOT deuce: OKAY I CAN'T COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD TO END THAT SO I'LL JUST CHOOSE "STUPID"

pants: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE deuce: THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY

deuce: BEATING OFF FEELS GOOD spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE

deuce: I HAVE ONE RULE WHEN IT COMES TO CHICKS deuce: THAT THEY DON'T HAVE ROLLS pants: OR ASSES deuce: AND THAT THEY AREN'T WHITE pants: WAIT deuce: OKAY THAT'S TWO RULES deuce: YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CONCENTRATION

pants: A LITTLE POO ON THE FLOOR spigot: I GET BY spigot: WITH A LITTLE POO spigot: ON THE FLOOR pants: THE B-SIDE IS "SHIT (THAT'S WHAT I WANT)" deuce: JERKING A LOT HERE

atandt: I CAN SURE SUCK SOME DICK: AT LEAST THAT WHAT IS SAYS IN STALL 4 pants: I WROTE THAT pants: IS THIS VI pants: :WQ deuce: FAG

deuce: :AVOCADO: deuce: PUT YOUR WIENER IN ME pants: REMOVE THE PIT FIRST deuce: NOPE deuce: THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCK deuce: (FRICTION) pants: IT'S GONNA GET SLOPPY deuce: THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT

pants: I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS spigot: THAT'S WHAT ***SHE*** SAID deuce: LICK MY DICK spigot: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID spigot: THAT'S WHAT ***SHE***SAID deuce: ALL RIGHT STOP spigot: THAT'S WHAT *******SHE******* SAID!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! deuce: ENOUGH spigot: !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! spigot: !!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !! spigot: !! spigot: HURRRRRRRNNNGGGG spigot: !

deuce: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EXERCISING YOU DECADENT WESTERNERS

spigot: EXCUSE ME MA'AM spigot: YOU BETTER NOT BE DODGING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DODGING spigot: (SIGH) THAT'S WHY WE PUT UP ALL THE SIGNS spigot: WELL YOU'D BETTER START PAYING ATTENTION IF YOU WANT TO BE 19 AND ABUSED

deuce: LONG, UNWASHED HAIR, HUGE LAPELS, AND UNBUTTONED SHIRTS pants: CHEST HAIR ANDFLOPPY DUMB DONGS pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES pants: THIS IS CNN

spigot: I USE GENTOO AND I AM TRANS

spigot: ARE WE OLD ENOUGH TO CONCEAL-CARRY GRABBERS spigot: IF YOU BUY A TALL DRAFTING STOOL, GET A GRABBER SO YOU DON'T THROW YOUR BACK OUT GETTING ON AND OFF THE 25-CENT SAFEWAY WIGGLE HORSE spigot: THE EXTRA HEIGHT MEANS THINGS ACCUMULATE MORE GRAVITY (GRAVITY PARTICLES) AND WHACK THE GROUND LOUDER

spigot: fuckin' fuck yes spigot: super pleased over here spigot: turning vacation responder on

deuce: I'M TRYING TO CRAFT HUMOR HERE deuce: WHERE DOES THE DONG GO IN THE 3X3 GRID pants: WELL IT DOES START WITH A D SO UPPER RIGHT deuce: UPPER LEFT OR UPPER RIGHT pants: AAAAAAAAAAND pants: IF YOU POKE / AND CHOKE IT pants: THEN I WILL / RUN AWAY deuce: I'LL TAKE THE CENTER TO BLOCK

deuce: I HAD THE 6 AM SHITSQUIRTS pants: NOTHING LIKE SITTING ON THE TOILET, HALF-AWAKE

pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~[20~

spigot: OOF spigot: OW spigot: BONK

pants: hey uh pants: i think my junk is stuck pants: could you go to the other end of this hollow log and see what's what in there deuce: I see the abyss pants: well the abyss is staring back at you (bored voice)

pants: ACCUSED OF BEATING OFF IN VALLEJO WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY BEATING OFF IN WALNUT CREEK spigot: :NOTES: UP :NOTES: :NOTES: TOWN :NOTES: :NOTES: FARTS :NOTES: spigot: :NOTES: I PUT MY :NOTES: :NOTES: PENIS IN YOUR :NOTES: :NOTES: MEYER LEMON TARTS :NOTES:

pants: LET'S ALL PAUSE TO TAKE A SHIT ON THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS pants: SHITTING ON THE ALAMO, THE STATE BIRD, THE SEQUEL TO INDEPENDENCE DAY (IN THEATERS NOW) deuce: INDEPENDENCE DAY: SOME GUY SHIT ALL OVER US pants: IT WAS MOSTLY SOLID AND SMELLED AWFUL deuce: TAGLINE: THE END WAS KIND OF LIQUIDY THOUGH

pants: which should i buy, a 2016 toyota shitbox or a 2010 ford fagface deuce: a 2018 Kia Sorrento

deuce: I LIKE POO PEOPLE deuce: THAT'S POO, PEOPLE NOT PEOPLE MADE OF POO

pants: (turning the monster manual sideways to see the centerfold)

spigot: EXHALING TO LET OUT THE ANGER AND HATE spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: INHALING TO MAKE ROOM FOR BONERS spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

deuce: HGALUHUGLAHGAG pants: T DEUCE I HEAR THAT pants: CAN YOU LOVE ME deuce: IT'S "MAY YOU LOVE ME" AND THE ANSWER IS "PAIN" pants: MOST EXCELLENT

pants: THE TOILET IS `CLOGGED` pants: PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE

deuce: STOP MURDERING AMBASSADORS pants: NEVER

spigot: CUT spigot: YOUR HEART'S NOT IN THIS SCENE IS IT spigot: WE NEED TO SEE THE JIZZ IN LONG DRIPPY STRINGS FROM THE DICK TO YOUR FACE spigot: SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THOSE SCENES ALL OVER AGAIN spigot: I DON'T MAKE THE RULES spigot: THIS TIME WITH FEELING spigot: YOU'RE EXHIBITING A BIT OF AN ATTITUDE THERE spigot: YOU'RE HERE TO JIZZ UP YOUR FACE FOR THE CAMERA, NOT BE A JUNIOR DIRECTOR

spigot: THE ASHAMED LOWERCASE Y spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK DICK?!?!!?!?!? spigot: y

pants: NEVER PUT WET CUPS ON MACHINE !!! TOP OF MACHINE SERVES AS CUP WARMER !!! I AM CROSS WITH YOU SAID PANTS TO MR COFFEE AS HE BEGAN TO FUCK AND SUCK HIM deuce: NOW THAT BLOGSHARES IS GONE I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SUICIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY pants: OW OW OW I APPRECIATE THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO AVOID PLASTIC IN FAVOR OF METAL BUT STILL OW OW OW deuce: I STILL FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION pants: OW OW

deuce: sorry but we're going to have to put you in the butthole dungeon pants: you can just say the b.d. and i know what you're talking about deuce: no talking in the b.d.

pants: IS THAT A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME deuce: :BAGUETTE_BREAD:

spigot: I'M BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BALLS ATE MY BALLS PAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: THE BALLS PAGE spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO MY BALLS spigot: HERE'S OTHER BALLS I THINK ARE COOL spigot: YOU CAN MAIL MY BALLS spigot: HERE ARE MY BALLS AGAIN IN FRAME FORMAT spigot: THESE BALLS ARE A TRANSPARENT GIF89A spigot: THESE BALLS ARE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!!! spigot: PLEASE EXCUSE THE NUTS!!!!!!

pants: THE BANK DICK spigot: DID THAT WORD MEAN SOMETHING ELSE BACK TH spigot: IT DIDN'T pants: OUR GAY STONED FOREFATHERS

spigot: SIR YOU ARE PUNCHING MY TEEF OU ANG I HAVENG EVEN SHOWG YOU THE BARGAINS

spigot: WHEN THE BEATLES SING "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND" spigot: ARE WE ABSOLUTELY 100% SURE THEY'RE NOT SINGING "I WANT TO LICK NINE DICKS" spigot: BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE SLIGHTLY MORE SENSE

deuce: I JUST PLAYED IT SAFE BY BEATING OFF BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER deuce: THAT WAY THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ANGERING THE BEATOFF GODS

bung: T DEUCE HONESTLY DO WOMEN GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS deuce: T BUNG I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN

deuce: SO WE'RE AGREED THEN deuce: WE STRIKE AT DAWN dick: HOW ABOUT MAYBE 7:30, 7:45? THAT WAY I CAN HAVE SOME COFFEE & TAKE A DUMP (KNOCK ON WOOD) deuce: FINE, LET'S JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF

pants: YES SIR IT'S THE BEST MACHINE I'VE EVER HAD MY MEMBER INSIDE spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU

deuce: THE BEST PART OF A FILET-O-FISH IS THE O

pants: TO ME, THE BEST THING ABOUT MARIJUANA IS THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST "GOOD ENOUGH" pants: THERE WE GO AND IT'S OUT THE DOOR AND I'M BACK ON THE COUCH WITH THE BONG WHERE I BELONG

pants: SO UH pants: WHERE DO I END AND YOU BEGIN pants: THIS TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US

spigot: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THE STATE OF BONERS AND JIZZ IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW WOULD MOST LIKELY BE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT spigot: I'LL FILE A BUG deuce: IN THE QUALITY ASSURANCE INDUSTRY WE LIKE TO CALL THEM "PROBLEM REPORTS" OR "DEFECT REPORTS" pants: I CALL IT "DONALD DUCK ORANGE JUICE" spigot: CHANGING THE RESOLUTION TO FAT

pants: the best way to survive a street fight?????? gay dad weed spigot: folks a friend in need is a gay dad weed

pants: MOOF!!!!!!!!! I’M CLARIS THE BI-CURIOUS DOGCOW AND I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR GENTIALS deuce: THEY'RE SOFT AND SAGGY AND THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE SANDPAPER WHEN I W-- WAIT A MINUTE DOGCOWS AREN'T REAL YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR :: RUNS AWAY

spigot: CHUBBY TOP SEEKS PISS PAL FOR SCRUBBING pants: YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE BIG BIG CITY FOR TOO LONG spigot: T PANTS OR NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: MAKING THE BIG MOUTH NOISE deuce: WHAT'S THE BIG MOUTH NOISE pants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pants: BEAT ME OFF AT THE HENRY MILLER MEMORIAL LIBRARY

net: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE THE BIONIC MAN NOISE WHILE YOU SHIT deuce: T NET NO BUT I TURN INTO A HOT CHICK LIKE THE BIONIC WOMAN net: T DEUCE THE BIONIC WOMAN WAS HOT EVEN WHILE OFF-DUTY

pants: T SPIGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND spigot: I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING REPRESENTED IN REAL LIFE OR IN CYBER-SPACE

pants: * deuce: THE BLACK DOT FROM ADVENTURE CAN NOT HELP YOU NOW

dick: tectonic plates are a bunch of pussies pants: crisp clean refreshing gayballs dick: the blacker the better

deuce: piss sticks are like fish sticks but different spigot: i would say they are both frozen deuce: right deuce: but one tastes fishy and the other tastes pissy spigot: i won't play the blame game

spigot: BEAT-OFF MODE

pants: THE BONER CRISIS: DAY EIGHT pants: LET'S ALL LICK EIGHT DICKS spigot: ARGGGGG !!! I HAVBE THESE PIECES OF EIGHT !!? spigot: OR I THOUGHT I DID spigot: HOLD spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: HURMPH CLATTER CLANK BONK URF SMASH CRASH SON OF A spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: OH RIGHT spigot: THE PIECES OF EIGHT spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP

spigot: YOU TALKED ME INTO A BONG / HIT spigot: AND NOW / I HAVE / TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRPTH spigot: HI / HO / THE DAIRY-O spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTH spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE

spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK EH FUCK IT

pants: REPEATING MYSELF: DO I **HAVE** TO TAKE A CRAP IN THIS BOX spigot: WHAT IF THERE WERE A BIGGER BOX AND WITHOUT ME BEING BLINDFOLDED deuce: YOU WILL STAY THERE WHILE I RAIN PISS ON YOU pants: I TELL YOU SOON YOU WILL HAVE A BOX WITH SOME POO IN IT spigot: LGHBLHGLHBLHGLHB I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BLLBLBLBLBPTH deuce: MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY pants: WE ARE CLOWNING AROUND

spigot: REMEMBER TO GET OUT AND VOTE pants: WOULD SIR LIKE ICE IN HIS PELLEGRINO spigot: UM, UNLESS THE ICE IS CARBONATED THE ANSWER IS NO pants: THE BREAD GUY RESPECTFULLY REQUESTS THAT HE MAY BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE HIS SHIRT ON

spigot: IS A TRANS LIKE A TRAIN OR A TRAM OR COUNTRY TRANSIT pants: THE BUS ONE

pants: MOSTLY CRABS atandt: T PANTS TRANSLATION: JERK ME SILLY atandt: T DEUCE ALTERNATE TRANSLATION: WHERE IS THE BUS TO YOUR FACE?

pants: FIRST OFF, THE BUSHES ARE A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE deuce: YOU'RE DISTRACTING MY MASTURBATION HERE pants: OH pants: SORRY pants: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE JERKING THERE deuce: WILL DO pants: AHEM pants: SIR pants: TAP TAP TAP

deuce: MARRY ME pants: WELL I WOULD LIKE TO BUT I AM UNDER THE WEATHER deuce: ARE YOU NOW pants: NO pants: I LIED TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE

pants: AHGLAHGLUHALGAG spigot: WOOOHOOO HEY PEOPLE SPACE NUTS IS ON spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP AND BE QUIET deuce: GAHULGHALGAG : SPACE NUTS : "Sparky" : Captain : Private Jim

pants: THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN ON THE SHIP

pants: FANNNNNYPAAAAACK deuce: ARE YOU A GH-GH-GHOST pants: I AM pants: BOO deuce: EEK A GHOST

pants: I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY COWBOYS AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING spigot: I'LL HAVE FAG FRIES WITH RAM RANCH pants: ANY SAUCE WITH THAT deuce: HE JUST SAID RAM RANCH YOU IMPERTINENT WAITER pants: SACRE BLEU

deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES "ESTRANGED" MEAN deuce: T PANTS DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH GETTING MORE KILBASA IN MY MOUTH pants: T DEUCE I AM WRITING THE CAST OF NASH BRIDGES TO SEE IF THEY WILL INVESTIGATE

deuce: LET'S LICK DICK pants: PUT ON THE SOUNDTRACK TO TRAINSPOTTING deuce: COCKS pants: ALRIGHTY deuce: JERKING ME HEADWISE pants: FUMBLING WITH THE CDS AND THE BOOMBOX AND YOUR JEANS

spigot: CHAIR RECOGNIZES THE GENTLEMAN ABOUT TO BUST A NUT

pants: I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST deuce: YOU THINK SO HUH

atandt: CHARLIE ROSE TOUCHED MY BOTTOM

deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM pants: ARE YOU MILKING ME??? I AM NOT OF THE BOVINE VARIETY!!! I WANT A LAWYER

spigot: THE CHILDREN spigot: OUR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE spigot: HURRRRRRR LITERALLY TOO FAT TO PUSH AND PUNCH THE JOYPAD

spigot: DROWN PANTS, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, EVERYONE IS RETARDED spigot: DROWN PANTS AND DEUCE, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, JERKCITY NEVER INVENTED spigot: I PRAY YOU NEVER HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICES I DID THAT DAY

pants: YES I THINK SO pants: YOU'RE CHOKING ME SOMEHOW pants: I LIKE THE CHOKE

pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN spigot: BALLS pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4

spigot: HERE'S THE CHURCH AND HERE'S THE STEEPLE AND HERE'S MY CATS EATING A POUND OF FIDDLE FADDLE

spigot: HELP ME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ABOUT MY FAT QUEERNESS deuce: I CAN'T deuce: I'M STUCK IN THE CLOSET PRETTY SOLIDLY MYSELF deuce: HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA deuce: MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER OUT OF THE CLOSET deuce: TOGETHER spigot: I'D LIKE TO MAKE OUR ENGAGEMENT PUBLIC AT THE END OUR TOILET SEX deuce: WELL I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS BUT OKEE DOKE

pants: FEEDING BANANAS TO MY DICK spigot: STOP MAKING FUN OF THE CLOUD spigot: MY DICK PICS SHOW UP ON ALL HER DEVICES

deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M FUNNY LIKE THE CLOWN IS FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY spigot: THE GAY CLOWN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW DURING YOUR JOB INTERVIEW HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "HIRE THIS GUY"

pants: CRAMMING SMALL METAL OBJECTS INTO MY ASS, WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE CLUNK pants: >>>THE CLUNK<<<

pants: THE COCKMOBILE WILL COME TO MY TOWN SOME DAY spigot: DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP pants: THEN I CAN SUCK DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS spigot: RUN pants: AND LOCAL COCKS THAT I KNOW AND LOVE spigot: HUBLUBHLBUHLBULHBLHB WHY DIDN'T I STAY IN SCHOOL

spigot: LGHBLHGLHB pants: GLHBLHGLBHLGH spigot: GLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGLHB pants: GHLBHGLHLBHLGHLHB spigot: WAIT WAIT pants: GHBLHGLHBLHGLBLBLH spigot: I SAID WAIT HANG ON pants: WHAT?????? spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHLG pants: OH MY GOD NO FAIR spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: GLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHGLHB

spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE: HI DEUCE spigot: QUESTION, IF I spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN HONKING AND PUSHING

deuce: DOES ANYBODY WORSHIP THE COMMISH LIKE I DO ??!?!? pants: I PREFER CAKE, PIE net: T DEUCE HE'S A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES AND DOESN'T PLAY BY THE RULES pants: ALSO ICE CREAM net: ALSO I WOULD DESCRIBE HIM AS "A BIG LUG (BUT LOVABLE)" pants: I MENTIONED CAKE ABOVE (PREVIOUSLY) pants: ALSO HOSTESS PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS RELATED TO THE HOSTESS LINE

deuce: I'm not sure why we should be so scared about the coefficient of variation??? {{{ STATISTICS JOKE }}} pants: i do not care for the company of deviants deuce: WELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN STRANGE FRIENDS THEN

spigot: WEAVE ME A HEARTSCAPE deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT

atandt: I GOT NOTHING

pants: MMMMM HUGGING AND PETTING AND PULLING YOUR SKIN BACK TO REVEAL WHAT GUNK IS ON THE SIDES OF YOUR EYEBALLS pants: MMMM PINK STUFF GETTING MY TONGUE IN THERE deuce: ARE YOU GIVING ME A VET EXAM pants: YOUR SECRET FAG CHAT ROOM

pants: SLOWLY SUCKING THE COCK EVEN THOUGH I CAN CLEARLY MAKE OUT AIDS BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING deuce: DUDE THOSE ARE ANTS -- I FELL ASLEEP NEAR AN ANTHILL deuce: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY pants: THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH: MOOSHED UP ANTS, PRE-COME, SPITTLE

pants: CONDOM WRAPPERS, EMPTY BEER CANS, CIGARETTE BUTTS, A WILD BUNNY EATING BIRDSEED

pants: SUDDENLY, BONGS COULD BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG deuce: BONG BONG deuce: BONG BONG BONG BONG deuce: (GETTING LOUDER AS IT GETS CLOSER YOU SEE) pants: THANKS DOCTOR DOPPLER deuce: T PANTS THIS IS ABOUT INTENSITY NOT FREQUENCY SO FUCK OFF MR. WIZARD

atandt: THE CORRECTION IS NOTED BUT YOUR ATTITUDE IS A TAD HARSH