No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,261 | 10/31/2021 | watching pants: I SHIT THINGS
net: OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE
deuce: I AM WATCHING |
deuce net pants |
#brown-background #deuce-net-pants #scrubs #shit #single-panel #voyeurism |
|
973 | 5/26/2001 | watching the mtv together deuce: ANOTHER BIG FAT RAPPER WEARING REALLY BRIGHT CLOTHES TO EMPHASIZE HOW FUCKING FAT HE REALLY IS
spigot: ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD
deuce: I'LL THROW MY BALLS INTO THE MIX ALSO
spigot: AND THIS GUN AND THEREFORE YOUR ATM CARD SIR (POINTING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,166 | 7/28/2021 | water drinking incident deuce: MY CAT IS CURRENTLY DRINKING WATER HOW COPY
deuce: HE GOT SPOOKED AND LEFT,HOW DO YOU READ
effigy: 5 BY 5 KNIGHT RIDER ONE
deuce: WILL KEEP YOU UP TODATE KNIGHT RIDER ACTUAL
effigy: NOT NECESSARYCOMMANDER,ENJOY YOURSELFOUT THERE. |
deuce effigy |
#bi #callsign #cat #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #ham-radio #knight-rider #radio #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,698 | 10/30/2011 | water me pants: HEY I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D WATER ME SOMETIMES
pants: ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ME IN A SPACE WHERE I'LL GET SOME SUNLIGHT
pants: AND ANOTHER THING [CONTINUES TO COMPLAIN]
deuce: YES IT WOULD |
deuce pants |
#complaining #deuce-pants #dong #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #photosynthesis #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
3,562 | 8/3/2008 | water once but never again spigot: T PANTS YOUR FROG IS SITTING ON ME AND WON'T GET UP AND KEEPS GOING TO THE BATHROOM
pants: WATER ONCE
pants: BUT
pants: NEVER AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#frog #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-shrug #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,336 | 3/22/2005 | water safety with jizzy mcpissface spigot: HERE COMES JIZZY MCPISSFACE WITH HIS BEACH TOYS
spigot: HEY GANG JIZZY MCPISSFACE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WATER SAFETY
spigot: SUPPOSE SOMEONE DUMPS A BUCKET OF SAND UPSIDEDOWN ON YOUR HEAD WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD GO
spigot: THEN A HUGE BLACK DICK CHOKES YOU UP GOOD AND BLUE
spigot: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP
spigot: I'M GOING TO CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS
spigot: THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY |
spigot |
#bbc #gay #jizz #mountain-background #piss #rape #sand #spigot-solo #water-safety |
|
4,398 | 12/3/2010 | water them nightly pants: MOVE ALONG NOW
pants: THESE TWINKIES ARE SAFE WITH ME
deuce: T PANTS PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM AND WATER THEM NIGHTLY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #hostess #huffy-pants #sfw #twinkies #woodring-room-background |
|
1,809 | 9/16/2003 | water world deuce: I'M ON A COLONIZATION SHIP THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO COLONIZE A WATER WORLD WITH VERY MEAN OCTOPUS-LIKE ALIENS THAT DON'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY BUT HAVE THE ABILITY TO KILL THEIR PREY VIA SOUND BLASTS AND THAT UPSETS ME A GREAT DEAL
spigot: TRY REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #deuce-pants #macintosh #player-mismatch #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,313 | 11/28/2007 | waterfowl pants: PERSONAL DOWNTIME
spigot: HOW / MANY / DICKS
pants: A GALLON I RECKON
deuce: AIM IT THATAWAY
spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING / MUST I LICK
pants: CHASING WATERFOWL THROUGH THE PARK
pants: HONNNNNK
deuce: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFOWL |
deuce pants spigot |
#bob-dylan #deuce-pants-spigot #honk #singing #tlc #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
1,454 | 9/22/2002 | wave of the future ozone: ~
deuce: I AGREE
ozone: YEAH I USED TO THINK [ WAS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE
ozone: BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S ~ |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #sfw #tilde #woodring-field-background |
|
1,650 | 4/7/2003 | waw wah waw spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE CURB AND LOOK AT MY SHOES UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN
spigot: IT'S HARD TO SUCK DICK WHEN THE PIANO VERSION OF "LINUS & LUCY" IS GETTING PIPED IN THROUGH THE SPEAKERS
spigot: WAW WAH WAW WAHHHHHH WAH WAW WAW WAWWWW WWWW WWWWW WWWW WWWWWW WWWWW |
spigot |
#beatles #bonequest-hd #peanuts #shoegazing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
588 | 5/6/2000 | waxing gay deuce: IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT'S ALREADY 1997
deuce: TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,112 | 5/11/2007 | way ahead of you pants: LICK A FATTY FOR ME
spigot: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UNDERNEATH YOU) |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #fat #pants-spigot #single-panel #white-background |
|
3,687 | 12/6/2008 | way overdue spigot: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT |
spigot |
#black-background #spigot-solo #spurt |
|
2,879 | 9/15/2006 | way overdue for a spurt net: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT
deuce: GLHGAHLGAHLAGHLGAHLGA
net: THEY ARE COVERED WITH IT
deuce: ALL OVER YOU LIKE [REDACTED] ON [REDACTED]
net: ALSO MADE OF SOME MANNER OF GROSS/GAY ALLOY
deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGA |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #redacted-text #spurt |
|
9,096 | 2/12/2024 | way past pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN |
#bi-curious #bisexual #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,009 | 4/3/2004 | way to fucking suck it spigot: C TO THE O TO THE OTHER C TO THE K TO THE S TO MY FACE
pants: WAY TO SUCK IT
spigot: LAUGH YOU DONGS |
pants spigot |
#cocks #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
1,611 | 2/27/2003 | way way back in the last one spigot: COME ON EVERYONE I JUST SAW A UFO IN THE TOILET
spigot: THIS WAY FOLLOW ME COME ON
spigot: RIGHT IN HERE IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK
spigot: BACK IN THERE
spigot: WAY WAY BACK IN THE LAST ONE
spigot: OKAY I'LL LOCK THE DOOR SO IT CAN'T FLY AWAY
spigot: AND I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHT SO WE CAN SEE IT FLASHING
spigot: AND I'LL START GROPING AROUND IN YOUR PANTS
spigot: WHOOPS *OW* OW OW
spigot: OKAY WE CAN DO THIS LATER
spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE |
spigot |
#dont-tell-anyone #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-antics #ufo #woodring-den-background |
|
4,482 | 3/3/2011 | we all fall down pants: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT DEUCE WITH US
deuce: PERFECT SINE WAVE TONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series #sfw #white-background |
|
6,143 | 11/26/2015 | we all need new codenames blahglabglha pants: WHY MUST WE ALWAYS
pants: WITH THE
pants: AND SO IT GOES |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #sfw #thanksgiving #urinal-background #vonnegut |
|
4,691 | 10/22/2011 | we all suspected pants: I SUCK COCK UNDER BRIDGES: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#cocksucking #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,804 | 4/2/2009 | we are all dizzy spigot: BBLBBLBBLBBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT
spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH
spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE JERKCITY |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dizzy #drugs #marijuana #smoosh #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,234 | 12/10/2004 | we are all totally compiling gay.c spigot: COMPILING: GAY.C
spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY WANG
spigot: NOW I'LL COVER IT WITH THIS SILK HANDKERCHIEF
spigot: HOLY
spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM GAY |
spigot |
#c #compiling #gay #magic #onomatopoeia #pounding #programming #spigot-solo #wang #woodring-room-background |
|
5,933 | 4/28/2015 | we are become anal pants: ARE WE BECOME ANAL
deuce: I AM BECOME ANAL, DESTROYER OF WORLDS |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
7,281 | 2/25/2019 | we are typing things deuce: someone pulled out all the stops
pants: did stops get pulled out
pants: that is horrible
pants: maybe we put the stops back in??????? what if they were holding something back
deuce: we are typing things |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #mountain-background #sfw #stops #unintended-consequences |
|
6,316 | 5/30/2016 | we ask that you please leave pants: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY
pants: AHHHH ANOTHER WONDERFUL MONDAY IN JERKCITY
spigot: WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE LEAVE
pants: I AM SO SORRY |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
8,602 | 10/6/2022 | we can rebuild him pants: YUMMY YUMMY HAKGHAO87TI P-HJNPK;,,,,,,
deuce: DON'T EAT THAT
deuce: AN ELECTRICAL DISCHARGE, A FAINT WHIFF OF OZONE, AND PANTS IS DEAD
deuce: WE WILL REBUILD HIM, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
deuce: HERE ARE FIVE DICKS AND A PACEMAKER LET'S GO PEOPLE GO GO GO
deuce: WEHIFHKHKL SHILBBHLHLBGH (THE SOUND OF WORK BEING DONE)
deuce: HIS HEART IS BEATING AGAIN
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH WE HAVE NOT STAVED OFF HIS CRAVING FOR DICKS
deuce: THIS IS EXPERIMENT IS A FAILURE
pants: FEED ME HOT DOGS |
#death #deuce-pants #hot-dogs #mountain-background #satire #science #sfx #surgery #the-six-million-dollar-man #typo |
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4,421 | 12/28/2010 | we do not want to awaken the spirits deuce: LET'S LICK DICK
deuce: QUIETLY
deuce: WE DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN THE SPIRITS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking #stealth #superstition #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,755 | 11/1/2014 | we don't spigot: WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT IN THIS HOUSE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #spigot-solo #watch-the-profanity #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,411 | 3/5/2008 | we hardly knew ye : A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR BIONIC WEDNESDAY |
spigot |
#bionic #high-res #sfw #spigot-solo #wednesday |
|
6,470 | 11/4/2016 | we have lost objective apples pants: ARE YOU A MONSTER
deuce: I'M MORE OF A STANDARD FLAWED HUMAN BEING
deuce: WHO MURDERS BABIES
deuce: I THINK THEY DESERVE IT BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUIET SCREAM SO, Y'KNOW, JUST THE USUAL FLAWED HUMAN BEING
pants: WE HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES |
deuce pants |
#battlefield-1 #deuce-pants #murder #urinal-background |
|
7,940 | 12/14/2020 | we have the meats pants: INJECTING HORSEY SAUCE INTO MY DICK |
pants |
#arbys #bonequest-hi-fi #brown-background #fast-food #horsey #pants-solo #single-panel |
|
6,309 | 5/23/2016 | we heard you atandt: mmmmmm cocks
atandt: i said cocks
spigot we heard you |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #cocks #fighting-irish-pose #woodring-field-background |
|
7,098 | 8/27/2018 | we in the industry deuce: so we all win then
pants: well somebody has to lose
pants: and choke
pants: on what we in the industry refer to as "my load" |
deuce pants |
#choke #deuce-pants #industry #lose #mountain-background #weird-pants-face #win |
|
2,593 | 12/4/2005 | we must operate pants: MY WANG IS TRAPPED IN THIS BELL JAR
deuce: AND MY SOUNDING TUBE IS STUCK IN YOUR WANG
pants: WE MUST OPERATE
deuce: GHLAGUHLAHGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#bell-jar #cocksucking-noises #crime-against-man-and-god #deuce-pants #pointing #sounding #wang #weird-pants-face |
|
7,552 | 11/23/2019 | we really want to do something spigot: We really want to do something so we aren't just the girls who Louis C.K. masturbated in front of |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dildo #louis-ck #masturbation #sexual-harassment #urinal-background |
|
6,926 | 3/1/2018 | we shall fight on the beaches deuce: WHERE'S MY PISS JUGS
pants: USE A THERMOS
deuce: I'LL USE YOUR LEFT CHEEK, RIGHT CHEEK
spigot: WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE STALLS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #piss #piss-drinking #piss-jug #stalls #thermos #winston-churchill #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,039 | 8/12/2015 | we should all take a deep breath deuce: SHUT UP PEOPLE
atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GO SIT OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN
atandt: I'LL BRING THE CHEESE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cheese #lawn #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
|
113 | 2/3/1999 | we should operate spigot: FUCK, I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN
pants: WE SHOULD OPERATE IMMEDIATELY |
pants spigot |
#accident #bonequest-hi-fi #bong #dope #drugs #marijuana #medical #muffins #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,223 | 11/29/2004 | we should probably put them to sleep pants: BONJOUR DICKS
deuce: PENFOLD SHUSH |
deuce pants |
#dangermouse #deuce-pants #french #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
2,036 | 4/30/2004 | we the people pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: HULAGBLAUBALGHBLAG
pants: HULK STRAIGHT
pants: OKAY WHERE WAS I
pants: RIGHT HERE WE GO
pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE
pants: EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME (I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN DRINKING WATER) |
pants |
#huffy-pants #hulk #meta #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,067 | 3/27/2007 | we three kings / cleared my browser cache pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY
spigot: WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE
pants: T PANTS HOW UGLY
spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING GAYS AND THEIR PRICKS
pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY I HAD TO CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE |
pants spigot |
#browser-cache #eye-injury #pants-spigot #singing #ugly #woodring-den-background |
|
4,858 | 4/13/2012 | we'd better get started pants: ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE
deuce: I BELIEVE SO
pants: I THINK WE'D BETTER GET STARTED THEN
deuce: VERY WELL |
deuce pants |
#chosen-one #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #yellow-background |
|
1,552 | 12/29/2002 | we'll never know for sure spigot: HOW THE DICKS/BALLS GOT INTO MY FACE, WELL I GUESS WE'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW FOR SURE
spigot: [CURTAIN]
spigot: BHLABHLAHBLAURHLBUAHRL
pants: THE BEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER |
pants spigot |
#balls #cocksucking-noises #curtain-drop #dicks #pants-spigot #school-play #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,057 | 7/17/2018 | we'll see |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs #dumb-dongs #sfw #single-panel #white-background #wienerschnitzel |
|
4,051 | 12/12/2009 | we're all a fucking family spigot: DICKLICKERS AHOY
spigot: WE'RE ALL A FUCKING FAMILY HERE TODAY PEOPLE
spigot: GAY STUDENT CLINGS TO LIFE, DONGS |
spigot |
#ahoy #dicklicking #family #gay #null #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,536 | 1/15/2017 | we're busting balls 1/3 spigot: (RUBS HANDS) BOY DO I HAVE BIG PLANS TO GET OUR PORN COMPANY BACK ON TOP THIS 2017
spigot: TOLD ALL OUR VENDORS WE NEED CLOTHES ON THE WOMEN AND NUDE MEN, THAT'S A DONE DEAL
spigot: WE GOT CUCKS, WE'RE BUSTING BALLS, WE'RE FEMMING DOMS
deuce: WE'LL MAKE MILLION$ |
deuce spigot |
#ballbusting #business #cbt #cfnm #cuck #deuce-spigot #femdom #mountain-background #nudity #porn #series #title-mismatch |
|
3,974 | 9/21/2009 | we're going to get along just fine deuce: I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY DIRTY BALLS
pants: COCKS?
deuce: I BELIEVE SO
pants: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
deuce: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dogshit #urinal-background |
|
5,625 | 6/24/2014 | we're going to have to beat that bear off deuce: WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF
pants: BUT HOW
deuce: BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY IS MY MOTTO
deuce: WHO AM I KIDDING MY ONLY MOTTO IS "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF" |
deuce pants |
#bear #beating-off #deuce-pants #white-background |
|
5,293 | 7/13/2013 | we're going to sears pants: T DEUCE WE'RE GOING TO SEARS
deuce: T PANTS DO WE HAVE TO
pants: T DEUCE WELL I HAVE MY HELMET AND A BONER
pants: T DEUCE WELL NEVER MIND NOW I LOST THE ERECTION
deuce: T PANTS UNDERSTOOD |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gark #mousehole #sears #woodring-room-background |
|
3,973 | 9/20/2009 | we're going to the moon pants: ORGY-PORGY GIVES RELEASE |
pants |
#brave-new-world #moon #orgy-porgy #pants-solo |
|
4,055 | 12/16/2009 | we're gonna need spigot: WE'RE GONNA NEED MY DONG IN THE STORM DRAIN |
spigot |
#dong #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #storm-drain #urinal-background |
|
7,730 | 5/18/2020 | we're here spigot: WE'RE HERE
spigot: WE'RE QUEER
spigot: DID WE MENTION / THAT WE'RE QUEER
spigot: AS IN STEERS BEERS AND QUEERS
spigot: THERE'S ALSO A SEARS
spigot: SO GLAD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD |
spigot |
#alt-text #feet-above-floor #jean-charles #mountain-background #queer #revolting-cocks #rhyming #sears #spigot-solo #steve-irwin |
|
3,977 | 9/24/2009 | we're suck it seriously spigot: NOW I'LL BE THE GAY JESUS AND NAIL MYSELF TO THIS COCK WITH MY MOUTH
deuce: UNGH
pants: SUCK IT
pants: SERIOUSLY |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #jesus #urinal-background |
|
3,975 | 9/22/2009 | we're unsigned deuce: OKAY PEOPLE THE OPERATOR <<(CHAR *) FUNCTIONS ARE CRASHING IN VISUAL C++
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG SO I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS DICK HERE
spigot: HUGLUBGHLUH UNSIGNED HUGLURHLBUH |
deuce spigot |
#c #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #programming #urinal-background |
|
3,976 | 9/23/2009 | we're yes and no pants: GAYER THAN THOU
deuce: NO |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #gay #gay-contest #urinal-background |
|
3,978 | 9/25/2009 | we're you're not looking pants: GOT SOME GAYNESS HERE
pants: LOOK LOOK LOOK
pants: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #look #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,979 | 9/26/2009 | we're zones in the chooser spigot: I CAN'T SEE ZONES IN THE CHOOSER WHEN I TRY TO GO TO JERKCITY
deuce: PUT PLUNGERS IN THE TOILETS ETC |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #urinal-background |
|
7,676 | 3/26/2020 | we've all got issues deuce: please approve my pull request to lick dick
pants: lgtm
pants: +1 |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #git #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,264 | 7/29/2024 | we've got you covered spigot: STOP CALLING MY PENIS A ZOMBIE FORECLOSURE |
#penis #penis-of-spigot #real-estate #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zombie |
||
8,141 | 7/3/2021 | weakest link deuce: I AM THE WEAKEST LINK |
deuce |
#battlestar-galactica #deuce-solo #sage-background #self-esteem #single-panel #somber-deuce #television |
|
7,639 | 2/18/2020 | wearing a mumu to work spigot: marriage is between a dong and a bong
pants: and then getting your dong stuck in the bong, wearing a mumu to work, hoping nobody notices the bong dragging around |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #bong #dong #dongwear #marijuana #marriage #mumu #muumuu #pants-spigot #typo |
|
555 | 4/3/2000 | weather advisory atandt: SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY
atandt: MY FACE
atandt: YOUR NUTS
atandt: UHGUGHUGHUGHGUHG
atandt: TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY
atandt: YOUR NUTS AGAIN
spigot: SCATTERED SHOWERS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #face #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #piss #weather #woodring-room-background |
|
4,592 | 7/8/2011 | weather alert pants: BE SURE TO USE YOUR WIPERS BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING COOKIES |
pants |
#cookies #pants-solo #sfw #snowing-cookies #weather |
|
5,821 | 1/6/2015 | weather report pants: WHAT WILL THE WEATHER BE LIKE
duece: GAY WITH A CHANCE OF MORE GAY IN THE MORNING |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dreams #gay #plant #weather |
|
3,124 | 5/23/2007 | weather supercenter deuce: IT'S NICE AND COOL TODAY PEOPLE GAY
deuce: OVERCAST AND MODERATELY GAY
deuce: CHANCES OF LIGHT JIZZING TOWARD THE EVENING
deuce: OKAY HEAVY JIZZING I ADMIT
spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS WEATHER SUPERCENTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #jizz #uncategorized-background #weather-report #wx |
|
7,624 | 2/3/2020 | web comics spigot: hey google: web comics
spigot: did you mean stick figures with down syndrome |
spigot |
#did-you-mean #down-syndrome #mousehole #spigot-solo #webcomics #xkcd |
|
245 | 6/7/1999 | webby awards spigot: NOMINATED FOR A 1998 WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!#($@)(#%GBLHRLUBHRBU)
deuce: SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT NOW
spigot: I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY LAST FEW DOLLARS AND BUY A GUN AND TOUR THE STALLS OF AMERICA
deuce: GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #grin-panel #gun #piss #stalls #suicide #toilet #webby-award #woodring-field-background |
|
2,069 | 6/2/2004 | wednesday after noon pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT
atandt: CALM DOWN THAT WAS YESTERDAY
pants: OH
atandt: WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT ANYWAY
pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A PIGGYBACK RIDE OR WAS I DRINKING
atandt: YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #deja-vu #huffy-pants #smoking #wednesday #woodring-field-background |
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810 | 12/13/2000 | weebles wobble pants: WEEBLES WOBBLE BUT THEY DON'T SUCK DICK
|
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo |
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1,278 | 4/1/2002 | wegsleepregeling spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST
pants: I FOLD |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #honk #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #photo #poker #raise-you-a #rhyming #road-sign #wegsleepregeling #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,608 | 2/24/2003 | weighing in on the war atandt: WHY DID THEY GET US UP SO EARLY
pants: SOMETHING ABOUT CONSTANTINOPLE
spigot: DO WHAT YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE STARBUCKS OUT OF THIS
pants: BEATING OFF AND STABBING YOU UP WITH A BOXCUTTER AT THE SAME TIME HUFF HURF HUFF EACH UPSTROKE IS A SLASH FOR YOU
atandt: SKIP INTRO |
atandt pants spigot |
#constantinople #mountain-background #stabbing #starbucks |
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3,731 | 1/19/2009 | weight problem deuce: HOW DO ALL OF THESE SPAMMERS KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND DESPERATELY WANT TO SHED THOSE POUNDS
pants: AMAZING THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
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7,246 | 1/22/2019 | weird dumb dicks pants: AG-GAG LAWS
deuce: AMBERLAMPS
pants: what about the ghlaghluahgluhalug laws
pants: EDELWEISS
pants: weird dumb dicks that don't belong here
deuce: sorghum
pants: paper mills
deuce: bauxite
pants: groatcakes
deuce: the queer quarry
pants: top of the hill, daly city
pants: sci-fi fantasy
deuce: speculative fiction not science fiction!!!!! hluhlbulhbuhlbuhlb
pants: gnu/linux
deuce: GNU/HURP
pants: hardon |
deuce pants |
#boner #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #edelweiss #epic-beard-man #fermilab #funloving-nonsense #groatcakes #man-in-the-high-castle #star-trek #tevatron #the-sound-of-music #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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1,855 | 11/1/2003 | weird gurgling sounds deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT PORN IS THE MUTE BUTTON
deuce: IN THAT IT "MUTES" THE ACTION
deuce: SO YOU CANNOT HEAR PEOPLE TALKING, MOANING, MAKING WEIRD GURGLING SOUNDS THAT MAKES YOUR BONER INSTANTLY DISAPPEAR, ETC. |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #woodring-field-background |
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4,392 | 11/27/2010 | welcome back spigot: BA GURRRRRRRRK
deuce: WELCOME BACK, WEIRD GIRAFFE THINGY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #giraffe #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,001 | 10/20/2009 | welcome back constant reader pants: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN "NICELY TOASTED" AND "FIGHTING WITH COPS"
pants: OH HI I'M PANTS
pants: AND YOU'RE READING JERKCITY |
pants |
#drugs #nuggh #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,949 | 8/27/2009 | welcome home pants: WHAT'S THAT IN MY LOWER INTESTINE
pants: OH IT'S YOU
pants: WELCOME HOME |
pants |
#intestines #pants-solo #sfw |
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7,175 | 11/12/2018 | WELCOME TO BONEQUEST deuce: I JACK OFF COPS |
deuce |
#black-background #blue-balls-matter #cops #deuce-solo #high-res #jacking-off #jerking #police #single-panel |
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431 | 12/4/1999 | welcome to bonequest atandt > this is bonequest
atandt > a land full of enchantment and wonder
atandt > but also a land full of danger and intrigue
atandt > come with me now
atandt > explore these vast untamed lands with me
atandt > who knows what adventures we'll have
atandt > follow me and we'll see where the path--
pants > surprise !!! cocksucking halghagulahgluahulag |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bbs #bonequest-introduction #cocksucking #mountain-background #surprise-cocksucking |
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3,319 | 12/4/2007 | welcome to jerkcity pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: NEARBY ATTRACTIONS INCLUDE A DIRT LOT AND A STARBUCKS
pants: NO HISTORIC STEAM TRAINS RUN ANYWHERE NEAR HERE
pants: WATERSLIDE BROKEN
pants: NO GHOSTS EITHER
pants: YOUR PERSONAL GUESTROOM COMES WITH A CHAMBERPOT
pants: MUSIC AND NEWS OVER AM, FM BANDS (REQUIRES RECEIVER)
pants: FREE PARKING
pants: PARK IT AND LOCK IT -- NOT RESPONSIBLE
pants: NO FISHING
pants: CHIEF EXPORTS INCLUDE HEALTH-CARE PROFESSIONALS AND CLEAN TOWELS
pants: SHOWTIME
pants: NO TRIPLE-A DISCOUNT
pants: PENSIONERS MUST SHOW ID
pants: BATHROOMS CAMERA-FREE SINCE 2001
pants: NO CLEAN TOWELS TODAY
pants: MASTURBATION WILL SET YOU FREE
pants: ACTUAL CASH VALUE LESS DEDUCTIBLE
pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS
(pants): "FAGGOT"
pants: NO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED
pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL
pants: WISH YOU WERE HERE -- LOVE PANTS |
pants |
#am-radio #bathroom #bill #bonequest-introduction #cable #camera #chamberpot #clean-towels #comprehensively-tagged #dirt #dirt-lot #faggot #fishing #fm-radio #free-parking #funloving-nonsense #ghost #god #guestroom #health-care #health-care-professionals #historic-steam-trains #id #masturbation #music #news #overlong #pants-solo #parking #pensioners #receiver #showtime #starbucks #steam #steam-trains #towel #train #triple-a-discount #waterslide #whisper #woodring-den-background |
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2,637 | 1/17/2006 | welcome to jerkcity : WELCOME TO JERKCITY
uncredited stoner: HUGAHLHULGAHULAHGULAHUGLG
: GLOBE! |
pants |
#abstract #barn #bonequest-introduction #bong #comic-life #globe #matterhorn #non-comic-chat-comic #photo #toilet #uncredited-character |
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6,846 | 12/11/2017 | welcome to monday pants: WELCOME TO MONDAY
pants: SO FAR I'M NOT SURE I CARE FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PROGRESS: COLD, STUPID
spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: FARTS |
pants spigot |
#farts #monday #nu-urinal-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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3,813 | 4/11/2009 | welcome to my world deuce: WHO WANTS CAKES
spigot: WELC0ME T0 MY W0RLD |
deuce spigot |
#ascii #deuce-spigot #lowercase #mouse-cursor #sfw #urinal-background |
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2,895 | 10/1/2006 | welcome to october pants: [UNINTELLIGIBLE WINGDINGS]
deuce: IS THIS THE SECRET CODE WE AGREED ON FOR ASSFUCKING FOLLOWED BY MURDER-SUICIDE PACT OR DO YOU MEAN JUST THE NORMAL TRICKING AND TREATING |
deuce pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-pants #high-res #microsoft-chat #mountain-background #murder-suicide #october #title-mismatch |
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9,175 | 5/1/2024 | welcome to piss burger spigot: PISS BURGER GETTING TERRIBLE REVIEWS
spigot: THE BUNS ARE WET |
#blue-background #burger #no-title-card #orange-background #piss #spigot-solo #vegetarian |
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3,433 | 3/27/2008 | welcome to the real world pants: OW OW OW
spigot: WELL LADY WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
deuce: THAT LOOKS REALLY PAINFUL !!!!
deuce: GLAD I AM SITTING IN THIS CHAIR NOT EXERTING ANY ENERGY
pants: THIS IS WHERE I COME IN
deuce: I'M CONVERTING FOOD CALORIES INTO ANGER |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-points #urinal-background |
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3,424 | 3/18/2008 | welcome!!!!!!!!! : LEFT: SPIGOT THE BEAR
: RIGHT: DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (DO NOT FEED)
deuce: I LOVE HARD COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#caption #cock #deuce-spigot #nom #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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2,241 | 12/17/2004 | well duh bung: DO YOU THINK GOD HAS A BIG DONG
deuce: WELL DUH |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #dong #drunk-deuce #god #huffing #theology #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,950 | 3/25/2018 | well here's what i think spigot: JUST TIRED OF WEBCOMICS THAT AREN'T US
pants: WELL HERE'S WHAT I THINK: [LASER BEAM CHOPPING OFF HEADS] |
pants spigot |
#beheading #laser #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #violence #webcomic #white-background |
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1,322 | 5/15/2002 | well i pierced my dick deuce: WELL I PIERCED MY DICK BUT THAT DID NOT REPEAT NOT MAKE ME COOL
deuce: NOW MY PISS SPRAYS EVERYWHERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #drunk-deuce #piercing #piss #repetition #woodring-field-background |
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5,015 | 10/2/2012 | well ok if you spigot: T NET LET'S SUCK DICK AND NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
net: WELL OK IF YOU SHURRRRRRRRRR |
net spigot |
#dicksucking #net-spigot #red-background |
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4,514 | 4/11/2011 | well okay ozone: ALSO YOU MY BITCH
deuce: WELL OKAY CLIMB ON THEN |
deuce ozone |
#bitch #deuce-ozone #ozone #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,454 | 10/19/2016 | well played spigot: AND NOW JUST ONE QUICK LOL BEFORE LICKING SOME DICKS
spigot: _LOL_
spigot: GLKGLKGLKGLK
deuce: WELL PLAYED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #lol #urinal-background |
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6,887 | 1/21/2018 | well then pants: IS MY FLESH HARAM
deuce: ONLY IF YOU'RE NOT SLAUGHTERED PROPERLY
pants: WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #dietary-restrictions #drunk-deuce #islam #mountain-background #sfw |
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8,674 | 12/17/2022 | well you can't spigot: WILL MY PENIS REPLACE PROGRAMMERS
deuce: SURE WISH I COULD SEE PICTURES OF HUNTER BIDEN'S SCHLONG
pants: WELL YOU CAN'T |
#computer #cornflower-background #coy-pants #penis #politics #porn #programming #schlong #somber-deuce |
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3,258 | 10/4/2007 | well-rounded fuck deuce: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU
pants: A WELL ROUNDED FUCK
net: WHICH ONE
ozone: HE SAID "AND"
deuce: WANGS
pants: WHO KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THIS THING
pants: NO ORDINARY BALLS |
deuce net ozone pants |
#balls #deuce-net-ozone-pants #fuck-you #funloving-nonsense #mouse-cursor #wangs #woodring-field-background |
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1,267 | 3/21/2002 | welp pants: TOP 10 WEIRD USENET THINGS I GOOGLED YESTERDAY WELP BETTER EAT A BURRITO |
pants |
#retconned #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,836 | 5/28/2023 | west end girls pants: MY BUCKET LIST
pants: IN THAT I SHIT IN BUCKETS YES
pants: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE PET SHOP BOYS SONG "WEST END GIRLS"
deuce: NOPE
pants: BECAUSE I DO (ALL THE TIME)
pants: "WEST END GIRLS" IS RAP
pants: ANYWAY I'M A SEX OFFENDER |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #key-lime-background #pet-shop-boys #rap #sex-offender #somber-deuce #synthpop |
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7,482 | 9/14/2019 | wet carpet deuce: NOW MY CARPET IS WET
pants: same |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #carpet #coy-pants #deuce-pants #grey-background #sfw #single-panel #wetness |