No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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5,635 | 7/4/2014 | wet cement spigot: POURING WET CEMENT THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT OF THE HAM SHACK |
spigot |
#cement #ham-radio #lafinjack #radio #spigot-solo #wet-cement |
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5,235 | 5/16/2013 | wet cement spigot: T DEUCE I SEE A MORNING CONFERENCE TABLE WHERE BRIGHTLY-BEAKED 20SOMETHINGS ARE EXCITEDLY PITCHING THEIR IDEAS FOR CONTENT BUT THEN THE DOOR LOCKS AND THE ROOM FILLS UP WITH WET CEMENT |
deuce spigot |
#20-something-year-old #cement #deuce-spigot #sfw #unix #wet-cement #woodring-room-background |
|
5,496 | 2/14/2014 | wet socks spigot: HELP HELP WE'RE DROWNING
spigot: TEN FEET FROM THE BEACH
spigot: OH GOD AN INTERNATIONAL DISASTER
spigot: WET SOCKS
spigot: CREWMEMBERS RACING AGAINST TIME TO DELIVER FINAL DESSERTS AND COFFEE |
spigot |
#blue-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
3,175 | 7/13/2007 | wham wham wham wham wham wham spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
spigot: SQUIRKS
spigot: 2 MY PEEPS
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #ebonics #nambla #wham |
|
247 | 6/9/1999 | whap, slap pants: WHAT IN THE
spigot: SPRACKENZE ****DICKS****
pants: JA, DA
spigot: FAGGOT
pants: NEIN NEIN
spigot: PUNCH POUND WHAP SLAP LASH FENCEPOST BEATINGS FREEZINGS SHOOTINGS AND COMMUNITIES COMING TOGETHER
|
pants spigot |
#dicks #faggot #german #huffy-pants #matthew-shepard #mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #russian #woodring-room-background |
|
8,381 | 2/27/2022 | what spigot: WHAT TOILET CAM |
#cam #camera #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background #voyeurism #webcam |
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7,539 | 11/10/2019 | what spigot: what do you call a gay parking lot??
spigot: a ***lot*** of dicks to suck on |
pants spigot |
#asterisks #cocksucking #comedy #dicks #gay #pants-spigot #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,032 | 11/20/2009 | what pants: I JUST NEED YOUR LOCATION WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS
pants: WHAT
pants: OH, NOTHING |
pants |
#pants-solo #stalking #urinal-background |
|
7,763 | 6/20/2020 | what a dick pants: HEY
:look: THESE TWO IDIOTS
deuce: WHAT THE HELL
:?: A BUNCH OF FAT SHITS
pants: YEAH IT'S BEEN DOING THAT SINCE YESTERDAY
deuce: RUDE
:hey: BACK I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUNDDON'T LEAVE, FATTIES, LOOK I BROUGHT HAMBURGERS ????? |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #emoji #fat #hamburgers #lime-background #narrator |
|
2,218 | 11/24/2004 | what a fine moo this is atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY WHAT A FINE MOO THIS IS
pants: MY XTERM CAUGHT MY FINGERS WHEN I WAS RESIZING IT AND NOW I HURT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #injury #moo #mud #plant #unix #woodring-field-background #x11 #xterm |
|
5,762 | 11/8/2014 | what a great day spigot: WHAT A GREAT DAY WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I REALLY MEAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: F IS FOR FAILURE |
spigot |
#grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
1,595 | 2/10/2003 | what a great day to get head from me pants: SIR I ASKED YOU HOW GAY YOU ARE
pants: SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING YOU AS AN APPLICANT
pants: GAYNESS: STILL ON THE TABLE
pants: SIR THE QUEER ISSUE
pants: WAITING HERE FOR YOUR FEEDBACK
pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO GET HEAD FROM ME
pants: NO NEED FOR COMPLICATED PAPERWORK
pants: JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP |
pants |
#gay #huffy-pants #pants-solo #the-queer-issue #woodring-room-background |
|
7,330 | 4/15/2019 | what a great view spigot: all these lofts going up
spigot: WOW WHAT A GREAT VIEW
spigot: nope another loft built up right in front of that
spigot: and in front of that
spigot: etc etc turtles
spigot: right into the marshland so the buildings all start sinking in the same order
spigot: and the view is now in the opposite direction |
spigot |
#cities #commentary #loft #sfw #spigot-solo #turtles #white-background |
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4,822 | 3/8/2012 | what a kind, gentle man we have in him deuce: RAINY DAYS SOMETIMES GET ME DOWN BUT NOT TODAY!!!
deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF THIS WEEK
(deuce): I HELPED AN OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD |
deuce |
#banana #deuce-solo #gentle-deuce #sfw #stray-dot #whisper #wholesome #woodring-field-background |
|
5,090 | 12/21/2012 | what a product deuce: I LOVE DICKS PEOPLE
spigot: ACCORDING TO JERKCITY MY SPELLING IS EXCELLENT, THEN A LITTLE CARTOON POPS UP ABOUT HOW COOL I AM AND THEN SOMEONE FROM QA COMES OVER TO SUCK MY DICK
spigot: WHAT A PRODUCT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #flap #flappity-bat #quality-assurance #white-background |
|
3,853 | 5/21/2009 | what a swank swingin' scene spigot: HEY EVERYONE WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES
spigot: WAIT A MINUTE
spigot: HUBRLUBLRHL BJHBLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH
spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME |
spigot |
#deja-vu #spigot-solo |
|
6,468 | 11/2/2016 | what a wonderful world we live in spigot: I SAT IN DOGSHIT |
spigot |
#dogshit #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wonder #wonderful |
|
7,615 | 1/25/2020 | what about the dots spigot: ..............+++++++++++++++
spigot: i put penis on keys (is why so long) all the pluses are from ladies
pants: what about the dots
spigot: you are under arrest |
pants spigot |
#arrest #coy-pants #dick #dick-measuring #keyboard #millers-crossing #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
3,028 | 2/16/2007 | what about the future ozone: VM_EXECUTION_STATE_ON
pants: OH NO YOU DON'T
ozone: SUNOS SS 5.8 GENERIC_108528-13 SUN4U SPARC
pants: QUIT IT
ozone: UFS: [ID 845546 KERN.NOTICE] NOTICE: ALLOC: /: FILE SYSTEM FULL
pants: I WON'T GO WITHOUT A FIGHT |
ozone pants |
#ozone-pants #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
|
716 | 9/8/2000 | what abuse pants: LAXATIVE ABUSE
|
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,878 | 3/4/2015 | what are little girls made of spigot: HAVING A SHAQ ATTACK OVER HERE PEOPLE
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: A MAC ATTACK
deuce: T SPIGOT PLEASE TAKE YOUR "ATTACKS" ELSEWHERE SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY JUST LOOKING FOR ATTENTION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #sfw #shaq #star-trek-event #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
1,433 | 9/1/2002 | what are they fighting over anyway spigot: LET ME JERK OFF ALREADY
deuce: GOD CHRIST IN HEAVEN I SPILLED MY SEED ON THE FLOOR
deuce: I MISSED THE FUCKING THING ALTOGETHER
deuce: FUCKING FUCK
spigot: I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE MY SEED I WANT KIDS
deuce: I'D BETTER JOIN A CHURCH AND DO MY PART TO HELP WITH OVERPOPULATION
deuce: PLUS I'D RATHER JERK OFF INTO A WOMAN
pants: I STORE SEED IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER
pants: SLURP
deuce: EXTRA SEED FOR ME SCORE
pants: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE
deuce: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#bible #christ #deuce-pants-spigot #jesus #masturbation #overpopulation #religion #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,437 | 3/31/2008 | what are we talking about deuce: MAN, WHAT AN IDIOT
spigot: I'LL SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #glory-hole #urinal-background |
|
8,012 | 2/24/2021 | what are you doing spigot: WHERES MY `GODDAMN` BQ STRIP
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBROTHER
spigot: OH YOU'RE AVA DEVINE |
spigot |
#ava-devine #incest #meta #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,436 | 3/30/2008 | what are you gonna do about it deuce: WHOO
pants: I CAN FEEL YOU
deuce: I'M IN YOU
deuce: SO I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU CAN
pants: DOWN THE HATCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #was-re #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,106 | 1/6/2013 | what are you kids up to bung: AWFUL QUIET IN HERE
bung: WHAT ARE YOU KIDS UP TO
deuce: GALHAGLHALGH |
bung deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bung-deuce #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,199 | 1/12/2002 | what can i do spigot: I'M A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S ANGERED BY SPAM!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A USELESS HOUSEWIFE WHO'D LIKE TO GET A WEB PAGE!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A GRAD STUDENT WHO'D LIKE TO BRING EMAIL TO THIRD-WORLD CULTURES. WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST |
spigot |
#email #sfw #spam #wife #yes-they-do |
|
7,595 | 1/5/2020 | what do i do what do i do deuce: I have to pee
deuce: what do I do what do I do
spigot: i'm worried if the buy now button isn't a .swf people won't know to click on it |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #flash #pee #programming #repetition #sfw #thought |
|
7,916 | 11/20/2020 | what do we want deuce: PEOPLE OF EARTH HELLO
pants: WHAT DO WE WANT
pants: DICK
pants: WHEN DO WE WANT IT
pants: MOUTH
deuce: T PANTS SOMEHOW THAT CHANT HAS LOST SOME OF ITS APPEAL |
deuce pants |
#chant #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #teal-background |
|
4,145 | 3/19/2010 | what do you do spigot: SHE'S ALL "WHAT DO YOU DO"
spigot: AND I'M ALL "JERKCITY, BABY"
spigot: THEN I HUMPED HER FACE FOR HALF AN HOUR |
spigot |
#meta #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,148 | 12/1/2015 | what do you see on the other side pants: T DEUCE WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A DEAD FAGGOT
deuce: UNINTERESTING
deuce: I MEAN I'M NOT A FAGGOT
pants: WHAT DO YOU SEE ON THE OTHER SIDE |
deuce pants |
#death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants #fag-trap #not-gay #piss-trough-background |
|
5,703 | 9/10/2014 | what does it mean when deuce: WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A PRETTY GIRL SAYS SHE'S VERSATILE |
deuce |
#apple #apple-ii #craigslist #deuce-solo #personals #prostitute #woodring-field-background |
|
5,273 | 6/23/2013 | what does that add up to spigot: SAID NO ONE ******EVER******
spigot: NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WAIT WHAT DOES THAT ADD UP TO
spigot: SURELY THE EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS LEND MORE NEGATIVE POTENTIAL ENERGY TO THE "NOT"
spigot: I'M TRYING TO UNTANGLE MY HEADPHONES
spigot: KNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PRESS DEBIT OR CREDIT |
spigot |
#double-negative #headphones #punctuation #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,354 | 5/9/2019 | what does that even mean pants: what say you and me trade horses
deuce: what does that even mean
pants: it's what the script says |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #horse #meta #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
1,203 | 1/16/2002 | what dreams may come spigot: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDMA
spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDPA
spigot: AND HURRRRRRK AND GLLLLK AND BLOWJOBS |
spigot |
#blowjobs #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,473 | 1/22/2014 | what else is fucking new atandt: YOU JUST CRASHED MY TERMINAL
atandt: ALSO I'M JIZZY
deuce: WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING NEW
atandt: ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU AND I'M FILING A BUG REPORT
deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bug-report #drunk-deuce #go-fuck-yourself #jizz #laughing-deuce #mousehole #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
5,173 | 3/15/2013 | what exactly is the problem here deuce: THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS SIR |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #mousehole #penis #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
8,188 | 8/19/2021 | what god is made of deuce: GOD IS MADE OF DEUCE'S SHITS
deuce: AND ALSO PLASTIC
deuce: OH AND SOME FRITOS
deuce: APOLOGIES TO ALL MY RELIGIOUS FRIENDS BUT
deuce: WWWWWWWWWWWW WASTED |
deuce |
#brown-background #cosmology #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #fritos #god #religion #shit #somber-deuce |
|
7,811 | 8/7/2020 | what god wants spigot: IF GOD WANTED :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MEN :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:
spigot: TO SUCK :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:
spigot: HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MOUTHS AND DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: |
spigot |
#cocksucking #emoji #god #mousehole #religion #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
420 | 11/23/1999 | what happened : Suddenly...
pants: YOU ARE COVERED IN WHITE PAINT, DOG SHIT
pants: WHAT HAPPENED
deuce: I WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE HEADLIGHTS AND DID THE WRONG THING |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #dogshit #drunk-deuce #mousehole #paint #suddenly #woodring-room-background |
|
5,622 | 6/21/2014 | what happens ii spigot: WHAT HAPPENS TO A DICK UNLICKED?!?!?!
deuce: IT IS A SINGULARITY IN SPACETIME WHERE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DO NOT APPLY |
deuce spigot |
#apple-ii #deuce-spigot #grey-background #langston-hughes #physics #series #unlicked-dicks |
|
5,621 | 6/20/2014 | what happens part 1 of 3 spigot: WHAT HAPPENS TO A DICK UNLICKED?!?!?!
pants: DOES SUCH A THING EXIST?!?!?!??!?!?! |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #huffy-pants #langston-hughes #pants-spigot #series #single-panel #unlicked-dicks |
|
5,623 | 6/22/2014 | what happens: the exciting conclusion spigot: WHAT HAPPENS TO A DICK UNLICKED?!?!?!
spigot: DOES IT PUSH AND POKE AND CHOKE AND JOKE
spigot: DOES IT WHEEZE AND SNEEZE AND SQUEEZE BENEATH THE AMBER SYCAMORE TREES
deuce: *OR DOES IT EXPLODE* |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #explosion #grey-background #langston-hughes #poetry #rhyming #sans-fannypack #series #unlicked-dicks |
|
7,520 | 10/22/2019 | what has science ever done for us pants: are all cowboys gay or just the ones i see in movies, on tv, riding horses, mending fences
deuce: it is possible that there exists a non-gay cowboy but science has yet to discover one
pants: pffft what does science know |
deuce pants |
#cowboy #deuce-pants #gay #not-gay #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,998 | 5/19/2018 | what hath god wrought |
deuce pants |
#auschwitz #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #funloving-nonsense #ghetto-u #neon-grid-background #title-mismatch #urine #watersports #weird-pants-face |
|
8,600 | 10/4/2022 | what have we done indeed pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
deuce: ONLY WHAT WAS NECESSARY TO SURVIVE |
#alt-text #deuce-pants #grim-determination #photo-background #potomac-background #sfw #single-panel |
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2,288 | 2/2/2005 | what have you done pants: ARE THOSE PEOPLE DEAD |
pants |
#murder #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
5,363 | 9/21/2013 | what he said deuce: THERE IS ONLY A TOILET AND YOUR FACE
pants: WHAT HE SAID |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,578 | 5/7/2014 | what hope have we now spigot: WHAT HOPE HAVE WE NOW OF LICKING DONGS
pants: DON'T GIVE UP
pants: BARELY EVEN LOOKING AWAY FROM THE CURRENT DICK |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
5,198 | 4/9/2013 | what hurts the most spigot: I SUCK ROYAL DICKS
spigot: WHAT HURTS THE MOST
spigot: ARE THE DICKS
spigot: I'M ART LINKLETTER |
spigot |
#art-linkletter #dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
85 | 12/15/1998 | what I did last summer spigot: FOLKS IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT WHAT I DID LAST SUMMER
deuce: NO IT'S THAT I *STILL* DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #i-know-what-you-did-last-summer #plant #sequels #woodring-field-background |
|
8,408 | 3/26/2022 | what i say spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO TRANS HATERS
spigot: ***** PUNCH ***** MEN HAVE DICKS DEAL WITH IT |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #dicks #mountain-background #photoshop #physical-comedy #sfw #transgender #truth #ukraine #violence #violent-disapproval |
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4,925 | 6/27/2012 | what i'm saying pants: I LOVE COCK BUT I ALSO HATE WHAT THE WHITE MAN HAS DONE TO MY PEOPLE |
pants |
#cock #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
4,882 | 5/11/2012 | what if pants: WHAT IF FAGS LICK DICK WITHOUT THE PROPER LICENSES
deuce: CHEMICAL WEAPONS ATTACK |
deuce pants |
#chemical-weapons #deuce-pants #dicklicking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
8,512 | 7/8/2022 | what if i told you spigot: WILL YOU LICK MY DICK
spigot: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WERE NO HIDDEN FEES |
#dicklicking #microtransactions #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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1,935 | 1/20/2004 | what if we drop an atomic dong spigot: WHAT IF WE DROP.......
spigot: AN ATOMIC........
spigot: DONG?!?!?!?!
pants: I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON |
pants spigot |
#atomic-bomb #bonequest-hd #pants-spigot #war #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,628 | 3/16/2003 | what if, indeed pants: WHAT IF I JUST GET BORED AND STOP BREATHING
atandt: MIND THE GAP |
atandt pants |
#mousehole #sfw #suicide #texas #woodring-room-background |
|
4,463 | 2/9/2011 | what in god's name is going on here deuce: STOP TOUCHING MY DICK
pants: OKAY
pants: SORRY
deuce: OKAY NOW START AGAIN
pants: OKAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #urinal-background |
|
5,412 | 11/18/2013 | what in the world bung: NOW ALL OF MY MEN ARE UNDER ONE ROOF
deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT SIR
deuce: OH
spigot: I'M A LOOSE NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
bung deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #bung-deuce-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
5,657 | 7/26/2014 | what is he watching deuce: T PANTS THE EVIL COMPUTER JUST TURNED THE OLD WOMAN INTO AN EVIL ROBOT
pants: T DEUCE BY TOUCHING HER OR USING SPACE RAYS
pants: T DEUCE I PREFER THE SPACE RAYS METHOD
pants: T DEUCE THE OTHER ONE GETS YOU TIME IN LOCKUP (OR LOCKDOWN, YOUR CHOICE)
deuce: T PANTS AT THE VERY LEAST IT GETS YOU SMEARED WITH POO THAT'S FOR SURE |
deuce pants |
#comprehensively-tagged #computer #coy-pants #dc-comics #deuce-pants #evil #evil-computer #evil-robot #excessive-tags #for-sure #lockdown #lockup #minecraft #minecraft-background #poo #robot #smear #space-rays #superman #too-many-tags #weird-pants-face |
|
1,909 | 12/25/2003 | what is piss club deuce: OKAY SILENCE ON THE SET
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: TAKE ONE
deuce: I'M THE MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOT
deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I LIKE DICK
deuce: JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS
deuce: JINGLE ALL THE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
deuce: CUT |
deuce |
#balls #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #christmas-carol #christmas-tree-lights #cut #deuce-solo #jingle-balls #mousehole #piss #singing #starship #woodring-room-background |
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1,936 | 1/21/2004 | what is spigot doing spigot: WHAT'S THE MATTER THERE, CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!?
spigot: PREEZ I DROWN!!!!!
spigot: CHONG BONG DONG?!?!? SAY WHAT?!?!? FONG LONG DUH????
spigot: SHOVE |
spigot |
#chopsticks #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #rhyming #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,649 | 7/18/2014 | what is the sound spigot: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE DICK LICKING
pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B |
pants spigot |
#dick #dicklicking #pants-spigot #urinal-background #vt100 #zen |
|
1,167 | 12/11/2001 | what is your explanation for this mess pants: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS |
pants |
#gunmetal-background |
|
8,820 | 5/12/2023 | what it is deuce: UM
deuce: ERR
deuce: THAT'S HAND SANITIZER NOT BONER LUBE
spigot: I KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT BURNS |
#boner #burning #deuce-spigot #hand-sanitizer #lube #woodring-stairs-background |
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238 | 5/31/1999 | what it's about spigot: GARLIC BAGELS WITH GARLIC BUTTER!!!
deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GARLIC BALLS
spigot: IT'S NOT ABOUT LICKING DICK IT'S ABOUT LICKING DICK UNDER OATH |
deuce spigot |
#bagels #balls #butter #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #garlic #grin-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,558 | 11/29/2019 | what it's like pants: it's like cocaine for the nose
spigot: it's like an enema for the behind |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #cocaine #drugs #enema #failed-similies #pants-spigot #sfw |
|
2,367 | 4/22/2005 | what just happened in here deuce: THE SILENT BEATOFF TRAIN
pants: AND THE PARTICULARLY NOISY BEATOFF TRAIN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #masturbation #mousehole #trains #woodring-room-background |
|
4,743 | 12/17/2011 | what kind pants: WHAT KIND OF ASPY ARE YOU
deuce: AN ASPIE WITH AN UNBEATOFF DICK |
deuce pants |
#asperger-syndrome #aspergers #aspergers-syndrome #aspie #autism #autism-spectrum-disorder #deuce-pants #fonts #unbeatoff-dick |
|
6,410 | 9/2/2016 | what kind of god pants: SHUT THE DOOR
pants: ALSO MOVE THE MOUSE
pants: THEN SHUT THE DOOR
pants: NO WITH YOU OUTSIDE
pants: YOU ARE JUST
pants: OKAY FINE
pants: WHAT KIND OF GOD |
pants |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #god #huffy-pants #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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1,333 | 5/26/2002 | what kind of hose spigot: WELL LADY I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ABOUT JERKCITY BY WAY OF FORCE-FEEDING YOU MY DICK LIKE A HOSE
pants: A GREEN HARDEN HOSE I HOPE
spigot: T PANTS WHAT KIND OF HOSE IS REALLY NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
pants: T SPIGOT I AM THAT LADY |
pants spigot |
#beatles #green-garden-hose #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,029 | 6/19/2018 | what kind of house is this |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #null #sfw #shuttlecock #weird-pants-face #woodring-den-background |
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7,576 | 12/17/2019 | what kind of man pants: What kind of man gets so drunk in Las Vegas that he wakes up with a hangover??? I would say a rugged, handsome man with a big dick |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #black-background #pants-solo #start-menu #title-mismatch |
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6,675 | 6/12/2017 | what kind of pie pants: WHAT KIND OF PIE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
spigot: MORE LIKE WONDER HOW THIS MOVIE GOT MADE |
pants spigot |
#movies #pants-spigot #pie #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background #wonder-woman |
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2,236 | 12/12/2004 | what kind of sauce spigot: MY UNIVERSAL REMOTE TURNS OFF TELEVISIONS!!!!!
spigot: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE WITH YOUR MCNUGGETS
spigot: I SAID WHAT K
spigot: SIR WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LI
spigot: MY HEADPHONES ARE BROKEN |
spigot |
#click #drive-thru #mcdonalds #sfw #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,782 | 11/28/2014 | what my dong thinks pants: I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE <- WHAT MY DONG THINKS WHEN I CHOKE IT |
pants |
#beating-off #choking #dong #huffy-pants #nirvana #pants-solo #self-loathing #violence #woodring-field-background |
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6,481 | 11/15/2016 | what next pants: SOMETHING WONDERFUL |
pants |
#2010-odyssey-two #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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7,464 | 8/27/2019 | what order pants: what order should i watch black mirror in???
spigot: just please stop calling me |
pants spigot |
#black-mirror #buzzwords #mountain-background #pants-spigot #quick-call #single-panel |
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2,128 | 7/31/2004 | what passes for debate in this country deuce: DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE MARTIANS
pants: BETTER DEAD THAN RED |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #communism #deuce-pants #mars #science-fiction #sfw #white-background |
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6,772 | 9/27/2017 | what puerto rico needs right now spigot: FOLKS I THINK WE KNOW WHAT PUERTO RICO NEEDS RIGHT NOW, AND THAT IS THE AMATEUR RADIO COMMUNITY |
spigot |
#current-events #folks #ham-radio #radio #sfw #silent-key #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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5,783 | 11/29/2014 | what reagan meant spigot: I THINK WHAT REAGAN MEANT WAS TO TEAR DOWN THIS WALL AND PUT UP A STALL
pants: I'M A SKEP-CHICK |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #reagan #skep-chick #skepchick #stall #urinal-background |
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2,454 | 7/18/2005 | what spigot brought instead deuce: HURRAY PEOPLE IT'S BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY
spigot: T DEUCE I BROUGHT A BONG INSTEAD |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #deuce-spigot #mousehole #spigot-points #woodring-room-background #zork |
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9,108 | 2/24/2024 | what that word means deuce: ADULTERATE ME
deuce: WAIT, DON'T DO THAT
deuce: I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
deuce: I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE
deuce: SOMETHING BETTER
pants: MMM LET ME TRY |
#adulterate-me #definitions #deuce-pants #low-res #woodring-stairs-background |
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423 | 11/26/1999 | what the deuce: COULD WE PLEASE HAVE LESS ANAL SEX
deuce: THANK YOU
spigot: NOT FOLLOWING
pants: YOU LOST ME THERE CHIEF |
deuce pants spigot |
#anal-sex #deuce-pants-spigot #low-res #woodring-field-background |
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1,765 | 7/31/2003 | what the pants: AH, BUTTHOLES IN SPRINGTIME |
pants |
#buttholes #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,294 | 4/17/2002 | what the (reprise) spigot: KISSING JESSICA STEIN
spigot: HEY HEY GIRLS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND FIGURING OUT WE'RE ALL A LITTLE GAY
spigot: COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
spigot: I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL
spigot: MORE LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WE DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE POT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME |
spigot |
#actors #communism #dope #drugs #gay #lesbian #marijuana #repetition #smooth-fonts #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,635 | 1/15/2006 | what the fuck pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE PANDORA'S BALLS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW BUT DON'T OPEN THEM
deuce: OH CRAP TOO LATE ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD SPREAD ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot: [A
: He's all spurty
spigot: [A[A
deuce: SHUT UP
: Spurty Frog |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #edited #pandora #pandoras-balls #spurty-frog #vt100 #woodring-den-background |
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1,738 | 7/4/2003 | WHAT THE HELL spigot: POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #physical-comedy #pound #repetition #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,366 | 2/12/2022 | what the hell am i training for then pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PISS OLYMPICS ISN'T A REAL THING
deuce: IT'S STILL ONLY IN THE PLANNING STAGES
pants: WHAT THE HELL AM I TRAINING FOR THEN |
#challenge-pissing #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #olympics #piss #somber-deuce |
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9,102 | 2/18/2024 | what the hell is a spigot: HOW COME WHEN I SUCK DICK IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOT MATRIX PRINTER |
#beatboxing #dicksucking #no-title-card #printer #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,005 | 10/24/2009 | what the hell is going on here deuce: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
deuce: IF I CONCATENATE THE IDENTITY MATRIX NOTHING HAPPENS
deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #math #matrix-arithmetic #urinal-background |
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8,367 | 2/13/2022 | what the hell is wrong deuce: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HOMOS
spigot: EVIDENTLY NOTHING IF YOU READ AND ABSORB THE SCROLLBACK |
#chat #deuce-spigot #gay #single-panel #turquoise-background |
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3,765 | 2/22/2009 | what the hell man spigot: HOMPH HOMPH ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD HOMPH HOMPH LION KING |
spigot |
#disney #eating #film #homph #mouse-cursor #movies #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,143 | 6/11/2007 | what the hell, man spigot: HMM
spigot: FAT PANTS <CHECK>
spigot: GUN <CHECK>
spigot: FOLLOW ME FOR FREE HEAD FLAG <CHECK>
spigot: QUARTER FOR THAT PHONE IN THAT BAD NEIGHBORHOOD <CHECK> |
spigot |
#edited #fatness #fellatio #gun #payphone #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,532 | 3/22/2014 | what those things are spigot: IS A CROWDFUND LIKE A BLOWBANG
pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE |
pants spigot |
#george-michael #pants-spigot #porn |
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1,827 | 10/4/2003 | what to do spigot: OKAY PEOPLE WE ALL HAVE A SERIOUS CRISIS
pants: LAY IT ON US BABY
spigot: WINGS AND ELLEN ARE ON AT THE SAME TIME
pants: SHIT
pants: WHAT TO DO |
pants spigot |
#crisis #ellen #pants-spigot #wings |
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5,050 | 11/8/2012 | what wait pants: I LIKE DICKS TOO MUCH TO STOOP TO THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR
pants: WAIT WAIT
pants: WELL ALL IF I'M GOING TO DO THAT I'M GOING TO NEED A SOLDERING IRON |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #soldering-iron #yellow-background |
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6,856 | 12/21/2017 | what we really need pants: WELL I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY NEW FRIEND RACHEL MADDOW ON MSNBC BYE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: L8R
pants: NOT LAWRENCE O'DONNELL THOUGH HE'S A HUGE GRABBY GUS
pants: I'M ROCK HARD AND READY TO PARTY
pants: GOT ANY BLOW (SNIFF)
pants: WHAT I MEAN IS THAT YOU BLOW ME
pants: DON'T BE SHY, FORM A LINE TO THE RIGHT
pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE DEEPER MUSTARD JARS THAT I CAN DIP MY DICK ALL THE WAY INTO |
deuce pants |
#cocaine #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dipping #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #huffy-pants #marijuana #msnbc #mustard #rachel-maddow #stoned #television #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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1 | 8/17/1998 | what with the boners pants: $LOCAL[0][0] = "BONERS"
pants: PERL IS WEIRD
deuce: WHAT WITH THE BONERS
pants: CAN'T GET ENOUGH (SERIOUSLY)
deuce: FAG TRAP
:pants EMBRACES THE FAG TRAP
:deuce THROWS UP |
deuce pants |
#birthday-strip #boner #caption #debut #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag #fag-trap #perl #programming #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,007 | 9/24/2012 | what would be funny spigot: WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY WOULD BE TO REGISTER JERKCITY.COM
spigot: CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#grey-background #meta #perl #sfw #spigot-solo |