No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,435 | 1/11/2011 | what would be super spigot: WHAT WOULD BE SUPER IS IF YOU COULD PLEASE SHUT YOUR BIG FAT YAPPER |
spigot |
#be-quiet #insults #shut-up #spigot-solo #urinal-background #yapper |
|
373 | 10/10/1999 | what would christ do spigot: WHAT WOULD CHRIST DO
pants: HE WOULD MAKE AN O OF HIS MOUTH AND GO ABOUT HIS BUSINESS |
pants spigot |
#christ #god #jesus #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
4,497 | 3/25/2011 | what your problem is deuce: T PANTS YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS
deuce: T PANTS YOU LOVE TOO MUCH
pants: SQUIRT MUSTARD UP AND DOWN MY PENIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #mustard #woodring-room-background |
|
3,243 | 9/19/2007 | what-ever pants: I HAVE A BOXCUTTER GIVE UP THE ASS |
pants |
#ass #huffy-pants #pants-solo #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
|
6,529 | 1/8/2017 | what-ever pants: NEW YEAR, NEW BAG OF FARTS
spigot: WIFE SAYS I CAN LICK DICK WHENEVER I WANT, JUST NOT IN THE HOUSE |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #farts #high-res #marriage #mousehole #new-year #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
8,914 | 8/14/2023 | what, indeed pants: WHY CAN'T WE QUIT OUR JOBS
deuce: YES
pants: GET A VAN
deuce: YES
pants: DRIVE AROUND
deuce: YES
pants: SOLVE MYSTERIES
deuce: YES
pants: AND SUCK DICKS ALONG THE WAY
deuce: Y-- NO
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #scooby-doo #woodring-field-background |
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7,687 | 4/6/2020 | what's all this now spigot: what's this about a control grope
spigot: how / are ya fixed / for pricks |
spigot |
#fixed-for-pricks #grope #mousehole #pricks #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,924 | 7/31/2009 | what's going on here |
rands spigot |
#hey-its-rands #no-dialog #sfw #uncensored #urinal-background |
|
7,742 | 5/30/2020 | what's in it for me deuce: WANA FUK
pants: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME
deuce: A FUK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #negotiations #woodring-room-background |
|
8,063 | 4/16/2021 | what's past is prologue pants: FUCK NOSTALGIA, THE PAST IS GAY
deuce: THE FUTURE:WAY GAYER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gayness #nostalgia #sfw #shakespeare #single-panel #stalldoor-background #star-trek #time |
|
4,471 | 2/17/2011 | what's strange spigot: WHAT'S STRANGE IS WHY MY PANTS ARE DOWN AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #green-background #spigot-solo #trousers |
|
7,439 | 8/2/2019 | what's that spell spigot: H
spigot: A
spigot: M
spigot: B
spigot: U
spigot: R
spigot: G
spigot: E
spigot: R
spigot: S |
spigot |
#filler-panel #hamburgers #sfw #spelling #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
5,663 | 8/1/2014 | what's the deal here .(spigot): FIVE SHAMROCK SHAKES A DAY AND I'M STILL A BLIMP WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE |
spigot |
#fatness #mcdonalds #sfw #shamrock-shakes #spigot-solo #thought #yellow-background |
|
1,730 | 6/26/2003 | What's the Haps? spigot: YO WORD UP WITH THE ONE TWO WHAT'S THE HAPS HURR DUH |
spigot |
#music #rap #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
8,004 | 2/16/2021 | what's the most pants: WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER LOST IN A COIN TOSS
deuce: I DON'T KNOW I COULDN'T SAY
pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #gambling #huffy-pants #no-country-for-old-men #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,325 | 4/10/2019 | what's up seattle spigot: WHAT'S UP SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beer bottle |
spigot |
#high-res #seattle #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #violence #white-background |
|
4,843 | 3/29/2012 | what's wrong with my suggestion spigot: SHOULD MY EHARMONY PROFILE SAY "I LIKE BURRITOS" OR "I HAVE A PASSION FOR BURRITOS"
deuce: A PALATE INCLINED TOWARD BURRITOS
pants: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SUGGESTION (BURRITOPHILE)
deuce: A DEEP APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLTIES IN AND AROUND BURRITOS - BURRITOESQUE
spigot: I GUESS I DON'T LIKE THEM THAT MUCH |
deuce pants spigot |
#burritos #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eharmony #red-background |
|
7,441 | 8/4/2019 | whatever spigot: lol at spelling
deuce: I DON'T KNOW THINGS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #lol #sfw #single-panel #spelling #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,179 | 8/10/2021 | whatever happened there pants: OUR TRUE ENEMY
pants: HAS YET
pants: TO REVEAL HIMSELF
pants: OR HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020 OUR TRUE ENEMY COULD BE A WOMAN |
pants |
#coy-pants #filler-panel #gender #huffy-pants #last-year #mountain-background #sfw #the-godfather |
|
6,584 | 3/11/2017 | whatever happened to artistic vision deuce: PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON
pants: OKAY BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SCRIPT SAYS
deuce: YOUR PANTS TOO
pants: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ARTISTIC VISION IN THIS TOWN (FUMBLING WITH DOCKERS) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dockers #huffy-pants #male-nudity #pants-is-sexy #pants-of-pants #porn #woodring-field-background |
|
6,809 | 11/5/2017 | whatever is more racist pants: WELL I'M BORED
pants: SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN ME
pants: IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
pants: IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE
pants: A DICKLICKING SESSION IN PROGRESS
pants: WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK
spigot: AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #grey-background #honk #pants-spigot #raise-you-a #rhyming #sfw |
|
7,180 | 11/17/2018 | WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO pants: WILLING TO POP AND PUSH
pants: TO SHIFT AND UNSHIFT
pants: MEET JOE BALLS
pants: SMELL ME
pants: FUCKING SMELL ME
pants: HYUNDAI
pants: I WILL WANK IT AND I WONDER WHY AND I WILL GO BACK TO WANKING IT
pants: THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME (OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO) |
pants |
#cars #funloving-nonsense #hyundai #pants-solo #politics #unix #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,177 | 12/30/2015 | whatever makes the day go by pants: A GUIDE TO FULLY HOMOMORPHIC ENCRYPTION
deuce: AS LONG AS IT'S NOT HOMEOMORPHIC |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #encryption #sfw #urinal-background |
|
5,211 | 4/22/2013 | whatever this is spigot: I THINK I'LL SUCK WHATEVER THIS IS
spigot: BLUH PUH GROSS
spigot: NEXT TIME FUCKING TELL ME |
spigot |
#blowjob #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,831 | 5/23/2023 | whatever will you do deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LICK DICK IN THE TOILET
spigot: I SEE DO AND DON'T SEPARATED ONLY BY A COMMA IN THAT SENTENCE |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #no-title-card #punctuation #single-panel #toilet #urinal-background |
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4,273 | 7/30/2010 | whatever you've got available spigot: I WOULD PREFER MORE JIZZ AS OPPOSED TO LESS BUT WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT AVAILABLE DUM DE DUM
pants: GOT TO GET IT UP, GET IT OFF, GET OUT |
pants spigot |
#jizz #lynnea #pants-spigot #prostitute #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
2,472 | 8/5/2005 | whatnot spigot: LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON THEY'RE CALLED MOUNTIES
pants: I'VE FOUND YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH SHOVE ANYTHING THROUGH THE HOLES AND THEY TAKE IT
pants: WASHERS, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS
spigot: PENCILS AND LITTLE FIGURINES AND WHAT NOT |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #hole #mounties #pants-spigot #police #rcmp #rubber-band #urine #whatnot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,391 | 2/14/2008 | wheatgrass & saltwater dick: I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL
pants: GAHLUGUHALUGHAG WHEATGRASS AND SALTWATER AHLGUAHULGAG |
dick pants |
#anorexia #bulimia #dick-pants #dieting #photo-background #saltwater #supermodel #weight-loss #wheatgrass |
|
1,637 | 3/25/2003 | Wheel of GHLAGHLG spigot: *ICK THE *ICK
deuce: I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rhyming #smooth-fonts #vowel #wheel-of-fortune #woodring-field-background |
|
533 | 3/12/2000 | wheelchair ramp spigot: MY JUNIOR YEAR IS REALLY MY MOST IMPORTANT YEAR EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HOARRKKTH BULLETS THROUGH MY HEAD AND MOUTH AND FACE AND BALLS AND LEGS
spigot: I HOPE BYU HAS A WHEELCHAIR RAMP |
spigot |
#ada #balls #bullets #byu #education #mormon #mousehole #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #school #school-shooting #spigot-solo #university #utah #wheelchair #wheelchair-ramp #woodring-room-background |
|
1,976 | 2/29/2004 | wheeze puff pant oh god more dick spigot: I SHOULD TOTALLY USE MY PHONE TO TAKE PIX OF MY MOBLOG AND BLUETOOTH THEM TO MY AIRPORT IPOD WHILE I'M GARAGE BAND JAMMING WITH MY FELLOW ORKUTEERS AT COACHELLA
spigot: WHEEZE PUFF PANT OH GOD MORE DICK
spigot: HOMPTHLBLMRLBLOIHJRTH)(*JH |
spigot |
#airport #apple #bluetooth #buzzwords #coachella #dick #hipsters #ipod #moblog #orkut #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,662 | 12/5/2022 | when everything's back to normal spigot: I DID NOT LIKE THAT VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF PENISES YET TO COME
deuce: TURNS OUT GHOST PENISES POKE AND PROD JUST LIKE THE LIVE ONES
pants: THE WORLD'S LARGEST UNDERWATER BLOWHOLE
pants: SHOW ME YOUR DINGUS
deuce: WHEN EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL I CAN FINALLY TAKE A BREAK AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
spigot: A STEADY DIET OF PERFORMANCE PLANS AND PROGRESS CHECKINS |
#agile #blowhole #christmas #christmas-carol #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dingus #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #ghosts #huffy-pants #lemon-background #middle-management #penis #somber-deuce #suicide #underwater #weird-pants-face |
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2,627 | 1/7/2006 | when i go to sleep i dream deuce: WHEN I GO TO SLEEP I DREAM OF PRICKS
deuce: AND THEN WAKE UP AND YEP PRICKS THERE TOO
deuce: SWEET PRICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gay-fatness #mousehole #pricks #woodring-room-background |
|
7,206 | 12/13/2018 | when i ring the little bell pants: t deuce when i ring the little bell i expect you to appear at my bedside asking me what i want
deuce: sorry, I'm on break
pants: shitting together, holding hands, squeezing your fingers tight when i strain
pants: what's your pin number |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #pin #shit |
|
1,877 | 11/23/2003 | when i was in preschool deuce: WHEN I WAS IN PRESCHOOL I GOT AN "E" FOR EXCELLENT IN MATH SKILLS AND IN INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS I GOT A "Q" FOR
deuce: WAIT
deuce: SHUT UP |
deuce |
#bathrobe #deuce-solo #preschool #report-card #school #sfw #shut-up #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,483 | 8/16/2005 | when is a rape not a rape pants: MOUTH RAPE IS THE MISUNDERSTOOD RAPE
deuce: IT'S NOT REALLY RAPE IF THE VICTIM IS A WOMAN |
deuce pants |
#alice-in-wonderland #deuce-pants #earthrise-background #rape #riddle |
|
2,986 | 1/5/2007 | when is cupcake day anyway atandt: WOLF TRAP FOUNDATION FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
atandt: J. T. BATTENBERG III
atandt: DETROIT RENAISSANCE
pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY OR NO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cupcake-day #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,820 | 1/5/2015 | when is it time spigot: WHAT ABOUT MY FACE
spigot: WHEN IS IT TIME FOR SPIGOT'S FACE |
spigot |
#heart-attack #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
6,211 | 2/10/2016 | when it comes spigot: HOW COME THE AMAZING RANDI ISN'T SKEPTICAL WHEN IT COMES TO LICKING DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #james-randi #magic #neon-grid-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
6,794 | 10/21/2017 | when it comes to detecting shit deuce: THIS IS THE SHITTIEST SHIT THAT HAS EVER BEEN SHIT (AND I'M A PRO WHEN IT COMES TO DETECTING SHIT SINCE I'VE SHIT SHIT FOR A SHITTILY LONG TIME) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #high-res #hospital-background #repetition #shit #single-panel |
|
2,889 | 9/25/2006 | when it cries spigot: MY DICK IS LOOKING AT ME IN THAT WAY
atandt: DON'T PICK IT UP EVERY TIME IT CRIES |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #dick #title-mismatch |
|
5,737 | 10/14/2014 | when life gives you lemons spigot: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS!!!!!!!!!
spigot: JUST KILL YOURSELF AND FLY AROUND THROUGH SPACE AND PLAY JOKES ON PEOPLE |
spigot |
#cocktober #jean-charles #kill-yourself #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,350 | 9/8/2013 | when phrased that way pants: FILL MY FANNYHOLE WITH PISS
deuce: THAT'S REALLY GROSS WHEN PHRASED THAT WAY |
deuce pants |
#fanny #irc #kink #pants-solo #piss #woodring-field-background |
|
4,710 | 11/11/2011 | when spread on bread net: MY JIZZ RESEMBLES MAYONNAISE WHEN SPREAD ON BREAD
net: DO YOU THINK THAT'S CAUSE FOR ALARM?
net: OK BRING ON THE BIG SLAPPITY DICKS AND FOAMY POO |
net |
#alarm #dicks #jizz #mayonnaise #net-solo #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,135 | 8/7/2004 | when the end comes it might be messy pants: THE END WON'T BE MESSY
pants: IT WILL BE LONG AND UNCOMFORTABLE
pants: WELCOME TO THE GIGGLEWEEDS (AND THAT'S ODD BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU VISITED THERE WAS NO SIGNPOST) |
pants |
#giggleweeds #pants-solo #sfw #white-background |
|
1,592 | 2/7/2003 | when the lights are off net: ENCLOSED PLEASE FIND ONE DONG WHICH I AM RETURNING BECAUSE IT IS TOO DARK
net: I SPECIFICALLY CHOSE "CHOCOLATE" WITH AN ALTERNATE OF "MOCHA" BUT THIS IS CLEARLY AN "EBONY"
net: WELL I GUESS WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY I REALLY CAN'T TELL WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF |
net |
#net-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,441 | 4/4/2008 | when the lights go down spigot: T DEUCE WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
deuce: T SPIGOT MAKE ME PRETEND TO BE YOUR DOG
spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SQUIRTING HONEY MUSTARD AND OIL AND VINEGAR ALL OVER MINE
deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WHAT
deuce: SCARED NOW |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dog #hot-dog #mustard #photo-background #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
2,169 | 10/7/2004 | when then ozone: MAESTRO 113% /USR/AMANDA/JT -U 7 SC0D6L0
ozone: SC0D6L0: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO SLOT 7
ozone: MAESTRO 114% /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0
ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8
ozone: REWINDING
pants: NOW WE CAN GET HIGH |
ozone pants |
#amanda #cartridge #deja-vu #drugs #loading #maestro #mousehole #ozone-pants #sc0d6l0 #unix #usr #woodring-room-background |
|
3,500 | 6/2/2008 | when they poke pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE
pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA |
pants |
#bsod #deja-vu #honk #pants-solo #poking #poll #polling #polling-data #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
2,244 | 12/20/2004 | when you care enough to suck the very best deuce: DADDY WANTS ME TO STOP SUCKING DICK (CONSTANTLY)
pants: HOW DID HE EXPRESS HIS DISAPPROVAL
deuce: A DICK TO THE FACE CURIOUSLY ENOUGH
deuce: NOT REALLY SENDING THE RIGHT MESSAGE
pants: STILL HE CARES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks |
|
6,498 | 12/4/2016 | when you get in tomorrow spigot: NUTS
spigot: OH YOU'RE GONE
spigot: WE'LL PICK THIS UP WHEN YOU GET IN TOMORROW |
spigot |
#bong #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #planning #scheduling #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,627 | 10/7/2008 | when you need it to deuce: WHY DOESN'T THE GAY ALARM WORK WHEN YOU NEED IT TO
spigot: BEEP |
deuce spigot |
#alarm #bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #gay #urinal-background |
|
7,413 | 7/7/2019 | where are all the reply guys pants: so what do we get paid when somebody hearts our tweets
spigot: i'm annoyed that there are never any comments, just useless hearts and RT's
spigot: usually i hate all the shit takes in the comments, but these are our readers shit taking
pants: where are all the reply guys
deuce: Did you mean: _shittake_ |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #did-you-mean #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mousehole #mushroom #reply-guys #spigot #spurt #woodring-room-background |
|
1,233 | 2/15/2002 | where are you now that we need you pants: IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT MORE PUNK ROCK TO LIKE STARBUCKS AND LISTEN TO MADONNA |
pants |
#madonna #pants-solo #sfw #starbucks #woodring-room-background |
|
4,930 | 7/3/2012 | where did it go deuce: WHERE DID JERKCITY GO
pants: JERKCITY IS A CRATER NOW |
deuce pants |
#crater #deuce-pants #meta #white-background |
|
7,674 | 3/24/2020 | where did our love go spigot: time to drink coffee and eat candy and watch movies all day
spigot: hot tip: reese's "fast break"
spigot: (king size plz) |
spigot |
#candy #coffee #fatness #plz #sfw #spigot-solo #the-supremes #white-background |
|
794 | 11/25/2000 | where did pants go atandt: HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SUCKING OFF THE ENTIRE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY AND RAN OFF THE LOT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #user-friendly #webcomic #woodring-room-background |
|
841 | 1/13/2001 | where have all the faggots gone pants: WHERE HAVE ALL THE FAGGOTS GONE
pants: T DEUCE I ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION !!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE FPFHFHFHTTH FOUND 'EM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
4,670 | 9/28/2011 | where in the world pants: OW
deuce: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GUYS PUT MY BRA
spigot: KNOCK IT OFF |
deuce pants spigot |
#bra #deuce-pants-spigot #fashion #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #sfw #suck #woodring-field-background |
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2,404 | 5/29/2005 | where is my pulitzer prize ozone: FUCK YOU
ozone: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
spigot: WHERE IS MY PULITZER PRIZE FOR DICK JOKES |
ozone spigot |
#dick-jokes #fuck-you #mousehole #ozone-spigot #pulitzer #woodring-room-background |
|
1,279 | 4/2/2002 | where is that goddamn water closet pants: HELLO ?????? IS ANYBODY HERE ???
spigot: SORRY THIS IS NOT THE DORK SQUAD OR THE DOOFUS CLUB OR THE DICKLICKER SOCIETY |
pants spigot |
#dicklicker-society #dicklicking #doofus-club #dork-squad #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #road-sign #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,740 | 1/28/2009 | where is the love deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE
(pants): RIGHT HERE
pants: CUPPED IN MY HANDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #love #sfw #urinal-background #whisper |
|
5,651 | 7/20/2014 | where is the love pants: WHERE IS THE LOVE
deuce: CERTAINLY NOT HERE
pants: I THINK IT MIGHT BE HERE!!!! LOOKING UNDER SEAT CUSHIONS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #love #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,732 | 8/14/2017 | where is the love deuce: OKAY BEDTIME
deuce: NICE GALGHLAHGLAHG TALKING TO YOU GLAHGLAHGLAHG AS USUAL GLAHGLAHGLGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGA
deuce: HGLA |
deuce |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicklicking #dipping |
|
4,189 | 5/5/2010 | where is the urine pants: URINE
deuce: WHERE
pants: WHAT
deuce: I SAID WHERE AS IN WHERE IS THE URINE
pants: BUT I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE URINE
deuce: OH I SEE: SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE URINE IS EITHER
pants: RIGHT
deuce: YOU'RE JUST TEASING ME NOW AREN'T YOU
pants: I THOUGHT YOU HAD URINE AND YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE LOCATION
pants: WHEREAS MY RESPONSE WAS TO SLIGHTLY OPEN MY MOUTH, CLOSE MY EYES
pants: FOR WHICH THERE IS NO TRANSLATION INTO THIS CYBERWORLD WE CALL [GAS CHAMBER] |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gas #gas-chamber #miscommunication #mouth-of-pants #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
4,470 | 2/16/2011 | where it's totally legal deuce: OKAY FINE
deuce: OFF TO RAPE GHOSTS IN MY SLEEP (WHERE IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL)
deuce: LEGAL I TELL YOU, LEGAL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dogshit #ghost #rape #urinal-background |
|
7,040 | 6/30/2018 | where my life went so right |
deuce pants |
#craigslist #deuce-pants #drinking #prostitute #white-background |
|
5,872 | 2/26/2015 | where no man has gone before CAPTAIN: TODAY WE'RE GOING TO CONCENTRATE LESS ON OUTER SPACE AND MORE ON INNER TOILETS
SPARKY: WOOF URF BZZZP HOP BOP
PRIVATE JIM: BUT WHY CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN: HEY SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU'LL SEE
PRIVATE JIM: THAT'S A ROGER
SPARKY: BZZZZZ HURBLE BIP DIP PIP |
captain private jim sparky |
#bolo #jenv #maynard #photo-background #series #space-nuts #space-nuts-background #star-trek-event #tongtyed |
|
6,594 | 3/23/2017 | where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines spigot: HOME IS WHEREVER THESE SCALLOPED POTATOES DON'T TASTE LIKE MAGAZINES
pants: MORE APPETIZERS FROM TRADER JOE'S PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#food #oddly-specific #pants-spigot #product-placement #sfw #trader-joes #urinal-background |
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1,864 | 11/10/2003 | where the hell : PANTS WONDERS WHERE THE HELL THE BONG IS HIDING
pants: I CANNOT KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY GENITALS
pants: MY ROUGH ROUGH HANDS |
pants |
#bong #caption #gay #mouth #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,863 | 5/31/2009 | where the hell deuce: WHERE THE HELL AM I
deuce: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BEDROOM |
deuce |
#confusion #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #trespass #urinal-background |
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4,546 | 5/13/2011 | where the hell spigot: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY COCKITY NUTS
spigot: OKAY FOUND THEM |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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8,818 | 5/10/2023 | where time becomes a loop spigot: HERE'S MY BLACK MIRROR IDEA: WHAT IF COMPUTERS DID A THING
spigot: WHAT IF WE'RE ALL IN REALITY **AND** IN A DREAM BUT ALSO NOT REALLY
spigot: WHAT IF SOMETHING WAS *** DIFFERENT *** SOMEHOW
spigot: WHAT IF SOCIETY SUDDENLY BECAME SOME KIND OF A BIG SITUATION TYPE DEAL
pants: MY NUTS POUNDED INTO A FLAT CIRCLE |
#black-mirror #computer #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #gotham-background #nuts-of-pants #physical-comedy #somber-deuce |
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8,467 | 5/24/2022 | where wallace at pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE'S THE BOY, STRING
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE, STRING
pants: STRING
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: AND WHERE'S GROMIT |
#aardman-animation #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #the-wire #wallace-and-gromit |
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8,524 | 7/20/2022 | where we grew up spigot: THE LAND O' LAKES JUVENILE DETENTION FACILITY
deuce: THE RECENTLY RECOMMISSIONED DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY
effigy: THE BALONEY SHINERS' UNION 12957? |
#childhood #deuce-effigy-spigot #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #eggshell-background #somber-deuce #union |
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2,268 | 1/13/2005 | where will it end deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO
pants: WHEN WILL MANKIND LEARN
pants: WHERE WILL IT END |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #poo |
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3,055 | 3/15/2007 | where's my fucking dinner dick: WHERE'S MY FUCKING WIFE?
deuce: SHE WASN'T WORKING IN THE KITCHEN SO I COOKED HER
deuce: VOTE KUCINICH
dick: WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR DINNER NOW?
deuce: I'LL SHIT HER OUT SHORTLY |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dinner #eye-injury #mountain-background #politics #shit #vore #voting #wife |
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1,060 | 8/26/2001 | where's pants atandt: WHERE'S PANTS
atandt: I SURE HOPE HE'S NOT STUCK IN SOME JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL
atandt: WHERE THE POLICE ARE CHASING HIM FOR THE WRONGFUL RAPE OF A BEATIFUL YOUNG
atandt: HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE
spigot: T ATANDT OR MAYBE HE'S LOST IN THE WONDERS OF AMY TAN'S HEARTWARMING
spigot: DEPICTION OF THREE GENERATIONS OF A KOREAN FAMILY
spigot: STRUGGLING TO OVERCOME THE OFTEN COMICAL LANGUAGE OF LOVE
spigot: WIPE OFF THAT LIPSTICK, SLIDE ON OVER HERE AND LET'S GET STARTED |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,721 | 8/2/2017 | where's spigot pants: COMPARING PAYLOADS
pants: CHECKSUMS MATCH
pants: NOT A FORGERY
deuce: ESCALATION CONFIRMED
pants: TURN YOUR KEY
pants: *SPIGOT* IS FURIOUSLY TYPING WHILE THE PEANUT GALLERY IS BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT |
deuce pants |
#back-on-my-bullshit #deuce-pants #green-background #huffy-pants #wargames #weird-pants-face |
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8,417 | 4/4/2022 | whereupon pants: WHEREUPON I EAT THE ENTIRE TIN OF ALTOIDS AND VOMIT FOAM FOR 30 MINUTES |
#altoids #green-background #overdose #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #starbucks-background #vomit |
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6,369 | 7/23/2016 | wherever it is right now deuce: CAN I WORK FOR YOU AT JERKCITY OR THE BUS STATION OR WHEREVER IT IS RIGHT NOW
spigot: MEET MISTER BALLS |
deuce spigot |
#balls #bus #bus-station #deuce-spigot #employment #mister-balls #public-transportation #woodring-field-background |
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4,255 | 7/12/2010 | which cup deuce: I JUST WANTED TO UNDERSTAND WHICH CUP TO FILL WITH URINE
pants: ALL OF THEMS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #nihilism #urine #woodring-room-background |
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8,206 | 9/6/2021 | which dungeon deuce: T PANTS I JUST WASHED CLOTHES!!! NOW CAN I PLEASE BE LET OUT OF THE DUNGEON
deuce: SORRY, *MAY* I
pants: THE DIRTY CLOTHES DUNGEON OR THE REGULAR DUNGEON
deuce: UNCLEAR (IT'S V. DARK)
deuce: I THINK I SMELL A WUMPUS
pants: SO THE REGULAR DUNGEON
pants: DENIED |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dungeon #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #wumpus |
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5,668 | 8/6/2014 | which is a security issue pants: DO YOU HAVE THE PASSWORD FOR MY MOUTH
deuce: I THINK IT'S "DICK" ("COCK" IS ALSO ACCEPTED WHICH IS A SECURITY ISSUE) |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #password #security |
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7,402 | 6/26/2019 | which is gayer pants: grand prix
deuce: Le Mans
deuce: both equally gay
pants: which is gayer
pants: the pact is sealed |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #racing #white-background |
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8,568 | 9/2/2022 | which is worse spigot: WHICH IS WORSE: A SYMPOSIUM OR A WEBINAR |
#mountain-background #sfw #symposium #webinar |
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9,063 | 1/10/2024 | which one already spigot: WHICH SOPRANOS CHARACTER ON SESAME STREET ARE YOU ???
:beep: BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
spigot: YOU ARE BADA BERT |
#echinaceamagnus-background #sesame-street #sfw #sfx #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
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3,077 | 4/6/2007 | which one are you pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #fighting-irish-pose #groin-injury #hollow-log #log #mountain-background #multipants #multiplicity #repetition #sfw #which-one-are-you |
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8,220 | 9/20/2021 | which one are you again deuce: T PANTS FOUND THE SHOVEL I LOST THREE DAYS AGO OR WHATEVER
deuce: IT WAS IN THE SAND CHEST
pants: DO I KNOW YOU |
deuce pants |
#confusion #coy-pants #deuce-pants #minecraft #sand #sfw #shovel #somber-deuce #suicide #which-one-are-you #woodring-field-background |
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2,455 | 7/19/2005 | which one is the treathole pants: COULD YOU JUST MEASURE MY SHADOW AND SEE HOW LONG WINTER'LL BE
pants: I'M THE CHRISTMAS FAG
pants: POP ME IN YOUR TREATHOLE |
pants |
#christmas #confectionery #fag #food #hole #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,189 | 3/31/2013 | which one of us deuce: DING
deuce: ONE POINT TO THE FAT GUY WITH THE BONG
pants: WHICH ONE OF US IS
pants: OH |
deuce pants |
#bong #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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7,373 | 5/28/2019 | which pet shop boy are you pants: which pet shop boy are you????????????????????
pants: [ ] one of them
pants: [ ] the other???????? how many are there |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #huffy-pants #mountain-background #pants-solo #pet-shop-boys #quiz #weird-pants-face |
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2,553 | 10/26/2005 | which tty am i on spigot: SO WHO ALL IS HERE
spigot: WHICH TTY AM I ON FOLKS
deuce: SCARED
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH URF GIMME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #homph #sfw #tty #unix #woodring-field-background |
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2,772 | 6/2/2006 | which way you going about it anyway deuce: CAN I BORROW $1000 FOR A PENIS OPERATION
pants: WHICH WAY YOU GOIN', LARGER OR SMALLER
deuce: I WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A FLOWER
pants: AHHH
deuce: CAN THEY SHAPE IT LIKE A DUCK OR WHAT
pants: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST WIDER TOO |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #duck #kc-green #penis-enlargement #woodring-field-background |
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4,940 | 7/13/2012 | while doing so pants: BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH ME
pants: CEASE TO EXIST WHILE DOING SO
pants: INFLATE ME LIKE DIG DUG
pants: LEAVE THE BLUEPRINT
pants: I'LL NEED THAT FOR THE END OF TIME |
pants |
#blueprint #dig-dug #end-of-time #inflation #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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426 | 11/29/1999 | while i was asleep spigot: YOU BE THE BORG AND I'LL BE BILL GATES AND WE CAN GROPE AT EACH OTHER'S ASS AND NUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR (FORTY-FIVE MINUTES)
pants: SET A TIMER
spigot: LAST NIGHT WILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM |
pants spigot |
#bill-gates #boner #borg #chat #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
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4,054 | 12/15/2009 | while i'm here spigot: TO: ALL
spigot: DON'T FUCKING LOCK THE CANDY CABINET WHILE I'M HERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #candy #fatness #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,564 | 12/5/2019 | while supplies last spigot: folks i'm licking dick at participating locations while supplies last |
spigot |
#dicklicking #folks #marketing #promotion #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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2,949 | 11/28/2006 | whipping around pants: WITH THE CAMERA WHIPPING AROUND MATRIX-STYLE
spigot: T DEUCE SEE???????? WE DO HAVE GOOD IDEAS FOR FRIENDS EPISODES
deuce: ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING FRILLY
pants: T SPIGOT IF I DON'T PUT OUT I WILL GET KICKED OFF JERKCITY
deuce: YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #friends #matrix #movies #naked #naked-powerpoint-slides #powerpoint #television |
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2,203 | 11/9/2004 | whistle while you work pants: EXCUSE ME SIR
pants: WHICH WAY IS THE MEN'S ROOM
pants: THANKS MISTER (WHISTLES)
pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
pants: AVERAGE WAIT TIME 175 MINUTES???? AWWW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONORAIL
pants: OR STOOD IN A FANTASTICAL QUEUE
pants: EITHER WAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GIFT SHOP |
pants |
#disneyland #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |