No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,203 | 11/9/2004 | whistle while you work pants: EXCUSE ME SIR
pants: WHICH WAY IS THE MEN'S ROOM
pants: THANKS MISTER (WHISTLES)
pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
pants: AVERAGE WAIT TIME 175 MINUTES???? AWWW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONORAIL
pants: OR STOOD IN A FANTASTICAL QUEUE
pants: EITHER WAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GIFT SHOP |
pants |
#disneyland #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
662 | 7/16/2000 | whistling in the darkness pants: I AM HITTING YOU OVER THE HEAD AND TAKING YOUR LOAF, YOUR JUG OF WINE
deuce: WHAT ABOUT THOU
: THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS ..... BE GOOD TO OTHER PEOPLE !!!!!! *THANX*
: preme sentema |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #hand-drawn #wine |
|
8,059 | 4/12/2021 | white boy summer pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU READY FOR WHITE BOY SUMMER
deuce: PROB NOT |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boner #chet-hanks #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #summer #white-boy-summer |
|
5,427 | 12/5/2013 | white chicks vs black dicks deuce: WHITE CHICKS VS. BLACK DICKS POV
deuce: SO ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #shakespeare #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,802 | 10/29/2017 | white house down deuce: T PANTS YOU'RE RIGHT IT WAS CALLED WHITE HOUSE DOWN I AM SO SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU WHILE YOU WERE COOKING ME FOOD |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #grey-background #high-res #movies #sfw #single-panel #white-house-down |
|
2,082 | 6/15/2004 | white men spigot: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
pants: IT'S TOTALLY BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE YESTERDAY
pants: IT'S FREAKY THERE'S NOWHERE TO LEAN OR PISS
spigot: DO I HAVE TO WORK
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON OZONE'S TIVO BIP BOOP BOOP BOOP |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #tivo #white-background |
|
2,081 | 6/14/2004 | white out pants: GAY MARRIAGE IN YOUR LIVING ROOMS !!! RUBBING INTO YOUR FACE INTO IT !!!! HOOO BOY WE'VE GOT BIG-- HEY WHERE DID THE WORLD GO
pants: HOLY CRAP
hanford: WOW
hanford: I'LL GO KICK THE BOX YOU STAY HERE AND THAT GODDAMN BONG STAYS IN YOUR LOCKER UNTIL WE'RE DONE
pants: OH SHIT DUDE CHECK IT OUT THEY CAN READ THIS |
hanford pants |
#bong #fourth-wall #gay-marriage #hanford-pants #white-background |
|
3,025 | 2/13/2007 | white paint pants: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF PAINT
pants: WHITE PAINT
pants: PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDSET
pants: WHERE ARE ALL THE BODIES
pants: LET ME TELL YOU THE THING HATES DRINKING BONGWATER
pants: IT GETS ANGRY AND SPITS AND SWEARS
pants: UPSKIRT??????????
pants: FIGHT HARDER MEN |
pants |
#anal #bong #bongwater #bored-pants #coy-pants #dick-drinking #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pie #upskirt #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
5,830 | 1/15/2015 | white paper spigot: TUGGING YOUR SLEEVE AND BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH YOU NOT TO BELIEVE THE HYPE ABOUT CLOUD COMPUTING AND ARGUING WITH YOU TO CLAIM YOUR FREE WHITEPAPER DOWNLOAD NOW
deuce: FREE ?!??!?!?!?!?!?1 SCRAMBLING OVER SELF, DROPPING PHONE, KNOCKING OVER BOOKSHELF, TRIGGERING WORLD WAR III |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #the-cloud #wwiii |
|
2,842 | 8/9/2006 | who are they talking about anyway effigy: IS SHE BIG?
deuce: WHAT YOU MEAN FAT
effigy: NO, I MEAN, CAN SHE KICK MY ASS...?
deuce: NO I DON'T THINK SO
effigy: OK. TELL HER THAT I NEED A BLOWJOB.
deuce: AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS PCP |
deuce effigy |
#correct-grammar #deuce-effigy #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
6,437 | 10/2/2016 | who are you trying to fool anyway spigot: --L======L'< CHOMP CHOMP BZZT
deuce: SIGH THAT'S CLEARLY AN ASCII CROCODILE NOT AN ALLIGATOR
deuce: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ANYWAY |
deuce spigot |
#ascii-art #deuce-spigot #fraud #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
2,434 | 6/28/2005 | who broke the ps command pants: WARNING: BAD PS SYNTAX, PERHAPS A BOGUS '-'? SEE HTTP://PROCPS.SF.NET/FAQ.HTML
pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMPY BEARDO DUMBSHITS FUCKED UP PS
pants: MAYBE YOUR FREAKISHLY BACKWARDS THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY CAN'T AFFORD DASHES BUT HERE IN ***AMERICA*** IT IS HOW WE PASS OUR ARGUMENTS |
pants |
#beardo #pants-solo #procps #third-world #unix #url #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,483 | 6/9/2022 | who can say pants: IT'S THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP AGAIN!!!!!!
pants: MAYBE THIS ONE: [LINK TO A DICK PIC, POSSIBLY MY OWN, WHO CAN SAY]
deuce: (SQUINTING) THAT'S A BLACK DICK
pants: WHO CAN SAY
deuce: INVESTIGATION RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE
deuce: I TYPE THINGS AND THEN YOU TYPE THINGS AND THEN THE PATTERN REPEATS
pants: FOREVER MORE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dick-pics #drunk-deuce #linux #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
||
5,908 | 4/3/2015 | who didn't deuce: WHO DIDN'T SHIT THEMSELVES TODAY ??!?!? }}}} ME {{{{
pants: HURRAY |
deuce pants |
#captcha #deuce-pants #mousehole #shit #singing #woodring-room-background |
|
8,410 | 3/28/2022 | who ever spigot: WHOEVER SAID I LICK DICK WAS REALLY NOT JOKING BLORK BLOP |
#dicklicking #gunmetal-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
5,628 | 6/27/2014 | who fucking cares deuce: I MEAN WHO FUCKING CARES
spigot: (RAISES HAND) I DON'T
spigot: LOWERS HAND, RAISES HAND (WHICH HAND FOR DON'T CARE IF YOU ASKED WHO CARES)
deuce: YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT (NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO HOW MANY HANDS WENT UP ON WHICH QUESTION) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot |
|
8,868 | 6/29/2023 | who indeed spigot: WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY SELF-ESTEEM WORKBOOK IN THE URINAL |
#mousehole #self-esteem #self-help #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal #woodring-room-background |
||
8,974 | 10/13/2023 | who indeed pants: WHO AMONG US WILL REACH INTO MY SHORTS AND GIVE MY NUTS A GOOD HONKING |
#among-us #fashion #groping #honk #nuts #nuts-of-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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8,420 | 4/7/2022 | who is this spigot: NO I DO NOT WANT A JOB IN THE GUANGDONG PROVINCE, WHO IS THIS
pants: THE SUICIDE NETS ARE FULL AGAIN |
#china #employment #pants-spigot #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
||
4,419 | 12/26/2010 | who isn't these days spigot: I'M BALLSY AND FAT
deuce: WHO ISN'T THESE DAYS
spigot: I GENUINELY THINK I NEED NUTS
deuce: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU
spigot: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD PAY A LITTLE ATTENTION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,444 | 5/1/2022 | who knew spigot: WHO KNEW DUTCH CRUNCH WOULD LEAVE SO MANY CRUMBS IN THE BED |
#food #high-res #mess #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
||
421 | 11/24/1999 | who licks dick deuce: THOSE SERBIANS SURE ARE MEAN
spigot: MAYBE THEY'RE MASS SWIMMING POOLS ??????????????
pants: MMMMM
spigot: PLEASE SEND YOUR DATA TO ME IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION !!!
spigot: WHO LICKS DICK
deuce: DO YOU ?!!???!?!?! ?!??
deuce: THAT'S A QUESTION YOU SEE
spigot: T DEUCE I THOUGHT JOKES HAD ONE PUNCHLINE, NOT TWO????????????
deuce: T SPIGOT DON'T BRING YOUR PERSONAL HANGUPS TO ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#bosnian-genocide #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #punchline #serbia #woodring-field-background |
|
3,797 | 3/26/2009 | who made this puddle deuce: WHO MADE THIS PUDDLE
: PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piso-mojado #piss #urinal-background |
|
1,657 | 4/14/2003 | who says pants: ARE YOU A VIEWING OF THE NEW GUY ON STARZ
deuce: I'M A FLOWER
deuce: A DELICATE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
deuce: WHICH FLYING INSECTS HAVE SEX WITH
deuce: THEREBY ALLOWING MY PLANT TO REPRODUCE
deuce: WHO SAYS NATURE AIN'T QUEER
pants: I NEVER ONCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #science #woodring-field-background |
|
2,652 | 2/1/2006 | who shaved deuce spigot: I'M JUDGE JERKALOT AND I DISPENSE A JIZZY JUSTICE
spigot: PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR TEA AND COTLETS AND DICK SUCKING
deuce: WHO SHAVED ME
spigot: NOT SURE I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PORKLOIN |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #cotlets #court #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #jizz #legal #pork #shave #shaving #tea #title-mismatch #white-background |
|
8,576 | 9/10/2022 | who shaved deuce deuce: T PANTS I JUST SHAVED!!
pants: T DEUCE IF YOU DIDN'T STREAM IT ON TWITCH IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
deuce: IT WAS ON ONLYFANS |
#livestream #modern #onlyfans #sfw #shave #shaving #stalldoor-background #streaming #twitch |
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7,187 | 11/24/2018 | who shaved deuce 2018 deuce: why did you shave me you bastard
pants: you had knots in your fur
deuce: well fuck you anyway
pants: fuck me indeed
deuce: whoops, forgot I've been shaved, pretty sure this is the way I've always been
pants: better hide your boner |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #fuck #shaving #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,178 | 4/24/2010 | who thinks i'm pretty spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #spigot-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,894 | 10/29/2020 | who wants cake pants: WHO WANTS CAKE
deuce: MEMEMMEMEM7ME(SPASM)))))))))
spigot: CAKE??? |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #new-order #sfw #single-panel |
|
5,719 | 9/26/2014 | who wants to help me spigot: WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WRITE A VAMPIRE FONTZINE |
spigot |
#black-background #farts #spigot-solo #vampire #viscera #zine |
|
4,298 | 8/24/2010 | who what where pants: WHO WHAT WHERE
pants: OH
pants: I WILL MASTURBATE ANY MAN WHO DARES TO STEP FORWARD AND HULAGHALGHLAG |
pants |
#black-background #confusion #masturbation #pants-solo |
|
2,849 | 8/16/2006 | who will be first net: WHO WILL BE FIRST TO SHAVE MY BALLS
deuce: T NET PANTS
pants: T NET ME |
deuce net pants |
#balls #deuce-net-pants #high-res #woodring-field-background |
|
2,837 | 8/4/2006 | who will buy his beautiful boner spigot: WHO WILL BUY
spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL BONER
spigot: WILL IT BE YOU
spigot: WILL IT BE YOU
(spigot): T PANTS WILL IT BE YOU *BEEP*
(pants): LADYBUGS |
pants spigot |
#ladybugs #pants-spigot #singing #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
4,295 | 8/21/2010 | who will fly the plane pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU DRANK ALL ZE WINE
spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE |
pants spigot |
#jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,570 | 6/8/2011 | who won the war deuce: T PANTS WHO WON THE FUCKING WAR
pants: T DEUCE THE DONGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #war #woodring-room-background |
|
6,847 | 12/12/2017 | who would win pants: ED EMBERLEY VS RICHARD SCARRY: WHO WOULD WIN
deuce: RICHARD SCARRY WOULD BRING A GUN |
deuce pants |
#busytown #celebrity-deathmatch #clip-art #deuce-pants #ed-emberley #lowly-worm #richard-scarry #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
|
5,523 | 3/13/2014 | who ya talkin' to spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUSH IT UP THERE ALL THE TIME?!?!?!? |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,666 | 3/16/2020 | who's a dumb dong spigot: hands up who's a dumb dong who takes frequent naps |
spigot |
#black-background #dumb-dong #hands-up #high-res #naps #spigot-solo |
|
3,498 | 5/31/2008 | who's laughing now deuce: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??????????????????????????
deuce: OH WAIT A MINUTE PORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,130 | 11/4/2001 | who's on top now net: EMPIRE STATE BUILDING TO THROW "WHO'S ON TOP NOW" PARTY |
net |
#9-11 #net-solo #white-background |
|
8,303 | 12/11/2021 | who's ready spigot: WHO'S READY FOR A TWO-HOUR TEAM MEETING AT 7:30AM
spigot: GOT MY COFFEE AND MY PENIS PUMP
spigot: FSST FSST FSST FSST
spigot: OH IM ON MUTE SORRY
spigot: FSST FSST FSST FSST
spigot: HOW'S MY AUDIO |
spigot |
#coffee #conference-call #greenlight-background #mint-background #penis-pump #spigot-solo #zoom |
|
6,800 | 10/27/2017 | who's taking a knee for that shit spigot: MEANWHILE I REACH FOR THE HALF AND HALF AT STARBUCKS AND (SURPRISE) IT'S EMPTY |
spigot |
#current-events #green-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks |
|
4,210 | 5/28/2010 | who's the boss deuce: WHO'S THE BOSS !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ME!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURF
spigot: YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #television #whos-the-boss |
|
4,653 | 9/7/2011 | who's with me people spigot: TIME FOR A TALL FROSTY GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER - WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE
spigot: WE CAN LISTEN TO ERASURE ON THE RIDE OVER
spigot: I DIDN'T WEAR THESE PANTS FOR NOTHING |
pants spigot |
#club-queer #erasure #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
206 | 4/30/1999 | whoa mouth pants: LA LA LA
pants: SINGING
pants: LA LA LA HURP
deuce: I LOVE YOUR MOUTH
spigot: I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FEELS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW
deuce: WHOA MOUTH
spigot: WERE YOU ENJOYING A BOX OF TRISCUITS
|
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #sfw #singing #triscuits #woodring-stairs-background |
|
601 | 5/19/2000 | whole lotta love spigot: I HIT MY BALL INTO THE BUTTERCUPS
pants: WELL REACH RIGHT IN AND PULL IT OUT YOU SILLY GOOSE |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #flowers #goose #led-zeppelin #mousehole #newsradio #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,232 | 5/13/2013 | wholly inappropriate deuce: HURRP DURRRP ONE TO THE FOURTH DONGS
spigot: ALL OF YOU ARE WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongs #exponentiation #hurr #math #woodring-stairs-background |
|
156 | 3/14/1999 | whore deuce: SHARON STONE'S HEARTWARMING PERFORMANCE IN "WHORE"
deuce: WHERE SHE RESCUES A KID AND PIMPS HIM
spigot: I'M PROPPED UP LIKE A SOLDIER AND STOPPED UP LIKE A TOILET
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #pimp #sharon-stone #toilet #whore |
|
4,170 | 4/16/2010 | whores in europe spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL WHORES IN EUROPE THAT IN ADDITION TO LOOKING LIKE MODELS THEY MUST ALSO KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK IN AN ENTERTAINING FASHION??????????? HELLO |
spigot |
#europe #porn #spigot-solo #whores #woodring-stairs-background |
|
12 | 8/31/1998 | whose dong now? spigot: WE HAVE A WITNESS THAT CAN PLACE YOUR DONG IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS MY FACE LAST JULY 4TH
deuce: WHOSE DONG NOW??!?
pants: WHO ATE THE LAST NIP |
#black-background #cheese-nips #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #dicklicking #dong #july #july-4th #woodring-field-background |
||
3,347 | 1/1/2008 | why spigot: WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT EVERY FUCKING MORNING |
spigot |
#headache #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
2,822 | 7/21/2006 | why am i here spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE
ozone: WHAT
ozone: WHY AM I HERE
ozone: GOING BACK TO BED |
ozone spigot |
#2wice #bed #existential #ozone #ozone-spigot #woodring-den-background |
|
6,751 | 9/2/2017 | why are they both black uncredited woman: THE BOTTOMS OF YOUR FEET ARE BLACK
pants: YEAH, ONE OF THE CONNECTORS ON MY CHEST FELL OFF AND I STEPPED ON IT, THAT'S THE ADHESIVE
uncredited woman: WHY ARE THEY BOTH BLACK
pants: WELL, AFTER I GOT IT UNSTUCK FROM ONE FOOT, I STEPPED ON IT AGAIN WITH THE OTHER |
pants |
#anatomy #coy-pants #feet #lava-lamp #lynnea #pants-solo #poo #prostitute #sfw #uncredited-character #white-background |
|
2,393 | 5/18/2005 | why are they fighting, anyway deuce: PUTTING MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING IS TANTAMOUNT TO AN INSULT |
deuce |
#balls #deuce-solo |
|
130 | 2/21/1999 | why are you still here deuce: YOU KNOW UNIX MASTERED FILE LOCKING IN THE LATE 1960'S
deuce: WHY CAN'T MICROSOFT MANAGE TO DO IT
atandt: P-NODES OR I-NODES ALL CONFUSED
deuce: OO-NODES
atandt: DYNAMIC DICKSUCKING AND VIRTUAL COCKSUCKING
deuce: T ATANDT YOU WILL LEAVE NOW
atandt: T DEUCE WHAT ABOUT OUR START-UP
deuce: T ATANDT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
atandt: T DEUCE THE PROMISE OF FUTURE DICK SUCKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocksucking #dicksucking #microsoft #oo #somber-deuce #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
5,736 | 10/13/2014 | why can't i spigot: LS -LA
deuce: HURRAY
spigot: RM -R *
spigot: T PANTS WHY CAN'T I ERASE JERKCITY WITH RM -R *
deuce: HURRRR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hospital-background #sfw #unix |
|
4,535 | 5/2/2011 | why can't i be loved deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #duplicate #incontinence #love #mouth #urinal-background |
|
3,982 | 9/29/2009 | why can't we do both bung: WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!!
bung: WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THE PARK AND HAVE A PICNIC OR SUCK COCK
deuce: WHY CAN'T WE DO BOTH |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #cocksucking #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
|
2,583 | 11/25/2005 | why do i lick dick spigot: WHY DO I LICK DICK?!!?!
spigot: FOR MY OWN HEALTH?!!?!?
spigot: NO BECAUSE I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ALWAYS WERE AN ALTRUIST |
deuce spigot |
#altruism #bonequest-hd #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #helping #urinal-background |
|
7,061 | 7/21/2018 | why do i talk |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fight #sfw #single-panel #spacedocking #toy #white-background |
|
2,059 | 5/23/2004 | why does anything at all pants: WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU LOVE ME
deuce: PURE COINCIDENCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hurt #love #love-hurts #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
9,248 | 7/13/2024 | why does it have to be a dare spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SHIT MY LEGS OFF |
#brown-background #custom-background #dares #no-title-card #shit #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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4,368 | 11/2/2010 | why does it hurt so to love deuce: WHY DOES IT HURT SO TO LOVE?
pants: BECAUSE LOVE IS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR HURTFUL PENISES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #love #urinal-background |
|
7,421 | 7/15/2019 | why does it look like a pigtail deuce: can we talk seriously now about your penis
pants: k
deuce: why does it look like a pigtail
pants: only god can judge me
deuce: oh he's going to do that like a bat out of a hell but that doesn't mean you're not required to answer the question was: re: pigtail (man is he going to go to town on you) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #grey-background #penis #was-re |
|
4,946 | 7/19/2012 | why does this keep happening pants: ACCIDENTALLY
pants: GAVE
pants: MYSELF
pants: A
pants: FACIAL |
pants |
#facial #huffy-pants #one-word-per-panel #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,652 | 4/9/2003 | why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit pants: PARIS HAS A DOGSHIT PROBLEM
pants: BROOM IS NOT A GOOD FORAGE PLANT FOR DEER DUHHHHHHHH
pants: GEOCITIES
deuce: WHIRRRRRRRR |
deuce pants |
#broom #deer #deuce-pants #dogshit #forage-plant #geocities #huffy-pants #paris #woodring-field-background |
|
7,984 | 1/27/2021 | why i lick spigot: WANNA KNOW WHY I LICKED THOSE DICKS
spigot: IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT |
spigot |
#dicklicking #filler-panel #goodfellas #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo |
|
4,080 | 1/12/2010 | why i walk so funny dick: AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHY I WALK SO FUNNY
deuce: BRAVO !!! BRAVO !!!!!! ENCORE |
deuce dick |
#anal-sex #dick-deuce #encore #mouse-cursor #sexual-assault #urinal-background |
|
7,793 | 7/20/2020 | why indeed spigot: WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE SMELL LIKE COCAINE
spigot: WAIT A MI |
spigot |
#cocaine #drugs #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
5,624 | 6/23/2014 | why is the closed sign up spigot: KEEP REACHING FOR THAT BIG FAT DICK IN THE SKY
spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8
pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN
spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX |
pants spigot |
#4-and-8 #bees-wax #big-fat-dick #big-fat-dick-in-the-sky #c #closed-sign #deja-vu #dick #dick-in-the-sky #exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8 #green-background #hours-of-4-and-8 #jerking-exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8 #pants-spigot #programming |
|
5,059 | 11/17/2012 | why should i care deuce: WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT AND WHY SHOULD I CARE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #white-background |
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2,715 | 4/5/2006 | why spigot left the room deuce: DID SPIGOT LEAVE BECAUSE I FARTED
deuce: BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO FART ON HIM
deuce: I MEAN LITERALLY FART IN HIS FACE AND HOLD HIM DOWN UNTIL THE FART WAFTED AWAY
deuce: BUT SOMETHING INSIDE MADE ME DO IT
deuce: BASICALLY I'M SAYING BLAME MY INSIDES, NOT ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #farts #moo #mousehole #sfw #spigot-leaves |
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3,413 | 3/7/2008 | why the dinosaurs died out deuce: RAPING ME BACK IN TIME
pants: DON'T RAPE ANYTHING ELSE WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE (LIKE OUR GRANDFATHERS)
pants: WHY THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT
deuce: MAKING MY GRANDFATHER RAPE YOUR GRANDFATHER AT GUNPOINT
deuce: BECAUSE I'M AN INNOVATOR
pants: BLESS YOU SIR (AS I SLOWLY CEASE TO EXIST) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dinosaurs #drunk-deuce #grandfather-paradox #rape #time-travel #woodring-field-background |
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7,340 | 4/25/2019 | why the fuck spigot: why the fuck am i climbing on a chair to put my smoke alarm up there, it's fine doing its work on the table
spigot: i don't give a shit if there's smoke way the fuck up there
spigot: yes i made toast |
spigot |
#cooking #doop #fire #safety #spigot-solo #toast #woodring-room-background |
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1,982 | 3/6/2004 | why the smoke alarm went off that time deuce: T DICK LET US RUB OUR DICKS TOGETHER TO MAKE FIRE (RE: FRICTION)
dick: T DEUCE WELL OK BUT I WILL LET YOU RUB YOURS AGAINST MINE (SO YOU ARE THE GAY ONE, NOT ME)
deuce: ACCORDING TO EINSTEIN IT DOES NOT MATTER !!!!!!!!! HEAT WILL BE GENERATED IN ANY CASE
dick: OKAY TECHNICALLY THAT'S GALILEAN RELATIVITY BUT LET NOT THAT INTERRUPT US |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dicks #drunk-deuce #einstein #friction #frotting #galileo #gay-theory #heat #physics #relativity #science #woodring-field-background |
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861 | 2/2/2001 | why we called in the bomb threat deuce: FULL OF VIM AND VIGOR (AND A LITTLE VINEGAR) |
deuce |
#woodring-room-background |
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2,141 | 9/9/2004 | why we do not bother talking them down atandt: ATDT (BIG) FAT-FACE
pants: RING RING RING
atandt: COME ON
pants: RING CLICK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
atandt: CONNECT 1200
pants: HOW BROWN IS YOUR BUNNY}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #atdt #bunny #fat #modem #no-carrier #red-background #sfw |
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2,014 | 4/8/2004 | why we wake up in the morning spigot: LET'S GO TO THE FOOD COURT AND GET GIRLS
spigot: WE CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT HOW MY PROGRAM DOESN'T COMPILE
deuce: WHOOPS CRAPPED MYSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #food-court #programming #woodring-field-background |
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1,584 | 1/30/2003 | why we're not at our desks pants: STONED AT 9:14 AM ON A TUESDAY
spigot: STILL ASLEEP
deuce: HUNGOVER
pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP (GARBAGE CAN LIDS)
spigot: SUDDENLY PRICKS
deuce: FOAMY BRRRRRR FOAMY
pants: WHY WON'T DJ SHADOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY CARDS AND LETTERS AND FLOWERS
spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!?
deuce: I SHALL SIR |
deuce pants spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #dj-shadow #drugs #drunk-deuce #foamy #legal #marijuana #music #no-greytext #sleep #stoned #tuesday #woodring-room-background |
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5,895 | 3/21/2015 | why would i do that pants: WELP!!!!!!! BETTER SLAM THE DOOR ON MY WANG
pants: WHY WOULD I DO THAT
pants: WHY |
pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #dong-slamming #door #genital-mutilation #pants-solo #physical-comedy #wang #welp #why |
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1,924 | 1/9/2004 | why you should shut up right now deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING MY BONER GO AWAY |
deuce |
#boner #bonerkill #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,749 | 10/26/2014 | why, indeed deuce: WHY TRAIN
pants: GET COMMISSIONER GORDON ON THE HORN |
deuce pants |
#batman #dc-comics #deuce-pants #hospital-background #sfw |
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5,676 | 8/14/2014 | wide mouth contest |
pants unspecified woman |
#contest #mouth #mouth-of-pants #no-dialog #pants-solo #sfw #uncredited-character #white-background #wide #wide-mouth |
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3,233 | 9/9/2007 | wide stance net: PISS
net: THIS PLACE HAS REALLY LOST ITS SENSE OF COMMUNITY |
net |
#alone #community #lapland #lonely #net-solo #piss #woodring-room-background |
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8,902 | 8/2/2023 | wiener buddies pants: WE COULD BE WIENER BUDDIES
deuce: *WE ALREADY ARE*
pants: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
deuce: *LOOK DOWN* |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background #wiener |
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1,438 | 9/6/2002 | wig spigot: I'M GOING TO GET SPICED UP WITH JAMAICAN JERKSPICE RUM AND A SEARCH WARRANT
spigot: DEAR DOMINIQUE SIMONE:
spigot: SERIOUSLY WE KNOW THAT'S A WIG
deuce: TIME FOR YOUR PILL |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #deuce-spigot #dominique-simon #drunk-deuce #porn #rum #wig #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,402 | 5/27/2005 | wikipedia uncredited woman: ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, MY NAME IS JUST "GIRL"
deuce: SOMEONE PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING MOUTH
pants: AS A SEX OFFENDER I HOPE TO SOMEDAY GROW MY OWN VICTIM
deuce: NOW WORK THE KIDNEYS
pants: THIS STORY ALWAYS ENDS WITH HER FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS |
deuce pants |
#citation-needed #deuce-pants #girl #uncredited-character #wikipedia #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,070 | 3/30/2007 | wikipedia sucks dick: MY EDITS WERE CONSIDERED UNHELPFUL OR UNCONSTRUCTIVE
pants: THAT'S AWFUL |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #title-mismatch #wikipedia #woodring-field-background |
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2,339 | 3/25/2005 | will goths proudly serve their country pants: WILL GOTHS PROUDLY SERVE THEIR COUNTRY
pants: WAIT WAIT WAIT
pants: OKAY NOW ALL THE PEPPERED SALAMI IS GONE |
pants |
#coy-pants #fat #food #goth #huffy-pants #pants-solo #patriotism #peppered-salami #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,965 | 8/7/2012 | will it play in peoria pants: DO NOT TALK TO DRIVER
deuce: THIS FILM HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #film #peoria #sfw |
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8,673 | 12/16/2022 | will lick dick spigot: WILL LICK DICK FOR A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT |
#dicklicking #legal #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,187 | 10/24/2004 | will someone please explain atandt: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE DON'T HAVE A TAMPON MACHINE IN THE MEN'S ROOM |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #menstruation #sfw #tampons #true-story #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,451 | 8/14/2019 | will the word salad stop pants: please shoot my brain
deuce: if I shoot your brain will the word salad stop
deuce: because I'm not sure that's where it's coming from
pants: same, same |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #violence #woodring-field-background |
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3,647 | 10/27/2008 | will there ever spigot: SERIOUSLY: WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW
deuce: T SPIGOT UNKNOWN AT PRESENT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rainbow #sfw #urinal-background |
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1,446 | 9/14/2002 | will this never end pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
deuce: WILL THIS NEVER END
deuce: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PRESSED ENTER
deuce: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL FIND PANTS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM (UNRELATED)
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #deja-vu #drunk-deuce #nuts #ramdisk #repetition #time-travel #violence |
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5,260 | 6/10/2013 | will you be attending spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU BE ATTENDING BUTTMAN'S JAVASCRIPT CLASS |
spigot |
#buttman #deuce-spigot #javascript #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,495 | 11/2/2002 | willing to jerk today spigot: ARE YOU READY TO JERK WITH ME OR NOT
spigot: BECAUSE I HAVE A GROUP OF FAGS COMING IN FROM BACK EAST TO LOOK AT THE STALL AND THEY'RE WILLING TO JERK *TODAY*
spigot: I'M NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRIEND I'M PREPARED TO LET YOU JERK FIRST SINCE YOU'RE RIGHT HERE |
spigot |
#back-east #east-coast #gay #jerking #sales #spigot-solo #stall |
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4,789 | 2/1/2012 | willing to take that risk pants: 4 COCKS AT ONCE ???
pants: ALL RIGHT
pants: BUT I WILL BURN OUT IF NOT PROPERLY OILED OR OTHERWISE MAINTAINED
deuce: I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK |
deuce pants |
#bangers #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #maintenance #mash #mountain-background #triple-asterisks |
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5,165 | 3/7/2013 | win ten dollars pants: PUNCH THE COCK, WIN $10
pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OH GOD HERE'S YOUR MONEY |
pants |
#cocks #genital-mutilation #pants-solo #violence #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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329 | 8/27/1999 | win/win dick: T DEUCE WANNA WIFE SWAP ??? BUT SINCE NEITHER ONE OF US IS MARRIED WE CAN JUST SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND PRETEND
deuce: T DICK I DO NOT SEE HOW EITHER OF US COULD LOSE OUT WITH THAT ARRANGEMENT
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deuce dick |
#cocksucking #dick-deuce #wife-swap #woodring-stairs-background |