No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,615 | 10/19/2022 | windows 10 deuce: EVERYTIME MY WINDOWS 10 MACHINE DOES AN AUTOMATIC UPDATE AND REBOOTS MY WINDOWS ALL REOPEN BUT THEY'RE ALL SIZED AND PLACED WRONG AND IT REALLY KIND OF PISSES ME OFF
pants: THIS IS TRULY THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP (HAND ON HEART, TEARS)
deuce: SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!1 |
#computers #cornflower-background #deuce-pants #linux #reboot #sfw #update #windows |
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1,957 | 2/10/2004 | windows 2010 atandt: LET'S ALL PUT YEARS AFTER OUR NAMES LIKE WINDOWS 95
atandt: I'LL BE ATANDT 2010
deuce: I HATE YOU
atandt: NAN |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #nan #sfw #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,300 | 4/23/2002 | wine and cheese pants: WINE AND CHEESE PARTY AT MY PLACE
pants: AND BY WINE I MEAN BEER
pants: AND BY CHEESE I MEAN THE EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP OF THE PIZZA
pants: EVERY NIGHT FOR NINE MONTHS
pants: RESULTING IN LEAKY, HORRIBLE SHITS
pants: OH THIS IS MUCH TOO PERSONAL!!! WHERE IS THE BACKSPACE KEY
spigot: ARE THE GIRLS SHOWING UP TODAY OR TOMORROW
pants: ***SPLORSH*** HURRRRGLTH BRB |
pants spigot |
#beer #diarrhea #mousehole #pants-spigot #party #pizza #planning #poo #shit #woodring-room-background |
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1,580 | 1/26/2003 | wine2piss pants: TAKING A GREAT BIG BONGHIT AND THINKING ABOUT GOD
pants: AND HOW HE OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS
pants: THAT FUCKING PUNK
deuce: DUDE THAT'S ATANDT YOU'RE THINKING OF
pants: NO I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THINKING ABOUT GOD ALMIGHTY (JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR)
atandt: I CAN ONLY CHANGE WINE TO COKE
deuce: OH YEAH ???? WELL
deuce: I CAN CHANGE WINE TO PISS
deuce: IT'S A GIFT
pants: A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL GIFT
pants: PFFFPFPFPFT
deuce: NO HOGGING |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bonghit #coca-cola #drunk-deuce #god #hand-drawn #huffy-pants #jesus #piss #religion #woodring-room-background |
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60 | 11/1/1998 | wing down my pants spigot: MY DAD POOFED INTO A BAT AND FLAPPED INTO MY ROOM AND PUT HIS WING DOWN MY PANTS |
#bonequest-hd #flappity-bats #gay-bats #molestation #mousehole #spigot-solo #vampyre #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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183 | 4/8/1999 | winter atandt: IF YOU DON'T MIND
atandt: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DONG FROM MY ARMPIT
deuce: I AM KEEPING IT WARM (WINTER) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #dong #drunk-deuce #warmth #winter #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,163 | 12/7/2001 | winter wonder land spigot: NICE WINTER WONDERLAND MOTIF
spigot: ARE THE DICKS SMALL BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE OR ??? |
spigot |
#dicks #spigot-solo #winter #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,674 | 2/23/2006 | wire not connected pants: WHAT PART OF I'M THE TIMECOP DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
pants: HOW ABOUT THOSE YAMS THIS YEAR HUH MISTER
atandt: BUMPER CROP
pants: IF THERE IS A GANGBANG IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE IT DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY
atandt: GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO POO |
atandt pants |
#gangbang #gay-theory #huffy-pants #mousehole #poo #timecop #woodring-room-background #yams |
|
923 | 4/5/2001 | wish it were a sunday spigot: YOU WILL SUCK DICK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
spigot: HURMPH BLOGHRPBLRH*(U
spigot: HAVING ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,094 | 1/26/2010 | wish you were here spigot: I GOT LOGGED OUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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3,546 | 7/18/2008 | wish you were there spigot: NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED BRUCE WILLIS
deuce: SEND HIM IN OPPOSITE DENZEL WASHINGTON |
deuce spigot |
#denzel-washington #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #movies #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
8,940 | 9/9/2023 | wishes spigot: I SURE WISH I COULD LIVE A LONG LONG LONG TIME |
#existential #mortality #old #sfw #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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2,391 | 5/16/2005 | wishing aloud loudly again spigot: IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMEONE HERE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
spigot: AND KICK ME IN THE NUTS
spigot: AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,939 | 3/14/2018 | wispy swishy fey twee spigot: CONCERNED THE PANTS ICON FEELS A LITTLE WISPY
pants: A LITTLE SWISHY
spigot: A WHISPER ***FEY*** AND MAYBE A BIT ***TWEE*** |
pants spigot |
#concerned #gayness #meta #nu-urinal-background #pants-spigot |
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900 | 3/13/2001 | with a straight face and a firm grip pants: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN HEAD TO ANONYMOUS MARINES IN THE BACK OF A CAMARO WITH QUIET RIOT PLAYING CAN YOU ??? I THOUGHT NOT |
pants |
#oral-sex #pants-solo #quiet-riot #woodring-field-background |
|
5,373 | 10/7/2013 | with a w spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: TOM
deuce: TOM WHO
spigot: TOM ********WANKS********
spigot: WITH A W |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #knock-knock #pun #sfw #tom-hanks #woodring-field-background |
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3,604 | 9/14/2008 | with an actual glass : He's not drunk, he's Spigot the Bear! New episodes start this fall.
spigot: WHEN YOU SAID OUT FOR A DRINK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE WITH AN ACTUAL GLASS
spigot: PLUH PTTH BUH TAKE ME HOME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #caption #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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6,069 | 9/11/2015 | with bells on pants: MEET ME AT THE DOWNTOWN JIZZERY
pants: I'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON
pants: SERIOUSLY I WILL BE WEARING FUCKING BELLS
pants: SO YOU WILL BE HEARING ME BEFORE I ARRIVE
pants: JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE AND THEN BOOM I'M THERE IN THE JIZZERY, FRONT ROW
pants: MAD RESPECT YO
pants: HAVE WE DISCUSSED REPLACING THE NUMBERS 3 AND 4 WITH KITTY AND CAT
pants: SO WE WOULD COUNT 1 2 KITTY CAT 5 6 7 |
pants |
#coy-pants #deja-vu #funloving-nonsense #glory-hole #huffy-pants #jizz #kitty #pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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2,124 | 7/27/2004 | with each gulp of booze spigot: HEY DICKS (THAT'S WHAT I SHOUT)
spigot: HEY DICKS (I'M DRUNK)
spigot: WITH EACH GULP OF BOOZE I CARE LESS AND LESS ABOUT JERKCITY'S BOOTDISKS |
spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #bootdisks #computers #dicks #meta #spigot-solo #white-background |
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5,229 | 5/10/2013 | with implied urgency spigot: HEY IT'S JUST ME LEAVING A MESSAGE WITH IMPLIED URGENCY BUT NO CONTEXT!!!! PLEASE CALL BACK WHEN YOU GET A SEC
spigot: I CAN BE REACHED AT TWENTY OTHER NUMBERS WHICH FORCE YOU TO REWIND AND PLAY THIS CONTEXT-FREE MESSAGE AGAIN |
spigot |
#message #phone-tag #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #voicemail |
|
7,601 | 1/11/2020 | with my dong and your bong spigot: with my dong and your bong we'd be invincible
spigot: intermittent fasting while dicklicking?
spigot: put your shirt back on |
spigot |
#bong #dicklicking #dong #handjob #homeless #intermittent-fasting #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,088 | 6/21/2004 | with my face and nose spigot: MORE TOKENS FOR THE GAY VIDEO BOOTHS PLEASE
atandt: DO I KNOW YOU
spigot: SIR
deuce: HOLY HELL NOT AGAIN WITH MY FACE AND NOSE
spigot: PLEASE HURRY UP AND SPURT BEFORE MY PARENTS GET HOME
deuce: EITHER ONE OF YOU |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #fighting-irish-pose #gay #sir #spurt #white-background |
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8,611 | 10/15/2022 | with or without deuce: ARE GIRLS THE ONES WITH OR WITHOUT PENISES
pants: DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE MONSTER MANUAL |
#deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #girl #huffy-pants #penis #trannies #trans #ts #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,990 | 5/11/2018 | with practice you'll get better spigot: I SURELY WISH IT DIDN'T TAKE ME THAT LONG TO GET MY REAR-END TOPMOST
deuce: WITH PRACTICE YOU'LL GET BETTER |
deuce spigot |
#ass #deuce-spigot #empty-auditorium-background #practice #rear-end #single-panel |
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3,419 | 3/13/2008 | with respect to me deuce: HOW ABOUT REGARDING YOUR BIG FAT ASS
spigot: AND WHAT ABOUT WITH RESPECT TO ME KICKING YOUR NUTS
deuce: T SPIGOT THIS TOO SHALL PASS |
deuce spigot |
#ass #deuce-spigot #fantastic-four-background #nuts |
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5,854 | 2/8/2015 | with the spigot: WHY DON'T YOU
spigot: UH
spigot: WITH THE
spigot: EXIT STAGE NUTS |
spigot |
#green-background #nuts #spigot-solo #stage-direction |
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5,756 | 11/2/2014 | with the spigot: WHAT
spigot: WHO WITH THE SUCKING
spigot: BED |
spigot |
#bed #confused #mousehole #spigot-solo #sucking #woodring-room-background |
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5,439 | 12/19/2013 | within five to ten inches pants: SUCKING ANYTHING WITHIN 5-10" OF MY MOUTH |
pants |
#five-to-ten-inches #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sucking #woodring-field-background |
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9,222 | 6/17/2024 | without a lot of fanfare spigot: PRETTY SURE MY PENIS HANGING OUT IS FREE SPEECH
pants: FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
pants: THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS
pants: A THRILL FOR THE LADIES
pants: WE ARE ALL WINNERS HERE |
#bill-of-rights #coy-pants #exhibitionism #happiness #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #penis #penis-of-spigot #turquoise-background #us-constitution |
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2,512 | 9/14/2005 | without me spigot: WITHOUT ME, THE FLOPPY DISKS WOULD JUST GO UNLABELED |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #floppy-disks #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,155 | 3/29/2010 | witness to the fact spigot: PAINFUL SHOE-SIZED SHITS
pants: LEARNING TO FLY THE HARD WAY
spigot: I SAY IF IT'S EVEN REMOTELY OR SLIGHTLY BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN
pants: WHAT
spigot: MY BIG RED TRUCK NEEDS SOME REAR END WORK
pants: GO ON |
spigot |
#big-red-truck #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #mousehole #pants-spigot #shit #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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7,064 | 7/24/2018 | woke af |
deuce pants |
#balls #basket #deuce-pants #dick #dick-balls-combo #nuggh #urinal-background |
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150 | 3/11/1999 | wolfwings shadowflight net: LETS TALK ABOUT AMIGA GFX MY NICKNAME WILL BE WOLFWINGS SHADOWFLIGHT
|
net |
#amiga #debut #net-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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398 | 11/2/1999 | woman and stress spigot: STUDY SAYS WOMEN MORE STRESSED THAN MEN
spigot: WELL WHO FUCKING ASKED FOR IT GALS
spigot: LET US IN THE WORKPLACE!!!!! LET US IN THE MILITARY!!!!! WE HAVE LOTS TO CONTRIBUTE!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRR THESE BACKPACKS ARE HEAVY AND COMPUTERS ARE HARD AND I CAN'T GET AN ABORTION
spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET FOUR MONTHS OFF TO HAVE A BABY!?!?!?!!
spigot: WELL BACK TO PITCHING SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THE SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS OVER THE PHONE
|
spigot |
#abortion #bay-area #filler-panel #misogyny #spigot-solo #women #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,533 | 4/30/2011 | women are whispering deuce: WOMEN ARE WHISPERING ABOUT MY PATHETIC LITTLE DICK
pants: OOH I CARE ABOUT THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #little-dick #urinal-background |
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3,061 | 3/21/2007 | wonder bread spigot: DREAMING I'M SLEEPWALKING INTO THE TOILET AND WIPING MY ASS WITH SLICES OF WONDER BREAD??????
spigot: I AM TRULY SICKENING MYSELF AT THIS POINT
spigot: NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT GO AROUND THE ROOM ASKING FOR DONATIONS |
spigot |
#dream #eye-injury #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,419 | 6/13/2005 | wonder why nobody called while i was out : PANTS FINDS SHIT IN HIS BEARD
pants: OH WOW MAN
pants: I WONDER HOW LONG THAT'S BEEN GOING ON (CHECKS POCKETS, FINDS ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY COFFEE, WANDERS AROUND DOWNTOWN FOR A WHILE, MASTURBATES IN THE GREYHOUND RESTROOM EVEN AFTER ASSURING SECURITY I WOULD NOT, RETURNS HOME TO FIND NO MESSAGES) |
pants |
#answering-machine #bay-area #beard #coffee #downtown #greyhound-restroom #masturbation #pants-solo #shit #shit-in-your-beard #telephone #telephony #weird-pants-face |
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1,212 | 1/25/2002 | wonderful acoustics spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' TO
spigot: DO YA LIKE / THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWIN' YOU
spigot: CAN I START / BY BLOWIN' YOU
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE STALL NEXT TO MY OWN
pants: AREN'T THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE WONDERFUL |
pants spigot |
#blowjob #diana-ross #pants-spigot #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #stall #stall-bamming #toilet-antics |
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3,764 | 2/21/2009 | wondering why pants: GRINDING AGAINST YOU
pants: PAIN AND VIOLENCE
pants: CRACKING YOUR SKULL THEN MOUTH-FUCKING YOU AND WONDERING WHY MY DICK IS BURNING |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background #violence |
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5,097 | 12/28/2012 | woo hoo uh duh spigot: WOO HOO UH DUH BURP FURP IS THIS WHAT FAGGOTS DO |
spigot |
#faggots #funloving-nonsense #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,364 | 5/19/2019 | word to the wise deuce: word to the wise: _dick pics_ means _pictures of dicks_ |
deuce |
#deuce #deuce-solo #dick-pics #dicks #filename #kitty #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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7,930 | 12/4/2020 | word wrap test pants: CAKESANDCANDYANDPIESANDWHAT HAVE YOU
spigot: I HIT HER WITH MY CAR AND HERFANCYBOY NANCYBOOTSFLEW INTO THE AIR
pants: BIGINDIANBLANKET
pants: +------+| PISS |+------+ |
pants spigot |
#apricot-background #duran-duran #fatness #funloving-nonsense #indian-blanket #pants-spigot #piss #singing |
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9,078 | 1/25/2024 | words spigot: CHAD FAMILY ANNIHILATOR
pants: VIRGIN WEEKEND DAD |
#divorce #memes #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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6,212 | 2/11/2016 | words can hurt others deuce: SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MY WORDS CAN HURT OTHERS
deuce: WHAT POWER I WIELD
deuce: HURP THERE GO THE DICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background |
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407 | 11/11/1999 | words for usenet spigot: WORDS FOR USENET WITHOUT ACTUALLY USING THE FUCKING WORD!!!!!!!! LET'S GO
pants: PEOPLECLUSTERS
spigot: COLLABRA
pants: ALTAVISTATALK
spigot: DEJA-BLABSPACE
pants: EPINIONS
spigot: DICKLICKING
pants: COMVERSATION PODS
spigot: HORRIBLE BLOWJOBS
pants: CRAWLSPACE
spigot: TINKLE-SQUIRTS
pants: MY MOTHER NEEDS HELP INSTALLING AOL
spigot: DID I ALREADY SAY TOILET DUCK
|
pants spigot |
#aol #deja-blabspace #duck #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-duck #typo #vintage-internet #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,234 | 3/8/2016 | words hurt spigot: RUN JERKCITY
spigot: EXEC JERKCITY
spigot: TELNET JERKCITY
spigot: PING JERKCITY
spigot: LIST JERKCITY
deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WORDS HURT ME |
deuce spigot |
#bash #deuce-spigot #down-a-crater #drunk-deuce #filename #ping #sfw #uncredited-character #unix #woodring-room-background |
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3,555 | 7/27/2008 | words mean things deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE
atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
deuce: UP THE NUTS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #deja-vu #nuts #pain #up-the-nuts #woodring-room-background |
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4,019 | 11/7/2009 | words that hurt spigot: STOP USING WORDS THAT HURT AND START USING COCKS THAT POKE |
spigot |
#cocks #spanish #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,565 | 12/6/2019 | words you can't say spigot: turns out there are words you can't say anymore
deuce: in my day we had normal fonts and faggot fonts and literally that was it |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #faggot #fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,619 | 4/17/2017 | worf and data doin' it in the holodeck pants: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND EYES
deuce: THAT'S WHAT THE LABEL SAYS
pants: WHAM BAM POW KA-ZAP
deuce: BLA-DOW!!!!
pants: THE LABEL SAYS JUST TO WASH WITH SAME COLORS AND TUMBLE DRY
pants: WAIT NO THAT'S JUST-- NO THAT'S RIGHT
pants: I GET EASILY CONFUSED
deuce: TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN AND READ IT AGAIN
pants: IT JUST SAYS AND I'M QUOTING HERE SO DON'T THINK I'M RACIST THAT...
pants: WORF AND DATA ARE DOIN' IT IN THE HOLODECK
deuce: THAT'S NOT RACIST THAT'S JUST GROSS
pants: YOU MAY BE RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #data #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #laundry #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #star-trek #worf |
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8,814 | 5/6/2023 | work in progress spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: NO
spigot: SERIOUSLY KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: WIP
deuce: WIP WHO
spigot: WIPING URINE DROPLETS OFF THE TOILET WITH MY SOCK
deuce: WHY WOULD YOU DO A WOMAN'S WORK
spigot: ** AND ** I WAS WEARING THE SOCK |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #knock-knock #mop #mountain-background #sock #toilet #toilet-antics #urine |
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9,122 | 3/9/2024 | work the refs pants: PUT ME IN THE CORNER
pants: THEN DING THE BELL AND I'LL COME OUT FIGHTING
deuce: BUT YOU'LL NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON
pants: YOU STICK TO WORKING THE REFS AND I'LL SLOWLY LEVEL UP MY BRAIN DAMAGE
deuce: YOU DON'T DING A BELL YOU RING THE BELL BUT THE BELL DOES IN FACT GO DING
pants: CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER
deuce: DING
pants: AHLGALGHALG HLUAHGLUAHGLUAH LUGHLAGHNLAG |
#bell #boxing #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #sfw |
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5,259 | 6/9/2013 | work will set you free pants: T HITLER BE GAY WITH ME
uncredited hitler: T PANTS NIE |
hitler pants |
#be-gay-with-me #hitler #pants-solo #photo-background #special-guest |
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2,386 | 5/11/2005 | working for the weekend spigot: SIRS
spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE
spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK
spigot: I CAN BE QUIET
spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS |
spigot |
#bbs #spigot-solo #urine #woodring-field-background |
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9,036 | 12/14/2023 | working hard and hardly working spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: THEY WANT A PAPERBACK EH
pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD: THE CONTENTS OF MY CATBOX
spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: STICKERS ???
pants: STUFFING PENNIES AND CAT HAIR INTO THE ENVELOPE
spigot: <DING> BONEQUEST.STORE ORDER INCOMING
deuce: BUTTONS???
pants: REPLACING YOUR SKU WITH A LIVE SQUIRREL FROM THE BACKYARD
spigot: UM DING
pants: WHAT
pants: SOMEONE'S T-SHIRT HAS A LOAD ON IT |
#blue-background #bonequest #bonequest-store #cat-hair #catbox #deuce-pants-spigot #grin-panel #merch #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #red-background |
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1,858 | 11/4/2003 | working perfectly then deuce: DO YOU THINK IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WE'D BE FRIENDS
effigy: ...ONLY IN THIS ONE :GREEN_HEART: :YELLOW_HEART: :ORANGE_HEART: |
deuce effigy |
#deuce-effigy #emoji #love #sfw #single-panel #wholesome #woodring-field-background |
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1,694 | 5/21/2003 | works for me deuce: COULD WE ALL HAVE A DISCUSSION HERE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRIORITY AND SEVERITY IN OUR BUG REPORTS
deuce: I THINK THIS DEMANDS A THREE-HOUR MEETING BECAUSE THIS KIND OF SUBJECT IS VERY IMPORTANT
pants: OKAY PEOPLE BUG REPORT
pants: COCKS: THEY HURT -- WHAT TO DO ??? SIGNED CONFUSED FROM JERKCITY
deuce: WORKSFORME |
deuce pants |
#bug-report #cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #meeting #mousehole #woodring-room-background #worksforme |
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9,139 | 3/26/2024 | world's greatest spigot: I HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAFTS FOLDER I'M JUST OPENING IT UP TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS
spigot: FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH HITLER
spigot: THEORETICALLY COULD A PERSON GET CANCELLED IF THERE WERE A VIDEO OF HIM (OR HER) DOING THE BARTMAN |
#blue-background #heaven #hitler #multiple-backgrounds #red-background #simpsons #spigot-solo |
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2,982 | 1/1/2007 | worldwide pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM
pants: ORANGE GROVES AND OPEN FIELDS |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #pants-solo |
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3,565 | 8/6/2008 | worm your way over here pants: T DEUCE BE GAY WITH ME AND ME AND ME
pants: T DEUCE HUNKER DOWN AND LET'S SUCK ALL THE DICKS PRESENT
deuce: T PANTS HOW THE FUCK MANY OF YOU ARE THERE ANYWAY
pants: T DEUCE WORM YOUR WAY OVER HERE AND LET'S LOOK FOR NEW RECRUITS |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #dicks #dicksucking #gay #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #worming |
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5,206 | 4/17/2013 | wormhole pants: OH GOD THE WORMHOLE GOT HIM
deuce: HELP I'M IN THE WORMHOLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hole #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #wormhole |
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1,367 | 6/28/2002 | wormholes pants: GRIPEHOLES
deuce: WHAT ABOUT WORMHOLES
spigot: WORF
pants: HORATIO HORNBLOWER???
spigot: I THINK IT IS JUST WORF
spigot: LIEUTENANT WORF
pants: DO I SALUTE??? |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #star-trek #woodring-field-background #worf |
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5,167 | 3/9/2013 | worse than rape pants: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: NO TURN UP THE RAPE TO DROWN OUT THE MINECRAFT MEMORIES!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #high-res #minecraft #minecraft-background #nsfw #rape |
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8,210 | 9/10/2021 | worth considering pants: WORTH CONSIDERING: MY WIENER
deuce: FECKLESS
pants: WHEREAS I SEE THEGLASS AS FECKFUL
deuce: AND SCENE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #somber-deuce #wiener #woodring-den-background |
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8,176 | 8/7/2021 | worth noodling on spigot: JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY FORCES AND INTERACTIONS BEHAVE SO DIFFERENTLY AT SMALL SCALES THAN THEY DO LARGE SCALES
spigot: WHY IS PETTING A CAT AND PUNCHING A CAT SO FUNDAMENTALLY DISSIMILAR
spigot: A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH AND A DICK UP YOUR ASS SHOULD OBEY THE SAME SET OF RULES — BUT NO
spigot: ANYWAY, WORTH NOODLING ON FOR 200 YEARS
spigot: COULD ED BARBARA FROM FURNITURE USA FLY OR WAS THAT A DREAM |
spigot |
#cat #dick #ed-barbara #furniture-usa #monologue #mountain-background #physics #quantum #science #spigot-solo #violence |
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8,687 | 12/30/2022 | would it be gay if spigot: WOULD IT BE GAY IF I JUST DIED |
#death #gay #gay-theory #mountain-background #question #spigot-solo |
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4,248 | 7/5/2010 | would prefer not pants: CAN I COME ON YOUR TITS
deuce: I WOULD PREFER NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ejaculation #tits #white-background |
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6,525 | 1/4/2017 | would that it were so simple pants: CLOSE ALL THE WINDOWS AND FILL THE HOUSE FULL OF SPURT
pants: SOME WILL LEAK OUT BUT THE SPURT WILL BE MANUFACTURED FASTER THAN THE LEAKAGE
deuce: SPURT LEVELS RISING AT VARYING RATES (SLOWLY, THEN FAST, THEN SLOWLY AGAIN)
pants: WOULD THAT IT WERE SO SIMPLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #engineering #fluid-mechanics #jizz #spurt #urinal-background |
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6,554 | 2/8/2017 | would you like to see my mousehole pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MOUSEHOLE
deuce: DID YOU MEAN: _MOUSTACHE_ |
deuce pants |
#autocorrect #deuce-pants #did-you-mean #hospital-background #mousehole #moustache #spelling |
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2,382 | 5/7/2005 | would you not not like spigot: WOULD YOU NOT NOT LIKE TO NOT UNLICK A DICK YOU DIDN'T LICK??!?!?!!?
spigot: ANSWER ME |
spigot |
#dicklicking #grammar #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,783 | 4/5/2023 | would you tho spigot: WOULD YOU LICK DICK FOR A CHANCE TO WIN THE ULTIMATE GAMING PC |
#computer #dicklicking #gaming #mousehole #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,017 | 11/5/2009 | wow it's me pants: PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) NOW MORE THAN EVER
pants: WOW IT'S ME
pants: LOOK OUT WORLD
pants: HERE COMES MOUTH
pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) |
pants |
#huffy-pants #judy-blume #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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8,153 | 7/15/2021 | wrangler spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL YOU WRANGLER
deuce: BECAUSE I'M ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER????
spigot: I GUESS I MEANT WANGLER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat #food #ham #mountain-background #wang |
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1,870 | 11/16/2003 | wring your neck spigot: LADY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN
spigot: AND WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO LAY EGGS I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND WRING YOUR NECK LIKE ONE OF MY JIZZED-UP CONCERT SHIRTS
spigot: FUCKING CHICKEN LADY |
spigot |
#chicken #jizz #spigot-solo #t-shirt #violence #woodring-field-background |
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4,969 | 8/11/2012 | write back spigot: I LIKE NUTS EVERYONE
spigot: THANKS WRITE BACK |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nuts #spigot-solo #white-background #write-back |
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6,206 | 2/5/2016 | write what you know spigot: CRAZY CHOMPY QUEER MOUTH
pants: STUFFING DICKS IN MY FACE IS WHAT I DO BEST
pants: BEIN' MYSELF
spigot: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW
deuce: BUH
spigot: STOP FOLLOWING ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#buh #chompy #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouth-of-pants #piss-trough-background #stray-dot |
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1,151 | 11/25/2001 | writer's block deuce: I'M WITH CHEKOV HERE
deuce: IF A COCK APPEARS IN THE PLAY IN ACT 1 THE IT HAD BETTER GET SUCKED BY ACT 3 |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,206 | 6/1/2024 | writers write deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU HOME YET???
pants: JUST GOT HOME
:pants: DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA
deuce: HURRAY
:we: ASKED HIM NOT TO, REPEATEDLY
deuce: SO SLEEPY
pants: AND YET SO HORNY
pants: HORNY FOR PENIS????
pants: PROBABLY
pants: I DON'T KNOW
pants: I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT |
#caption #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #horny #meta #no-title-card #penis #somber-deuce |
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9,255 | 7/20/2024 | writers write pants: WHY I BLOG
spigot: AN OPEN LETTER |
#blog #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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3,638 | 10/18/2008 | writing a short novel spigot: WRITING A SHORT NOVEL ABOUT HOW I COLLECT PORN: WHAT GETS SAVED, WHAT GETS THROWN AWAY, WHAT WORKS BEST FOR ME |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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2,508 | 9/10/2005 | wrong hole spigot: I HAD TOO MUCH MCDONALDS
deuce: DID YOU CRAM THEM IN THE WRONG HOLE AGAIN
spigot: WELL YOU'RE REALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS THERE
spigot: ALSO IS THIS EVEN DOCTOR WHO FANTASY CAMP |
deuce spigot |
#asking-two-questions #deuce-spigot #dr-who #hole #mcdonalds #true-story #woodring-field-background |
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7,821 | 8/17/2020 | wrong holiday deuce: SO WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO A BE A YEAR OLDER
deuce: WAIT WRONG HOLIDAY
deuce: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
deuce: NOPE THAT'S NOT IT EITHER |
deuce |
#alexa #balls #birthday #birthday-strip #blue-background #despair-panel #deuce-solo #easter #sfw #somber-deuce |
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3,011 | 1/30/2007 | wrong mud atandt: WHOOPS
atandt: I LOGGED INTO THE WRONG MUD
atandt: SO I BID YOU A DOO
deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fucking-shut-up #mud #urinal-background |
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2,198 | 11/4/2004 | wrong side spigot: <----- I'M WITH STUPID!!!!
spigot: WAIT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE
deuce: I APOLOGIZE AND WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION
: DEUCE EATS SPIGOT, SUCKS HIMSELF OFF |
deuce spigot |
#autofellatio #caption #deuce-spigot #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,890 | 6/27/2009 | wrong talker atandt: FOLKS WHO IS UP FOR SOME AMISH CINNAMON BREAD?
atandt: WHOOPS WRONG TALKER |
atandt |
#amish #atandt-solo #folks #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,247 | 10/17/2021 | wrong win pants: PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BUT IF WE'RE SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF WHO SAYS JINX
spigot: SORRY WRONG WIN |
pants spigot |
#chat #dicksucking #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #piss #woodring-stairs-background #wrong-window |
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4,347 | 10/12/2010 | wrongways deuce: CRAM IT UP YOU WRONGWAYS
pants: CRAMMING STYLE UNSPECIFIED ???????????? I AM CHECKING THE MANUAL AGAIN
deuce: STYLE 23B
pants: SIR 23B SIR
pants: SIR 23B COMPLETED SIR |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cramming #cricket #deuce-pants |
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1,371 | 7/2/2002 | WTO spigot: NO NO WTO!!!! NO NO WTO!!!!!! NO GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!!!!!!!! NO GOVERNMENTAL SNOOPING ON OUR PRIVACY!!!!!! NO CHILD LABOR!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO WHATEVER ELSE WE SEE THE ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SHOVING INTO THE SPOTLIGHT !!! WE'RE CONCERNED TOWNIE FUCKS WHO CAN'T GET LAID OR SCORE DRUGS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD |
spigot |
#child-labor #gmo #irc #spigot-solo #wto |
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1,240 | 2/22/2002 | wumpus atandt: SIR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUNTING MY WUMPUS
deuce: I'M RAPING YOUR FACE TOO
atandt: THAT WAS NOT A PART OF THE SYLLABUS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #filler-panel #hunt-the-wumpus #lesbian #rape #syllabus #woodring-field-background #wumpus |
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8,547 | 8/12/2022 | wwii deuce: BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU CLICK ON IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORLD WAR II HISTORY |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #wwii |
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3,460 | 4/23/2008 | wwiv pants: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY
atandt: PLEASE NO TOUCH
pants: NOW HOLD STILL
atandt: SIRS
pants; THIS IS GOING TO STING AND PINCH AND THEN HURT LIKE [REDACTED]
atandt: HOLY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dongs #mountain-background #redacted-text |
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1,112 | 10/17/2001 | WWJA atandt: WHO WOULD JESUS ANTHRAX |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #highish-res #jesus #mountain-background |
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4,501 | 3/29/2011 | wwwwww deuce: (IF (DEFINED? 'COCKMONSTER) (SUCK 'COCK))
pants: WWWWWWWW TRYING TO MOVE FORWARD |
deuce pants |
#cockmonster #deuce-pants #lisp #wasd #woodring-room-background |
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3,576 | 8/17/2008 | X pants: NOW WE ARE TEN |
everybody |
#anniversary #birthday-strip #hey-its-rands #high-res #inebriated-crustacean #jenv #maynard #renaissance-man #sfw #somber-deuce #the-gangs-all-here #uncensored #uncredited-character |
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4,751 | 12/25/2011 | xmas 2011 pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: FROM THE CAST OF JERKCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I CAN'T GET HARD UNLESS YOU BEAT ME WITH AN ELECTRIC COR{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{NO CARRIER |
pants |
#cant-beat-off-if #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #huffy-pants #modem #no-carrier #nsfw #pants-solo #photo #porn |
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5,778 | 11/24/2014 | xmas dongs spigot: CHRISTMAS / CHRISTMAS DONGS / ARE HERE
spigot: IN MY MOUTH AND / IN MY EAR |
spigot |
#christmas #christmas-carol #grey-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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1,548 | 12/25/2002 | xmas special 2002 spigot: OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE MAD I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT'S A YULE LOG
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!!
spigot: HURBLE DURBLE CAN'T RUIN MY CHRISTMAS DOOT DOOT DOOT GARGLE ME ELMO
pants: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!
spigot: OKAY HURRY IT UP BECAUSE FRIENDS IS ON
pants: I HAVE TROUBLE MAINTAINING AN ERECTION WITHOUT FUZZY CHILDREN'S TOYS |
pants spigot |
#cant-beat-off-if #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #erections #friends #jen #log #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #sesame-street #tickle-me-elmo #yule-log |
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2,972 | 12/22/2006 | XXX dicks pants: LET'S RETURN TO THE TOPIC OF [REDACTED] DICKS
deuce: I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU MISTER MAN
deuce: I ANSWER TO MY CONSCIENCE
pants: THEN I CAST MY VOTE FOR YOU AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF THESE AMERICAS
deuce: I ACCEPT THIS DUTY WITH FULL HONORS (GHAGLAHGLHALAHG)
pants: RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND REPEAT AFTER ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #elf #elf-dicks #elves #huffy-pants #mountain-background #politics #redacted-text |
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4,891 | 5/20/2012 | y as in yes indeed spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
spigot: GAY
deuce: AGREED
spigot: G AS IN GAY, A AS IN AM I GOING TO LICK A DICK? Y AS IN YES INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #freshly-baked #red-background |
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2,138 | 9/6/2004 | y----- and more y----- deuce: TOMORROW MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA
spigot: BE GAY WITH BE ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME
deuce: THE ERA IN WHICH I CAN WORK ON UH
hanford: CUT
deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER
hanford: JUST PRETEND THE BACKGROUND ISN'T URINE YELLOW AND TRY AGAIN |
deuce hanford spigot |
#balls #be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #deuce-hanford-spigot #honk #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #urine #yellow-background |