spigot: A LITTLE......... spigot: T O O M U C H I N F O R M A T I O N spigot: YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: Y'ALL BE POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD

pants: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LICK A DICK pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH spigot: DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THE CRUMPLED UP POST-IT NOTE I FOUND IN THE TRASH THAT SAYS 2 ORCS 1 CUP

spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS spigot: PUMPING UP THE JAMS SO EVERYBODY CAN DANCE (NOW) spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?????? spigot: IS THIS MIC USB OR FIREWIRE spigot: Y'ALL REA NOPE spigot: TEST ONE Y'ALL NOPE spigot: TEST TEST Y'ALL R((((((* GODDAMN IT spigot: (((((((((((((((((((((((((( FUCK THIS

deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: THAT IS AN INVALID ANSWER deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: TRYING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON !!! pants: COCKS

: Get a load of these two. pants: DO YOU KICK ASS pants: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU KICK ASS DAILY deuce: UH OH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

spigot: HOW ABOUT A DIAPER THREAD spigot: FORCIBLE RAPE, FORCIBLE ORAL COPULATION, SEXUAL PENETRATION BY USE OF FORCE, AND SEXUAL BATTERY BY RESTRAINT spigot: YAHTZEE spigot: PROBABLY NEED TO ORDER SEVERAL POUNDS OF SEE'S CANDY

deuce: I'M A YAML FILE deuce: LAUGH AT ME pants: :SALUTE: deuce: I SAID LAUGH AT ME

pants: WHY O LORD pants: WHY DO YOU DANGLE THE DONGS IN FRONT OF ME pants: THEN YANK THEM AWAY AT THE LAST MINUTE pants: WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING pants: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BEHAVE

deuce: :NOTES: I'M A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY / POUND ME RIGHT IN MY TWO CHEEKS spigot: TWO M WORDS (ME, MY) HARDER TO SING, SUGGEST POUND ME RIGHT BETWEEN THE CHEEKS deuce: YOU JUST DON'T WANT IT ENOUGH

deuce: T EFFIGY MY CAT YAWNED, HOW COPY effigy: COPY THAT, CAT YAWNED, DON'T KNOW WHY deuce: COPY YOUR LAST, WILL ADVISE ON FUTURE CAT YAWNING UPDATES

spigot: YAY!!!!! KEVIN IS FREE TO ROAM THE EARTH AND SUCK COCK AND GET OLD AND DIE pants: KEVIN OVER MY SHOULDER ASKING ME TO TYPE THINGS FOR HIM spigot: CD INTO THAT DIR!!!!! NOW VI

spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG AND ABOUT YAY THICK spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES pants: PORK PRODUCTS spigot: MY HAND GESTURES

spigot: THAT'S RIGHT YAY FOR ME AND BOTH MY BALLS spigot: T DEUCE THAT'S A TOTAL OF THREE YAYS deuce: GHALGHLAGBLAG

deuce: EVER SHIT YOUR PANTS AND NOT REALIZE IT? deuce: YEAH ME NEITHER effigy: METOO effigy: I MEAN NEITHER pants: NOTME effigy: NOT PANTS

deuce: I'M PRO-ABORTION deuce: UH deuce: MAKE THAT PRO-ABOLITION deuce: OKAY BACK UP I'M CONFUSED NOW pants: T DEUCE ARSONISTS? ?? ? ? deuce: T PANTS YEAH THAT'S IT THANKS

spigot: GUESS I’M A REAL COWBOY NOW(SPITS IN ZIPLOC PLASTIC BAG,UBERS TO NEAREST SPITTOON)

pants: MAKE ME WAKE UP pants: YELL AT ME pants: YELL AT MY COCK pants: TELL MY COCK IT IS PRETTY BUT YELLING pants: CHOKE ME pants: CONFIRM THAT I WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR MAILING LIST pants: THEN TAKE 6-8 WEEKS TO PROCESS MY UNSUBSCRIBE REQUEST pants: ALL THE TIME YELLING AT MY COCK pants: MAINTENANCE MODE pants: SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE pants: OUR WEBSITE IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE pants: THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING spigot: I'M AT DEFCON SQUIRT

deuce: WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING WITH HIS SHITS pants: IN MY BEDROOM WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS pants: WHERE MY CHILDREN COME AND PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS pants: IN MY HOME

pants: LISTEN UP pants: THERE IS A STORM COMING pants: HUALHAULGHLUAGHLAHGLHALUGAG

deuce: keepin' it real pants: word on the street is pants: i'm so tired pants: please put me in a plastic bag and then put that plastic bag in the dumpster

deuce: ARE YOU GAY spigot: YES AND NO deuce: IN WHAT WAY spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU

deuce: ARE YOU GAY spigot: YES AND NO deuce: IN WHAT WAY spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU

pants: YES I AM AN ASHTRAY BUT YES YOU CAN ALSO PISS ME UP URINAL-STYLE

atandt: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS deuce: JUST STICK TO THE DICKS AND THE BALLS THAT YOU'RE USED TO atandt: YES AND YES atandt: IS SOMEONE DOWNLOADING PORN BECAUSE MY CONNECTION IS DEAD HERE PEOPLE deuce: WANG ME

pants: DO YOU THINK A.I. CAN ANALYZE MY PENIS IN REAL TIME deuce: YES BUT YOU WON'T LIKE THE RESULT

spigot: WE'RE GOING HOPPIN' spigot: WE'RE GOING HOPPIN' TODAY spigot: WE'RE GOIN' BOPPIN' spigot: I SAID WE'RE FUCKING GOING BOPPING PEOPLE DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE spigot: AM I THE ONLY QUEER IN THIS BAR JESUS H. CHRIST : SPIGOT HOPS A TRAIN TO QUEER TOWN : SPIGOT HOPS OFF THE QUEER BUS spigot: YES HELLO

pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW pants: T SPIGOT I'M HOLDING A PISS SWEEPSTAKES (CLICK HERE TO ENTER AND WIN) spigot: T PANTS OKAY I BETTER NOT GET RIPPED OFF AGAIN

spigot: YOU'RE DICKITY DRUNK ON BONER BOOZE deuce: YES INDEEDY spigot: NOT ME I'M IN CHURCH

pants: T DEUCE HOW ABOUT WE RE-WATCH CHERNOBYL AND DON’T BEAT EACH OTHER OFF DURING THE SHOW deuce: YES ON #1, NO ON #2 deuce: IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO MASTURBATE TO THAT SHOW

spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH PEAR SLICES ON YOUR PIZZA pants: YES PLEASE AND SOME OF THE SPIKY BALLS THAT FALL FROM TREES

deuce: T PANTS REALLY pants: REALLY deuce: I MEAN pants: YES REALLY deuce: REALLY pants: GOD

spigot: FOLKS IT'S A NEW DAY IN AMERICA spigot: SHOVING A SLEEVE OF FIG NEWTONS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A WOODCHIPPER

deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES spigot: PLEASE PASS THE HUGE MOUTH

spigot: HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU RUN TO THE HOUSE AND GET THE KEG, I'LL SIT HERE AND LICK MY OWN DICK spigot: NO WAIT spigot: YES YES GO WITH IT

deuce: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: I DON'T FOLLOW BUT YES PLEASE WITH THE JIZZMOPPERY

pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR TEA IN THE VIVARIUM

deuce: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU CLAMP YOUR DICK WITH A CLOTHESPIN IT HURTS???? AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS pants: TRY A RUBBER BAND deuce: MAYBE ONE OF THOSE BIG INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BLACK PAPER CLIPS??? pants: YESSSSS

deuce: IS SPIGOT DEAD pants: WHO deuce: HAS HE BEEN ERASED FROM THIS TIMELINE AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS HIM ????? deuce: LIKE THE BEATLES IN THAT FANTASTIC MOVIE _HEAT_ pants: THE LOOK ON ROBERT DENIRO’S FACE WHEN AL PACINO SANG “YELLOW SUBMARINE” WAS PRICELESS!!!!! pants: BECAUSE IT IS NOT A VERY GOOD SONG

pants: ANOTHER EASY JERKCITY EXPERIENCE

net: I THINK THAT'S DON KNOTTS pants: LET'S JACK HIM OFF

pants: PEOPLE OF EARTH pants: PLEASE JOIN US IN GAYNESS: pants: AT MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM WHERE PEOPLE ARE BUILDING GIANT COCKS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE) [SERIOUSLY THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE]

(deuce): DICKS (pants): DICKS (pants): WHY ARE WE WHISPERING (deuce): BECAUSE THAT WAY THE MONSTERS WON'T HEAR US

pants: DO YOU YAHOO ?????????? pants: I YAHOOED ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING STUPID FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: UP WITH DICK

pants: YAY FOR MY BALLS pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY IT'S THE YIN AND THE YANG OF SUCKING pants: YANG LOOKS LIKE YANK pants: T SPIGOT I NEED FOUR QUARTERS FOR THE LATEST ISSUE spigot: T PANTS I'LL BE JOHN TESH AND YOU BE MARY HART pants: CUE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT THEME spigot: HUHHHH

deuce: T PANTS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT BOOZY BOOZE™ BRAND BOOZE IS NOT VODKA, IT IS SOME OTHER NEVER-SPECIFIED FORM OF LIQUOR pants: ACTUALLY PAINT THINNER deuce: WHATEVER, IT'LL FUCK YOU UP effigy: THAT USUALLY MEANS IT IS MALT LIQUOR deuce: FUCK YOU GUYS, IT'S WHAT DEUCE FROM BONEQUEST DRINKS

deuce: I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT spigot: CHECK THIS OUT:GONNA PULL MY PANTS DOWN spigot: * * * YOINK * * * deuce: THERE'S NOTHING THERE spigot: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS PREMIUM CONTENT

deuce: WHAT'S FUNNIEST ABOUT JEWS IS THAT YOU WIND THEM AND THEY RUN FROM HITLER deuce: THEY'LL ALSO RUN FROM A HOT POKER IF YOU CHASE THEM WITH IT pants: YOU DON'T SAY deuce: IN FACT POKER IS WHERE THE WORD "KIPPUR" OF "YOM KIPPUR" CAME FROM deuce: WHERE "YOM KIPPUR" LITERALLY MEANS "HOT MOPS" pants: TELL ME MORE ABOUT ANCIENT LANDS

pants: "DEATH BY MISADVENTURE"

pants: I DON'T LIKE YOU WITHOUT BRUISES LADY pants: YOU'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT HAVEN'T YOU

pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT deuce: IS IT AN OPTION OR A REQUIREMENT deuce: DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT pants: NO IT'S ALL FREE, WE HAVE MUSTARD BBQ AND FATNESS

pants: T DEUCE LET'S YOU AND ME GO FIND OUR OWN BATCAVE AND GET HIGH pants: T SPIGOT YOU CALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE pants: T ATANDT YOU CALL THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER

pants: YOU HAVE 5 FREE VIEWS REMAINING spigot: YOU APPEAR TO BE SOMEONE WHO LOVES GREAT JOURNALI ^C VIEW SOURCE > READ ARTICLE IN HTML

pants: YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN pants: GIFTGAS pants: MEATBALLS

pants: T DEUCE I BIT MY INNER CHEEK AND IT HURTS LOTS deuce: I FEEL YOUR PAIN (ACTUALLY I DO NOT AND DO NOT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OBJECT TO BE USED)

pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE DOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE REGURGITATION spigot: KAFF KAFF spigot: . . . . . . . . . . . pants: THANK YOU spigot: BLLLLLL

spigot: HEIL HITLER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: YOU ARE GO FOR CABIN DEPRESSURIZATION

pants: KINDA FAGGY pants: ... pants: OH WHO AM I TRYING TO KID pants: TOTALLY FAGGY pants: 100% OF 100% FAGGY pants: OW OW LL COOL J STOP YOU ARE HURTING ME pants: ACOUSTIC KITTY (MID-1960S) pants: I'M AN OIL MAN

pants: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT "YOU ARE IN ME" pants: I AM NOT AMUSED pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MASSIVE GAYNESS

spigot: I NEVER GOT THE JO INSTRUCTIONS SO I LACK JO ENCOURAGEMENT

spigot: MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: HURBLE DURLBE / GURBLE FURGLE / MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: YOU ARE SOAPING ME

pants: go shit in your hat spigot: maybe you didn't hear about it, you been away a long time: i don't shit in hats anymore

pants: WATERY SHIT IS GOING TO DRIBBLE DOWN YOUR LOG-LIKE OAFISH LEGS atandt: WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SODOMY atandt: COME DOWN FOR THE SERMONS atandt: STAY FOR THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS atandt: I WILL BE HOLDING SERVICES THIS WEEK atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT pants: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS pants: YOU BET

spigot: HAD TO TAKE A HOODIE OFF WHILE HOLDING A DONUT AND LOST A FEW SPRINKLES

spigot: FREE TO BE YOU spigot: AND ME spigot: AND MY DICK AND THESE PUDDING CUPS????????? uncredited caveman: GRRRRR (FOAM) GRRRRRRRRR HUHHHHHH (MORE FOAM)

pants: CAN THE SPECULUMS CLOAK THEIR SHIPS TOO deuce: I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PLANET SPECULA pants: WELL WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME (YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY JUNK IN HYPERSPACE) pants: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AIRLOCK STAYS IN THE AIRLOCK OR JUST DRIFTS AROUND FOREVER UNTIL IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING HUSK-LIKE deuce: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT

spigot: AND THE NAME OF THAT MAN: ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: I HAVE A STACK OF GAGS HERE spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THEM ALL UNTIL I GET SOME CRITICAL FEEDBACK pants: SOAKING IN SOAPY WATER spigot: SEE NOW "SOAKING" IS FUNNY spigot: WORDS WITH "K" ARE FUNNY pants: NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY I'M WET AND COLD spigot: CUPCAKES ARE FUNNY, CELERY IS NOT FUNNY spigot: COCKS ARE FUNNY TWICE IN THE SAME SYLLABLE (RARE) pants: THE JERKCITY MANUAL OF STYLE spigot: KAFKA IS ONLY FUNNY TO THE NEO-CLASSICAL EXISTENTIALISTS pants: T SPIGOT DO I ACCEPT NETSCAPE'S LICENSE AGREEMENT OR NOT spigot: CUPCAKES bung: RAPE IS FUNNY BUT I DON'T SEE A "K" OR HEAR A "K" spigot: THE IMPLIED UNDERSTANDING IS THAT YOU CAN FEEL THE K

pants: JACK ME OFF BACKWARDS THIS TIME deuce: DO YOU MEAN FORTH AND BACK RATHER THAN BACK AND FORTH deuce: OR IS THIS SOME PARITY TRANSFORMATION WHERE WE'RE... deuce: ...WATCHING EACH OTHER THROUGH A MIRROR pants: PUT THE TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: I CAN'T pants: YOU CAN'T OR YOU WON'T

deuce: YOU CAN'T SPELL "RAPE" WITHOUT A pants: A++++++ deuce: OR E FOR THAT MATTER deuce: OKAY "RAPE" WAS A BAD EXAMPLE pants: ANY OTHERS deuce: OKAY deuce: YOU CAN'T SPELL "TEAM" WITHOUT A deuce: ALSO E deuce: FUCK THIS

spigot: ALL RIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME spigot: I WAS STANDING IN THE TOILET LOOKING OVER THE WALL AT YOU spigot: GIVING YOU LOOKS, YES

deuce: I HOPE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS ALL RIGHT UP THERE IN HEAVEN pants: THAT POOR LITTLE GUY pants: I LOVED HIM IN ALIENS 2

pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: FUCKING SHUT THE DOOR

spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LICK ALL THE DICKS . . . . . spigot: . . . . . JUST THE ONES YOU WANNA KEEP !!!! spigot: :JOY: :JOY: :JOY: spigot: :SOB: :TIRED_FACE: :SNEEZING_FACE: :NAUSEATED_FACE: :SCREAM:

spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU FOOL spigot: OKAY I'M A RUSSIAN ASSET pants: ARE YOU C.I.A. THOUGH spigot: I DON'T WATCH STAR TREK

spigot: SERIES OF WOMEN PHONING IN BLOWJOBS deuce: LADY YOU'RE MAKING ME BORED DOING IT LIKE THAT deuce: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL RIGHT YOU DUMB BROAD LET ME SHOW YOU OH GOD OH GOD HOMPH SPLORK SPLUT GLURF spigot: MEH MUH MMPH

pants: WHY IS TERRAFAG ABBREVIATED TO TB deuce: IT'S TERAFAG YOU FOOL deuce: YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY WONDERFUL FOOL

pants: ARE YOU THE BORG deuce: CHECKING deuce: OOPS YOU'RE ASSIMILATED deuce: YOU FUCKED UP SON pants: OH WELL

pants: JERKCITY FOREVER pants: AND EVER AND EVER pants: AND HALGBLAGUH BLAGBALG YOU GET THE IDEA

pants: DO YOU NEED MORE PISS pants: BECAUSE I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE pants: AND I'M IN THE MOOD pants: THAT'S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW pants: ANYWAY: BE MY URINAL FOR CHRISTMAS deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO (IGNORE ME, IT'LL STOP EVENTUALLY) pants: YOU GONNA EAT THAT deuce: <CRICKETS>

deuce: GHGALH GALHGLHGHGA TIME DILATION deuce: IF I MOVE REALLY FAST AND I SEE MY OWN DICK GETTING A BONER VERY SLOWLY pants: OH YOU GOTS TO LIKE THE FREAKY ONES

deuce: YOU GOTTA LET A HO BE A HO spigot: HE'S TALKING TO THE KETCHUP NOW spigot: EXCITED ABOUT PUSH TECHNOLOGY spigot: SIR YOU ARE PUSHING MY FACE INTO A PILE OF DOGSHIT spigot: SIR IN THE BLUE PANTS pants: J E L L O

atandt: SO THIS PRIVATE DICK SAYS TO ME atandt: HOW COME ALL AND I SAYS atandt: THE MARVELS OF GENETIC ENGINEERING AND THEN HE SAYS atandt: I FORGET ANYWAY YOU HAD TO BE THERE (atandt): I AM LOGGING OUT NOW

pants: > XYZZY deuce: FUCK YOUR FAGGOT SHIT. *** YOU HAVE DIED ****

deuce: THERE IS A DISTURBING METALLIC SCRAPING SOUND COMING FROM THE PIT pants: GO PIT deuce: THE PIT OPENS UP ITS GAPING MAW AND SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE: YOU ARE CONSIGNED TO SUCK AWFUL SCRAPY DICKS FOR AN ETERNITY deuce: ***YOU HAVE DIED*** pants: GO PIT

deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS "COCKS"

deuce: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK QUIT CLICKING IT SO I CAN JAM THIS SPAM KEY IN THERE CLICK CLICK IF YOU WANT IT UNJAMMED YOU HAVE TO STOP CLICKING CLICK CLICK CLICK

pants: WHACK ME WITH A SHOVEL (I'M A MOLE)

pants: YOU HEARD ME: I SAID CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME

deuce: I'M A QUARK-GLUON PLASMA deuce: FUCK MY BROWN ASS

pants: DID WE MAKE THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS AGAIN

pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP deuce: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT pants: CAN'T WE JUST ROUND THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A CAMP deuce: I STUFF CHEESE BETWEEN MY LEGS pants: I WOULD LIKE TO LICK A DICK UNDERWATER (YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE BUT THIS TIME I REALLY WILL) deuce: EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT THIS YOU PUSSY OUT AND DROWN

deuce: YOU IN THE BACK WHAT IS YOUR NAME bung: I WANT MY MONEY BACK pants: FUCK YOU

spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deuce: YOU IN THE CORNER QUIET DOWN spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dick: DO PEOPLE READ BLOGS spigot: FRASH PRUGIN pants: YOU INSTALL NOW dick: OR ARE BLOGS LIKE POETRY pants: INSTALL NOW OR GET OUT!! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOTHER spigot: AGILE DEVELOPMENT WITH MY BALLS pants: THIS IS SPARTA

spigot: "SLOBBERING AND CRUNCHING LOUDLY" spigot: BOSTON BAKED COCKS AND FLUFFY MASHED NUTS atandt: HEY pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR atandt: GET DOWN FROM THERE pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR (CHORUS)

pants: PEOPLE ON THE SIDEWALK LOOKING UP pants: WE ARE ALL STARING INTO THE SUN pants: I GAVE AT THE OFFICE pants: YOU KNOW I'M PRETTY AND I KNOW I'M PRETTY SO LET'S NOT BE COY ABOUT IT

deuce: WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FRY'S ELECTRONIC CHIP GUY pants: YOU KNOW I DO BLUHHHHHH