No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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3,166 | 7/4/2007 | you know it deuce: LET'S MAKE LOVE UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THEN COMES UP AND THEN THE CYCLE REPEATS THREE MORE TIMES
pants: K-RAD |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #diaper #plant #woodring-field-background |
|
2,721 | 4/12/2006 | you know it pants: CHOW DOWN
pants: RIGHT NOW
pants: I BEG OF YOU
pants: MSNBC INVESTIGATES DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER INVESTIGATING MY BALLS
pants: WHY O WHY
pants: I CALLED THEM AND I'M ALL HEY MY BALLS BUT THEY'RE ALL HANGING UP
deuce: WHAT IS IT ABOUT/AROUND YOUR BALLS THAT NEEDS INVESTIGATING (LIKE I DON'T KNOW)
pants: LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW |
deuce pants |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-pants #msnbc |
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2,854 | 8/21/2006 | you know that and i know that spigot: EXCUSE ME
spigot: BUT
deuce: SEE *YOU* KNOW THAT AND *I* KNOW THAT
spigot: THAT IS NOT EVEN KEROPPI THAT IS HELLO KITTY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hello-kitty #sanrio #sfw |
|
9,113 | 2/29/2024 | you know what to do pants: AVENGE NEX |
#current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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4,895 | 5/24/2012 | you know what to do pants: I'LL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH FOR THE LAST PRICK IN THE ROOM
pants: A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
pants: ATTACH ME TO THE VACUMN CLEANER: I AM MADE FOR THIS SORT OF THING |
pants |
#pants-solo #pricks #safety-pirate #typo #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background #you-know-what-to-do |
|
9,258 | 7/23/2024 | you know what to do deuce: THE GUN IS ON THE DESK
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO:
deuce: FIRE IT IN THE AIR AND SHOUT "YEE HAW" |
#cowboy #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gun #no-title-card #sfw #suicide #take-her-to-the-music-store #white-background |
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9,068 | 1/15/2024 | you know what you must do spigot: SHOULD I HANG MYSELF IN THE DATA CENTER
pants: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA CENTER IS FOR |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #datacenter #datacenter-background #innuendo #no-title-card #pants-spigot #suicide |
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7,550 | 11/21/2019 | you know who'd spigot: you know who'd make a great joker: chester cheetah
spigot: he pulls out his saxophone all cool as shit, crowd claps
spigot: does a few numbers and then says it ain't easy being cheesy and everyone claps
spigot: pulls out a cheeto and makes it look like a tiny penis and waggles it, clapping continues
spigot: then he's all: I WAS JOKING
spigot: not just spitballing here
spigot: i approved it during this conversation and assembled the assets myself
spigot: and launched the campaign and we're live |
spigot |
#batman #cheetos #chester-cheetah #joker #mountain-background #piss #spigot-solo #tiny-penis |
|
3,579 | 8/20/2008 | you know you want to pants: SUCK THE DICK
pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
pants: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #white-background |
|
5,840 | 1/25/2015 | you make me feel so spigot: YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO YOUNG / YOU MAKE ME FFFFFFFFORGETTING
spigot: CHAIRMAN OF THE ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE????????????
spigot: YOU MAKE ME FFFFFFFFUHHH MILLIONS OF HORRIFIED FACES |
spigot |
#alzheimers #forgetfulness #frank-sinatra #mountain-background #sfw #singing #spigot-solo |
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3,656 | 11/5/2008 | you make new ones deuce: YOU FUCKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL DO YOU
deuce: YOU JUST USE ME FOR MY SEVEN ORIFICES
deuce: AND SOMETIMES YOU MAKE NEW ONES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fucking #orifice #rape |
|
4,811 | 2/26/2012 | you might be a redneck spigot: IF YOU SUCK COCK AND THEN GET PURPLY AIDS BRUISES AT YOUR OWN WEDDING
spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
spigot: IF YOU SMEAR AND SMOOSH DOGSHIT ALL OVER YOUR NEW PICKUP TRUCK
spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
spigot: IF YOU *HOMPH* |
spigot |
#aids #dogshit #homph #jeff-foxworthy #pickup-truck #redneck #spigot-solo #stray-dot #wedding |
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6,171 | 12/24/2015 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A GAS PLANET |
pants |
#astronomy #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #farts #nomenclature #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #you-might-say |
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1,022 | 7/16/2001 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY THIS IS AN EXTRA DUMPING WEEKEND |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background #you-might-say |
|
81 | 12/10/1998 | you might say pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M "SMOKING MARIJUANA" "RIGHT NOW" AND "I'M REALLY FUCKING HIGH"
deuce: YOU *MIGHT* SAY THAT
spigot: MORE LIKE LICK DICK SCAPE AM I RIGHT GANG?
|
#amirite #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #marijuana #netscape #woodring-room-background #you-might-say |
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7,425 | 7/19/2019 | you might say that but pants: you might say i struggle under low-light conditions
effigy: you might say that I am "dishwasher safe" |
effigy pants |
#coy-pants #effigy-pants #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background #you-might-say |
|
4,095 | 1/27/2010 | you most certainly do not spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: I SEE YOU
spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
pants: LOOK DOWN |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deja-vu #fucking-shut-up #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
5,300 | 7/20/2013 | you must be spigot: YOU MUST BE <------THIS------> RETARDED |
spigot |
#retard #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,659 | 5/27/2017 | you need to earn it pants: TOP ME OFF (FILL IT TO THE RIM)
deuce: DO NOT OVERFILL
pants: WISH YOU HAD
deuce: YOU NEED TO EARN IT |
deuce pants |
#coffee #deuce-pants #filler-panel #gasoline #gay-wrestling-background #nsfw #ponk |
|
4,380 | 11/14/2010 | you people spigot: HE PONCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND THEN I CLEAN
deuce: APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M WORTH OF A SUCKOFF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fake-accent #urinal-background #violence |
|
4,956 | 7/29/2012 | you people are no fun pants: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT
deuce: YOU PEOPLE ARE NO FUN |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #deuce-pants #rice-a-roni #san-francisco #sfw #white-background |
|
2,214 | 11/20/2004 | you people fucking suck deuce: HELLO DOESN'T ANYONE HERE MEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE
deuce: THAT'S THE ECHO
deuce: YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK I'M TELLING YOU |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #echo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,627 | 4/25/2017 | you said pants: YOU SAID YOU WERE BEATING OFF
deuce: I CAN MULTITASK |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #multitasking #red-background #single-panel |
|
1,938 | 1/23/2004 | you see ??? democracy works net: I VOTED YES FOR WASHING YOUR DONG BEFORE PUTTING IT IN MY FACE BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN??????
deuce: T NET I LISTENED BUT CHOSE NOT TO ACT ON YOUR REQUEST
deuce: T NET YOU SEE ??? DEMOCRACY WORKS |
deuce net |
#cocksucking #democracy #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #vote #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,515 | 6/17/2008 | you sexy thing deuce: HI
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU SEXY THING
deuce: AND DON'T TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE NOT GODDAMN SEXY
pants: MOSTLY TUNA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sexy #tuna #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,876 | 5/4/2012 | you should be glad deuce: YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coprophagia #defecation #deuce-pants #dump #mouth #shit |
|
2,441 | 7/5/2005 | you should see the other guy hanford: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SHOWING UP TO WORK DRUNK
pants: A LITTLE STONED TOO
hanford: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE
pants: I MISTOOK A BUICK FOR A COMPETING MALE PROSTITUTE AND THERE WAS A FIGHT
hanford: HAVE YOU BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TOO THEN
pants: YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY |
hanford pants |
#car #drunk #hanford-pants #intoxication #male-prostitute #marijuana #mousehole #prostitute #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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1,721 | 6/17/2003 | you shoulda been there deuce: IS IT JUST ME OR IS MISS PIGGY HOT
pants: I'M MORE OF A BUGS BUNNY IN A DRESS MAN |
deuce pants |
#crossdressing #deuce-pants #fetish #looney-tunes #muppets #philosophy #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
5,362 | 9/20/2013 | you shut up spigot: WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT JERKCITY
spigot: THE LIBRARY?
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SHUT UP
spigot: ????????????? |
pants spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #learning #library #meta #woodring-field-background |
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4,261 | 7/18/2010 | you son of a bitch pants: YOU PROMISED THAT I WOULD GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR AIRPLANE
spigot: LOOK AT ALL THAT JIZZ
pants: INSTEAD YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND FORCED ME TO GIVE HEAD
spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW MERVYNS SHIRT |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #basement #cocksucking #huffy-pants #jizz #mervyns #pants-spigot #rape |
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325 | 8/24/1999 | you start deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT DICKS NOW (BECAUSE WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT)
atandt: YOU START
deuce: MMM DICK
atandt: I AGREE
atandt: THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A DISCUSSION
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU'RE BEREFT OF LBHALBHGLBHALBHG
deuce: HOLY GOD THERE THEY ARE
deuce: GLHBLHGBLHAG BLHGBLGH BLHGBLGHB
deuce: THE DICKS, THE DICKS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #bonequest-hi-fi #dicks #drunk-deuce #holy-god #mmm #the-dicks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,688 | 6/30/2017 | you tell me pants: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUCKING
deuce: A SAFE, NON-DANGEROUS, NON-GAY OBJECT
deuce: A POPSICLE, SAY
pants: MMM |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #not-gay #piss-trough-background #popsicle |
|
1,153 | 11/27/2001 | you there boy what day is this deuce: THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS BALLS IS REALLY GIVING ME A WORKOUT |
deuce |
#grey-background |
|
2,890 | 9/26/2006 | you turn it: the porn crank spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE PUT ON SOME PORN SO I CAN BEAT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH NEEDS |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #mousehole #porn #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
4,561 | 5/30/2011 | you went there spigot: YOU WENT THERE (POINTING ON THE FLOOR WHERE YOU WENT)
spigot: I SEE YOU ALSO WENT THERE AND THERE AND THERE
spigot: REALLY SEEING WHAT YOU DID THERE AND CONFIRMING THAT WHAT YOU SAID IS WHERE YOU WENT
spigot: THE EXTRA MILE AND SUCH
spigot: AND SO FORTH AND WHAT NOT AND ETCETERA AT THE END OF THE DAY
spigot: CONNECTING THE DOTS WITH MY DUCKS IN A ROW
spigot: BLAM BLAM DONGS
spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#black-background #duck #gunshots #sfw #spigot-solo |
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9,154 | 4/10/2024 | you will never be president at this rate spigot: TIME FOR MY 10AM PINT OF ICE CREAM FOLLOWED BY MY 10:30 PINT AND THEN I THINK I'M DUE FOR A PINT AT 11
effigy: TOTES BULK UP BRO
spigot: CHRIST JESUS I'M LATE FOR MY 11:30 PINT
effigy: FOCUS! |
#christ-jesus #effigy-spigot #fatness #gluttony #ice-cream #mountain-background #no-title-card |
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5,224 | 5/5/2013 | you will submit deuce: WANT TO LICK DICK ????
spigot: [SILENCE]
deuce: YOU WILL SUBMIT *BEEP!* |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #deuce-spigot #silence |
|
8,849 | 6/10/2023 | you win this round deuce: DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants: YOU DUMPY BROAD
deuce: SPEAK ENGLISH |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,014 | 2/2/2007 | you win this round spigot: GET OUT
deuce: MAKE ME KOREA BOY
: SPIGOT JABS YOU IN THE EYE WITH A CHOPSTICK
deuce: OW MY CHEEK YOU WIN THIS ROUND KOREA BOY
: SPIGOT JABS HIMSELF IN THE EYE
deuce: BUT THIS IS NOT OUR LAST BATTLE GHLAGHALHGLAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #eye-injury #korea #red-x #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,815 | 11/11/2017 | you'd think so huh deuce: DONGS
pants: YOU'D THINK SO HUH
pants: BUT I CHECKED
pants: AND NONE ARE TO BE FOUND
pants: O UNTIMELY DEATH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs #king-lear #shakespeare #urinal-background |
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3,634 | 10/14/2008 | you'll be fired spigot: OKAY IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY WANG IN THE TOILET I'M JUST GOING TO SAY YOU RAPED ME
spigot: AND YES YOU'LL BE FIRED |
spigot |
#blackmail #fired #rape #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,324 | 5/17/2002 | you're all just jealous deuce: YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE HOTSTEPPER
pants: FOUR INCHES OF SNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #snow #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,909 | 7/16/2009 | you're doing it right pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
pants: MMMM YEAH THAT'S IT MMMM DON'T STOP HUHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NNNNNNNNNUGH DUH YEAH |
pants |
#mmm #nuggh #pants-solo #sex #sfw #urinal-background |
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7,622 | 2/1/2020 | you're doing it wrong deuce: I'm a sex goddess
pants: praying at your altar
deuce: you're doing it wrong
pants: i know
pants: that's my kink |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #kink #sex-goddess #woodring-field-background |
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4,287 | 8/13/2010 | you're fired spigot:
spigot: DING DING DING DING
spigot: FOUR ALARM FIRE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: HERE COMES THE PRICK SHAPED FIREMAN TO SQUIRT EVERYTHING OUT
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
spigot: YOU'RE FIRED
[test pattern] |
spigot |
#blue-background #color-bars #fired #mouth #spigot-solo #test-pattern |
|
7,047 | 7/7/2018 | you're fuckin' hot |
deuce pants |
#colonblow #deuce-pants #hot #nu-urinal-background #sexy |
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4,505 | 4/2/2011 | you're going to kill us all deuce: BE VERY QUIET
deuce: THE DICKS ARE AFOOT
pants: I AM HUSHED
deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL
pants: I'M SUCKING AS SILENTLY AS I CAN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
8,992 | 10/31/2023 | you're hired here's a mop spigot: I THOUGHT A GENDER REVEAL WAS JUST PULLING MY PANTS DOWN |
#flash #gender #green-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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4,784 | 1/27/2012 | you're in the army now pants: MY BONER IS STANDING AT ATTENTION
pants: THEREFORE YOU SHOULD SALUTE IT
pants: OFFICER ON DECK
deuce: HERE WE GO AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#army #blue-background #boner #deck #deuce-pants #officer #salute |
|
3,800 | 3/29/2009 | you're just lying there spigot: I CAN'T KEEP UP
pants: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING
pants: YOU'RE JUST LYING THERE LIKE YOU GAVE UP |
pants spigot |
#nuggh #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,233 | 1/9/2019 | you're just mad spigot: you're just mad the new dr who is a trap |
spigot |
#dr-who #high-res #single-panel #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #trap #ts |
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4,004 | 10/23/2009 | you're making it bend deuce: SPIGOT THE BEAR, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN THIS LIGHT
deuce: HOLD THE FUCK STILL YOU'RE MAKING IT BEND
spigot: NUTS
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLUG THE END OF THIS KEYBOARD CABLE INTO AN EXTENSION CABLE INTO THE CUBE IN BUILDING 21, I COULD VIEW PORN FROM THE BUSHES
deuce: IF ANYTHING BREAKS OFF IN YOU I'M GOING TO BE VERY PUT OUT |
deuce spigot |
#bushes #cubicles #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #porn #spigot-the-bear |
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7,252 | 1/28/2019 | you're my disposable urinal deuce: you're my disposable urinal
pants: I am neither leakproof nor hygienic
deuce: don't care |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #urinal-background |
|
6,739 | 8/21/2017 | you're my knight in shining armor pants: YOU MIGHT SAY MY DICK IS FUN-SIZED
deuce: IT'S NOT SO MUCH FUN AS IT IS FUNNY
pants: NO LET'S GO WITH FUN-SIZED (HOPPING ON A QUICK CALL) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fun-size #quick-call #urinal-background #you-might-say |
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8,545 | 8/10/2022 | you're not watching pants: WATCH ME SUCK IT
pants: AHEM YOU'RE NOT WATCHING
deuce: I'M BUSY DOING MY HAIR
pants: BUT THAT CAN TAKE HOURS
deuce: SQUIRRRP |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #mousehole #sucking #woodring-room-background |
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5,451 | 12/31/2013 | you're overmodulated spigot: IS THIS FREQUENCY IN USE?????????????????????????????????????????
deuce: YOU'RE OVERMODULATED YOU NEED TO BACK OFF THE MIC
spigot: FOLKS I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED (OVER)
deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE TOO QUIET YOU NEED TO GET CLOSER
spigot: JALGYIA9HL SFKAFYAH ILSFKAFSIYHLKASF
deuce: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO A SIDE BAND |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #folks #ham-radio #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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43 | 10/7/1998 | you're really stabbing me spigot: I PUBLISH SHORT STORIES ON THE WEB AND HERE'S A LINK TO EMAIL ME
spigot: IF SOMEONE CAN HELP ME GET A PERL/JAVA THING GOING I CAN BUILD A CHAT FORUM
spigot: YOU'RE REALLY STABBING ME IN THE FACE AND GROIN WITH THAT BALLPOINT PEN
|
spigot |
#bad-dithering #ballpoint-pen #genital-mutilation #java #perl #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,513 | 11/20/2002 | you're the gayest spigot: THIS PINK TRIANGLE ON MY ARM COST WELL OVER $100
spigot: SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW QUEER I AM
spigot: FINE I'LL JUST SEND MYSELF MAIL
spigot: MAILX SPIGOT YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: BIFF -> YOU HAVE MAIL
spigot: MAILX
spigot: SPIGOT -> YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME |
spigot |
#email #spigot-solo #tattoo #unix #woodring-room-background |
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3,925 | 8/1/2009 | you've come a long way, baby pants: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE
pants: DREAMS ARE FOR THOSE WHO LICK DICK
pants: YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY |
pants |
#dicklicking #love #pants-solo #urinal-background #virginia-slims |
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3,138 | 6/6/2007 | you've got to beat that bear off : NAME SPIGOT
: VOICE #2: WHAT SHOULD WE DO
: VOICE #1: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF! TAKE THIS STICK
spigot: WHAT DOES THIS DO?!?!?!!?
spigot: OW |
spigot |
#beating-off #caption #mousehole #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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8,689 | 1/1/2023 | you’ll love it at levitz spigot: NOW I'M BEATING OFF AT BREUNER'S AND IN 10 OR SO MINS I'LL BE BEATING OFF AT MMM CARPETS |
#beating-off #levitz #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,375 | 7/6/2002 | young dumb and full of poo pants: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE MACHINE THAT SUCKS ALL THE DICKS
spigot: GRAND OPENING!!! CASTRO BLOW 'N' GO
spigot: IT STARTS FROM WITHIN
pants: GLORYHOLES THAT GIVE 404 ERRORS
pants: TAKING JOBS FROM AMERICANS LIKE ME
spigot: TUBS/TROUGHS/SPECIAL-PURPOSE BENCHES!!!!!! ADMISSION $15 |
pants spigot |
#automation #castro #glory-hole #http #pants-spigot #plant #poo #woodring-field-background |
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1,742 | 7/8/2003 | YOUR AD HERE spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE CITY / $18.95 FOR A BOOK OF JERKCITY |
spigot |
#big-book-of-jerkcity-background #deuce-pants-spigot #merch #product-placement #sellout #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #singing #smooth-fonts #summer-in-the-city #the-lovin-spoonful |
|
7,153 | 10/21/2018 | your beautiful new home deuce: t pants this is your new home
pants: it's beautiful
spigot: i like the skylight |
deuce pants spigot |
#cardboard-box #deuce-pants-spigot #photo #sfw #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
4,201 | 5/17/2010 | your best buys pants: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING FRY'S ELECTRONICS
pants: SEE BACK FOR RETURN POLICY
pants: YOUR BEST BUYS ARE ALWAYS AT FRY'S!
pants: NUGGGGGGGGH
pants: ANAL |
pants |
#anal #frys-electronics #nuggh #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,154 | 6/22/2007 | your best interest pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch |
|
2,498 | 8/31/2005 | your bird-like dick pants: ANYWAY IF I HAVE NO FREE WILL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SUCK ALL THE DICKS AT ONCE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: AND BEGIN
pants: YOUR BIRD-LIKE DICK
deuce: IN THAT IT HAS A BEAK OR THAT IT MAKES BUK BUK BUK SOUNDS (BOTH TRUE)
uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH NUGGGGGGGGH GAAAAH HUNNGH NUGGGH HUHHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#buk #cocksucking #deuce-pants #free-will #nuggh #plant #renaissance-man #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
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1,632 | 3/20/2003 | your bumper pants: I WOULD LIKE TO BE DRAGGED BEHIND YOUR BUMPER
deuce: I LIKE YOUR CAN-DO ATTITUDE |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deucegrin #mountain-background #sfw #smooth-fonts |
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8,979 | 10/18/2023 | your call pants: TO OPT OUT OF THE SIMULATION, PRESS ONE
pants: FOR SPANISH PRESS TWO
pants: OR PRESS # FOR THE OPERATOR
deuce: $
pants: WELCOME TO MOVIEFONE
deuce: Q
spigot: GURK GOLP DOING MORE WITH LESS |
#deuce-pants-spigot #glop #green-background #gurk #ivr #moviefone #spanish #starbucks-background #telephony #weird-pants-face |
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3,432 | 3/26/2008 | your call is ery important to us spigot: OKAY SIR!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THANKS FOR YOUR FAT MOUTHY WORDS AND OPINION
spigot: [TRASH] |
spigot |
#fat #mouth #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,373 | 11/7/2010 | your cue deuce: WISHING FOR DICK
deuce: T PANTS THIS IS YOUR CUE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dick #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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9,273 | 8/7/2024 | your end of the bargain spigot: TOUNGING WNAGS
pants: HUG-AH-LUG-AH |
#bob-1065 #bonequest-830 #hugalugah #minecraft-background #pants-spigot #single-panel #tetragrammaton #tongue #typo #wangs |
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3,037 | 2/25/2007 | your face : IN [redacted] WE TRUST
: e pluribus [redacted]
spigot: SPLORK SPLOP YOUR FACE
spigot: SPLUT PTHH YOUR FACE |
spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #redacted #redacted-text #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,161 | 3/2/2013 | your face atandt: [B
atandt: [A
atandt: [A
spigot: GET YOUR FACE OFF THE KEYBOARD |
atandt spigot |
#sfw #vt100 #woodring-field-background |
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3,702 | 12/21/2008 | your face and head spigot: BONER (NOUN): WHAT POKES INTO YOUR FACE AND HEAD
spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I SMOOSHED MY OWN POO ALL OVER A PROSTITUTE
deuce: AM I THAT PROSTITUTE |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #mousehole #poo #prostitute #vocabulary #woodring-room-background |
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4,588 | 7/4/2011 | your face and your neck pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: IN YOUR OWN WAY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #love #lowercase #null #sfw #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #white-background |
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3,957 | 9/4/2009 | your face in my lap spigot: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS
spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN MY LAP WHILE I EAT MY POTATOES |
spigot |
#fatness #mouse-cursor #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,073 | 1/5/2010 | your face will catch my spurt : mmm yeah oooh boy duh your face will catch my spurt
net: I COULD STILL MAKE IT TO THE STORE TO LEGALLY BUY ALCHOHOL
deuce: Y
deuce: OR YOU COULD COME OVER HERE AND BOTH STROKE AND SUCK ME (AS PER OUR CONTRACT) |
deuce net |
#alcohol #caption #contract #deuce-net #dicklicking #legal #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #typo #urinal-background |
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2,770 | 5/31/2006 | your face, my dong deuce: I DON'T THINK THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY (GHLAGHLAGHLGA)
pants: (HAUGHAULGAHLGAG) WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HULAGHAULGHALG |
deuce pants |
#antarctica #bee #deuce-pants #dicklicking #fresca #map #photo-background |
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492 | 1/31/2000 | your fatness pants: HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR FATNESS LATELY
deuce: YOU CAN'T BE REFERRING TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN (SQUINTING, TRYING TO MAKE YOU OUT)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW EITHER
deuce: JUST CARRY ON LIKE I'M NOT HERE GLHGULHGULHGULHGULHG
pants: THAT WILL BE DIFFICULT DUE TO THE HUAHGUAHGUAG |
deuce pants |
#aphex-twin #coy-pants #deuce-pants #disappointed-pants #drunk-deuce #edited #fat #fatness #laughing-deuce #mousehole #tits #which-one-are-you #woodring-room-background |
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3,134 | 6/2/2007 | your friend in the diamond business spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM WAKE UP IN STALL 2
spigot: I'M YOUR FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS
spigot: OKAY SLIPPING MY BUSINESS CARD UNDER THE DOOR SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME
spigot: PLEASE LET GO OF MY PANT LEG
spigot: HOLY
spigot: *BONK* |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #mountain-background #oh-boy #shane-company #spigot-again #spigot-solo #stall-bamming #toilet-antics |
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7,918 | 11/22/2020 | your friend my friend pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR / ROAMS EVERYWHERE / HE'S YOUR FRIEND / MY FRIEND / SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: THAT'S ME!!!!!!!
:: POKES HEAD THROUGH CARTOON CIRCLE, WINKS, GIVES THUMBS-UP |
: pants spigot |
#background #coelacanth #pants-spigot #rendering-glitch #sfw #singing #spigot-the-bear #theme-song |
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3,519 | 6/21/2008 | your fucking job spigot: WILL MY SPRITELY ATTITUDE COUNT FOR SOMETHING??????????
deuce: WHERE'S MY COFFEE LIKE I ASKED YOU TEN MINUTES AGO
deuce: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR WHAM !!!!!!
spigot: BLOGS |
deuce spigot |
#blog #coffee #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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7,884 | 10/19/2020 | your fucking piss jug dick: NOT A ONE OF YOU HAS EVEN ASKED ME A BOUT MY NEW KLEAN KANTEEN
spigot: HOW DID YOU SETTLE ON THE KLEAN KANTEEN AND NOT JUST ANY OL' RANDOM TIN CAN FROM THE BASKET AT SALVATION ARMY (LOOK DOWN AT YOUR FEET UNDER THE VCRS)
spigot: ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING GOON
spigot: T DICK HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN I EXPRESS INTEREST IN YOUR FUCKING PISS JUG |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #grey-background #klean-kanteen #piss-jug #salvation-army |
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5,842 | 1/27/2015 | your fucking shinebox deuce: GO GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX
pants: OK BRB |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #glitches #goodfellas #mountain-background #shinebox #title-mismatch |
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9,044 | 12/22/2023 | your google timeline pants: YOUR 2023 GOOGLE TIMELINE HIGHLIGHTS: CITIES VISITED
pants: WALGREENS |
#america #location-history #mountain-background #pants-solo #retrospective #sfw #walgreens |
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6,107 | 10/19/2015 | your highest priority deuce: YOU ARE GO FOR POO
deuce: DO NOT ENGAGE HOSTILES, THE POO IS YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY
deuce: ALL OTHER PRIORITIES RESCINDED. |
deuce |
#atc #cookie-monster #deuce-solo #mountain-background #poo #radio |
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3,002 | 1/21/2007 | your instructions are as follows pants: BIIIIIIIG BONGHIT THEN EXHALE
pants: WAIT PATIENTLY
pants: SEE GOD
pants: GREET HIM, ASK HIM ABOUT THE PLATYPUS
pants: WRITE ANSWER DOWN THIS TIME |
pants |
#bonghit #cave #pants-solo #platypus #religion |
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4,888 | 5/17/2012 | your invention deuce: SHOW ME YOUR INVENTION
: PANTS WETS HIMSELF
deuce: REFUND
: PANTS WETS YOU
deuce: MOP |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #mop #urine #woodring-room-background |
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6,796 | 10/23/2017 | your licking dick name spigot: FOLKS YOUR LICKING DICK NAME IS YOUR FIRST NAME PLUS YOUR LAST NAME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #folks #grey-background #high-res #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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2,094 | 6/27/2004 | your life story atandt: I ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB NOT YOUR LIFE STORY
deuce: BUT I WAS TRYING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH AN ANECDOTE |
atandt deuce |
#anecdote #atandt-deuce #blowjob #white-background |
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6,169 | 12/22/2015 | your life's work deuce: I HAVE REVIEWED YOUR LIFE'S WORK AND FOUND IT [ ] SATISFACTORY [ ] WANTING [ ] UNACCEPTABLE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #judgement #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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596 | 5/14/2000 | your mother should know (doot doot) pants: YOUR MOTHER SHOULD KNOW (DOOT DOOT)
pants: HOW TO EAT SHIT: AN ESSAY
pants: CHAPTER ONE: SHIT EATING
pants: HAULGHA LHF08YF CHOMP HORBFHLF BALGBAG
deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S 326 PAGES OF THAT
pants: AND $49.95
pants: EVEN AT SUPER CROWN !!!
deuce: WELL IT **IS** THE DEFINITIVE REFERENCE |
deuce pants |
#beatles #coprophagia #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,817 | 8/13/2020 | your mouth pants: T DEUCE IF YOUR MOUTH WAS A CUNT I’D FUCK IT
pants: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #oral-sex #urinal-background |
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2,798 | 6/28/2006 | your new jerkcity dick: WE PISSED ALL OVER YOUR NEW JERKCITY TODAY
dick: HA HA
dick: HA HA
dick: HA
dick: SMELLS LIKE PISS NOW |
dick |
#badly-pasted-title #bong #counterstrike #dick-solo #marijuana #piss #title-mismatch #uncategorized-background |
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6,743 | 8/25/2017 | your pathetic human laws of addition pants: HAHA
deuce: HAHA
pants: SO BY MY CALCULATIONS THAT'S HAHAHAHA
deuce: HA'S DON'T FOLLOW YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN LAWS OF ADDITION |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #laughing-deuce #math #sfw |
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6,355 | 7/8/2016 | your perishables will temperature controlled pants: EARLIER TODAY I EXPERIENCED A TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST THAT BECAME A PAIN AND THEN I TOOK A HUGE DUMP AND FELT BETTER
pants: IS THIS FOR A CLASS OR JUST BEING GAY WITH PISS
pants: DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN |
pants |
#gay-with-piss #pants-solo #piss #woodring-field-background |
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1,931 | 1/16/2004 | your popeness atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL CRADLE MY BALLS CAREFULLY
atandt: ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING
atandt: ARE YOU THE POPE
atandt: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
atandt: YOUR POPENESS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #balls #mousehole #pope #woodring-room-background |
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1,807 | 9/14/2003 | your porn spigot: YOU LIKE YOUR PORN MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,750 | 2/7/2009 | your purpose in life deuce: YOU ARE FODDER FOR THE BEATING
deuce: THAT IS WHY GOD MADE YOU
deuce: THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE
deuce: TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF PUNCHES AND KICKS |
deuce |
#destiny #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #urinal-background #violence |