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EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
3,892 6/29/2009 and also
spigot: MY PROGRAM WON'T COMPILE AND ALSO I WENT BLIND LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE
spigot
#blindness
#programming
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,854 12/19/2017 and also ten james francos
spigot: THINKING MAYBE HOUSE OF CARDS WITH NO ROBIN WRIGHT BUT KEVIN SPACEY IN A DRESS AND ALSO TEN JAMES FRANCOS
spigot
#boy-scouts
#cocksucking
#james-franco
#kevin-spacey
#neon-grid-background
#robin-wright
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#television
4,126 2/28/2010 and another day
atandt: ONE DAY I'M ALL 'HUGHGUGHUHGHGL DICKS' AND ANOTHER DAY I'M JUST "HUHGLUG DICKS" atandt: I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE DISCREPANCY pants: T ATANDT IT HAPPENS
atandt
pants
#mountain-background
3,404 2/27/2008 and everybody celebrates accordingly
deuce: I SAID COCKS pants: I HEAR YOU BROTHER deuce: OH YES pants: BRING IT ON deuce: COCKS I SAY pants: HALLELUJAH
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#hallelujah
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
5,476 1/25/2014 and get away with it
deuce: JESUS LOVES ME / THIS I KNOW deuce: FOR THE BIBLE / GLAGHLAHGGHLH H HL HLAGH LAHG LHAGLH deuce: DIABETES IS COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN SMOKE CRACK AND GET AWAY WITH IT
deuce
#crack
#deuce-solo
#diabetes
#drugs
#grey-background
#jesus
#singing
9,276 8/10/2024 and he did ride
spigot: MORE LIKE FROGGY WENT A-SUCKIN pants: SEXUALLY MANHANDLED deuce: APPROPRIATELY SHAKEN pants: NEVER STIRRED deuce: SHAKEN LIKE A BAD BABY deuce: OR A GOOD BABY WITH BAD PARENTS
#baby
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#frog
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#james-bond
#mango-background
#martini
#sex
#somber-deuce
539 3/18/2000 and he said unto them
pants: AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY" pants: GHALUGHLUAGH spigot: BUALBGULABGLUAG deuce: HLUAGHULALGAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#bible
#bonequest-hd
#cave
#cocksucking-noises
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#religion
#woodring-stairs-background
2,067 5/31/2004 and here you are
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING pants: AND HERE YOU ARE spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE pants: WELCOME
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#god
#huffy-pants
#trainspotting
#woodring-room-background
3,029 2/17/2007 and hopefully to the bus stop
spigot: I SAY AGAIN: PEOPLESOFT deuce: MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE CAMERA deuce: DUMPING deuce: NOW I AM TOTALLY GAY spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS IN MY EYES AND OEDIPUS REXING MYSELF OUT THE DOOR AND HOPEFULLY TO THE BUS STOP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eye-injury
#gay
#oedipus-rex
#woodring-field-background
5,759 11/5/2014 and how
pants: AHLUGHAGLUALUGHG pants: BAGLBHALGBLUAGHLBG pants: HALGHALGHLAGHLUAG pants: LAGHALUGHALUGGAG pants: FHALGHLUAGHLUAG pants: BLKBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB pants: AHEM pants: THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN WILL SEE YOU NOW (RIGHT THIS WAY)
pants
#and-how
#bored-pants
#cartoons
#dicklicking
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
9,392 12/4/2024 and how
pants: TAPPING THE DICK WITH A PENCIL pants: TO TEST IF IT IS A LOAD-BEARING DICK
#dicks
#engineering
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
5,432 12/10/2013 and how can i stretch you out
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: YAY spigot: I REJECT YOUR GAY ANTHEMS AND ALL THEY STAND FOR spigot: I'M TURNING INTO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH deuce: IN WHAT WAY AND HOW CAN I HELP STRETCH YOU OUT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#freshly-baked
#url
4,768 1/11/2012 and i mean now
deuce: EVERYONE SUCK ON IT deuce: AND I MEAN NOW PEOPLE
deuce
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#grapes
#photo-background
7,483 9/15/2019 and i miss my brothers
pants: OH GOD IT'S EATING ME pants: DANGLING ME BY MY LEG PRECARIOUSLY OVER HIS MOUTH AND JAWS pants: OH WHY AM I NOT DYING
pants
#pants-solo
#vore
#woodring-field-background
8,728 2/9/2023 and i said nothing
pants: SLAP WHAP pants: AND THEN, WHEN I WAS FIVE pants: NOW IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A 2,000 YEAR OLD MAN IS THAT RIGHT spigot: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE USELESS SACKS OF SHIT AND I SAID NOTHING pants: DO YOU HAVE JASON BOURNE IN CUSTODY
#balls
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#feet-above-floor
#funloving-nonsense
#jason-bourne
#martin-niemoller
#mel-brooks
#nazi
#pants-spigot
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
6,391 8/14/2016 and i say unto you
ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE A YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY net: I FOLD ozone: I TAKE YOUR RAPE HURRRR deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL
deuce
net
ozone
#deja-vu
#deuce-net-ozone
#diaper
#drunk-deuce
#fetishes
#mountain-background
#mouth
#pool
#raise-you-a
#rape
8,130 6/22/2021 and i want them now
pants: DICKS (AND I WANT THEM NOW)
pants
#christmas-tree-monster
#dicks
#pants-solo
#singing
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
2,929 11/6/2006 and much much more
pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#toilet
4,913 6/12/2012 and my trunk
pants: TELL SPIGOT YOU DID NOT FIND MY GAY PORN QUITE A BIT OF IT IS BULKED UP IN MY COLON AND MY DESK DRAWERS HERE AND MY TRUNK AND ALSO DAD'S VAN
pants
spigot
#black-background
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#porn
8,785 4/7/2023 and now
pants: AND NOW TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE COCK AND STUFF MYSELF IN THE DUMBWAITER
#dumbwaiter
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
4,310 9/5/2010 and now a word on polio
deuce: FUCK POLIO
deuce
#deuce-solo
#polio
#urinal-background
2,916 10/23/2006 and now for
atandt: NOW FOR [REDACTED] spigot: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS HAD A [REDACTED] FOR THREE WEEKS deuce: BACK TO THE [REDACTED] PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#bonequest-hd
#censored
#sfw
#white-background
8,215 9/15/2021 and now my bottom is wet
pants: I SAT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE AND NOW MY BOTTOM IS WET spigot: WAS IT REALLY A BENCH OR WERE YOU IN THE FOUNTAIN LOOKING FOR COINS pants: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
pants
spigot
#fountain
#grilldos
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,214 2/13/2016 and rest
deuce: COCKS? pants: OKAY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRR pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pants: AND REST
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
7,967 1/10/2021 and say it
deuce: LOOK I'M JUST GOING TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT deuce: DICKS ARE GROSS deuce: HLUGAULHGAULHGAULAHGAULHGLHUGALUHGAUHULGALUHGAUHLHGAUL
deuce
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#not-gay
#woodring-room-background
7,289 3/5/2019 and sean connery as
deuce: And deuce: SEAN CONNERY deuce: As Professor Henry Jones
deuce
#cricket
#deuce-solo
#indiana-jones
#sean-connery
#sfw
#yellow-background
948 5/1/2001 and so forth
pants: HGLAHGLUAHLGHAULGHUG pants: BGHAHLGAUHGULAHGULAH pants: LAGHUAGLAHUGLAHLUHUG
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,442 7/6/2005 and so it goes
spigot: IF I CLICK ANOTHER LIGHT-BROWN-HAIRED GIRL PIC WHICH YIELDS A DOPEY COW-EYED RIOT GRRRL STARING OFF INTO SPACE I'M GOING TO LICK MY OWN DICK spigot: GURF BLURF CHOKING MYSELF DOWN spigot: LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT
spigot
#autofellatio
#blurf
#dicklicking
#dogshit
#porn
#rem
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,786 4/8/2023 and so it goes
pants: HLAGHUALGHLAGAGAG pants: ROLLING UP MY SLEEVES, TAKING THEM ON TEN AT A TIME pants: GHLAGHULAGHLAHGLUAG
#cocksucking-noises
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,592 5/22/2014 and so it goes
deuce: BHABHLBALHAB spigot: ANOTHER DAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#white-background
3,296 11/11/2007 and so it goes
deuce: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW pants: ABOUT THE SAME
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,689 5/16/2003 and so much more
spigot: OH BOY spigot: THE POLKA-DOT DOOR, THE POLKA-DOT DOOR spigot: LET'S PEEK THROUGH TO THE POLKA-DOT DOOR spigot: FOR SONGS AND STORIES AND SO MUCH MORE spigot: DOOT DA DOOT BA DOOT DOOT spigot: THROUGH THE POLKA DOT DOOR spigot: HI I'M DON AND WELCOME TO THE POLKA DOT DOOR spigot: HUHHHH HUBRHLULU STAGEFRIGHT spigot: HURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRR TRYING TO BREATHE spigot: BLUHH HUHHHHH THE POLKA-DOTS ARE ALL OVER ME NOW spigot: HURRRRRRRRR SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
spigot
#hhhhh
#oh-boy
#panic-attack
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#stagefright
#woodring-field-background
2,628 1/8/2006 and so was i
spigot: HITLER WAS WRONG TO MURDER ALL THOSE JEWS AND SO WAS I
spigot
#hitler
#jews
#murder
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
5,341 8/30/2013 and step on it
spigot: WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LOOK DOWN AND SEE THE FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT AND STEP ON IT
spigot
#dogshit
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
6,142 11/25/2015 and step on it
pants: BEAT ME OFF AT AN EARLY-AFTERNOON SHOWING OF THE PEANUTS MOVIE pants: BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT
pants
#pants-solo
#peanuts
#urinal-background
6,179 1/1/2016 and that dick over there
pants: EXPOSITORY BLATHER pants: THESE DICKS AND THOSE DICKS AND THAT DICK OVER THERE pants: THE CONTENTS OF ALL OF OUR FANNYPACKS, COMBINED
pants
#dicks
#fannypacks
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,805 2/20/2012 and that seemed to work just fine
spigot: BLAHBLHABLHAB CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT CURLY BRACES spigot: I TRIED INDENTING THEM BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK spigot: THEN IT CAME OVER AND PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND THAT SEEMED TO WORK JUST FINE
spigot
#braces
#curly
#curly-braces
#face
#grey-background
#programming
#punch
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,986 8/28/2012 and that's the jerkcity promise
deuce: I WILL POP YOUR TITS AND PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT
deuce
#cunt
#deuce-solo
#misogyny
#punching
#tits
#woodring-stairs-background
5,222 5/3/2013 and that's when i surrendered
pants: AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR DICKS IN MY FACE AND THAT'S WHEN I SURRENDERED
pants
#dicks
#pants-solo
#stray-dot
#surrender
#woodring-field-background
8,623 10/27/2022 and the of the
deuce: AND THE / HOOOOME / OF THE / BRAAAAVE pants: STATIC spigot: SO. MUCH. THIS.
#deuce-pants-spigot
#nostalgia
#sfw
#static-background
#television
1,098 10/3/2001 and the preacher said
spigot: PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE deuce: I BROKE MY WANG SO I'LL NEED DISABILITY TOO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#disability
#masturbation
#wang
#white-background
6,026 7/30/2015 and then
spigot: THEN I BEAT OFF AND WENT TO BED
spigot
#beating-off
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
7,169 11/6/2018 and then a big ker-chonk
spigot: okay hitting STOP and then rewinding a few milliseconds purely by feel and then a big ker-chonk with both PLAY and the orange RECORD spigot: MOM SHUT **UP** I AM RECORDING THE KTEH PLEDGE BREAKS spigot: fucking BITCH
spigot
#mom
#neon-grid-background
#pbs
#pledge
#pledge-break
#spigot-solo
#vcr
9,156 4/12/2024 and then he died
deuce: HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP
#death
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#deuce-solo
#erection
#modified-character
#mountain-background
#pun
#sfw
8,921 8/21/2023 and then repeat
deuce: CAN I CHEW YOU UP AND THEN SWALLOW YOU AND THEN DIGEST YOU AND THEN POOP YOU OUT AND THEN REASSEMBLE YOU (TOOTHPICKS, PAPER CLIPS, SPIT) AND THEN REPEAT deuce: OR IS THAT TOO 1997 pants: YEAH THINKING YAHOO HOME PAGE deuce: LOTS OF TABLES
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#html
#mountain-background
#nineties
#somber-deuce
#table
#vore
#yahoo
4,848 4/3/2012 and then some
pants: WHATCHA DOIN spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants
spigot
#daddy
#fucking-shut-up
#pants-spigot
#shut-up
#woodring-field-background
4,621 8/6/2011 and then the squirting began
deuce: AN URGENT RUNNY SHIT INTERRUPTED ME pants: AND THEN THE SQUIRTING BEGAN deuce: INDEED IT WAS SQUIRTING AND BURNING, NO QUESTION pants: THREE WIVES SIX SHRINKS AND I STILL LOVE WHORES
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#deuces-shits
#huffy-pants
#shit
#squirt
#white-background
#whores
7,349 5/4/2019 and viewers like you
spigot: the pants and melinda gates foundation
pants
spigot
#melinda-gates
#pants-spigot
#philanthropy
#piss
#single-panel
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
3,999 10/18/2009 and we hope you enjoy the show
atandt: WELCOME TO JERKCITY atandt: PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY atandt: AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW pants: SOAPING DIE FUCKERS ONTO THE BATHROOM WALL
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bathroom
#die-fuckers
#soap
#urinal-background
#whisper
3,661 11/10/2008 and what a poo
spigot: FAGGED OUT deuce: AND WHAT A POO IT WAS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#poo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
5,012 9/29/2012 and what have you
pants: ANTICIPATORY DROOLING AND WHAT HAVE YOU
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#drooling
#hand-sanitizer
#high-res
#pants-solo
#photo-background
1,801 9/8/2003 and whatever else
spigot: DICKLICKERY AND WHATEVER ELSE GOES ON AT THE OPERA
spigot
#dicklicking
#opera
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,963 9/10/2009 and with that the problem was solved
pants: A WHAT pants: GET A ROPE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
2,307 2/21/2005 and yes
pants: VICODIN pants: BONGHITS pants: CHOCOLATE MILK pants: AND YES pants: I DO WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
pants
#bonghit
#chocolate-milk
#pants-solo
#vicodin
#woodring-stairs-background
4,932 7/5/2012 and yet
deuce: HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND YET DISGUSTINGLY HOMOSEXUAL
deuce
#99e99
#deuce-solo
#red-background
6,653 5/21/2017 and yet i do
pants: BONK BONK BONK I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY deuce: PHYSICS SAYS I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EXIST AND YET I DO
deuce
pants
#bee
#bonk
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#physics
#woodring-room-background
5,164 3/6/2013 and you said nothing
spigot: I SPLASHED EAU DE PARFUME ON MY NUTS AND YOU SAID NOTHING spigot: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER spigot: STILL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HEAR A THANK YOU
spigot
#gratitude
#mousehole
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
8,365 2/11/2022 and... action
pants: HAVE YOU GOT AN ERECTION, BOY ????? spigot: CUT pants: BOY HAVE ***YOU*** GOT AN ERECTION !!!! spigot: CUT spigot: THE LINE IS: " HAVE YOU A VALEDICTION, BOY-O " pants: HAS THAT BOY GOT AN ERECTION OR ****WHAT*** ??!?! spigot: CUT pants: BOY-O-BOY DO I LIKE BOYS' ERECTIONS spigot: CUT
pants
spigot
#boner
#boys
#coy-pants
#cut
#erections
#gay
#la-confidential
#mountain-background
#outtake
#pants-spigot
7,506 10/8/2019 anger issues part 1
pants: punch pants: pow pants: crawlspace pants: barrel pants: desert
pants
#crime
#murder
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,507 10/9/2019 anger issues part 2
pants: i literally wanted to see what i looked like sad pants: also the elevator down took a long time pants: no i'm fine to chat
pants
#elevator
#filename
#pants-solo
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
9,247 7/12/2024 angles (sic)
pants: MAYBE SOMEDAY WE CAN USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO HAVE KEVIN COSTNER RE-DO THE VOICE OVER FOR _WINGS OF DESIRE_ INSTEAD OF THAT DREARY GERMAN
#ai
#german
#mars-background
#movies
#no-title-card
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
1,986 3/10/2004 annabel chong
spigot: DEAR ANNABEL CHONG spigot: I NOTICED IN YOUR GANG BANG VIDEO HOW COMPLETELY USELESS AND UNWATCHABLE YOU ARE spigot: NOT TO MENTION HOW DISINTERESTING AND DICK-LIMPENING
spigot
#annabel-chong
#asians
#dick-limpening
#diss
#gang-bang
#porn
#spigot-solo
639 6/25/2000 annie get your gun
deuce: THE SUN'LL COME OUT deuce: TOMORROW deuce: BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLHUBB HURRRF MUP DUP DANG
deuce
#deuce-solo
#woodring-field-background
9,369 11/11/2024 annie hall
pants: BOY THE PENISES AT THIS PLACE ARE REALLY TERRIBLE spigot: AND SUCH SMALL PORTIONS
#annie-hall
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#penis
#urinal-background
#woody-allen
1,088 9/23/2001 annnother
deuce: I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO DRINK ANOTHER BEER deuce: ANNNNNNNNOTHER deuce: YES FOLKS I WAS JUST TESTING THE KEY REPEAT RATE
deuce
#beer
#computers
#deuce-solo
#drinking
#repeat-rate
#woodring-room-background
1,348 6/10/2002 announce ment
deuce: OKAY ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE POSTING THE DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE PICTURES TO THE BLACKGIRL GROUPS CAN CUT IT THE FUCK OUT
deuce
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#deuce-solo
#drew-barrymore
#usenet
763 10/25/2000 annual report 2000
pants: BUILDING ELABORATE LEGO MINDSTORM PROJECTS AND EATING THEM
pants
#annual-report
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,353 10/18/2010 another 79 on the ground
deuce: WHY IS THE NTSB INVESTIGATING MY BONER pants: 289 DEAD AND ANOTHER 79 ON THE GROUND
deuce
pants
#black-background
#boner
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#disaster
#ntsb
7,626 2/5/2020 another bug hunt
pants: why did the marines in aliens ask if it was "another bug hunt" have they dealt with bugs before deuce: the implication is clearly yes
deuce
pants
#aliens
#bug-hunt
#bugs
#deuce-pants
#implication
#movies
#quote
#science
#sfw
#space-nuts-background
6,310 5/24/2016 another cookie
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLUAG pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
pants
#cookies
#eyebrows-of-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,767 5/28/2006 another exciting episode coming right up
spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: PLEASE CALL ME MR. FAT spigot: LATER DIPSHITS
spigot
#fat
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
5,380 10/14/2013 another issue entirely
deuce: HELP THE INTERNET LEAKED OUT OF MY MACHINE AND ALL OVER THE FLOOR deuce: OH WAIT deuce: THAT'S PISS deuce: NEVER MIND deuce: BUT THIS BRINGS UP ANOTHER ISSUE
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#piss
#tech-support
#woodring-stairs-background
1,743 7/9/2003 ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK
spigot: COMING UP NEXT: ANOTHER POETRY BOOK BY JEWEL spigot: UNICORNS spigot: UNICORNS spigot: UNICORNS spigot: THE END
spigot
#books
#jewel
#literature
#mountain-background
#poetry
#repetition
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#unicorns
2,960 12/9/2006 another lost weekend
atandt: RRRRRRRRRAWRDA DDDDDDDDDDDDD RERRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: IT'S LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO BUT WITH ZOMBIES (NEEDS MORE SAVE SLOTS) (pants): B-BUT DOWNLOADING FOOD IS A CRIME atandt: QWQAQWQWQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQ atandt: AFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAF AF AF AFAFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AFAFAFAF 8888888888888888888888888 pants: MAYBE BY 2013 WE'LL GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT GODDAMN BARN
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#barn
#broken-promise
#fighting-irish-pose
#grand-theft-auto
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
#zombie
3,523 6/25/2008 another one of your tricks
pants: POOP deuce: SHOW ME deuce: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS OF POOP deuce: I REQUIRE PROOF pants: CUPPED IN HANDS deuce: IS THIS THE REAL STUFF OR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS pants: TASTE IT deuce: NEEDS MORE BUTTER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#poo
#woodring-room-background
564 4/12/2000 another pop up window
spigot: CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TARZAN'S INTERACTIVE ADVENTURE!!!!! spigot: CMD-W spigot: ANOTHER POP UP WINDOW?????? spigot: CLICK HERE TO DO LAUNDRY AND MAKE POTSTICKERS WITH MULAN!!!!! spigot: ALT+F4
spigot
#potstickers
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,105 1/5/2013 another runny shit
spigot: DO YOU LIKE CHEX PARTY MIX W/PRETZELS deuce: I TOOK ANOTHER RUNNY SHIT (2/2 TODAY)
deuce
spigot
#chex-mix
#deuce-spigot
#product-placement
#shit
#woodring-stairs-background
7,103 9/1/2018 another saturday night
pants: t deuce also we should drive around with the top down listening to erasure deuce: fine but only after my fattening (pizza arrived)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#erasure
#fatness
#neon-grid-background
#pizza
#single-panel
2,743 5/4/2006 another true story
deuce: DO YOU THINK IF I HELD MY NEIGHBORS DOWN AND FILLED THEM WITH PISS THEY WOULD QUIET DOWN spigot: I AM THAT PISS
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#piss
6,975 4/26/2018 answers to questions nobody is asking
pants: A GUMP WITH A TALL BANK
pants
#gump
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
1,776 8/11/2003 anthrax
deuce: T PANTS I'M A DIPHTHONG pants: T DEUCE YOU MEAN A WARTHOG pants: HUMP atandt: HONK deuce: HURF pants: THE THREE H'S deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXHALE) pants: FOUR H'S pants: I LIED ABOUT THE CANCER
atandt
deuce
pants
#anthrax
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cancer
#coy-pants
#diphthong
#diphthongs
#drunk-deuce
#hhhhh
#honk
#huffy-pants
#hump
#hurf
#linguistics
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
27 9/18/1998 antimatter
deuce: THEY'VE BEEN MANUFACTURING ANTIMATTER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW spigot: WHEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ANTIMATTER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME I CANCEL THEM OUT deuce: WANGSAGLHGAHLGAHLGA YOU WILL HAVE TO SHOW RESPECT TO GET YOUR DICKS SIR spigot: DON'T BE DISSING MY LOW TOLERANCE FOR LEARNING, SCIENCE spigot: HURGLE DURGLE IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID URF BURF WHATEVER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#politics
#science
#woodring-room-background
5,566 4/25/2014 any 1 strokin' it????
spigot: ANY 1 STROKIN' IT???? deuce: HOLY JESUS spigot: ARE YOU CLINT BLACK OR GARTH BROOKS??????? deuce: I'M PATTI LABELLE I KEEP TELLING YOU deuce: YOU PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING TO ME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#hospital-background
#jesus
#masturbation
8,081 5/4/2021 any effort whatsoever
spigot: HAVE YOU MADE ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER TOWARD ELIMINATING SINGLE-USE BUTTPLUGS AND REDUCING YOUR CARBON ASSPRINT
spigot
#buttplug
#environment
#periwinkle-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
3,739 1/27/2009 any fags around
bung: ANY FAGS AROUND spigot: MY HAND IS UP
bung
spigot
#bung-spigot
#gay
#urinal-background
6,278 4/22/2016 any final thoughts tweet-wise
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!! spigot: PRINCE??????? spigot: IT'S ME BUDDY spigot: HOW YA DOIN' spigot: LAYIN' DOWN ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR spigot: I HEAR THAT!!!!! spigot: READY TO "MOVE ON" AS THEY SAY spigot: BEEN THERE!!!!! spigot: QUICK QUESTION spigot: RE: TWITTER spigot: ANY FINAL THOUGHTS TWEET-WISE spigot: ANY TWEET IDEAS, FINAL TWEETS spigot: GONNA HOLD THIS TABLET NEAR YOUR HANDS spigot: YOU TYPE WHAT MAKES SENSE spigot: WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT spigot: MAYBE A SHOUT OUT TO A LONG-SUFFERING ASSISTANT??? spigot: JOKING!!!! spigot: UNLESS YOU WANT TO spigot: PRINCE spigot: PRINCE, BUDDY spigot: PRINCE spigot: WHEW!!! THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
spigot
#current-events
#death
#overlong
#prince
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
3,726 1/14/2009 any form of conversation
spigot: T DEUCE IN ASIAN CULTURES IT'S CONSIDERED A SIGN OF RESPECT TO DRIVE TO SF AND HAND ME THE BONG THAT FELL OUT THE WINDOW spigot: AND THEN DRIVE BACK WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BEVERAGE spigot: OR ANY FORM OF CONVERSATION
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#marijuana
#san-francisco
#woodring-field-background
438 12/11/1999 any given sunday
pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT deuce: WHAT pants: WHAT deuce: WHAT THE WHAT pants: WHAT deuce: YOU SAID IT NOT ME pants: WHAT pants: OKAY pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#marijuana
#mousehole
#repetition
#sunday
#what
#woodring-room-background
103 1/13/1999 any kind of flower
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK spigot: AND I WOULD BE THE HUGLURHLUGHRLUH BIRD
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#botany
#deuce-spigot
#ornithology
#woodring-stairs-background
7,943 12/17/2020 any kind of mouse
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF MOUSE I'D BE A TIT MOUSE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#sfw
#single-panel
#titmouse
#tits
#typo
#woodring-room-background
1,741 7/7/2003 ANY KIND OF TREE
pants: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF TREE I'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT
pants
#botany
#faggots
#pants-solo
#smooth-fonts
#stretchpants
#tree
#woodring-stairs-background
8,735 2/16/2023 any last words
pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL pants: YOU AND YOU AND YOU pants: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE, SMOKING IS A DIRTY HABIT pants: READY pants: AIM pants: WHAT IS IT NOW
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#firing-squad
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sage-background
#sfw
#smoking
#weird-pants-face
9,163 4/19/2024 any minute now
pants: PISSING 33% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 66% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE deuce: SOME LEAKED
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#math
#piss
#pissing
#yellow-background
8,885 7/16/2023 any neurotransmitter at all
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY NEUROTRANSMITTER I'D BE ACETYLCHOLINE pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM
#abraham-lincoln
#deuce-pants
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
4,313 9/8/2010 any of this
deuce: SOILING MYSELF deuce: NOT THINKING ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY deuce: PARTICULARLY THE PART ABOUT THE RAPE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#rape
#soiling-myself
#urinal-background
3,316 12/1/2007 any of this
pants: WHILE THE DICKS GIGGLE THE COCKS TICK deuce: SOME OF THE DICKS ARE NOT TICKLISH SO THEY DO NOT GIGGLE pants: WHAT DO THEY DO deuce: THEY JUST LOOK QUIZZICALLY AT YOU pants: AWWWW spigot: I AM NOT FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS spigot: SEALING MY EPISODE GUIDE IN A MYLAR BAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#television-background
2,353 4/8/2005 any one
deuce: WHO WANTS TO LICK MYD ICK : DEUCE CONVENIENTLY IGNORES HIS TYPO deuce: ANYONE
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#typo
#woodring-field-background
6,488 11/24/2016 any second now
spigot: ANY SECOND NOW MY ASHTRAY WITH CORK KNOCKER IS GOING TO SHOW UP
spigot
#amazon
#ashtray
#frog
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#trinkets
#urinal-background
5,286 7/6/2013 any that aren't too dinged up
deuce: WHOLLY GAY AND SINGING A SONG pants: PRETTY MUCH YES pants: COCKS FOR THE SOUL PLEASE pants: I'LL TAKE ANY THAT AREN'T TOO DINGED UP pants: THOSE THAT ARE, WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR THEM BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THE FINAL CUT pants: OH OKAY WHAT THE HELL HURRRRRR MMPPPFTTHHTHH STUFFING MYSELF WITH COCKS
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#quality
#soul
#woodring-field-background
8,361 2/7/2022 any way
pants: ANYWAY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY COCK deuce: GROSS pants: I DIDN'T HEAR NO
deuce
pants
#cock
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exhibitionism
#gunmetal-background
#somber-deuce

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