No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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3,892 | 6/29/2009 | and also spigot: MY PROGRAM WON'T COMPILE AND ALSO I WENT BLIND LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE |
spigot |
#blindness #programming #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,854 | 12/19/2017 | and also ten james francos spigot: THINKING MAYBE HOUSE OF CARDS WITH NO ROBIN WRIGHT BUT KEVIN SPACEY IN A DRESS AND ALSO TEN JAMES FRANCOS |
spigot |
#boy-scouts #cocksucking #james-franco #kevin-spacey #neon-grid-background #robin-wright #single-panel #spigot-solo #television |
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4,126 | 2/28/2010 | and another day atandt: ONE DAY I'M ALL 'HUGHGUGHUHGHGL DICKS' AND ANOTHER DAY I'M JUST "HUHGLUG DICKS"
atandt: I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE DISCREPANCY
pants: T ATANDT IT HAPPENS |
atandt pants |
#mountain-background |
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3,404 | 2/27/2008 | and everybody celebrates accordingly deuce: I SAID COCKS
pants: I HEAR YOU BROTHER
deuce: OH YES
pants: BRING IT ON
deuce: COCKS I SAY
pants: HALLELUJAH |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #hallelujah #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,476 | 1/25/2014 | and get away with it deuce: JESUS LOVES ME / THIS I KNOW
deuce: FOR THE BIBLE / GLAGHLAHGGHLH H HL HLAGH LAHG LHAGLH
deuce: DIABETES IS COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN SMOKE CRACK AND GET AWAY WITH IT |
deuce |
#crack #deuce-solo #diabetes #drugs #grey-background #jesus #singing |
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9,276 | 8/10/2024 | and he did ride spigot: MORE LIKE FROGGY WENT A-SUCKIN
pants: SEXUALLY MANHANDLED
deuce: APPROPRIATELY SHAKEN
pants: NEVER STIRRED
deuce: SHAKEN LIKE A BAD BABY
deuce: OR A GOOD BABY WITH BAD PARENTS |
#baby #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #frog #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #james-bond #mango-background #martini #sex #somber-deuce |
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539 | 3/18/2000 | and he said unto them pants: AND SO JESUS CAME OUT OF THE CAVE AND SAID "IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY"
pants: GHALUGHLUAGH
spigot: BUALBGULABGLUAG
deuce: HLUAGHULALGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #bible #bonequest-hd #cave #cocksucking-noises #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #huffy-pants #jesus #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,067 | 5/31/2004 | and here you are spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS
pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM
spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING
pants: AND HERE YOU ARE
spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE
pants: WELCOME |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #god #huffy-pants #trainspotting #woodring-room-background |
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3,029 | 2/17/2007 | and hopefully to the bus stop spigot: I SAY AGAIN: PEOPLESOFT
deuce: MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE CAMERA
deuce: DUMPING
deuce: NOW I AM TOTALLY GAY
spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS IN MY EYES AND OEDIPUS REXING MYSELF OUT THE DOOR AND HOPEFULLY TO THE BUS STOP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #gay #oedipus-rex #woodring-field-background |
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5,759 | 11/5/2014 | and how pants: AHLUGHAGLUALUGHG
pants: BAGLBHALGBLUAGHLBG
pants: HALGHALGHLAGHLUAG
pants: LAGHALUGHALUGGAG
pants: FHALGHLUAGHLUAG
pants: BLKBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB
pants: AHEM
pants: THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN WILL SEE YOU NOW (RIGHT THIS WAY) |
pants |
#and-how #bored-pants #cartoons #dicklicking #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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9,392 | 12/4/2024 | and how pants: TAPPING THE DICK WITH A PENCIL
pants: TO TEST IF IT IS A LOAD-BEARING DICK |
#dicks #engineering #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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5,432 | 12/10/2013 | and how can i stretch you out spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
deuce: YAY
spigot: I REJECT YOUR GAY ANTHEMS AND ALL THEY STAND FOR
spigot: I'M TURNING INTO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH
deuce: IN WHAT WAY AND HOW CAN I HELP STRETCH YOU OUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #freshly-baked #url |
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4,768 | 1/11/2012 | and i mean now deuce: EVERYONE SUCK ON IT
deuce: AND I MEAN NOW PEOPLE |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #grapes #photo-background |
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7,483 | 9/15/2019 | and i miss my brothers pants: OH GOD IT'S EATING ME
pants: DANGLING ME BY MY LEG PRECARIOUSLY OVER HIS MOUTH AND JAWS
pants: OH WHY AM I NOT DYING |
pants |
#pants-solo #vore #woodring-field-background |
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8,728 | 2/9/2023 | and i said nothing pants: SLAP WHAP
pants: AND THEN, WHEN I WAS FIVE
pants: NOW IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A 2,000 YEAR OLD MAN IS THAT RIGHT
spigot: FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE USELESS SACKS OF SHIT AND I SAID NOTHING
pants: DO YOU HAVE JASON BOURNE IN CUSTODY |
#balls #bored-pants #coy-pants #feet-above-floor #funloving-nonsense #jason-bourne #martin-niemoller #mel-brooks #nazi #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,391 | 8/14/2016 | and i say unto you ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE
net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE A YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE
ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY
net: I FOLD
ozone: I TAKE YOUR RAPE HURRRR
deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL |
deuce net ozone |
#deja-vu #deuce-net-ozone #diaper #drunk-deuce #fetishes #mountain-background #mouth #pool #raise-you-a #rape |
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8,130 | 6/22/2021 | and i want them now pants: DICKS (AND I WANT THEM NOW) |
pants |
#christmas-tree-monster #dicks #pants-solo #singing #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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2,929 | 11/6/2006 | and much much more pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #toilet |
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4,913 | 6/12/2012 | and my trunk pants: TELL SPIGOT YOU DID NOT FIND MY GAY PORN QUITE A BIT OF IT IS BULKED UP IN MY COLON AND MY DESK DRAWERS HERE AND MY TRUNK AND ALSO DAD'S VAN |
pants spigot |
#black-background #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #porn |
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8,785 | 4/7/2023 | and now pants: AND NOW TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE COCK AND STUFF MYSELF IN THE DUMBWAITER |
#dumbwaiter #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,310 | 9/5/2010 | and now a word on polio deuce: FUCK POLIO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #polio #urinal-background |
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2,916 | 10/23/2006 | and now for atandt: NOW FOR [REDACTED]
spigot: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS HAD A [REDACTED] FOR THREE WEEKS
deuce: BACK TO THE [REDACTED] PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #bonequest-hd #censored #sfw #white-background |
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8,215 | 9/15/2021 | and now my bottom is wet pants: I SAT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE AND NOW MY BOTTOM IS WET
spigot: WAS IT REALLY A BENCH OR WERE YOU IN THE FOUNTAIN LOOKING FOR COINS
pants: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER |
pants spigot |
#fountain #grilldos #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,214 | 2/13/2016 | and rest deuce: COCKS?
pants: OKAY
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pants: AND REST |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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7,967 | 1/10/2021 | and say it deuce: LOOK I'M JUST GOING TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT
deuce: DICKS ARE GROSS
deuce: HLUGAULHGAULHGAULAHGAULHGLHUGALUHGAUHULGALUHGAUHLHGAUL |
deuce |
#deuce-pants #dicks #not-gay #woodring-room-background |
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7,289 | 3/5/2019 | and sean connery as deuce: And
deuce: SEAN CONNERY
deuce: As Professor Henry Jones |
deuce |
#cricket #deuce-solo #indiana-jones #sean-connery #sfw #yellow-background |
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948 | 5/1/2001 | and so forth pants: HGLAHGLUAHLGHAULGHUG
pants: BGHAHLGAUHGULAHGULAH
pants: LAGHUAGLAHUGLAHLUHUG |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,442 | 7/6/2005 | and so it goes spigot: IF I CLICK ANOTHER LIGHT-BROWN-HAIRED GIRL PIC WHICH YIELDS A DOPEY COW-EYED RIOT GRRRL STARING OFF INTO SPACE I'M GOING TO LICK MY OWN DICK
spigot: GURF BLURF CHOKING MYSELF DOWN
spigot: LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT |
spigot |
#autofellatio #blurf #dicklicking #dogshit #porn #rem #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,786 | 4/8/2023 | and so it goes pants: HLAGHUALGHLAGAGAG
pants: ROLLING UP MY SLEEVES, TAKING THEM ON TEN AT A TIME
pants: GHLAGHULAGHLAHGLUAG |
#cocksucking-noises #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,592 | 5/22/2014 | and so it goes deuce: BHABHLBALHAB
spigot: ANOTHER DAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #white-background |
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3,296 | 11/11/2007 | and so it goes deuce: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
pants: ABOUT THE SAME |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,689 | 5/16/2003 | and so much more spigot: OH BOY
spigot: THE POLKA-DOT DOOR, THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: LET'S PEEK THROUGH TO THE POLKA-DOT DOOR
spigot: FOR SONGS AND STORIES AND SO MUCH MORE
spigot: DOOT DA DOOT BA DOOT DOOT
spigot: THROUGH THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HI I'M DON AND WELCOME TO THE POLKA DOT DOOR
spigot: HUHHHH HUBRHLULU STAGEFRIGHT
spigot: HURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRR TRYING TO BREATHE
spigot: BLUHH HUHHHHH THE POLKA-DOTS ARE ALL OVER ME NOW
spigot: HURRRRRRRRR SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING |
spigot |
#hhhhh #oh-boy #panic-attack #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #stagefright #woodring-field-background |
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2,628 | 1/8/2006 | and so was i spigot: HITLER WAS WRONG TO MURDER ALL THOSE JEWS AND SO WAS I |
spigot |
#hitler #jews #murder #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,341 | 8/30/2013 | and step on it spigot: WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LOOK DOWN AND SEE THE FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT AND STEP ON IT |
spigot |
#dogshit #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
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6,142 | 11/25/2015 | and step on it pants: BEAT ME OFF AT AN EARLY-AFTERNOON SHOWING OF THE PEANUTS MOVIE
pants: BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT |
pants |
#pants-solo #peanuts #urinal-background |
|
6,179 | 1/1/2016 | and that dick over there pants: EXPOSITORY BLATHER
pants: THESE DICKS AND THOSE DICKS AND THAT DICK OVER THERE
pants: THE CONTENTS OF ALL OF OUR FANNYPACKS, COMBINED |
pants |
#dicks #fannypacks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,805 | 2/20/2012 | and that seemed to work just fine spigot: BLAHBLHABLHAB CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT CURLY BRACES
spigot: I TRIED INDENTING THEM BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK
spigot: THEN IT CAME OVER AND PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND THAT SEEMED TO WORK JUST FINE |
spigot |
#braces #curly #curly-braces #face #grey-background #programming #punch #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
4,986 | 8/28/2012 | and that's the jerkcity promise deuce: I WILL POP YOUR TITS AND PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT |
deuce |
#cunt #deuce-solo #misogyny #punching #tits #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,222 | 5/3/2013 | and that's when i surrendered pants: AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR DICKS IN MY FACE AND THAT'S WHEN I SURRENDERED |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #stray-dot #surrender #woodring-field-background |
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8,623 | 10/27/2022 | and the of the deuce: AND THE / HOOOOME / OF THE / BRAAAAVE
pants: STATIC
spigot: SO. MUCH. THIS. |
#deuce-pants-spigot #nostalgia #sfw #static-background #television |
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1,098 | 10/3/2001 | and the preacher said spigot: PLEASE PLACE ME ON MASTURBATIVE LEAVE
deuce: I BROKE MY WANG SO I'LL NEED DISABILITY TOO
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disability #masturbation #wang #white-background |
|
6,026 | 7/30/2015 | and then spigot: THEN I BEAT OFF AND WENT TO BED |
spigot |
#beating-off #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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7,169 | 11/6/2018 | and then a big ker-chonk spigot: okay hitting STOP and then rewinding a few milliseconds purely by feel and then a big ker-chonk with both PLAY and the orange RECORD
spigot: MOM SHUT **UP** I AM RECORDING THE KTEH PLEDGE BREAKS
spigot: fucking BITCH |
spigot |
#mom #neon-grid-background #pbs #pledge #pledge-break #spigot-solo #vcr |
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9,156 | 4/12/2024 | and then he died deuce: HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP |
#death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-solo #erection #modified-character #mountain-background #pun #sfw |
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8,921 | 8/21/2023 | and then repeat deuce: CAN I CHEW YOU UP AND THEN SWALLOW YOU AND THEN DIGEST YOU AND THEN POOP YOU OUT AND THEN REASSEMBLE YOU (TOOTHPICKS, PAPER CLIPS, SPIT) AND THEN REPEAT
deuce: OR IS THAT TOO 1997
pants: YEAH THINKING YAHOO HOME PAGE
deuce: LOTS OF TABLES |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #html #mountain-background #nineties #somber-deuce #table #vore #yahoo |
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4,848 | 4/3/2012 | and then some pants: WHATCHA DOIN
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP |
pants spigot |
#daddy #fucking-shut-up #pants-spigot #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
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4,621 | 8/6/2011 | and then the squirting began deuce: AN URGENT RUNNY SHIT INTERRUPTED ME
pants: AND THEN THE SQUIRTING BEGAN
deuce: INDEED IT WAS SQUIRTING AND BURNING, NO QUESTION
pants: THREE WIVES SIX SHRINKS AND I STILL LOVE WHORES |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #cricket #deuce-pants #deuces-shits #huffy-pants #shit #squirt #white-background #whores |
|
7,349 | 5/4/2019 | and viewers like you spigot: the pants and melinda gates foundation |
pants spigot |
#melinda-gates #pants-spigot #philanthropy #piss #single-panel #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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3,999 | 10/18/2009 | and we hope you enjoy the show atandt: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
atandt: PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY
atandt: AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW
pants: SOAPING DIE FUCKERS ONTO THE BATHROOM WALL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bathroom #die-fuckers #soap #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,661 | 11/10/2008 | and what a poo spigot: FAGGED OUT
deuce: AND WHAT A POO IT WAS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,012 | 9/29/2012 | and what have you pants: ANTICIPATORY DROOLING AND WHAT HAVE YOU |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #drooling #hand-sanitizer #high-res #pants-solo #photo-background |
|
1,801 | 9/8/2003 | and whatever else spigot: DICKLICKERY AND WHATEVER ELSE GOES ON AT THE OPERA |
spigot |
#dicklicking #opera #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
3,963 | 9/10/2009 | and with that the problem was solved pants: A WHAT
pants: GET A ROPE |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
2,307 | 2/21/2005 | and yes pants: VICODIN
pants: BONGHITS
pants: CHOCOLATE MILK
pants: AND YES
pants: I DO WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT |
pants |
#bonghit #chocolate-milk #pants-solo #vicodin #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,932 | 7/5/2012 | and yet deuce: HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND YET DISGUSTINGLY HOMOSEXUAL |
deuce |
#99e99 #deuce-solo #red-background |
|
6,653 | 5/21/2017 | and yet i do pants: BONK BONK BONK I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY
deuce: PHYSICS SAYS I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EXIST AND YET I DO |
deuce pants |
#bee #bonk #deuce-pants #mousehole #physics #woodring-room-background |
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5,164 | 3/6/2013 | and you said nothing spigot: I SPLASHED EAU DE PARFUME ON MY NUTS AND YOU SAID NOTHING
spigot: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
spigot: STILL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HEAR A THANK YOU |
spigot |
#gratitude #mousehole #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,365 | 2/11/2022 | and... action pants: HAVE YOU GOT AN ERECTION, BOY ?????
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY HAVE ***YOU*** GOT AN ERECTION !!!!
spigot: CUT
spigot: THE LINE IS: " HAVE YOU A VALEDICTION, BOY-O "
pants: HAS THAT BOY GOT AN ERECTION OR ****WHAT*** ??!?!
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY-O-BOY DO I LIKE BOYS' ERECTIONS
spigot: CUT |
pants spigot |
#boner #boys #coy-pants #cut #erections #gay #la-confidential #mountain-background #outtake #pants-spigot |
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7,506 | 10/8/2019 | anger issues part 1 pants: punch
pants: pow
pants: crawlspace
pants: barrel
pants: desert |
pants |
#crime #murder #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,507 | 10/9/2019 | anger issues part 2 pants: i literally wanted to see what i looked like sad
pants: also the elevator down took a long time
pants: no i'm fine to chat |
pants |
#elevator #filename #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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9,247 | 7/12/2024 | angles (sic) pants: MAYBE SOMEDAY WE CAN USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO HAVE KEVIN COSTNER RE-DO THE VOICE OVER FOR _WINGS OF DESIRE_ INSTEAD OF THAT DREARY GERMAN |
#ai #german #mars-background #movies #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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1,986 | 3/10/2004 | annabel chong spigot: DEAR ANNABEL CHONG
spigot: I NOTICED IN YOUR GANG BANG VIDEO HOW COMPLETELY USELESS AND UNWATCHABLE YOU ARE
spigot: NOT TO MENTION HOW DISINTERESTING AND DICK-LIMPENING |
spigot |
#annabel-chong #asians #dick-limpening #diss #gang-bang #porn #spigot-solo |
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639 | 6/25/2000 | annie get your gun deuce: THE SUN'LL COME OUT
deuce: TOMORROW
deuce: BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLHUBB HURRRF MUP DUP DANG |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,369 | 11/11/2024 | annie hall pants: BOY THE PENISES AT THIS PLACE ARE REALLY TERRIBLE
spigot: AND SUCH SMALL PORTIONS |
#annie-hall #no-title-card #pants-spigot #penis #urinal-background #woody-allen |
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1,088 | 9/23/2001 | annnother deuce: I AM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO DRINK ANOTHER BEER
deuce: ANNNNNNNNOTHER
deuce: YES FOLKS I WAS JUST TESTING THE KEY REPEAT RATE
|
deuce |
#beer #computers #deuce-solo #drinking #repeat-rate #woodring-room-background |
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1,348 | 6/10/2002 | announce ment deuce: OKAY ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE POSTING THE DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE PICTURES TO THE BLACKGIRL GROUPS CAN CUT IT THE FUCK OUT |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #drew-barrymore #usenet |
|
763 | 10/25/2000 | annual report 2000 pants: BUILDING ELABORATE LEGO MINDSTORM PROJECTS AND EATING THEM |
pants |
#annual-report #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,353 | 10/18/2010 | another 79 on the ground deuce: WHY IS THE NTSB INVESTIGATING MY BONER
pants: 289 DEAD AND ANOTHER 79 ON THE GROUND |
deuce pants |
#black-background #boner #cricket #deuce-pants #disaster #ntsb |
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7,626 | 2/5/2020 | another bug hunt pants: why did the marines in aliens ask if it was "another bug hunt" have they dealt with bugs before
deuce: the implication is clearly yes |
deuce pants |
#aliens #bug-hunt #bugs #deuce-pants #implication #movies #quote #science #sfw #space-nuts-background |
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6,310 | 5/24/2016 | another cookie pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLUAG
pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! |
pants |
#cookies #eyebrows-of-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,767 | 5/28/2006 | another exciting episode coming right up spigot: HERE'S DORKY
spigot: PLEASE CALL ME MR. FAT
spigot: LATER DIPSHITS |
spigot |
#fat #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
5,380 | 10/14/2013 | another issue entirely deuce: HELP THE INTERNET LEAKED OUT OF MY MACHINE AND ALL OVER THE FLOOR
deuce: OH WAIT
deuce: THAT'S PISS
deuce: NEVER MIND
deuce: BUT THIS BRINGS UP ANOTHER ISSUE |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #piss #tech-support #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,743 | 7/9/2003 | ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK spigot: COMING UP NEXT: ANOTHER POETRY BOOK BY JEWEL
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: UNICORNS
spigot: THE END |
spigot |
#books #jewel #literature #mountain-background #poetry #repetition #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #unicorns |
|
2,960 | 12/9/2006 | another lost weekend atandt: RRRRRRRRRAWRDA DDDDDDDDDDDDD RERRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: IT'S LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO BUT WITH ZOMBIES (NEEDS MORE SAVE SLOTS)
(pants): B-BUT DOWNLOADING FOOD IS A CRIME
atandt: QWQAQWQWQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQ
atandt: AFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAF AF AF AFAFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AFAFAFAF 8888888888888888888888888
pants: MAYBE BY 2013 WE'LL GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT GODDAMN BARN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #barn #broken-promise #fighting-irish-pose #grand-theft-auto #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-field-background #zombie |
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3,523 | 6/25/2008 | another one of your tricks pants: POOP
deuce: SHOW ME
deuce: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS OF POOP
deuce: I REQUIRE PROOF
pants: CUPPED IN HANDS
deuce: IS THIS THE REAL STUFF OR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS
pants: TASTE IT
deuce: NEEDS MORE BUTTER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #poo #woodring-room-background |
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564 | 4/12/2000 | another pop up window spigot: CLICK HERE TO BEGIN TARZAN'S INTERACTIVE ADVENTURE!!!!!
spigot: CMD-W
spigot: ANOTHER POP UP WINDOW??????
spigot: CLICK HERE TO DO LAUNDRY AND MAKE POTSTICKERS WITH MULAN!!!!!
spigot: ALT+F4 |
spigot |
#potstickers #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,105 | 1/5/2013 | another runny shit spigot: DO YOU LIKE CHEX PARTY MIX W/PRETZELS
deuce: I TOOK ANOTHER RUNNY SHIT (2/2 TODAY) |
deuce spigot |
#chex-mix #deuce-spigot #product-placement #shit #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,103 | 9/1/2018 | another saturday night pants: t deuce also we should drive around with the top down listening to erasure
deuce: fine but only after my fattening (pizza arrived) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #erasure #fatness #neon-grid-background #pizza #single-panel |
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2,743 | 5/4/2006 | another true story deuce: DO YOU THINK IF I HELD MY NEIGHBORS DOWN AND FILLED THEM WITH PISS THEY WOULD QUIET DOWN
spigot: I AM THAT PISS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #piss |
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6,975 | 4/26/2018 | answers to questions nobody is asking pants: A GUMP WITH A TALL BANK |
pants |
#gump #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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1,776 | 8/11/2003 | anthrax deuce: T PANTS I'M A DIPHTHONG
pants: T DEUCE YOU MEAN A WARTHOG
pants: HUMP
atandt: HONK
deuce: HURF
pants: THE THREE H'S
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXHALE)
pants: FOUR H'S
pants: I LIED ABOUT THE CANCER |
atandt deuce pants |
#anthrax #bonequest-hi-fi #cancer #coy-pants #diphthong #diphthongs #drunk-deuce #hhhhh #honk #huffy-pants #hump #hurf #linguistics #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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27 | 9/18/1998 | antimatter deuce: THEY'VE BEEN MANUFACTURING ANTIMATTER FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW
spigot: WHEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ANTIMATTER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME I CANCEL THEM OUT
deuce: WANGSAGLHGAHLGAHLGA YOU WILL HAVE TO SHOW RESPECT TO GET YOUR DICKS SIR
spigot: DON'T BE DISSING MY LOW TOLERANCE FOR LEARNING, SCIENCE
spigot: HURGLE DURGLE IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID URF BURF WHATEVER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #politics #science #woodring-room-background |
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5,566 | 4/25/2014 | any 1 strokin' it???? spigot: ANY 1 STROKIN' IT????
deuce: HOLY JESUS
spigot: ARE YOU CLINT BLACK OR GARTH BROOKS???????
deuce: I'M PATTI LABELLE I KEEP TELLING YOU
deuce: YOU PEOPLE AREN'T LISTENING TO ME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hospital-background #jesus #masturbation |
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8,081 | 5/4/2021 | any effort whatsoever spigot: HAVE YOU MADE ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER TOWARD ELIMINATING SINGLE-USE BUTTPLUGS AND REDUCING YOUR CARBON ASSPRINT |
spigot |
#buttplug #environment #periwinkle-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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3,739 | 1/27/2009 | any fags around bung: ANY FAGS AROUND
spigot: MY HAND IS UP |
bung spigot |
#bung-spigot #gay #urinal-background |
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6,278 | 4/22/2016 | any final thoughts tweet-wise spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!
spigot: PRINCE???????
spigot: IT'S ME BUDDY
spigot: HOW YA DOIN'
spigot: LAYIN' DOWN ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
spigot: I HEAR THAT!!!!!
spigot: READY TO "MOVE ON" AS THEY SAY
spigot: BEEN THERE!!!!!
spigot: QUICK QUESTION
spigot: RE: TWITTER
spigot: ANY FINAL THOUGHTS TWEET-WISE
spigot: ANY TWEET IDEAS, FINAL TWEETS
spigot: GONNA HOLD THIS TABLET NEAR YOUR HANDS
spigot: YOU TYPE WHAT MAKES SENSE
spigot: WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT
spigot: MAYBE A SHOUT OUT TO A LONG-SUFFERING ASSISTANT???
spigot: JOKING!!!!
spigot: UNLESS YOU WANT TO
spigot: PRINCE
spigot: PRINCE, BUDDY
spigot: PRINCE
spigot: WHEW!!! THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD |
spigot |
#current-events #death #overlong #prince #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,726 | 1/14/2009 | any form of conversation spigot: T DEUCE IN ASIAN CULTURES IT'S CONSIDERED A SIGN OF RESPECT TO DRIVE TO SF AND HAND ME THE BONG THAT FELL OUT THE WINDOW
spigot: AND THEN DRIVE BACK WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BEVERAGE
spigot: OR ANY FORM OF CONVERSATION |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #bong #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #marijuana #san-francisco #woodring-field-background |
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438 | 12/11/1999 | any given sunday pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
deuce: WHAT
pants: WHAT
deuce: WHAT THE WHAT
pants: WHAT
deuce: YOU SAID IT NOT ME
pants: WHAT
pants: OKAY
pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #marijuana #mousehole #repetition #sunday #what #woodring-room-background |
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103 | 1/13/1999 | any kind of flower deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK
spigot: AND I WOULD BE THE HUGLURHLUGHRLUH BIRD
|
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #botany #deuce-spigot #ornithology #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,943 | 12/17/2020 | any kind of mouse deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF MOUSE I'D BE A TIT MOUSE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #titmouse #tits #typo #woodring-room-background |
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1,741 | 7/7/2003 | ANY KIND OF TREE pants: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF TREE I'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT |
pants |
#botany #faggots #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #stretchpants #tree #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,735 | 2/16/2023 | any last words pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL
pants: YOU AND YOU AND YOU
pants: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE, SMOKING IS A DIRTY HABIT
pants: READY
pants: AIM
pants: WHAT IS IT NOW |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #firing-squad #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sage-background #sfw #smoking #weird-pants-face |
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9,163 | 4/19/2024 | any minute now pants: PISSING 33% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 66% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
deuce: SOME LEAKED |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #math #piss #pissing #yellow-background |
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8,885 | 7/16/2023 | any neurotransmitter at all deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY NEUROTRANSMITTER I'D BE ACETYLCHOLINE
pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM |
#abraham-lincoln #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,313 | 9/8/2010 | any of this deuce: SOILING MYSELF
deuce: NOT THINKING ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY
deuce: PARTICULARLY THE PART ABOUT THE RAPE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #rape #soiling-myself #urinal-background |
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3,316 | 12/1/2007 | any of this pants: WHILE THE DICKS GIGGLE THE COCKS TICK
deuce: SOME OF THE DICKS ARE NOT TICKLISH SO THEY DO NOT GIGGLE
pants: WHAT DO THEY DO
deuce: THEY JUST LOOK QUIZZICALLY AT YOU
pants: AWWWW
spigot: I AM NOT FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS
spigot: SEALING MY EPISODE GUIDE IN A MYLAR BAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #television-background |
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2,353 | 4/8/2005 | any one deuce: WHO WANTS TO LICK MYD ICK
: DEUCE CONVENIENTLY IGNORES HIS TYPO
deuce: ANYONE |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicklicking #typo #woodring-field-background |
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6,488 | 11/24/2016 | any second now spigot: ANY SECOND NOW MY ASHTRAY WITH CORK KNOCKER IS GOING TO SHOW UP |
spigot |
#amazon #ashtray #frog #marijuana #spigot-solo #trinkets #urinal-background |
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5,286 | 7/6/2013 | any that aren't too dinged up deuce: WHOLLY GAY AND SINGING A SONG
pants: PRETTY MUCH YES
pants: COCKS FOR THE SOUL PLEASE
pants: I'LL TAKE ANY THAT AREN'T TOO DINGED UP
pants: THOSE THAT ARE, WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR THEM BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THE FINAL CUT
pants: OH OKAY WHAT THE HELL HURRRRRR MMPPPFTTHHTHH STUFFING MYSELF WITH COCKS |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #quality #soul #woodring-field-background |
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8,361 | 2/7/2022 | any way pants: ANYWAY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY COCK
deuce: GROSS
pants: I DIDN'T HEAR NO |
deuce pants |
#cock #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #gunmetal-background #somber-deuce |