No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,499 | 3/27/2011 | anything more disgusting spigot: COULD THERE BE ANYTHING MORE DISGUSTING THAN SOMETHING CALLED PEOPLESOFT |
spigot |
#peoplesoft #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,883 | 1/17/2018 | anything to say about nothing pants: ALL I KNOW IS, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT NOTHING
pants: PLEASE REVIEW MY PULL REQUEST |
pants |
#anything #bloop #blurp #bug-report #coy-pants #grammar #huffy-pants #nothing #pants-solo #pull-request #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,000 | 5/21/2018 | anyway here's a picture of a horse if that helps |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #equine #horse #milestone #no-dialog #not-gay #picture #sfw #uncredited-character |
|
1,228 | 2/10/2002 | apollo 13 spigot: OKAY PEOPLE THE APOLLO 13 IS BROKEN AGAIN
spigot: SOMEONE GET OUT AND PUSH |
spigot |
#apollo-13 #filler-panel #nasa #sfw #space #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,001 | 7/5/2015 | apology accepted spigot: PLUMP
spigot: I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE |
spigot |
#filler-panel #plump #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,760 | 1/3/2012 | apology accepted pants: I'M SORRY WE FOUGHT
pants: LET'S BE FRIENDS
pants: ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU HEAD IN A COUNTY-MANAGED STATE PARK |
pants |
#cocksucking #edited #hand-drawn #pants-solo #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,213 | 12/20/2018 | apparat pants: @spigot i don't like the @spigot designator i prefer t spigot
spigot: @pants 'apparat' (breaking bad song) reminds me of 'the xx' who opened for chemical bros
deuce: +pants this one's even worse (thanks Google+) |
deuce pants spigot |
#breaking-bad #chemical-brothers #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #google-plus #nuggh #red-background #sand #sfw #social-media #spigot-points #weird-pants-face |
|
6,502 | 12/9/2016 | apple ][ forever pants: I FINGERED LAURA PALMER |
pants |
#apple-ii #high-res #pants-solo #single-panel #twin-peaks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,873 | 7/4/2023 | apple market research spigot: WE LOVE FEEDBACK
spigot: TELL US ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH APPLE PENCIL
spigot: WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOUR APPLE PENCIL?
pants: IT FITS UP MY ASS
spigot: TELL US WHY YOU DO NOT USE YOUR APPLE PENCIL MORE OFTEN
pants: IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS STICKING OUT OF MY ASS LIKE THAT |
#anal-insertion #apple #apple-pencil #forbidden-sign #marketing #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #white-background |
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8,383 | 3/1/2022 | apple pay spigot: THE ROBOT PROSTITUTE HAS CLAMPED MY DONG AND I NEED MORE QUARTERS
pants: IT TAKES APPLE PAY (NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM DOODLE JUMP) |
#apple-pay #clamping #dongs #doodle-jump #genital-mutilation #pants-spigot #prostitute #robot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,906 | 10/13/2006 | apple sauce pants: I'M A BLIMPY BULEMIC BUHHHHHHH FEED ME BUHHHH APPLESAUCE BUHHHH
deuce: I DON'T LIKE APPLESAUCE
deuce: HOWEVER
deuce: I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THE GAY |
deuce pants |
#applesauce #bulimia #censored #deuce-pants #mountain-background #typo |
|
7,627 | 2/6/2020 | apple walnut loaf spigot: apple walnut loaf ??? thank you so much !!!!
spigot: ***thonk*** garbage can
spigot: rainforest prune crisps with real flax seeds ??? awesome
spigot: thonk
spigot: cranberry oat bars ???
spigot: apricot pecan shortbread ????
spigot: plum raisin scones with orange peel marmalade ???
spigot: thonk thonk thonk
spigot: let's all squeeze in for a quick photo
spigot: blam blam blam
spigot: literally fucking die |
spigot |
#asterisks #baked-goods #garbage #kibble #mousehole #photo #snacks #spigot-solo #ungrateful #violence #violent-disapproval #woodring-room-background |
|
5,952 | 5/17/2015 | apple watch spigot: FLINGING IT INTO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
pants: GARABAGE DISPOSAL FLINGS IT OUT, BACK ONTO YOUR WRIST |
pants spigot |
#apple #apple-watch #diss #garbage-disposal #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background #watch |
|
7,851 | 9/16/2020 | applesauce pants: NUGGGGGGGGH APPLESAUCE |
pants |
#applesauce #deja-vu #grand-theft-auto #gta5 #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
890 | 3/3/2001 | applescript spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR APPLESCRIPT
spigot: I'M TRYING REAL HARD TO IGNORE THOSE DICKS
pants: THEY WERE AMUSING AT FIRST, NOW THEY'RE EMBARASSING
spigot: THEY POKE ME IN THE FACE BUT THEY ALSO MAKE ME THINK
pants: THEY BUILD CHARACTER |
pants spigot |
#apple #applescript #deuce-pants #woodring-room-background |
|
9,284 | 8/18/2024 | approx pants: DICK(S)
deuce: WHERE
pants: HOW MANY PACKETS THROUGH HOW MANY ROUTERS IS THIS GOING SO WE CAN JUST TALK ABOUT DICKS ACROSS NETWORKS
deuce: 357305739067390573405973409 5734095730496793046709345673 9406793476034976930 4756390467349076394076
deuce: (APPROX.) |
#bored-pants #computer #computer-science #computers #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #networking #packets #router #tcp-ip #tracert |
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7,293 | 3/9/2019 | approx. est. pants: 900 dicks
deuce: (approx.)
deuce: 900 dicks (est.) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #deuce-pants #dicks #huffy-pants |
|
2,049 | 5/13/2004 | apricot fag muffin spigot: SOMEONE SLATHER ME UP WITH BUTTER BECAUSE I'M A DELICIOUS APRICOT FAG MUFFIN
spigot: OVER HERE IN THE VENDING MACHINE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: PUSH YOUR DOLLAR IN AND HIT D-5!!!!!!
spigot: WHOA HOLY DIZZY FROM THE SPIRALING TWISTY COIL
spigot: FALLING *BONK* THAT HURTS!!!!!
spigot: NOW UNWRAP ME AND PUSH MY FACE IN THE TOILET!!!!!
spigot: I'M DELICIOUS!!!!! |
spigot |
#apricot #dizzy #muffins #spigot-solo #toilet #vending-machine #woodring-field-background |
|
9,310 | 9/13/2024 | apropos of nothing deuce: DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG AFTER THE NUKE GOES OFF, WITH NO OTHER FOOD, YOU'LL STILL EAT ME |
#cannibalism #deuce-solo #no-title-card #nuclear-weapons #single-panel #urinal-background |
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7,557 | 11/28/2019 | apt-get deuce: I install my dick in /opt |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #linux #mountain-background #single-panel #unix |
|
8,022 | 3/6/2021 | arby's effigy: I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY ARBY'S IS SUCH GOOD HANGOVER FOOD (RE: ME EATING THERE EVERY NIGHT) - IT IS SO SALTY THAT YOU GET ALL YOUR ELECTROLYTES BACK LIKE YOU DRANK 10 GATORADES (GO FIGURE)
effigy: GO ARBY'S
effigy: WHY ON EARTH AM I UP?
pants: SAME, SAME
effigy: WELP, HEADING TO ARBY'S
pants: YOUR BEST BUYS / :SPARKLES: :SPARKLES: :SPARKLES: / ARE ALWAYS / AT :ARBYS: |
effigy pants |
#arbys #effigy-pants #emoji #frys-electronics #hangover #jingle #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
2,819 | 7/18/2006 | are we going to war spigot: *HOMPH* I'M A FAT QUEER COCK EATER
spigot: HOW CAN I MANAGE THE NET WHEN I'M SCRAMBLING AROUND TRYING TO MANAGE ALL THESE DICKS |
spigot |
#cock #dicksucking #fat #mousehole #queer #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,729 | 11/30/2011 | are we not done pants: I'LL BET SHE SUCKS A LITTLE DICK BUT NOT MUCH
deuce: ARE WE NOT DONE WITH THIS YET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #duh #grr #woodring-field-background |
|
7,531 | 11/2/2019 | are we not horses pants: are we not horses
deuce: I'd say we are horse-like |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #devo #horse #horses #sfw #white-background |
|
5,525 | 3/15/2014 | are we podcasting right now pants: IS A MILF LIKE A GROK
pants: CAN I BASH A MILF'S HEAD IN WITH A GROK
deuce: ARE WE PODCASTING RIGHT NOW
pants: INTO THE GROKOSPHERE |
deuce pants |
#bash #bashing #deuce-pants #grok #milf #minecraft #minecraft-background #podcast |
|
6,138 | 11/21/2015 | are we worried (spigot): ARE WE WORRIED THAT MAYBE MY DONG IS THE SCENE OF THE CRIME |
spigot |
#dong #spigot-solo #urinal-background #whispering |
|
5,631 | 6/30/2014 | are you pants: THAT'S NICE BUT (CLEARS THROAT) (WON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT) (MUMBLES) ARE YOU A WIENER DOG
deuce: NO
deuce: NO I AM NOT |
pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #typo #wienerdog #woodring-field-background |
|
5,805 | 12/21/2014 | are you going to die deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO DIE
deuce: SLASH ARE YOU DEAD ALREADY
pants: I AM NOT SURE
pants: IF I DIE PLEASE DO NOT CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH |
deuce pants |
#browser #cache #coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #null #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
5,897 | 3/23/2015 | are you my ashtray pants: ARE YOU MY ASHTRAY
deuce: MORE YOUR GENERAL TRASH RECEPTACLE
deuce: BUT YES, CIGARETTE BUTTS, LIT CIGARETTES HAPPILY ACCEPTED
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT WE'RE LOST
pants: JUST ASK MY BONER FOR DIRECTIONS |
deuce pants |
#ashtray #boner #cigarette #cigarette-butts #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background |
|
3,983 | 9/30/2009 | are you okay pants: ARE YOU OKAY
: DEUCE GURGLES
pants: SHOULD I CHOKE YOU |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #choking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
|
4,777 | 1/20/2012 | are you ready (part 2) deuce: SO: ARE ***YOU*** READY TO RUMBLE ?!?!?!?
atandt: I AM BREAKING DOWN AND SAYING YES
deuce: WHOO HOOO
atandt: FOLKS... I'LL BE IN THE ALLEY FOR THE NEXT
deuce: POUNDING ENSUES |
atandt deuce |
#folks #series #woodring-stairs-background #wrestling |
|
4,776 | 1/19/2012 | are you ready part 1 deuce: ARE YOU READY TO **RUMBLE** ?!?!?!?
atandt: IF BY RUMBLE YOU MEAN TAKE IT IN THE ASS IN THE ALLEY..... WELL NO
deuce: THIS ISN'T GOING THE WAY I PLANNED
atandt: IF YOU ASKED IN LOWERCASE THEN MAYBE
deuce: ALAS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO USE LOWERCASE DUE TO ONGOING LITIGATION |
atandt deuce |
#lowercase #series #woodring-stairs-background #wrestling |
|
7,460 | 8/23/2019 | are you ready to rock pants: are you ready 2 rock
deuce: could use 30, 40 minutes
pants: actually could we rock tomorrow night instead
pants: yeah tomorrow is better for me too (4 me 2)
pants: i'm better to rock after a fresh night's sleep and a shower and a mug of cocoa
deuce: what about a good dump
pants: no you must hold it in until it hurts and then wait some more
deuce: i see |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #boner #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background #rock #scheduling #weird-pants-face |
|
4,335 | 9/30/2010 | are you sure spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND THIS MAIL..........
spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: OH GOD GRAB BONK BLORF STUMBLE STAIRS PANTS DOGSHIT |
spigot |
#cricket #dogshit #mouse-cursor #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #unix |
|
2,480 | 8/13/2005 | are you sure deuce: ARE YOU MY MOTHER
net: N
deuce: ARE YOU SURE
net: I DON'T HAVE ANY FIREARMS
deuce: CHECK AGAIN
net: T DEUCE I SAID I UH OK
deuce: FORCING MYSELF BACK INTO YOUR WOMB
deuce: JUST TRY TO SHOVE YOURSELF UP SOMEONE'S COOCHIE AND THEY'LL ALWAYS GIVE IN |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #unbirthing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
814 | 12/17/2000 | are you the crow? spigot: EXCUSE ME SIR
spigot: SIR
deuce: YES
spigot: ARE YOU THE CROW?
deuce: MAYBE
spigot: BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSING ON MY BRIEFCASE
|
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spigot-points #the-crow |
|
9,260 | 7/25/2024 | are you there god pants: BEEZUS DOES RAMONA
spigot: SUPERFUDGED |
#lesbian #literature #pants-spigot #poo #single-panel #stalldoor-background |
||
859 | 1/31/2001 | are you there, god? pants: COCKS
pants: THEY COME AND GO AS THEY PLEASE
pants: WHAT CAN BE DONE
pants: WHAT INDEED
pants: MAN ALIVE I SURE COULD GO FOR A BIG SANDWICH RIGHT NOW
pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME FATPANTS
pants: WHAT DO I PAY YOU A RETAINER FOR
pants: YOU KEEP THOSE COCKS OUT OF MY GARDEN OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF |
pants |
#mountain-background |
|
5,889 | 3/15/2015 | arena spigot: PLEASE LEAVE SO I CAN BEAT OFF WITH DIGNITY
deuce: MMMM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dignity #star-trek-event #strange-melange #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,346 | 12/31/2007 | arfy darfy deuce: ARFY DARFY
spigot: I WILL NOT
spigot: BORED ALREADY |
deuce spigot |
#bored #deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,161 | 12/14/2015 | argument in progress deuce: SIR
pants: COME ON SURE IT IS
deuce: THAT'S NOT
deuce: SIR
pants: MAN UP |
deuce pants |
#argument #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
309 | 8/8/1999 | argv spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED !!!
pants: DON'T FORGET THE --QUEER (NOT TELLING WHAT THIS MEANS)
spigot: NOT INTERESTED IN THE -S OPTION |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #despair-panel #hello-world #pants-spigot #queer #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
9,125 | 3/12/2024 | around the world spigot: CANCER STICKS
pants: NANCY BOOTS
deuce: TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT |
#cancer #cigarette #custom-background #fixation #green-background #huffy-pants #sfw #taylor-swift |
||
433 | 12/6/1999 | arrrrr dick: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS
deuce: HOLD FUCKING STILL |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #hold-still #pirate #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
46 | 10/10/1998 | art or pornography spigot: THE QUESTION IS NOT WHETHER IT'S ART OR PORNOGRAPHY PEOPLE, THE QUESTION IS HOW FAR IS THAT BAT UP THE GUY'S ASS |
#art #ass #bat #bat-up-ass #bonequest-hd #mapplethorpe #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
4,957 | 7/30/2012 | art project spigot: THE QUEER MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT, NOT A BEATING OFF PROJECT |
spigot |
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #not-gay #porn #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
2,123 | 7/26/2004 | as a beached whale spigot: STOP REFERRING TO ME AS A BEACHED WHALE NAMED B.J. |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #whale #white-background |
|
4,922 | 6/24/2012 | as an adult spigot: FOLKS IF YOU'RE FORCED TO SUCK DICK AS A CHILD YOU WON'T ENJOY IT AS AN ADULT |
spigot |
#dicksucking #folks #implied-backstory #ptsd #rape #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
|
4,722 | 11/23/2011 | as big as your mouth spigot: MY BALLS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH
deuce: YES
deuce: YES THEY ARE |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #balls #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #mouth #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,079 | 1/11/2010 | as fast as your little legs will carry you (pants): GOTTA GET UP
pants: MUST RUN
pants: AH FUCK IT HLAGHLUAGHLUAHULAHG |
pants |
#dicklicking #panic #pants-solo #running #urinal-background #whisper |
|
7,012 | 6/2/2018 | as high as you let them |
effigy |
#bonequest-hi-fi #computers #effigy #effigy-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,158 | 12/2/2001 | as i got older uncredited woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY GARDEN
pants: WELL I WAS MASTURBATING UNTIL YOU STARTED YELLING AND CARRYING ON |
pants |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,531 | 12/8/2002 | as per our pants: SCISSORS BEATS PAPER
pants: PAPER BEATS ROCK
pants: DICK BEATS MOUTH
atandt: WHAT BEATS DICK
atandt: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, OF COURSE, "THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR"
deuce: PLEASE GO AWAY
deuce: AS PER OUR DISCUSSION DATED 5/25 |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #dick #jerkcity-presents #mouth #rock-paper-scissors |
|
4,344 | 10/9/2010 | as per the usual spigot: WELL LIKE I WROTE IN MY GAY MEMOIRS: "AND THEN AT THE END OF THE AFTERNOON AS MY ANONYMOUS TOILET PARTNER WALKED OUT OF HIS STALL WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A THANK YOU OR A BUSINESS CARD SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR OR LIKE A MORSE-CODE TAPPING OF HIS PHONE NUMBER (AS PER THE USUAL)"
spigot: "I KNEW THAT TOMORROW WOULD BE YET ANOTHER 9-5 OF COCKS AND SPURT. IT'S TIME GO HO HOME I TOLD MYSELF, AND WITH THAT I TOWELLED OFF MY QUEER FACE, WALKED BACK OUT INTO THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF VALLCO FASHION PARK AND WAITED FOR THE 23."
spigot: THE END (OR IS IT) |
spigot |
#bay-area #black-background #cricket #morse-code #mouse-cursor #prostitution #spigot-solo #toilet #towel #typo #vallco-mall |
|
5,038 | 10/27/2012 | as the legend goes pants: COCKS
deuce: POTENTIALLY LARGE ONES
pants: DANGEROUSLY LARGE (AS THE LEGEND GOES)
deuce: HURTINGLY LARGE
pants: TEARINGLY BIG |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #duck #photo-background |
|
4,841 | 3/27/2012 | as you and i are deuce: I JUST MISS YOU BOTH !!11111!!11
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM.
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK HE'S AS COMMITTED TO THIS RELATIONSHIP AS YOU AND I ARE (WHAT)
spigot: SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM
deuce: NOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #graffiti #photo-background |
|
9,131 | 3/18/2024 | as you so delicately put it pants: I WOULD LIKE TO "CHOKE THAT SHIT ON DOWN" AS YOU PUT IT
pants: FORCE ME TO PLAY IT LIKE A FLUTE |
#choking #coy-pants #fellatio #flute #gay #music #no-title-card #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
||
6,497 | 12/3/2016 | as you think i am pants: I'M A LAFF RIOT
spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT
pants: I AM NOT AS GAY AS YOU THINK I AM
.(spigot): HOME TO JERK (SERIOUSLY)
pants: (I AM GAYER) |
pants spigot |
#gay-contest #gayness #jerking #pants-spigot #urinal-background #whisper |
|
3,288 | 11/3/2007 | asap net: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I GET GAY ASAP
deuce: WE CAN HELP YOU IN THAT RESPECT
: spigot1.
: 23K View
: spigot2. |
deuce net |
#cosplay #deuce-net #gay #photo-background |
|
1,415 | 8/15/2002 | ASCII cunts pants: CUNTS AND HALF-A-CUNT {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{
deuce: JESUS CHRISTABLES
deuce: I MURDER THEM
pants: LET'S GET HAMSTERS
pants: OR GUINEA PIGS
deuce: WHAT'S THIS XXX{}XXXX
pants: HMM
deuce: DON'T BE SHY FUCKO
pants: CUNT IN A WALL ???
deuce: A CUNT FENCE IDIOT
pants: DON'T BE A BLUE MEANIE
deuce: HOW ABOUT THIS [][][][][]{}[][][][][]
pants: HMM
deuce: SPEAK UP SON
pants: CUNT LOCKERS
deuce: DING |
deuce pants |
#beatles #christables #cunt #deuce-pants #guinea-pig #hamsters #jesus #woodring-room-background |
|
4,481 | 3/2/2011 | ashes ashes deuce: I LIKE DICK: I WOULDN'T CALL IT LOVE BUT IT'S DEFINITELY A LIKE
pants: THE MAN LIKES DICK
pants: LET'S ALL GIVE HIM A BIG HAND
pants: DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK |
deuce pants |
#ad-break #deuce-pants #dicks #series #white-background |
|
2,609 | 12/20/2005 | asian porn atandt: T DEUCE LET'S WRITE AN EPISODE OF NORTHERN EXPOSURE TOGETHER
deuce: T ATANDT OKAY
atandt: HOLD ME
deuce: I CAN'T READ OR WRITE ENGLISH
atandt: CHRIST
deuce: (SPURTS) YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #porn #spurt #woodring-field-background |
|
5,084 | 12/15/2012 | ask him hows pants: LEARN TO URINE
pants: ASK ME HOWS |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #grey-background #pants-solo #urine |
|
3,831 | 4/29/2009 | ask me spigot: SOMEONE ASK ME WHY I TAKE DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE FACE
deuce: I'M ASKING
spigot: IT WAS A GOOD SCRIPT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #pricks #urinal-background |
|
5,453 | 1/2/2014 | ask me how pants: ME CHIEF SUCK-UM DICK (ASK ME **HOW**)
pants: ANYONE GOT ANY UNLICKED DICKS???
pants: NOT PARTICULAR ABOUT SIZE, SHAPE OR TEXTURE |
pants |
#cafe-d-nuts #chief #dicks #indian #irc #native #pants-solo #unlicked-dicks #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
5,349 | 9/7/2013 | ask the mouths spigot: I'M JUST GOING TO SING UNTIL TV'S ON
spigot: ASK THE MOUTHS
spigot: DEAR MOUTH: WHAT'S FOR DINNER |
spigot |
#irc #mouth #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,729 | 10/6/2014 | asked to kinda lay off singing (spigot): OKAY WELL
spigot: I WAS JUST ASKED TO KINDA LAY OFF SINGING
spigot: LICK DICK / LICK DICK / CHOKIN' ON A PRICK
spigot: TO THE COPS THEME
spigot: GUESS 45 MINS IS PLENTY |
spigot |
#cops-theme #singing #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #whisper #woodring-field-background |
|
2,414 | 6/8/2005 | asked to leave the sports bar spigot: WHAT THE
pants: YOU PEOPLE SICKEN AND DISGUST ME
spigot: YOU AND YOU
pants: BUHHHHHHH QUEER
spigot: OUT |
pants spigot |
#dna #gay #huffy-pants #mousehole #pants-spigot #queer #sickening #woodring-room-background |
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6,726 | 8/8/2017 | asking for the last time spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT* |
spigot |
#bailey-jay #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #nbsp #porn #sfw #ts #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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8,422 | 4/9/2022 | asking politely pants: PLEASE SUCK IT
deuce: I WILLN'T |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #etiquette #mountain-background #politeness #single-panel |
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8,721 | 2/2/2023 | asleep in my lap pants: I CAN'T GET UP, MY BONER FELL ASLEEP IN MY LAP
pants: LOOK HOW COZY IT IS |
#boner #coy-pants #no-title-card #pants-solo #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,610 | 10/14/2022 | ass 1 spigot: NO IFS ANDS OR SQUIRTS |
#mountain-background #spigot-solo #squirt |
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8,606 | 10/10/2022 | ass 2 spigot: *** BREAKING ***
spigot: LOUD SHITTING THE NEW QUIET QUITTING |
#current-events #feet-above-floor #news #shit #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,612 | 10/16/2022 | ass 3 spigot: TRAVELING THROUGH TIME DOING MATH AND STUDYING THE VIOLIN I LITERALLY HAVE NO TIME FOR CAPERS
spigot: YEAH I'M ON THE "SPECTRUM"
spigot: SUCKING PRICKS EQUALLY CAUSE THEY REMAIN UNDER MOUTHED |
#acrostic #ass #autism #cocksucking #math #mnemonic #mousehole #pricks #spectrum #spigot-solo #time-travel #woodring-room-background |
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2,529 | 10/2/2005 | ass day deuce: EVERY DAY IS ASS DAY
pants: I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WITH THE TOILET, JUST NEAR IT
pants: GET OFFA ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #get-offa-me #toilet #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,109 | 2/10/2010 | ass fuckin' deuce: ASS FUCKIN'
deuce: ASS FUCKIN' II: REVENGE OF THE ASS
deuce: ASS FUCKIN' III: OW OW OW OW OW OW
pants: WAS THERE EVER A IV |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #porn #sequel #woodring-room-background |
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3,879 | 6/16/2009 | ass master atandt: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER?
deuce: NO
atandt: T SPIGOT ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER?
deuce: I MEAN YES
atandt: T SPIGOT FORGET IT |
atandt deuce |
#ass #atandt-deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mountain-background |
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1,869 | 11/15/2003 | ass to balls transfer protocol deuce: ICQ SUCKS
pants: THERE NEEDS TO BE AN OPEN PROTOCOL FOR...
deuce: FOR WHAT
pants: FOR MY ASS AND BALLS
deuce: INDEED
deuce: NOT A COMPLICATED PROTOCOL BUT A PROTOCOL NEVERTHELESS
pants: ATBTP
pants: ASS TO BALLS TRANSFER PROTOCOL
deuce: RFC 8888
deuce: FOUR SETS OF BALLS IN A ROW
pants: THAT'S FAR HIGHER THAN I CAN COUNT
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: MAKE ME
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: VERY WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#ass #balls #deuce-pants #fucking-shut-up #icq #protocol #rfc #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,330 | 5/23/2002 | assume the position deuce: WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF (NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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905 | 3/18/2001 | asthma attack spigot: FOLKS I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK
spigot: HURF HUHHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHH HURF HUHHHHHHHHH
spigot: I CAN'T BLOW OUT THIS SIMPLE MATCH
deuce: JUMP HIM
spigot: SON OF A |
deuce spigot |
#health #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,584 | 11/26/2005 | at four stars the army comes pants: AULGH
deuce: DROWNING IN IT
deuce: AND FROM IT
deuce: INCIDENTALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drowning #grand-theft-auto #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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672 | 7/26/2000 | at home with the homos net: DEEP THROATING A MAGLITE HERE
pants: DOES THIS COCK RING MAKE ME LOOK FAT
deuce: WUHHHHHHH
deuce: I AM INJECTING CLEANING FLUID INTO MY VEINS BECAUSE I WISH TO DETECT NEUTRINOS
net: IF I GOT REALLY REALLY FAT WOULD YOU STILL LOVE ME
net: I MEAN FATTER THAN NOW
deuce: WUHHHHHHHH |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #fatness #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,646 | 11/19/2022 | at least four deuce: THREE-CHEESE TORTELLINI WITH PESTO SAUCE HERE I COME!!!
pants: WHY NOT FOUR OR FIVE
deuce: I'M ON A BUDGET OKAY
pants: YOU DESERVE AT LEAST 4 |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #food #greenlight-background #huffy-pants #sfw |
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4,556 | 5/25/2011 | at least once in my life spigot: I SHOULD PROBABLY BRING A GUN TO WORK AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE |
spigot |
#black-background #gun #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,080 | 9/22/2015 | at least one of them deuce: DICKS
pants: FLOP AT LEAST ONE OF THEM OUT (UNCLEAR ON THE NUMBER OF DICKS THAT HUMANS ACTUALLY HAVE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mountain-background #single-panel |
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1,347 | 6/9/2002 | at least they aren't pants: FIVE
spigot: LOWER
pants: TWO
spigot: HIGHER
pants: THREE
spigot: HIGHER
pants: FOUR ???
spigot: YOU FOUND THE DICK
pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING FOR MATCHSTICKS |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #dick #game #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,728 | 11/29/2011 | at least they wrapped a big bow around it pants: SOMEBODY'S GOT SOMETHING UP ME
pants: OOOOH A FIST
pants: AT LEAST THEY WRAPPED A BIG BOW AROUND IT: SOME MANNER OF HOLIDAY REAMABLE |
pants |
#bow #christmas #coy-pants #fist #fisting #holiday #insertion #pants-solo #present #reamable #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,403 | 6/27/2019 | at least we both have each other pants: smells like an adult bookstore in here |
pants |
#chlorine #clamping #pants-solo #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,698 | 7/10/2017 | at me not on me pants: I DIDN'T SPIT ON YOU I
pants: OKAY WELL YES I SPIT ON YOU BUT I ONLY DID IT OUT OF DISGUST
deuce: AT ME NOT ON ME
deuce: YOU MISSED BUT YOUR INTENTION WAS CLEAR
pants: MMMM YEAH OOOH BOY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #huffy-pants #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #spit #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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6,622 | 4/20/2017 | at my age spigot: AT MY AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M LUCKY I
spigot: JUST HAPPY TO B
spigot: YA GOTTA WONDER HOW THE |
spigot |
#alzheimers #poo #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,475 | 9/7/2019 | at my worst spigot: if you can't handle me at my worst you can't fondle me on my nuts |
spigot |
#nuts #nuts-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,566 | 11/8/2005 | at once pants: I CAN MANIPULATE THREE SOCK PUPPETS AT ONCE
deuce: HOW ???!?!
deuce: OH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,910 | 10/17/2006 | at that pants: I'M A DONG
pants: AND A DUMB DONG AT THAT
pants: PUNISH/JERK ME
deuce: I NEED TO BE PUSHED/POPPED
pants: I WOULD RATHER SHIFT/UNSHIFT YOU
pants: AS I AM ALREADY SITTING DOWN
deuce: OH ALL RIGHT (JERKS OFF) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #dongs #dumb-dong #grey-background #masturbation #programming #stacks |
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8,809 | 5/1/2023 | at the beach pants: GETTING WAY TOO OLD TO BE HOLDING IN MY URINE WHEN LADIES WALK BY
spigot: :NOTES: DICKRICKER :NOTES: :NOTES: DICKRICKER :NOTES: :NOTES: RICK ME A DICK :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: SUCK ME A PLICK / TODAY :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
spigot: SUCK ME A GODDAMN PLICK
pants: LAWYER |
#fiddler-on-the-roof #mountain-background #pants-spigot #singing #urine |
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6,571 | 2/26/2017 | at the dinner table deuce: WE DO NOT LOCK DOORS IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FINE I'LL BEAT OFF AT THE DINNER TABLE |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #mountain-background |
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1,545 | 12/22/2002 | at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus deuce: T SPIGOT IT'S JUST YOU AND ME SIR
spigot: CHRISTMAS ERECTIONS
deuce: JUST FINISHED DEALING WITH MINE
spigot: WHEW |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #deuce-spigot #erections #woodring-field-background |
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1,755 | 7/21/2003 | at the library pants: HOW ABOUT "BEHIND SAD EYES : THE GEORGE HARRISON STORY"
deuce: THERE IS NO POSSIBLE REASON I COULD WANT THAT BOOK SIR
pants: OH COME ON
pants: EVERYBODY LOVES THE ROLLING STONES |
deuce pants |
#beatles #biography #books #deuce-pants #rolling-stones #salty #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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8,132 | 6/24/2021 | at wang parties atandt: MY LIPS GET CHAPPED AFTER WANG PARTIES
atandt: YET I STILL GO
deuce: ROGER THAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #blue-background #drunk-deuce #health #wang |
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42 | 10/6/1998 | atandt : PLEASE WELCOME JERKCITY'S NEWEST MEMBER, ATANDT
deuce: FREAK |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-discontinuity #caption #debut #disrespect #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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94 | 12/24/1998 | atandt haiku #1 atandt: BALLS HANGING TOO LOW
atandt: CAREFUL YOU'LL PUT AN EYE OUT
atandt: GIVE THEM ROOM TO SWING |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #balls #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #dangle #filler-panel #haiku #woodring-stairs-background |