spigot: T ATANDT WHY CAN'T I CD INTO ~ATANDT ??????? spigot: I'LL EMAIL YOU THE DEBUGGER LOG spigot: WHAT'S IN ~ATANDT/BOYS atandt: SHH spigot: WHAT'S ~ATANDT/GAY pants: YOU DIRTY DIRTY MEN atandt: (VERY DIRTY) spigot: HELP spigot: HELP WITH EXTRA \N

atandt: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE DUNGEONMASTER HERE atandt: WHICH BALDWIN AM I atandt: I WILL NOW SHOW YOU MY MAYPOLE pants: APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD

pants: IT TURNS OUT THE SO-CALLED DUCK WAS ACTUALLY A DRAGON AND NOW I OWE CHILD SUPPORT hanford: ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ATARI 2600 ADVENTURE

atandt: ATDT IS MY LONG LOST INBRED COUSIN

pants: SO ANYWAY I CLONED A DICK AND LICKED IT pants: T DEUCE LAWS NO deuce: T PANTS WAS IT JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL ?!?!?!? pants: T DEUCE EVERY DICK A LITTLE DIFFERENT (EVEN EXACT COPIES, AS IT TURNS OUT)

pants: THE DICKS ARE MARCHING IN pants: TWO BY TWO, FOUR BY FOUR pants: LORD GOD THEY ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES

deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS / COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS deuce: THEY'RE MARCHING YOU SEE deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH

pants: T DEUCE I WAS HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE DURING A THUNDERSTORM AND WAS ATTACKED BY SKELETONS ON HORSEBACK deuce: COOL HUH pants: IF BY COOL YOU MEAN I GOT MY ASS KICKED THEN HELL YES IT WAS FUCKING COOL pants: IT WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE OR MAYBE OMNI

pants: ATTACK ME WITH WEAPONS pants: [B[A[B[A[B[A[B[A[D[D[D[D[D pants: MY CAN-DO MOUTH deuce: YOU'RE A YES MAN

deuce: ATTENTION deuce: MY BALLS deuce: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

pants: TECHNICALLY YOU COULD FREEZE THE URINE AND THEN YOU'D BE EATING IT pants: AND I'D BE BEATING IT pants: MORE AFTER THE BREAK

deuce: T SPIGOT YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM spigot: PLEASE CALL ME THE DOCTOR spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE GAYS AND LESBIANS THROUGHOUT AMERICA

deuce: HURRAY pants: HURRAY FOR WHAT pants: YOUR DOPEY DICK pants: WELL DUH deuce: HURRAY FOR THAT TOO deuce: THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO UNAUTHORIZED (AND HIGHLY ILLEGAL) JERKCITY IMPOSTORS OUT THERE pants: WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT pants: IS DEEP SPACE 9 ON OR SOMETHING deuce: MY NUTS STILL ACHE FROM THAT TREMENDOUS JERK pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY deuce: T PANTS NO pants: T DEUCE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO READ, SPELL deuce: T PANTS EXCELLENT WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS pants: T DEUCE I'LL BE YOUR LAWYER ALSO

pants: WHY COMIC SANS DIDN'T OCCUR TO ME FIRST THING IS REALLY BEYOND ME HTTPS://JERKCITY.COM/AUDITIONFORM.PDF deuce: YEAH THAT'S KIND OF REQUIRED ISN'T IT deuce: I DON'T KNOW, TIMES NEW BORING LOOKED BETTER/MORE STUPID SOMEHOW

hanford: PUT ON SOME COFFEE hanford: THEN: hanford: SIT DOWN hanford: AND hanford: SHUT UP

pants: I'M AN AUTIST deuce: I'M AN AUTIST ARTIST deuce: IN THAT I GRIND UP AUTISTIC PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS PAINT pants: BRAVO deuce: GET OVER HERE, YOU pants: L3GAL W33D

atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX A BLOWN HEAD GASKET

effigy: I THINK IF YOU DIE OF AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, THEY SHOULDN'T PLAY YOUR MUSIC IN THE SAFEWAY

spigot: DOES BOSTON DYNAMICS MAKE LITERALLY NOTHING THAT SUCKS AND FUCKS deuce: THE BOSTON DYNAMICS AUTOJOB MARK II deuce: DON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED THE OUR MARK I

spigot: I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO LICKING DICK AND NOW ROBOTS ARE DOING IT

spigot: FOLKS I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS-CRITICAL APPS ARE AVAILABLE IN THE CLOUD

pants: AUTO-EROTIC BELT HANGING IN THE CLOSET ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT ONLY IF YOU BAG MY HEAD AND DIAL 999 pants: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO MOLEST YOU OR KILL YOU pants: I'M GOING TO BAG YOU AND FREEZE YOU FOR LATER (MY FINAL ANSWER)

deuce: WELP I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS TIME TO START DRINKING deuce: JEAN-CHARLES YOU FOOL, YOU CANNOT FUSE PROTIUM AT THAT TEMPERATURE AND PRESSURE AT ANY KIND OF SUBSTELLAR RATE !!!!!

pants: I'M HOPING FOR A GRAMMY, A DARWIN deuce: I DON'T SPEAK FAGGOT pants: I CAN TRANSLATE

pants: GAGGING ON A FOREIGN OBJECT deuce: I AM THAT FOREIGN OBJECT : Away From Keyboard [X] : Away message: : uncreator antimessiah poison wave universal endbringer : [ OK ] [ Cancel ]

deuce: I HAVE AWESOME DISEASE pants: THIS DOGSHIT WILL CURE YOU

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME ???? ME, THAT'S WHAT'S FUCKING AWESOME pants: AWESOMES

pants: O CHRISTMAS DONG O XMAS DONG pants: HAULGHALGHLG deuce: WHY FOR ARE YOU SQUIRMING? pants: PUPPETS, MUPPETS, ASSFISTERY deuce: JUST AN ABSOLUTELY AWFUL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

spigot: T PANTS I WAS IN THE OSILLOSCOPE ROOM LISTENING TO YOU SING SONGS ABOUT YOUR CATS THE WHOLE TIME spigot: I THOUGHT ABOUT SAYING SOMETHING BUT INSTEAD RECORDED IT AND PUSHED IT UP TO YOUTUBE spigot: T PANTS ALSO I SOLD YOUR BEATOFF TOWEL ON EBAY (AXL ROSE'S BEATOFF TOWEL L@@K)

spigot: THAT'S B AS IN BALLS atandt: NOBODY AT SANTANA ROW WANTS TO SEE MY MAN-PENIS spigot: A AS IN ALLS atandt: YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS spigot: L AS IN HURRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRF atandt: HIGH SCORE

deuce: BUH pants: BUH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? pants: SETTLE DOWN MISTER deuce: NO

spigot: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO TOUR A QUAINT SEASIDE BED & BREAKFAST & BALLS

deuce: I'M A BABBAGE MACHINE deuce: LET'S ALL LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF COMPUTRYHT YEIYHBIHBGHDI spigot: ***SIGH*** deuce: T SPIGOT COME BACK SO I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT HOW JAMES BURKE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE pants: CONNECTIONSTHTH :SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS: (LIMP-WRISTED)

deuce: THERE'S A BABY GROWING INSIDE ME deuce: OH, NEVER MIND, IT'S A SHIT

pants: WHO STOLE THE BABY JESUS? pants: IT WAS THERE IN MY LAWN DISPLAY!!!!!! WRAPPED IN SWADDLING CLOTHES spigot: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT pants: WHAT???????? WHERE??????????? spigot: I REPLACED IT WITH BABY DOG SHIT!!!!!!! pants: WELL IT IS OUR LORD AND WE SHOULD BOW BEFORE IT EVEN IF IT IS A COIL OF POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRSH pants: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

deuce: YOU AND ME AND BABY MAKES THREE / EXCEPT WHEN I DROWN YOU 'CAUSE THAT MAKES TWO spigot: MY MATH SAYSAFTER THEDROWNING THERE'SJUST ME

pants: T DEUCE PUTTING A BABY SHOE ON MY DONG deuce: WHY NOT A SOCK (OLD SCHOOL) pants: IT'LL FALL OFF (SMALL DICK SYNDROME) deuce: YOUR DICK IS A STOCKING STUFFER pants: TOUCHING COAL

pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE pants: GROW YOUR OWN FOOD pants: PUT OUT YOUR PAPER FOR SALVAGE

pants: blat spigot: figured out a way to do the fortnite dance so my dong whaps back and forth across your face

pants: PLEASE LET ME BACK BEHIND YOUR FIREWALL pants: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL COLLECT ALL THE TENNIS BALLS AND BEER CANS WE LEFT BACK THERE pants: ALSO THE CIGARETTE BUTTS, COFFEE CUPS, BOTTLE CAPS, CONDOMS, CLOCKS THAT TICKED TOO LOUD, POST-IT NOTES THAT SAY "FAGGOT", ETC., ETC.

spigot: I HOPE THE DALAI LAMA LETS BUTTMAN BACK IN BUDAPEST

atandt: SHALL WE GET STARTED caveman: UGH

pants: T DEUCE SHOULD I GO BACK IN TIME THEN deuce: YES pants: URK MORLOCKS

: DEUCE BLOWS BRAINS OUT pants: STUFFING THEM BACK INTO THE PUMPKIN pants: IT'S ALIVE deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHGA

pants: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE YOUR NICKI MINAJ DISS TRACK (EDITED) deuce: EAT A DICK pants: SEE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT (HANDCUFFS, WATCHING HEAD, BACK OF POLICE CAR)

pants: THEY ARE SO COMING BACK!!!!! I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE PORCH AND WAIT (CAN YOU GET ME A SWEATER I'M COLD) (ALSO A BACKRUB WOULD BE NICE) deuce: NOTHING BESIDE REMAINS pants: AND IT WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

spigot: how about 21 pump street where i give you 21 pumps and you're back on the street

pants: T SPIGOT I'M STILL WAITING ON THE BACKRUB spigot: T PANTS THIS ISN'T WORKING PLEASE MOVE OUT

deuce: AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO STILL LOSES THEIR SHIT WHEN SOMEONE'S READING ALOUD A URL AND SAYS "BACKSLASH"

spigot: OKAY PEOPLE JUST STEPPING OUTSIDE spigot: NOT GOING ANYWHERE GAY spigot: BACK SOON

spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H I CAN'T BACK UP BEING GAY spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H NOBODY MUST FIND OUT spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H PERMANENT RECORD HUHHGHBHGHBLHGLUBH ^H^H^H^H^H^H DESPERATE HERE

hanford: WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY pants: OKAY OKAY UH hanford: SIGH pants: HOW ABOUT I SING A RADIOHEAD SONG hanford: AND pants: AND WE TITLE IT "KID J" hanford: THAT JUST SUCKS pants: BUT I hanford: NO REALLY, THAT'S JUST LAME pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY ??? hanford: WHAT pants: I MEAN UH LET ME GET BACK TO YOU hanford: LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH hanford: SURELY I DESERVE BETTER THAN BACKSTAGE AT A WEB COMIC

deuce: ADULTERATE ME (NOT THIS AGAIN) pants: NO NO GO AHEAD pants: LOOSENING SWEATS

spigot: WEARING MY WORK BADGE ON MY PAJAMA BOTTOMS AND SWIPING INTO MY BATHROOM spigot: IT'S HOW WE GET BACK TO NORMAL

pants: BE GAY WITH ME deuce: I WILL SIMPLY **NOT** PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR pants: YOU PROMISED OVERTIME, EXTRA CHOCOLATE deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LICK OR IT'S BACK TO TAIWAN WITH YOU pants: I WANT AN EXTRA MINT ON MY PILLOW

deuce: DICKS = ['8=D ', '8=D~ ', '8=D~~ ', '8=D~~~ ', '8==D ', '8==D~ ', '8==D~~ ', '8==D~~~ ', '8===D ', '8===D~ ', '8===D~~ ', '8===D~~~ ', '8====D ', '8====D~ ', '8====D~~ ', '8====D~~~ ', '8=====D ', '8=====D~ ', '8=====D~~ ', '8=====D~~~ ', '8======D ', '8======D~ ', '8======D~~ ', '8======D~~~ ', '8=======D ', '8=======D~ ', '8=======D~~ ', '8=======D~~~ ', '8========D ', '8========D~ ', '8========D~~ ', '8========D~~~ ', '8=========D ', '8=========D~ ', '8=========D~~ ', '8=========D~~~ ', '8==========D ', '8==========D~ ', '8==========D~~ ', '8==========D~~~ ', '8===========D ', '8===========D~ ', '8===========D~~ ', '8===========D~~~ ', '8============D ', '8============D~ ', '8============D~~ ', '8============D~~~ ', '8@=D ', '8@=D~ ', '8@=D~~ ', '8@=D~~~ ', '8@==D ', '8@==D~ ', '8@==D~~ ', '8@==D~~~ ', '8@===D ', '8@===D~ ', '8@===D~~ ', '8@===D~~~ ', '8@====D ', '8@====D~ ', '8@====D~~ ', '8@====D~~~ ', '8@=====D ', '8@=====D~ ', '8@=====D~~ ', '8@=====D~~~ ', '8@======D ', '8@======D~ ', '8@======D~~ ', '8@======D~~~ ', '8@=======D ', '8@=======D~ ', '8@=======D~~ ', '8@=======D~~~ ', '8@========D ', '8@========D~ ', '8@========D~~ ', '8@========D~~~ ', '8@=========D ', '8@=========D~ ', '8@=========D~~ ', '8@=========D~~~ ', '8@==========D ', '8@==========D~ ', '8@==========D~~ ', '8@==========D~~~ ', '8@===========D ', '8@===========D~ ', '8@===========D~~ ', '8@===========D~~~ ', '8@============D ', '8@============D~ ', '8@============D~~ ', '8@============D~~~ ']

spigot: THREE FUCKING CHEERS FOR MY FAT SELF spigot: I JUST ATE A WHOLE PUMPKIN PIE IN THE LIVING ROOM spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY LIKE AN OCTOPUS AT A BONER BUFFET spigot: I'M GOING TO BE BACKED UP TILL FRIDAY spigot: JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN UPPERCASE DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GAY

net: "TITILLATING" deuce: WHEN YOU SAY THAT WORD I GET GOOSEBUMPS net: WHAT ABOUT "COCKSUCKING" deuce: NOPE THAT ONE DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME net: "RIMJOB" deuce: THAT ONE SCARES ME net: "BACKRUB" net: GETTING CREEPIER deuce: I ALREADY BEGAN RAPING YOU BEFORE YOU FINISHED TYPING THAT ONE (SO VERY HOT) net: IT'S NOT RAPE IF I DON'T STRUGGLE deuce: THAT'S FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE MISTER net: WELL LET'S GET THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE AS EVIDENCE deuce: IN JERKCITY STRIP FORM

deuce: A BACKWHAT spigot: AGAIN: I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BACKSIDE CACHE

deuce: I HAVE TOO MUCH PORN net: I THINK YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS SIR

spigot: I'M WEARING A FUCKING TIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD spigot: I'M GOING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME spigot: BLUH HUH GARGLING AWAY IN THE TARDIS

spigot: jean-charles you have fallen backwards into the artwork pants: literally bailey jay'd

deuce: ? BACON CHEESEBURGER (BURGERS) ? ADD EXTRA PATTY (+ 300 CALORIES) ? A-1 SAUCE (+15 CALORIES) ? EXTRA BACON (+ 80 CALORIES) ? EXTRA CHEESE (+ 140 CALORIES) ? LETTUCE (+5 CALORIES), REGULAR ? MUSTARD (+ 0 CALORIES), EXTRA ? ONIONS (+10 CALORIES), REGULAR

deuce: HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH (SHAKEN NOT STIRRED) spigot: WHEN YOU MAKE THAT NOISE I THINK: spigot: (A) HE IS BEING MEAN TO ME spigot: AND spigot: (B) I CAN MAKE THAT NOISE AS WELL spigot: WITH FAT PRICKS IN MY MOUTH/HEAD

deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, MAYBE SHAKEN VIGOROUSLY LIKE A BAD BABY SO IT SCRAMBLES MY BRAINS

spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M THE****** BAD BOY ******OF DICKLICKING spigot: IN THAT I AM BAD AT IT deuce: #DISBELIEF #DENIAL #GUILT #ANGER #BARGAINING #DEPRESSION #ACCEPTANCE

deuce: NOW THAT WAS A POO TO BE RECKONED WITH !!! deuce: HIGH SMEAR QUOTIENT deuce: CRAM POTENTIAL spigot: YES BUT THEY ARE NOT THE VIDEOS I ***ORDERED***

deuce: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL AREN'T YOU pants: MAN I WISH I HAD A CORK

deuce: WARNING: BAD SYNTAX, PERHAPS A BOGUS '-'? SEE /USR/SHARE/DOC/PROCPS-3.2.8/FAQ deuce: I STILL HATE YOU

spigot: T PANTS I'M HAVING A BAD TRIP pants: T SPIGOT I STEPPED ON ANOTHER BUNNY HELP ME BURY IT

pants: WHAT PAGE ARE WE ON pants: HOW DID I GET HERE pants: COULD I PLEASE HAVE A SANDWICH, A COLA pants: WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN pants: WHY IS THE MAN KEEPING ME DOWN IN HIS LAP pants: I SAID pants: SIR pants: OH FORGET IT AHLUGUAL HUALUBGUH AGBUALUH

effigy: T DEUCE IS THERE THAT MUCH CASH IN THE BAIL FUND??? deuce: WHAT'S THE CHARGE effigy: THE CHARGE WAS BAD MONKEY effigy: X15 effigy: SO, 15 COUNTS deuce: ALSO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR.......... SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A BAKED POTATO FOR EVERYBODY spigot: UH spigot: THESE PORN TAPES????? pants: YAY

pants: ?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/I`Y2095Y205Y!!!?!?!?! (deuce): HYPERVENTILATES pants: YOU CAN TELL WHERE I BROKE DOWN IN THERE deuce: IT WAS BETWEEN THE / AND THE I pants: MOST OF THE NUMBERS REPRESENT CRYING

pants: BALL-SQUEEZING SEXUAL SADISTS effigy: OH, YA pants: I'LL BE SURE TO READ YOUR BLOG EVERY DAY effigy: THERE IS NO BLOG IN MY CONTRACT

spigot: CAN I MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS pants: TRY NOT TO SQUEAK pants: WE'RE WATCHING HIGHLANDER THE SERIES spigot: PUTTING THE LAN AND THE WAN IN USER WIN BIN OR WHATEVER

spigot: DOING NEWTON'S CRADLE WITH MY OWN BALLS deuce: YOUR TESTICLES HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE COEFFICIENT OF RESTITUTION

deuce: T SPIGOT I SHAVED MY BALLS spigot: FOR A JOB INTERVIEW???????

spigot: FOLKS CAN WE PLEASE NEVER SPELL IT "BOLOGNA" spigot: IT'S BALONEY

pants: does your office have those fancy toilets that automatically flush for you spigot: they do and they all have bidets which i kindly crank up to the coldest temps and the strongest jets pants: do you also have that problem where you're inspecting your poo and the thing rudely flushes into your face spigot: oops-dropped-my-phone is more of a problem when it falls into the sink because that faucet-auto-on happens immediately pants: sometimes i'll be kneeing in front of the bowl looking over the contents when bam auto-flush deuce: t pants permission to lick dick

deuce: BUTTHOLE + BANANA = BUTTHOLE WITH A BANANA deuce: THESE ARE FACTS

pants: GIVE ME ROOT (OR A BANANA NUT BREAD) spigot: NOT PARTICULAR HERE PEOPLE JUST AN EXTRA SQUIRT OF BUTTER SPRAY spigot: ONE TWO THREE spigot: YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY AND YOU BACK THERE ARE ALSO GAY spigot: HOW MANY STRANGE MEN CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT spigot: WELL ZERO TIMES ANY OTHER NUMBER ALWAYS EQUALS FAGGOT pants: WAIT I pants: SPUTTER pants: ALL RIGHT FINE JUST A SLICE OF THE ZUCCINI BREAD

pants: SHY AWAY FROM MY BANANA-SHAPED (AND BANANA-COLORED) BONER pants: :BANANA: pants: PEELING IT: THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE deuce: I REGRET NOTHING

spigot: LET'S CHOKE DOWN THEIR DONGS AND WEAR STUPID EXPENSIVE NORDSTROM CLOTHES AND EAT BANANA YOGURT spigot: WELL I TRIED THERE

pants: WARNING: THIS TEST IS VERY BANDWIDTH INTENSIVE. deuce: KYS pants: FREEZE ME, DROP ME FROM A HEIGHT, PICK UP SOME OF THE SCATTERED CHUNKS, ADD A SMALL AMOUNT TO YOUR WHISKEY pants: CHRIST M'LORD

spigot: WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO BE BANE

pants: HAPPY FAG DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!! deuce: IS IT A NATIONAL OR BANK HOLIDAY pants: CANADIAN

spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF SHOE PAVILION deuce: WILL THEY BE SHOE-SIZED OR SHOE-SHAPED spigot: NEVERMIND THEY WENT BANKRUPT IN 2008 AND LIQUIDATED ALL THEIR RETAIL ASSETS AT AUCTION spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD LET ME OUT THEN

pants: HELP ME OUT HERE COS I'M CONFUSED AGAIN (YET, STILL, CONTINUOUSLY) spigot: STATE YOUR PROBLEM pants: I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE DICK PIT spigot: HMM spigot: AREN'T YOU THEIR BIGGEST CUSTOMER pants: AYE (SEAN CONNERY VOICE) spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THEIR DISTRIBUTOR AND MARKETING DEPARTMENT pants: THAT'S RIGHT LAD spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THE OWNER AND ONLY REGULAR CUSTOMER pants: UH I spigot: HOW CAN YOU BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM pants: LET ME DESCRIBE A UNIQUE FORM OF EMBEZZLEMENT spigot: HUHHHH

spigot: T PANTS: REMIND ME OF SOME OF OZONE'S PIG PROBLEMS spigot: THEY GET THROUGH A FENCE, THEN THEY DO WHAT pants: THEY EAT HIS PINEAPPLES (BARELY KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE)

spigot: I CANNOT DONG AND CHONG ALONE HERE pants: I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU spigot: I CONSIDER THAT A VICTORY pants: IT IS TRULY A DESIGN WIN

atandt: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE pants: THE BACK DOOR WAS BARELY LOCKED !!! CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS

pants: BARELY LOOKING UP FROM THE CURRENT CROP OF COCKS

pants: ARE YOU OKAY (BARELY LOOKING UP) spigot: MY MOSE AN MOUTH

dick: urgh pants: barely making it to the toilet, making a huge mess anyway

spigot: A MURDER AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE pants: FOUND: PLUMPERS PASS, ON SIDE OF ROAD, LEFT WITH LOCAL PD spigot: DO WE KNOW HOW MANY PLUMPER POINTS ARE ON IT

spigot: I'M READY FOR MY NEXT BARELY LEGAL ANY FUCKING DAY NOW spigot: WONDERING EXACTLY HOW HARD IT CAN BE TO GRAB SOME RUNAWAY OFF THE STREET AND BEND HER IN VARIOUS POSES AND SLAP IT AROUND THE SAME 50 PAGES OF PHONE SEX ADS THAT HAVE BEEN RUNNING SINCE 1982 spigot: IT SHOULD BE BARELY WEEKLY pants: CURSE YOU LARRY FLYNT PRODUCTIONS

pants: BARF ON MY COCK pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: GRUNT DUH HOOOOOOOOOO