deuce: I MASTURBATED spigot: WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE deuce: YES (BACK TO MASTURBATING)

deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH)

spigot: COCKSUCKING BEST PRACTICES spigot: COCKSUCKING DESIGN GUIDELINES spigot: CLAIM YOUR COCKSUCKING WHITEPAPER

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT TITS ARE ?? deuce: THEY DON'T TALK

spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! HUHHHHH WE'RE FAT AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT US

effigy: UGH, THE WIND SHIFTED AND NOW ALL I SMELL IS COW POO deuce: I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: APOLOGIES DO NOT END THE SMELL deuce: I SAID I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: THAT'S BETTER

deuce: GODDAMN COMMIE pants: <RED>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A COMMUNIST</RED>

pants: WELP IT'S ON ITS WAY TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH pants: BETTER MAKE PANCAKES deuce: SHOVING deuce: SCUFFLING deuce: SHELLACKING pants: SUCKIN' IT deuce: SQUIRTING deuce: SMEARING deuce: SUBSUMING deuce: SCINTILLATING deuce: SORRY pants: S'OKAY deuce: PUNCHIN' HOOKERS pants: PISSSSSSSSSS

pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND pants: HOW DID THEY ALL GET SO MESSY pants: BETTER ORGANIZE THEM pants: <<<PRICKS>>> pants: SEE WHAT I MEAN

pants: do you think i'm very sexy or extremely sexy deuce: I would have to go with undeniably, extremely, astonishingly pants: well that's better than i'd hoped for

spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8 pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

spigot: (SOBS) NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT THEM IN A NURSING HOME pants: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SPELL THINGS WRONG JUST TO GET ATTENTION (MYTOUNGE FEELS WIERD)

pants: SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE BISHOP pants: I SAY GOOD SIR YOU APPEAR TO BE LICKING ON MY DICK pants: LOOK INTO YOUR HEART

spigot: EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS IN FRONT OF DOCTOR WHO spigot: NEVER MIND THE DOG........... spigot: BEWARE OF THE BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I MEAN OWNER spigot: NO I MEAN BONER

pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A MALE PROSTITUTE OUT TO A NICE LUNCH (HOTPANTS AND ALL) pants: THANK GOD SHOWTIME PICKED UP SPIGOT THE BEAR OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO RELY ON FAN-FIC AND PODCASTS pants: BEWARE OF TIMECOP

spigot: cigar shaped ufo

pants: WE NEED SOMETHING IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN TO BRING US DRINKS, PARK CARS deuce: I'M AN O(N LOG N) COCKSUCKER pants: IS OSCAR FROM THIMBLE THEATER OUT OF COPYRIGHT YET deuce: DOES LOVE HAVE TO HURT pants: CAN WE TRADE UP FOR A BI-CURIOUS GOON OR A DICK TRACY VILLAIN UP FOR PAROLE deuce: OR IS IT JUST ADVISABLE

pants: T DEUCE IMPORTANT YOU SEE THIS pants: FILLER deuce: ARE YOU SERENADING ME AGAIN BECAUSE AS I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THE ANSWER IS YES OH GOD YES BI-CURIOUS OR BI-CERTAIN pants: BI-MAYBE

spigot: CAN THE ENTIRE MIDDLE SECTION OF AMERICA PLEASE SECEDE FROM OUR UNION AND TAKE THEIR BIBLES AND DONKEYS????? pants: MATT DRUDGE AND ALL THE BALDWIN BROTHERS AT ONCE ?????? THIS I GOTTA SEE AND BEAT OFF TO

net: I'M A DICK net: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT????????? deuce: NOT AT PRESENT deuce: I'M BIDING MY TIME UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP net: THE DICK DOES NOT SLEEP deuce: BUT THE NET SURE DOES

spigot : BIENVENIDOS A MACINTOOSHEN

pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR ???? spigot: A VERY SPECIAL TWO HOUR SEASON PREMIERE pants: THE BIG BONG THEORY spigot: CONTROVERSIAL STUDY LINKS CANCER TO COCKS AND QUEERS pants: GIANT FLAPPITY BATS !!!! OASIDUGFOGD8888888 spigot: RUN

spigot: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR NAME, DNA, AND FINGERPRINTS spigot: INEXORABLY TIED TO THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PRODUCT????????? spigot: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN BY HAVING A LEGACY????? SIR?!?!?!?!

spigot: T PANTS NEED THAT JERKCITY BOOK MONEY **NOW** spigot: POUNDING ON DOOR, SCRATCHING METH ARMS

pants: I'LL BE OSCAR WILDE AND YOU BE OSCAR THE GROUCH spigot: I WISH TO BE OSCAR FROM L.A. LAW spigot: HURRRR I'M THE BIG BOSS LAWYER spigot: OKAY THERE WAS NO OSCAR

pants: LET'S DO IT FOR LOVE pants: WAIT NO pants: LET'S DO IT FOR THE MONEY

pants: I AM ALL THE BIG DUMB ENERGY YOU NEED

spigot: THAT'S RIGHT PS039_JPG spigot: I LIKE DUMB PREGNANT WOMEN deuce: T PS039_JPG HE CAN DETECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT JUST FROM YOUR BIG FAT PICTURE spigot: IT'S TOUGHLOVE IS WHAT IT IS (CHRIST LADY EVEN YOUR THUMBNAIL IS FAT)

spigot: FIRST LET ME JUST SAY I'M A BIG FAGGOT. spigot: FURTHERMORE, I'D LIKE TO PROMISE TO KEEP MY AIDS SEPARATE FROM MY WORK spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY AIDSY BAGGAGE RIGHT OUT THE DOOR spigot: NOW LET'S SHARE A POPSICLE spigot: ONE DIME BAG PLEASE AND A CHEESE CROISSANDWICH

pants: THAT'S RIGHT pants: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF pants: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING pants: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME pants: I'LL NEVER LEARN pants: LOST AND CONFUSED pants: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK .(pants): THIS SUCKS

pants: ONE TIME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: THEN THIS MEXICAN RAPES ME IN THE MOUTH AND OTHERWISE pants: I'M LIKE pants: HEY pants: QUIT IT pants: BUT RAPE ME HE DID pants: MAN ALIVE I LEARNED A LESSON THAT DAY .(pants): MY KNEEPADS ARE WEARING OUT

pants: IF YOU [REDACTED] IT OUT ON MY [REDACTED] pants: I'M GOING TO [REDACTED] IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: OKAY PEOPLE pants: LISTEN UP pants: I NEED A HUG

pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART I THEY SHOT SONNY pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART II A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME IS PLAYED BY ROBERT DENIRO spigot: I'VE GOT A GOOD BUZZ GOING OFF THE STUFF I SCRAPED OUT OF MY PIPES AND BONGS pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III WILL END WITH ME DYING IN A TOMATO GARDEN

pants: NOTHING MAKES ME HARDER THAN A DIRTY CATBOX pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL pants: SMEARING IT ON MY CHEST pants: AND pants: RUNNING OUTSIDE TO MEET AND GREET THE COPS pants: A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOUR CUNT pants: EATING THE BABY AND WASHING IT DOWN WITH THE BATHWATER pants: P.S. PLEASE STOP SENDING US NUTS

pants: BIG FAT DICKS FOR JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF pants: HE IS OUR LORD AND OUR SAVIOR AND WE SHOULD THANK HIM (SOMEHOW) deuce: WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARC OF PISS pants: YOU CAN SEE A RAINBOW!!! WELL YOU COULD UNTIL GUSHY HERE FINISHED UP deuce: SORRY

deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU deuce: CHIRP, CHIRP deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I TOOK A DUMP IN MY PANTS

pants: AN UPPERCASE J NO LESS pants: A BIG FAT GAY UPPERCASE J pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME spigot: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY GOT STARTED

spigot: SURPRISE !!!!!! THE BIG FAT MOZILLA RELEASE IS THE LAMEST, SLOWEST, MUST UN-APPEALING, NON-INTUITIVE 27.5 MEG DOWNLOAD EVER !!!!! spigot: WHO IN GOD'S NAME ARE THEY TRYING TO FOOL spigot: DID YOU FOLKS GET A CHANCE TO GLANCE AT HOW INTERNET EXPLORER HANDLES THINGS ?!?!?

spigot: FLAPPING THE LION'S MOUTH UP AND DOWN: PUT TRASH IN ME spigot: YOUR BOTTLES, CANS AND WRAPPERS spigot: HURRRRRRRRRR DUH I'M DEAD NOW

pants: BIG GIRLS DO IN FACT CRY

deuce: have you ever noticed that when you clamp your dick with a clothespin it hurts???? and other deep thoughts pants: try a rubber band deuce: maybe one of those big industrial strength black paper clips??? pants: yessssss

spigot: PUSHING A PENCIL THROUGH FOLDED PAPER TO DEMONSTRATE HOW I WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME BY WAY OF A TEMPORAL POKING MOVEMENT deuce: YOU RUINED MY CENTERFOLD PINUP pants: BIG MAN WITH HIS BIG WORDS

spigot: COME ON PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LINE UP FOR YOUR FREE BLOWJOB WITHOUT COMPLAINING spigot: IT'S FROM *ME* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD spigot: LOOK AT MY BIG OPEN MOUTH AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE

spigot: T PANTS DEUCE IS HERE WITH A BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA

pants: DONGWORK deuce: WHOOPS pants: I CAN'T FART WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING: LOOK AWAY deuce: WELL HURRY UP THEN (NOT LISTENING) pants: MY NOBEL PRIZE

pants: BIG ONES pants: BIG STUPID ONES pants: PUNCH THEM

spigot: CHOO CHOO spigot: WHO COULD THAT BIG TRAIN BE???? spigot: IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLURF CLURF CLURF CLONK BONK OW spigot: DERAILED

spigot: OKAY FOR APRIL FOOLS LET'S GO TO THE GLORYHOLE AND SPROING THOSE PEANUT BRITTLE SNAKES AROUND INSTEAD OF OUR DICKS IT'LL BE GREAT deuce: T SPIGOT PERSONALLY I'VE NEVER KNOWN APRIL FOOLS TO INVOLVE BIG WANGY DICKS HUMPING AWAY AT MY CHIN spigot: IF THERE ARE SPROINGY SNAKES IN THE GLORYHOLE THEN I'D BETTER GO BUY SOME PEANUT BRITTLE deuce: YOU'RE MIXING METAPHORS AGAIN

deuce: CHRIST ALMIGHTY deuce: YOU WILL BE STRICKEN DOWN FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE spigot: BIG WORDS

pants: LET US PRAY pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY STOP STOP STOP HE HEARS US deuce: KNOWING ISN'T THE SAME AS COMING THROUGH ON IT deuce: SO YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE pants: OW OW OW HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS deuce: BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAGGOT GETS IT (pants): EVERYBODY KNOWS HE WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS deuce: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT deuce: I'M DOING GOD'S WORK AND ALSO GETTING A BIKE IN THE PROCESS

spigot: BEEP BEEP HONK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK HURF BONK THE BIG BUS MIRROR CLONKED ME INTO THE BUSHES URF URF PEDDLING AND WRANGLING MY SHAMROCK SHAKE spigot: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GRIP BOTH HANDLEBARS AND A COLD SHAKE spigot: WHAT I NEED IS A TALL ORANGE FLAG

pants: LET'S SMUGGLE THINGS IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER pants: CONTAINS NO APPLE JUICE deuce: BIKINI ZONE

spigot: HAHAHAH REMEMBER WHEN BILL GATES GOT CREAMED WITH A PIE?!?!?!? spigot: OH GOD YOUR BLACK DONG IS PUSHING ME INSIDE OUT PRACTICALLY

effigy: BIMBO WHITE BREAD, FRENCH'S YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TWO **TWO** SLICES OF BALONEY... effigy: I AM A KING

deuce: HUHUHUUHHUUHUHHU pants: NO TRY THIS: pants: HUGALUGALUGAHUGALUGULAGHLAHG spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT

deuce: I JUST BIT MY LIP AGAIN deuce: WAKE THE PRESIDENT

pants: SUFFERING FROM BIT ROT pants: SO TEN MINUTES AGO pants: THAT'LL TEACH US

pants: DON'T RUN **WHAT** AS ROOT ????????? WHATEVER !!!!!!!!! pants: DICKS VIA GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT pants: AWWWWWWW MOTHERFUCKING YEAH

deuce: YOU'RE SCARING ME pants: (I'M STUCK IN BIZARRO JERKCITY) pants: (IT'S SOME WEIRD DIMENSION WHERE I SUCK DICK ALL DAY) pants: (WAIT A MINUTE) pants: OKAY I WAS UNDER A BLANKET THE WHOLE TIME pants: HI

spigot: MY $0.02!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING OFF AND TALKING BACK AND SPEAKING OUT LIKE A FAT FUCKING AMERICAN IDIOT!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!! HURRRRRR HOT URINE AND BROKEN GLASS

pants: AS SOMEONE WHO HAS USED THE WEB SINCE 2007, spigot: IS YOUR DOG HAVING A HOPPY HOWL-OWEEN pants: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL, NEXT 40 MINUTES spigot: :NOTES: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL :NOTES:

deuce: BLAM deuce: OR PERHAPS deuce: FWOOMP deuce: AS YOU ARE ENGULFED IN A BLANKET OF DICK

pants: PRETTY SURE I DON'T EXIST pants: WHO ASKED THE SUN TO COME UP ANYWAY pants: WE GOT GHOSTS HERE pants: I CALL IT STUFF FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME THE CATS pants: MOSTLY I TURN UP THE STEREO, THE FURNACE pants: IF YOU SPIT IT OUT ON MY STOMACH pants: I'M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: EVENTUALLY I'LL FIND THE RADIO IN YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL

spigot: GUHHHHHHHHH deuce: MOON BASE PAINFUL

pants: 3 pants: 2 pants: 1 pants: BLAST OFF HGLAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAG pants: sorry for the spam

spigot: I WONDER IF I GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE AND ROLLED IT UP INTO A TUBE AND SET IT ON FIRE I COULD BLAST OFF TO MARS!!!!!!!! spigot: OR PUT DOPE IN IT!!!!!!!!

deuce: I SNEEZED pants: BLESS YOU deuce: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BLESS SOMEONE pants: HOLD STILL

spigot: I KNOW MY MIC IS ON FUCK YOU (TINKLE SOUNDS)

spigot: GLORP BLGK YOU CALL THIS THRIVING IN CHRIST

spigot: WHY CAN'T I BACKSPACE OR ^R? deuce: BECAUSE OF THE LOVE WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER deuce: ALSO BECAUSE I AM HOLDING YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER spigot: BLHGLHB spigot: SPLUTTERY SOAP SUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: GLUBGLUBHGLUB deuce: GET BEHIND YOUR EARS

pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: MORE OF A ZEPPELIN REALLY pants: EVEN SO... pants: EITHER WAY: pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: I CAN'T SEE (BLIND FROM THE DIZZY) spigot: THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME !!! ONLY I WASN'T AT WORK spigot: I WAS GRABBING COCKS THROUGH THE GLORYHOLES AT A CONTRA COSTA COUNTY ADULT BOOKSTORE spigot: NOW THAT BRINGS ME WAY BACK spigot: HOLY CRAP PLEASE NOT THAT FAR BACK spigot: HURTING spigot: CHOKING ON MY OWN EMBARRASSMENT pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED spigot: WISH I COULD DRIVE MY VAN BACK TO THE YMCA AND FILL IT WITH BOYS

net: WHAT'S A BLING BLING deuce: IT'S WHAT I DO TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS net: I'M REALLY TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHEN I'M UNCONSCIOUS deuce: IT'S CLASSIFIED

spigot: BLK BLK BLK ASMR DICKLICKING spigot: (COCKSUCKING)

spigot: SITTING ON THE TOILET AND LETTING LOOSE WITH A BLOG TORRENT deuce: BRITISH FOLKS CALL TOILET PAPER A "BLOG ROLL" pants: AND WHEN WE SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND SPIT THAT'S A "TRACKBACK" pants: WAIT YOU FORGOT TO TRACKBACK

deuce: FURRY BLOGGERS deuce: DIAPER FETISH BLOGGERS deuce: POLITICAL BLOGGERS <-- PUNCHLINE pants: BUT I

deuce: I tweet my shits deuce: I keep a log of logs deuce: blogging and vlogging while I log my logs spigot: turns out guys can squirt

pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: SO WHAT pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: SHUT UP pants: GET UP pants: SHUT UP pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL pants: THERE'S BLOOD ON THE WALL

pants: HELP ME UP deuce: I WILL DO NOT SUCH THING UNTIL YOU SIGN THIS WAIVER pants: HERE HERE HERE HERE AND INITIAL HERE ????? deuce: AND I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEED A BLOOD SAMPLE pants: ALSO HERE OOHH HLUAGHLBAG BULGG HBLUABAG SECRETLY SPURTING

spigot: tfw you suck dick and die spigot: literally one for the ol' bloopster reel

spigot: OH GOD A TROPICAL BIRD FLEW UP MY NOSE AND NOW I'M TOUCAN SAM deuce: HASSAN CHOP spigot: AM I BEING DETAINED :PARROT: spigot: :RAINBOW: :PARROT: BLORF

spigot: XXXX blow a load on my face hooman

pants: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT pants: WHOEVER CLEANED THE BONG DID A NICE JOB EXCEPT THERE IS TOO MUCH LIQUID INSIDE AND I AM GETTING BLOWBACK deuce: T PANTS WOULDN'T THAT BE YOU pants: T DEUCE DO NOT BE INSULTING (CLEARLY AN AMATEUR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WATER LEVEL)

pants: IS BLACK FISTING FRIDAY A COMPANY HOLIDAY OR NO pants: "FAT RAILS" STARRING DEUCE AND SPIGOT pants: "PLENTY OF FIBER AND EARLY TO BED" STARRING PANTS

spigot: I HAVE BEEN BLOWING AND TWEETING MY GAY RAVE WHISTLE FROM STALL 2 FOR NEARLY THIRTY MINUTES pants: WE COULD HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY OVER BY THE VOLLEYBALL AND TENNIS COURTS

spigot: IS PANTS BACK FROM THE BLOWJOB FACTORY YET???????? spigot: I MEAN DENTIST ozone: I THOUGHT HE WAS AT THE BONG INSPECTOR'S OFFICE spigot: AN UNAUTHORIZED VISIT TO THE BONG INSPECTOR??????? TO THE BATCAVE spigot: SPINNING LOGO spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BONG WORKS LIKE SO deuce: IS THIS THE STYX REUNION

spigot: BLOWJOBS AND BONGHITS AT FOUR PM???? pants: MAKE IT FOUR TWENTY!!! pants: HMM spigot: HMM pants: OKAY HANGING UP NOW spigot: BYE deuce: MEANWHILE, THREE HOURS LATER pants: BRRRRRING BRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRING spigot: WHAT pants: WELL????? spigot: WELL WHAT pants: I'M ALONE IN THE STALL spigot: OKAY pants: WITH MY DICK OUT spigot: SUPER pants: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW ME AT 4:20 spigot: I DID!!!! spigot: I BLEW YOU OFF

deuce: YE NO spigot: NMAYBE

spigot: I'M A BLUE-CHIP DICKLICKER pants: I'M SIMPLY A BLUE-COLLAR COCKSUCKER

pants: WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN YOUR WORLD deuce: BLUE pants: SAME HERE!!! LET’S BE FRIENDS

spigot: I'M NINETEEN AND THEREFORE FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST UNDERGROUND CULT MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAZIL AND CLOCKWORK ORANGE AND BLUE VELVET AND THE CROW

dick: THERE ONCE WAS A HERMIT NAMED DEUCE (PLEASE FINISH) deuce: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOSE deuce: BLUH BLAH DICKS deuce: BLAH BLUH PRICKS dick: PLZ PUT JEWS IN THERE SOMEWHERE

spigot: BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY

: WED JAN 18 2008 : PANTS: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO : PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY : PANTS: WE SHOULD CHECK ALL THE : BATTERIES IN THE SMOKE ALARMS : PANTS: THIS IS A MERRY PICNIC WE ARE : HAVING pants: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY pants: WHAT IF WE NEED TO SLEEP IN, BEAT OFF, PASS OUT, RECOVER THEN BEAT OFF SOME MORE ????????? pants: WHAT IF

deuce: haha who downloaded a Bob Lazar movie pants: what's that deuce: a UFO bullshitter pants: I'd Google it but I honestly forgot how to switch windows so I live here now deuce: well then settle down, I'll make you a cup of hot cocoa deuce: (loud farting sounds off-camera) pants: also a blanket pants: a big strong fireman

deuce: BOBA FETT IS DEFINITELY SUCKING ME OFF THROUGH THE GLORY HOLE deuce: MAYBE IT'S JABBA THE HUT deuce: IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN ALL YOU HAVE TO FEEL AROUND IN THERE IS YOUR DICK

pants: JUSTIFY MY LOVE (FOR DICK) deuce: POP pants: PONK (pants): PLOP pants: GORT pants: GLUG pants: CLOG deuce: IS THIS BOGGLE

spigot: TO MAKE SOMETHING BOLD I USE THE BOLD TAG deuce: I'VE FOUND THAT ITALIC IS USEFUL TO MAKE THINGS LOOK SLANTY

spigot: THERE IS LIFE IN THIS STALL spigot: CLEARLY

deuce: CALLING IN A BOMB THREAT pants: FAG deuce: I PREFER THE TERM "HOMO"