deuce: WORDS FORM IN MY HEAD AND I TYPE THEM HERE deuce: FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE deuce: USE THE CODE `BONEQUEST2023` AT CHECKOUT FOR 15% OFF ALL FRESH DILDOS

atandt: IS THIS THING ON atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST atandt: BONEQUEST IS ENJOYED BY THOUSANDS OF READERS DAILY atandt: THE FIRST STRIP WAS PUBLISHED ON AUGUST 17, 1998 atandt: THE STRIP FEATURES MYSELF AND OTHER CHARACTERS HAVING ADVENTURES atandt: FOR MORE INFORMATION, WRITE TO ROOT@ BONEQUEST.COM atandt: THIS CONCLUDES OUR BROADCAST atandt: I'LL JUST FONDLE MYSELF IN THIS LEFTOVER PANEL

pants: WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER deuce: I WOULD SUCK CHURCHILL OFF IF HE WERE A REAL PERSON deuce: WHO SAID THAT NOT ME THAT'S WHO

spigot: art is for fags

pants: please finish jacking me off before you jack off a totally unrelated dick (or series of dicks)

deuce: happy new year, every oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee deuce: (overly loud 400 Hz middle A sine wave) (garbled talking) (static)

deuce: LET US KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO TO HELP pants: OR MAKE THINGS WORSE

deuce: I DECLARE A BONEQUEST INQUEST deuce: THIS INQUEST IS HEREBY CLOSED

pants: T DEUCE CAN I USE CHAT GPT TO WRITE A BONEQUEST NOVEL (OBVIOUSLY VOLUME 1 OF MANY!!!!!!!!) deuce: NO deuce: YOU MUST TYPE ALL THE STUPID WORDS YOURSELF pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY SUPERMAN BURST INTO THE ROOM WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR 64K SEGMENTATION LIMIT.

deuce: BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. YOU MADE YOUR SAVING THROW! BLEW A TROLL.

pants: BONEQUEST.COM IS PROUD TO BE THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF BONEQUEST pants: VISIT US ON THE INTERNETS spigot: HOLY HONKS AND BONKS pants: DIPPING THE TIP OF MY PRICK INTO THE HONEY MUSTARD

spigot: GIVE ME A REASON TO PARTICIPATE IN LIFE TODAY pants: NOW OPEN: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE deuce: SHOPPING FOR BONES pants: CELEBRATE CAPITALISM spigot: :TELEPHONE_RECEIVER: CLONK BA-DONK deuce: SERVER COMMUNICATION ERROR HAS OCCURRED pants: OH NO deuce: MY PAPERS ARE IN ORDER spigot: DONUT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION deuce: [LAW & ORDER THEME PLAYS] spigot: IS EVERYONE OPENING A BOUTIQUE IN NOB HILL spigot: WORRIED YOU'LL END UP IN THE HOSPITAL BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER AND PROCEEDING TO CHECKOUT

pants: SHOULD WE TELL THEM ??? atandt: NOT BEFORE TEA pants: FOLKS THIS A DUMB CARTOON atandt: FILLED WITH VIOLENCE AND IMMATURE JOKES pants: BREAKING DOWN THE THIRD WALL atandt: WE ARE WELL AWARE WE'RE CARTOON CHARACTERS pants: HUHHH pants: POSTMODERN HOMOPHOBIA pants: THE SINE QUA NON OF POSTMODERNITY atandt: DOPE, POO atandt: WE CALL THIS OBVIOUS CONSCIOUSNESS atandt: SELF-REFERENTIAL IRONY AND ALL THAT atandt: META-POP HYPERAWARENESS pants: SACKS FULL OF WET SOCKS atandt: SO: POO THEN pants: POO

pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE deuce: FUCKING PUT THEM OUT pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE

pants: T DEUCE PLEASE BAIL ME OUT OF BONER JAIL deuce: BANKRUPT

spigot: WHEN I POKE THE LOOSE FLAP IN HIS CUBE WALL AND PUSH MY FACE THROUGH AND SHOUT "BONER MANIA" SOMETIMES HE DROPS HIS FRESCA

spigot: SERVING SIZE 1 COOKIE spigot: SADDER THAN BABY SHOES NEVER WORN pants: IS THE BONERPLEX A REAL PLACE OR DID I JUST DREAM IT

deuce: LET'S PLAY BONER WARS pants: OKAY deuce: ZWWWWIP ZWWWWWAP WE'RE LIGHT SABRES pants: MINE IS JUST FLOPPY AND NOT MAKING COOL NOISES deuce: DUDE deuce: THAT IS JUST SO SAD pants: I SUSPECT I AM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FORCE

deuce: BONERS AND BONGS spigot: AND IT TOOK PEPPERIDGE FARM TO PUT THEM TOGETHER

atandt: BONERS POKE deuce: HOPE FLOATS deuce: T ATANDT BUT YOUR PUPPET SHOW HAS BEEN BANNED IN FORTY SIX STATES atandt: T DEUCE YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SEE THE 'WHOLE PICTURE' IT APPEARS deuce: I BELIEVE IN A HOLISTIC VIEW

atandt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BONG pants: THE WHAT ??? THE WHO ??? I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS PARTICULAR DEVICE BEFORE IN MY LIFE (SO HELP ME GOD, SO SAYETH THE FLOCK) atandt: WE SHOULD HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT DRUG ABUSE pants: (BONG NOISES) atandt: HOW DOES 3PM SOUND pants: I HAVE (BONG NOISES) AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY NAILS, HOW ABOUT 4:40 (MORE BONG NOISES)

atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED BONGATHON ALREADY IN PROGRESS

atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX THESE ... UHH atandt: UHH -- WHO WROTE THIS CRAP pants: I'VE GOT A GAG WE COULD USE INSTEAD ABOUT SUCKING OFF AQUAMAN (UNDERWATER)

pants: SACRE BLEU pants: THE LANDLORD, SHE IS HERE FOR ZE RENT spigot: I WILL STUFF MY FAT ASS INTO THE VENT, WHILE YOU STALL HIM WITH YOUR FEMININE WILES pants: JEAN-CHARLES, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!? spigot: I AM STUCK!! GET PIERRE TO SHOVE MY LEGS INTO ZE CRAWLSPACE spigot: MY BULBOUS NOSE, IT IS PUSHED HARD INTO THE FIREWOOD spigot: I DRIVE A LE CAR, HOW ABOUT YOU pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AGAIN spigot: THERE WILL BE NO CROISSANTS DUE TO YOUR BUMBLING, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE ANTICS

spigot: BONJOUR spigot: I'M PIERRE THE FRENCH DICKLICKER!!!!!!!!! spigot: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT

spigot: T PANTS DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE DRAWER. spigot: *BONK* WITH THE SHOVEL AND *FLUMP* INTO THE HOLE SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY WE CAN EVER KNOW FOR SURE

pants: SQUIRT deuce: IT BURNS, ETC. pants: BONK ME deuce: I BONK THEE pants: BOTH EYES deuce: POOR YOU (BONK)

pants: I, DICKLICKER pants: SOME KIND OF GAY BONUS TRACK pants: MOAR pants: BECAUSE MOAR pants: MY SUNNY SIDE UP pants: BEWARE OF MANCUNT pants: POKE, CHOKE

deuce: THAT'S IT, I'M GETTIN' A BOOB JOB

spigot: A BOOK CLUB BUT WE SHOOT THE BOOKS deuce: DO WE HAVE TO BUY OUR OWN AMMUNITION pants: OR OUR OWN BOOKS

deuce: WELP SOMEONE'S BEEN DIPPING INTO THE ANGELS OF DEBAUCHERY SERIES spigot: F-FOR A BOOK REPORT

spigot: HUFFING AND PUFFING DON'T DRIVE AWAY spigot: COME BACK BOOKMOBILE spigot: I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT BOOKS TODAY

pants: BLOWJOBS AT A SURPRISINGLY LOW COST

pants: I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MISSILES HIT THE BUILDINGS IN COLOR THIS TIME deuce: WHATEVER AS LONG AS THE PRICE OF GAS GOES DOWN AND DIRTY PEOPLE DIE pants: LIBYA IS NEXT, THEN MICHIGAN pants: BOOM BAM BAM BAM NAPALM

spigot: ENJOY THESE TITS FROM THE 20TH FUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BOOM BOMB *SMASH* BURN KA-BLAM spigot: AND THESE 20 MISSILES

spigot: SANJAY DUTT HEADS BACK TO JAIL spigot: DOO DAH / DOO DAH spigot: (LIGHTS CIGAR) IT'S GOTTA BE BOOM BOOM BOOM, JOKE JOKE JOKE (STAMPS OUT CIGAR)

pants: I'M CONFUSED ABOUT SEX deuce: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT pants: HELP ME OUT HERE deuce: IT'S AN ENTICING SUBJECT pants: ALL I NEED IS A BOOST TO GET THROUGH THE WINDOW deuce: ARE YOU A COP pants: I WILL BE YOUR GREEN GARDEN HOSE (USE ME TO WATER PLANTS AND WHAT NOT) pants: NO SIR I AM NOT deuce: GHLUAGLAHG

pants: GONNA NEED A BOOSTER SEAT FOR THIS GLORY HOLE pants: CAN'T QUITE REACH

pants: LET'S GET LOOSE/FUNKY deuce: BOOT deuce: I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME AGAINST MAN AND GOD pants: LIE DOWN ON THE COLD BATHROOM FLOOR WITH ME OW OW OWO WOW OW OWO OW OWOW QUIT IT WOSUK ^B(&GDSVBON O NL EWOKS

spigot: YOUR NEW NAME IS BOOZY MCTYPO deuce: THOUGHT SO

pants: ADDING "ALSO, COCKS" IS BORERLINE VANDALISM IMO

spigot: T PANTS I ALSO HAVE A BUG WHERE ATANDT IS BORING (REPRODUCEABLE) atandt: HEY FUCK YOU

deuce: I'M A PROLAPSED CATHOLIC

spigot: GIVE ME TEN BJ'S IN A ROW OR I WON'T DOWNLOAD SEASON 2 OF BOSCH: LEGACY

spigot: fap or trap effigy: ...both?

net: T DEUCE I'M PRODDING YOU WITH A BACKDOOR/SUBSEVEN TROJAN HORSE deuce: T NET COULD YOU MOVE IT AROUND MORE BECAUSE I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING IN MY CAVERNOUS ASS net: THAT'S STEALTH, BABY deuce: NO IT'S THAT I'M WELL USED net: NOW THAT I'VE BOTH ARMS AND A TOASTER OVEN UP THERE I REALIZE THAT'S THE CASE deuce: I DO NOT LIE ABOUT SUCH THINGS EXCEPT WHEN I FEEL LIKE LYING WHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME

deuce: BAD KITTY pants: KISS BOTH ENDS deuce: I'M FULL pants: GEICO PEPSI

spigot: T ATANDT I SAW YOU AT THE DISCO atandt: I GUESS THE NEW YEAR MEANS I CAN START TYPING WITH BOTH HANDS

pants: COCKS, FAGS deuce: BOTH OF THOSE ARE HORRIBLE pants: I KNOW

spigot: FOLKS WE NEED A SHORT FAT CAMEL TYPE DEAL WITH RINKY-DINK CHOPSTICK LEGS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON INSIDE 📯 pants: WHICH SIDE DO I FUCK deuce: BE SERIOUS deuce: BOTH SIDES

pants: i swing both ways but only one way at a time (due to the laws of physics, the laws of santa clara county) deuce: one-way valve spigot: ****nutscrape**** rt if you agree

spigot: MY BONER WON'T LET ME SLEEP spigot: I'M GOING TO SEDATE IT WITH ALCOHOL spigot: WELL TURNS OUT THE BOTTLES OF WINE AND MY JARS OF URINE IN THE GARAGE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE spigot: BOY THAT STAYS WITH YOU

spigot: DO U DARE ME TO SUCK MY OWN DICK spigot: I KINDA NEEDA YES/NO

deuce: YOU ARE CLEARLY A CZECH spigot: EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY CRAZY NEW WEB COMIC CALLED BOUNCED CZECHS!!!!!!! spigot: TURNS OUT THE PARAGUAN SUBMILITARY ARE ALL FURRY RACCOON-LIKE CREATURES spigot: WITH OFFBEAT PERSONALITIES!!!!! spigot: BUT DON'T LET THEIR CUTENESS FOOL YOU!!!! spigot: TOON IN EACH MONDAY!!!!!!!!! spigot: THEN MY HEAD IN THE CUISINART pants: LEGGO MY PRICKO

pants: bow down and worship me deuce: death first pants: would sir care to be dumped in a pit with others deuce: sure

pants: ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS pants: IF YOU pants: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME

pants: WOW A BOX OF COAT HANGERS spigot: T PANTS SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT CLONING HUMANS BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE GAY WITH MYSELF AND THEN THROW MYSELF AWAY IN DISGUST pants: THIS IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY spigot: T PANTS GET OUT OF MY CLOSET

deuce: DOES PANTS STILL WORK AT JERKCITY deuce: HELLO deuce: WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE GO

spigot: HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M ITALIAN spigot: MMM THAT'S A GOOD PIZZA PIE spigot: MY RED AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT SURE FITS NICE spigot: I LIKE BOYS spigot: HOLY GOD MY WEINER JUST GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT spigot: I'D BETTER SHUT UP spigot: I'M GIOVANNI THE ITALIAN PEDOPHILE spigot: SHHHHHHHHHH spigot: CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS spigot: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF RIGHT HERE IN MY TIGHT PANTS spigot: THAT'S AMORE

spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS

effigy: APPARENTLY THE GROUP "BOYS II MEN" IS NOT A DELIVERY SERVCE

spigot: brachs jelly nougats deuce: nope deuce: I would like it stated for the record and posterity that _nougat_ looks like it's spelled wrong but it is not deuce: thank u for ur attention (now fuck me more in the ass)

spigot: OFER pants: FOR THE LOVE OF spigot: WOULD JUST LIKE TO LET ALL KNOW I'M HAPPY TO BE ABOARD THE TEAMS!!!!!! FROM JAPAN AND HAPPY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! FOR ALL!!!!!!! pants: I'M THE REASON GLORY HOLES HAVE SAFETY RELEASES AND TOLL-FREE NUMBERS FOR REFUNDS spigot: BRACKAHAWK DOWN (SAY ALOUD SLOWLY LIKE DRUNKEN JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN) pants: I WILL WALK TEN PACES AWAY FROM YOU AND ELEVEN TOWARDS YOU

spigot: [NBC MELODY] spigot: [SEINFELD CORK POPPINGS] spigot: [SOMBER SNL PIANO TWINKLINGS SIGNIFYING THE END OF ANOTHER 90 MINUTES] deuce: [SPORADIC GUNFIRE]

spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY ALL THIS SARIN GAS IS MAKING ME VIETNUMB deuce: BANG THUMP THUMP pants: AND THEN THEY ALL LICKED DICK IN A MERRY PATCH OF CLOVER THE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK CAN WE GET BRAD PITT AS "DEUCE"

pants: PEDIR-LHE PENIS net: UM PENIS E' DENTRO DE MIM pants: NO'S SOMOS BLOQUEADOS DE ALGUM MODO net: EU OUC,O PASSOS pants: FILIAIS QUE RACHAM NA DISTA^NCIA net: NENHUM HOMEM E' URINATING EM E.U.

pants: MY PRECIOUS FIELD NOTES BRAND NOTEPAD AND MY DELICATE LITTLE INK PEN (BRAND UNSPECIFIED)

deuce: LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE THE BRASS TACKS POKE THE SOLES OF MY FEET (IT HURTS) deuce: I SUSPECT YOU KNOW THIS SO I'M REALLY NOT PLEASED WITH THIS BEHAVIOR deuce: IT'S AS IF YOU'RE TRYING TO CAUSE ME PAIN [STRAPPED DOWN IN A GOURNEY, IMMOBLE]

pants: THIS UNLICKED DICK IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN pants: HALGUHALUGHUALGHLHULAGAG pants: GHLAUHGLAHLAUGHAG pants: BGAULGHBLAHGLHAGLAG

atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING atandt: LET ME FIRE UP THIS ANAL SCRUBBER atandt: GOTTA GO pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAY

spigot: STUFF ME WITH DICK AND THEN APOLOGIZE atandt: I AM ALL CLEAN NOW atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING atandt: THE PARTY IS OVER

spigot: DEMOTED OR PROMOTED TO BREAD GUY FOR THE WHOLE COMMUNITY spigot: :BELL: NNGG DING DING :BREAD: :CROISSANT: :BAGUETTE_BREAD: spigot: SOMEONE IS STUFFING ECLAIRS IN OUR EXHAUST PIPE

pants: MULTIPLE REDUNDANT BREADSTICKS

spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS, BREAK BREAK spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS spigot: BREAK BR PLLLLLBBBB spigot: BREAK FOR SHITS

spigot: I APPEAR TO BE CHOKING DOWN DONGS FOR BREAKFAST

spigot: I'M EATING A BREAKFAST BURRITO pants: I'M WATCHING YOU EAT THE BREAKFAST BURRITO deuce: BUT IT IS NOT BREAKFAST spigot: MY MOM WAS ALL "YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU HITLER deuce: YOU'VE CONFUSED ME WITH THAT ONE -- I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING BREAKFAST BURRITOS NOT BREAKFAST ANGST

deuce: BREAKING: MANGO TASTES LIKE SHIT

deuce: IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH deuce: BREAKING NEWS deuce: TAKING PILLS MAKES YOU HIGH

pants: want to watch me piss on a mop y/n deuce: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (breaking y key)

effigy: MY PENIS HAS ERROR BARS

deuce: BREAST CANCER AWARENESZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ deuce: KILLS INSOMNIA DEAD

spigot: ALSO THEY ARE MY "BREASTS" NOT MELONS OR JUGS

deuce: BREATHING deuce: SLOWLY deuce: AS deuce: TO deuce: NOT deuce: ATTRACT deuce: THE deuce: PIRANHA

pants: OKAY I NEED YOU TO PISS AND PISS AND PISS UNTIL MY MOUTH IS FULL AND OVERFLOWING (IT'S OKAY, I'LL BE BREATHING THROUGH MY NOSE) deuce: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

pants: HELLO WORLD brian peppers: I KISS YOU pants: HELLO SAILOR brian peppers: HUHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED A HOLIDAY AFTER ME brian peppers: HUHHHHHH SOILED

spigot: it would be funny if i licked dick as a joke (like to lick a dick and then go lol) spigot: or if i licked dick by accident spigot: or if i were bribed or coerced in a manner clearly outside the definitive boundaries of state law, however contentious or debatable

deuce: I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY BRIDGE pants: I ASSUME IT'S LIKE COSMIC ENCOUNTER FOR OLD PEOPLE

pants: HULAGHLUA ALHUG HAL HA GLHAULG HALG pants: (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING) .(pants): I AM NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS PART pants: HAGHAULGHHALULALAHGALGHALGUAGHLUGAAH pants: HALHGLAUHGLUAGHLAGHLAHGLAGH (MORE) pants: UABUAAUBAUUBAUBAUBA <--- WHAT DICKLICKING SOUNDS LIKE IN THE U.S.S.R pants: COCKSUCKING AND LACE pants: OKAY TURN THE CAMERA OFF pants: ALGUAHGLAHLGALUGHLAHGLUAG (SUB-SONIC COCKSUCKING CHANNEL)

atandt: BRIEFLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HOMOSEXUALITY atandt: OKAY FULLY EMBRACING IT NOW pants: OTIS, NO, THAT'S YOUR SISTER

spigot: WITH THESE BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS AND THIS FLASHY SIREN ATOP MY HEAD AND THESE ROLLER SKATES I CAN TRAVEL FROM TOWN TO TOWN AS THE COCKMOBILE spigot: WOOO HOOO DING DING DING DING WAKE UP AMERICA OOF URF OW OKAY NO PROBLEM DING DING DING DING WHAM WHAM BAM BAM CLONK BONK OKAY LITTLE DIZZY HERE WITH THE SKATES spigot: FUCK THIS

pants: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED pants: BRING 'EM ON pants: HELP ME BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND THE DOORS SO THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T GET IN !!! LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE !!! JESUS CHRIST GET SOME DOORS FROM THE BASEMENT AND HURRY

atandt: T PANTS IS BONEQUEST Y2K COMPLIANT? pants: T ATANDT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT pants: T ATANDT WE WILL BREAK IN 2038 HOWEVER BUT SOME OTHER SHITHEAD WILL BE STUCK FIXING THAT BUG BY THEN deuce: THERE WILL BE A VERY LARGE EXPLOSION AND THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF atandt: T DEUCE I'LL BRING CHIPS

pants: bring me the jizz monkey deuce: he's busy pants: k

pants: BRING IT !!!!!!!!!!!!! BY IT I MEAN SAUSAGES, MASHED POTATOES, ONIONS, MUSHROOMS, FILET MIGNON, FRESH GARLIC AND WHATEVER ELSE FITS INTO MY GAPING OVERSIZED MOUTH

spigot: HANDS UP WHO CAN [REDACTED] SOME FIGGY PUDDING spigot: (AND BRING IT OUT HERE) spigot: DO YOU NOT [REDACTED] FIGGY PUDDING

pants: ---...--- pants: bring our boys back home pants: then ship them out pants: then bring them back pants: our boys should not be comfortable

deuce: #BRINGOURGIRLSHOME deuce: #ITGETSBETTER deuce: #NEVERMINDTHEYREPROBABLYFINETHERE deuce: #WHATSONTV

spigot: HURRRRRGGGHGGH HURRRRRGHGHTH IS THIS HOW YOU DO THE DEW deuce: GHLUGLHUGHULG pants: GIVE ME MORE TEXTURE spigot: REPEAT: AM I DOING THE DEW spigot: NOT HOW DO YOU DO, AM I ****DOING*** THE ***DEW*** YOU FUCKING DEAF MORONS pants: WHO WROTE NO FAT CHICKS HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HERE

pants: JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER: pants: I DON'T CLIP MY FINGERNAILS pants: SO THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GONNA HURT