No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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7,881 | 10/16/2020 | british or american deuce: I'M A TWAT
net: T DEUCE ARE YOU A BRITISH TWAT OR AN AMERICAN TWAT
deuce: T NET DON'T BE RACIST |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #monty-python #twat #woodring-den-background |
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1,394 | 7/25/2002 | broken links atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY BROKEN LINKS
atandt: HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE GUARDS
pants: I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW (GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN STARRING PANTS) |
atandt pants |
#bonghit #dust-brothers #for-fags-series #golden-age-comics #okay-pants-face #sandman #series #woodring-field-background |
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2,768 | 5/29/2006 | broom pants: MAYBE WE COULD POP YOU UP THERE FOR THE DAY
pants: CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE UP
pants: MAKE IT NICE FOR OUR SHUTTLE PILOTS
deuce: I'M UP FOR THAT
deuce: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE BY THE WAY
pants: EXCELLENT
deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE SYSTEM NINJA
pants: I BET YOU MAKE NOISE TOO
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP
pants: ALSO I'M A NEWS ADMIN
pants: AND A LEVEL 2 VAMPYRE
pants: WILL YOU GET THOSE FLAPPITY BATS OUT OF HERE
deuce: GET A BROOM |
deuce pants |
#broom #deuce-pants #flappity-bats #grey-background #huffy-pants #space #system-ninja #usenet #vampyre #viscera |
|
5,666 | 8/4/2014 | brown & sticky net: WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY?
spigot: YOUR JOKE BOOK??????????????????? |
net spigot |
#a-stick #angry-panel #brown-and-sticky #green-background #joke-book #net-spigot #ponk |
|
8,874 | 7/5/2023 | brown hour spigot: TIME FOR MY 10PM TATER TOTS |
#brown-background #custom-background #food #sfw #spigot-solo #tater-tots |
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831 | 1/3/2001 | brown medal deuce: YOU ALL DESERVE A NEW MEDAL
deuce: THE BROWN MEDAL
deuce: (IT'S BROWN) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background |
|
305 | 8/5/1999 | brown out spigot: A LITERAL BROWNOUT |
spigot |
#boner #brownout #hispanics #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,571 | 1/17/2003 | brrrr pants: PRIVACY PLEASE (BEATING OFF)
pants: BRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRR NEED DRAMAMINE
pants: BRRRRR RRR RRRRRR RRRRR OKAY DONE
pants: SO HOW ARE YOUUUUUU
pants: WAIT
pants: OH GOD NOT AGAIN HUALGHLUAHG LUAGH LUHLHALG
deuce: YOUR DRILL BIT IS FAULTY
pants: THERE IT GOES AGAIN (SORRY FATHER)
deuce: BRRRRRRR
pants: SACRE BLEU THIS IS OUT OF HALGHULALHLAHAG CONTROL
deuce: BE LESS FRENCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dramamine #french #jean-charles #masturbation #no-greytext #sound-effects #woodring-stairs-background |
|
252 | 6/14/1999 | brushing spigot: ONLINE FILTERS HELP MY PARENTS DECIDE !!!! AND THEY KEEP ME SAFE !!!
spigot: DAD'S BRUSHING MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOMETHING |
spigot |
#censored #discipline #eisenhower #grin-panel #ike #parenting #smiling-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,842 | 5/10/2009 | brutal dildos spigot: FIRST QUESTION, DO THEY HAVE TO BE 'BRUTAL' DILDOS
spigot: SECOND, DO THERE HAVE TO BE DILDOS
spigot: I'M JUST SAYING WHAT-IF NOW |
spigot |
#dildo #hypothetical #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,862 | 9/27/2020 | bsl 4 deuce: MY DICK REQUIRES BIOHAZARD SAFETY LEVEL 4 |
deuce |
#aretha-franklin #biohazard #bsl #bsl-4 #deuce-solo #dick #drunk-deuce #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background #zoom |
|
1,812 | 9/19/2003 | bubble lips deuce: IF YOU OPEN YOUR PUDGY LITTLE BUBBLE LIPS AT ME ONCE MORE SO HELP ME GOD I'LL TEACH YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE VIOLENTLY RAPED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #help-me-god #rape #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
2,376 | 5/1/2005 | bubble sort pants: SORT ME
deuce: T PANTS WHAT METHOD OF SORTING WOULD YOU LIKE
deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN SELECT BETWEEN A MERGE SORT, SHELL SORT, QUICK SORT, OR HORRIBLE PAINFUL RAPE SORT
pants: T DEUCE A BUBBLE SORT OF MY BALLS WILL DO NICELY |
deuce pants |
#algorithms #balls #bubble-sort #deuce-pants #horrible-painful-rape-sort #mergesort #mousehole #pointing #programming #quicksort #shellsort #sorting #sorting-algorithms #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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5,366 | 9/24/2013 | buckwheat spigot: BOYSENBERRY FLAPJACKS AND BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT MUFFINS |
spigot |
#breakfast #flapjacks #food #muffins #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
744 | 10/6/2000 | budapest atandt: WHEN I GOT TO BUDAPEST THERE WAS A BONEQUEST TACKED TO THE WALL |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #budapest #hungary #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
9,300 | 9/3/2024 | buddo the fuck boy pants: GONNA FUCK THE MOUTH OF THE EARLIEST HUMAN FIGURE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THE BRITISH ISLES |
#british #buddo #mountain-background #mouth #pants-solo #single-panel |
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1,343 | 6/5/2002 | buffalo gal(s) spigot: BUFFALO GAL WON'T YOU LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG
spigot: OKAY I WILL WIDEN THE SCOPE AND SUGGEST THAT ANYONE CAN LICK MY DONG
spigot: EVEN UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE??????????? YES!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#dicklicking #singing #spigot-solo #underwater #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,735 | 7/1/2003 | buffer is empty, the atandt: THE BUFFER IS EMPTY
atandt: BETTER GET STARTED: WHO IS "FOR" GAY DICK?
deuce: "FOR" MEANING APPROVING OR "FOR" MEANING FORCED TO PARTAKE
atandt: I'M GOING WITH BOTH
atandt: GOBBLING DICK DOWN LIKE A BAGEL SANDWICH |
atandt deuce |
#bagels #dick #extra-white-space #grammar #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,716 | 1/4/2009 | buffering spigot: BUFFERING
spigot: 75%
spigot: 90%
spigot: 99%
spigot: F A G |
spigot |
#blue-background #spigot-solo #suspense |
|
3,566 | 8/7/2008 | bug no. 43729 spigot: WHAT I NEED IS MORE WINE AND/OR ANOTHER GLASS OF IT
spigot: [LONG PAUSE]
spigot: T PANTS BUG NO. 43729 LAUGHTER SOMETIMES INAUDIBLE |
pants spigot |
#alcohol #bug-report #failed-comedy #m2a2m #pants-spigot #sfw |
|
6,493 | 11/29/2016 | bugger ye all deuce: JERKCITY SUCKS!!!
pants: WIENER BUDDIES
pants: MY BUG OUT KIT CONSISTS OF A PUNCHING FIST AND A BEATOFF MAG
pants: DUCK OR COVER
pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE
pants: BUGGER YE ALL
pants: DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
pants: THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH
deuce: NO WORDS
pants: YOU'LL LOVE IT AT LEVITZ
deuce: JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #levitz #survivalism #the-walking-dead #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
2,965 | 12/15/2006 | bugs all over me : We have been up here for about two days. Ahh, those fucking things, they can't, uh, deal with stairs. So we're gonna huddle up here for a while. We've got plenty of, uh, you know, stuff in cans to eat. So I think we're gonna be okay. Uhm I can hear them downstairs, knocking into shit.
pants: BUGS ALL OVER ME
pants: BEATING OFF ANYWAY |
pants |
#beating-off #bugs #caption #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #woodring-field-background #zombies |
|
6,499 | 12/6/2016 | buh dicks deuce: BUH DICKS
spigot: I HEAR THAT AND RAISE YOU FOUR PRICKS
deuce: BUH DICKS (NOW FIVE PRICKS TO YOU) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poker #urinal-background |
|
1,208 | 1/21/2002 | bukkake spigot: I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE |
spigot |
#bukkake #cum #japan #semen #seppuku #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-field-background |
|
3,528 | 6/30/2008 | bull horn pants: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BULLHORN MISTER
spigot: T PANTS IT'S SPELLED BONER |
pants spigot |
#boner #bullhorn #pants-spigot #single-panel |
|
3,365 | 1/19/2008 | bullet in you deuce: BULLET IN YOU
pants: I'M JERKING IT
deuce: HURRAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #green-background #jerking |
|
3,075 | 4/4/2007 | bulletproof pants: LOOK AT ME THAT WAY
pants: IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
pants: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER
atandt: WHO YA TALKIN' TO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #censored #groin-injury #red-x #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,270 | 7/27/2010 | bullshit spigot: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M INTERESTING
spigot: *** UNKNOWN COMMAND: LICK
spigot: BULLSHIT |
spigot |
#irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,405 | 2/28/2008 | buncha bums pants: HAW HAW WE MADE HIM CRY
pants: WHAT A SISSY
pants: NOW LIGHT HIM ON FIRE |
pants |
#fire #haw-haw-haw #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #violence #woodring-den-background |
|
9,151 | 4/7/2024 | bunnyhole effigy: TODAY AIN'T SATURDAY
pants: SO IT'S SUNDAY THEN??
effigy: DUNNO. JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE MY RABBIT HOLE IS FULL OF WATER
pants: YA GOTTA DIG AT AN ANGLE AT THE START
effigy: SHIT |
#effigy-pants #eggshell-background #hole-problems #rabbit |
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6,789 | 10/16/2017 | burgeoning with strange forms of life deuce: BRAVO
pants: I NEVER WANT TO FORGET THAT PHRASE
deuce: THAT IS ONE OF THE STRANGER THINGS TO GRACE THIS BLUE-GREEN WATER WORLD BURGEONING WITH STRANGE FORMS OF LIFE
deuce: ALSO I SHIT MY PANTS
pants: SAME |
deuce pants |
#aliens #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #fecal-incontinence #huffy-pants #neon-grid-background #same #soiling-myself |
|
189 | 4/14/1999 | burgers, sausages, tin roof spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A KISSING GAME
deuce: MMMMMMMM
spigot: OFF
spigot: T PANTS I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED DOPE SMOKE INTO MY MOUTH AND LUNGS TEN TIMES
spigot: DIAGNOSIS: CINNAMON BUNS
spigot: I'M FAT
deuce: FUCK YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #food #marijuana #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,080 | 1/27/2024 | burner spigot: I USE A BURNER HAM RADIO SO NOBODY FINDS OUT I HELP ELDERLY OPERATORS UP THE STAIRS TO PANCAKE BREAKFASTS AT THE OAKS SHOPPING CENTER |
#bay-area #breakfast #ham-radio #mountain-background #no-title-card #pancakes #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wholesome |
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8,095 | 5/18/2021 | burning balls pants: MY BALLS ARE BURNING
pants: NO WAIT THAT'S YOUAND YOUR ZIPPO/BIC
deuce: THE MORE YOU SQUIRM THELONGER THESE MARSHMALLOWSARE GOING TO TAKE
pants: THOSE ARE MY TENDERABLES
deuce: SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMAR |
deuce pants |
#balls #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fire #lord-of-the-flies #marshmallow #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
775 | 11/6/2000 | burning man pants: HELLO ??? AM I LATE FOR BURNING MAN ??? IT IS COLD
pants: THEY PROMISED FOUR AND TWENTY BLACKBIRDS
pants: THIS IS MORE LIKE FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY BLACK DICKS ALL AT ONCE (WITHOUT REMORSE OR AN OUNCE OF POLITENESS I MIGHT ADD)
|
pants |
#burning-man #pants-solo |
|
4,260 | 7/17/2010 | bus error atandt: BUS ERROR, CORNDOG DUMPED
spigot: PLEASE LIMIT YOUR BUGS TO THE STEPS REQUIRED TO KICK ME IN THE NUTS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bug-report #bus-error #corndog #dump #nuts-of-spigot #repro #urinal-background |
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3,265 | 10/11/2007 | bus pass : Spigot the Bear is ██████ ██████ a live studio audience ███████ suspected homosexuals███
spigot: SIR MY BUS PASS SEEMS TO HAVE EXPIRED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I CAN'T FIND IT
spigot: IF I COULD PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER AND IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DRIVING BY MCDONALDS |
spigot |
#bus #bus-fare #caption #mcdonalds #public-transportation #redacted-text #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #suspected-homosexuals #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,926 | 4/21/2015 | bus ticket deuce: HERE'S A FUCKING BUS TICKET SHITHEAD
pants: WELCOME TO MY CREEPY APARTMENT |
deuce pants |
#bus #bus-ticket #deja-vu #deuce-pants #sql #urinal-background |
|
8,589 | 9/23/2022 | business spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: TAKIN' CARE / OF BUSINESS :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: EVERY DAY :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: I'M / TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES: :NOTES:
deuce: FUCKING GAY
spigot: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS
spigot: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: T C B Y :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM: :ICECREAM:
deuce: STANDING ON YOUR NECK UNTIL DEAD |
#aqua-background #bachman-turner-overdrive #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #gay #murder #singing #tcby #violent-disapproval |
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5,986 | 6/20/2015 | bust out pants: IF I'M GOING TO LAM IT, I'M GOING WITH A FUCKING PACKAGE. I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE FUCKING MICKEY MAZUCCO. THE POOR PRICK ONLY HAD FIVE MINUTES TO RUN. HE ENDED UP IN SOME RAT INFESTED MOTEL DOWN IN ELVIS COUNTRY
spigot: WHAT IS THAT
deuce: ANYWHERE THERE ARE NO JEWS OR ITALIANS
spigot: I DON'T GET IT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mickey-mazucco #minecraft #minecraft-background #the-sopranos |
|
408 | 11/12/1999 | busted pants: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY
spigot: A GLORY HOLE ?!? WHAT'S THAT ?!?!? I'VE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE
atandt: HE AND I WERE JUST HUGGING AND TALKING AND HUGGING
spigot: THESE GAY MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT!!!!! NOT BEATING OFF TO
atandt: YES I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO USE THE FACILITIES
pants: I KNOW THAT'S MY NAME ON THE MAILING LABEL BUT THIS IS NOT MY ISSUE OF "HUNK"
pants: AND FURTHERMORE I AM MOST CERTAINLY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
deuce: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKO YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #deja-vu #dubious-disclaimer #glory-hole #hugs #hunk #laughing-deuce #magazine #not-gay #play #woodring-room-background |
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3,856 | 5/24/2009 | busted deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING
pants: HOLY CRAP I'M BUSTED |
deuce pants |
#busted #cocksucking #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
|
5,338 | 8/27/2013 | busy schedule spigot: 9:00-9:30 THINK ABOUT YOUR DUMB CATS
spigot: 9:30-10:00 WISH I COULD DRINK BEER WITH YOU IN A GAY PART OF TOWN
deuce: T SPIGOT AT 9:45 YOU CAN USUALLY SEE ME SUCKING DICKS IN THE FOYER |
deuce spigot |
#despair-panel #deuce-spigot #scheduling #woodring-room-background |
|
8,527 | 7/23/2022 | but pants: NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND SHOVE MY HAND INTO HOLES I FIND BUT |
#fisting #hole #minecraft-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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3,059 | 3/19/2007 | but spigot: BUT I WAS DRAGGING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL?????????? |
spigot |
#eye-injury #red-x #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,361 | 9/19/2013 | but alas deuce: I WOULD JERK OFF TO ALLEVIATE MY SORROWS BUT ALAS IT IS TOO HOT
deuce: SO INSTEAD I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE
deuce: OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT IS EVEN TOO HOT FOR THAT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #irc #jerking #mousehole #stray-dot #suicide #too-hot #too-hot-to-jerk #woodring-room-background |
|
7,640 | 2/19/2020 | but also thinking spigot: sucking ten dicks but also thinking this could have been an email |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicks #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
7,375 | 5/30/2019 | but do u pants: i beat off nightly
spigot: do you tho
pants: i do
spigot: but do u |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #ghetto-u #pants-spigot #spigot #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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4,645 | 8/30/2011 | but gosh pants: GIVING MYSELF HEAD AT WORK DURING BUSINESS HOURS
pants: MY NECK HURTS BUT GOSH I'M NEVER SITTING UP STRAIGHT AGAIN
pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN |
pants |
#autofellatio #fat-old-man #pants-solo #white-background |
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6,191 | 1/13/2016 | but i just deuce: SON OF A BITCH
pants: GO TO BED
deuce: BUT I JUST
pants: YOU HEARD ME
deuce: FINE
pants: TUCKING YOU IN |
deuce pants |
#bed #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw |
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7,013 | 6/3/2018 | but i still have to work the stage and all |
deuce pants |
#but-i #caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,197 | 1/23/2016 | but i will find out deuce: MY DICK
spigot: ALL OF OUR DICKS, I SUGGEST TO YOU
pants: HIS DICK
pants: BUT GOOD SIR I
deuce: SOME DICKS
deuce: AT LEAST ONE DICK
pants: REGARDING THE MASSIVE DICKS: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU (COMFORTABLE WITH SAYING I DON'T KNOW BUT I WILL FIND OUT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #suggesting-all-of-our #urinal-background |
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7,915 | 11/19/2020 | but if you do pants: PLEASE DON'T FUCK THE LETTUCE OR THE CABBAGE
pants: BUT IF YOU DO, USE PROTECTION |
pants |
#pants-solo #psa #woodring-field-background |
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3,548 | 7/20/2008 | but in uppercase deuce: ARE YOU E.E. CUMMINGS BUT IN UPPERCASE
atandt: LET'S CHECK
atandt: NOPE |
atandt deuce |
#drunk-deuce #e-e-cummings #poetry #uppercase #urinal-background |
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4,325 | 9/20/2010 | but my face pants: THE VIEW IS AWFUL BUT MY FACE IS STAINED WITH JIZZ
deuce: SO IT ALL EVENS OUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jizz #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,540 | 5/7/2011 | but not both deuce: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHO YOU GARK GARK GARK
spigot: FOLKS IT CAN BE A SLOPPY *******OR******* A SWALLOW BUT NOT BOTH |
deuce spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-spigot #gark #porn #sloppy #swallow #urinal-background #xor |
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7,773 | 6/30/2020 | but soft deuce: BUT SOFT! DOES SURELY MY NEWFOUND POO PRESS AGAINST MY BUMHOLE WITH GREAT ALACRITY
pants: MMM YEAH THAT'S SO UH HOT YEAH IT IS HOT |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #poo #shakespeare |
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5,003 | 9/14/2012 | but soft! deuce: WHAT FAGGOTRY
pants: THROUGH YON WINDOW BREAKS
deuce: BUT SOFT! SUCK THAT FUCKING DICK, BITCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #shakespeare #woodring-field-background |
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2,309 | 2/23/2005 | but that is your solution for everything deuce: THE BIRD'S TAPPING ITS BEAK ON THE WINDOW AGAIN
pants: FEED HIM DICK THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT |
deuce pants |
#bird #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mousehole #ornithology #woodring-room-background |
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6,146 | 11/29/2015 | but then deuce: BUT THEN HE JUST RETURNS TO THE COMIC IN A RANDOM STRIP WITH OTHERS WITH NO FANFARE, NO EXPLANATION, NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN
pants: RELEASING THE FARTS
spigot: HURRR |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants-spigot #deuce-the-resurrection #farts #meta |
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5,348 | 9/6/2013 | but then i thought better pants: I TOOK MY DONG OUT BUT THEN I THOUGHT BETTER AND TUCKED IT BACK IN THERE
pants: YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK IN LIFE
pants: HEARTS AND MINDS GENTLEMEN
pants: HEARTS AND MINDS |
pants |
#angry-panel #dong #doop #huffy-pants #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,040 | 3/24/2021 | but then when pants: RIP OFF MY HEAD, SHIT DOWN MY NECK BUT THEN WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLEASE REPLACE MY HEAD
deuce: ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #decapitation #deuce-pants #duke-nukem #filler-panel #full-metal-jacket #grammar #shit #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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7,178 | 11/15/2018 | but then!!!!!!! pants: i was totally going to suck a dick but then i saw a moth and now i'm scared |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dick #dicksucking #fear #high-res #moth #pants-solo #single-panel #suck #white-background |
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3,850 | 5/18/2009 | but what if deuce: WHAT IF I DON'T **WANT** TO LICK DICK
deuce: GLURF |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking #glurf #urinal-background |
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6,803 | 10/30/2017 | but why deuce: TOUCH IT
pants: BUT WHY
pants: WHY
deuce: DON'T ASK JUST DO
pants: BUT I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #sfw |
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8,448 | 5/5/2022 | but why tho pants: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
#deuce-pants #down-in-front #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,813 | 11/9/2017 | butt hen pants: T DEUCE WHAT'S A BUTT HEN
deuce: T PANTS WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
pants: T DEUCE WELL I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW
deuce: I'M GOING TO END THIS CONVERSATION BY CASUALLY TURNING MY HEAD AWAY NOW
pants: BUTT HEN
deuce: WHO SAID THAT !?!?!? WAS IT THE WIND ?!?!?!?!?!??!
pants: BUTT HEN (QUIETER)
deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU ?!??!?!
(pants): BUTT HEN |
deuce pants |
#butt-hen #chicken #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw #whispering |
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986 | 6/9/2001 | butter milk spigot: GAY I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS
spigot: I MEAN I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS |
spigot |
#despair-panel #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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1,913 | 12/29/2003 | butterfly effect in reverse deuce: BEAT ME OFF
pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST
deuce: NO PROMISES |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #deja-vu #deuce-pants #handjob #hostage #woodring-field-background |
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2,325 | 3/11/2005 | butterfly soup deuce: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
pants: BUTTERFLY SOUP
pants: THE DAMN THINGS WON'T HOLD STILL
pants: FURTHERMORE I CAN'T GET THEM CANNED |
deuce pants |
#butterfly #cunt #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #insect-eating #plant #silence-of-the-lambs #woodring-field-background |
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6,845 | 12/10/2017 | butternut squash soup deuce: BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP $10
deuce: I'M NOT EATING AT LEAST TWO OF THOSE WORDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #food #frog #frog-tips #sfw #smouldering-crater #somber-deuce #soup #woodring-field-background-2 |
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5,104 | 1/4/2013 | buy him a pony pants: BUY ME A PONY
pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY
pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #pony #repetition #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,127 | 11/1/2001 | buzz dick: I'M AN AFRICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ALL STARVING AND AIDSY
dick: I'M A MEXICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! TACOS Y TOSTADAS
dick: I'M A GERMANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ARBEIT MACHT FREI
dick: I'M AN IRANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! MULLAH BIN KAFF GAG SAND
dick: HALP |
dick |
#mountain-background |
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7,867 | 10/2/2020 | buzz buzz pants: ? (DUMB GUY VOICE) I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY
deuce: ? (CONTINUING DUMB GUY VOICE) BUT YET I DO
pants: OH SHIT
deuce: ???? |
deuce pants |
#bee #deuce-pants #emoji #impersonation #white-background |
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1,440 | 9/8/2002 | buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound pants: OH GOOD THE BUZZIES
atandt: !!1
pants: OKAY THE BATS WENT AWAY
atandt: SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
pants: BOY AM I TIRED OF TYPING
deuce: GLHAGHLGAHLAG |
atandt deuce pants |
#bat #exclamation-point #flappity-bats #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,797 | 10/24/2017 | by mistake pants: HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE
deuce: NOPE
pants: WELL, OKAY |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw |
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2,693 | 3/14/2006 | by proxy spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE--
(spigot): WHAT WAS IT AGAIN
(pants): THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE
spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE
(pants): ALSO TELL THEM DJ RAPEKIT ISN'T A NAME IT'S AN OBJECT |
pants spigot |
#and-how #counter-strike #dj-rapekit #pants-spigot #whispering #woodring-room-background |
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1,609 | 2/25/2003 | by surgical means or royal decree pants: HOW ABOUT
pants: SHOW YOUR PUSSY TO THE WORLD
pants: FOR MONEY
deuce: WHAT THE ?!?!?
deuce: T PANTS I FIND THE TERM "PUSSY" OFFENSIVE
deuce: I MUCH PREFER "CUNT"
pants: T DEUCE GIRL DON'T HAVE CUNTS (ANYMORE)
pants: T DEUCE ME AND MY TEAM SEWED THEM ALL SHUT
deuce: T PANTS BY SURGICAL MEANS OR BY ROYAL DECREE
pants: T DEUCE THEY MUST MAKE DO WITH THEIR GASHES FROM NOW ON
deuce: T PANTS SHIT THAT'S SOME SERIOUS WORK
pants: T DEUCE WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT
deuce: T PANTS WHEN DID YOU DO THAT ???? I THINK YOU JUST DREAMED THIS
pants: T DEUCE SANTA CLAUS WAS BROUGHT IN FOR CONSULTING
deuce: T PANTS 10-4 |
deuce pants |
#christmas #cunt #deuce-pants #dream #drunk-deuce #gash #pussy #santa-claus #ten-four #woodring-field-background |
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1,160 | 12/4/2001 | by the end uncredited bunny: HEY MAN ARE YOU OKAY
pants: THAT MOVIE WITH AL PACINO WHERE HE YELLS A LOT |
pants |
#mountain-background |
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6,059 | 9/1/2015 | by the quart deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
deuce: AND A ONE AND A TWO AN |
deuce |
#cropped #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #drunk-panel #urinal-background |
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4,378 | 11/12/2010 | by the time you read this dick: SNEEZING SO HARD I'M GETTING DIZZY HERE PEOPLE
dick: BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS I'LL ALREADY BE GAY
dick: GUESS WHO'S NAKED
deuce: LOOK WHO'S JERKING TOO |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dizzy #gay #jerking #sneezing #urinal-background |
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8,758 | 3/11/2023 | byte order mark deuce: I'M A BYTE ORDER MARK
deuce: USE ME WISELY |
#black-background #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #programming #sfw #starbucks-background |
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1,544 | 12/21/2002 | bytes per second ozone: 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 18.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S)
deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF
ozone: WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTS GIVE BYTES/S
deuce: I'M GAY
ozone: WE KNOW
deuce: JUST CHECKING |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #gay #mousehole #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,450 | 7/14/2005 | c-colorful colorful twinkling lights atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
pants: I LOST MY LIGHTER
atandt: BOYS AND GIRLS
pants: IT'S ORANGE
atandt: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS
pants: IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW (THANKS) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #sfw #white-background |
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6,060 | 9/2/2015 | c. 1999 hustlers deuce: T PANTS THE STORE WAS OUT OF THE REGULAR BRAND OF CAT LITTER I USE SO I HAD TO GRAB THE PILE OF C. 1999 HUSTLERS AND SHRED THEM TO MAKE UP FOR IT, WRITE BACK |
deuce pants |
#bad-crop #badly-pasted-title #bonequest-hi-fi #cat-litter #cropped #deuce-pants #extra-white-space #hustler #porn #urinal-background #write-back |
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2,835 | 8/2/2006 | C.F.O.L. pants: MY CUNT IS FULL OF LADYBUGS
deuce: YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT
pants: BUT
pants: WHERE DID ALL THESE LADYBUGS COME FROM
deuce: GHALGLUAGHULAG |
deuce pants |
#99e99 #arrested-by-shield #cunt #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #ladybugs #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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9,003 | 11/11/2023 | c.g.b. spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS MY PENIS AS CRYPTO'S GOLDEN BOY |
#crypto #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ftx #penis-of-spigot #sam-bankman-fried #woodring-den-background |
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1,055 | 8/21/2001 | C.R.A.P. spigot: JOIN THE COMICS RETAILERS ARTISTS / PUBLISHERS WEBRING !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SIR THAT SPELLS "CRAP" AND HANGING UP NOW
spigot: SQUEEZING, STARING |
spigot |
#black-background #crap #spigot-solo |
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4,544 | 5/11/2011 | c'mon pants: T DEUCE GIVE ME HEAD IN THE SAUNA
deuce: UMM
pants: C'MON
deuce: HMMM |
deuce pants |
#blowjob #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sauna #urinal-background |
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7,363 | 5/18/2019 | c'mon baby let's shake it spigot: did you know indonesia is at a crossroads
spigot: it is |
spigot |
#indonesia #sailors #sfw #simpsons #spigot-solo #submarine #white-background |
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7,878 | 10/13/2020 | c'mon everybody pants: WE HAVE TO **PICK UP ALL THE LITTER** AT **THE BEACH**
pants: C'MON EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
pants: BLACK GARBAGE BAGS AND FLOPPY HATS
pants: OVERALLS AND A STICK WITH A NAIL AT THE END
pants: A HILL??????? GETTING BACK ON THE BUS TO THE DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY |
pants |
#asterisks #beach #coy-pants #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #environmentalism #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sage-background |
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4,907 | 6/6/2012 | caesar salad spigot: QUITTING JERKCITY AND WAITING TABLES
spigot: OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS MY PRICK IN YOUR FAT FACE WITH A CAESAR SALAD
pants: WE ARE PREDICTING THIRD STAGE SHUTDOWN AT ELEVEN MINUTES THIRTY-TWO SECONDS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #black-background #caesar-salad #coy-pants #huffy-pants #pants-spigot |
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8,139 | 7/1/2021 | call an audible |
deuce pants |
#alt-text #amazon #audible #deuce-pants #football #mountain-background #planning #quine #sfw #single-panel |
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8,105 | 5/28/2021 | call it a wrap pants: I HAVE SEENDEUCE'S MANCUNT
deuce: IT IS MADE OF CHEDDAR
pants: VERY UPSET
pants: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWISS
deuce: LET'S MAKE IT GOUDAAND CALL IT A WRAP |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #cheese #cunt #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,309 | 3/25/2019 | call it fagface pants: call it friendo
spigot: friendo is actually culturally insensitive, we prefer retardo (with a hard R) or fagface (with 2 long spluttery limpwristed F's) |
pants spigot |
#millennials #no-country-for-old-men #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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2,560 | 11/2/2005 | call me sally deuce: I AM A STATIC_CAST
deuce: PUNCH ME IN MY TITS AND CALL ME SALLY |
deuce |
#c #casting #comics-code #cplusplus #deuce-solo #programming #violence |
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4,701 | 11/2/2011 | call off your balls pants: THESE BALLS AREN'T SO SCARY AFTER ALL
pants: LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE AND OWWWWW GOD GET THEM OFF
pants: OWWWWW CALL OFF YOUR BALLS WHOA HEY OWWWW |
pants |
#balls #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,102 | 10/7/2001 | call the enclave pants: OKAY IT TURNS OUT DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD IS FRAUGHT WITH HEALTH RISKS AND ISSUES SO I'M GOING TO BE THE VAMPYRE THAT DRINKS DOUBLE ICED MOCHAS |
pants |
#urinal-background |
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5,954 | 5/19/2015 | calling all cars pants: SENTENCED TO FIRST TIME ANAL
deuce: CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS
pants: SON OF A DICKS |
deuce pants |
#anal #angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #first-time-anal #huffy-pants #plant #police #radio #woodring-field-background |
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612 | 5/29/2000 | calling all queers spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S A FUCKING QUEER
pants: QUEER HERE
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND I'M STILL A COMPLETE FAGGOT
spigot: THIS BETTER WEAR OFF |
pants spigot |
#faggot #pants-spigot #queer #woodring-field-background |