spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: HURRAY FOR US spigot: CHOKING QUEUE

pants: GAKKKK pants: YOUR HANDS ARE TIGHT AROUND MY FAT NECK deuce: CHOKING AND TEACHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME pants: GAKKKK MOSTLY CHOKING pants: IT IS MOSTLY ALL CHOKING deuce: SO BE IT

pants: IN LONDON THEY'RE CALLED HAEMERROIDES deuce: WHATEVER PAEDOPHILE pants: CHOMO

pants: T DEUCE I AM FAT GETTING FATTER BUT NOT AT MY FATTEST YET deuce: YOU'VE GOT A GOOD 10-15 MINUTES LEFT pants: EATING BAGELS AS FAST AS I CAN

spigot: CHOO CHOO HERE COMES THE COCK spigot: OH NO THE BRIDGE IS OUT spigot: WHERE WILL THE COCK GO spigot: OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH spigot: WAKE UP AND CHOKE IT DOWN

deuce: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] HOLES [REDACTED] deuce: IT'S YOUR HOLE deuce: YOU PICK

: It was only much later that we realized John Wayne was not a very convenient signpost, even with all the excellent navigational aids available in Heaven. spigot: CAN WE DECAPITATE THE WHALES OR IS THAT JUST CHOPPING THEM IN HALF spigot: NOT SURE WHERE THE HEAD IS

spigot: CHOPPING UP COKE WITH MY LUCKY REWARDS CARD AND SNORTING IT UP WITH MY BONUS FAMILY MINUTES

deuce: GLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGHLAGHLA DICKS spigot: IF I AM HEARING YOU RIGHT....... spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

pants: CHOWN ME pants: ANY OWNER WILL DO pants: CHMOD ME pants: 777 SO ALL CAN SAMPLE MY TALENTS, MY WARES pants: AND SO FORTH

pants: HEY I'M CHRIS HARDWICK deuce: I'M ANOTHER GUY ENTIRELY

pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY pants: SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GET THE JAWS OF LIFE FROM THE TRUCK

pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL pants: STAND DOWN MEN pants: HALGHALHGLAG

pants: `GET STARTED: BUILD AN APP ON TWITTER` pants: OW OW THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH ARE RIPPING pants: `THE PHONE NUMBER IS ALREADY ASSOCIATED WITH ANOTHER TWITTER ACCOUNT.` pants: OH CHRIST JESUS

deuce: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I'M FAT pants: S A M E

deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH????????????

spigot: I OFFICIALLY DISKLIKE DICK spigot: APRIL FOOLS HURBLE DUH deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH???????????????

pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: CHRISTMAS 2008 pants: V I S I T T H E O F F I C I A L S I T E spigot: SPIGOTTHEBEARMOVIE.COM pants: THIS FILM NOT YET RATED spigot: SONYPICTURESCLASSICS.COM/MIRAMAX/ASSETS/S/SPIGOTTHEBEAR?TRACK=84KRF84KF8J37RJ98FJR

spigot: IS ANYTHING OPEN ON CHRISTMAS BESIDES MY MOUTH????????

pants: T SPIGOT WEEDS HAVE GROWN IN MY TROUSERS pants: MAYBE YOU COULD REACH IN THERE AND TUG THEM OUT pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BONEQUEST BOYS hanford: WHERE'D THE GUY IN THE ALIEN SUIT GO

pants: T DEUCE DO WE WANT POTATOES OR YAMS FOR OUR JERKCITY CHRISTMAS deuce: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS pants: SO YAMS THEN deuce: I GUESS

pants: DOWN GO MY PANTS deuce: UP GO THE COPS pants: SAY CHUBBYBUNNY 3 TIMES WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH deuce: PASS

atandt: I SWEAR ON THE HOLY BIBLE I WILL NEVER OPEN THE CHUBBY DIRECTORY AGAIN atandt: GOD HONOR COUNTRY PEOPLE DICK PEAR'S atandt: T NEWS ADMIN PLEASE GET MORE CHUBBY ALT GROUPS AND DIRS THANKS (XOXO ATANDT)

spigot: T PANTS COULD YOU PLEASE DISABLE LOGKEEPING WHILE I VIEW THE CHUBBY MEN

pants: I'M A LIGHT BULB pants: SCREW ME IN pants: BLBLBLLBLBLBL BILL O'REILLY AND HIS CHUBBY REPUBLICAN DICK BLBLBLBL

pants: LET US PRAY TO WHATEVER'S UP THERE

spigot: CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OR LATTER DAY SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: SUHHHHHH GUHHHHHH PTH SUHH

spigot: :LOL: CHURCH SHOOTINGS pants: THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT deuce: HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING SO COMPLETELY HILARIOUS

spigot: PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS spigot: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE atandt: T SPIGOT LEAVE THE WOMENFOLK OUT OF THIS spigot: I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO MEASURE MY PROGRESS

spigot: IF :POINT-RIGHT: I :POINT-LEFT: WERE A VILLAIN spigot: I'D GO TO THE ROOFTOP BAT SIGNAL WITH A BIG OL' SHARPIE AND MAKE A SPEECH BALLOON SAYING I'M GAY spigot: WHAT??????? A GAY BATMAN TALKING OUT LOUD WITH SPECIAL WORDS THAT DRAW THEMSELVES ON CLOUDS????? THIS LITERALLY DOES NOT ADD UP spigot: THEN I'D BEAT OFF ON THE CITIZENS OF GOTHAM spigot: NOW WHO'S GAY??? I WOULD CACKLE THROUGH THE NIGHT HASHTAG THECACKLER HASHTAG U GOT CACKLED

pants: T SPIGOT CAN I GRAB YOUR HEAD AND JUST SHAKE IT AROUND pants: YOU CITY FOLK ARE ALL THE SAME pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL spigot: WHO WANTS MUFFINS

pants: I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE pants: OH GOD A BEE pants: I HATE PICNICS

spigot: IS THIS WHERE WE CAN CHAT ABOUT WEST WING deuce: I'M WORRIED ABOUT C.J.'S DAD spigot: IS MICHAEL J. FOX STILL THE MAYOR deuce: AND MY COMPLETE INABILITY TO GET AN ERECTION

pants: I COULD SEE JERKING TO CLAIRE pants: BUT ONLY IN A RESPECTFUL WAY pants: I.E. A STOIC CLOSED MOUTH JERK deuce: NO CLAIRE HERE (SNIFF) pants: AS OPPOSED TO A LOGAN JERK pants: WHICH IS NOISY, WIDE deuce: VERY SERIOUS, DIGNIFIED pants: RIGHT pants: I, SIR, AM JERKING

spigot: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM spigot: I'M WRY AND CLEVER AND I'VE GOT MY FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE NET spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE CLAMPING TONGS ON MY BALLS AND HURTING ME

pants: MY CAREER PATH IS MOSTLY TOILETS AND KEEPING THEM CLEAN, CARING FOR THEM (FEEDING THEM) spigot: DO YOU EVER CLAP THE SEAT UP AND DOWN LIKE A PAC-MAN MOUTH AND HAVE CONVERSATIONS spigot: I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M JACK MCCOY AND ATTACH TWELVE TOILETS TO STRINGS AND DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS TO THEM: WE THE JURY (CLAMP CLONK CLAMP BONK) FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY spigot: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT deuce: CAN I BE LET OUT OF THIS BOX NOW

pants: CLAP YER HANDS pants: STOMP YER FEET deuce: ASS RELATED

spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS CLAPPING AND CLAPPING AND WAITING FOR YOU TO COME ONSTAGE BUT YOU NEVER DO AND EVERYONE'S HANDS ARE HURTING spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS CAN STILL HEAR IT FROM AT&T PARK pants: TURTLENECK SWEATER, JOHN LENNON GLASSES, TED TALK LIGHTING

pants: SHAKE / SHAKE SHAKE IT LIKE A RATTLESNAKE BOOM BOOM BEATING OFF IN A ZOOM clark: PANTS, GOOD MORNING. CLARKITY CLARK HERE FROM RECRUITMENT RECRUITING HOW WE DOIN' TODAY clark: MAJORLY COOL OPPORTUNITIES IN YUBA CITY THIS WEEK TESTING H-P PRINTER DRIVERS WITH ADOBE FONTS. I SEE ON YOUR RESUME LOTS OF C ++ HOW'S YOUR C ++ clark: HOW ARE YOU WITH CYBER SECURITY? FRESNO NEEDS ADMINISTRATORS. AND SANTA ROSA'S ALWAYS WHERE IT'S AT FOR PYTHON AND PHP. CAN YOU LIFT ROUGHLY 50 POUNDS clark: CLARKITY CLARK HERE RECRUITMENT RECRUITING DID I CATCH YOU AT A GOOD TIME

deuce: EXPORT CLASSPATH=BIG:FAT:PRICKS deuce: BOFH !!!!!!! deuce: OH GOD YOU ARE REALLY POKING AND PRODDING ME deuce: MY TENDERLOINS

pants: A CLEAN WELL-LIGHTED PLACE TO POKE YOUR PRICK

spigot: THE ONLY CLEAN PLATE I HAVE IS THIS JERKCITY BOOK pants: DISHWASHER SAFE

spigot: HERE COMES SEATTLE'S FATTEST FAGGOT deuce: HURRAY spigot: DOWN IN FRONT deuce: AT YOUR SERVICE spigot: I SPILLED PISS ON MY NEW CARPET spigot: A LITTLE JIZZ WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT

deuce: hands pants 15 zucchinis to clean pants: glumly getting to work

deuce: DROP ME OFF AT THE GAY HOLE

pants: LET'S WATERPROOF OUR POCKETS AND FILL THEM WITH PISS I'M THINKING ONE OR TWO LAYERS OF BLACK GARBAGE BAGS MOLDED INTO THE POCKET WITH HOT GLUE pants: NO RESULTS FOUND FOR "DO BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES". pants: IT WAS CLEARLY A MISTAKE TO RIG ME OUT WITH WHEELS

net: I'M A PLANARIAN deuce: I AM MAKING A FINE PASTE OUT OF YOU TO FEED TO THE NEXT GENERATION OF FLOWERS

spigot: SERIOUSLY BUT WHAT OF Y3K AND Y4K!?!?!?! I'M RICHARD HART FOR C|NET AND SHE'S JAN YANIHERO FOR EVENING MAGAZINE * CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLICK BANG

spigot: CLICK MORE TO LEARN ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!IMG SRC="GAY.JPG><BODY BGCOLOR = GAYGAY>

pants: CLICK THE DICK pants: GO ON spigot: CLICK pants: OKAY NOW PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX

spigot: LEFT CLICK??? RIGHT CLICK??? OPTION CLICK??? COMMAND CLICK??? SHIFT CLICK??? DID YOU MOD THE KEYBOARD SO SHIFT AND CTRL ARE REVERSED???? ARE MY TRACKPAD TAPS REGISTERING AS CLICKS????? pants: LOOK I'M JUST spigot: IF I GO BACK WILL MY CLICK BE CANCELLED OR WILL I GET CHARGED FOR A DOUBLE CLICK pants: I REALLY DON'T spigot: DO CLICK HERE OR DO I CLICK NOW OR DO I CLICK TO CHAT WITH A LIVE REPRESENTATIVE????? pants: I JUST WANNA SAY

spigot: THE HIT MOVIE CLICK STARRING ADAM SANDLER ??????? CLICK IT OR TICKET ?????? pants: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH spigot: YOUR FONTS KERNING THE C AND L INTO A D !!!!!!!! DO YOU MEAN DICK THE DICK?????? pants: WHEN I WAS A BOY spigot: SWISHING THE FLUORIDE FOR ONE FULL MINUTE pants: JUICE ON MY CHIN

pants: KIRK SPOCK AND BONES LOOKIN' FOR SPACE PUSSY spigot: CLICK MY FACE pants: MAY I CHOOSE BETWEEN CLICKING AND DOUBLE-CLICKING pants: PLEASE

deuce: HURRRRRRRRR pants: YOU TELL HIM BOSS

spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK? spigot: SERVER: COCKS spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK? deuce: FINALLY, NOW I UNDERSTAND CLIENT-SERVER APPLICATIONS spigot: SERVER: FUCKING SHUT UP

pants: CLIMB UP HERE AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: CLIMBING CLIMBING CLIMBING pants: HURRY spigot: IS THIS A TRICK pants: NO HURRY I'M SAVING YOU A SEAT spigot: I'M NOT SURE I

deuce: RUB ME CLOCKWISE deuce: AND YOU RUB ME COUNTERCLOCKWISE deuce: THAT WAY IT WILL CANCEL OUT

pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT PUT SOME BUTTER ON IT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH SQUIRT

deuce: T SPIGOT CAN I BE FLOGGED spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE FLOGGED, CLOGGED deuce: MMMMMM spigot: CLOGGED FIRST??? OR ??? PROTOCOL ?? deuce: I DON'T THINK THE RFCS HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT deuce: THEY MUST BOTH COME ONE AFTER THE OTHER BUT I THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ORDER THEY'RE IN

spigot: CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: OVERCLOMPENSATING

spigot: CLOMPING AND STOMPING MY WAY INTO THE TOILET pants: MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T SUCK DICK IN THE HOUSE (GO OUTSIDE IN THE BUSHES IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT)

spigot: IT'S JAMES FRANCO AND JAMES FRANCO spigot: LITERALLY TWO TIMES THE FRANCO spigot: FRANCO FOLLOWED BY A BONUS FRA spigot: :PHONE: CLONK BA-DONK spigot: TEN MORE CHURCHILL MOVIES SHOULD HELP

spigot: BBW??? spigot: I'LL BBL!!!!!! spigot: CLONK BADONK

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deuce: the old schlong-clonk, you'll never trick me with that again pants: clonked in the schlong pants: please shut up

pants: CLONKING pants: BONKING pants: CLONKING AND BONKING deuce: SO CLONKING, BONKING: GOT IT

deuce: WHY ARE MY CLOROX CONTAINERS TALKING BAHLGBHLGABHLAGBHLAGBHLBAGLHABG HALLUCINATING bung: PUT THE CAPBACK ON THE BLEACH

pants: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE deuce: ZZZZZZZ pants: IT COULD ALSO BE A PAY TOILET DOWNTOWN pants: NOT SURE deuce: T PANTS PROBABLY CLOSE TO THE LATTER I'M AFRAID

pants: 9 pants: 1 pants: CLOSES FLIP PHONE

pants: BUT ALSO THE PISS IS NOT CLEAR (CLOUDY) deuce: IT'S ALSO KIND OF DARK ORANGE deuce: IT'S TRANSLUCENT AT LEAST pants: WE SHOULD SEE SOMEBODY ABOUT THAT pants: A PROFESSIONAL THIS TIME pants: NOT THE GUY WHO WAS HANGING AROUND THE REDBOX MACHINE AT SAFEWAY deuce: BUT HE SEEMED NICE deuce: ALSO A LITTLE HOMELESS pants: A GOOD PISS DOCTOR IS HARD TO FIND

pants: I'M WEARING KNICKERS AND FISHSTICKS pants: SOMEBODY CRAM ME CLOWNWISE pants: FORCE ME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE pants: WE CAN ALL SHARE THE TITLE: pants: "CLOWN PRINCE OF DICKLICKING" pants: JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A FUCKING HERO SANDWICH HERE pants: I'M WILLING TO BE A FUCKING JERKOFF pants: SHOOT ME UP WITH PRICK

spigot: IF I WERE A CLOWN I'D BE CRYING ON THE INSIDE spigot: (BECAUSE OF THE PRICKS)

spigot: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M WEARING FUNNY PANTS spigot: WOOO HOOOO I'M A CLOWN FUCKING LOOK OVER HERE spigot: I'M SPIGOT THE CLOWN WOOO HOOO LOOKS LIKE A CREAM PIE spigot: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE spigot: OKAY WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY

spigot: I'M A HONKEYTONK QUEER!!!!! ON MY WAY TO CLUB COCKALOT!!!!!!!!!! spigot: NOT FUNNY

effigy: CAN WE NOW FORM A LEGITIMATE CLUB pants: THE FANNYPACKERS pants: THE FUDGE-ENJOYERS pants: THE FOGGY DAY-O-PHILES pants: THE CAT PETTERS pants: THE LOLLYGAGGERS pants: THE GOLDBRICKERS pants: WE WHO SALUTE THE FLAG BUT DON'T STAND pants: DOING A SHITTY JOB AND GOING HOME EARLY pants: MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR MOTHER pants: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

spigot: T DEUCE MEET ME FOR A GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER deuce: T SPIGOT THAT WOULDN'T BE IN SAN FRANCISCO WOULD IT spigot: LET ME STICK MY GAY FACE OUT THE WINDOW AND CHECK spigot: HOLY spigot: HURP : spigot spigot: BONK spigot: CHRIST spigot: T DEUCE YES

spigot: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT CLUB TUG YOU HAVE TO TUG

spigot: HOLY SHIT THE MARS ROVER FOUND MORE CLUMPED-UP DIRT CLODS spigot: CAN WE GET SOME $4BILLION 100000X100000 HIGH-RES BLACK AND WHITE TIFFS OF THE DIRT CLUMPS spigot: DID THE MARS ROVER LAND IN FRESNO IS THAT WHY RADIO SIGNALS TAKE SO LONG deuce: FRESNO IS DEEP IN A GRAVITATIONAL WELL SO RADIO SIGNALS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY DELAYED

pants: YOU'RE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK !!!! YOU'RE A NUMBER 1 !!!!!!! pants: WON'T ANYONE ATROCITY ME pants: NATURE TEACHES US THAT IRAQI MEN WILL CLUSTER TO HUMP AND KISS IF LEFT UNATTENDED FOR TOO LONG

dick: YES IT SEEMS TO ME THAT DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING IS A SOUND IDEA BUT WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END UP WITH MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP?!?!! deuce: I AM DISTRIBUTING THE HURT deuce: YOUR 56-BIT FACE spigot: WHAT KIND OF AN ARCHITHG*$() dick: I HAVE REJECTED CLUSTERING IN FAVOR OF DAISY CHAINING

pants: HI THERE atandt: HEY BABY atandt: WHAT COLOR PANTIES ARE YOU WEARING pants: FOUR atandt: CMYK PANTIES? pants: D9D9D9 atandt: HOT deuce: DUDE THAT'S GREY atandt: GREY LOOKS GOOD ON HIM atandt: THO THEXY deuce: I'M GOING TO TOOL YOU BUT GOOD

atandt: T DEUCE BE MY SMOOTH BUDDY spigot: T DEUCE BE MY CO-SYSOP deuce: T ATANDT AND SPIGOT DO NOT PRESSURE ME

spigot: I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING TO COMPARE BONERS deuce: I'M HERE FOR YOU spigot: AND CONTRAST CITING SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM MY NUTS pants: WE COULD MEASURE THEM spigot: WE COULD USE A SPECIAL CHALK THAT SUCKS DICKS deuce: DOY pants: GIVE THEM CHALK OUTLINES spigot: OR MARKERS pants: ALL THE WHILE CAREFUL NOT TO POKE OUR EYES OUT deuce: MARKERS CAN'T SUCK DICK STUPID pants: OR RUN WITH THEM deuce: CHALK PROBABLY CAN DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH COAXING AND ALCOHOL IS INVOLVED pants: (PSSST DEUCE YOURE THINKING OF ME) deuce: T PANTS OH

deuce: WHAT HAPPENS IF I INJECT THIS COCAINE INTO MY DICK : PANTS STANDS BACK deuce: KABOOM

deuce: I ATE POT ROAST AND COCKBEETLE

pants: OMG COCKHENGE pants: ALL THAT SUCKING AND FUCKING

pants: JUST MOCK THE COCK deuce: GLHGALHGALHAG deuce: HOW DOES YOUR COCK LIKE TO BE MOCKED pants: WITH YOUR MOUTH deuce: I SEE pants: YOUR GODDAMN GAY MOUTH deuce: ANGRILY OR HAPPILY OR WHAT pants: TEAR IT OFF pants: BUT pants: I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU pants: YOU'RE THE DETAILS MAN pants: MAKE MAGIC, BABY deuce: I SEE

net: ARE YOU GUYS GAY net: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I COULD REALLY USE SOME COCK OVER HERE pants: I AM NOT SURE (SPINNING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO CHECK MY OWN TAG) deuce: WATCHING, WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE net: RIGHT UP ME

spigot: *PSSST* CRACKLE pants: UHHHHHHHH COCK ZOMBIE BUHHHHHH I HEAR AND OBEY HUHHHHH

pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE COCKBOT TRYOUTS lobster: UH

pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE PART OF THE COCKBOT uncredited robot: MY FACE HURTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY uncredited robot: GET YOUR GODDAMN GAY DICK OUT OF MY FACE uncredited robot: FUCK THIS PLACE pants: THE RECEPTIONIST CAN VALIDATE YOUR PARKING

pants: T COCKBOT HANG ME WITH THIS BELT UNTIL I ALMOST CHOKE TO DEATH (BUT DO NOT RELEASE ME UNTIL I SPURT) THEN REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL I USE THE STOPWORD THAT I DON'T TELL YOU uncredited robot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND deuce: LEAVE THE POOR COCKBOT ALONE pants: WELL IT PASSES THE TURING TEST pants: THAT'S ALSO WHAT DAD AND THE MAILMAN SAID

pants: HLGAHALGHLU AHGLUHGLAG deuce: BLAGHALUGAG HULBAGHAG pants: T DEUCE I WILL KONK MYSELF ON THE HEAD AND CALL MYSELF SILLY deuce: T PANTS CAN I ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY pants: T DEUCE I CANNOT SEE (COCKBLIND) deuce: T PANTS COCKFLASH

spigot: WELL COCKMOUTH.GIF WAS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED deuce: T SPIGOT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING IS A WONDERFUL THING spigot: MARKING FIXED & CLOSED

deuce: SAY IT SOFT AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE PRAYING

spigot: COCKS PEOPLE spigot: I DON'T LOG IN FOR NOTHING

spigot: COCKS AND BALLS spigot: A DUET OF PLEASURES deuce: SHUT UP