No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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5,250 | 5/31/2013 | code name deuce: "ZESTY SAUSAGE IN MEAT SAUCE" IS NOT A PARTICULARLY SAFE CODENAME |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #meat-sauce #sausage #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,074 | 9/9/2001 | code red deuce: MY NAME IS CODE RED
pants: I AM LIKING FOR YOU TO HAVE THIS INFOS !!! ME CHINESE
spigot: SQUIRP SPLORP PLOP SO MUCH FOR VIOLIN LESSONS |
deuce pants spigot |
#chinese #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
|
4,003 | 10/22/2009 | codename: analizer pants: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR |
pants |
#anal #codename #huffy-pants #pants-solo #porn #urinal-background |
|
6,697 | 7/9/2017 | codpieces and dongbutters spigot: CHRIST JESUS
pants: YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
pants: LET ME GET YOU A DRINK WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ROOFIES IN IT |
pants spigot |
#christ-jesus #date-rape #dongbutter #drink #drugs #nuggh #pants-spigot #roofies #woodring-room-background |
|
1,508 | 11/15/2002 | coffee bung: SOME GIRL WANTS A JOB AT JERKCITY
deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE HER ONE (DOING DISHES, ETC.)
dick: DON'T FORGET MAKING COFFEE
deuce: DING
deuce: WAIT
deuce: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT QUALITY ASSURANCE ENGINEERS DID |
bung deuce dick |
#bung-deuce-dick #coffee #girl #quality-assurance #sfw #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
|
7,752 | 6/9/2020 | coffee can pants: BEATING OFF INTO
pants: A COFFEE CAN BECAUSE
pants: EVERYTHING ELSE IS FULL |
pants |
#beating-off #deja-vu #educational #haiku #masturbation #mountain-background #not-actually-a-haiku #pants-solo #pbs #transparency |
|
7,556 | 11/27/2019 | coffee in the morning spigot: i don't drink coffee in the morning cause i don't want to be up all day |
spigot |
#coffee #high-res #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
2,694 | 3/15/2006 | coffee table book pants: BONEQUEST FROM THE AIR (A COFFEETABLE BOOK)
pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE SONY INTO RELEASING THE FIRST SEASON OF SPIGOT THE BEAR ON UMD
pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST!!!!!!!! OTHERWISE YOU'RE A STUPID, STUPID WHORE
deuce: WHAT THE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #hooker #huffy-pants #petition #pimp #shameless-plug #sony #spigot-the-bear #umd #whore #woodring-field-background |
|
7,051 | 7/11/2018 | coincidence |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #kitchen #nudity #urinal-background #urinalbirthdaycake |
|
2,749 | 5/10/2006 | cojhglubblhuggle spigot: GIMME A C
pants: C
spigot: GIMME AN O
pants: O
spigot: GIMME A J
pants: J
spigot: GIMME AN H
pants: H
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME A U
pants: U
spigot: GIMME A B
pants: B
spigot: GIMME A B
pants: B
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME AN H
pants: H
spigot: GIMME A U
pants: U
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME A G
pants: G
spigot: GIMME AN L
pants: L
spigot: GIMME AN E
pants: E
spigot: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL
pants: HOLD ON A MINUTE
pants: COJHGLUBBLHUGGLE!?!????
pants: WHAT YOU YOU MEAN MY TIME IS UP
pants: I PUT FOUR QUARTERS IN THE SLOT
spigot: PARK N SUCK |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cojhglubblhuggle #overlong #pants-spigot #park-n-suck #spelling |
|
3,445 | 4/8/2008 | cold dead hands pants: LOOK HOW ME SEXY
pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
pants: PRYING THE GUN FROM HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS ONLY TO REPLACE IT WITH MY DONG |
pants |
#charlton-heston #pants-solo #second-amendment #the-juice #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
1,565 | 1/11/2003 | cold fusion pants: SURELY I WILL LOSE POWER LATER
deuce: I WILL BE YOUR ALTERNATE POWER SOURCE (COLD FUSION)
deuce: T DEUCE YOU FARTING IN A TEST TUBE IS NOT COLD FUSION
deuce: T DEUCE SCREW YOU NAZI
deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU HELP MEDIATE PLZ
pants: I |
deuce pants |
#alternative-energy-source #deuce-pants #energy #farts #nazi #woodring-room-background |
|
6,149 | 12/2/2015 | cold hands deuce: MY HANDS ARE COLD
deuce: WARM THEM WITH YOUR HEART
deuce: I MEAN YOUR ENTRAILS
deuce: SO YEAH YOUR HEART |
deuce |
#airlock #deuce-solo #murder #stray-dot #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
9,115 | 3/2/2024 | cold rock a deuce effigy: RAPPER MC LYTE FILES FOR DIVORCE AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
deuce: MY TIME TO SHINE
deuce: AND SHE MET HER LAST HUSBAND ON MATCH.COM
deuce: I KNOW WHAT TO DO
deuce: I GOT THIS
deuce: CLICKS GRINDR |
#celebrity #dating #deuce-effigy #deuce-likes-black-chicks #divorce #gay #grindr #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #rap #somber-deuce #waiting-for-cyberpunk |
||
1,017 | 7/11/2001 | cold toilet water spigot: SILENTY I DUNK MY NUTS INTO THE COLD TOILET WATER HMMM URRRRR |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,368 | 2/14/2022 | cold uncaring waters spigot: 5 MINS TO 4:20 SO I BETTER FINISH MY WINE
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU JOIN ME ON THE STEPS OF THE FERRY BUILDING FOR A BIG OL' BONGHIT
pants: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE OL' "FERRY BUILDING" TRICK AGAIN
pants: SPLOOSH!!! THE COLD UNCARING WATERS OF THE BAY |
#angry-panel #bay-area #blue-background #bonghit #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #wine |
||
1,816 | 9/23/2003 | collar bomb spigot: FOLKS IF I DON'T LICK DICK THIS COLLAR BOMB'S GOING TO GO OFF!!!!
spigot: CAN YOU PLEASE PLACE YOUR COCK IN MY MOUTH?????
spigot: JUST PRETEND I'M NOT WEARING A COLLAR BOMB |
spigot |
#bomb #bonequest-hd #dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo |
|
7,278 | 2/22/2019 | collar bombs pants: all these collar bombs are making me hungry for pizza |
pants |
#bombs #hungry #mountain-background #netflix #pants-solo #pizza #sfw #single-panel |
|
2,655 | 2/4/2006 | collect them all spigot: BIRTHDAY SUIT
spigot: PANCAKES
spigot: SOME OTHER RANDOM WORD THAT'S FUNNY |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo |
|
1,007 | 6/30/2001 | college girls spigot: LOOKING FORWARD TO PLAYBOY'S GIRLS I GAVE A BLACK EYE TO AND THEN TOOK MONEY FROM |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,691 | 7/3/2017 | colonel kurtz nespresso capsule pants: WHICH PIPE IS THE ASS PIPE
spigot: I PUSHED THE BUTTON FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE BUT MAYBE IT NEEDS ANOTHER NESPRESSO CAPSULE
pants: MUMMMMMMM WHIRRRRRRRRRR DOWN THE BLOCK AND AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN UP THE RIVER TO LOOK FOR COLONEL KURTZ
spigot: WHY DID HE ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A LADY AND NOT WANT TO BE IN THE ARMY ANYMORE
pants: HE WAS VERY SENSITIVE |
pants spigot |
#apocalypse-now #army #asspipe #coffee #coy-pants #crossdressing #dirtpipe-milkshake #heart-of-darkness #mash #nespresso #pants-spigot #spigot-points #trannyvision #ts #urinal-background |
|
6,650 | 5/18/2017 | come and get 'em deuce: BONERS FOLKS: COME AND GET 'EM
pants: TOO COLD FOR BONERS
pants: NO WAIT THERE IT GOES
pants: NEVERMIND |
deuce pants |
#boners #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #folks #handjob #starbucks #urinal-background |
|
5,312 | 8/1/2013 | come and get it .(spigot): GOD / BLESS / *BLAM*
.(spigot): BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM AND SOME FOR YOU BITCHES BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
.(spigot): COME AND GET IT BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK CLICK (TOSS) BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM |
spigot |
#mass-murder #shooting #spigot-solo #thought #violence #woodring-stairs-backgound |
|
4,568 | 6/6/2011 | come back spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC
pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH
spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)
pants: COME BACK WITH MY TIP OF DICK |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #come-back #goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #stage-magic #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,407 | 12/14/2010 | come closer deuce: HELLO THERE
deuce: CAN I READ YOUR HOWTO/FAQ
pants: WELL HI
pants: YES COME CLOSER
spigot: HOT COFFEE COMING THROUGH |
deuce pants spigot |
#coffee #deuce-pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
4,167 | 4/11/2010 | come on kids spigot: COME ON KIDS EVERYONE INTO THE PORN VAN TO MEXICO
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hurble-burble #mexico #porn |
|
8,395 | 3/13/2022 | come on now spigot: DO TRANS PEOPLE JUST NOT CARE THEY'RE FUCKING UP MACHINE LEARNING |
#ai #mountain-background #qbert #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #trans #transgender #ts |
||
4,342 | 10/7/2010 | come on now pants: COME ON TUGGING YOUR SLEEVE
pants: A FABULOUS VACATION SPOT INDEED
pants: WRITING HOME ABOUT IT
pants: COME ON NOW LET'S GET IT ON AND GET IT GOING
pants: I LIKE ARRIVING FASHIONABLY LATE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS |
pants |
#cricket #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
535 | 3/14/2000 | come on world pants: BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: AND THEY'RE OFF
spigot: [LONE RANGER THEME] |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #lone-ranger #music #pants-spigot #william-tell-overture #woodring-room-background |
|
4,472 | 2/18/2011 | come out from under there pants: COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: CAN I JUST PLEASE BE GAY FROM HERE TODAY
pants: I CAN'T FIT IN THERE WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU (OH ALSO YOU I DIDN'T SEE YOU BACK THERE HI HOW'S IT GOING) |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
5,074 | 12/2/2012 | come over spigot: I'M WEARING FAT PANTS AND CHASING SKIRTS
deuce: COME OVER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
1,894 | 12/10/2003 | come over to my house deuce: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND JERK ME CRAZY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jerking #physical-comedy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,907 | 7/14/2009 | come over to my house spigot: SPACE IS NOT JUST EMPTY AIR FOLKS, IT'S A SQUISHY SOAPY SQUIRTY SPURTY FOAM AND YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE |
spigot |
#folks #science #soapy #space #spigot-solo #spurt #squirt #urinal-background |
|
3,109 | 5/8/2007 | come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to) deuce: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE NOW THAT YOU CALLED MY DICK "CRINKLY"
pants: I THINK YOU NEED TO COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR CRINKLY DICK
deuce: THAT IS JUST SO UNACCEPTABLE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
pants: JUST TUCK IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
deuce: I CAN BUT ONLY WHEN EXTREMELY FLACCID
pants: RIGHT, WHEN IT'S HARD THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT'LL HAPPEN
pants: EXCEPT WITH A HAMMER
deuce: RIGHT
pants: OR CHOMPY TEETH
deuce: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN |
deuce pants |
#chompy #crinkly #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #heaven #huffy-pants #mountain-background #weird-pants-face |
|
2,533 | 10/6/2005 | come to think of it spigot: SO I THINK HEINEKEN'S MY FAVORITE SCI-FI AUTHOR WHO'S ALSO A BEER |
spigot |
#beer #cocktober #heineken #heinlein #mountain-background #science-fiction #spigot-solo |
|
4,263 | 7/20/2010 | come to think of it spigot: COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A NUT RUB
pants: ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOLLOP OF JIZZ IN MY ESPRESSO |
pants spigot |
#coffee #espresso #jizz #mousehole #nuts #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
707 | 8/30/2000 | come with me spigot: 1010101101001010101010
spigot: COME WITH ME ON A TRANCELADELIC EXCURSIONAL ODYSSEY OF ELECTRONICA!!!!!!
spigot: BEEP
spigot: DOOP
spigot: HURRR
deuce: I'M MENSTRUATING |
deuce spigot |
#binary #deuce-spigot #dj #doop #hurr #menstruation #woodring-field-background |
|
4,418 | 12/25/2010 | come work for me spigot: I'M A BAY AREA HOOKER
deuce: THOUGHT SO
deuce: COME WORK FOR ME
spigot: I'M ALL SPURTY (12:37PM)
deuce: I CAN CURE YOU OF THAT |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #christmas #deuce-spigot #prostitute #san-francisco #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,521 | 11/28/2002 | comedy closet spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE
deuce: GET OFF ME
spigot: HI DEUCE
deuce: THIS INSTANT
spigot: QUESTION, IF I --
deuce: GRR FOAMY GRRRRR
spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN
pants: GET OUT I SAY
spigot: HONKING AND PUSHING
pants: THE COMEDY CLOSET IS FULL |
deuce pants spigot |
#comedy #comedy-closet #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #foamy #get-offa-me #honk #porn #the-deuce #uncredited-character |
|
8,927 | 8/27/2023 | comedy club spigot: WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY TO THE CHERRY PIE
spigot: HOW ARE YOU FILLING
spigot: WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY TO THE CARROT CAKE
spigot: YOU'RE DUMB AND ALSO GROSS |
#comedy #corndog-background #food #medicine #pie #sfw #spigot-solo #truth |
||
2,013 | 4/7/2004 | comedy hour spigot: OKAY LADIES AND GERMS COMEDY HOUR
spigot: I JUST FLEW IN FROM CHICAGO
spigot: BOY IS MY MOUTH TIRED
spigot: THANK YOU
deuce: I DON'T GET IT
pants: I DO
pants: I WAS THAT MOUTH |
deuce pants spigot |
#comedy #deuce-pants-spigot #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #stand-up |
|
739 | 10/1/2000 | comedy stylings of atandt atandt: RUGS NOT DRUGS
atandt: CAN YOU PREFIX THINGS WITH [OFFTOPIC] THANKS
atandt: LET LOVE OPEN THE DOOR |
atandt |
#aqua-background #atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #drugs #off-topic #on-strike #rugs #scab #sfw |
|
362 | 9/29/1999 | comet atandt: COMET
atandt: IT MAKES YOU VOMIT
atandt: SO HAVE SOME COMET
atandt: AND VOMIT
atandt: TODAY |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #comet #rhyming #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,318 | 3/4/2005 | comic sans bold 42 points, honey pants: HIM AND THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA
pants: SHUT UP
pants: NO YOU SHUT UP |
pants |
#comic-sans #pants-solo #sfw #verdana #woodring-room-background |
|
4,282 | 8/8/2010 | comin' through pants: EXCUSE ME SIRS BUT
pants: MY FRIEND IS IN A >>>WHEELCHAIR<<<
pants: COMIN' THROUGH |
dick pants |
#balls #dick-pants #mouse-cursor #urinal-background #wheelchair |
|
8,705 | 1/17/2023 | coming soon pants: LOL BONEQUEST.SUBSTACK.COM AM SERIOUS WRITER PERSON NOW
spigot: STREAM IT ON PEACOCK |
#lol #mountain-background #pants-spigot #peacock #sfw #streaming #substack #url #writing |
||
3,835 | 5/3/2009 | coming to take you away pants: NOW LET'S YOU AND ME TALK DICK
pants: PRETEND THIS IS THE MYSTERY MOUTH
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce: THE MAGICAL MYSTERY MOUTH
pants: IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY |
deuce pants |
#beatles #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mouth #urinal-background |
|
7,473 | 9/5/2019 | coming up spigot: ***sob*** why can't someone dab on them haters?????
spigot: seriously though where are all the hater dabbers
spigot: coming up: a complimentary dab from me personally to all the haters out there hating
spigot: HURRRNK
spigot: i threw my back out |
spigot |
#asterisks #dab #haters #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
|
7,423 | 7/17/2019 | commercial break pants: do you want to stand around and look bored while i try and gather enough enthusiasm to masturbate
deuce: fuck yes!!!!!
pants: we'll be right back after these messages |
deuce pants |
#advertising #comic-chat #deuce-pants #irc #masturbation #woodring-field-background |
|
1,586 | 2/1/2003 | compare, contrast spigot: COMPARE AND CONTRAST DICKS AND PRICKS
pants: MY MOUTH IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER
spigot: HOW AND WHY ARE THEY ALIKE/ DIFFERENT
spigot: CITE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM THE STALLS, TOILETS TO SUPPORT YOUR THESIS |
pants spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
852 | 1/24/2001 | comparing notes spigot: SOME DAYS I CANNOT GET UP OFF THE FLOOR
pants: OTHER DAYS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO |
pants spigot |
#gunmetal-background #sfw |
|
1,866 | 11/12/2003 | complaining about what really pants: B-BUT IF WE STRANGLE HER SLOWLY IT WILL TAKE LONGER !!! |
pants |
#choking #pants-solo #strangulation #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
6,068 | 9/10/2015 | complaint department pants: HUHHHH GET THAT THING OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS
spigot: UNCONSCIOUS GAYNESS |
pants spigot |
#gayness #minecraft-background #pants-spigot |
|
5,740 | 10/17/2014 | complaint department pants: IT'S HOT IN HERE
ozone: THEN TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF IT |
ozone pants |
#ozone-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
2,951 | 11/30/2006 | complaint department pants: ASCII CHILD PORN ????
spigot: THESE PANTS ARE LIKE A CHEAP HOTEL IN THAT THERE'S NO BALL ROOM |
pants spigot |
#ascii-art-farts #balls #grey-background #pants-spigot #porn |
|
1,425 | 8/24/2002 | complaint department spigot: TORN BETWEEN TWO BONERS
spigot: SORT OF JUST SMOOSHED
spigot: IN BETWEEN THEM
spigot: IN THE MIDDLE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
spigot: BETWEEN THEM
atandt: THAT CAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #boner #mountain-background #smoosh |
|
1,773 | 8/8/2003 | complaint department suggestion box pants: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME (CUFFED, WATCH YOUR HEAD, VAN SPEEDS AWAY) |
pants |
#abduction #complaints #pants-solo #police #woodring-den-background |
|
5,033 | 10/22/2012 | complete silence spigot: COMPLETE SILENCE
spigot: SUDDENLY A DONG RANG OUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dongs #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
2,315 | 3/1/2005 | complete this sentence spigot: YOU AND YOUR BIG SCIENCE WORDS ABOUT POO
spigot: HONKING
pants: AND THE OSCAR GOES TO |
pants spigot |
#filler-panel #honk #oscar #pants-spigot #poo #science #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
6,429 | 9/24/2016 | completely blameless pants: DON'T HATE THE WIENER HATE THE GAME (THE WIENER GAME)
deuce: THE WIENER GAME IS A PROBLEM, ADMITTEDLY
deuce: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE WIENER IS COMPLETELY BLAMELESS
pants: NOBODY IS REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #sfw #typo #urinal-background #wiener |
|
2,103 | 7/6/2004 | completely boring spigot: FOLKS IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL AT DISNEYLAND THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY BORING
bung: THE BATHROOM OVER BY BEAR COUNTRY JAMBOREE |
bung spigot |
#bathroom #bung-spigot #disney #disneyland #folks #white-background |
|
6,710 | 7/22/2017 | completely empty pants: JUST PLEASE GET UP AGAINST THE WALL WITH THE REST OF
pants: YES LIKE THAT
pants: GOOD, GOOD
pants: OKAY BRB
pants: THE PISS METHOD
pants: THIS GLASS OF PISS IF HALF EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: GULP GULP GULP
deuce: NOW IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #piss #weird-pants-face |
|
7,467 | 8/30/2019 | completely normal deuce: hey check out my dick
pants: that is a completely normal dick
deuce: dick type: STANDARD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #taxonomy #urinal-background |
|
1,265 | 3/19/2002 | completely stimulating pants: IT'S COMPLETELY STIMULATING
pants: IT REALLY IS |
pants |
#sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,832 | 10/9/2003 | completely stupid americanized version spigot: I ALSO LIKE TO ENVISION A COMPLETELY STUPID AMERICANIZED VERSION, WITH JEAN-CHARLES WEARING A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP AND BAGGY PANTS, RAPPING ABOUT BEING FRENCH |
spigot |
#americanized #hamilton #jean-charles #remake #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,480 | 5/13/2008 | complex marketplace spigot: I'M DIZZY AND WANDERING NAKED AND COLD THROUGH A COMPLEX MARKETPLACE
spigot: WHERE WAS I
spigot: BLAH BLAH POOH AND PIGLET
deuce: CAN I MEET MICKEY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disney #dizzy #drunk-deuce #winnie-the-pooh #woodring-room-background |
|
2,863 | 8/30/2006 | computer, manass : PANTS SAYS ALOUD: "TIVO, MANASS"
: PANTS FROWNS WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS
pants: TIVO! MANASS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW
deuce: YOU HAVE TO SAY COMPUTER FIRST |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #manass #star-trek #tivo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,596 | 12/7/2005 | concern about fire codes spigot: I NEED YOU ALL TO PLEASE GET OFF MY HEAD AND LEGS
spigot: WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING STUFFED IN HERE ANYWAY
spigot: CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF FIRE CODES
pants: THIS IS THE BEST WIRING CLOSET EVER |
pants spigot |
#closet #in-the-closet #pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
145 | 3/7/1999 | concerned spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT MY BLISTER................. AND TOM HANKS' BLISTER?!?!?!?!?!!?
deuce: T SPIGOT YOURS WILL NOT MAKE IT TO THE NEWSREELS
spigot: DEVELOPMENT DEALS?!?!?!?
spigot: BOSOM BLISTERS?!?!?!? LET'S GO AROUND
pants: FORK YOU !!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#blisters #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #tom-hanks #woodring-room-background |
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2,075 | 6/8/2004 | concerned about the moustache injection deuce: FUCKERS
pants: CHOKING YOU
pants: WORKING AN ANGLE
pants: HOW TO GET TO THE DICK
spigot: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE INJECTION |
deuce pants spigot |
#angle #concerned #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #moustache #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,021 | 4/15/2004 | concerned all the way around (spigot): CONCERNED ABOUT AREA 51
deuce: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY LACK OF PORNOGRAPHY
spigot: C O I N C I D E N C E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #area-51 #coincidence #concerned #deuce-spigot #porn #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,471 | 10/9/2002 | concerned women of america pants: DEAR CONCERNED WOMEN OF AMERICA,
pants: I HAVE AN AMAZING MOUTH
pants: FEEL FREE TO BACKPACK IN, CAMP OUT
pants: I PROMISE NOT TO EAT YOU
pants: BWAHAHA IDIOT WHORES* CHOMP CHOMP CHEW
: * if the phrase "idiot whores" is offensive, please substitute with "stupid bitches" |
pants |
#caption #jerkcity-presents #misogyny #mouth-of-pants #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-solo #vore #whores #woodring-room-background |
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607 | 5/24/2000 | concerns spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT THE PORN
deuce: DON'T WORRY HONEY
deuce: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT
deuce: JUST STICK YOUR HEAD IN THERE
spigot: DARK
deuce: BE QUIET
spigot: DAMP
deuce: SHUT UP
deuce: IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP THE PORN WILL NEVER COME |
deuce spigot |
#concerned #deuce-spigot #porn #shut-up #woodring-room-background |
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7,468 | 8/31/2019 | concur effigy: mmmmm
pants: gluh
effigy: concur
pants: hhhhh
effigy: I THINK WE HAVE A QUORUM |
effigy pants |
#effigy-pants #flappity-bat #hhhhh #no-fat-chicks #quorum #teal-background #weird-pants-face |
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7,925 | 11/29/2020 | concussion effigy: CONCUSSION
:: HAS LEFT THE ROOM |
effigy |
#deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #orange-background #physical-comedy #sfw #will-smith |
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6,045 | 8/18/2015 | confession time pants: I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT
pants: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
pants: BUT IT TURNED OUT AWFUL |
pants |
#blame #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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7,031 | 6/21/2018 | confused, somber silence |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dick #dicklicking #dicks #single-panel #somber #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,914 | 4/9/2015 | congratulations are in order deuce: CONGRATULATIONS FOR DOING SOMETHING USELESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,301 | 8/27/2010 | connect 1200 pants: HOW TO COMBINE BONERS AND BOOMERANGS
atandt: ANSWER: "ABORIGINE LONGSNAKE"
pants: QUESTION: "HOW DID I GET DOWN HERE AND HOW DO I GET OUT"
atandt: YOU DID NOT PHRASE THE QUESTION IN THE FORM OF A HAIKU
atandt: RING RING CONNECT 1200 |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #boner #codeine #haiku #modem #white-background |
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7,673 | 3/23/2020 | connection closed by foreign host pants: LOBBY
pants: You are in a public restroom. The floor and walls are decorated in tasteful tiles. Smells funny in here. There are stalls to the south, west and east. Hint: Type "quests" to show progress in the game. ** NEW QUEST: LEAVE THE PUBLIC BATHROOM **
pants: Connection closed by foreign host. |
pants |
#bonequest #coy-pants #mud #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #telnet |
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4,834 | 3/20/2012 | connections spigot: THESE PRIMITIVE DIGGING INSTRUMENTS LATER GAVE WAY FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGHS OF ALL TIME: THE PORN SHOVEL |
spigot |
#porn #spigot-solo |
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2,773 | 6/3/2006 | conquer bonequest itself deuce: BONEQUEST IS NOT FUNNY *AGAIN*
spigot: THE ASTERISKS REALLY *LEAP* OUT AND MAKE ME NOT CARE |
deuce spigot |
#asterisks #deuce-spigot #failed-comedy #meta #not-funny #punctuation #sfw #stereo #woodring-field-background |
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1,202 | 1/15/2002 | consenting adults deuce: WHAT CONSENTING ADULTS DO WITHIN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME IS STILL DISGUSTING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,501 | 2/19/2014 | conservation of matter doesn't apply to me spigot: I CAN'T FIT MY PANTS ON OVER ALL THIS POO
spigot: GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW I TOOK SUCH A BIG CRAP ALL OVER MYSELF
spigot: CONSERVATION OF MATTER DOESN'T APPLY TO ME |
spigot |
#physics #poo #shat-myself #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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5,932 | 4/27/2015 | considered and rejected deuce: AHEM PAY ATTENTION TO THE DUCKLING BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN FROM NOW ON (FOOTSTEPS, OPEN DOOR, SLAM DOOR, MUCH QUIETER FOOTSTEPS FADING TO SILENCE)
pants: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BALLS
deuce: CONSIDERED AND REJECTED: BALLS DO NOT QUACK
pants: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT (WAGGLING EYEBROWS)
deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #duck #eyebrows-of-pants #urinal-background |
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4,317 | 9/12/2010 | consolation prize deuce: CAN I HAVE HEAD AT LEAST
spigot: UH |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,395 | 11/30/2010 | conspiracy dong spigot: I'M THE CONSPIRACY DONG
spigot: HURTS TO TALK |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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5,718 | 9/25/2014 | const cock spigot: CONST COCK
spigot: THAT'S SHORT FOR "CONSTANTLY COCK"
spigot: I AM FUCKING TALKING TO YOU PEOPLE |
spigot |
#c #cock #programming #spigot-solo #teal-background |
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616 | 6/2/2000 | constantly .(spigot): DICKS
.(pants): DICKS
pants: ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING ?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I CANNOT SAY
spigot: THIS BONGHIT WILL MAKE ME FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THREE
spigot: TWO
spigot: ONE
spigot: WHO PUT A BOOT ON MY NUTS
pants: FLAPJACKS AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS BREAKFAST / BREAKFAST-RELATED FOODS |
pants spigot |
#bonghit #dicks #marijuana #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #thought #woodring-room-background |
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2,699 | 3/20/2006 | constantly battering your asshole net: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: THERE ARE DICKS CONSTANTLY BATTERING YOUR ASSHOLE
deuce: SO TRUE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicks #forrest-gump #hole #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
8,792 | 4/14/2023 | constructive criticism deuce: CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
pants: SURE
deuce: SUCK A COCK |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
||
1,210 | 1/23/2002 | content is king spigot: JUST GET ME TO THE BEAT OFF SHIT
spigot: CONTENT IS KING
spigot: HURRRRRRRR 1998
spigot: OBTASTELESS: I TOOK A SHIT |
spigot |
#spigot #spigot-solo #usenet |
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9,181 | 5/7/2024 | content warning pants: CONTENT WARNING: THIS REPORT INVOLVES DETAILS THAT MAY BE UPSETTING TO READERS.
spigot: JUST GONNA ENJOY A QUICK BALONEY |
#food #mountain-background #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
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5,205 | 4/16/2013 | continue reading spigot: CONTINUE READING THIS SALON PREMIUM ARTICLE FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS >> |
spigot |
#nuggh #salon #sfw #spigot-solo #still-relevant #woodring-field-background |
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1,366 | 6/28/2002 | contract negotiations stalled hanford: WE ARE AN UPPERCASE CARTOON
hanford: THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE
hanford: LOOK DO YOU NEED SOMETHING I HAVE A DRIVER WAITING |
hanford |
#negotiations #pants-hanford #sfw #uppercase #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,609 | 7/25/2011 | control open apple reset .(spigot): JUST GOING TO PICTURE A COLD TOILET SEAT |
spigot |
#apple #apple-ii #spigot-solo #thought #toilet #white-background |
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2,165 | 10/3/2004 | control rod: a gay fable deuce: I AM CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM
atandt: T DEUCE I'M MADE OF BORON
deuce: T ATANDT AWESOME THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LIGHT ELEMENT SO I CAN FUCK YOU
atandt: T DEUCE SHOW ME YOUR CONTROL ROD
:: EXPOSES HIMSELF |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #caption #censored #drunk-deuce #elements #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,341 | 1/18/2022 | cookies pants: WELL MAYBE JUST DON’T VISIT WEBSITES THAT USE COOKIES THEN |
pants |
#cookies #mountain-background #pants-solo #programming #sfw #web |
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1,104 | 10/9/2001 | cookies pants: DEAR PEPPERIDGE FARM
pants: I AM WRITING TO YOU REGARDING YOUR DESSERT BLISS TREAT
pants: NAMELY THE COOKIES & CREME FLAVOR
pants: I AM NOT ABLE TO DIGEST YOUR FOODSTUFFS
pants: AT FACE VALUE THIS WOULD BE WORRYSOME |
pants |
#gunmetal-background |
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9,166 | 4/22/2024 | cookies, cakes and pies pants: WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A 3 BODY PROBLEM IT WAS A 900 PENIS PROBLEM AND THEN INSTEAD OF 900 PENISES IT WAS A COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES PROBLEM AND WE HAD OUR OWN NETFLIX SHOW CALLED COOKIES, PIES AND CAKES AND IT WASN'T A PROBLEM AT ALL
pants: COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES RENEWED FOR SECOND SEASON, CORBIN BERNSEN TO JOIN CAST AS REGULAR |
#cake #cookies #coy-pants #food #gluttony #la-law #mountain-background #netflix #pants-solo #penis #pie #television |