spigot: ARE YOU IN COOKING SCHOOL SO YOU CAN HELP PEOPLE TAKE MORE EXPENSIVE SHITS

pants: Cut the apple into thin wedges, then cut the wedges into half-inch pieces; place in the garbage can and eat the entire bag of Ghirardelli chocolate squares.

spigot: I HAVE TO OPEN SOMETHING????? spigot: WHERE AM I GOING TO GET HOT spigot: I HAVE TO WHAT??????????

pants: DEAR EMINEM, pants: I HOPE EIGHT MILE IS BETTER THAN CROSSROADS, GLITTER pants: REALLY HOPING WE GET TO SEE MORE OF YOUR MIDDLE FINGER THIS YEAR !!! SO IS KIM SINGLE OR WHAT NOW ??? LOVE PANTS FROM JERKCITY

spigot: K O Y A A N I S Q U I R T S I spigot: how about just tits without the woman bolted on spigot: am i being detained pants: sir please roll down your window

pants: I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT GAY LIME PIE PLEASE spigot: MY FAT WANG IS COOL SITE OF THE DAY spigot: I ASSURE YOU IT IS THE FATTEST COOLEST SITE OF EVERY DAY pants: MY BIG FAT FACE AND YOUR BIG FAT FACE AND OUR BIG FAT FACES

atandt: DONGS pants: WHERE atandt: RIGHT HERE pants: COOL THANKS atandt: NO PROB pants: HLUAGHLUAGHLAUHAHLHLHAG

pants: have you forsaken me (it's okay if you have, i'm cool with that) deuce: no but God sure as fuck has pants: i'm so ashamed and horny

spigot: folks you're cordially invited to a night of black mold and asbestos and dehydration and suffocation

pants: FILE CR* pants: LS pants: LS -LA pants: FAT *.* : PANTS DUMPS CORE

deuce: SOMEONE CORK THAT SAILOR UP pants: MAKE HIM WALK THE JOHN LINE

DEUCE: MY ASS IS LEAKY DEUCE: CORKS ???!?!? PLUGS ?!?!?!?? WINE VATS ?!?!?!? PANTS: ARE YOU A BONITA BANANA

spigot: HOW MANY CORN BUGLES DO YOU THINK I CAN WEAR ON MY PENIS deuce: OBVIOUSLY JUST THE ONE spigot: I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING THEY'RE STACKABLE

deuce: CORNHOLING IS AGAME PEOPLE PLAY spigot: WHAT ABOUT CORN >>>>> DOGGING <<<<< ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES:SEVENTY SIX / FAT / PRICKSIN YOUR FACE / TODAY:MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES:

deuce: IT IS MY LEARNED OPINION THAT CORNERSTONE IS PERHAPS THE WORST INFOCOM TEXT ADVENTURE EVER CREATED

pants: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN YOU WERE GONNA GET ME deuce: BUSY pants: CORNERING YOU, FORCING YOU TO JACK ME OFF deuce: NOT POSSIBLE, WE'RE ON DIFFERENT PLANETS NOW

spigot: "DON'T LOAD UP ON BREAD" :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: NICE """ADVICE"""" spigot: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO LOAD UP ON CORPORATE CONSUMER CONSUMPTION CULTURE pants: BUT IT'S DELICIOUS

pants: corset waist training but for my dong pants: Editors' Note: This post has been corrected to remove phrasing that was copied from Wikipedia.

spigot: did xkcd ever figure out the cosine of the {{{heart}}} or did he get aids from a million bleeding aids dicks

deuce: t pants let's start doing a board game night deuce: but we'll play nothing but Cosmic Encounter and then engage in a murder-suicide pact pants: are you ready to butthole deuce: is the verb to butthole transitive or intransitive deuce: I'll wait for the answer right here pants: we'll be right back after these messages pants: and we're back

deuce: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK PICKING COTTON pants: XDVXFDFH

pants: GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK COUGH IT'S OVER

deuce: I LIKE COUGHING, APPARENTLY pants: IT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE pants: AND HOW OTHERS AROUND YOU KNOW pants: TOILET PISS

deuce: NTMU BB pants: SHOW FEET

pants: IS THIS THE END OF DEUCE'S SHITS deuce: COULD BE

spigot: HIDING UNDER THE DESK IN THE CAFETERIA pants: CALL SECURITY spigot: COULD USE EXTENSION CORD

pants: who wants to choke on some unspecified object deuce: could we request a clarification re: unspecified object pants: rather not deuce: I see pants: it's a surprise

spigot: COULD YOU ALL PLEASE RESIZE YOUR MOUTHS LIKE SO: spigot: <-----------> spigot: OKAY SUPER

deuce: COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR pants: ? deuce: COULD YOU SUCK ON MY LITTLE TINY PENCIL DICK pants: I CAN BE THERE IN 40 MINS, 30 IF I DON'T SHOWER deuce: I DON'T THINK A SHOWER IS NECESSARY SINCE I'M JUST GOING TO JIZZ ALL OVER YOU AND THEREBY MAKE YOU DIRTY pants: K

deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE

pants: BUT IF YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW, PLEASE MAKE A DONATION pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: WORD UP spigot: COULD YOU PLEASE NOT STARE AT ME WHILE I JERK THANKS

pants: HELLO deuce: HI pants: I'M HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER deuce: A LITTLE LESS SHOUTING PLEASE pants: I WAS SHOUTING BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: LIKE I SAID deuce: DOES ANYONE ELSE TOO??? deuce: ANYONE?????? pants: COUNT ME TWICE

deuce: 4 deuce: 3 deuce: 2 deuce: 1 deuce: HONK

pants: IF WE'RE ALL SETTLED I CAN BEGIN THE CUM COUNTDOWN pants: ** SPLORK **

pants: CHANGES ARE IN THE WIND FOR FULL-SIZE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE OWNERS

atandt: WHICH ONE AM I AGAIN atandt: CLOCKWISE OR THE OTHER deuce: LOOK AT YOUR TATTOO

deuce: PLEASE RUB MY DICK COUNTERCLOCKWISE bung: AND IF I RUB YOU CLOCKWISE? deuce: THEN THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES deuce: CHOOSE WISELY YOUNG ONE

deuce: fabric-touching pants: leaking pants: dicklicker's holiday pants: how you want it baby pants: more of a country mouse pants: scunthorpe pants: look to your left pants: look to your right pants: money's on the bedstand now get out

deuce: DENZEL'S USING A POWERBOOK SO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS FAKE RIGHT THERE

spigot: MORALLY AND ETHICALLY OBLIGATED TO POO MY PANTS spigot: PERMISSION TO POO MY PANTS ON THE STAND spigot: EITHER DIRECTLY ON THE BIBLE OR DURING CROSS

spigot: YOUR HONOR, WEBSTER'S NEW WORLD COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY DEFINES "CHILD TRAFFICKING" AS

spigot: HURMPH GURF AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE LESS COCKS OW OW pants: MOTION DENIED pants: YOUR WITNESS spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO CALL MY MOUTH AND BALLS TO THE STAND

pants: OBJECTION OVERRULED, EAT MORE PIE spigot: I OBJECT TO HOW FAT I AM spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH pants: DICKS AND WHAT HAVE YOU spigot: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR BECAUSE ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT THE THE WALL AND ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT MY NUTS deuce: HELLO FELLOW FAGGOTS pants: WELL HI THERE

spigot: BY ANY CHANCE DID I LEAVE MY PENIS PUMP AT THE COVENSTEAD

atandt: ATTENTION SPACE TRAVELLERS pants: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ACTUALLY HAPPENED ozone: PUT ON STURDY SHOES atandt: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PARTY TOGETHER AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE TURNSTILES ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS pants: MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE NEW HOMELAND SECURITY spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH atandt: BE SURE TO TAPE CRACKS FOR EXTRA PROTECTION hanford: BUSINESS PRODUCING HAZARDOUS WASTE pants: AND IF IT MEANS PLAYING LIKE YOU DID TODAY, I'LL BE THERE EVERY DAY atandt: A MESSAGE FROM THE U.S. DEPT OF AGRICULTURE spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS

pants: WE ARE FRIENDS (JUMPING, HUGGING) deuce: T PANTS DID I MISS PART OF THE CONVERSATION pants: T DEUCE IT YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET MY WIENER CLEANER THAN IT'S NOT GAY deuce: EWW pants: FOR EXAMPLE LET'S SAY IT IS COVERED IN LINT

pants: CAN I JUST PUT MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP pants: PETITE MARSHMELLOWS PLEASE

pants: COVID TEST NEGATIVE pants: WE CAN SAFELY RESUME SPITTING IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS deuce: DID YOU TAKE IT CORRECTLY (RECTALLY) pants: I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO STAY UP THERE SO LONG deuce: AND ALSO IT HAS TO BE REPEATEDLY INSERTED IN AND PULLED OUT pants: ONLY AFTER THE 4TH HOUR

pants: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE pants: INTERRUPTING COW deuce: INTERRUP pants: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: KNOCK KNOCK pants: WHO'S THERE deuce: EXTREMELY POLITE COW pants: EXTREMELY POLITE COW WHO deuce: MOO

spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS ISN'T THE COW PALACE spigot: PLEASE POP A COCK IN MY MOUTH TO SUSPEND MY LEVEL OF DISBELIEF

pants: MAKE A COW SOUND deuce: ZZZ deuce: COCKS pants: YAY pants: MAKE A FROG SOUND deuce: PRICKS pants: NOW MAKE A HALGHULAG HLHA HLHALGHALAHLUGHAHLUGHLAUG NEVERMIND deuce: MOO pants: HAULGHULAHGLUAHULGAG I'M IN A MEETING pants: I'LL GLAHGULA LAHGLUAHUL GET BACK TO YOU deuce: QUACK pants: BLUH HUGALUGA SPLUTTER HUGALUGA

spigot: do you care if i hook up my CPAP to the blue shock mountain dew slurpee machine

deuce: HOLY GOD THEY'RE ACTUAL DICKS deuce: NOT THE FAKE DICKS LIKE YOU SEE IN THE STORES deuce: NARRATOR: DEUCE IS APPARENTLY THINKING OF CRAB MEAT

PANTS: INSERTING CRABAPPLES INTO MY ASS: FOOMP ONE DEUCE: WHERE ARE THEY GOING PANTS: FOOMP TWO DEUCE: THEY'RE JUST DISAPPEARING PANTS: FOOOOOOMP THRRRRRREEEEEEE DEUCE: THERE'S SOME KIND OF MAGICAL PORTAL IN Y-- OH THERE THEY ARE AGAIN, GROSS

pants: THE DON'T USE BAD WORDS PUPPET HOUR OF DICK deuce: YOU'RE A STRANGE FAGGOT AREN'T YOU deuce: YOU'RE A CRACK BABY pants: PLUS I EAT THINGS I FIND ON THE GROUND pants: HOOK ME UP TO MY TUBE PLEASE

spigot: CLEAR spigot: ^C spigot: ?BREAK IN 20 spigot: ]LIST spigot: 10 REM **** JERKCITY **** spigot: 20 REM ** REALLY CRANKING THE MORRISSEY ** spigot: 30 REM ** CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME ** spigot: CRACKED BY SPIGOT THE BEAR

atandt: I'M A WHITE RAPPER deuce: AWESOME atandt: A PFTFTFT PFFTFTF WONDER BREAD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY deuce: THE ***PREMIUM*** CRACKER deuce: T ATANDT GET IT

pants: CRACKS KNUCKLES spigot: WHY I OUGHTA (FARTS, FALLS)

spigot: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT ALL OVER YOUR FACE spigot: SING A SONG WITH THAT BROWN DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: FOLKS WE CAN'T ALL LICK DICK IN THE SAME CRANBERRY BOG

deuce: T PANTS I WONDER OF CRANBERRY FLAVORED VODKA WILL TURN ME INTO A COMMUNIST (RE: RED) pants: USE ME AS A MOP deuce: BUT THEN WE'LL NEVER GET ON SURVIVOR

spigot: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH spigot: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG spigot: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL spigot: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!! spigot: OR CHOPSTICK spigot: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!

spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT atandt: *69

pants: CAN I CRASH ON YOUR BALLS FOR THE NIGHT deuce: SURE BUT I WARN YOU THEY ARE SPIKEY AND STABBY AND EMIT WEIRD SOUNDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (YOU'LL HEAR LOW-FREQUENCY, METALLIC GROWLS, JUST IGNORE IT)

spigot: YAY AND MY MACHINE CRASHES AND CHOKES AND CRAWLS TO A STOP!!!!! spigot: THANKS NOTE PAD

spigot: HMMM URF HUMPING MYSELF spigot: CRASH spigot: BONK

pants: OFER pants: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BARNES & NOBLE TOILETS SHOULDN'T LEAD TO FLOATING IN SPACE!!! HOW EMBARASSING

pants: SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK AND I'LL LOOK DOWN AT YOU AND SAY, "THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH"

deuce: breasts pants: no deuce: y pants: i need advance notice next time (E_CRAWLSPACE_FULL)

pants: THAT'S THE ONLY DICK ON THIS SPACECRAFT !!!! BE CAREFUL JEAN-CHARLES deuce: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND OXYGEN pants: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK OUT THE VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO BLOW deuce: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS DICK ISN'T GOING TO JUST SUCK ITSELF pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOU BROUGHT HOME A CRAAAAAZY TALKING BIRD AND IT FLAPPED OUT THE WINDOW deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE IT GOES

deuce: MY BALLS ARE AVAILABLE UNDER THE CREATIVE COMMONS 3.0 LICENSE.

pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[A[A pants: LOOK I MIXED THE [B'S UP WITH THE [A'S deuce: ~~~~~~~ deuce: TAKE THAT pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B pants: TOPPING IT OFF deuce: IF YOU USE UP ALL THE [B WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS deuce: THEY WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO THE [C OR EVEN THE [D pants: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I'LL BE DEAD deuce: YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I PREFER TO BE CALLED A SELF-CENTERED CREEP

pants: HALGHLUAUH GULAHGULHULAG LGHLAGLHALUGLAG CREEPER GBGHLUAGBLAGUH BLABGLBGAL

spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: BLEEP BLORP spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: WE ARE THE CREW OF ALIENS DOING HJ'S spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: HELLO spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: H E L L O spigot: :LEFT-FACING_FIST::SPACE_INVADER::RIGHT-FACING_FIST: P L E A S E A P P R O A C H

spigot: CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP HYPNOTIZING ME spigot: CHIRP YOUR'RE GAY CHIRP YOU'RE GAY CHIRP GAY pants: A GAY CRICKET IN THE BIG BIG CITY spigot: FROG AND TOAD ARE FAGS

pants: I'M EATING CRICKETS AND ANTS deuce: GOOD THING BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOSE BUGS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD deuce: PANTS IS OUR LAST AND ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A NATIONAL HERO pants: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

pants: STAND BACK GOTTA BEAT OFF spigot: INCONCLUSIVE BUT I DIDN'T DO THE NEEDFUL OR THE DUE DILIGENCE pants: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH A DIET OF CRICKETS

spigot: t deuce are you going to the oakland ham cram spigot: I SAID T DEUCE ARE YOU GOING TO THE OAKLAND HAM CRAM spigot: t deuce either you're going to the oakland ham cram or the flea market at de anza college spigot: starts at 5:00am spigot: i will park and honk and honk until you come out with a blanket spigot: i might show up a little early spigot: t deuce i need a good deal on crimp connectors spigot: crimping is not easy

deuce: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA (2009) deuce: PLEASE PLACE ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE

deuce: I'M GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INNOVATION OF CRISPR TO MAKE MY BONER WORK (WHAT) (DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD) (/QUIT) (OH GOD OH GOD HOW DO I STOP THIS THING) (FUCK FUCK I CAN'T FIND THE OFF SWITCH) (COMPUTER, STOP) (COMPUTER, END) (COMPUTER, FUCK YOU) (FUCK FUCK FUCK) (CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I WAS DOING GREAT RIGHT UP TO THIS POINT AND NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW) (FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN'T I INVENT A TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHING TO TAKE THIS ALL BACK) (JESUS, JESUS, IF YOU'RE UP THERE, PLEASE READ THIS: REMOVE THIS BONEQUEST STRIP) (GOD NO) (WHAT WILL I DO NOW) (ONLY ONE THING TO DO) (SLIT WRISTS) (DEAD)

spigot: pepperidge farm mint millennials spigot: crispy gaza strips pants: uhhh yeah suck it

pants: CROP CIRCLES LOOK NEAT deuce: THEY'RE DONE BY HICKS YOU KNOW pants: BUT WAIT pants: I JUST SAW SOME FREAKS MAKING THEM deuce: OH SORRY THEN THEY'RE ALIENS pants: DO FAGS MAKE THEM? deuce: DO THEY EVER !!!!!!!

pants: PASS THE HOOKA pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH NOW YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT deuce: BUT YOU HAVE HUGE OPEN SORES ON YOUR LIPS THAT ARE OOZING pants: LET'S RELAX, KICK BACK AND SUCK A FAT-ASS DICK deuce: CRAMMING IT CROSSWISE spigot: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE AUTOMATED BEHAVIORS

pants: WELL SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT deuce: LIFTING THE DRESSOVER HER HEADBECAUSE SHE LOOKED COLD spigot: I'M ON BOARD WITHCROSS-POLLINATING MAZDASWITH HUMDINGERS

: Antarctic Circle pants: KNOCKING THE COCKS DOWN USING MY PSYCHIC POWERS (AND A CROWBAR) : 70 Biscoe, 1831 : Bellin[obscured]lsen, 1820

pants: CROWDFUND MY BONER pants: BY WHICH I MEAN BEAT ME OFF pants: THERE'S NO NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THIS SORT OF THING deuce: THERE'S NOT EVEN A WEBSITE pants: YEAH ABOUT THAT UH

deuce: THIS IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS A CROWN PRINCE pants: MY LIEGE deuce: SUCK BALLS

spigot: TIME TO LISTEN TO THE BANANARAMA SONG AGAIN spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DOOT DOOT DOOT spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DIP DURP DOOP spigot: IT REALLY IS A CRUEL SUMMER

deuce: I'M A FORM OF CRYPTOCURRENCY deuce: USE ME TO PURCHASE DRUGS, ILLEGAL WEAPONS, OTHER ILLICIT MATERIALS ... deuce: ... AND ILLEGAL SERVICES SUCH AS CONTRACT KILLINGS

deuce: COCKSUCKING 101 deuce: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK deuce: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT deuce: SECOND: KISS THE DICK deuce: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME deuce: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE deuce: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT deuce: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY bung: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO

deuce: STILL NEED TO KNOW WHO SHAVED AJA pants: FIND OUT WHO HAD THE MOST TO GAIN pants: THAT WILL TELL YOU WHO SHAVED HER

deuce: LET'S PLAY CUMCATCH pants: ALL RIGHT BUT I'VE pants: OW I WASN'T READY pants: OW OW YOU'RE CHEATING pants: STOP USING STRATEGY pants: OW OW OW YOUR NETCODE SUCKS

deuce: THE CUNT BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE deuce: OR AT LEAST IT WILL AFTER MY REDESIGN

pants: :CUP_WITH_STRAW: SIPPING THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE MORE OF APISS SIPPER(AS OPPOSED TOA PISS GULPER)

: WARNING: SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED : TOP SECRET FOR EYES ONLY UNAUTHORIZED USE PROHIBITED spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT WITH BALLS NOW spigot: NEVER MIND

spigot: DOLLY MADISON FRUIT PIES HIGHLIGHTING MY UTTER GAYNESS spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE atandt: LEMME TRY THAT AGAIN atandt: CLICK spigot: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER DOES HIS TRICKS TWICE (UNLESS IT'S CUPS AND BALLS)

.(deuce): GETTING SICK AGAIN I GUESS .(deuce): PUNCHING HOOKERS .(deuce): THAT ALWAYS FIXES UP A COLD

deuce: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK ON MY COCK pants: [Y/N] deuce: CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IT DEFAULTS TO [Y] pants: WHAT'S ALSO ODD IS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUBMITTED [N] deuce: CURIOUSLY pants: AN X-FILE IF YOU WILL

deuce: ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON pants: WE CAN DO IT IN TIME TO THIS MUSIC pants: OOOMPA OOOMPA pants: I AM LEARNING A LESSON IN POLITENESS, DICKLICKING pants: ALSO PIES CURIOUSLY ENOUGH