pants: CROP CIRCLES LOOK NEAT deuce: THEY'RE DONE BY HICKS YOU KNOW pants: BUT WAIT pants: I JUST SAW SOME FREAKS MAKING THEM deuce: OH SORRY THEN THEY'RE ALIENS pants: DO FAGS MAKE THEM? deuce: DO THEY EVER !!!!!!!

pants: PASS THE HOOKA pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH NOW YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT deuce: BUT YOU HAVE HUGE OPEN SORES ON YOUR LIPS THAT ARE OOZING pants: LET'S RELAX, KICK BACK AND SUCK A FAT-ASS DICK deuce: CRAMMING IT CROSSWISE spigot: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE AUTOMATED BEHAVIORS

pants: WELL SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT deuce: LIFTING THE DRESSOVER HER HEADBECAUSE SHE LOOKED COLD spigot: I'M ON BOARD WITHCROSS-POLLINATING MAZDASWITH HUMDINGERS

: Antarctic Circle pants: KNOCKING THE COCKS DOWN USING MY PSYCHIC POWERS (AND A CROWBAR) : 70 Biscoe, 1831 : Bellin[obscured]lsen, 1820

pants: CROWDFUND MY BONER pants: BY WHICH I MEAN BEAT ME OFF pants: THERE'S NO NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THIS SORT OF THING deuce: THERE'S NOT EVEN A WEBSITE pants: YEAH ABOUT THAT UH

deuce: THIS IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS A CROWN PRINCE pants: MY LIEGE deuce: SUCK BALLS

spigot: TIME TO LISTEN TO THE BANANARAMA SONG AGAIN spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DOOT DOOT DOOT spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DIP DURP DOOP spigot: IT REALLY IS A CRUEL SUMMER

deuce: I'M A FORM OF CRYPTOCURRENCY deuce: USE ME TO PURCHASE DRUGS, ILLEGAL WEAPONS, OTHER ILLICIT MATERIALS ... deuce: ... AND ILLEGAL SERVICES SUCH AS CONTRACT KILLINGS

deuce: COCKSUCKING 101 deuce: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK deuce: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT deuce: SECOND: KISS THE DICK deuce: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME deuce: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE deuce: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT deuce: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY bung: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO

deuce: STILL NEED TO KNOW WHO SHAVED AJA pants: FIND OUT WHO HAD THE MOST TO GAIN pants: THAT WILL TELL YOU WHO SHAVED HER

deuce: LET'S PLAY CUMCATCH pants: ALL RIGHT BUT I'VE pants: OW I WASN'T READY pants: OW OW YOU'RE CHEATING pants: STOP USING STRATEGY pants: OW OW OW YOUR NETCODE SUCKS

deuce: THE CUNT BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE deuce: OR AT LEAST IT WILL AFTER MY REDESIGN

pants: :CUP_WITH_STRAW: SIPPING THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE MORE OF APISS SIPPER(AS OPPOSED TOA PISS GULPER)

: WARNING: SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED : TOP SECRET FOR EYES ONLY UNAUTHORIZED USE PROHIBITED spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT WITH BALLS NOW spigot: NEVER MIND

spigot: DOLLY MADISON FRUIT PIES HIGHLIGHTING MY UTTER GAYNESS spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE atandt: LEMME TRY THAT AGAIN atandt: CLICK spigot: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER DOES HIS TRICKS TWICE (UNLESS IT'S CUPS AND BALLS)

.(deuce): GETTING SICK AGAIN I GUESS .(deuce): PUNCHING HOOKERS .(deuce): THAT ALWAYS FIXES UP A COLD

deuce: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK ON MY COCK pants: [Y/N] deuce: CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IT DEFAULTS TO [Y] pants: WHAT'S ALSO ODD IS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUBMITTED [N] deuce: CURIOUSLY pants: AN X-FILE IF YOU WILL

deuce: ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON pants: WE CAN DO IT IN TIME TO THIS MUSIC pants: OOOMPA OOOMPA pants: I AM LEARNING A LESSON IN POLITENESS, DICKLICKING pants: ALSO PIES CURIOUSLY ENOUGH

pants: THE CURSOR LIES deuce: COMPUTERS ARE AMAZING

spigot: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!! spigot: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!! spigot: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!! spigot: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES) spigot: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!" spigot: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK***** spigot: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG deuce: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN

pants: I HATE THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON) net: WHEN YOU GET IRRATIONAL, I GET STIFF pants: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE pants: UH deuce: POO-KABOB pants: DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER pants: OK HOLD ON atandt: FUCKING READ FROM THE SCRIPT pants: I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH THE EASTERN EUROPEAN SITUATION deuce: GLAHGLAGH atandt: THIS ISN'T EVENING AT THE IMPROV

deuce: I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE TIME, FOLKS: deuce: SPINDERELLA, CUT IT UP ONE TIME

spigot: WAITER!!!!! REALITY CHECK OVER HERE!!!!!!! FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THANKS FOR SHARING!!! A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK AND STUFF IT INTO MY MOUTH AND KICK ME DOWN THE WATERSLIDE

spigot: after he splorks on your face let's cut to the dog covering his eyes with his paws

net: CUT TO SHOT FROM JUST UNDER TOILET RIM, A PAIR OF BIG DANGLY BALLS SWAYING GENTLY

pants: 1. [] A HOLE CUT IN SOMETHING FOR DECORATION OR TO ALLOW THE INSERTION OF SOMETHING ELSE.

spigot: I'M A CYBER_AD spigot: WHICH; spigot: MAKES_NO spigot: FUCKING SENSE

pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY deuce: N pants: NEED A HUG deuce: YYY pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG deuce: YN

(pants): T SPIGOT I AM SO SORRY (RE: COCKS, FACE) spigot: THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: T DEUCE NOW LET'S HAVE CYBERSEX deuce: T PANTS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

spigot: FOLKS I THINK CYBERSPACE NEEDS AN OFFICIAL FLAG AND SONG AND BIRD AND FLOWER!!!!!!! spigot: STARTING A PETITION AND HANDING IT AROUND spigot: WEIGHING SUGGESTIONS AND FORMING COMMITTEES TO DISCUSS/DEBATE spigot: FLAG: PICTURE OF DOG SHIT spigot: SONG: THE DOG SHIT SONG spigot: BIRD: THE DOG SHIT BIRD????? spigot: FLOWER: LUMP OF DOG SHIT spigot: AMERICA / AMERICA

spigot: IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE spigot: BECAUSE I NEED A BJ spigot: FUCKING LAUGH

spigot: I HOPE NO ALIENS FIND OUT ABOUT MY ACTIVITIES spigot: HONK atandt: GLHBLHGLUB spigot: @$%&*(&; BLORK atandt: HURGLK%*$) spigot: CYBERFRIENDS atandt: JUST GIVE ME A TOKEN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES

pants: ATMOSPHERE: pants: BREATHABLE pants: RADIATION: pants: MINIMAL deuce: > CYCLE AIRLOCK pants: wait what no

spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF pants: WHAT spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: NO pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE spigot: CANNOT FOLLOW COHERENT THREAD FROM START TO FINISH pants: I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF spigot: SEE ME spigot: D-

pants: RUGGED, SEXY MARLBORO MEN SUCH AS MYSELF pants: STICKS LOWER LIP OUT pants: I WILL ROLL IN THEM SO I SMELL LIKE THEM (DOG LOGIC) pants: WHAT I MISS THE MOST ARE STONERS WHO USED TO HANG OUT BY THE 7-11 pants: LIVESTREAM YOURSELF EATING SNAILS pants: I'M TOTALLY GAY FOR SLEEPING IN MY BED pants: JERKMATE: IT'S FUN EXCITING AND TOTALLY CONFIDENTAL pants: WHAT ABOUT OUR D&D PODCAST ??????????????

deuce: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH DONG pants: THAT'S 4 MORE DONGS THAN HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF

spigot: BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE IN ADULT GAY DIAPERS

pants: CHOP MY HEAD OFF pants: WHY YES I WILL GO TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH YOU pants: SWOON

pants: DADDY WILL NEVER LET YOU WEAR THIS MUCH MAKEUP deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

spigot: FOLKS WHY AREN'T WE TURNINA spigot: ASDJF9B TURNING A spigot: SOMETIMES THE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY THEY'RE SLIPPERY

spigot: . . . . . AND . . . . . . spigot: PISS HOSES pants: PRINT THAT pants: DAGUERREOTYPE THAT SHIT

pants: YOU THERE pants: GOD BLESS YOU FOR VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA pants: THERE IS NO HIGHER PURPOSE (NO GREATER LOVE) atandt: COCK ZOMBIE ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT

deuce: NAZI MEMORABILIA deuce: T PANTS I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC PLACE pants: [44$ deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT

deuce: AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE NO EXTERNAL GENITALIA TO SPEAK OF deuce: HOW DO I KEEP PANTS INTERESTED, YOU ASK? deuce: THREE WORDS: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS : malamika akiri&#285;o

deuce: DANCE FOR ME pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately

deuce: EVERYONE'S CLOTHES BACK ON pants: DANCE HALL DAYS deuce: CLOTHES ON FIRST pants: WE WERE pants: COOL pants: WITH pants: CHRIST deuce: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR THAT YOU WOULD ONLY WANG CHUNG WHILE CLOTHED pants: C'MON BABY

spigot: WINGDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: i challenge you to a dance-off deuce: forfeit

pants: WHEN DOES THE DANCE PARTY START deuce: IT IS ALREADY ON SIR pants: I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BEATS

spigot: ANY UPDATES ON WHAT THE DANCING HAMSTERS ARE UP TO spigot: CAUSE MY MONEY'S ON DANCING AND BEING ADORABLE spigot: ACTUALLY MY MOM'S MONEY

spigot: HOO HEY spigot: LOOK AT ME spigot: DANCING MAKES THE PRICKS GO AWAY spigot: HOO DOO spigot: BONK pants: GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN

spigot: T PANTS I'M FLYING INTO THE DANGER ZONE pants: HEAVEN FORBID spigot: T PANTS BOMP BOMP DA DOMP BOMP pants: T SPIGOT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY TOP GUN spigot: EIGHT SNICKERS LATER I HAVE DIHARREA

spigot: LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS DANNY ELFMAN SOUNDTRACK RETARDED

spigot: OKAY THE CURTAIN RISES AND WE SEE A SINGLE GHOST FLOATING OVER A BATHHOUSE spigot: THEN THE GHOST TAKES OFF HIS SHEET AND HE'S REALLY A BAT (OR SOMETHING) spigot: WITH DANNY ELFMAN MUSIC spigot: THEN THERE'S LIKE A SKELETON (OR NOT) AND MORE THINGS FLOAT AND JUMP AROUND spigot: AND PUPPETS

pants: THINK ABOUT ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE SUCKED AND VISUALIZE YOURSELF GOING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN deuce: WELCOME TO DANTE'S INFERNO

pants: APPLE BABBLE pants: OH SHIT pants: I SEE YOU pants: NOW I DON'T pants: SHIT IT'S DARK pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED pants: NOT SURE WHAT pants: TRYING TO HIDE

pants: THIS STALL COULD USE SOME CURTAINS (AND A MORE NARROW GLORY HOLE) spigot: WE COULD DISGUISE IT AS A VOTING BOOTH pants: PULL THE LEVER FOR DICK spigot: KEEP PULLING IT spigot: NEARLY THERE BUH DURF NO OFFENSE BUT H. ROSS PEROT SOUNDS LIKE A STEAK SAUCE BUH HURRRRR I'M VOTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE BALLOT BOX FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD

spigot: WHAT DOES DUH STAND FOR deuce: IT STANDS FOR GHLAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLH spigot: YOU KNOW, IT REALLY REALLY DOES

spigot: CAN WE PLEASE EXCHANGE DATA, INFO RE: DICKLICKERY WAS RE: HOPING WE ALL MATURE 40+ LADIES LOOKING FOR SIMILAR SINGLES spigot: ME: BEARDED WINDBREAKER spigot: OKAY GANG: I JUST PLACED FRESH NEW LEMONY SOAP CAKES IN ALL THE URINALS AND ALL THE STALLS SO THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE

spigot: THIS DATACENTER NEEDS AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR deuce: IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T NEED MORE COCKSUCKING

spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick

spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: YOU ARE THE ONE spigot: WHETHER JERKING OFF INSIDE spigot: OR UNDER THE SUN spigot: WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE / A RECEPTACLE FOR MY PEE spigot: I'LL WATER YOU spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: THOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL LYRICS AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY A RACIST

pants: I TAUGHT MY FAT FROG TO SUCK FAT DICK pants: ANY QUESTIONS deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NO pants: MMMMMMMM DAY OLD SOMETHING

hanford: WHERE DID ALL THE ZOMBIES COME FROM pants: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAY DISCO

pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN

pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS atandt: GO FIGURE atandt: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW atandt: ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER ON THE FLOOR)

spigot: on day zero of nofap everybody spigot: and that's the tea with a side of woke yikes yolos and yeets spigot: click here to take a shit

spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS spigot: *BURK* DONE spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME

spigot: ONE QUESTION I HAVE IS IF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMPACTS COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER

pants: LICKING DICK IN COORDINATED LUNAR TIME

pants: ANAL FACTORY pants: HARDHAT REQUIRED pants: DAYS SINCE ACCIDENT: 0

spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000 spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE

atandt: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SODOMY AND NIKE

atandt: GIN, VERMOUTH AND A SUGAR CUBE TIED TO A SLOPPY, REAMED-OUT OLIVE atandt: WHAT IF WE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS atandt: WHAT IF HAVE WE NO FREE WILL atandt: HOW CAN WE KNOW pants: YOUR STALL IS READY GENTLEMEN FOLLOW ME

spigot: ENOUGH OF THIS DEADLY GAME OF CAT & MOUSE....... LET'S LICK DICK

spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape. spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard spigot: (deal with it) spigot: *** vapes ***

pants: Dear Fags, pants: It's me again. pants: Y'all are still sleeping. pants: It's like I never left or stood over you beating off. pants: Love, pants

spigot: DEAR IDIOTS!!!!! BY TAKING AWAY THE PORN ON PAPER YOU FORCE THE FREAKS TO GRAB KIDS OFF THE STREET !!!!!! spigot: I MEAN DEAR GENIUSES

pants: DEAR MADONNA, PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AGAIN spigot: CC: BRITNEY pants: BCC: BACKSTREET BOYS

spigot: DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS: PUTTING THE GIRL IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COMPUTER MAKES YOU BOTH TOTAL IDIOTS

pants: AHEM pants: WHERE'S THE PISS BUCKET pants: OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THERE pants: STOP CLOMPING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM IN A COMICAL FASHION deuce: NEVER deuce: DEATH FIRST

pants: ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT spigot: I'LL NEVER ATTEND ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE (NOT MUCH LONGER) pants: THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH GALUGHLAHGLAHLG pants: WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN GOING TO SLEEP??????? GOING TO SLEEP FOREVER pants: PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY 9 WIENERDOGS

pants: I HAVE A LUMP ON MY BREAST pants: WAIT IT'S JUST A NIPPLE pants: BASH MY HAND WITH A HAMMER LIKE IN CASINO PLEASE

spigot: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: YOU'RE NOT LEO BUSCAGLIA

pants: DEBBIE HARRY IS TRYING TO KILL ME pants: SHE'S PRETENDING TO WORK ON THE TELEPHONE LINES BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH pants: GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU BITCH

spigot: MEANWHILE THE SHAMPOO VAC IS STILL SITTING OUT spigot: IF SOMEONE COMES BY TO PUT IT AWAY, I'LL ORDER MYSELF A PIZZA AND EAT IT BEFORE YOU GET HERE spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE

net: IT'S LIKE A BIG GAY TRIATHLON net: FIRST THERE'S THE SUCKING, THEN THE HUMPING THEN THE DYING net: THE DECATHLON ALSO INCLUDES SUCH EVENTS AS VACUUMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO deuce: THIS ISN'T MICROSOFT DECATHLON FROM 1982 IS IT net: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS EVENT

spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY effigy: YES effigy: LET MY PEOPLE GO deuce: ARRRRRR

deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE pants: BE HARD WITH ME deuce: N pants: BUT WHY THO deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION pants: AH spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE

spigot: CAN I OFFER YOU ANY SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES spigot: THEY'RE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS

deuce: I AM SO FUNNY IT IS DISGUSTING deuce: IT HURTS ME (DOWN DEEP INSIDE) pants: MOST THINGS DO deuce: T PANTS HE SAID HE WAS TAKING MY TEMPERATURE BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

.(pants): GRRRRRRRRR DUH MMMMMMM HURRRRRRR BLAHGLUAG HAGLUGUHLAGHLAG MMMM DUH MMMMM HUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ WHEN'S DINNER DUHHHHHHHH MMMMMM

spigot: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS deuce: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE) pants: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5:30 THIS MORNING deuce: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR pants: YOU DON'T SAY

ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE

net: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER net: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER net: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED deuce: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY) net: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY deuce: EXCELLENT net: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN

atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE atandt: HURRRRG

pants: MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AFRICA: HUALGHULAGHLAG pants: (DICKLICKING TO DRUMBEATS) pants: HUALG HUALG UHAGULG HAGAH GLHALUUH LUGHAL UHGULA LHGAL UAGHLU AAHGA LHAL BRRRRR DRILLING NOISES BLAGUBHLABGLABG