No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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90 | 12/20/1998 | descending somehow pants: I AM DESCENDING SOMEHOW
pants: SINKING, BEING LOWERED
deuce: INTO A VAT OF DICK ???
pants: TOO DARK TO TELL (WILL SEND UPDATES)
|
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick-pit #woodring-field-background |
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8,478 | 6/4/2022 | desert deuce: NOTHING A HIGH-YIELD THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION CAN'T CURE
pants: BACK TO BEING A DESERT
spigot: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN ORDER 2 LARGE DEEP DISH PIZZAS |
#brown-background #deuce-pants-spigot #food #nuclear-weapons #pizza #sfw |
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9,278 | 8/12/2024 | desert island dicks spigot: IF YOU COULD WISH FOR THREE PEOPLE TO HAVE WITH YOU ON A DESERT ISLAND
spigot: WOULD YOU NOT FACTOR IN WHETHER THEY'D ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING UPROOTED FROM THEIR LIVES AND STUCK THERE WITH YOU
spigot: SUDDENLY EXPECTED TO DISPENSE WISDOM OR PERFORM OR BE ENGAGING IN ANY WAY
deuce: I'D CHOOSE THEM BASED ON BEING A SUPPLEMENTAL FOOD SOURCE |
#cannibalism #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #island-background #philosophy #rands-come-back #wish |
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8,719 | 1/31/2023 | desert island dongs pants: WHO WANTS A ROASTED SUCCULENT THAT I'M SURE IS NOT POISONOUS
pants: I CALL THIS A WOOD-FIRED SUCCULENT WITH SAND |
#cooking #custom-background #deuce-pants-spigot |
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9,058 | 1/5/2024 | desert planet deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET) |
#celebrity #corndog-background #deuce-solo #dune #movies #no-title-card #science-fiction #sfw |
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4,651 | 9/5/2011 | design by spigot spigot: LET'S GET WOODEN NAPKIN RINGS AND REALLY LAY THE TABLE RIGHT |
spigot |
#alphabet #design #grunt #napkin-rings #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,291 | 3/7/2019 | despite the fact spigot: and you call them licked dicks despite the fact that they are obviously grilled |
spigot |
#dicklicking #mustard-background #simpsons #spigot-solo #steamed-hams |
|
8,301 | 12/9/2021 | dessert power spigot: LIGHT YEARS ARE NOT ACTUALLY UNITS OF TIME, BUT GIRTH
spigot: VALUE-ADDED PLUS FARTS
spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: :LOLLIPOP: :CANDY: :ICECREAM: :ICE_CREAM: :CAKE: :CUPCAKE: GLK BLK PBL
spigot: CULTIVATING DESSERT POWER |
spigot |
#dessert #dune #eating #emoji #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,792 | 10/19/2017 | destination: dongs spigot: DESTINATION: DONGS
pants: CHRIST IS LORD
pants: GET IT ON
pants: TALK ME DOWN, TALK ME OFF |
pants spigot |
#boners #christ #christ-is-lord #deja-vu #pants-spigot #religion #talk-me-off #woodring-stairs-background |
|
993 | 6/16/2001 | detailed notes spigot: I KEEP DETAILED NOTES ABOUT EVERY DICK THAT'S EVER ASSAULTED ME HERE IN MY TRAPPER-KEEPER
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,308 | 5/1/2002 | detective faggot's space adventure deuce: STARCROSS
deuce: PLANETFALL
deuce: ENCHANTER
pants: DETECTIVE FAGGOT'S SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOM'S LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #enchanter #infocom #mousehole #planetfall #starcross #text-adventure #woodring-room-background |
|
3,219 | 8/26/2007 | deuce deuce: PISSING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT (AND ALSO PISS) |
deuce |
#aids #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #fatness #jerkcity-presents #piss #soiling-myself #woodring-room-background |
|
800 | 11/30/2000 | deuce and atandt show atandt: I'M COURIER
deuce: I'M LUCIDA SANS TYPEWRITER
deuce: I'M KICKING YOUR FUCKING SERIF ASS
deuce: IT'S THE DEUCE AND ATANDT SHOW
atandt: T DEUCE YOU ARE VERDANA (AND VERY READABLE)
deuce: T ATANDT YOU'RE RIGHT
deuce: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
deuce: AVENIR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ANGRY
atandt: T DEUCE ALTHOUGH YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE IMPACT
deuce: T ATANDT BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I COULDN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE
deuce: T ATANDT OH POINT TAKEN
atandt: I'M A RESUMABLE DOWNLOAD NOW |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #deucegrin #fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,672 | 2/21/2006 | deuce and his saucy balls deuce: I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH
pants: KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
deuce: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THEY'RE SAUCY
pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... SEXY |
deuce pants |
#balls #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hello-world #huffy-pants #miranda-rights #urinal-background |
|
3,015 | 2/3/2007 | deuce and pants: a love story : JE VOUS AIMERAI TOUJOURS, POUR TOUJOURS ET JAMAIS, DANS LA NUIT ET L'TERNIT, NOUS NOUS RUNIRONS DANS LE CIEL AU AMRICAIN JOHN WAYNE ET SERONS ENSEMBLE TOUJOURS -- Excerpt from PANTALON ET DEUX: UNE HISTOIRE D'AMOUR
deuce: I DISLIKE IKE
pants: IKE DISINVITES YOU FROM THE PROM
deuce: :-( |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #caption #deuce-pants #emoticon #eye-injury #french #heaven #ike #john-wayne #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
5,583 | 5/12/2014 | deuce and the case of the silverfish deuce: ALSO I FOUND A SILVERFISH EARLIER TODAY AND IT TURNS OUT THAT SILVERFISH DO *NOT* TASTE LIKE CHICKEN |
deuce |
#chicken #deuce-solo #minecraft #minecraft-background #sfw #silverfish #taste #tastes-like-chicken |
|
536 | 3/15/2000 | deuce as job deuce: I HAVE TAPED A CROSS TO MY DOOR BUT STILL THE DICKS COME POURING IN AT NIGHT
deuce: DEAR GOD HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR
deuce: I MEAN JESUS DICKS AND PRICKS GIVE ME A SIGN OR SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE JOB (PRONOUNCED J-O-B THOUGH) |
deuce |
#ass #bible #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicks #face #god #jesus #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,329 | 12/14/2007 | deuce eats the mouse cursor spigot: FELONY DICKLICKING
pants: OW MY EYE
pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT
deuce: FELONIOUS ASSAULT WITH A SPROINGING BONER
pants: OW MY OTHER EYE
deuce: NOW WE CAN TAKE HIS MONEY WITH COMPLETE ASSURANCE HE WILL NOT SEE US |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #sproing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
4,486 | 3/14/2011 | deuce explains it all deuce: LET'S REVIEW:
deuce: JERKCITY GUYS SAY DICKS = POETRY
deuce: OTHER PEOPLE SAY DICKS = CHILDISH FAGGOTS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #urinal-background |
|
1,018 | 7/12/2001 | deuce got a plant deuce: I GOT A PLANT !!!!!!!! TO MAKE MY WORK ENVIRONMENT MORE COMFORTABLE AND LESS SPARTAN !!!!!!!!!! ALSO I'M MENSTRUATING
|
deuce |
#deuce-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
782 | 11/13/2000 | deuce has a new home deuce: CHRISTNUTS, NEW ZEALAND |
deuce |
#urinal-background |
|
1,852 | 10/29/2003 | deuce has a posse : DEUCE 90 LBS
: HAS
: A
: POSSE |
deuce |
#andre-the-giant #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #posse #sfw #shepard-fairey |
|
2,703 | 3/24/2006 | deuce has a stroke spigot: WITH A HOCUS POCUS / YOU'RE IN FOCUS
spigot: YOU'RE THE STAR TODAY / HOORAY
spigot: SMILE / YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE
deuce: HURRRRRR THUMP |
deuce spigot |
#candid-camera #deuce-spigot #edited #sfw #singing |
|
1,641 | 3/29/2003 | deuce has a vegas system deuce: LET'S GO TO VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: AND MURDER WOMEN
deuce: BECAUSE GAMBLING IS FUN !!!
deuce: ALSO MURDERING WOMEN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #murder #vegas #violence #women |
|
2,855 | 8/22/2006 | deuce in orbit (part 1) deuce: I'M IN ORBIT
deuce: I DON'T LIKE IT UP HERE
deuce: THERE ARE NO BONERS IN SPACE |
deuce |
#black-background #bonequest-hd #boners #deuce-solo #space |
|
5,431 | 12/9/2013 | deuce is suddenly scared deuce: I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LICK DICK
: DEUCE IS SUDDENLY SCARED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
5,750 | 10/27/2014 | deuce juice pants: DEUCE JUICE
pants: FRESHLY-SQUEEZED DEUCE JUICE
pants: GET YOUR DEUCE JUICE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #coy-pants #deuce-juice #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #silent-character #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
3,577 | 8/18/2008 | deuce likes poo deuce: HI I LIKE POO
deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY BLACK TITS
deuce: BLBAHLABLHBAHLBAH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #poo #white-background |
|
2,029 | 4/23/2004 | deuce loses a leg deuce: I WONDER WHAT CYNDI LAUPER IS DOING RIGHT NOW |
deuce |
#cyndi-lauper #deuce-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,360 | 1/14/2008 | deuce on fire deuce: GHLGALHGAHGAHLGALHGA
deuce: SPONTANEOUSLY CATHCES FIRE BUT CONTINUES
deuce: GHHGAHAGLGHGALGHL |
deuce |
#blue-background #cocksucking-noises #deuce-solo #spontaneous-combustion |
|
1,346 | 6/8/2002 | deuce remained silent spigot: SCREW THE LIDS ON TIGHT OR THE URINE LEAKS ALL OVER THE TRUNK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #no-greytext #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
4,023 | 11/11/2009 | deuce rides deuce: I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS DICKS
pants: I'M GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF YOU
deuce: HELLS YEAH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
2,619 | 12/30/2005 | deuce sings deuce: 1 2 3 4
deuce: EVEN THOUGH I TRY / I CAN'T LET GO
deuce: SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES / CAPTURED MY SOUL
deuce: AND EVERY NIGHT / I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS
deuce: YOU'RE ALL I KNOW / I CAN'T LET GO
deuce: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF / I COULD BREATHE
deuce: "GET OFF" COULD BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS THERE |
deuce |
#cant-let-go #deuce-solo #mariah-carey #singing #what-is-wrong-with-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
6,036 | 8/9/2015 | deuce slowly realizes : DEUCE SLOWLY REALIZES THAT A GOATEE MAKES EVERYONE LOOK RETARDED |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #mutt-and-jeff |
|
3,117 | 5/16/2007 | deuce, resurrected! deuce: I AM UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO LICK THAT DICK (EYEING DICK NERVOUSLY)
deuce: WHO SAID THAT
deuce: MOTHER IS THAT YOU |
deuce |
#caption #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-solo #dicklicking #mother #woodring-room-background |
|
1,846 | 10/23/2003 | deuce's blast : DEUCE VS. THE POP-UP WINDOW: HANG OUT WITH MICKEY AND FRIENDS AT DISNEY'S BLAST. JOIN NOW.
: DEUCE MASTURBATES HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS
deuce: GUESS THAT'S DEUCE'S BLAST |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #deuces-blast #disneyland #masturbation #mickey #woodring-field-background |
|
8,698 | 1/10/2023 | deuce's butt deuce: MY BUTT HURTS FROM A LONG WALK THE OTHER DAY!!!
deuce: BECAUSE I AM A `FAT FUCKING GLAZED HAM`
deuce: :NOTES: MY MAKEFILE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD :NOTES: |
#deuce-solo #emoji #exercise #fat #fatness #makefile #red-text #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
||
8,718 | 1/30/2023 | deuce's lovense deuce: T SPIGOT MY LOVENSE IS WAITING, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR END
spigot: T DEUCE I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW ON THE HIGHWAY
spigot: IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE CARS ARE RUNNING OVER YOUR PENIS |
#deuce-spigot #eggshell-background #somber-deuce |
||
3,007 | 1/26/2007 | deuce's nuts : "I'm going to suck your fat dick and make you plow my ass," said the queerest vampyre of the lot, Count Fucking Faggot.
: -- Excerpt from Undead but Also Bi-Curious (anon.)
deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY NUTS
deuce: WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE |
deuce pants |
#bi-curious #caption #count-fucking-faggot #deuce-pants #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #photo-background #prose #uncategorized-mosaic-background #vampyre #viscera |
|
1,132 | 11/6/2001 | deuced deuce: I'M GOING TO DRILL HOLES IN YOUR SKULL AND POOR ACID IN THEM AND THEN YOU'LL BE MY SLAVE FOREVER
pants: T DEUCE IF YOU WERE A DAEMON YOU WOULD BE DEUCED
deuce: T PANTS YOU'D BE IN.PANTSD
pants: T DEUCE (CRYING NOISES) |
deuce pants |
#custom-background |
|
1,391 | 7/22/2002 | developer cds spigot: THESE DEVELOPER CD'S WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF COCKSUCKERY FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: QUICKDRAW
spigot: DRAG MANAGER
spigot: PRINTING
spigot: HOW GAY I AM
deuce: ERROR -43
spigot: PLEASE APOLOGIZE FOR DISSING THE MACINTOSH
spigot: DISSING MEANS "DISRESPECTING" IN EBONICS
spigot: EBONICS IS LIKE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
deuce: ERROR -41 |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #developers #ebonics #error #macerr #macintosh #macsbug #six-million-dollar-man #woodring-field-background |
|
7,670 | 3/20/2020 | devoid of life deuce: NORTH AMERICA IS DEVOID OF LIFE |
deuce |
#black-background #covid-19 #deuce-solo #high-res #north-america #pandemic-2 #plague-inc #sfw #webgame |
|
1,527 | 12/4/2002 | diabolical schemes deuce: USING MY HOMO-RAY ON YOU
pants: OF ALL THE DIABOLICAL SCHEMES --
pants: SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MAKING ME GAY ALL THIS TIME
pants: NORMALLY WE'D GO TO THE BATCAVE, OLD CHUM, BUT AT THIS POINT BUT THE RAY'S EFFECTS HAVE MADE THE SPACE FAR TOO CRUISY
net: LET'S GO THERE ANYWAY
deuce: W-W-WHAT |
deuce net pants |
#afraid-deuce #angry-panel #batman #be-gay-with-me #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #cruisy #dc-comics #deuce-net-pants #deucegrin #gay #homo-ray #huffy-pants #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,979 | 12/29/2006 | diagnosis: boner spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT
spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER
spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP
pants: SDALLKJJL
spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM
pants: I THINK NOT
spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING
spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF
pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK
pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #diagnosis #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #spigot-the-bear #woodring-den-background |
|
1,796 | 9/3/2003 | dial 999 spigot: MUST
spigot: REACH
spigot: RAPE WHISTLE |
spigot |
#emergency #rape #rape-whistle #spigot-solo #uk |
|
4,599 | 7/15/2011 | dial tone spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D
spigot: HELLO |
spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #black-background #crank-call #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony |
|
3,042 | 3/2/2007 | diaper fetish : orange groves and open fields
: highway in the sky
: travellers in rockets
: make me cry
: you know what to do
: forget about rehab
: -- anon.
pants: NO, SERIOUSLY, A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH
spigot: EEW
spigot: HOW DOES HE WEAR HIS FUCKING TAMPON
pants: UNDER HIS FLORAL-PATTERNED SKIRT |
pants spigot |
#caption #diaper #diaper-fetish #dj-rapekit #eye-injury #mountain-background #pants-spigot #trans #wikipedia #you-know-what-to-do |
|
2,894 | 9/30/2006 | diaper play spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY NET NANNY
spigot: I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME
spigot: I ASK NOT BECAUSE I'M SOILED |
pants spigot |
#diapers #incontinence #net-nanny #pants-spigot #soiled |
|
4,605 | 7/21/2011 | diapers under your dockers pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE JERKCITY COMING TO YOU FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND UNDER THE SINK
pants: THIS STUFF IS BOTTLED AT THE SOURCE (DIAPERS UNDER YOUR DOCKERS) BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE POWER AND THE WISDOM (FISTICUFFS ENSUE)
pants: TRY TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SAVING IT IN JPEG FORM (NOT TIFF, THAT'S TOO LARGE) AND THEN E-MAILING IT TO EVERYBODY (AS AN ATTACHMENT) |
pants |
#blue-background #diapers #dockers #funloving-nonsense #image-format #pants-solo #pants-under-the-sink #penis #sink |
|
1,351 | 6/13/2002 | dick fever atandt: I'VE GOT DICK FEVER
ozone: DOES IT APPEAR AS A RASH????
atandt: ON THE RIM OF MY MOUTH!!!
ozone: OR DO YOU JUST HAVE THE HEADACHE!?!?!?!?!
atandt: AND THE RIM OF THE BONG
ozone: YEA, VERILY
net: THE SUCKING OF COCK |
atandt net ozone |
#bong #disease #herpes #rash #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,155 | 9/23/2004 | dick for me pants: WATCH ME JERK OFF FOR CHARITY
deuce: WHICH ONE
pants: UH
pants: "DICK FOR ME" |
deuce pants |
#charity #deuce-pants #dick-for-me #dicks #masturbation #woodring-field-background |
|
801 | 12/1/2000 | dick for me (part 1 of 2) pants: WOW, DICK FOR ME
pants: THANKS GUYS
: Later that afternoon ...
pants: YOU ARE REALLY GANGING UP ON ME IN HERE
deuce: SHUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background |
|
802 | 12/2/2000 | dick for me (part 2 of 2) deuce: SHUT
pants: AUUUGH YOU PULLED THE FOOTBALL AWAY
spigot: YOU SAY SHUT BUT YOU REALLY MEAN OPEN WIDE
spigot: PLEASE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "ASIAN TITS"
pants: FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE NUTS
deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE
spigot: SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY, EH
pants: THEY STOOD STILL THIS TIME |
deuce pants spigot |
#custom-background |
|
3,190 | 7/28/2007 | dick of the shit ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE DICK OF THE SHIT
pants: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAKE UP WAKE UP |
ozone pants |
#cock-of-the-fuck #dick-of-the-shit #enclave #mousehole #not-happening #ozone-pants #repetition #wake-up #woodring-room-background |
|
7,161 | 10/29/2018 | dick pics spigot: dick pics are like boob pics but for ****her*** |
spigot |
#asterisks #dick-pics #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,313 | 3/29/2019 | dick pics to my large-screen google home hub spigot: there has got to be a way I can send dick pics to my large-screen google home hub in the kitchen while the book club is over
spigot: i'm thinkin' ken burns effect
spigot: if I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house but also I never leave the house so . . . . . . let's hurry it up women of STEM |
spigot |
#dick-pics #dicks #google-home #grey-background #ken-burns #spigot-solo #stem #women |
|
427 | 11/30/1999 | dick pit pants: YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME
pants: I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT
pants: FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN
pants: THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS
pants: I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #choking #dick-pit #dumbwaiter #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,635 | 3/23/2003 | dick poem atandt: DICKS
atandt: ANY WAY YOU SPELL IT
atandt: I LOVE 'EM
atandt: NO MATTER HOW YOU CONJUGATE IT
atandt: I LOVE DICK
atandt: NO MATTER WHICH OF THE SEVEN DWARFS YOU HAPPEN TO BE
atandt: I LOVE DICK
deuce: DUDE ARE YOU A FAG OR WHAT |
atandt deuce |
#conjugation #dick #dicks #dwarf #dwarfs #fag #fag-or-what #grammar #poetry #seven-dwarfs #snow-white #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,436 | 1/12/2011 | dick tracy was here deuce: HOLD ME
pants: I CANNOT GET MY ARMS AROUND YOU
deuce: I AM FAT YES
pants: AND I HAVE SHORT LITTLE ARMS YES
pants: YOUR PEAR-SHAPE AND MY USELESS APPENDAGES MAKE US THE PERFECT DICK TRACY BAD GUYS
deuce: HOLD ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick-tracy #fatness #hugs #pear-shape #sfw #urinal-background |
|
8,716 | 1/28/2023 | dick wolf must be spinning in his grave pants: CAN WE USE AI TO GENERATE NEW BRISCOE/CURTIS EPISODES OF LAW & ORDER
deuce: I
deuce: I, UH
deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH |
#ai #chat-gpt #coy-pants #deucegrin #dick-wolf #law-and-order #mousehole #sfw #wholesome #woodring-room-background |
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566 | 4/14/2000 | dick-like pants: CAN WE BOTH LIKE DICK
pants: THAT'S RIGHT: LIKE
pants: AS IN: WE WILL SIT AROUND AND APPRECIATE DICK
pants: (WRITE POEMS, SING SONGS, ETC.)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW SOUNDS A LITTLE QUEER TO ME
deuce: THE JOKE THERE BEING THAT ACTUALLY SUCKING, LICKING DICK, ETC. IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT
deuce: BUT SITTING AROUND AND WRITING POETRY AND SONGS ABOUT DICK IS TOTALLY GAY
deuce: APPLAUSE
pants: I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR |
deuce pants |
#analysis #applause #comedy #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay4pay #poetry #queer #straight #woodring-field-background |
|
3,605 | 9/15/2008 | dick, prick spigot: HUFFING, PUFFING
pants: I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE JACKED HIM OFF HUH
spigot: COME BACK AND LICK DICK WITH ME
spigot: I MEAN PRICK WITH ME |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #huffing #pants-spigot #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
|
589 | 5/7/2000 | dicklicking clarification deuce: I WANT CLARIFICATION ON MY DICKLICKING
pants: I AM GOING TO LICK YOUR DICK FROM 7:10 TO 7:14 AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL GUM UP THE WORKS AND TIP ME A WOODEN NICKEL WHICH I WILL PROMPTLY EAT
deuce: DONE
deuce: AND I MEAN DONE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #mousehole #nickel #stoned #woodring-stairs-background |
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818 | 12/21/2000 | dicklicking in the 21st century pants: TURN ON YOUR HEARTLIGHT
pants: LET IT SHINE WHEREVER YOU GO
pants: LET IT MAKE A HAPPY GLOW AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LET ME LICK YOUR DICK (CHORUS)
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pants |
#dicklicking #neil-diamond #pants-solo #singing #woodring-room-background |
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5,913 | 4/8/2015 | dicklicking in the data center: the final chapter |
deuce pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #picture #series |
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5,907 | 4/2/2015 | dicklicking in the datacenter |
pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #gark #no-dialog #series |
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5,910 | 4/5/2015 | dicklicking in the datacenter part ii |
pants |
#abstract #datacenter #dicklicking #no-dialog #series #single-panel |
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26 | 9/17/1998 | dicks deuce: DICKS
pants: WAS RE: DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #was-re #woodring-room-background |
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2,757 | 5/18/2006 | dicks (part 1 of 2) pants: DICKS
pants: (THEY BITE)
pants: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO CHOMP THE HEAD OFF FIRST
deuce: REALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series |
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2,758 | 5/19/2006 | dicks (part 2 of 2) pants: OF COURSE YOU'RE LEFT WITH SPURTING BLOOD
pants: FROM THE HEADLESS DICK
deuce: I SEE
pants: BUT IF YOU START AT THE BALLS END YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING BADLY BITTEN
deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series |
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6,900 | 2/3/2018 | dicks / pricks pants: A BIG DUMB BONER BEGAN TO POKE
pants: A DONG IN A BONG IN A DONG IN A BONG IN A DONG IN MY FUCKING FACE
pants: SPLUTTERY SPURT ON MY ROBERT GRAHAM SHIRT
pants: DICKS
spigot: PRICKS
spigot: DID YOU FILL UP YOUR NEW XMAS SOCKS WITH DIARRHEA ???
pants: DICKS
spigot: PRICKS
spigot: DO YOU CALL YOUR WIFE T-MOBILE BECAUSE OF HER UNLIMITED TALK ???
pants: DICKS
spigot: PRICKS
spigot: WHEN I SAY FRASIER DO YOU THINK GAYSIER???
pants: DICKS
spigot: PRICKS
spigot: DO MEN HAVE "TROUBLE" LOCATING THE CLITORIS OR DO WE MAYBE NOT CARE WHERE IT IS
pants: DICKS!!! I MEAN PRICKS!!!!
pants: BOTH????
spigot: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BASELINE
pants: I'M A REPLI ***CAN'T*** |
pants spigot |
#blade-runner #boner #bong #christmas #fashion #frasier #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #nabokov #pale-fire #pants-spigot #poetry #prose #robert-graham #white-background |
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7,010 | 5/31/2018 | dicks dicks dicks |
pants spigot |
#bonequest #dicks #pants-spigot #single-panel #urinal-background |
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5,513 | 3/3/2014 | dicks endlessly refreshing twitter deuce: ALSO DICKS
uncredited woman: OH YES, THE DICKS ARE ENDLESSLY REFRESHING TWITTER
uncredited woman: DICKS WHO WISH THEY'D BROUGHT A BOOK
uncredited woman: DICKS ABANDONING LINE ETIQUETTE AND EDGING CLOSER TO THE DOOR AND FINALLY BECOMING A DISORGANIZED MOB OF DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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5,514 | 3/4/2014 | dicks in riot gear uncredited woman: SOME OF THE DICKS LACK PROPER IDENTIFICATION
uncredited woman: DICKS IN RIOT GEAR
deuce: DICKS BEING STRANGE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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3,822 | 4/20/2009 | dicks n stuff net: DICKS N STUFF
net: STUFF'N DICKS |
net |
#dicks #net-solo #urinal-background |
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5,515 | 3/5/2014 | dicks on parade uncredited woman: DICKS ON PARADE
deuce: THE SAME DICKS OR DIFFERENT DICKS
uncredited woman: A VARIETY OF DICKS, SOME FAMILIAR AND SOME COMPLETELY NEW
uncredited woman: DICKS FROM OUT OF TOWN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #parade #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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9,297 | 8/31/2024 | dicks out deuce: WAS HARAMBE THE DUDE OR THE
pants: HE WAS THE KING WHO CUT BABIES IN HALF
pants: NOT TO SOLVE DISPUTES OR ANYTHING, HE JUST LOVED CHOPPING STUFF UP
deuce: NO THAT WAS NELSON MANDELA
pants: ON EARTH 353 SURE BUT HERE ON 354 WE [HEAD CHOPPED OFF]
deuce: WHO GAVE HIS NAME TO THE GAME MANCALA
deuce: AND MANDALAY BAY
pants: WHICH WE KNOW TODAY AS A MINT JULIP [HEAD CHOPPED OFF AGAIN] |
#alcohol #beheading #bored-pants #coy-pants #decapitation #deuce-pants #drinking #drunk-deuce #harambe #mandela-effect #mint-julep #solomon #somber-deuce #typo #violence #woodring-field-background |
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5,516 | 3/6/2014 | dicks that nobody loved uncredited woman: FOREIGN DICKS WITH STRANGE WAYS
uncredited woman: COMFORTING DICK-NEXT-DOOR TYPE DICKS
uncredited woman: EXOTIC DICKS FROM FARAWAY LANDS
deuce: DICKS THAT NOBODY LOVED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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5,517 | 3/7/2014 | dicks trying to make something of their lives uncredited woman: DICKS WITH TROUBLED PASTS
uncredited woman: DICKS WORKING THEIR WAY THROUGH COLLEGE, DICKS TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF THEIR LIVES
uncredited woman: SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED DICKS, GETTING DRESSED UP TO GO OUT TONIGHT
deuce: DICKS THAT ARE ONLY POKING AND PRODDING TO PAY FOR THEIR COLLEGE TUITION |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #dicks #understudy-of-pants |
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5,511 | 3/1/2014 | dicks waiting their turn in an orderly queue uncredited woman: A MULTITUDE OF DICKS
uncredited woman: WAITING THEIR TURN IN AN ORDERLY QUEUE
deuce: ONE OR MORE DICKS
uncredited woman: DICKS PATIENTLY CHECKING THEIR WATCHES
deuce: DICKS LOOKING AT THEIR SMARTPHONES, PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE TALKING TO FRIENDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #uncredited-character #understudy-of-pants |
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2,167 | 10/5/2004 | dicks wearing fake beards deuce: ENUMERATE THE DICKS
pants: THEY WON'T HOLD STILL!!! THEY HOP FROM THE END OF THE LINE TO THE START AND WEAR FAKE BEARDS AND I COUNT THEM TWICE
deuce: YOU NEED SOME SORT OF IBUTTON 1-WIRE SOLUTION
pants: OR A HEAVY MALLET
pants: I DRAW HAPPY FACES ON THEM BUT EVENTUALLY THEY RUB IT OFF AND A FEW HOURS LATER THEY'RE ALL HI I'M A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK
deuce: HOLD ON A SECOND I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY IPOD |
deuce pants |
#1-wire #blog #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #electrical-engineering #ibutton #ipod #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,509 | 2/27/2014 | dicks, but for uncredited woman: LIKE FLAPPY BIRD BUT FOR DICKS
deuce: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
: Notice: "pants" is out sick this week. His part will be played by his understudy
deuce: WAIT |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-solo #dicks #drunk-deuce #flappy-bird #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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5,518 | 3/8/2014 | dicks: all right then uncredited woman: DICKS
deuce: EXACTLY
uncredited woman: I'M GLAD WE AGREE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #understudy-of-pants #woodring-room-background |
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6,308 | 5/22/2016 | dicks^3 pants: DICKS^3
pants: THEY ARE PROBLEMATIC
pants: GHLUAGHLAHGAG A FOUL-TASTING MEDICINE INDEED HALUGHLAUGHLUAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,850 | 12/15/2017 | did i mention spigot: DID I MENTION I LICK DICK
spigot: LET. THAT. SINK. IN. |
spigot |
#armando #dicklicking #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,171 | 8/2/2021 | did i mention net: DID I MENTION I'M GOING TO LEARN ESPERANTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
deuce: T NET ARE YOU REALLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH |
deuce net |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-net #esperanto #green-background #meow #sfw #single-panel |
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7,195 | 12/2/2018 | did i mention??????? spigot: DID I MENTION I HAVE CHOPSTICKS FOR LEGS
spigot: THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS |
spigot |
#chopsticks-for-legs #outrageous #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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7,376 | 5/31/2019 | did i spell that right spigot: *diarrhea*
spigot: did i spell that right
spigot: fantastic |
spigot |
#diarrhea #sfw #spelling #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,741 | 5/2/2006 | did it die spigot: MY BONER'S FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN
deuce: T SPIGOT DID IT DIE
spigot: IT JUST THINKS THERE ARE MORE FAGS AND STALLS IN HEAVEN THEN HERE LOCKED AND BOUND AMONG THE MORTAL COILS OF EARTH
spigot: I.E. THE SUCKING
atandt: WETNURSE PLZ |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #deja-vu #fighting-irish-pose #grey-background #heaven #shakespeare #typo |
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5,376 | 10/10/2013 | did it die spigot: MY BONER'S FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN
deuce: T SPIGOT DID IT DIE
spigot: IT JUST THINKS THERE ARE MORE FAGS AND STALLS IN HEAVEN THEN HERE LOCKED AND BOUND AMONG THE MORTAL COILS OF EARTH
spigot: (I.E. THE SUCKING) |
deuce spigot |
#boner #death #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #heaven #shakespeare #woodring-field-background |
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8,167 | 7/29/2021 | did not spigot: DID YOU MEAN: BONNER FARM
spigot: NO I DID NOT |
spigot |
#blue-background #boner #cornflower-background #did-you-mean #filler-panel #wang-chung |
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5,289 | 7/9/2013 | did or did you not spigot: FOLKS IS THERE ANYTHING MORE BORING THAN A CHEERLEADER
spigot: I AM CHOKING YOU WITH YOUR PLAID SKIRT
spigot: T PANTS YOU DID OR DID NOT TAPE FELICITY |
pants spigot |
#cheerleader #felicity #folks #pants-spigot #porn #woodring-field-background |
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4,644 | 8/29/2011 | did we get it right pants: DID WE GET IT RIGHT
net: I THINK SO
pants: GREAT - THAT'S ONE FOR THE GODDAMN BOOKS THEN
pants: FORWARD MARRRRRRRRCH |
net pants |
#net-pants #sfw #white-background |
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3,212 | 8/19/2007 | did you fall in love deuce: DID YOU FALL IN LOVE
spigot: I FELL IN THE JOHN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #grabass #love #mousehole #rare-expression #sfw #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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8,996 | 11/4/2023 | did you know spigot: I'LL BET THE BANANAS SOMETIMES DID DIARRHEA IN THEIR PAJAMAS
spigot: DO FOLKS KNOW IF YOU CHOP OFF A PENIS YOU CAN STILL SUCK IT
spigot: IT DOESN'T MAGICALLY REDUCE ITS POWERS
spigot: WE CAN STILL SERVE THIS |
#bananas-in-pajamas #diarrhea #folks #genital-mutilation #gross #magic #no-title-card #penis #purple-background #purpureus-background #spigot-solo |
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2,387 | 5/12/2005 | did you know deuce: I'M NOT SEXIST IT'S JUST THAT ALL WOMEN ARE INFERIOR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #not-sexist #woodring-room-background |
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1,252 | 3/6/2002 | did you run h2ph? atandt: I'LL PUT THE WHOLE SYSTEM ON TRIAL
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
atandt: I'M MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ???
pants: YOU'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER
atandt: BIG WHEEL KEEPS ON TURNING
pants: I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BLABAHAB ALL RIGHT FINE HAULGBULAHABG |
atandt pants |
#a-few-good-men #atandt-pants #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #network #proud-mary #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,798 | 2/11/2012 | did you say spigot: SPLURK SPLORT
spigot: SORRY DID YOU SAY 'NUT IN YOUR MOUTH' OR 'NOT IN YOUR MOUTH'
spigot: SPLOP SPLOSH |
spigot |
#jizz #mountain-background #mouth #spigot-solo |
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1,660 | 4/17/2003 | die trying deuce: WHY IS IT WHEN I HIT ^R THAT ZSH CALLS ME A COCKSUCKER ???
pants: I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY XML PARSER: IT SAYS I'M A PEDOPHILE AND THEN QUITS WITH DIE
pants: I WISH IT WOULDN'T CALL DIE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET WORK DONE
deuce: WHY DOES UNIX HAVE TO BE SO MEAN |
deuce pants |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants #die-trying #unix #woodring-stairs-background #xml #zsh |
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4,600 | 7/16/2011 | die trying spigot: ***GROUNDS*** FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! A HILARIOUS WEB-COMIC ALL ABOUT COFFEE AND WIFE-BEATING
pants: USING AN OLD BOX-OF-WINE TO HOLD MY 5 1/4" DISKETTES
pants: COFFEE IN ONE HAND AND COMIC BOOKS IN THE OTHER
pants: I WILL BEAT YOU OFF OR DIE TRYING |
pants spigot |
#black-background #coffee #die-trying #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #web-comic #wife-beating |