No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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5,405 | 11/8/2013 | different departure dates pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME
pants: T DEUCE THAT IS TO SAY WE'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL BUT WE MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT DEPARTURE DATES
pants: UNLESS WE DRIVE AROUND THE HILLS FAST AND DRUNK THEN THERE'S A GOOD CHANGE WE CAN ACTUALLY GET ON THE SAME FLIGHT WHICH WOULD BE FUN, WE COULD HOOK UP OUR GAMEBOYS |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #drunk-driving #gameboy #hell #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,920 | 7/27/2009 | different tom hanks deuce: I'M TOM HANKS IN BACHELOR PARTY
deuce: DIFFERENT TOM HANKS
pants: WHAT ABOUT JOE VS. THE VOLCANO
pants: BIG
deuce: NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ANYMORE |
pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #tom-hanks #urinal-background |
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9,041 | 12/19/2023 | different voices, still lives spigot: STILL SO PISSED BORDER PATROL ASKED IF I WAS TRANSPORTING ANY FRUITS OR VEGETABLES
pants: MY RAP NAME IS SIR WIPESALOT
effigy: CUT TO EVERYONE TOASTING WITH WATER ON THE BRIDGE OF THE YAMATO
dick: NOT ONE OF YOU HAS ASKED ME ABOUT MY NEW KLEEN KANTEEN
deuce: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE N / NO / NEVER : |
#anime #border-patrol #california #dick-deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #kleen-kanteen #potomac-background #rap #sfw #space-cruiser-yamato #spring-water #star-blazers |
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7,703 | 4/22/2020 | difficult to tinkle spigot: can't wait for corona to be over so i can take these condoms off
spigot: getting difficult to tinkle in this expanding balloon of urine |
spigot |
#bucket #condom #coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #piss #spigot-solo #tinkle #urine #water-balloon #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,542 | 12/19/2002 | diffy daffy deuce: DIPPY DAPPY
atandt: STOP WITH THE GAY TALK
atandt: START WITH THE GAY |
atandt deuce |
#afraid-deuce #atandt-deuce #deja-vu #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-talk #marvel #reduplication #white-background |
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193 | 4/18/1999 | dig dug deuce: T PANTS I AM DIG DUG AND I AM GOING TO INFLATE YOU UNTIL YOU POP
net: INSERT HOSE HERE
deuce: ARE YOU FRYGAR ?!?!
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE THAT (ALSO I AM A BLUE GHOST SO CHOMP ME UP) |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-pants #deuce-points #dig-dug #drunk-deuce #gaming #hose #inflation #pac-man #sfw #vore #woodring-field-background |
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6,442 | 10/7/2016 | dig dug pants: FIDDLESTICKS, A BROKEN DOWN BONER
deuce: REJUVENATING IT
pants: HURP HURP HURP HURP HURP (FIXING IT)
deuce: FRYGAR
pants: INFLATING IT
deuce: BREATHING FIRE AND LICKING DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dig-dug #empty-auditorium-background #video-games #weird-pants-face |
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5,636 | 7/5/2014 | dignity and respuhhhhh spigot: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPUHHHHH |
spigot |
#dignity #irc #schlep #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #svetlana #teal-background |
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8,742 | 2/23/2023 | dildo factory pants: HERE WE GO! MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY! BGALGHLBAGHLAG
pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STAND BACK
pants: AH-OO-GAH THIS PROCESS IS COMPLETELY SAFE DON'T WORRY
pants: *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY FINE
pants: *PONK* JUST A ROUTINE TURBINE TRIP
pants: *PONK* HOWEVER *PONK*
pants: YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER *PONK*
pants: A GRADUAL EVACUATION OF THE FACTORY FLOOR
pants: ALL DONE. GARDYLOO! |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #dj-rapekit #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #klaxon #no-title-card #onomatopoeia #osha #pants-solo #ponk #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,663 | 9/21/2011 | dildoed by a nutwad pants: FANNYPACKS IN THE CASTRO!!!!!!!
spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN DILDOED BY A NUTWAD |
pants spigot |
#bay-area #cropped #dildo #fannypacks #folks #pants-spigot #san-francisco #woodring-field-background |
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410 | 11/14/1999 | ding ding ozone: IN THEORY, WE CAN COMPILE EVERYTHING WITH "-MSUPERSPARC"
deuce: I SWEAR I'LL THROW UP IF YOU KEEP GOING
pants: HIDING FROM THE DICK
spigot: LET'S GO RIDE THE BONG AROUND THE HOTEL
spigot: DING DING HI LADY ANY MAIL FOR ME NO OKAY BLUGHLBUGHLUBHGLUBHLGUBHLLU
spigot: LOOK OUT, STAIRS, ETC |
deuce ozone pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-ozone-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #hotel #marijuana #sparc #stairs #sun-microsystems #supersparc #unix #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,235 | 12/11/2004 | ding ding spigot: I'M A SASSY CYNICAL WEB EDITRIX WITH HER OWN ZINE AND A REGISTERED COPY OF DREAMWEAVER
deuce: RICE DING DING A RONI |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-spigot #dreamweaver #mousehole #rice-a-roni #san-francisco #sfw #web #woodring-room-background #zine |
|
3,609 | 9/19/2008 | ding ding ding ding click pants: DING DING DING DING CLICK
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants: T DEUCE MY BELL BROKE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background |
|
400 | 11/4/1999 | dinner deuce: I'M STARTING TO GET HUNGRY ?!?!?! WHO'S UP FOR PRICKS
atandt: MMM
pants: ME
atandt: ME
pants: ALSO ME
pants: AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THIS PARTICULAR EXTRAVAGANZA
atandt: SO ...
atandt: SO THAT'S NINE FOR PRICKS THEN |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #extravaganza #mmm #not-gay #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,163 | 10/31/2018 | dinner plans deuce: fisting
pants: tri-tip + little white potatoes
deuce: I'm up for whatever (as long as there's tri-tip)
pants: wasn't sure what else to get
deuce: no tri-tip, I don't put out
pants: oh and a big-ass onion |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fisting #food #frog #piss-trough-background #potato #tri-tip |
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7,769 | 6/26/2020 | dip pants: DROWN ME
deuce: DROWNING YOU, AYE
pants: DROWNING IN PROGRESS (DIP)
pants: BLBLBLBL DROWNING NOISES.WAV
deuce: HUH UH UH BUH |
deuce pants |
#buh #deuce-pants #drowning #drunk-deuce #filename #sfx #white-background |
|
8,660 | 12/3/2022 | dip switch pants: RESET MY BONER TO ITS INITIAL STATE (FLOPPY, STUPID)
pants: YES YOU NEED TO USE THE DIPSWITCH |
#boner #deuce-pants-spigot #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,915 | 7/22/2009 | dipfest spigot: WE'RE HAVING A DIPFEST OVER HERE
spigot: PRICKS AND SALSA
spigot: LET'S GET WITH THE PROGRAM GANG |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
1,105 | 10/10/2001 | dipping into admiral krag spigot: RUNNING OUT OF PORN HERE
spigot: DIPPING INTO ADMIRAL KRAG
deuce: THAT BAD HUH
spigot: WELL THERE'S THE FRIZZY-HAIRED MEXICAN LADY SUCKING DICK CIRCA 1986
|
deuce spigot |
#custom-background |
|
665 | 7/19/2000 | directed acyclic graphs : D->I->C->K->S
: <---- - + ---->
: S<-K<-C<-O<-C
deuce: CONCENTRATE ON MY VOICE ... SOON YOU WILL BE GAY
: ESPERANTO ESTAS POR GEJULOJ |
deuce jesus |
#deuce-solo #esperanto #hand-drawn |
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6,315 | 5/29/2016 | director's cut pants: BUHHHHH GAY DUH
deuce: HURRRRR BOP BING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
|
8,235 | 10/5/2021 | dirt pipe milkshakes / open your golden gate pants: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FLAVORS THAN DIRTPIPE |
pants |
#brown-background #coy-pants #dirtpipe-milkshake #milkshake #single-panel |
|
2,210 | 11/16/2004 | dirty dirty bomb pants: I'M A DIRTY BOMB
deuce: I'M A GEIGER COUNTER
deuce: LET'S DO THIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dirty-bomb #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,541 | 10/14/2005 | dirty floor deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOF
pants: THE FLOOR IS DIRTY
pants: I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST
pants: COULD YOU PRESS MY HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
7,932 | 12/6/2020 | dirty pool deuce: SQUIRTING OUT SILLY STRING
deuce: ........ BUT IT'S NOT SILLY STRING
pants: WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN
deuce: YOU DON'T FORGET THAT QUICKLY
pants: SO THIS TIME IT WILL BE SILLY STRING RIGHT
deuce: WE'LL SEE !!!!!!!
deuce: PISSSSSSSSS
pants: THAT IS JUST DIRTY POOL
pants: OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SILLY STRING THEN (I WILL WAIT)
deuce: MORE BLOOD THIS TIME |
deuce pants |
#blood #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #piss #silly-string #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
8,642 | 11/15/2022 | dirty pool pants: ...OR WOULD THAT BE DIRTY POOL
pants: T DEUCE WHAT IS DIRTY POOL
pants: T DEUCE I WANT TO PLAY DIRTY POOL
deuce: DIRTY POOL IS BILLIARDS WITH SHIT ON THE TABLE
deuce: (ACTUAL SHIT) |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #idiom #pool #shit #somber-deuce |
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671 | 7/25/2000 | disclosure spigot: I'M FAT FOR TEACHER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
322 | 8/21/1999 | disconnect my doodle-dong spigot: DISCONNECT MY DOODLE-DONG
spigot: NOT GOING TO SAY BAD WORDS ANYMORE |
spigot |
#dong #pissing #spigot-solo #watch-the-profanity #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,886 | 5/15/2012 | discreet blowjobs spigot: I SAID ****DISCREET**** BLOWJOBS AVAILABLE IN MY PARKING GARA-- SHOULD PROLLY KEEP MY VOICE DOWN |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,575 | 8/16/2008 | disk drive this dick: HORNY ROB!
bung: HR6787.JPG
dick: COMPUTER PEOPLE SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE ALTOGETHER
dick: IT'S DISK DRIVE THIS AND ASSFUCK THAT
deuce: ADMIRAL KRAGGGG |
bung deuce dick |
#admiral-krag #bung-deuce-dick #filename #hornyrob #woodring-field-background |
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5,528 | 3/18/2014 | disk full spigot: T PANTS WHAT'S A DIR
pants: T SPIGOT IT'S LIKE A POINTER WITHOUT A *
spigot: AND IT SAYS DISK FULL
spigot: I HAVE AFTER DARK INSTALLED |
pants spigot |
#after-dark #dir #disk-full #full #installation #macintosh #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw #stray-dot #unix |
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2,323 | 3/9/2005 | dismiss the dialog box spigot: SIR THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISTAKE
pants: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME OR THE PLACE
spigot: YOUR DICK HAS FLOPPED OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND INTO MY MOUTH
spigot: I'M NOT ZONED FOR THIS
spigot: (FINES)
: pants > WHY DID YOU RENT A FORKLIFT
: pants > oh
: spigot > MY DOG SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU (ONLINE OR OTHERWISE)
pants: JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
pants: DROWN HIM IN WARM SUDSY AIDS
pants: OR MAKE HIM TALK (WHATEVER)
spigot: OKAY I'LL HAVE ONE MORE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER BUT THEN BED
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: WHY WON'T YOU DISMISS THE DIALOG BOX |
pants spigot |
#aids #behind-the-scenes #dialog-box #dog #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #peanut-butter #woodring-field-background #zoning |
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1,543 | 12/20/2002 | disney land spigot: I WAS GRABBED AND MOLESTED THERE, THEN HE CUT OFF MY HEAD AND DRAINED MY BLOOD INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED IT
spigot: REAL MATURE |
spigot |
#disney #molestation #mousehole #toilet #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
481 | 1/20/2000 | disney lawyers pants: M - I - C !!!!!!!!!
spigot: SEE YOU IN THE PARKING LOT
pants: K - E - Y
spigot: A "KEY" IS BEATNIK FOR "MARIJUANA JOINT"
spigot: M O U BLHGLBHGLBUH
pants: HLAGHULAHULAG AGHULAHU ALGALUG |
pants spigot |
#disney #lawyer #marijuana #mickey-mouse #pants-spigot #parking-lot #spelling #spigot-has-mickey-ears #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,329 | 4/14/2019 | disney songs deuce: let's sing Disney songs
pants: t r a n n y v i s i o n |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #disney #single-panel #trannyvision #ts |
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7,146 | 10/14/2018 | distressed wall-mounted sophisticated pants: my dong: oversize tufted leather distressed wall-mounted sophisticated sweeping elegant easy-open petite bronze
deuce: so many words
deuce: stop wording
pants: can't, must word
pants: better ballgag me
pants: my dong: generous evolving rare (or nonexistent!!!!!) accommodating effective non-disruptive zero downtime
deuce: ballgag incoming
pants: thank you sirs |
deuce pants |
#ballgag #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dong #drunk-deuce #edited #weird-pants-face #white-background #words |
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5,985 | 6/19/2015 | divided longitudinally into three lobes pants: ELECTROLYTES FOR TRILOBITES
pants: I, THE SECOND GAYEST EXTINCT MARINE ARTHROPOD THAT OCCURRED ABUNDANTLY DURING THE PALEOZOIC ERA, WITH A CARAPACE OVER THE FOREPART, AND A SEGMENTED HIND PART DIVIDED LONGITUDINALLY INTO THREE LOBES
pants: WHAT PART OF SEGMENTED HIND DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND |
pants |
#pants-solo #science #stray-dot #trilobite #white-background |
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1,532 | 12/9/2002 | dizzy and bonky spigot: ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN LIKE MY ROMANCE WITH DICK
spigot: ENOUGH WITH THE PRIVATE MESSAGES PEOPLE I HAVE FEELINGS HERE
spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD ON THE TOILET AND I NEED ATTENTION
spigot: I'M DIZZY AND BONKY AND I HAVE TO SING
spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN / THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
spigot: OH YES I AM / THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: SLEEPY |
spigot |
#dizzy #muffins #singing #spigot-solo #the-muffin-man #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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4,187 | 5/3/2010 | dizzy and passed out pants: BONGZILLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BLBLBLBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT
spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH
spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE DOGSHIT |
pants spigot |
#bong #deja-vu #dizzy #dogshit #drugs #marijuana #pants-spigot #smoosh #woodring-field-background |
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7,719 | 5/8/2020 | dm me spigot: WHEN YOU SAY "DM ME" AM I SUPPOSED TO DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE YOU
spigot: IS THAT HOW PEOPLE ARE SLIDING INTO YOUR DM'S AND BM'S |
spigot |
#2020s-lingo #anal #dirtpipe-milkshake #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,607 | 7/23/2011 | do i have to look pants: IS THE JERKCITY ARTICLE DELETED YET
deuce: DO I HAVE TO LOOK
pants: NO NOT REALLY
pants: WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND DURING CAPTAIN AMERICA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marvel #sfw #white-background #wikipedia |
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471 | 1/10/2000 | do i look fat pants: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH
spigot: OKAY NOW PUT THE LEFT PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND JUST ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: NOW PUT BOTH PRICKS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
spigot: THERE
spigot: YOU ARE VERY FUCKING FAT |
pants spigot |
#fat #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #pants-spigot #pricks #self-conscious |
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7,025 | 6/15/2018 | do i store butterflies in you |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #cloaca #deuce-pants #frog #sfw #yellow-background |
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8,409 | 3/27/2022 | do it for you pants: FINE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT MYSELF OFF
deuce: NO ONE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
pants: WELL YOU'RE HERE
deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M A BEATER OFFER
pants: AYUH |
#beating-off #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #somber-deuce |
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6,209 | 2/8/2016 | do it now pants: DROWN YOURSELVES
pants: THEN FUCK ME IN THE FACE
pants: DO IT NOW
pants: MOUTH CLOSING SALE
pants: EVERYTHING MUST GO |
pants |
#mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sale #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,431 | 6/25/2005 | do not attempt spigot: FOLKS I'M A PROFESSIONAL DICKLICKER ON A CLOSED COURSE (DO NOT ATTEMPT) |
spigot |
#dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo |
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3,018 | 2/6/2007 | do not drink deuce: MY BALLS HAVE LUPUS
spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE |
deuce spigot |
#balls #basic #deuce-spigot #eye-injury #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,561 | 1/7/2003 | do not drink the bongwater spigot: BLUH: PROTEIN.JPG
spigot: SHE'S PERFORMING SOME SORT OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS
spigot: CLEAN THE FUCKING LINT TRAPS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE LADY |
spigot |
#bluh #filename #laundry #lint #photosynthesis #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,501 | 9/3/2005 | do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question pants: HOW DID I GET THIS HARD |
pants |
#pants-solo |
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2,659 | 2/8/2006 | do not make a mess in here deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN HERE
spigot: NO CENSORSHIP |
deuce spigot |
#censorship #deuce-spigot #infocom #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,385 | 2/8/2008 | do not speak lightly pants: YOU SPIN IT AND IF SQUIGGILY NUMBERS COME UP, WE KISS
deuce: UH OH
spigot: TEH PR0N!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: SIR DO NOT SPEAK LIGHTLY OF THE PORN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dreidel #memespeak #party-game #porn #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,984 | 10/23/2023 | do not track spigot: GETTING A TATTOO ON MY LOWER BACK THAT SAYS `DO NOT TRACK` BECAUSE THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY KEEP ALL THE PENISES OUT
spigot: VAMPIRES AND FELLOW Q U E E R S
deuce: EDWSQA QWSDFIOP[;]'
deuce: \?.C XZ
deuce: 41-//*+?I[KJHGFVDCXS+
pants: BALLS YES |
#balls #corndog-background #deuce-pants-spigot #line-noise #penis #queer #tattoo #vampire #viscera |
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5,572 | 5/1/2014 | do not use pants: ECHO DEPRECATED
pants: ECHO DO NOT USE
pants: ECHO SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
pants: EXIT |
pants |
#bash #chrispbs #irc #pants-solo #sfw #starship-troopers #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,026 | 2/14/2007 | do not wake deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHAT
deuce: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ??? FFF ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ
deuce: WHO GOES THERE (BONER POPS UP) |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #eye-injury #sfx #sleep |
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9,024 | 12/2/2023 | do something pants: I AM A MUFFIN
pants: EAT ME
pants: STUFF ME
pants: SIT ON ME
pants: DO SOMETHING FOR GOD'S SAKE |
#blue-background #coy-pants #fed-up-pants #feederism #food #huffy-pants #muffins #sfw #weird-coy-face #weird-pants-face |
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1,601 | 2/17/2003 | do that thing atandt: DO THAT THING WERE YOU GO HUUUUUH
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonghit #greytext #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,357 | 1/11/2008 | do that trick atandt: HOLY BALLS
spigot: DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU SHUT UP |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #balls #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
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5,359 | 9/17/2013 | do the _ocomot}}}}} deuce: DID SOMEONE WANT TO DO THE LOCOMOTION!?!?!? NO?!?!?!?!??!/ FINE |
deuce |
#dancing #deuce-solo #no-carrier #sfw #the-locomotion |
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5,927 | 4/22/2015 | do the math atandt: (DEUCE^2 + PANTS^2) / SPIGOT = ???
atandt: I THINK I LEFT OUT A SQRT SOMEWHERE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #math #pythagorean-theorem #square-root #urinal-background |
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6,011 | 7/15/2015 | do the needful pants: OH WHO CARES MMMMMM BUHHHHHH SUCKING THEM ALL HUHHHH
pants: I LOOK LIKE THAT GUY IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
pants: THE ONE WITH ALL THE CIGARETTES IN HIS MOUTH |
pants |
#cocksucking #cough #coy-pants #guinness-book-of-world-records #i-saw-you-change-the-title-in-the-schedule-you-rascals #it-used-to-read-a-new-beginning #kaff #needful #pants-solo #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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5,358 | 9/16/2013 | do the ocomotion with me pants: T DEUCE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME
pants: GODDAMNIT I DON'T ASK FOR VERY MUCH I JUST WANTED YOU TO DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME
pants: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE DID THE LOCOMOTION TOGETHER |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #cropped-title #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #little-eva #memories #sfw #silent-character #the-locomotion #woodring-field-background |
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3,496 | 5/29/2008 | do the pants pants: WATCH ME DANCE
pants: OW
deuce: WHATEVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dogshit #mountain-background #physical-comedy #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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499 | 2/7/2000 | do you believe in love spigot: WELL OBVIOUSLY CHER DOESN'T THINK I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN LOVE
spigot: WELL WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!
spigot: HLGUBHLRUHJJ0G9PTHGI&JB9J |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cher #music #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,308 | 12/16/2021 | do you dare me spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SIT ON A BUDWEISER LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY CAN |
spigot |
#anal #beer #dare #dares #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #holiday #insertion #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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9,269 | 8/3/2024 | do you fit in my mouth deuce: BASTE ME
pants: ARE YOU FOOD
deuce: I CAN BE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT |
#a-love-story #cannibalism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #sfw #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,594 | 2/9/2003 | do you hear what i hear deuce: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR
spigot: THE COCKS THE COCKS
spigot: POKING AT MY FACE
spigot: WE WILL BRING THEM SILVER AND GOLD
deuce: THAT'S NOT THE SAME SONG VANESSA WILLIAMS SANG |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #cocks #deuce-spigot #face #mousehole #poking #singing #woodring-room-background |
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2,291 | 2/5/2005 | do you know spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO
spigot: DO YA LIKE THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWING YOU
deuce: ARGLE BARGLE
(spigot): CAN I START BY BLOWING YOU
deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO STOP THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT NOW |
deuce spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-spigot #diana-ross #singing #whisper #woodring-field-background |
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5,409 | 11/15/2013 | do you mind pants: DO YOU MIND
pants: I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
pants: OKAY ALL JERKED OUT (FINALLY) |
pants |
#huffy-pants #jerking #masturbation #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,529 | 4/26/2011 | do you really spigot: SOMETIMES I PUT THE POO RIGHT IN MY FACE AND THINK ABOUT JERKCITY
deuce: WOW
deuce: DO YOU REALLY |
deuce spigot |
#blink #deuce-spigot #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,466 | 8/29/2019 | do you seriously spigot: do you seriously not sell fleshlights longer than a fish tube |
pants spigot |
#fishtube #fleshlight #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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6,162 | 12/15/2015 | do you still pants: T DEUCE DO YOU STILL RUN A DETECTIVE AGENCY
pants: T DEUCE DO YOU
deuce: T PANTS I DO BUT I'M NOT CURRENTLY TAKING ANY MORE CLIENTS |
deuce pants |
#detective #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,870 | 1/4/2018 | do you take bitcoin pants: DO YOU TAKE BITCOIN (FOR THE BALLSTOMPING GOODS, THE BALLSTOMPING SERVICES)
deuce: CFNM OR DEATH |
deuce pants |
#bitcoin #cfnm #coy-pants #cryptocurrency #deuce-pants #gentital-mutilation #grey-background #nudity #porn #single-panel |
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8,575 | 9/9/2022 | do you think i'm pretty deuce: T PANTS DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY
deuce: I MEAN I KNOW I'M PRETTY, I JUST WANT YOU TO SAY IT
deuce: ALSO I AM CLEARLY NOT PRETTY
deuce: AHEM
deuce: TAPS FOOT
deuce: SQUINTS
deuce: WHISTLES TUNELESSLY
pants: IN A CERTAIN LIGHT
deuce: CORRECT ANSWER
deuce: YOU ARE NOW A `LEVEL 4 CUDDLE ELF`
pants: QUEST COMPLETE |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #cuddle-elf #feet-above-floor #self-esteem #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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209 | 5/3/1999 | do-bees spigot: OH LORD MY INTESTINES ARE WRAPPED AROUND MY GYM SHORTS |
spigot |
#gym #intestines #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-backtround |
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9,022 | 11/30/2023 | docking sequence complete spigot: THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT MUST STOP
pants: MAYBE WE WERE ALL TRANS THE WHOLE TIME (X-FILES THEME)
spigot: LET'S TALK PENIS TO PENIS
deuce: (DOCKING)
pants: DOCKING SEQUENCE INITIATED
deuce: `HARD DOCK` WOOOOOOSH `RETRACTING` CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK _BONK_ `DOCKING SEQUENCE COMPLETE` |
#apocalypse #bored-pants #disappointed-pants #docking #drunk-deuce #frottage #penis #red-text #somber-deuce #sound-effects #trans #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background #x-files |
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263 | 6/25/1999 | doctor boner is in pants: I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A BOX
pants: BE MY VALENTINE
pants: DOCTOR BONER IS IN
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER HOW CAN I GET ONE (A BONER)
pants: I HAVE NO IDEA
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER PLZ DO THE RESEARCH (WILL PAY)
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!!
atandt: T DOCTOR BONER THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
pants: LINE |
atandt pants |
#a-few-good-men #atandt-pants #boner #doctor-boner #plz #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,282 | 4/5/2002 | doctor dong pants: DEAR DOCTOR DONG
pants: MY FACE IS DRENCHED WITH SEED
pants: PLEASE MARK FIXED/CLOSED |
pants |
#bug-report #doctor-dong #dongs #facial #pants-solo #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,565 | 2/19/2017 | doctor or mister pants: THERE'S AN ONION IN MY BOTTOM
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, WHATEVER YOU DO...
deuce: DON'T PULL IT OUT, DON'T POO, AND DEFINITELY, _DEFINITELY_ DON'T FART
pants: GOT IT
pants: I AM SPOCK
deuce: DR. OR MR.
pants: TURN THE CRANK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
deuce: TURN YOUR KEY, SIR
pants: PUSH THE BUTTON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mountain-background #somber-deuce #spock #star-trek #wargames #weird-pants-face |
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5,142 | 2/11/2013 | doctor spigot, m.d. spigot: CLEAR
spigot: HGUAHGLUAHGLAUGHALGUG |
spigot |
#defibrillator #medical #mousehole #series #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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5,527 | 3/17/2014 | doctor, doctor pants: DOCTOR IT HURTS WHEN I PUNCH COPS
deuce: FIVE STARS |
pants |
#deuce-pants #grand-theft-auto #medical-advice #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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9,081 | 1/28/2024 | doctors hate this one trick spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS IF YOU LIVE IN THESE THREE ZIPCODES |
#clickbait #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #zipcode |
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2,468 | 8/1/2005 | does it pants: (IT GOES IN MY MOUTH)
deuce: DOES IT
pants: (IT DOES)
deuce: OH
pants: (YES)
deuce: STOP THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #mouth #parentheses #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,878 | 9/14/2006 | does no good PANTS: CAN I HAVE A HUG
DEUCE: WHAT FORM
PANTS: A [redacted, 3 pieces] HUG
DEUCE: WILL DO
DEUCE: YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR HUG IN 4-6 WEEKS
PANTS: EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #fag-hug #redacted-text |
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522 | 3/1/2000 | does not compute pants: I LICKED NINE DICKS TODAY
spigot: ONE
pants: WHAT
spigot: NOTHING |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #huffy-pants #mousehole #nine-dicks #pants-spigot #plant #trick #woodring-field-background |
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8,559 | 8/24/2022 | does not exist pants: SUCK AND FUCK CLUB: NEXT RIGHT
deuce: JOIN THE MULTIVARIATE DIFFERENTIAL AND INTEGRAL CALCULUS CLUB
pants: YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL: LOVE
deuce: THAT LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST |
#calculus #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #fuck #love #math #suck #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,504 | 12/11/2016 | does this ascot scarf make me look fruity pants: DOES THIS ASCOT SCARF MAKE ME LOOK FRUITY
spigot: YOU CAN JUST SAY "ASCOT"
pants: BUT WHAT OF ASCOT TIES |
pants spigot |
#fashion #null #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,632 | 1/12/2006 | does this gay marriage make me look fat dick: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU ALL GAY AND GAYER
deuce: EXCELLENT
dick: AND GAYEST (WHILE I'M AT IT)
dick: AND I *AM* SERIOUSLY AT IT, LET ME ASSURE YOU
deuce: LOOK AT YOU GO |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #gay #gay-contest #gay-marriage #grey-background #marriage #self-conscious |
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5,712 | 9/19/2014 | does this have anything deuce: DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME GETTING A BONER
spigot: COLLEGE |
deuce spigot |
#boner #college #deuce-spigot #yellow-background |
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1,510 | 11/17/2002 | doesn't fucking matter spigot: IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN THE UNITED STATES, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU DUMBSHITS
pants: PRETTY SURE I'M SOME KIND OF GODDAMN GAY BOOT/ROOT DISK COMBO
spigot: ELSEWHERE, TEN MILLION BILLION BODIES WERE FOUND RAPED AND BEHEADED IN A MASS GRAVE CALLED EUROPE, THE MIDDLE EAST, WHEREVER THE FUCK
deuce: CUP YOUR HANDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SURPRISE |
deuce pants spigot |
#beheading #bootdisks #deuce-pants-spigot #foreign-crisis #linux #mass-grave #mountain-background #no-greytext #rape |
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3,755 | 2/12/2009 | doesn't like this much pants: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: NUUUUUUUUUUHGH BRACING MYSELF AND FAILING
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NOT LIKING THIS MUCH |
pants |
#greytext #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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5,081 | 12/12/2012 | doesn't matter down periscope pants: IMPACT IN TWENTY SECONDS
pants: RED ALERT
pants: MAKING IT STICK TO THE WALL
pants: WONDERING WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN
pants: DOESN'T MATTER DOWN PERISCOPE |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,913 | 2/16/2018 | doesn't matter, can me pants: PLEASE PUT ME IN A CAN
deuce: BUT THEN HOW WILL YOU GET OUT
pants: DOESN'T MATTER, CAN ME |
deuce pants |
#canned-pants #deuce-pants #piss-trough-background #sfw |
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2,403 | 5/28/2005 | dog biscuits spigot: MY DOG KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I BEAT OFF SO I HAD TO GIVE HER A BISCUIT |
spigot |
#beating-off #dog #full-metal-jacket #fun-with-wildlife #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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488 | 1/27/2000 | dog lick dog dick world deuce: GHLGAHLGAHLGAHGAHLAG
pants: IT'S A DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD OUT THERE
pants: AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS
deuce: TO LICK
pants: YOUR HONOR
deuce: GLHGAHLGALHGAHLGAHLAGHG
pants: I REST MY BALLS
deuce: I DECLARE A MISTRIAL
pants: HOW ABOUT A PISS PARTY
deuce: YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT
pants: WHAT PART ABOUT "I WANT TO LICK YOUR DICK" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
deuce: BAILIFF TAKE HIM AWAY
pants: I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS
deuce: GIVE HIM A MUZZLE
pants: HULAGHLAHULAH |
deuce pants |
#balls #court #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicklicking #dog #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #piss #woodring-field-background |
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2,610 | 12/21/2005 | dog shit spigot: ALSO I STEPPED IN DOGSHIT
pants: POO COLORED FOOTSTEPS FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE COFFEE BAR (WHO WEARS NIKES???)
deuce: BOOTY CALL SOUNDTRACK !!!!!!!
deuce: CAN WE GET FREAKY TONIGHT
pants: SEX ME UP
pants: OR BRUSH MY TEETH FOR ME
uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRGH NUGGGGGGGGGH ARRRRRRGH |
deuce pants spigot |
#booty-call #coffee #deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #huffy-pants #nuggh #renaissance-man #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-den-background |
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2,996 | 1/15/2007 | doggy doggy wah wah deuce: DICKS
pants: DICKS
deuce: WHERE (SPOOKED)
pants: DUNNO (STONED) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #marijuana #spooky #urinal-background |
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6,182 | 1/4/2016 | doin' it deuce: [LAVERNE & SHIRLEY THEME PLAYS]
deuce: I'M A GLOB
deuce: USE ME TO FIND YOUR PORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #dogcow #macintosh #porn #unix #urinal-background |
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6,720 | 8/1/2017 | doing a bj deuce: YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT !!!!!11
pants: I SURE AM
spigot: KNEEL DEGRASSE TYSON (BECAUSE HE'S DOING A BJ) |
deuce pants spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #neil-degrasse-tyson #palmolive #pun #soaking #spigot-points #tri-tip #urinal-background |
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3,518 | 6/20/2008 | dollar sign deuce: EVERYBODY DOWN !!!!!
deuce: $
deuce: A DOLLAR SIGN IS AFOOT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #money #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,230 | 1/6/2019 | don't be ridiculous deuce: BLAM 15 dicks
pants: POW some number of dicks that is not zero
pants: n dicks
deuce: with n > 0
deuce: `(dicks)+`
pants: it's an unknown number of dicks
deuce: but let's call it 15
pants: at once?????????????????????????????????????????
deuce: well they're poking/prodding all at once but not all penetrating at once
deuce: obviously
deuce: I mean don't be ridiculous
pants: 2 maybe 3 tops |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #math #poking #prodding #programming #regex #weird-pants-face |