No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1,342 | 6/4/2002 | elbow grease deuce: I DON'T NEED THE 40 THE GAT OR THE BLUNT
spigot: JUST SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #ebonics #gat #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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8,656 | 11/29/2022 | eldenring downloadable content spigot: WILLING TO LICK DICK FOR ELDENRING DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT |
#dicklicking #elden-ring #eldenring #gaming #mountain-background #spigot-solo #video-games |
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106 | 1/19/1999 | elderly/ comatose spigot: THESE PATIENTS DON'T NEED A FRIEND!!!!!!! THEY NEED A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!
spigot: CLAMPING THE CLOWN NOSE ON MY DONG AND LOOKING FOR ANYONE ELDERLY/COMATOSE
deuce: GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongwear #malpractice #patch-adams #patriotism #woodring-room-background |
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3,479 | 5/12/2008 | elves wanted! pants: ELVES WANTED!
pants: JOB FAIR
pants: WEDNESDAY |
pants |
#elf #elves #job-fair #pants-solo #sfw #wednesday |
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2,341 | 3/27/2005 | emacs deuce: C-X `
pants: YOU'RE A POWER USER
deuce: IN EMACS THAT MEANS FIND NEXT ERROR AND THEN SUCK DICK
pants: BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE JERKCITY KEY
pants: MAN YOU SUCK: FIND THAT FUCKING KEY AND YOU'LL BE THE KING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emacs #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,751 | 7/17/2003 | emacs pants: MANKIND'S GREATEST FOE IS EMACS
pants: OUR CITYSTATES AND TRI-COUNTY AREAS HAVE SUFFERED FOR TOO LONG
pants: WE SHALL FORCE THEM TO USE VI UNDER THREAT OF GAY DICK
pants: THAT'S RIGHT: OPEN WIDE YOU FAT BEARDO HERE I COME HLUAGHLAHLAG
pants: HURTING YOU |
pants |
#beard #beardo #dicks #editor #emacs #gay #huffy-pants #unix #vi #woodring-field-background |
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6,983 | 5/4/2018 | email without a subject spigot: CAUTION: ANTI-PATTERNS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: EMAIL WITHOUT A SUBJECT
pants: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH POTATOES
pants: DO YOU BAKE THEM, DO YOU FRY THEM, DO YOU POKE A LITTLE HOLE IN THEM FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES
deuce: THE LAST |
deuce pants spigot |
#anti-pattern #deuce-pants-spigot #food #potato #urinal-background |
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2,853 | 8/20/2006 | emergency phone and crisis counseling spigot: T PANTS YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW BONEQUEST WAS AN ALTERNATIVE ONLINE CYBERZINE
pants: AUUUUGH |
pants spigot |
#bonequest #cyberzine #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #zine |
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7,332 | 4/17/2019 | emergency traffic pants: i would like some oral history please
spigot: break break
spigot: emergency traffic for the net
spigot: (spluttery shit) |
pants spigot |
#ham-radio #mousehole #pants-spigot #shit #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
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8,355 | 2/1/2022 | emotional support groups spigot: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GROUPSFOR WHEN THE EMOJISDON'T FACE THEDIRECTION YOU WANT |
spigot |
#emoji #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,685 | 6/27/2017 | empty seat pants: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE BEHEADING
deuce: MY PAPERS ARE IN ORDER |
deuce pants |
#beheading #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,568 | 1/14/2003 | empty your pants pockets spigot: SERIOUSLY I LEFT A SACK FULL OF DICKS HERE AND NOW IT'S GONE
spigot: EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR PANTS POCKETS FRONT BACK AND SIDES
pants: POTASSIUM CHLORUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
pants spigot |
#chemistry #filler-panel #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #trousers #woodring-room-background |
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264 | 6/25/1999 | en vogue spigot: NEVER GONNA GET IT / NEVER GONNA GET IT
spigot: NEVER GONNA GET / YOUR STUPID ALBUM |
spigot |
#despair-panel #diss #en-vogue #filler-panel #singing #spigot-solo #tlc #woodring-field-background |
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8,039 | 3/23/2021 | enchiladas como las hacemos aca en michoacan pants: I NEED A SECOND MONITOR SO I CAN JUST HAVE THIS LADY WITH ME AT ALL TIMES
spigot: PANTS JUST ADMITTED HE DOESN'T HAVE A SECOND MONITOR
deuce: SHOULD WEBAN HIM THEN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #enchiladas #food #mexican-cooking-lady #mountain-background #sfw #youtube |
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1,277 | 3/31/2002 | end county maintained road atandt: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: ONLY ABOUT THE FACE NECK HEAD ASS LEGS SHOULDERS AND BALLS
atandt: BE MY FRIEND
atandt: PAPAL INFIDELITY |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #balls #fat #fighting-irish-pose #nonstandard-title-panel #pope #road-sign #self-conscious #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,022 | 10/9/2012 | end of joke spigot: KNOCK KNOCK / SUCK A COCK (END OF JOKE) |
spigot |
#cocks #grey-background #knock-knock #rhyming #spigot-solo |
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1,992 | 3/16/2004 | endless loop atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH
deuce: MAN TALKING, SHUT UP
atandt: SUCKING AND TUGGING LIKE I GOT A PURPOSE
atandt: T DEUCE MY MOUTH IS YOUR PRIVATE MUSIC FACTORY
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: AND YET SOMEHOW INTRIGUING
atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH
deuce: HEY SHUT UP MAN TALKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #mouth #repetition #woodring-field-background |
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1,498 | 11/5/2002 | endless loop pants: WHY AM I SO DIZZY
pants: HOW DID I GET HERE
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
pants: I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW
pants: TIRED OF EATING CRICKETS AND MEALWORMS
pants: OH HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE BACK
pants: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION
pants: HUGE DICKS UNTIL I BECOME DIZZY (FIN) |
pants |
#crickets #dicks #dizzy #eating-bugs #fin #insect-eating #no-greytext #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #weird-pants-face #which-one-are-you #woodring-stairs-background |
|
692 | 8/15/2000 | enforcing the rules pants: NO CAMPING !!!!! (YELLING AT THE BONER PATCH) |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,533 | 12/10/2002 | english muffins deuce: WHO WANTS ENGLISH MUFFINS ????
deuce: (PRESENTS CAKES OF SHIT ON A NICE PLATTER)
atandt: THESE ARE NOT ENGLISH MUFFINS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #coprophagia #mousehole #muffins #shit #woodring-room-background |
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4,448 | 1/24/2011 | english please deuce: GLAHGLAGH PAULI SPIN MATRICES
pants: SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #physics #poo #stormtroopers-of-death |
|
7,715 | 5/4/2020 | enhance pants: ?
pants: ENHANCE
pants: ?
pants: ENHANCE
pants: ? |
pants |
#blade-runner #bonequest-hi-fi #emoji #enhance #mountain-background #pants-solo #pig #sfw |
|
7,042 | 7/2/2018 | enjoying a large pizza |
spigot |
#burnout #funloving-nonsense #pizza #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,147 | 10/15/2018 | enormous penis humiliation spigot: ghouls, goblins, millenials
deuce: minotaurs
spigot: literally why is there no eph category
deuce: eph
spigot: talkin' enormous penis humiliation
deuce: searching |
deuce spigot |
#acronym #deuce-spigot #eph #millennials #porn #white-background |
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6,472 | 11/6/2016 | enormous pride and fanfare pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE A BIG HOME RIG OR DO YOU USE A HANDHELD
spigot: I USE BOTH WITH ENORMOUS PRIDE AND FANFARE |
pants spigot |
#ham-radio #pants-spigot #pride #radio #urinal-background |
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7,700 | 4/19/2020 | enough chatter spigot: enough coronavirus chatter, let's talk OLYMPICS !!! |
spigot |
#black-background #coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #olympics #sfw #spigot-solo |
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5,230 | 5/11/2013 | enough for one day spigot: I THINK I'VE BEEN FUNNY ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY
spigot: OOF URF WHAT THE
spigot: *SLAM* |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,107 | 9/5/2018 | enough of your jocularity pants: help my necktie is stuck in the shredder
deuce: down you go
pants: thank god my pantleg was stuck in the line printer
deuce: drawn and quartered
pants: frrrrrp frrrrrp frrrrrp frrrrrp fzzzzzZZZZzzzzp frrrrrp frrrrrp
deuce: enough of your jocularity, I'm getting booze |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #booze #deuce-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
6,628 | 4/26/2017 | enter desired username spigot: ENTER DESIRED USERNAME:
spigot: > SPIGOT
spigot: THAT USERNAME IS UNAVAILABLE.
spigot: SUGGESTED USERNAMES:
spigot: > IBLOWTROLLS
spigot: > BLOWINGTROLLS95104
spigot: > BLOW_THAT_TROLL
spigot: > TROLLBLOWER69 |
spigot |
#infocom #mountain-background #poop #spigot-solo #troll #troll-blowing #username #zork |
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9,237 | 7/2/2024 | enter pants, stage right spigot: YOUR HEALTH IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET
deuce: MY HEALTH CAN FUCK ITSELF
pants: I'D SAY MY ASS IS MY BIGGEST ASSET
spigot: WILLING TO LICK STARTING AT ZERO DOLLARS PER MONTH |
#ass #chartreuse-background #custom-background #deuce-pants-spigot #health #licking |
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4,718 | 11/19/2011 | entering your airspace pants: I AM ENTERING YOUR AIRSPACE
deuce: I AM FEELING YOUR PRESENCE, TRACKING YOU ON RADAR DESPITE YOUR STEALTH CAPABILITY SINCE YOU ARE SHOUTING AND FLAILING LIKE A COCKSUCKER |
deuce pants |
#airspace #angry-panel #atc #aviation #cocksucker #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #radar #shouting #stealth #woodring-field-background |
|
1,903 | 12/19/2003 | entropy zone spigot: T ATANDT COULD YOU *PLEASE* CALL ME SILLYBALLS LIKE WE DISCUSSED OVER XMAS BREAK
atandt: CAUTION: ENTROPY ZONE
spigot: CAUTION: VAMPIRE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atandt: COMPLETE TOOL
spigot: <BR><BR><IMG SRC= "BAT> |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bat #christmas #flappity-bats #html #sillyballs #vampire #woodring-field-background |
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6,335 | 6/18/2016 | epa regulations pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO EPA REGULATIONS SAY ABOUT MY BONER, MY BALLS
deuce: T PANTS YOU WILL NEED LOTS OF PERMITS |
deuce pants |
#balls #boner #coy-pants #deja-vu #deuce-pants #electrolytes #epa #permits #regulations #white-background |
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5,028 | 10/17/2012 | epilogue spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
spigot: MY SHAMPOO VACUUM
deuce: YOUR SHAMPOO VACUUM WHO |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #knock-knock #series #sfw #shampoo #shampoo-vac #vacuum #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,791 | 10/18/2017 | eponyrideinprogress pants: T DEUCE GET READY TO RIDE MY PONY
deuce: IS IT A GOOD PONY
deuce: A RIGHTEOUS PONY
pants: SURE
pants: T SPIGOT GET READY TO RIDE MY PONY AFTER DEUCE IS DONE
deuce: `EPONYRIDEINPROGRESS` |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #pony |
|
6,981 | 5/2/2018 | EPOTOCCUPIED pants: ANYWAY: PISS IN MY POT
pants: HE'S LOOKING AT ME BETTER SAY SOMETHING
pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: THAT WENT POORLY
deuce: CANNOT PISS IN POT; ALREADY CONTAINS CHICKEN
deuce: `EPOTOCCUPIED`
pants: WELL AS IT TURNS OUT THIS PARTICULAR CHICKEN LOVES PISS
pants: WE CALL THEM TOILET BIRDS |
deuce pants |
#birds #bonequest-hi-fi #chicken #deuce-pants #errno #piss #title-mismatch #toilet #toilet-pig #unix #weird-pants-face #yellow-background |
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7,385 | 6/9/2019 | erectile dysfunction is no laughing matter effigy: SOMETHING FLACCID THIS WAY COMES |
effigy |
#bonequest-hi-fi #effigy #effigy-solo #erectile-dysfunction #flaccid #macintosh #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
1,350 | 6/12/2002 | erosion control pants: GOD HELP US ALL THE YELLOW PAGES ARE BROKEN
pants: HOW CAN THEY GO FROM EROSION CONTROL TO ESCROW WITHOUT ESCORTS ???
pants: WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS GOING OH HERE IT IS
pants: "ENTERTAINERS"
pants: I HAVE GOT TO GET A FAX MACHINE |
pants |
#fax #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #pants-solo #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background #yellow-pages |
|
8,189 | 8/20/2021 | errno / errno deuce: EXTERN INT ERRNO;
pants: SUNG TO THE TUNE OF RICHIE VALON'S LA BAMBA
pants: URRRK YOU ARE HANGING ME FROM A LAMP POST
deuce: I WANT TO DISPLAY YOU FOR ALL TO SEE AS A LESSON
pants: I SEE
pants: :NOTES: ERRNO / ERRNO
deuce: I JUST A TOOK A SHOWER!!!! YOU'RE WELCOME, WESTERN UNITED STATES |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #c-programming-language #coy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #la-bamba #library-function #lime-background #lynching #physical-comedy #ritchie-valens #sfw #shower #singing #somber-deuce #typo #violent-disapproval #weird-pants-face |
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1,327 | 5/20/2002 | escape spigot: E S C A P E
spigot: SIGH!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO ON A JOURNEY AND ESCAPE THIS HIGH SCHOOL P.E. CLASS
spigot: I WISH PINK FLOYD WOULD WHISK ME AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!! *BONK* SOFTBALL |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #pink-floyd #sfw #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,434 | 9/2/2002 | escorted out spigot: NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A *BONK* ANVIL |
spigot |
#masturbation #physical-comedy #rap #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
|
304 | 8/4/1999 | escorts spigot: FOLKS LET'S SPEND BILLIONS TO GET ESCORT GIRLS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOODS !!! AND MANDATORY AWARENESS SEMINARS FOR WOULD-BE CUSTOMERS WHO WE CAN SET UP AND BUST BY PRETENDING TO BE THOSE ESCORT GIRLS !!!
spigot: USA /USA |
spigot |
#despair-panel #folks #mousehole #pissdaddy #spigot-solo #sting #usa #usa-chant #whore #woodring-room-background |
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1,981 | 3/5/2004 | esp wins again deuce: I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS
deuce: WATCH
deuce: I PREDICT THAT I WILL BE RAPED IN A MOMENT
deuce: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU: ESP WINS AGAIN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #esp #psychic #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
4,101 | 2/2/2010 | especially the cheap stuff deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM MY AFFINITY FOR DRINK SIR
ozone: YOU CAN GET RID OF THE HEADACHE WITH WINE YOU KNOW
ozone: ESPECIALLY THE CHEAP STUFF
deuce: YOU DOWN IN FRONT QUIET
ozone: IN A BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE A PAPER BAG
ozone: I CAN HEAR YOU BEING QUEER
ozone: YOU'RE MAKING QUEER FAGGOTY NOISES RIGHT ABOUT NOW
ozone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: T OZONE SPICE GIRLS |
deuce ozone |
#alcohol #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #fucking-shut-up #mouse-cursor #spice-girls #urinal-background #wine |
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1,872 | 11/18/2003 | esperanto poetry deuce: LET'S ALL WRITE POEMS IN ESPERANTO AND THEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE
atandt: YAY!
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT LET'S SKIP THE POEMS AND START PUNCHING
atandt: YAY~~~~
deuce: WANG
atandt: YA}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #esperanto #modem #no-carrier #poetry #violence #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,855 | 12/20/2017 | ethical dilemma spigot:'PLZ BEAT ME OFF' TATTOO PUTS DOCTORS IN ETHICAL DILEMMA
spigot: WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY VLOGMAS
deuce: LIVE TWEETING MY MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ethics #heart-attack #medicine #tattoo #vlog #woodring-stairs-background #youtube |
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8,057 | 4/10/2021 | ethics pants: AN OVERWORKED MOM OR A LESBIAN OF COLOR
spigot: ONCE AGAIN CELEBRATING JON POLITO'S UTTERLY THANKLESS ROLE IN BARTON FINK |
pants spigot |
#gunmetal-background #high-res #lesbians #movies #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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7,543 | 11/14/2019 | euphoric and sleepy deuce: I ALWAYS FEEL EUPHORIC AND SLEEPY AFTER A GOOD LONG JERK
pants: WERE YOU JERKED OR DID YOU DO THE JERKING
deuce: NUMBER TWO BUT I USED MY LEFT HAND (SO IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #handjob #jerking #the-stranger #tired #urinal-background |
|
6,895 | 1/29/2018 | euroslut pants: T DEUCE I'M A EUROSLUT
deuce: T PANTS I KNOW
deuce: HOLY GOD DO I KNOW
pants: T DEUCE A EUROSLUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #holy-god #poetry #typo #urinal-background |
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4,011 | 10/30/2009 | even if you hate it pants: CALL WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU LOVE EVEN IF YOU HATE IT
pants: ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE IT
pants: SUCKING DICKS ABOVE THE SUPER K-MART |
pants |
#dicksucking #hate #k-mart #love #pants-solo #sucking-dicks #super-k-mart #urinal-background |
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8,439 | 4/26/2022 | ever see deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A TWINS III: THE NEW HATCH |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #swamp-background |
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7,650 | 2/29/2020 | every 73 seconds spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted.
spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired***
spigot: my limp, tube sock penis
spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis
spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis
spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs
spigot: please: one per american |
spigot |
#asterisks #dongwear #erectile-dysfunction #googly-eyes #mervyns #mountain-background #penis #sexual-assault #spigot-solo |
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8,437 | 4/24/2022 | every body pants: EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND WALK INTO THE SEA UNTIL YOU GET TIRED |
#blue-background #pants-solo #single-panel #suicide |
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6,687 | 6/29/2017 | every building should have spigot: EVERY BUILDING SHOULD HAVE A TOILET I CAN FLUSH MYSELF DOWN TO PORTAL ELSEWHERE |
spigot |
#buildings #murder-suicide #portal #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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6,314 | 5/28/2016 | every day we move further away from god's light pants: GOD HAS GROWN TIRED OF US AND I PROBABLY HAVE TO POOP AGAIN |
pants |
#god #gods-light #pants-solo #poop #woodring-room-background |
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6,427 | 9/22/2016 | every day we move further from god's light pants: SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF ME
pants: YOUR HONOR
deuce: I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU SPELLED "JUDGEMENT" WITH AN EXTRA E
deuce: WHICH I ALSO AGREE WITH DESPITE ALL DICTIONARIES AND SPELLCHECKERS
pants: THIS MORTAL COIL
deuce: I'VE BEEN DRINKING
deuce: GOD IS NOT HERE
pants: EVERY DAY WE MOVE FURTHER FROM GOD'S LIGHT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #spelling #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,599 | 5/29/2014 | every fucking morning spigot: WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT EVERY FUCKING MORNING
deuce: I STILL HAVEN'T QUITE FIGURED IT OUT
deuce: I'M NOT VERY BRIGHT AFTER ALL
deuce: TELEPHONY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mustard #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
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7,360 | 5/15/2019 | every goddamn time spigot: do they make guinness cans that don't splork out into my face desk and lap every goddamn time
spigot: seriously it's like the willy wonka soap suds car wash over here |
spigot |
#beer #carbonation #guinness #spigot-solo #white-background #willy-wonka |
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2,657 | 2/6/2006 | every last one of them spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AT ONCE!!!!!!!
spigot: LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#choking #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background |
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2,647 | 1/27/2006 | every last one of ya spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S AS QUEER AS ME
spigot: THIS IS A STICK UP
spigot: COME ON YOU STUPID WHORES, LET'S ALL BE GAY TOGETHER
spigot: GET UP
spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU
spigot: GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M AN ADULT GAY MAN
spigot: SHUT UP BACK THERE
spigot: I'M FREAKING OUT BUT I HAVE MY GAYNESS TO SOBER ME UP GOOD |
spigot |
#adult-gay-male #be-gay-with-me #crime #gayness #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,250 | 7/15/2024 | every last one of yas pants: PASSING A NOTE TO THE TELLER DEMANDING A HUG |
#hugs #no-title-card #pants-solo #robbery #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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2,681 | 3/2/2006 | every little thing gonna be all right deuce: I'M AMAZED THAT A MARLEY SON WOULD SMOKE POT
deuce: I'M SIMPLY SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED
deuce: FIRE THE MISSILES |
deuce |
#bob-marley #deuce-solo #marijuana #missiles #woodring-field-background |
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2,618 | 12/29/2005 | every little thing is going to be all right pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AUHLGAHAH GLAHGLKUAHG LUHAULH GLUH
pants: LAUGHALGHLAUH GLAHG LHGLAHG SEE I TOLD YOU ALKGHALGHALGH
pants: IF YOU ALL DON'T DIG IT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AHULGAHG LAHLGHALH |
pants |
#dicklicking #dig-it #everything-is-going-to-be-all-right #pants-solo #positivity #urinal-background |
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3,386 | 2/9/2008 | every one of them pants: PENIS ON A BEACH
deuce: FLAPPING, FLAILING |
deuce pants |
#beach #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #flap #penis #suck #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,085 | 4/14/2007 | every other week pants: MAYBE BJORK WILL BEAT ME OFF (GOES OUT FRONT DOOR)
deuce: THIS HAPPENS EVERY OTHER WEEK |
deuce pants |
#bjork #deuce-pants #eye-injury #handjob #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,661 | 5/29/2017 | every piece of candy will be a complete disappointment .(spigot): I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF THE INTERNET IS FOR KIDS AGE 12-18, NOTHING IS MARKETED, CREATED OR AIMED AT ME PERSONALLY AND EVERY PIECE OF CANDY WILL BE A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT |
spigot |
#candy #disappointment #hospital-background #internet #marketing #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #thought #wisdom |
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951 | 5/4/2001 | every scrap of porn spigot: I SAVE EVERY SCRAP OF PORN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE INTO THREE MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD
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spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,739 | 2/20/2023 | everybody be cool spigot: IF RUSSIA GETS UKRAINE AND CHINA GETS TAIWAN WHAT DO I GET #AIDS #COMCAST #XFINITY
:everybody: FOOTSTEPS, TWIG BREAKS
pants: EVERYBODY BE COOL HERE COMES THE PARK RANGER REMEMBER YOU'RE JUST PISSING OR SHITTING OR WASHING YOUR HANDS OR WHATEVER GOES ON AT THE OPERA |
#aids #caption #china #comcast #coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #opera #pissing #ranger #russia #sfx #shit #somber-deuce #taiwan #ukraine #urinal-background #xfinity |
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6,550 | 2/4/2017 | everybody out deuce: EVERYONE OUT I HAVE TO BEAT OFF |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #high-res #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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1,529 | 12/6/2002 | everybody out of the pool ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE
net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE
ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY
net: I FOLD
ozone: HURRRR
deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL |
deuce net ozone |
#bonequest-hd #deja-vu #deuce-ozone-net #diaper #fetishes #mouth #poker #pool #raise-you-a #rape #woodring-den-background |
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4,359 | 10/24/2010 | everybody shut up deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE MOVIE'S STARTING
pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
pants: T PANTS SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB [QUIETER] |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-pants #fucking-shut-up #hubububububub |
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6,144 | 11/27/2015 | everybody sits up and takes notice pants: WHEN THE DICKY BIRD FLAPS INTO THE ROOM EVERYBODY SITS UP AND TAKES NOTICE |
pants |
#dicky-bird #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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1,242 | 2/24/2002 | everyone in marketing spigot: I CANNOT TELL IF EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A POLISHED, PROFESSIONAL MORMON OR JUST SUPER-HIGH ON THE COKE DUST
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING
spigot: I SEE LITTLE TO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT |
spigot |
#cocaine #dicklicking #mormons #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,842 | 12/7/2017 | everyone take their places deuce: EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES
pants: T DEUCE THIS LYING ABOUT THE SIZE (LENGTH/GIRTH) OF MY DONG HAS TO STOP
deuce: SURFACE AREA, VOLUME, GROWTH RATE
pants: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #dong #lies #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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1,726 | 6/22/2003 | everyone's a comic deuce: I'M WARNING YOU DON'T EAT THIS ROTTEN DICK !!!!! IT WILL INFECT YOUR TONSILS (AGAIN)
net: DON'T YOU REVERSE PSYCHOSOMATIC ME
deuce: ONCE AGAIN IN ENGLISH PLEASE
net: YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PHYSIOLOGY
deuce: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU
net: IT HURTS RIGHT HERE |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #jean-charles #medical #reverse-psychology #woodring-room-background |
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6,668 | 6/5/2017 | everyone's a comic deuce: MEWOIHFL SFSDLKFSF SDF S JFS;LJFS
deuce: OY VEY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jewish #sfw #urinal-background |
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7,374 | 5/29/2019 | everyone's tie-off tube is waving around in zero g spigot: 30 mins into apollo 11 and they're all doing heroin on the moon and everyone's tie-off tube is waving around in zero g
spigot: FAKE |
spigot |
#apollo #drugs #fake #filler-panel #heroin #moon #space #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo |
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5,076 | 12/6/2012 | everything about you spigot: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH |
spigot |
#blue-background #punching #spigot-solo |
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2,448 | 7/12/2005 | everything i needed to know spigot: PACE YOURSELF
spigot: FIRST ONE COCK, THEN ANOTHER
spigot: THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT |
spigot |
#green-background #spigot-solo |
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2,739 | 4/30/2006 | everything in their path spigot: PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE ONE COCK
deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #i-think-this-may-be-nsfw-but-i-cant-tell-sorry #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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6,612 | 4/10/2017 | everything we've done is forgiven pants: WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK LIKE THAT ANYMORE
pants: WE'RE TOGETHER NOW
pants: EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS FORGIVEN
pants: EVERYTHING
deuce: EXCEPT FOR BLOWING THAT TROLL
pants: WELL YES OF COURSE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #infocom #solaris #troll #troll-blowing #woodring-field-background #zork |
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8,299 | 12/7/2021 | evil angel deuce: ANGLE IS TO STRANGLE AS ANGEL IS TO EVIL ANGEL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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1,232 | 2/14/2002 | evil spirits deuce: JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY
deuce: OR AT LEAST FEEL GOOD |
deuce |
#desperation #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #jerking #spirit #woodring-room-background |
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6,757 | 9/8/2017 | exactly 11 pants: T DEUCE HELP ME OUT HERE I'M WRITING A POEM: HOW MANY DICKS DO YOU THINK BRAD PITT HAS TOUCHED
deuce: 11
pants: I CAN WORK WITH THAT |
deuce pants |
#brad-pitt #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #poetry #woodring-room-background |
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4,629 | 8/14/2011 | exactly one hour spigot: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
spigot: IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I MISSED ALL THE COCK BY EXACTLY ONE HOUR
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A NOTE |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #white-background |
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5,145 | 2/14/2013 | exactly that fucking friendless spigot: AS A LONGTIME LURKER I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND YOU DOWNLOAD THE LATEST INSTALLER
spigot: OR I CAN BURN YOU A CD BECAUSE I AM JUST EXACTLY THAT FUCKING FRIENDLESS
deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED AND/OR BEATEN UP (BUT NOT TOO BADLY JUST ENOUGH TO GET SYMPATHY) |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #boner #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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7,331 | 4/16/2019 | exactly the right amount net: my dick has exactly the right amount of horseyness |
net |
#arbys #black-background #dicks #high-res #horse #horseyness #net-solo #single-panel |
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6,775 | 9/30/2017 | exactly where i was spigot: I STILL REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I WAS WHEN I FIRST LEARNED BELLADONNA'S ASS WAS HAUNTED
deuce: BY A BASEBALL BAT
spigot: A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE
deuce: ONCE YOU GET ONE YOU IMMEDIATELY CRASH IT INTO A TREE
spigot: I'M SAYING: IS IT KRISTINA, KRISZTINA, KRIZTINA, CHRISTINA, OR CRISTINA BELLA
deuce: ALL OF THE ABOVE |
deuce spigot |
#bat #bat-up-ass #belladonna #bicycle #dirtpipe-milkshake #extreme-insertions #frog #frog-tips #haunted-ass #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #porn #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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2,057 | 5/21/2004 | except each other deuce: WE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE KILL FUCKING EVERYBODY CLUB
spigot: EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!!
spigot: PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS
deuce: INDEED THAT IS THE PARADOX
deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #douglas-adams #gay-rumors #hitchhikers-guide #mountain-background |
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6,174 | 12/27/2015 | except for the ones in color |
deuce spigot |
#black-and-white #china #deuce-spigot #dreams #holocaust #movies #schindlers-list #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #weird-dream |
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3,136 | 6/4/2007 | except with dicks pants: I'M LIKE A CHOCOHOLIC EXCEPT WITH DICKS
deuce: SO THAT WOULD BE A DICKAHOLIC IF I'VE DONE MY MATH |
deuce pants |
#chocolate #deuce-pants #dick #magneto #screenshot-background #x-men |
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3,719 | 1/7/2009 | excitement and spurt spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR
spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT
spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST |
spigot |
#nuts-of-spigot #photoshop #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,091 | 2/7/2024 | excuse me spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE |
#burns #food #lasagna #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,253 | 3/7/2002 | excuse me spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE
spigot: EVERYONE TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS |
spigot |
#boner #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,412 | 7/6/2019 | excuse me but pants: excuse me but i'm a bisexual masterpiece |
pants |
#bi #bisexual #high-res #masterpiece #pants-solo #single-panel #white-background |
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6,464 | 10/29/2016 | executive decision time deuce: WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS
deuce: OR: OH NO I HAVE DIARRHEA |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #programming #python #strippers #urinal-background |
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121 | 2/11/1999 | executive producer spigot: BRISCOE: WHAT IF WE GIVE UP THE MURDER WEAPON?
deuce: UH OH
spigot: MCCOY: HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A.
: EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF
spigot: YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHILE SMOKING DOPE
deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE FUNNY
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deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dick-wolf #drunk-deuce #haggle-gaggle #laughing-deuce #law-and-order #marijuana #plant #reduplication #tv #woodring-field-background |
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255 | 6/17/1999 | exiled spigot: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH
spigot: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE
deuce: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE
spigot: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE
spigot: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED
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deuce spigot |
#claire #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #facial #jill-hennessy #law-and-order #porn #woodring-room-background |
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8,392 | 3/10/2022 | existence annihilated pants: SO, SO TIRED
pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE)
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED
pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT
pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED
deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0 |
#bored-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sad-deuce #very-very-tired #violence #white-background |
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7,254 | 1/30/2019 | exotic pants: piss (possibly piss)
pants: confirming: piss
deuce: validating piss
pants: strange piss
deuce: average piss
pants: working man's piss
deuce: Acapulco piss
pants: exotic |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #piss #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |