spigot: JUST IMAGINING ACCOUNT MANAGERS NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT IN TO EXPAND THE SCOPE OF THE DISCUSSION WITH THE CLIENT BEFORE THE FOURTH SPURTING COCK WAS FINALIZED deuce: LET'S BRING MARKETING INTO THIS

pants: pissing deuce: show me pants: can't deuce: must pants: rubber band around wiener, floomping like balloon, expanding the universe itself deuce: you are dark energy

deuce: FOLKS MY ADOBE ATMOSPHERE LICENSE JUST EXPIRED

deuce: I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK pants: WHAT THEN deuce: [EXPLETIVES DELETED] HARMONY

spigot: I'M A CHAR TO A STAR TO A POINTER TO A DONG TO A BONG TO THIS GUN TO RIGHT IN MY MOUTH AND GOODBYE deuce: WERE YOU EXPLICITLY OR IMPLICITLY CASTED ?!?! spigot: FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK

pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS: pants: TAKE IT pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST

spigot: REPEATEDLY EXPOSING MYSELF ON THE SETS OF BBC'S DOCTOR WHO spigot: NNGG EXTERMINATE spigot: LOOK (WAGGLING IT) spigot: PLEASE L:EYES:K AT MY PENIS

spigot: I'M AMPLE ANNIE deuce: ORAL ANNIE I WAS HOPING pants: TOMORROW pants: TOMORROW pants: I'LL LOVE YA TOMORROW HUUHHHHHHHHHHH SEVERE BEATINGS spigot: THAT MEANS MY DOG AND YOUR CAT HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BOXES FOR AN EXTRA HOUR

pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK

pants: I WOULD LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE SECOND HELPING OF DICK PLEASE pants: AND THANK YOU pants: ETC.

deuce: I WOULD LIKE EXTRA PANCAKE SAUCE pants: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE TOILET

pants: WHO WANTS BONERS deuce: NOT ME pants: PILING THEM ON deuce: T PANTS EXTRA PLEASE

pants: EXTRA SAUCE PLZ (PLZ PRONOUNCED "PULLS" MEANS "PLEASE") pants: A BRUTAL SEXUAL ATTACK?!? !??!?! WELL ALL RIGHTY pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR

: THINKS ABOUT THE DICK : SEES THE DICK : SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT

spigot: OH MY DEAR LORD spigot: GOOSE spigot: KBJS:LIGU: WO(*&%:BQ)( spigot: HOO YOU'RE GONNA GET ME spigot: BHRLGULAEHLFHO$%B(:Q spigot: CHASING spigot: BHALHBLAHBLAHLGEBLGUH OW BONK DONK DUH HURMPH URMPH OW OK ALL RIGHTIE spigot: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME

deuce: LOOKING GENERALLY IN YOUR DIRECTION (BUT NOT DIRECTLY) spigot: NO EYE CONTACT IN THE BATHROOM pants: PLANET AOL pants: 1175 HOURS FREE pants: NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP

deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER pants: DOINK DONG deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT

pants: EYEWITNESSES SAY YOU'RE A FAG deuce: EYEWITNESSES ARE ALSO NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE deuce: ALSO UNSUBSCRIBE pants: IS JIZZFEST ON MONDAY AGAIN THIS YEAR deuce: IT'S EVERYDAY (DUH) pants: OKAY HERE'S MY PITCH: IT'S CALLED THE HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK AND

atandt: EZRA POUND AND E.E. CUMMINGS ????? spigot: EZRA POUND MY FACE INTO THE CARPET MORE LIKE IT spigot: WHO WANTS ANOTHER MUG OF FAG NOG

pants: I'M A GIANT AMAZON ANT LOOK AT ME deuce: I'M A BANANA SPLIT (NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE)

pants: F deuce: AGREED pants: F deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE GETTING SQUIRMY SIR pants: F deuce: THAT'S BETTER

pants: F A N F I C spigot: THAT'S F AS IN FAGGOT, A IS IN A FAGGOT, N LIKE THE N WORD, F AGAIN, I'M A FAGGOT, CHRIST JESUS

pants: I'D FUCK ME deuce: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESTION TO YOU A FEW MONTHS AGO deuce: LYING TO THE FBI IS A FELONY pants: FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS ONLY HAVE JURISDICTION AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL, NOT AT STATE spigot: THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RETARDS

spigot: LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARADE spigot: HUHGUHAUHGUHAUHG THE SOUND OF POKING AND CHOKING AND THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING spigot: FACE AGAINST THE TILE, STARING AT NUTS AND BOLTS

pants: FACE DOWN IN THE SHITTER deuce: STUFFED IN A HOLE spigot: PENISES IN YOUR MOUTH MIGHT BE CREATING A PRIVACY NIGHTMARE

pants: I WOULD LIKE ONE (1) FART PLEASE pants: NOT ASKING FOR A LOT HERE spigot: I TRIED BUT COULDN'T deuce: ZERO FARTS GIVEN pants: OOF OW deuce: LET'S FACE IT, IF YOU HAD A FART, YOU'D JUST WASTE IT pants: YEAH

pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE

pants: PLEASE PAINT MY FACE RIGHT UP deuce: WHAT COLOR deuce: WHITE OR RED pants: I WAS THINKING OF A LOVELY TRANSLUCENT EGGWHITE

spigot: JAPANESE AND CHINESE DICKS spigot: LIVING IN HARMONY spigot: I'M READY FOR MY FACE SHOT NOW PLEASE

deuce: I'm a Social Media Influencer effigy: SQUIRPY deuce: I'm feeling one of those coming on effigy: me too, let's facetime

spigot: ITS FACIAL FRIDAY ON SPUNKSITES IF YOU HAVE A SPUNKPASS pants: I ONLY HAVE ALL-ANAL ACCESS spigot: L

pants: I'M FADING FAST pants: ALSO SOMEBODY LEFT MY QUEER CHAIR IN THE RAIN pants: NOW MY JEANS ARE SOAKED

pants: TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU TALK AND ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS MICKEY MOUSE DANCING WITH THE BOAT IN STEAMBOAT WILLIE pants: YOUR PARENTS CALL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON'T TELL THEN YOU'RE BURIED IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS INSIDE A CONCRETE-FILLED DRUM pants: I'D EAT THEM TO MAKE THEM A PART OF ME BUT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK

pants: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU pants: YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WORDS IN THE ONE LANGUAGE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO KNOW pants: I'D EAT YOU AND MAKE YOU PART OF ME BUT THEN I'D BE A FUCKING LINKIN PARK FAN

pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF JERKCITY WE CALL THIS THING: FAG UNIVERSITY pants: F-F-F-FAG SCHOOL (DID I STUTTER) pants: EARN A DEGREE IN HLUAGHUALGH ALUAGHULAG BLGHABLGHBNAG FAHLUGHALUGH NUGGGGGGGH

pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A FAG HUG deuce: WHAT'S THAT pants: I CANNOT SAY deuce: I SEE

spigot: SO spigot: IS THIS A FAG MUD OR WHAT'S THE DEAL deuce: T SPIGOT I SUSPECT YOU'RE ASKING ALREADY KNOWING THE ANSWER spigot: T DEUCE YES BUT I NEED TO HEAR <<<<YOU>>>> SAY IT deuce: T SPIGOT NOOOOOOOOO

ozone: FAG PARADE deuce: STOP DRINKING ON THE JOB ozone: PARADE == MORE THAN TWO FAGS deuce: EVEN TWO QUALIFIES IF THE FAGS ARE MARCHING IN SOME WAY ozone: THEY HAVE TO HAVE COLORED BANNERS UNLESS THERE ARE TWO OR MORE deuce: DON'T BE RACIST

spigot: GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: GAY GAY GAY / THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY spigot: HE'S GONNA HAVE A SNICKERS AND A -- deuce: I THINK INSTEAD OF "MISDEMEANOR" MISSY ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE "HUGE FUCKING FATASS" spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME deuce: SORRY

pants: GET THE BIG FUCKING FONT OUT: EXCLUSIVE pants: I TOTALLY SAW YOU BUY A FAGGY PINK DRINK AT THE ASHLAND OREGON STARBUCKS (THE ORIGINAL ONE NOT THE NEW ONE OR THE UPCOMING ONE OR THE FOUR MORE PLANNED THROUGH 2007) spigot: T PANTS I SAID PLEASE SHUT UP pants: DEVELOPING...........

spigot: IS THAT A BIG FAT DONG IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!?!?! spigot: DON'T CARE JUST FLOP IT OUT REGARDLESS

spigot: JOE CAMEL AND JOE BOXER ARE FAGS TOGETHER (IN BED) spigot: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THEY'RE BOTH GAY spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW deuce: SOMEBODY BETTER spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP deuce: IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE LEARN spigot: JOE: THIS IS JOE spigot: ME: HEY SUCK DICK FATTY spigot: JOE: SPIGOT IS THAT YOU spigot: *CLICK*

spigot: T PANTS NOTE HOW "FAGS" AND "FLAGS" RHYME pants: I'M A HIGH FLYING FAG spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH

spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!! HE THREW A GUM WRAPPER AT THE TRASH CAN BUT IT BOUNCED OFF THE EDGE!!!!!!!!! FREEZE FRAME / GOOD WORK EINSTEIN spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!!!! A WORD SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK IF YOU SQUINT!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK SAID SOMETHING DUMB!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PREROLL VIDEO ADS FOR AN ANIMATED GIF YOU SAW 10 YEARS AGO

spigot: H-T-T-P COLON COCKS AND NUTS DUH BUH FACE AND HEAD deuce: DOESN'T WORK

spigot: (STATIC) pants: (POP, HISS) pants: (MORE STATIC) spigot: (CLICKS, FAINT HUMMING SOUND) spigot: T PANTS WHAT ?!!? DID NOT HEAR YOU !??! GETTING STONED OVER ?!!? pants: T SPIGOT IF THE LESSON IS THAT I SHOULD PACK THE BONG TIGHTER I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU

pants: T DEUCE SO HEY I KNOW YOU PROBABLY GET A LOT OF THESE REQUESTS AND I HOPE I'M NOT BOTHERING YOU BUT I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS HOW YOU'RE FIXED FOR PRICKS deuce: T PANTS I'M FAIR TO MIDDLIN' deuce: ON A 10 POINT SCALE (1 BEING COMPLETELY UNFIXED FOR PRICKS AND 10 BEING COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FIXED FOR PRICKS) I'D SAY I'M A 6, MAYBE A 7

spigot: GORE CALLS FOR FAIRNESS IN FLORIDA spigot: I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN FLORIDA MISTER EIGHT YEARS OF TAKING A BACK SEAT TO CLINTON'S COCK FOLLOWED BY LOSING TO COUNTRY BUMPKIN

pants: i wonder if i'm fat enough to hold down the fort deuce: I have faith in your faith

deuce: I'M A FAITHLESS ELECTOR deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS

pants: KA-BOOM pants: MY PENIS EXPLODED pants: IT WAS A FAKE CIGAR THE WHOLE TIME

: PANTS AND DEUCE AND JOHN WAYNE TOGETHER IN HEAVEN, FOREVER (AMEN) deuce: (QUAKE VOICE) HEADSHOT pants: HAVE I HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEATING YOU OFF BEFORE SIR (FAKE MOUSTACHE FOOLING NOBODY) pants: A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH ?????? deuce: OUTSTANDING

pants: I SMELL A GRUE deuce: IF YOU PROCEED YOU ARE LIKELY TO FALL INTO A PIT pants: TURN ON LAMP deuce: SUCK A COCK

pants: DRINK HARD LIQUOR pants: THEN FALL OVER

pants: TRYING TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY BACK FOOT, FALLING OVER deuce: [STAR TREK RED ALERT SOUND]

spigot: FAMILY-SIZED SQUIRTS IN MY MID-RANGE SEDAN spigot: :LOUDSPEAKER: PANTS FROM BONEQUEST WEARS LADY CLOTHING pants: FLUSTERED, JUMPING TO TRY AND GRAB THE MEGAPHONE AWAY FROM YOU

pants: SERIOUSLY IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME THAT WOULD BE JUST FINE I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS (THIS BONG AND THAT DONG) pants: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE BLOCK ME FROM YOUR SITE I CANNOT STOP JERKING OFF AND I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY DIZZY (AND THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS) pants: I HAVE APPEARANCES TO KEEP UP YOU KNOW

deuce: MAXIMUM STEALTH deuce: DICKS ACQUIRED deuce: DECLOAKING

spigot: HOMPTH HORMPH I'M IN A FANCY RESTAURANT

pants: STUFF MY FANNY WITH POO spigot: DID YOU MEAN FANNY PACK spigot: BECAUSE YOUR FANNY MIGHT ALREADY BE FULL!!!!!!! spigot: OR AM I PACKING THE FANNY spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL spigot: SENDING YOU A CALENDAR INVITE spigot: MONDAY MORNING AT 6:30 WORK FOR YOU?????? spigot: IT WILL BE AN ALL-DAY EVENT spigot: STRETCHING THE RIBBON ACROSS THE ENTIRE WEEK AND AROUND THE MOON spigot: YOU HAVE RECEIVED AN INVITATION TO COLLABORATE!!!!!!!! spigot: A KICK-OFF CALL!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FOLLOWED BY A VERY IMPORTANT ONE ON ONE spigot: AND A SELF REVIEW spigot: AND A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION spigot: IT'S NOT WORKING OUT AND HERE'S A BOX spigot: GUESS YOU CAN PACK THAT!!!!!!! spigot: SUBJECT: EXIT INTERVIEW MON 6:30AM spigot: SUBJECT: DID YOU GET MY MAIL spigot: SUBJECT: LEFT YOUR POO IN THE STAIRWELL

deuce: FANNYPACKS ALL AROUND pants: HANDING THEM OUT LIKE AID WORKERS FROM THE BACK OF A TRUCK deuce: THERE'S NO NEED TO CROWD EVERYONE WILL GET ONE

pants: EVERYBODY MUST DIE pants: EXCEPT YOU OF COURSE pants: AND ME I GUESS pants: AND THAT ONE OVER THERE pants: ERROR_LOG(PRINT_R(ARRAY("FANNYPACKS!!!!!!!!!" => "!!!!!!!!!!!"), TRUE));

pants: YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET

pants: i hope far cry 6 takes place in the castro district pants: am i adorbs deuce: you are godlike pants: that is not adorbs tho

pants: _FEW CLOUDS_ (RAIN MAN VOICE) deuce: GOTTA SAY IT TWICE deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING FAR CRY 6 WITH ME pants: COUCH REASONS deuce: FUCK YO COUCH pants: GETTING UP BUT I WARN YOU IT WILL TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO GET DOWN THE HALLWAY deuce: I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU

pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH (PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE) ozone: UH ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3

deuce: SUCK MY PRICK deuce: PLEASE pants: FARM-LIKE deuce: IT'S THE "PLEASE" THAT MAKES IT ART

spigot: INTRODUCING FART FONTS spigot: THEY MAKE FART SOUNDS WHEN YOU TYPE THEM MAYBE spigot: INTRODUCING PLUS FARTS spigot: YOU DO A FART BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONFIGURE IT

:first: ANGRY BUT NOT FOR LONG YOU'LL SEE pants: FART CONDITIONS OVERNIGHT: BURSTY pants: UPGRADED TO SCATTERED deuce: LET US KNOW IF WE GET TO SPOTTY BECAUSE THEN IT'S A REAL MESS

deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: TOTALLY SUCKIN' IT deuce: WHOLE LOTTA SUCKIN' GOING' ON pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU

deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: COMPUTERS ARE A VERY CONVENIENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE AS WELL deuce: SOME BIG OL' SUCKIN' GOIN' ON

spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD TELL STEPHEN HAWKING HIS VOICE IS LIKE FARTS IN A COFFEE CAN spigot: YES COFFEE IS AVAILABLE IN CANS !!!!!!!! spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' YUBAN spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' SANKA spigot: FOLGERS ANYONE ?????? spigot: MAYBE A LITTLE MJB ??????? spigot: OH!!! DON'T MIND ME!!! I'M JUST ***CHOCK FULL O'NUTS*** spigot: SERIOUSLY MY WIFE IS VERY ILL AND SUFFERING FROM ****MEDAGLIA D'ORO**** spigot: BOOM, ANOTHER COFFEE IN A CAN spigot: MAXWELL HOUSE spigot: HILLS BROS. spigot: THE ONLY THING STEPHEN HAWKING SHOULD SAY IS EXTERMINATE

:: DO NOT PLUG IN 24V AC TO COM PORT OR YOU WILL RISK DAMAGING YOUR TRANSFORMER. PICTURED BELOW: "PANTS" pants: FTL BUT WITH COCKS AND BALLS WHERE WE EXPLORE AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE SEARCHING FOR DICK pants: THE JOURNEY IS IN THE ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! A LONELY COCK IS POKING UP THROUGH A FRESHLY-DRILLED HOLE. (A) CAREFULLY REMOVE EXCESS SHAVINGS TO PROTECT THE COCK FROM CUTS (B) AVOID THE COCK (SPACE COCKS ARE NO JOKE)

deuce: well I'm both fat and bored and also just ate!!! deuce: now I'm considering beating off deuce: this is our daily standup

deuce: I'M FAT AND STOMPING AROUND THE HALLWAYS (STOMP STOMP) net: ... net: I'M JUST FAT deuce: ... deuce: VERY WELL (CARRY ON) net: ...

spigot: A staggering number of troops are fat and tired, report says spigot: blam blam blam do we have any more lemon bars

deuce: HOLD ME pants: YOU ARE TOO FAT AROUND THE FAT AROUND AND WE ARE STUCK pants: ENDLESSLY ORBITING EACH OTHER IN SPACE pants: A WORDLESS GROPE ENSUES deuce: IT IS LIKE 2001 IN THAT IT IS A VERY VERY SLOW SCENE BUT IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE (THE GROPING)

deuce: fat as fat can be pants: [minecraft skeleton noises]

spigot: MISSING YOUR FAT FACE AND HEAD pants: PRICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO

pants: HE KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT AND NOW I HAVE TO GUM THE DICK

spigot: I'M THE MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS - URRFF HURRRG I'M A FAT DORK spigot: JOHN CLEESE WAS MY FAVORITE, NEXT WAS TOM BAKER spigot: I LIKED THE MOVIE ABOUT KNIGHTS spigot: I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUCK FAT FLOPPY DICK UNTIL MY SINUSES CLEAR UP spigot: OKAY BUT TRY TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE

spigot: I THINK WE'RE ALL FAT GAY FILM STUDENTS HERE, LET'S ROLL spigot: ACTION spigot: URF OW HURMPH PUMPING IT INTO THE AIR

spigot: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE LIKE MY FAT GAY STONED COCKSUCKING FACE deuce: HUHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT WAS HONEST, GENUINE LAUGHTER

deuce: IS THIS FAT INDIAN GIRL ON NORTHERN EXPOSURE RETARDED OR WHAT spigot: I'D SAY A FAT INDIAN GIRL ALREADY HAS THREE STRIKES AGAINST HER

spigot: NET YAROZE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FAT KIDS pants: SHORT KIDS spigot: EVEN KIDS WITH DONGS pants: GAY KIDS spigot: DID I SAY FAT KIDS pants: ALSO KIDS WITH BONGS

pants: DO THESE FATPANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT (BRIEF FASHION SHOW ENSUES)

pants: I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIR TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS !!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE deuce: HOW RUDE

spigot: OH spigot: WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: GO spigot: LICK spigot: ING deuce: HE'S STUCK spigot: DICK spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME........... ----> AGAIN <---- deuce: THAT'S MY JOB HERE (DUH) deuce: I'M THE FAT USELESS DIPSHIT THAT NOBODY LIKES BUT FOR SOME REASON NOBODY CAN SEEM TO GET RID OF

spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO BE FAT WHILE I SMOKE pants: SERIOUSLY LET'S CONSIDER THE HUMPTY-DUMP AS THE OFFICIAL JERKCITY DANCE deuce: LAMBADA !!!!!!! pants: T DEUCE DON'T BE GROSS

pants: THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE pants: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL pants: CHECK OUT MY ABS HALGHALUGHLAH GLBALGHLBAG

deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF JUST TO BE SAFE atandt: GOOD CALL deuce: AFTER ALL THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN THE BALANCE atandt: YOUR JERK WILL MAKE OR BREAK US

pants: SO MY DAD'S STILL MOLESTING ME pants: HE LIKES IT ALTHOUGH I FIND MYSELF INDIFFERENT ABOUT THE PROCESS pants: OKAY THAT'S A WRAP pants: I'LL BE SMOKING IN THE PARKING LOT IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME pants: ONE MORE PAGE TO GO ??? CAN WE EDIT THIS PART OUT pants: ALL RIGHT: UH, DEAR CANADIAN GOTH GIRL pants: WAIT WRONG PAGE pants: THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE MUPPET SHOW

pants: who will go to the father/daughter dance with me deuce: are you the father of the dauggggggggg pants: i'm uh pants: well i'm whatever you need me to be pants: is that a

atandt: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS pants: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS deuce: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER) atandt: IS IT 'DEUCE' OR MAYBE 'PANTS' pants: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE atandt: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'? atandt: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY TIMING pants: DEFINITELY FATNESS

spigot: KING CHARLES THE FIRST WORE THREE SHIRTS TO HIS BEHEADING spigot: SO HE WOULDN'T SHIVER IN THE COLD AND APPEAR AFRAID spigot: ALSO I'M THE FATTEST GAYEST PLUMPEST MEXICAN IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH spigot: LINCOLN WAS AN AMATEUR BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR deuce: KILL THE HISTORY DORK spigot: HE WENT THAT WAY!!!!! -------> deuce: LHGAHLGAHLGA deuce: GLHAGG deuce: GHL....... deuce: (FADING INTO THE DISTANCE, CLEARLY FOILED)

spigot: DO YOU NEED A SPECIAL LICENSE TO OPERATE A FAX MACHINE spigot: ARE THERE ANY FAX MACHINE CLUBS IN YOUR AREA spigot: CAN YOU CONDUCT THE THURSDAY NIGHT FAX NET WHERE WE ALL FAX EACH OTHER spigot: OKAY WE HAVE A JAMMER (SHEETS AND SHEETS OF BLACK) spigot: HAD AN EPSON FOR YEARS, FINALLY SWITCHED TO HP BUT I MISS THE OLD KNOBS AND MENUS (spigot): PSST spigot: ARE YOU GOING TO FAXCON 2015 deuce: OH GOD PISSING INTO MY MOUTH

pants: are you really a female body inspector deuce: well what does my badge say

atandt: DO NOT HESITATE atandt: TAKE ACTION! atandt: YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOST ENEMY atandt: THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF deuce: HOLY SHIT

deuce: LOOKING FOR SOME VALIDATION NUTWARD deuce: THAT MEANS IN THE DIRECTION OF MY NUTS spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH FEEDBAG