deuce: I'M HUNGRY deuce: FORTUNATELY I HAVE OODLES OF NOODLY COCK ALL AROUND ME deuce: SURROUNDING ME, CLOSING IN

pants: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY MY BALLS PLEASE pants: NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BOWL-HAIRCUT WRAPPED IN A HOSPITAL GOWN pants: FEED ME HAMMIE TREATS YOU FAT STUPID SHITS

spigot: WHAT ABOUT BEING STONED AGAIN pants: WHO spigot: NEVER MIND pants: WHAT

deuce: t pants what you need is Jesus pants: feel my soul deuce: that's not your pants: just squint

pants: FEELIN' GRABBY pants: GROPEY pants: HANDSY pants: LET ME DO AS I DO: SQUEEZING + PINCHING pants: FORMING A SEAL AROUND THE AFFECTED AREA WITH MY MOUTH pants: SLAPPING + SLASHING deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: THIS CANNOT END WELL pants: IT NEVER DOES!!!!!!!!! deuce: YOU'RE BLOWING A VACUUM CLEANER deuce: AND IT'S NOT EVEN ON, THIS ISN'T EVEN ENTERTAINING TO WATCH pants: YOU MAY BE EXCUSED deuce: I SHALL GO WITH GOD pants: ALL PRAISE TO HIM

spigot: :BANJO: spigot: :NOTES: spigot: FOLKS :BANJO::NOTES: spigot: WHO'S FEELING A LITTLE . . . spigot: :RACEHORSE::CACTUS: FENCED IN :CACTUS::FARMER: spigot: JUST ? spigot: GIVE :VIOLIN: spigot: ME :MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD: spigot: DONGS / LOTS OF DONGS :SAXOPHONE: spigot: IN MY STUPID FUCKING FACE spigot: :TRUMPET:GIVE :TRUMPET:ME :TRUMPET:THOSE :TRUMPET:DONGS spigot: I'VE BEEN SHOT

deuce: WHO HAS THESE DISGUSTING FOOT FETISHES AND WHY ARE THEY SUBJECTING ME TO IT IN THE WRONG NEWSGROUPS spigot: IF I WANTED TO LOOK AT POLAROIDS OF SOME STUPID WOMAN'S FOOT I COULD PROBABLY JUST TAKE THEM MYSELF pants: IF YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE, YOU HAVE A FOOT FETISH pants: THAT'S THE LAW

pants: suck it and punch it pants: run away, hide under the trailer, get pulled out feet-first by state police pants: it's my cousin's car

spigot: FOLKS A CAT WALKED ON MY PILLOW AND I THINK I HAVE FELINE AIDS spigot: WELPS!!! OFF TO THE VET spigot: A PLASTIC CONE ON MY DONG LIKE A MEGAPHONE spigot: ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

deuce: FELONY STALKING pants: WHERE deuce: OVER THERE (POINTING) pants: WHERE pants: RUNNING TOWARDS THE HORIZON deuce: SUCKER

spigot: POUND MY BALLS SO I QUALIFY FOR FEMA AID

pants: DUMP NEEDS ATTENTION (TAPE POSITIONING ERROR): DO YOU WANT TO ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE? ("YES" OR "NO") spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU REBOOT JERKCITY FOR ME (IT'S NO LONGER FUNNY) spigot: I.E. STUPID

spigot: CATEGORIES LIKE FEMDOM AND JOI AND BALLBUSTING spigot: ALSO I DON'T LIKE STRANGER THINGS

spigot: FEYNMAN'S REVERSE SPRINKLER IS JUST TWO FAGS BLOWING EACH OTHER UNDERWATER deuce: I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!!!

pants: BWAHAHAHAHAHA FART ESCAPES deuce: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURP

deuce: TWO LARGE OBVIOUSLY GAY BATS SOARED THROUGH THE NIGHT SKIES, THEIR BATLY WINGS FLIPPING AND FLAPPING AND FLYING AROUND WITH RADAR spigot: BUT spigot: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT ONE THING deuce: BUT WHAT

deuce: HEAD pants: HEAD deuce: SO YOU'RE WITH ME THEN pants: AYE deuce: VERY WELL: I HEREBY GIVE YOU A FIELD PROMOTION TO COCKSUCKER SECOND CLASS

spigot: CAN WE NOMINATE ADRIANA CHECHIK FOR THE FIELDS MEDAL spigot: SOME OF US FEEL SHE'S DONE SOME GOOD WORK deuce: FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS??? spigot: UM spigot: I'LL CRACK YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OPEN AGAIN

pants: GOD'S JUDGEMENT IS FIERCE AND ALSO FAIR AND A LITTLE BI deuce: JUST A LITTLE THOUGH pants: IT'S ENOUGH deuce: ENOUGH TO BE WORRYING pants: FURROWING MY BROW, MY WEINER'S BROW

spigot: FIG BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: T SPIGOT I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE spigot: GET OUT OF MY ROOM pants: T SPIGOT NOT UNTIL WE DISCUSS PROPER BIRTH CONTROL METHODS

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY NOT ONLY IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE TENSES BUT ALSO THE PLUPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE deuce: SO IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE GAY spigot: YOU TRICKED ME spigot: GRIDDLE MARKS / TILE MARKS deuce: SHOVING

deuce: I'M WITH YOU BROTHER FIGHT THE POWER deuce: T DICK WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR AGAIN

pants: FIGHT THE POWER (BLOWJOB NOISES) pants: SEAL MY ASSHOLE WITH TAR, MUCK pants: FATHER I CRAVE POO

effigy: FIGHT TROLL WITH PENIS. effigy: NO EFFECT.

pants: [REDACTED](THANKS) pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: MY KNUCKLES ARE BRUISED FROM FIGHTING AND BEATING OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS

pants: I HAVE ATTACHED A JPEG OF MY ENTIRE BASKET (DICK AND BALLS COMBO). PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THEY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU. deuce: AN EASTER PACKAGE, IF YOU WILL

pants: W3C HTML 4.01 QUEER pants: I'M SOME KIND OF SISSY pants: FILE ME UNDER GAY BAKERY pants: FUSS WITH MY NUTS pants: CRAM THE CHEESE THAT YOU FIND pants: WE WILL BE FILE HANDLES deuce: I INSIST ON BEING A SOCKET pants: STROKE, HAVING A

spigot: FILKING IS FOR SINGING ALONG TO, PEOPLE spigot: NOT LAUGHING AT OR THROWING BEER BOTTLES IN THE FACE OF pants: ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER GIVE UP !!! pants: FILK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER FILKED OUT BEFORE spigot: ZERO HITS TO MY LIVE FILK CYBERCAST????????? spigot: I WORKED HARD ON THAT pants: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???????? HER SHOUTCAST PLUGIN ????? spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FILK IN FRONT OF MY MOM YOU IDIOT

pants: FAN FICTION //////////////// FAN ART?????????????????????????///////////// spigot: IF ONLY WE COULD COMBINE FILKING WITH DICKLICKING deuce: GAYS deuce: FILKLICKING pants: NO DICKFILKING spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT

pants: SING A SONG OF SUCKING IT deuce: A POCKET FULL OF PRICKS pants: CHOKING / POKING deuce: ALL FALL DOWN

spigot: FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU HAVE ANY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS!!!!! GLUTEN / VEGAN spigot: where's the dropdown for all the foods i think are just fucking gross a.k.a all the food you intend to serve up spigot: folks as a team activity we're going to poo on the street and pop it in the microwave

spigot: I'M FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THE RICHNESS OF LIQUOR spigot: I'M THE LIFE OF THE PARTY spigot: WOOO HOOOO HEY EVERYONE I SHAVED MY BALLS TODAY

pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP THE FILMSTRIP IS ABOUT TO START deuce: T SPIGOT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE SCIENCE ?!?!? AFTER ALL IT BROUGHT YOU THE BONG YOU USE DAILY spigot: I DON'T USE A BONG I JUST LIGHT IT RIGHT IN MY HAND

deuce: DICKS atandt: AOL DICKS deuce: HOTMAIL DICKS ??!!?!? atandt: NETSCAPE DICKS deuce: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (JEW DICKS) atandt: FOOL!!!!! JEWS DON'T HAVE DICKS!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHAT

deuce: DID YOU KNOW URI GELLER IS A FRAUD??? deuce: AND THAT DOUSING DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK???? deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRK SEIZURE spigot: HIS WHOLE LIFE IN TIRELESS SERVICE TO AN AUDIENCE GOING *NO DOY* spigot: MORE LIKE A-DURRRRRI GELLER deuce: FINALLY COMING CLEAN: deuce: I'M THE ONE WHO EMBEZZLED ALL THAT MONEY FROM THE JAMES RANDI FOUNDATION spigot: WITH JUST YOUR MIND SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE OWED THE $1MM deuce: FUCK YES spigot: THEY MIGHT EVEN OWE YOU SOME MONEY spigot: LET ME CC: MY ACCOUNTANT deuce: [FIRE TRUCK ARRIVES]

spigot: FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS: MY WELLS FARGO ONLINE STATEMENT IS AVAILABLE

deuce: IF YOU USE UNIX FIND(1) TO LOCATE YOUR PORNOGRAPHY........... deuce: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK !!!11 deuce: WAIT

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: BALLS?????????????????? deuce: PERHAPS -- YOU HAVE NOT YET PROVEN YOURSELF ozone: FINE FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !

deuce: AD HOC???/ MORE LIKE ADD COCK deuce: FINE I'LL LEAVE

deuce: COCKSUCKING deuce: *** NOT AVAILABLE IN IA, DE, MN, FL, LT

pants: HURTS TO WIPE !!! pants: ARE YOU SURE I SHOULD BE USING BRILLO PADS ??? WRITE BACK deuce: YOU SHOULD BE USING FINE-GRAIN SANDPAPER pants: (SPUTTERING) BUT THE FAQ SAID deuce: DON'T TRUST THE INTERNET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: MY FINGERPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE BONG ??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING spigot: CSI: JERKCITY WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS BEST THEY KNOW HALGHUGHALG pants: METH LABS ARE PART OF OUR NATURAL HERITAGE spigot: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY SEX OFFENDERS BUT ALSO BY CHINAMEN pants: FREE THE JERKCITY 7 spigot: DON'T MISS SUSAN SARANDON AND GOLDIE HAWN IN "THE BANGER SISTERS" NOW IN THEATERS !!! PEPSI

pants: LOVIN' THE PISS deuce: TELL ME ABOUT IT pants: BETTER YET I'LL DO A SHOW WITH FINGER PUPPETS deuce: EXCELLENT (RUBS HANDS TOGETHER EXCITEDLY)

deuce: AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NMBMBBHBH GLURFFK FIRE SMOKE DEAD deuce: AALIYAH IS ARABIC MEANING "ASCENSION INTO HEAVEN AFTER DYING IN FIERY PLANE CRASH" deuce: I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS FOLKS

spigot: FIREWORKS IN THE COURTROOM AS I POO MY PANTS

deuce: (FLASH) (EVERYTHING SUDDENLY BURSTS INTO FLAME) (BLAST WAVE DESTROYS EVERYTHING EXCEPT HEAVY BUILDINGS) (SHOCKWAVE ARRIVES, COMPROMISES INTEGRITY OF EVEN HEAVY BUILDINGS) (RETURN PRESSURE WAVE COLLAPSE ALL BUILDINGS) (FIREBALL REACHES SITE)

spigot: WE LOST THE BROKEN BROOM HANDLE AND WE THREW A KEGGER IN THE BASEMENT

spigot: I HAVE BEEN FIRED FROM BONEQUEST FOR MY UFO BELIEFS spigot: NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED FROM WALDENBOOKS FOR MY UFO BELIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIRED FROM CHEVRON FOR MY UFO BELIEFS spigot: NOTE: AND BY UFO BELIEFS I REFER TO TIT SQUEEZING BELIEFS spigot: WEBZINES FACE TOUGH TIMES.

spigot: I WAS A LOYAL DEDICATED AND OFTEN VERY STONED EMPLOYEE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET ?????????????????? spigot: HONK BONK FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

spigot: YOUR BADGE DOESN'T WORK???? spigot: YOUR PHONE IS GONE???? spigot: THERE'S A DICK IN YOUR FACE???? spigot: DO TELL!!!!!!!

spigot: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: FIREFOX ADD-ONS :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT:

spigot: WHO'S AS EXCITED AS ME TO PRE-ORDER CHARLEY CHASE'S FIRST ANAL : DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND spigot: NOW LET'S SEE A SHOW OF HANDS IF YOU THINK SHE REALLY KNOWS WHAT SHE'S GETTING HERSELF INTO

pants: THE FIRST TIME ANAL deuce: AND THE LAST TIME |ANAL pants: ARE THEY THE SAME ANAL???????????? ONLY TIME WILL TELL / ONLY GOD KNOWS / WE'LL NEVER KNOW / WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING deuce: GOD ONLY KNOWS pants: DICK WITH ME

deuce: HI THIS IS AN AWFULLY INTERESTING FIRE HYDRANT pants: DUH pants: DUHHHHHHHHHHH pants: FUCKING DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bung: NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF BOOTCAMP OR SOME GAY VAUDEVILLE SHOW

deuce: THAT'S A FULL PLATE pants: FIRST-DEGREE SODOMY, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL PENETRATION, RAPE, ROBBERY AND BURGLARY spigot: I WILL ADD THOSE TO MY INTERESTS

pants: 11111111111111111111111 pants: 2 pants: 3 pants: 4 pants: 55555555555555555555555555 pants: 6 pants: 7 pants: 888888888888888888888888888 pants: 999999999999999999999999999 pants: THE FIRST DICKS OF THE MORNING ARE THE WORST

spigot: YAY HERE'S THE PORN spigot: HUBLAHAHBALHBL DICKS FOR ME pants: HUBLAHAHBALHBL pants: I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT pants: FIRST MAKE AN O pants: SLJKDFHSKDFHKSDJFHSKJDFHKSJDFHKSDFHS(D*FHISDF GOD HELP ASNLDKFJLSDFJ

spigot: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WRITE "GAY" ANYTHING spigot: BUT BE CAREFUL WHO YOU BITE - BECAUSE IN OUR NEXT STORY COUNT FAGGOT GETS AIDS AND DIES OF PNEUMONIA IN HIS CASTLE deuce: I'VE GOT MY ANSI C REFERENCE BOOK RIGHT HERE BUT IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS AS PART OF THE OFFICIAL C LANGUAGE (MAYBE I SHOULD GET A C++ REFERENCE MANUAL)

spigot: FIRST OF ALL spigot: YOU NEVER "DOWNLOAD" A PDF spigot: YOU ***CLAIM*** YOUR ***WHITEPAPER***

pants: I APPEAR TO HAVE TORN MY STOCKINGS deuce: I CHIPPED A NAIL, NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM pants: BUT WE CAN GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! HUNTING FOR BOYS AND SBARRO

pants: WHATEVER deuce: FIRST POINT: BUUUUUUH deuce: SECOND ITEM: HUR deuce: THIRD SUBJECT: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

deuce: OUR FIRST RULE IS: NO DICKLICKING pants: FUCK THAT HLUAGHLUAHGLAHUGLAUHG deuce: OKAY YOU'RE OUT

spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!! spigot: RECALL ME

spigot: FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIME DICKLICKER

pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO HUGALGALUAHGUHLAHGAG deuce: THIS CODEINE WILL TURN ME INTO A NUCLEAR CAPABLE SOVEREIGN NATION pants: THE BIG FISH SUCK THE LITTLE ONES (WHICH IS AN ODD STATE OF AFFAIRS IF YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT) deuce: IF WE ALL LICK DICK WILL THE EARTH STOP SPINNING ON ITS AXIS pants: YES MOM I'M DISCUSSING FISH DICKS IN CHAT WITH MY ONLINE FRIENDS deuce: ANSWER MY QUESTION

deuce: GUYS deuce: GUYS deuce: I JUST BOUGHT FISH STICKS deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS deuce: CORRECT ANSWER: A THIRD WORLD WAR

deuce: FIVE ALARM FIRE atandt: WHERE deuce: IN MY MOUTH atandt: HOLY deuce: PLEASE PUT IT OUT WITH DICK atandt: T DEUCE INTERVENTION

spigot: one for the money spigot: two to lick dick spigot: three to lick dick spigot: four to lick dick spigot: five and up, dicklicking

spigot: OKAY THEN spigot: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH deuce: I'D HELP BUT MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO BED spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M ASKING FOR HELP deuce: T SPIGOT I WISH I COULD HELP BUT I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS spigot: AND FIVE BLANKETS

spigot: PLEASE SLIDE YOUR BALLS ALONG THE INK PAD AND TAKE A SEAT ON THIS CLEAN WHITE PAPER spigot: AND AGAIN spigot: JUST GONNA PUT MY FINGERS ABOVE YOUR DONG AND ROLL IT FROM LEFT TO RIGHT OVER THE SECOND INK PAD spigot: THERE WE GO spigot: NOW FIVE BRIGHT FLASHBULB PICS OF YOUR DONG AND DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR FACE spigot: YOU'RE FREE TO GO spigot: OOP, HOLD ON PUNCH POUND SQUIRT spigot: WE NEED TO START OVER

deuce: I ORDERED FROM FIVE GUYS AND ALL I GOT WERE THESE FIVE GUYS

pants: QUEER IT UP A LITTLE IN THERE PLEASE spigot: FIVE MINUTE PRICK BREAK EVERYONE spigot: HOOF HURF HOMPH LICKING DUH spigot: THAT WAS LOVELY pants: YOU HOLD HIM AND I'LL CHOP HIS HEAD OFF

spigot: okay i think it's time for some beers and then back to bed who's with me pants: i've done my part today spigot: that was a gay trap, get out of my bed pants: s-sorry spigot: you're not moving though pants: 5 more minutes

pants: DICKS deuce: FLAGGED AS INAPPROPRIATE

spigot: THIS POSTING HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR REMOVAL. spigot: COME BACK FAKE SEX LADY

pants: <H1>SEXUAL</H1> pants: WILD AIR PUNCHES pants: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

spigot: AND THEN IT FLAPPED AROUND BONKING INTO ALL THE EXPENSIVE ANTIQUES AND SMOKED ALL THE DOPE AND LOGGED INTO JERKCITY spigot: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

pants: SUFFERAGE !!! NOTHING LIKE ROUGHAGE AS IT TURNS OUT pants: THE NEW REPUBLIC HAS FAILED ME AND YET I STAND HERE pants: GREAT THE WAR IS OVER NOW LET'S GO TO A PLAY : Originally published April 3, 1922

spigot: THPIGOT IS TYPING (FLAPPING, FLOPPY HANDS OVER IMAGINARY PIANO) pants: (SAD) ALL RIGHT pants: WHY MUST WE pants: CAN'T YOU

spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: FLIPPITY FLAP I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THE GAYEST BAT IN SUNNYVALE pants: JUST CLICK AND CUSTOMIZE MY NUTS spigot: NO CARRIER

pants: VAMPYRE BATS ??? deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP pants: THEY ARE FLAPPING AND BONKING INTO SHIT, KNOCKING STUFF DOWN AND OTHERWISE CAUSING ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE pants: I WENT INTO THE SECRET ROOM EXPECTING TO SEE CREATED BY WARREN ROBINETT AND INSTEAD THERE WAS JUST A FUCKING STARBUCKS THERE deuce: GHLAGHLUAHGULAG

pants: AUUUGH FLASHBACKS

deuce: WHERE IS THE PORN net: IN HERE (POINTING WITH FLASHLIGHT) deuce: GLARG net: CLOSER...

deuce: CAN'T I JUST LICK DICK QUIETLY OVER HERE WITHOUT THE COPS SHINING THEIR BRIGHT FLASHLIGHTS IN MY FACE EVERY TEN MINUTES deuce: COME TO THINK OF IT IT'S A COP'S DICK I'M SUCKING deuce: OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE GHLGLHAGHULGAHLUGAHLUGA HUL OW OW OW OW BILLY CLUB

spigot: SOMETHING IS SQUIRTING DOWN MY PANTLEGS spigot: FLASHBACK: ARBY'S

effigy: THAT'S NO FLASHLIGHT spigot: as a trans woman,

pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE 1980S pants: THIS IS CNN pants: MAY I HAVE THE FLATBREAD deuce: `DENIED` pants: WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM deuce: BECAUSE YOU CANNOT CONTROL THE AUDIENCE

SPIGOT: I'M GOING TO FLING THIS BALONEY OVER THE WALL OF MY CUBE AND WHOEVER CATCHES IT CAN HAVE IT SPIGOT: NOTICE HOW "BALONEY" IS FUNNIER THAN "BOLOGNA" SPIGOT: EVEN THOUGH "BOLOGNA" HAS THE WORD LOG IN IT

atandt: CAN YOU RETURN TO THE PART WHERE-- hanford: STOP THIS IS A RE-RUN atandt: WHAT hanford: SHUT IT DOWN pants: HI I'M PANTS FROM hanford: SHUT IT DOWN NOW

atandt: CAN YOU RETURN TO THE PART WHERE YOUR FACE IS IN MY LAP? deuce: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT PARTICULAR SCENE deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP deuce: I DON'T SEE IT HERE IN THE SCRIPT deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP deuce: NOPE CAN'T FIND IT pants: T DEUCE HERE ON PAGE 28, IT'S A FOOTNOTE deuce: T PANTS STAY OUT OF THIS pants: POV: STARING AT A PATCH OF 501 BLUE JEANS, EXTREME CLOSEUP pants: T DEUCE DON'T WORRY THIS IS ONLY FOR THE DIRECTOR'S CUT deuce: T PANTS I SAID I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING

pants: OW THIS IS NOT A FLIPBOOK THIS IS AN ACTUAL BONER deuce: NOT EVEN A VIEWMASTER ?!!?! pants: I WILL CHECK CLOSER pants: OW OW NO IT IS STILL A BONER

pants: GET A MOVE ON EVERY ONE A YAS pants: YAY HEE HEE HEE YAY !!!! CLAPPING MY FLIPPERS TOGETHER, ROCKING MY WHEELCHAIR BACK AND FORTH pants: WHICH IS WHY I USE CLOTH DIAPERS INSTEAD OF DISPOSABLES pants: OKAY pants: LIGHTS ON pants: PROJECTOR OFF pants: ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS pants: IT'S A LIVING (LEANS ON SHOVEL, LIGHTS UP)

pants: NEVER FORGET FLIPPER BABY DEUCE (AS SEEN IN THE COMIC CHAT ABOUT BOX) deuce: FORGOTTEN

pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR deuce: GLAHGLAHG pants: TIE A STRING TO ME THIS TIME deuce: I PROMISED TO INFLATE YOU WITH HELIUM OR SOME OTHER GAY GAS BUT THAT IS WHERE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS MATTER ENDS

atandt: I RATE THIS POO A C+ FOR EFFORT, STYLE pants: DID I JUST FLUSH YOUR REPORT CARD

deuce: CRUMPLING YOU UP AND DOING YOU THE RIGHT WAY spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM FLOATING THROUGH SPACE deuce: CAN WE DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU (NO) spigot: LADIES AND GERMS deuce: WE CANNOT HELP YOU FROM DOWN HERE (REQUIRE ROCKETSHIP)

pants: flop pants: sorry pants: flop pants: sorry not sorry pants: flop pants: leaving them down pants: waddling everywhere

pants: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT TIME MY BONER FLOPPED OUT/POPPED OUT deuce: CONSTANTLY pants: YEAH SAME deuce: IT HAUNTS MY WAKING MOMENTS AND INVADES MY DREAMS deuce: ALSO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT