No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,136 | 6/28/2021 | flopped over spigot: THE WORLD IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY FLORIDA CONDO THAT FLOPPED OVER LIKE IT'S 9/11
deuce: IT JUST DID IT TO GET ATTENTION
spigot: WE GO LIVE NOW, TO THE DIRT CLUMPS
spigot: EVERYONE PLEASE MOVE BACK, SOME OF THESE CLUMPS ARE CLODS |
deuce spigot |
#9-11 #clod #clump #current-events #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #florida #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,929 | 4/24/2015 | flora and fauna and pants: FLORA AND FAUNA AND BONERS AND TRAUMA
deuce: IN THAT ORDER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #fauna #flora #rhyming #trauma #urinal-background |
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4,123 | 2/25/2010 | flowers instead of snickers deuce: T SPIGOT J/O IN MY APARTMENT BATHROOM AT 3.35 AM
spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE INSTEAD OF FLOWERS I BROUGHT SNICKERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #snickers #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,909 | 4/4/2015 | fluffer underflow dick: UH OH FLUFFER UNDERFLOW
spigot: COPS / COME AND TRY TO FAG MY MOPS |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #mops #singing #tcp-ip #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,601 | 7/17/2011 | fluffy four-stack spigot: BREAKFAST WITH IHOP
spigot: A FLUFFY FOUR-STACK OF PIPING HOT GRIDDLECAKES
spigot: AND REAL CREAMERY DONGBUTTER
spigot: ***SCREECH*** SAY WHAT??????? CGI PENGUINS |
spigot |
#black-background #dongbutter #food #penguin #spigot-solo |
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5,639 | 7/8/2014 | fluffy mashed nuts spigot: "SLOBBERING AND CRUNCHING LOUDLY"
spigot: BOSTON BAKED COCKS AND FLUFFY MASHED NUTS |
spigot |
#boston #cocks #deja-vu #nuts #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,444 | 8/7/2019 | flushable applicator spigot: i'm a flushable applicator
spigot: kindly apply me then flush me
spigot: surprise: i am not flushable
spigot: hurrrkkk okay one more attempt i guess
spigot: blblblblbl gllllkkk |
spigot |
#flushable #mountain-background #spigot-solo #tampons |
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8,933 | 9/2/2023 | fly me to the moon deuce: :NOTES: FLY ME / TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY / AMONG THE BALLS 🎵
pants: THOSE AREN'T THE RIGHT LYRICS |
#balls #deuce-pants #discord #drunk-deuce #emoji #frank-sinatra #huffy-pants #mondegreen #moon #mountain-background #singing #url |
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4,297 | 8/23/2010 | flying spigot: HOIF
spigot: FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
spigot: URF |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo |
|
4,856 | 4/11/2012 | fn = fn-1 + fn-2 deuce: STOP FIBONACCING PLEASE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fibonacci-sequence #math #red-background |
|
1,579 | 1/25/2003 | focal review spigot: JUST HAD MY FOCAL REVIEW
spigot: THIS TIME THE FOCUS WAS ON MY FACE
spigot: TECHNICAL ACUMEN: EXCELLENT, FAIR, DEVELOPMENT AREA, PRICKS BONKING
spigot: THESE BROWSER WARS ARE REALLY HEATING UP FOLKS |
spigot |
#browser-wars #folks #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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901 | 3/14/2001 | focus on clarity atandt: TELL DEUCE WHEN YOU TYPE WITH YOUR BALLS, PLEASE FOCUS ON CLARITY
deuce: I'M SORRY I FORGOT I WAS TALKING TO THE NATIONAL SPELLING BEE CHAMPION |
atandt deuce |
#gunmetal-background |
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6,548 | 2/2/2017 | foggy bottom |
atandt net |
#atandt-net #constipation #fighting-irish-pose #orange-groves #vampire #white-background |
|
5,745 | 10/22/2014 | foilage pants: FOLIAGE
deuce: FOILAGE
pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU TALKED TO YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT MAGNETO
deuce: T PANTS I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME
deuce: I'M A LITTLE WORRIED HOW THEY'LL REACT QUITE FRANKLY |
deuce pants |
#comics #deuce-pants #magneto #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face #x-men |
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8,928 | 8/28/2023 | fold me like a piece of paper spigot: MY FAKE CANCER IS BACK
pants: ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY
deuce: MOVE THE MOUSE
spigot: YOU CAN PUSH A PENIS THROUGH MY REAR END AND OUT MY MOUTH IF YOU FOLD ME LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER
deuce: DEMONSTRATING A WORMHOLE WITH A PENCIL AND A PINUP POSTER BUT IT'S A PENIS AND YOUR ALIMENTARY CANAL |
#anal-insertion #anal-sex #blue-background #cancer #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #meta #mouse-cursor #topology #wormhole |
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6,592 | 3/21/2017 | folks spigot: AND NOW THE PURPOSE OF MY 'FOLKS' IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A MOMENT TO LOCK AND LOAD A TWO-ASSET GAG
spigot: DOES SERIOUSLY NOBODY CARE THAT BAY AREA RAINWATER STAINS MY PLASTIC BICYCLE PANTS WITH A FRESH, PROCEDURALLY GENERATED POO-DOWN-THE-LEGS PHONG SHADER
deuce: PHONG
spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS CALIFORNIA'S POWER GRID BECAUSE I'M HAVING A ROLLING BROWN-OUT
pants: PHONG |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #comedy #computer-graphics #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #phong #poo #urinal-background |
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6,365 | 7/18/2016 | follow me everybody pants: THERE MIGHT BE A POKEMON IN THIS STALL!!!!! FOLLOW ME EVERYBODY AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE THEM
deuce: THEIR VISUAL ACUITY IS BASED ON NON-SHIRTLESSNESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #double-negative #pokemon #pokemon-go #science #sfw #stall #urinal-background |
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4,960 | 8/2/2012 | follow me on twitter spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE SHITTER
spigot: LICKIN' ON A DICK / FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER |
spigot |
#blue-background #singing #spigot-solo #summer-in-the-city #the-lovin-spoonful |
|
5,314 | 8/3/2013 | follow me on twitter spigot: IF SUCH OF A THING IS PERMITTED/POSSIBLE/PLAUSIBLE
spigot: PERPENDICULAR
spigot: IN THE WINTER / WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN |
spigot |
#christmas-carol #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,424 | 9/19/2016 | follow up deuce: GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE FIXED THE SINK AND UPGRADED IT SO THAT IT TWEETS CONSTANTLY AND IS ALSO AMBULATORY AND WILL CLEAN UP MESSES AROUND THE HOUSE; BAD NEWS IS IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #good-news-bad-news #sfw #sink #smart-appliances #woodring-field-background |
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4,072 | 1/4/2010 | font of knowledge net: IN CALIFORNIA, DRUNKS MUST PLAN AHEAD
net: TEACHING DRUNKS VALUABLE PLANNING SKILLS IS THE DUTY OF THE STATE
deuce: YOU ARE A FONT OF KNOWLEDGE
net: SOME STATES TAKE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT APPROACH, SUCH AS MAKING YOU PLAN WAY AHEAD IF YOU WANT TO DRINK ON SUNDAY
deuce: AND BY FONT I MEAN FUCKING FAGGOT SO GET SUCKING SMARTY |
deuce net |
#alcohol #california #deuce-net #faggot #insult #planning #scheduling #sunday #urinal-background |
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1,135 | 11/9/2001 | food spigot: I'M A DELCIOUS BANANA SPLIT WITH CHOCOLATE AND WHIPPED CREAM AND NUTS !!!!!!!!!
spigot: PLEASE SAMPLE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BLUH HUH I'M A MILKSHAKE HURRR DUH
|
spigot |
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7,003 | 5/24/2018 | food hacking |
spigot |
#combination #combine #farts #folks #food #food-hacking #gastronomy #hacking #michelin-star #molecular-gastronomy #pizza #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,337 | 3/23/2005 | food tube pants: HAVE WE TRIED PUTTING THE FOOD TUBE IN HER CUNT |
pants |
#cunt #current-events #pants-solo #terri-schiavo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,869 | 2/23/2015 | foodstuffs atandt: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT BESIDES CRICKETS
pants: N |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cricket #insect-eating #stray-dot #urinal-background #y-n |
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4,649 | 9/3/2011 | fool him into disrobing spigot: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!!!!! MY BALLS ARE JUST FINE
pants: T SPIGOT I THINK WE CAN FOOL HIM INTO DISROBING IF WE CALL THE WHOLE THING "A CONTEST" OR SAY THAT ANTIQUES AND BIRD FOOD ARE THE PRIZE OR WHATEVER |
atandt pants spigot |
#antiques #atandt-pants-spigot #balls #bird-food #cat-food #contest #fighting-irish-pose #mouse-cursor #nuts-of-spigot #silent-character #white-background |
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1,427 | 8/26/2002 | fool on the hill deuce: SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY
deuce: FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS
deuce: TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN |
deuce |
#beatles #deuce-solo #fisting #low-res #rape #vocabulary #woodring-field-background |
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6,599 | 3/28/2017 | foomp paf spigot: NOW STUFF BOTH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY BAZINGA * 💥 📷 * ✨ 💡 🌠* 💥 ✨ PAF |
spigot |
#bug-report #debug #emoji #foomph #porn #python #spigot-solo #the-big-bang-theory #urinal-background #wienerdog |
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6,522 | 1/1/2017 | foopmtph pants: FOOPMTPH EJECTED INTO SPACE
deuce: SURROUNDED BY FAINT GLINTING PISS CRYSTALS (NOT MY PISS) |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #foomph #piss #scientifically-accurate #space #space-nuts-background |
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5,202 | 4/13/2013 | for a good reason pants: I THINK GOD SENT A BONER HERE TO MY FACE FOR A GOOD REASON
deuce: SMEAR IT |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #boner #deuce-pants #photo-background #smearing |
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4,464 | 2/10/2011 | for a limited time only net: I AM OFFERING TO SHOW YOU MY BALLS |
net |
#balls #net-solo #nonesuch #special-offer #urinal-background |
|
5,980 | 6/14/2015 | for a second there spigot: WHA
spigot: OH
spigot: FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT I WAS EMPLOYED |
spigot |
#altoids #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #unemployment #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,398 | 11/1/2013 | for about half an hour deuce: I'M HUMPING YOUR LEG (HAVE BEEN FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR)
atandt: OW |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,653 | 2/2/2006 | for all that stuff i said pants: SO YOU FINALLY CAME CRAWLING BACK
deuce: I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID EARLIER ABOUT YOUR PENCHANT FOR UNCOOKED DICKS
deuce: AND NUTPLAY
deuce: AND YOUR ATTEMPT TO CREATE A ROBOT MONSTROSITY
deuce: AND SPIGOT IN GENERAL
pants: GET YOUR HAND OFF MY KNEE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #apology #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #robot #silent-character #woodring-room-background |
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8,125 | 6/17/2021 | for breakfast pants: NUTS FOR BREAKFAST |
pants |
#high-res #nuts #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
|
2,100 | 7/3/2004 | for breakfast this morning spigot: I HAD PORN CATALOGUES FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING!!!!!
spigot: NO
spigot: PINK CANTALOPE |
spigot |
#breakfast #porn #spigot-solo #typo #white-background |
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2,159 | 9/27/2004 | for ever spigot: HELLO TO THE FUCKING IDIOT PARADE OF COLLEGE STUDENTS !!! WHAT AN EXCITING TIME IN YOUR LIVES TO BE ON THE BRINK OF A NEW CAREER LICKING MY DICK FOREVER
spigot: FOREVER
spigot: FOREVER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #college #dicklicking #forever #kc-green #lick-dick-forever #parade #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,608 | 9/18/2008 | for free atandt: LOWERCASE MEANS I'LL SUCK FOR FREE
deuce: EXCELLENT
pants: CHECK IT OUT A WHOLE EXTRA PANEL
pants: WE SHOULD RENT IT OUT TO A CHURCH GROUP |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #cocksucking #lowercase #meta #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,369 | 2/15/2022 | for fuck's sake deuce: FAT FUCK SYNDROME
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I GOT |
#alt-text #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #deuce-solo #diagnosis #fat #gunmetal-background #sad-deuce #somber-deuce |
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8,385 | 3/3/2022 | for future generations pants: AN UNKNOWN, UNQUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT OF JACKING OFF
deuce: WELL IT'S QUANTIFIABLE BUT IT'S TOO LARGE TO MEASURE PRACTICALLY
pants: THEN WE SHOULD SET IT ASIDE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS WHO MAY HAVE MORE EXACT INSTRUMENTS |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #jacking-off #science #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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4,462 | 2/8/2011 | for good measure pants: WHATEVER THE NOISE IS FOR EATING CHOCOLATE CAKES
spigot: I WOULD SAY HOMPTH HURMPTH AND ADD A SMOOSHING IN FOR GOOD MEASURE |
pants spigot |
#cake #eating #food #noises #pants-spigot #smoosh #urinal-background |
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7,223 | 12/30/2018 | for henceforth pants: REJOICE DEATH IS NOT THE END
deuce: FOR HENCEFORTH WE SHALL BE PERFECT
pants: HENCEFORTH I WIMPER NO MORE, POSTPONE NO MORE, NEED NOTHING
deuce: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
pants: YOU WANT TO MAKE FLOWERS TODAY
deuce: THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS: slightly gay |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #gay #mortality #poetry #true-detective #ts-eliot #typo #weird-pants-face #whitman #woodring-den-background |
|
8,155 | 7/17/2021 | for him deuce: FUCK A DUCK FOR ME |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #duck #fuck-a-duck #high-res #single-panel #zoophilia |
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9,296 | 8/30/2024 | for his love of christ pants: WHAT GOOD SHALL WE DO THIS DAY
spigot: WHAT I GOTTA KNOW IS BONEQUEST.COM/PRICKS/ |
#custom-background #epilepsy-warning #fixed-for-pricks #pants-spigot #pricks #single-panel #url #yellow-background |
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7,495 | 9/27/2019 | for instance spigot: INSTEAD OF BASHING GAYS ALL THE TIME YOU COULD TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS
spigot: FOR INSTANCE MY BALLS ARE BOTH TENDER
spigot: *HURF* KICKING |
spigot |
#nu-urinal-background #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #violence |
|
4,846 | 4/1/2012 | for my birthday pants: WILL YOU BEAT ME OFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR A LONG TIME (NEVER) |
deuce pants |
#birthday #black-background #deuce-pants |
|
7,408 | 7/2/2019 | for no great reason spigot: i have cosmic background radiation poisoning in that i am alive for no great reason
deuce: the Universe became transparent so that you might live |
deuce spigot |
#astronomy #deuce-spigot #existential #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
781 | 11/12/2000 | for sale, $1 or best offer hanford: YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU READ TOO MANY EPISODES IN A ROW, YOU'LL GET A HEADACHE
pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST LICK DICK |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,342 | 6/25/2016 | for science pants: DONATE MY SKULL TO SCIENCE
spigot: A WINTER WANK |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #science #urinal-background #wank #winter |
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2,489 | 8/22/2005 | for some odd reason deuce: T PANTS SO APPARENTLY I'M A BIG JOKE TO YOU
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE LIKE A FUNNY CLOWN YES
pants: T DEUCE MY KEYBOARD IS FUCKED UP (SPACEBAR STICKY FOR SOME ODD REASON) |
deuce pants |
#clown #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #keyboard #woodring-field-background |
|
5,335 | 8/24/2013 | for the last time deuce: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S THE ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERACTION AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT ANY MORE DEEPLY WITHOUT YOU LEARNING SOME PHYSICS |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #physics #woodring-room-background |
|
3,467 | 4/30/2008 | for the last time deuce: FOR THE LAST TIME NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU SPIGOT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #making-out #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,829 | 1/14/2015 | for the love of christ deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST ABOVE WHAT THE
deuce: FOR GOODNESS SAKE PLEASE KICK ME
pants: IS SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENING OVER THERE |
deuce pants |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #physical-comedy #sfw #syntax-error |
|
2,705 | 3/26/2006 | for the love of country deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE
spigot: T DEUCE HE'S HOLDING THE LOVE BEHIND HIS BACK
pants: I DON'T KNOW (CONCEALING SOMETHING BEHIND HIS BACK)
deuce: MOTHERFUCKER |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants-spigot #sfw |
|
9,192 | 5/18/2024 | for the love of god pants: BROTHERS SHOULD BE CLOSE DON'T YOU THINK
deuce: LEADING YOU DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT, CLOSING THE DOOR AND LOCKING YOU IN |
#basement #deuce-pants #eggshell-background #scanners #sfw #single-panel #skinny-puppy |
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2,908 | 10/15/2006 | for the love of god deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE ME LAUGH
spigot: HARDON |
deuce spigot |
#comedy #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,278 | 10/24/2007 | for the love of holy christ rands: HOOOOO NUTTS
spigot: T RANDS FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST, THERE IS ONLY ONE T IN NUTS |
rands spigot |
#hey-its-rands #nuts #plant #spelling #spigot-solo #typo #uncensored #woodring-field-background |
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6,063 | 9/5/2015 | for the love of the lord spigot: GIVE US THIS DAY SOME FUCKING HEAD FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD
deuce: (BECAUSE IT ALWAYS INVOLVES ME GIVING HEAD)
spigot: AMEN |
deuce spigot |
#amen #behind-the-scenes #cocks #cropped #deuce-spigot #irc #prayer #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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1,281 | 4/4/2002 | for the record deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A SURVIVOR
pants: IN THAT YOU HAVE ENDURED SOMETHING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE REST OF HUMANITY
pants: AND SOMEHOW MADE IT THROUGH ????? OR THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TODAY
deuce: I BROKE A NAIL
pants: BUT YOU SURVIVED
pants: OR IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE
deuce: RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,053 | 12/14/2009 | for the soul deuce: PISS IS CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #piss #urinal-background |
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9,304 | 9/7/2024 | for your health pants: MAY I HAVE SEVEN OR SO FROSTED CINNAMON ROLLS BEFORE PUTTING ON THE BLOOD PRESSURE CUFF |
#doctor #gluttony #pants-solo #potomac-background #sfw #single-panel |
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7,055 | 7/15/2018 | forced |
deuce pants spigot |
#brilliant #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #forced #punctuation #repetition #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,079 | 8/8/2018 | forced inside out |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #feelings #mountain-background #nuggh #sfw #single-panel |
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493 | 2/1/2000 | forced into little tents pants: THIS SAYS FRAPPUCCINO BUT IT IS CLEARLY PISS
spigot: DOES NOBODY CARE THAT SOON WE'LL BE FORCED INTO LITTLE TENTS AND CONCENTRATION CAMPS?!?!?! AND ALL OUR BONEQUEST HUMOR WILL BE USED AGAINST US IN A COURT OF COCKS??????
spigot: THE TIME TO BOMB IS NOW BEFORE THEY GET ANYMORE "IDEAS" |
pants spigot |
#bomb #bonequest #bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #cocksucking #coffee #concentration-camp #court #ecommerce #frappuccino #pants-spigot #piss #starbucks-background |
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6,677 | 6/14/2017 | forced to be gay or what net: IF I GET THE WRONG EAR PIERCED AM I FORCED TO BE GAY OR WHAT
deuce: "FORCED" IS A STRONG WORD BUT LET'S GO WITH IT FOR NOW |
deuce net |
#camgirls #deuce-net #earring #feet #foot-fetish #gay #mountain-background #piercings #single-panel |
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2,899 | 10/5/2006 | forced to elaborate deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE
pants: SORT OF PURPLISH AND BLUEISH BUT HEY WHAT DO I KNOW
deuce: ALSO BLUE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #nuts #nuts-of-deuce |
|
4,476 | 2/25/2011 | forced to suck deuce: GET UP
pants: NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
|
8,258 | 10/28/2021 | foreigner spigot: :NOTES: HOT BLOODED :NOTES: :NOTES: LOOK AT MY DICK :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: IT'S GONNA SQUIRT YOU UP :NOTES::NOTES: WITH STRAWBERRY QUIK :NOTES:
pants: YOU SHOULD GETTHAT LOOKED AT
spigot: I LITERALLYJUST TOLD YOUTO DO THAT |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #emoji #foreigner #mountain-background #pants-spigot #quik #singing |
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2,857 | 8/24/2006 | forever and ever atandt: ALL GAY HERE
deuce: SHUT UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #gay #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,046 | 3/6/2007 | forever ever spigot: YOUR FACE IN THE DOG SHIT FOREVER
pants: THE MOUTH IS NOT A TOY, PEOPLE |
pants spigot |
#dogshit #eye-injury #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
6,304 | 5/18/2016 | forget about it spigot: ARE WE NOT ROLLING
spigot: OKAY NEVERMIND
spigot: FORGET ABOUT IT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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2,696 | 3/17/2006 | forgive me if i am a little jaded pants: I CAN'T BLOG IF YOU TURN ME INSIDE OUT
net: I'M NOT HERE
pants: ALSO I ASK THAT YOU MOLEST ME MORE EFFICIENTLY (BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN)
net: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
pants: SAY WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK
net: NOT HERE, NOT HAPPENING |
net pants |
#blog #molestation #net-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
4,749 | 12/23/2011 | form a line to the left pants: MY TURN
pants: HURFF DUH BLURFFF
pants: OKAY WHO'S NEXT |
pants |
#blurf #duh #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,084 | 8/13/2018 | fortress of solitude pants: ooh ooh / baby baby
pants: can i take the bag off my head now
pants: i swear to god i won't tell anybody where your fortress of solitude is |
pants |
#dick-wolf #kidnapping #nu-urinal-background #pants-solo #salt-n-pepa #singing #superman |
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6 | 8/24/1998 | forty minute stretches spigot: I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHERE I COULD CHOKE DOWN A 12 OZ DONG AT THE CORNER POKERY
pants: BUT I DON'T MISS THE PART WHERE YOU WACK MY NUTS WITH A STICK FOR FORTY MINUTE STRETCHES
|
#bad-crop #choking #genital-mutilation #mousehole #pants-spigot #pokery #typo #woodring-room-background |
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7,357 | 5/12/2019 | forty years spigot: if a dog dies, does it go to heaven
pants: yes
spigot: so if my childhood dog dies we will be reunited, is that correct
pants: yes
spigot: will i have to clean up 40 years of dog shit all over heaven
spigot: surprise, this is a crank call
spigot: clonk ba-donk
spigot: donk bonk donk ba-donk hello oh donk ba-donk
spigot: cause i'm not really good with warm plastic bags
spigot: what i'd do is pretend i was the gate keeper and just hand people scoops like they're disneyland janitors and say it's a 30 day trial period
spigot: how we doin' on time |
pants spigot |
#all-dogs-go-to-heaven #comedy #disney #dogs #dogshit #heaven #pants-spigot #piss-trough-background |
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446 | 12/19/1999 | forward and back spigot: BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER
spigot: THESE ARCS AND SPURTS AND LINES INDICATE TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT DIRECTIONS
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND HULAGHLAHUGLUA BACK
spigot: BAGHLAGHULAG |
pants spigot |
#assassination #bonequest-hi-fi #jfk #jizz #pants-spigot #repetition #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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1,313 | 5/6/2002 | found in the suggestion box spigot: YOU COULD POKE THE JOINT INTO THE BURRITO AND LIGHT IT AND MAKE A BURRITO BONG LIKE THE MEXICANS FROM THE DAYS OF THE PILGRIMS |
spigot |
#bong #burritos #dope #drugs #history #marijuana #mexicans #pilgrims #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,776 | 6/6/2006 | four if you count this one atandt: BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME
atandt: I THINK THERE'S A PRIVATE JIZZ PARTY GOING ON
spigot: MORE LIKE A BONEQUEST JIZZ FESTIVAL
spigot: PROUD TO SPONSOR TODAY'S THREE PANELS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #black-background #festival #jizz #sponsor |
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6,421 | 9/16/2016 | four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes spigot: IF YOU TAKE FOUR LUMPY, BUCKEYED POTATOES AND CARELESSLY JAM THUMBTACKS IN THEM LIKE OVERSIZED FUCKED-UP TEETH YOU HAVE THE CAST OF STRANGER THINGS
spigot: AND THAT'S JUST WINONA RYDER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #stranger-things #television #woodring-field-background |
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265 | 6/26/1999 | four more pricks spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS
spigot: FOUR MORE HURMPH
spigot: PANK YOU
|
spigot |
#cocksucking #politics #pricks #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,383 | 7/14/2002 | four potatoes pants: LET ME CLIMB ON TOP AND I'LL EXPLORE THE PEAK
deuce: OH GOD
spigot: DOES FARTING MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY GAY BECAUSE I HAD ABOUT FOUR POTATOES |
deuce pants spigot |
#mousehole #potatoes #sunday #woodring-room-background |
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3,323 | 12/8/2007 | four right now deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIND OF
pants: WELL I'M SUCKING 4 RIGHT NOW
deuce: I SEE
pants: I CAN FIT YOU IN FOR A QUICK LUNCHTIME
pants: HNLAUGH LUHGKLUBLAUG HLAUHGLUAHLGA GHLASHGLAHGLG OKAY NEVERMIND
deuce: FAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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709 | 9/1/2000 | four score and spigot: FIVE MORE HOLE ALBUMS?!?!!?!? GREAT!!!!!!
spigot: DEAR SIR IN CHARGE!!!!!! IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO EXTRACT ALBUMS FROM PEOPLE WHO CAN DELIVER A RETURN ON THE INVESTMENT!!!!! LOVE, ABRAHAM LINCOLN
deuce: IS THERE ANYTHING HE DOESN'T KNOW
spigot: FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN ........ BREWS AGO!!!! [GUITAR MUSIC, GIRLS] |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hole #mousehole #music #music-criticism #woodring-room-background |
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3,469 | 5/2/2008 | four-eyes spigot: DOES ANYBODY EVEN SEE THESE GREY THINGS
deuce: THE FLAPPY BATTY THINGS ATTACKING YOU ????
deuce: NO
spigot: HOMPTH |
deuce spigot |
#bat #deuce-spigot #facial #flappity-bats #mousehole #tina-fey #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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8,291 | 11/29/2021 | four-loaf supersystem pants: WELP ANOTHER SUNDAY WHERE I BUY FRESH BAKED BREAD FROM THE FARMER’S MARKET AND EAT HALF THE LOAF ON THE DRIVE HOME
spigot: TRY MY PATENTED FOUR-LOAF SUPERSYSTEM |
pants spigot |
#bread #brown-background #fatness #food #gluttony #pants-spigot #sfw |
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4,975 | 8/17/2012 | fourteen pants: NOW WE ARE 14
deuce: MY DICK SOLVES CRIMES |
deuce pants |
#birthday #birthday-strip #crime-solving #deuce-pants #dicks #mousehole #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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3,598 | 9/8/2008 | frail and birdlike spigot: HURRRRRRRR A DESK FULL OF PILLS AND KLEENEX AND PEACH-SCENTED LOTION
spigot: EVERYTHING MAKES ME SICK!!!!
spigot: I'M EITHER FRAIL AND BIRDLIKE OR FAT IN A RAIDERS JACKET |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #lotion #mouse-cursor #raiders #sfw #spigot-solo |
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7,489 | 9/21/2019 | framing it, signing it pants: printing an 24x18 picture of myself, framing it, signing it with a silver pen, wrapping it, merry christmas
pants: smiling, thumbs up |
pants |
#deja-vu #pants-solo #teal-background |
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1,033 | 7/30/2001 | frash prugin spigot: EC{E{CE{{EC{E{{CE{{CE{ FRASH PRUGIN {E[C{E[CE[CE[CE[ |
spigot |
#woodring-den-background |
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2,473 | 8/6/2005 | freak transporter accident spigot: I'M GAY DUE TO A FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT |
spigot |
#gay #spigot-solo #transporter-accident #woodring-field-background |
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4,853 | 4/8/2012 | freaking out on the side of the road with a gun spigot: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN THIS HABITAT
pants: T SPIGOT I WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME FREAKING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH A GUN |
pants spigot |
#green-background #gun #pants-spigot #poo |
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9,140 | 3/27/2024 | free pants: LET US REMIND OURSELVES THAT WE ARE IN GOD'S PRESENCE |
#four-cubits #god #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #sfw #single-panel |
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315 | 8/14/1999 | free advice atandt: FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS? THINK DICK |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #dicks #woodring-field-background |
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1,353 | 6/15/2002 | free dick or else pants: LET'S PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST FOR DICK
deuce: SURELY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL BRING US DICK (FOR FREE)
deuce: BECAUSE PAYING FOR DICK MAKES US SAD
pants: AND JESUS WANTS US TO BE HAPPY
pants: THEREFORE: FREE DICK OR ELSE WE WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS
deuce: HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE GONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jesus #mousehole #prayer #smooth-fonts #woodring-room-background |
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2,425 | 6/19/2005 | free donkey rides spigot: I'M ON TOP OF THE DONKEY NOW
spigot: COCKS AND NUTS AND BALLS AND DICKS
spigot: SPLASH MY JIZZ ON STUPID CHICKS
spigot: LET'S SING A SONG A BONERS, A SONG A QUEERS
spigot: JERKING / JERKING
spigot: ALL FALL DOWN
spigot: GETTING DOWN OFF THE DONKEY |
spigot |
#balls #church-group #donkey #jizz #original-song #singing #spigot-solo #white-background |
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5,792 | 12/8/2014 | free downloads spigot: WAIT WAIT WAIT
spigot: YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE ARE ***FREE*** DOWNLOADS AND I CAN JUST CLICK HERE TO GET THEM
spigot: OKAY ONE MORE TIME |
spigot |
#click #click-here #download #downloads #free #git #internet #mountain-background #sfw #spam #spigot-solo |
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3,630 | 10/10/2008 | free hans reiser deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU JULIA CHANEL OR NO
spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE RESTART YOUR MACINTOSH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #porn #woodring-field-background |
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256 | 6/18/1999 | free kevin spigot: I JUST TOLD SOME STUPID MARKETING WHORE SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE FILLIE!!!!!
spigot: AND SHE MADE ONE OF THOSE "MAD, OUTRAGED" FACES
spigot: THEN I PULLED HER BLOUSE UP OVER HER HEAD AND SQUEEZED HER TITTIES RIGHT THROUGH HER BRA!!!!!!
spigot: WELL BACK TO LOOKING AT PORN
spigot: FREE KEVIN !!!
spigot: I PLEAD GUILTY
spigot: NEVER MIND !!!
deuce: GGGG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #filler-panel #grin-panel #kevin-mitnick #porn #tits #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,333 | 1/10/2022 | free mars deuce: TOGETHER
pants: FOREVER
deuce: UNTIL DEATH DO US PAR [[[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED BY MURDER-SUICIDE]]]
pants: WISH ME LUCK (PUSHES OWN FACE INTO TOILET, FLUSHES)
deuce: (LAST DYING BREATH) FREE MARS. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marriage #mars #murder #red-background #rick-astley #sfw #singing #suicide #toilet |