No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,759 | 3/12/2023 | get out spigot: VERY QUIETLY, VERY SLOWLY, VERY EVENLY: GET OUT OF MY DATACENTER |
#blue-background #datacenter #deuce-spigot #sfw #somber-deuce |
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4,504 | 4/1/2011 | get out the stains deuce: IT'S HARD TO GET OUT THE STAINS OF SADNESS
pants: SADNESS AND POO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #poo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,546 | 4/5/2014 | get over it people spigot: GET ***OVER*** IT PEOPLE
spigot: I'M BRENDAN EICH NOT BRENDAN DYKE
spigot: (HANGS UP JAVASCRIPT PHONE) |
spigot |
#brendan-eich #javascript #mozilla #spigot-solo |
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1,107 | 10/12/2001 | get that hand up spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S JIZZWORTHY
spigot: T PANTS GET THAT HAND UP *BEEP*
pants: T SPIGOT I CAN'T SEE
|
pants spigot |
#woodring-room-background |
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2,617 | 12/28/2005 | get the big speargun (ghost dick remix) pants: DOUBLEGOODPLUS DICKS
pants: XXLDOUBLEBADPLUS DICKS I CAN'T REACH (UNLESS I SIT UP)
pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST
pants: PANTS' THEME (SING IT LOUD)
pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS
pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS
pants: FUCK IT
pants: GO TO THE LIGHT MY ASS I'M GONNA SUCK ME SOME GHOST DICK |
pants |
#gay-ghosts #ghost #ghost-dick #ghosts #newspeak #pants-solo #singing #weird-pants-face |
|
6,260 | 4/3/2016 | get the broom |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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7,200 | 12/7/2018 | get you some religion pants: get you some religion
pants: should i drown all others
pants: powers of deduction tell me i'm fat
pants: killing one hundred Philistines
deuce: murder the peasants
pants: all those bodies |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fat #neon-grid-background #religion #sfw #violence #weird-pants-face |
|
5,191 | 4/2/2013 | get your fingers out of your mouth deuce: GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,064 | 3/24/2007 | get your fucking hand up there spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY
deuce: SHUT UP
atandt: BLEAT
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE *BEEP* |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #deja-vu #eye-injury #fighting-irish-pose #groin-injury #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,899 | 5/29/2012 | get your fucking shine box deuce: AND THEY GIGGLED LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AT THEIR JOCULARITY AND DRANK MILKSHAKES TOGETHER AND WENT HOME BEFORE 10 PM AND PLAYED TIDDLY WINKS AND RISK
deuce: BILLY BATS CONQUERED ASIA ON TURN 5 BUT BUT MADE A PLAY FOR THE MIDDLE EAST WITHOUT PREPARING, SO JIMMY, HENRY, AND TOMMY UNITED AND ATTACKED HIM ON A TWO FRONT WAR AND TURNED THE TIDE
deuce: INSTEAD OF CONQUERING HIM AND THEN TURNING ON EACH OTHER THEY ALL GOT TO ROUGH PARITY AND THEN DECIDED TO DECLARE A FOUR-WAY ALLIANCE AND END AS FRIENDS [FREEZE FRAME] IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #goodfellas #risk |
|
7,070 | 7/30/2018 | get your hands up spigot: hands up who's over his head |
spigot |
#frog #hands-up #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,597 | 5/27/2014 | get your head out of my lap pants: ROBOT + COP = ????
spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY LAP |
pants spigot |
#comprehensively-tagged #cop #dial-9 #head #head-out-of-my-lap #lap #minecraft #minecraft-background #pants-spigot #robocop #robot #sfw #telephone #telephony |
|
3,330 | 12/15/2007 | gettin' some deuce: I'M STRANGLING BOTH OF YOU AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CORPSES
pants: WOO HOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #jean-charles #murder #necrophilia |
|
7,590 | 12/31/2019 | GETTING AN extradition ORDER deuce: I'M CALLING MY LAWYER AND GETTING AN extradition ORDER FOR MY DICK
deuce: IT'S IN SAN PAOLO RIGHT NOW |
deuce |
#brazil #deuce-solo #dick #law #lawyer #urinal-background |
|
3,322 | 12/7/2007 | getting ready to eat you deuce: DRIPPING
deuce: GETTING READY TO EAT YOU
deuce: QUEER |
deuce |
#beating-off #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #preparation #starbucks #woodring-field-background |
|
4,432 | 1/8/2011 | getting softer pants: SOFT, GETTING SOFTER
pants: GETTING SOFTER
pants: SOFTER |
pants |
#cropped #erectile-dysfunction #erection #green-background #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #title-mismatch #uncredited-character |
|
1,891 | 12/7/2003 | getting tense deuce: I ATE THINGS
net: ...
net: I'M PLUPERFECT
deuce: ...
deuce: I'M CONJUGATING YOU
net: ... |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #grammar #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,307 | 7/27/2013 | getting up early spigot: GETTING UP EARLY FOR AN ANAL CASTING CALL |
spigot |
#anal #porn #spenny #spigot-solo |
|
4,431 | 1/7/2011 | getting yelled at spigot: CLOCK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK |
spigot |
#bonking #clonk #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #urinal-background |
|
5,860 | 2/14/2015 | getting you good pants: OOF OW
pants: I AM ON THE BEING PUMMELED END OF THINGS HOO WAH AHULGHALUGHAG
deuce: IT'S GETTING YOU GOOD
pants: AND HOW |
deuce pants |
#and-how #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #physical-comedy #urinal-background |
|
6,108 | 10/20/2015 | ghlgahlgahgl dicks deuce: (QUIETLY OVER INTERCOM) GHLGAHLGAHGL DICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #medicine #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,644 | 10/24/2008 | ghost in the machine atandt: FUCKING SERIOUS
spigot: MY STUPID LITTLE SUIT WHAT WAS I THINKING
atandt: THERE IS A GHOST IN MY MAC
spigot: THAT'S THE DESKTOP |
atandt spigot |
#apple #ghost #macintosh #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,922 | 7/29/2009 | ghost nuts spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN
deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS
pants: HOLY |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants-spigot #ghost #mouse-cursor #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #pacman #urinal-background |
|
3,142 | 6/10/2007 | ghostbusters (pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
deuce: DO YOU EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SHOUT I LIKE TO WHACK IT
pants: NO I SHOUT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTBUSTERS
deuce: SENATOR CLINTON THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU
pants: WHO YA GONNA CALL
deuce: I LIKE TO WHACK IT |
deuce spigot |
#cropped #deuce-pants #ghostbusters #hillary-clinton #no-title-card #politics #presidential-debate #whisper #woodring-stairs-background #you-know-what-to-do |
|
2,901 | 10/7/2006 | giant size jerkctiy spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH
pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
spigot: SHUT UP
pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS
deuce: WOW
spigot: QUIT IT
pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF
deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS) |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #flapjacks #giant-size #high-res #jerkctiy #typo |
|
6,693 | 7/5/2017 | giant x's on my eyes spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WAIT!!!!!!!! I DO
spigot: NOPE, NOTHING TO SAY |
spigot |
#nothing-to-say #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,049 | 11/7/2012 | giant-size spigot the bear spigot: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: HAUGHGUHAUGHLY
spigot: HHGHGHHAP HUGGGLLGLHLAULLY |
spigot |
#grey-background #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
|
5,428 | 12/6/2013 | gift receipt pants: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE PICTURE OF MY BONER
spigot: THEY USED MY NUTS AS DICE |
pants spigot |
#boner #huffy-pants #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
1,802 | 9/9/2003 | giraffe legs spigot: THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN MY PANTS
spigot: FALSE ALARM |
spigot |
#giraffe #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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5,983 | 6/17/2015 | girl pants: GIRL THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU
pants: GIRL I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
pants: FEED ME COCKS OFF A CONVEYER BELT |
pants |
#barry-white #cocks #never-never-gonna-give-you-up #pants-solo #red-background #singing |
|
1,439 | 9/7/2002 | girl fight spigot: GRABBING YOUR PENCIL BOX AND HURLING IT OUT THE WINDOW
deuce: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
spigot: GRABBING YOUR STUPID JERKCITY LUNCHBOX AND DENTING IT
deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE THIS BENDY DOLL'S HEAD OFF
deuce: PLAYING WITH THE SHOULDER-SNAPS ON YOUR STUPID WINDBREAKER
spigot: BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN AND ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS PAGE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #leisure-town #links #lunchbox #mountain-background #sfw #violent-disapproval |
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4,121 | 2/23/2010 | girls jizzed up spigot: GIRLS JIZZED UP
spigot: PREFERABLY SITTING ON/AROUND A TOILET |
spigot |
#jizz #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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7,337 | 4/22/2019 | girls who code spigot: girls who code
spigot: it's obviously tinkle |
spigot |
#filename #neon-grid-background #piss #spigot-solo #squirting #upskirt #women |
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7,613 | 1/23/2020 | give examples first pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things
deuce: give examples first
pants: uh you know like uh
pants: using norton disk doctor
deuce: hot |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #disk-doctor #fag #ghetto-u #norton #nude #pix #urinal-background |
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7,794 | 7/21/2020 | give it a little kiss deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF
pants: TSK
pants: LOVING IT
pants: BARF ON IT
pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS
pants: FOR GOOD LUCK
deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #feet-above-floor #fetish #go-fuck-yourself #mountain-background #tsk #vomit |
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2,820 | 7/19/2006 | give it up dude uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIT SPIT COUGH GAHHHH
inebriated crustacean: GIVE IT UP DUDE
uncredited caveman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUH BRRRRRRRRR
inebriated crustacean: DUDE DON'T MAKE GRUNTING NOISES YOU'LL ATTRACT GAY DALEKS
uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH HUH HUH GRRRR
inebriated crustacean: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
uncredited dalek: HELLO, WORLD |
#arrested-by-shield #dalek #dr-who #inebriated-crustacean #no-stars #renaissance-man #special-guest #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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5,670 | 8/8/2014 | give me back my purse deuce: GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN PURSE I'M GETTING ANGRY NOW
pants: THANK YOU
pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWW
deuce: I WOULD PREFER YOU RETURNING MY UNDERWEAR, AS WELL
pants: MY FACE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
|
6,412 | 9/4/2016 | give me that at least deuce: ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT SPAGHETTI IS NOT SPELLED WITH A Q
deuce: I MEAN GIVE ME THAT AT LEAST |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #pasta #sfw #spaghetti #spelling #white-background |
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1,416 | 8/16/2002 | give me the keys i'm drunk pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS
pants: HEAR MY PLEA
pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG
deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK
deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS
pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP
pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE
pants: T JESUS HELLO ???
deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS
pants: HE HUNG UP
deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE
pants: HUGALUGAH |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #german #huffy-pants #hugalugah #jesus #talentless-fat-fuck #woodring-field-background |
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2,150 | 9/18/2004 | give us your tired your poor pants: YOU POOR MISPLACED DONGS (HUDDLED MASSES)
deuce: I HATE AMERICA
pants: INTEL INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HAVE A LOOK-SEE
deuce: CROWDING, PUSHING
pants: DUCKING, SHOVING |
deuce pants |
#america #deuce-pants #huddled-masses #intel #mousehole #physical-comedy #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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8,507 | 7/3/2022 | given the boot deuce: OKAY THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS JUST KICKED ME OUT |
#deuce-solo #diplomacy #league-of-nations #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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1,100 | 10/5/2001 | giving head to the living dead pants: WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING"
deuce: I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE
pants: ALSO THEY DON'T SPURT LIKE YOU AND ME IT'S MORE OF A (HEAD CHOPPED OFF)
|
deuce pants |
#head #woodring-room-background #zombie |
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3,773 | 3/2/2009 | giving up spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: REALLY GIVING UP
deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #giving-up #mouse-cursor #urinal-background |
|
5,727 | 10/4/2014 | giving up spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: GIVING UP
spigot: REALLY GIVING UP
deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #repetition #sfw |
|
4,531 | 4/28/2011 | GLAHGLUHAULGHAG pants: OW OW THERE IS A MOUSE CURSOR IN MY EYE |
pants |
#gay-fatness #lynnea #meta #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
4,657 | 9/11/2011 | glass and soy deuce: I WAS JUST MOVING SHIT AROUND SMACKED TWO SOY SAUCE BOTTLES INTO EACH OTHER AND MADE AN IMPRESSIVE GLASS-AND-SOY SAUCE MESS ALL OVER EVERYTHING |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #soy-sauce |
|
7,537 | 11/8/2019 | glitter, beer batter spigot: are you sure i can't dunk my dong in glitter and deep fry it in beer batter |
spigot |
#beer #bonequest-hi-fi #deep-frying #dong #dunking #genital-mutilation #glitter #grey-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
9,018 | 11/26/2023 | global warming spigot: ARE YOU STILL BEATING OFF WITH PETROLEUM-BASED FOSSIL FUELS |
#beating-off #mountain-background #no-title-card #spigot-solo #sustainability |
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2,686 | 3/7/2006 | global warming deuce: NO
spigot: CAN I HAVE OPS FOR ONCE
.(deuce): WITH GOD'S HELP WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #badly-pasted-title #buttplugs #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #global-warming #irc #thought #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
|
8,699 | 1/11/2023 | glork blorp spigot: :DOOR: GLORK BLORP BLOP GLOP
spigot: HE'S A GOOD EARNER |
#emoji #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
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1,588 | 2/3/2003 | glowing boners (they glow) pants: THE BONERS ARE GLOWING
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU LET THEM PLAY AROUND THE REACTOR CORE AGAIN
deuce: NO
deuce: WHY DO YOU ASK
pants: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THEM GLOWING LIKE THAT
deuce: ARE THEY GLOWING OR MAKING NOISE
pants: GLOWING AND BUZZING LIKE A FLORESCENT LIGHTBULB WOULD/DOES
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #radiation #science #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,170 | 3/12/2013 | glpyhs and queers pants: I MISS CRAMMING MY MOUTH FULL OF GLYPHS AND QUEERS
pants: MY HATRED FOR SUBURBIA STEMS FROM THE LACK OF PUBLIC TOILETS |
pants |
#glyphs #hatred #huffy-pants #lapland #mouth #pants-solo #queer #suburbs #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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181 | 4/7/1999 | glug spigot: TELL THEM ABOUT THE GOOD BOOK
deuce: GLUG
spigot: HI QUEERS, I'M JUST OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD
spigot: FOR EVERY DICK YOU CONSCIOUSLY DECIDE TO CHOKE DOWN
spigot: THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT MAKING IT INTO THE KINGDOM
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE QUEER KINGDOM SOUTH OF FOLSOM |
deuce spigot |
#bible #deuce-spigot #missionary #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,671 | 6/8/2017 | glugging/chugging spigot: MORE WINE FOR ME I GUESS |
spigot |
#alcohol #and-how #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wine |
|
6,333 | 6/16/2016 | go back to russia deuce: GO BACK TO RUSSI
deuce: A
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: HELP ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #russia #sad-deuce #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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7,189 | 11/26/2018 | GO BACK TO RUSSIA pants: GO BACK TO RUSSIA
spigot: TERRORIST
spigot: oh, me, okay (closing door)
spigot: sorry what
spigot: thought you said something (closing door) |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #kitty #low-res #pants-spigot #russia #sfw #white-background |
|
4,985 | 8/27/2012 | go easy deuce: GO EASY WITH THAT HAMMER YOU'RE GETTING CHIPS OF CUNT IN MY SALAD |
deuce |
#black-background #chips #cunt #cunt-chips #deuce-solo #hammer #salad #stray-dot |
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3,987 | 10/4/2009 | go fuck yourself atandt: OH
deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF
atandt: OK
atandt: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #clip-art #clipart #duck #go-fuck-yourself #urinal-background |
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2,502 | 9/4/2005 | go fuck yourself spigot: AND BY "FAT" WE ALSO MEAN "DUMB"
spigot: I'M AFRAID THAT BEATS MY FIDDLE FOOPER FOP AND MY HURGLY BING BONG
spigot: QUEERS AREN'T HUMAN THEY'RE QUEER COCKSUCKERS |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,741 | 8/23/2017 | go fuck yourself user pants: `NOTE: UNNECESSARY USE OF -X OR --REQUEST, POST IS ALREADY INFERRED.`
pants: WHY INFER WHEN YOU CAN IMPLY (SWISHY WRIST GLUGGING GIN)
deuce: THAT'S BETTER THAN WE CHANGED THE WAY YOU SPECIFY OPTIONS COMPLETELY, GO FUCK YOURSELF USER |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #angry-panel #coy-pants #curl #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gin #go-fuck-yourself #http #programming #ps #unix #urinal-background |
|
5,112 | 1/12/2013 | go modem spigot: ATDT
spigot: OKAY I'M CONNECTED HERE
deuce: COCKS |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #modem #woodring-stairs-background |
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958 | 5/11/2001 | go no go pants: I AM PRIMED AND READY FOR GAYNESS
deuce: EVERY STATION PLEASE GIVE ME A GO/NO GO FOR GAYNESS
pants: GAYNESS LIGHT ON CHECK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gayness #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,036 | 3/20/2021 | go tarnation yourself deuce: BECAUSE PRICKS
pants: DID YOU MEAN _FELLMONGER_ |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #did-you-mean #pricks #single-panel #swamp-background #town-of-salem |
|
7,875 | 10/10/2020 | go to bed pants: THREATENING, HATEFUL, VIOLENT, PORNOGRAPHIC, SEXUAL, INCITING OF VIOLENCE
deuce: GO TO BED
pants: JUST GOT UP
deuce: I SAID
pants: OKAY BUT I’M WARNING YOU (DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-den-background |
|
4,096 | 1/28/2010 | go voice spigot: I HAVE A MODEM
pants: GO VOICE |
pants spigot |
#modem #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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2,482 | 8/15/2005 | go wait in the tardis spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP DURING JAG
spigot: I MEAN FRIENDS
pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TRY NOT TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF MY ROCKY HORROR FRIENDS JUST THIS ONCE
spigot: WEARING TIGHTS IS PART OF THE FUN (ALSO THROWING RICE AND FILKING) SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO WAIT IN THE TARDIS |
pants spigot |
#dr-who #filking #fucking-shut-up #huffy-pants #jag #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #rice #rocky-horror #tardis #tight-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,606 | 7/22/2011 | go west young man |
pants |
#camgirl #picture #porn #prostitute |
|
3,034 | 2/22/2007 | goat rape deuce: I'M JACKING IN !!!!!!!!!
deuce: ALSO JACKING OFF
pants: I KNOW AND I AM HERE FOR YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #jacking-in #masturbation #non-sequitur-title #rape #what-is-the-matrix |
|
473 | 1/12/2000 | goats out of phase net: I'M FROM PAKISTAN
deuce: I'M NOT FOND OF YOU EITHER
net: THAT WILL COST YOU TWO GOATS
deuce: BAAAA
net: I ONLY COUNT ONE
deuce: THEY WERE DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME
net: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUDER THEN
net: OR SILENCE (GOATS OUT OF PHASE)
deuce: IT DOESN'T GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA
net: THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME
deuce: I HAVE HAD A SEIZURE
net: I THINK I WIN THEN
|
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #goat #pakistan #seizure #sfw #uppercase #woodring-stairs-background |
|
330 | 8/28/1999 | god and the hubble telescope spigot: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS
deuce: HOLY CHRISTABLES
spigot: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO
deuce: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES |
deuce spigot |
#christables #cia #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #hubble #porn #quarters #snickers #spy-satellites #telescope #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,972 | 8/14/2012 | god bless america spigot: TITS -AND- GTFO |
spigot |
#green-background #spigot-solo #tits |
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2,631 | 1/11/2006 | god bless merica spigot: **SOB** THE POOR OVERWORKED CHILDREN OF OTHER NATIONS
spigot: FUCK YOU
spigot: GO SHIT YOURSELVES |
spigot |
#america #children #fuck-you #grey-background #spigot-solo |
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7,726 | 5/15/2020 | god forsaken deuce: WHY DID GOD INVENT SUCH A GODFORSAKEN HOUR OF THE MORNING
pants: THERE IS NO GOD
pants: ONLY KITTY
pants: PRAISE HIM |
deuce pants |
#cats #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #god #kitty #mountain-background #sfw #somber-deuce |
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5,503 | 2/21/2014 | god help us pants: OH CRAP
spigot: WHAT IN THE
spigot: SON OF A
pants: GOD HELP US
spigot: ASSORTED EXCLAIMABLES |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #exclamation |
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5,596 | 5/26/2014 | god is real deuce: GOD IS REAL
deuce: SORRY WAIT
deuce: GOD IS REAL-ISH |
deuce |
#blue-background #deuce-solo #god |
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8,110 | 6/2/2021 | god loves swift justice pants: GOD LOVES SWIFT JUSTICEDONE TO UNLICKED DICKS
deuce: CIRCUMCISIONSALL AROUND |
deuce pants |
#candy-canes #circumcision #deuce-pants #dicklicking #god #huffy-pants #mousehole #religion #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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5,773 | 11/19/2014 | god made this day for me spigot: GOD MADE THIS DAY FOR ME AND I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK |
spigot |
#cocksucking #god #red-background #spigot-solo |
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3,839 | 5/7/2009 | god no part 1 deuce: I THINK I BROKE MY DICK
pants: GOD NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #series #urinal-background |
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3,840 | 5/8/2009 | god no part 2 deuce: I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS SPURTY WHITE VISCOUS LIQUID CAME SPRAYING OUT ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SET THE CATS AND MY FACE
deuce: IT'S THE STRANGEST THING IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
pants: GIVE IT TO ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jizz #series #spurt #urinal-background #whacking-off |
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7,587 | 12/28/2019 | god rest his soul pants: a mild case of the duh
deuce: a serious case of the fuhhhhhhhhh
deuce: a severe case of ruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
deuce: a critical case of AIDS
pants: god rest his soul |
deuce pants |
#aids #buh #deuce-pants #duh #fuh #god #ruh #urinal-background |
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4,911 | 6/10/2012 | god talks to me pants: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL OTHERS I CAN HEAR HIM
deuce: IF HE WAS THE REAL GOD HE WOULD BE PROUD OF IT
pants: I MADE SURE IT WAS HIM !!! I'[M ALL LIKE DO THE WATER INTO PISS TRICK AND HE'S ALL OKAY AND THEN SUDDENLY PISS
deuce: YEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THAT ONE
pants: PFTRPFTFPTPFPT HE IS MY GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #piss #typo #white-background |
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2,322 | 3/8/2005 | god told a joke once pants: CAN WE LICK IT BUT NOT PRICK IT AND THEREFORE CAUSE IT TO EXPLODE
deuce: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISK OF ICKING ANYTHING
pants: T DEUCE THE DICK PIT OPENS IN NINE MINUTES
: Away From Keyboard [X]
: Close
: Away message:
: ALL DEAD HERE
: [ OK ] [ Cancel ]
: PANTS TAPS HIS WATCH
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#all-dead-here #behind-the-scenes #caption #deuce-pants #dick-pit #drunk-deuce #tooltip #watch #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,800 | 2/15/2012 | god wants you in church often pants: IT'S A MIRACLE MY MOUTH IS SO WIDE |
pants |
#99e99 #church #miracle #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #religion #serpico #sfw #white-background |
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3,683 | 12/2/2008 | god's name pants: HEAVENLY PEACE
deuce: RAPE IN GOD'S NAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #rape #religion #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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5,051 | 11/9/2012 | god's punishment pants: ANY PORT IN A STORM IS WHAT THE MAN SAID
deuce: IS THIS GOD'S PUNISHMENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #white-background |
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3,878 | 6/15/2009 | god's way deuce: LICKING AND BEING PUNCHED
pants: THAT MUST BE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING BAKE MORE TUBE COOKIES |
deuce pants |
#cookies #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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62 | 11/3/1998 | goddamn hiccups deuce: GODDAMN HICCUPS
spigot: THEY ARE CALLED BLACK PEOPLE
deuce: I THINK YOU ARE CONFUSING THEM WITH WOPS
pokey: YES!!!!-------
|
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #grin-panel #hiccups #italian #penguin #plant #pokey #special-guest #webcomic #woodring-field-background |
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8,152 | 7/14/2021 | godhead |
pants spigot |
#woodring-room-background |
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4,195 | 5/11/2010 | godspeed deuce: GUH
spigot: VERY CONCERNED |
deuce spigot |
#concerned #deuce-spigot #nuggh #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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7,315 | 3/31/2019 | godzilla shall not be killed effigy: Restrictions: Godzilla shall not speak any human language
effigy: Godzilla shall not be killed
effigy: Godzilla's use shall not be derogatory to its image
spigot: can we ban capeshit on this sub |
effigy spigot |
#capeshit #effigy #effigy-spigot #godzilla #salt-n-pepa #spigot #woodring-den-background |
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6,810 | 11/6/2017 | going around the room pants: SO
pants: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO CELEBRATE EL NINO
pants: I'LL BE LICKING |
deuce pants rands spigot |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #hey-its-rands #holiday #sfw #uncensored #urinal-background #weather |
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2,548 | 10/21/2005 | going down down down pants: MAGIC PEOPLE AT UNICORN PRECINCT THIS SATURDA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} THE SYSTEM IS GOING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE ***IMMEDIATELY*** LOGOUT NOW |
pants |
#breaking #magic-people #pants-solo #sfw #unix #woodring-field-background |
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5,793 | 12/9/2014 | going down with the ship spigot: ON THE TITANIC THERE WOULD ONLY BE ENOUGH STALLS FOR HALF OF US |
spigot |
#mustard #spigot-solo #stalls #titanic #white-background |
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7,382 | 6/6/2019 | going in circles deuce: do you think we'll ever reach the coast
pants: I'm starting to think our covered wagon train is going in circles |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #oregon-trail #sfw #single-panel #weird-pants-face |
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1,213 | 1/26/2002 | going next door spigot: I'M GOING NEXT DOOR TO FAGGO'S PIZZA AND GET SOME JERKSAUCE |
spigot |
#jerksauce #pizza #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,717 | 11/18/2011 | going on this spigot: WE NEED MORE AEROSOL FOODS AND WE NEED THEM AIMED AT MY MOUTH
spigot: CAN WE GET A ROUND TABLE GOING ON THIS |
spigot |
#aerosol #deja-vu #round-table #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,062 | 5/26/2004 | going out of my head over you spigot: MY PAC-MAN FEVER IS NOW OFFICIALLY FULL BLOWN PAC-MAN AIDS |
spigot |
#aids #bonequest-hi-fi #pacman #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,348 | 1/25/2022 | going outside spigot: GOING OUTSIDE IS FOR FAGS
spigot: WHEN WILL NEWS STORIES ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS EXAMINE HOW MANY VICTIMS REALLY REALLY DESERVED IT
spigot: WHO DARES ME TO DO LINES AND BEAT OFF ALL DAY
spigot: THEY'LL BE LINES FROM SHAKESPEARE |
spigot |
#beating-off #cocaine #drugs #mountain-background #school-shooting #shakespeare #spigot-solo |
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3,884 | 6/21/2009 | going to burst spigot: ONE MORE POPPYSEED BAGEL AND I'M GOING TO BURST
spigot: OKAY TWO MORE
pants: SUCKING PIRATE DICK
pants: YO HO HO
spigot: FIRST I BEAT OFF, THEN I BEAT MY WIFE |
pants spigot |
#bagels #pants-spigot #pirate #urinal-background |
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7,323 | 4/8/2019 | going to the bathroom spigot: going to the bathroom on children will make america great again |
spigot |
#america #low-res #maga #mother #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |