No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,429 | 4/16/2022 | have fun spigot: HAVE FUN BEATING OFF WHILE FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK |
#beating-off #first-amendment #free-speech #mountain-background #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,898 | 2/1/2018 | have they pants: T DEUCE HAVE THEY FOUND YOUR BODY YET
deuce: T PANTS NEGATIVE |
deuce pants |
#body #crime #deuce-pants #single-panel #urinal-background |
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4,935 | 7/8/2012 | have to go spigot: I DESPERATELY HAVE TO GO TO THE T-O-I-L-E-T
spigot: DID YOU GET MY MAIL RE: TOILET?
spigot: TESTING MAIL TO PANTS ONE, TWO ARE YOU SEEING THIS TEXT TEST TEST TEST |
pants spigot |
#cafe-d-nuts #pants-spigot #toilet #was-re #yellow-background |
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7,515 | 10/17/2019 | have you heard the spigot: beep boop buttplug delivery
spigot: sir your buttplug is here
spigot: folks got a sec
spigot: ladies and gents have you heard the
spigot: GET YOUR RED HOT BUTTPLUGS |
spigot |
#buttplug #folks #sales-pitch #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,768 | 3/21/2023 | have you noticed spigot: HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT NOTHING IS EVER RIGHT |
#despair #futility #iris-was-here #lies #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wisdom #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,312 | 3/28/2019 | have you scanned your club card pants: play with my balls
deuce: please place your bag in the bagging area
spigot: unknown item in the bagging area
deuce: please place your item in the bag
deuce: please wait for employee assistance
spigot: have you scanned your club card?????? |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #self-checkout #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,996 | 9/7/2012 | haven't heard a peep pants: HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD FROM RANDS LATELY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP FROM HIM SINCE I HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL AND PUT HIM INTO MY CRAWLSPACE |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo #rands-mentioned #violence |
|
2,252 | 12/28/2004 | having a great time spigot: HAVING A GREAT TIME IN THE GLORYHOLE PLEASE SEND MORE KIM WILDE CD'S
spigot: NO TROUBLE OFFICER |
spigot |
#glory-hole #kim-wilde #mousehole #music #police #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,171 | 10/9/2004 | having a hard time spigot: HOBLBOLHB LHABAB HLAHBLHELAHBA
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THE VIDEO STORE FUCKED UP AGAIN
spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME JERKING TO SCHINDLER'S LIST |
spigot |
#jews #movies #schindlers-list #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,933 | 3/8/2018 | having a stroke pants: HAVING A STROKE (THE GOOD KIND!!!!!)
pants: ALSO THE BAD KIND{{{{{{{ {{{{{{{{{{{{{ {{{{{{{{{{{{ {{{{{{{{{{{{ {{{{{{ |
pants |
#handjob #no-carrier #nu-urinal-background #pants-solo #stroke #the-good-kind #weinerdogs |
|
8,184 | 8/15/2021 | hayes compatible deuce: +++
deuce: ATH
deuce: I'M A HAYES-COMPATIBLE MODEM
deuce: INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO ME
pants: I’LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR INSERTING MY PENIS INTO YOU |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #employment #green-background #insertion #job-security #lavender-background #modem #multiple-backgrounds #penis #pink-background #red-background #sage-background |
|
5,626 | 6/25/2014 | hazelnut torte spigot: HAZELNUT TORTE
spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO ME WHILE I BEAT OFF WITH MY ATM CARD
spigot: WE NEED SOME GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER OVER HERE |
spigot |
#atm-card #beating-off #donut #gold-bond #pastry #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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50 | 10/17/1998 | hd-tv spigot: BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS HIGH DEFINITION TV?!?!?!?! AND IS IT WORTH THE STEEP PRICE?!?!?!?
spigot: WHY DON'T I WRITE AN ARTICLE OR POSTULATE LOUDLY ABOUT IT ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
spigot: FOLKS IF YOU LOOK I HAVE A WIRED AND A PC WEEKLY HELPING ME WITH PROS/CONS
spigot: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #down-in-front #fat-old-man #folks #hdtv #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,871 | 11/17/2003 | hdc: your fat face is too close back it off .(pants): THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
pants: HDC: YOUR FAT FACE IS TOO CLOSE BACK IT OFF
pants: MY CD-ROM DRIVE HAS AN ATTITUDE I SEE |
pants |
#compact-disc #fat-face #pants-solo #talking-heads #thought #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,447 | 1/23/2011 | he can learn pants: TEACH ME TO PISS WITHOUT SPLATTERING IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE
pants: I CAN LEARN |
pants |
#huffy-pants #old-mac-donald #pants-solo #piss #weird-pants-face #white-background |
|
7,928 | 12/2/2020 | he can read that deuce: IF U CN RD THS, U LK TO SCK BG DCKS
pants: I CAN READ THAT !!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #literacy #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
4,425 | 1/1/2011 | he commands you pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: TAKE IT OFF
pants: TAKE IT ALL OFF |
pants |
#nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,726 | 11/27/2011 | he defaults to beating off deuce: I DEFAULT TO BEATING OFF
deuce: BEATING OFF MORE (RAISING VOICE)
pants: I SAID A WATER SAMPLE YOU IDIOT
spigot: CAT DANDER
pants: ON A BONG WITH NO NAME |
deuce pants spigot |
#america #beating-off #bong #deuce-pants-spigot #horse-with-no-name #huffy-pants #masturbation #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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4,232 | 6/19/2010 | he doesn't have to answer that deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU NEFERTERI SHEPHERD
deuce: ANSWER ME
pants: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
pants: T SPIGOT YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants-spigot #porn |
|
3,091 | 4/20/2007 | he doesn't know how to wangs deuce: WHO'S OUT THERE
spigot: WANGS
deuce: PLEASED TO MEET YOU, WANGS
spigot: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WANGS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #infocom #text-parser #wangs #woodring-room-background |
|
3,249 | 9/25/2007 | he eats it raw pants: THE GLUE FACTORY
pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: MY SOURCE IS DRUDGE
pants: SELECTING MCDONALDS FROM THE START MENU
pants: CHOWING DOWN ON MY OWN FIST INSTEAD
pants: OM NOM NOM I EAT IT RAW
pants: USING THE MOUSE TO CLICK ON YOUR CUNT
pants: IPHONE SYNC IS COMPLETE (OK TO DISCONNECT) |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #drudge #eat-it-raw #echoes #faggots #glue #iphone #mcdonalds #pants-solo #raw #uncategorized-photo-background |
|
959 | 5/12/2001 | he eats shit deuce: I EAT SHIT
deuce: (REGULARLY, IT IS A PROBLEM) |
deuce |
#mountain-background |
|
2,570 | 11/12/2005 | he eats things he finds inebriated crustacean: HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME
inebriated crustacean: I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW, I LIKE TO PINCH STUFF WHILE I WANDER AROUND UNDERWATER BUT THE VERY BEST PART IS (PAY CLOSE ATTENTION AND TAKE NOTES)
inebriated crustacean: I EAT THINGS I FIND
pants: WELCOME, TALKING DRUNKEN CRUSTACEAN |
pants |
#character-debut #inebriated-crustacean #pants-solo #underwater #white-background |
|
194 | 4/19/1999 | he fixes radios by thinking spigot: THE CLOSEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS BEATING OFF !!!
spigot: SURELY YOU'RE SUCKING MY DICK MR. FEYNMAN ?!?!??!?!
|
spigot |
#beating-off #dicksucking #mousehole #poo #richard-feynman #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
9,172 | 4/28/2024 | he gets around pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE SHADOW OF HEROD'S MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS |
#bible #dick #dicksucking #gospel-of-matthew #king-herod #pants-solo #rabbinical-judaism #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,753 | 12/27/2011 | he has a question : DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND
deuce: I HAVE A QUESTION
spigot: ***BUSTY** AMATEURS WITH TINY TITTIES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background #porn |
|
7,747 | 6/4/2020 | he has left this place spigot: GOD WILL GUIDE
pants: HE HAS LEFT THIS PLACE
pants: THE CHOICE (DRAMATIC PAUSE) (TOILET SOUNDS) IS YOURS
pants: OR I COULD JUST EAT ON THIS SANDWICH FOR A WHILE LONGER |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #food #god #pants-spigot #pink-background #sandwich #toilet |
|
4,671 | 9/29/2011 | he has something to say deuce: I WANT YOUR FULL AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
deuce: WHOEVER STOLE MY BRA SHOULD REALLY RETURN IT RIGHT ABOUT NOW |
deuce |
#bra #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #theft #woodring-field-background |
|
6,379 | 8/2/2016 | he is a pro deuce: HOW COME YOU ARE CHEWING ON IT BUT THE AMOUNT LEFT TO GO KEEPS INCREASING ???
pants: I AM A PRO |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #professionalism #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,229 | 1/5/2019 | he is merciful pants: god has a plan for all us
pants: even you
pants: he is merciful and bi
deuce: no spoilers!!! |
deuce pants |
#bi #bonequest-fm #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fourth-wall #god #grey-background #spoilers |
|
2,380 | 5/5/2005 | he leaks when he shuffles, folks deuce: SO WHY CAN'T YOU SHUFFLE CARDS
(atandt): CONSTIPATION
deuce: THAT TOTALLY SUCKS DUDE
atandt: I LEAK WHEN I SHUFFLE
deuce: IS IT MOSTLY AIR OR MOSTLY LIQUID
atandt: BUT NOTHING BIG COMES OUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cards #constipation #drunk-deuce #plant #poo #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #shit #whisper |
|
3,574 | 8/15/2008 | he likes it pants: AHLGHUALGHLAG
pants: YEAH
pants: I LIKES IT
pants: GRUNT DUH MOOO HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: TEABAG ALL GNOMES
pants: MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME
pants: GO ON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gnomes #huffing #teabag #urinal-background |
|
6,120 | 11/1/2015 | he loved to rhyme deuce: PA RUM PA PUM PUM / CUM IN MY BUM
spigot: AND THEN HE DIED AND THOSE ARE HIS LAST WORDS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO RHYME
spigot: WHETHER IT BE DICKS WITH PRICKS OR DONGS WITH TONGS OR BEERS WITH QUEERS
spigot: DEUCE LOVED TO LICK DICK
spigot: LIGHTS DIM, WHAT ABOUT LOVE, SLIDE SHOW
: DEUCE
: 1998-2015 |
spigot |
#death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-spigot #eulogy #funeral #heart #laughing-deuce #little-drummer-boy #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #rhyming #rip-deuce #sad-deuce #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
|
4,060 | 12/21/2009 | he may pants: T DEUCE YOU WANT MY BODY
pants: MMMMMM
deuce: T PANTS I MAY
pants: MY GYPSY GIRL |
deuce pants |
#body #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gypsy #urinal-background |
|
2,562 | 11/4/2005 | he means it pants: OOF OW
pants: BONK BONK BONK BONK
pants: PLEASE SIR
deuce: STOP SQUIRMING |
deuce pants |
#mousehole #series #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,563 | 11/5/2005 | he means it pt 2 deuce: LET'S ALL MOVE TO JERKCITY
atandt: PACKING
deuce: FAG TRAP
atandt: STILL PACKING
pants: ALSO PACKING |
atandt deuce pants |
#anachronism #atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag-trap #mousehole #series #woodring-room-background |
|
5,378 | 10/12/2013 | he sleeps like that atandt: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
atandt: FROM TODAY ON, MY BALLS ARE NO LONGER PUBLIC DOMAIN
atandt: THERE WILL BE A SMALL LICENSING FEE
pants: ZZZZ |
atandt pants |
#announcement #licensing #pants-sleeping #woodring-room-background |
|
3,967 | 9/14/2009 | he sleeps like that net: COCKS?
net: WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PANTS?
net: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR ANY
pants: ZZZ |
net pants |
#cocks #net-pants #pants-sleeping #urinal-background |
|
8,640 | 11/13/2022 | he sleeps like that pants: ZZZ SNORK WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT DICKS |
#dicks #filler-panel #gunmetal-background #pants-sleeping #pants-solo |
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1,649 | 4/6/2003 | he starts from the end and works backwards pants: HULAGHULAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAHLUAHLAHULHALAG OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NINE DEAD NURSES WILL SURELY GET ME AN AUDIENCE WITH ANN RULE HAGBAUBAGLHJAG |
pants |
#murder #nurse #pants-solo #richard-speck #woodring-field-background |
|
3,872 | 6/9/2009 | he sure does deuce: I LIKE DICK
pants: YOU SURE DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #urinal-background |
|
4,048 | 12/9/2009 | he votes dicks pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM ONE BAD RABBIT
pants: ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
pants: I VOTE DICKS |
pants |
#pants-solo #rabbit #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,910 | 7/17/2009 | he wants a water sample pants: I WANT A WATER SAMPLE (HOLD STILL)
deuce: THAT HURTS (MY FEELINGS) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #urinal-background |
|
5,048 | 11/6/2012 | he would like that pants: I WILL WRECK YOU SEXUALLY
deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #blue-background #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #moo |
|
4,059 | 12/20/2009 | he would like to fight wetness pants: I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WETNESS
pants: BEFORE IT STARTS |
pants |
#diaper #pants-solo #urinal-background #urine #wetness |
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4,757 | 12/31/2011 | he's a toilet deuce: I'M A TOILET
pants: I MUST USE YOU
deuce: PLEASE FLUSH AFTERWARDS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,484 | 11/20/2016 | he's been through so much pants: DICKS!!!!!!!! LUAHGLUAHUGLAUHGLHAGLUAHALGHLGHL OW OW OW HLKAGHULAHGLAHGLHAGLHLAHLUGAG OW OW HULAGUHLAGHULUHALGHULAHUGA OW OW NOT LEARNING LUGHLAHGLUAHGLUAHLGG |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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5,619 | 6/18/2014 | he's eating othello pieces pants: AT THIS POINT WE'VE TESTED YOU FOR STRESS AND NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL EAT
spigot: (STAGE WHISPERING) HE'S EATING OTHELLO PIECES
pants: THE COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS WERE NOT EVEN OPENED
spigot: COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS READS LIKE STRIKE ONE, STRIKE TWO, STRIKE THREE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #cookies #huffy-pants #orange-background #pants-spigot #sfw #stress-testing #three-strikes #whisper |
|
6,131 | 11/12/2015 | head start spigot: FOLKS, GONNA START THE DRINKING EARLY SO I CAN GET A HEAD START ON MY AFTERNOON NAP |
spigot |
#alcohol #folks #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,603 | 4/1/2017 | headcrabs pants: ARE YOU SURE MAGIC BUTTHOLE INSURANCE IS A GOOD IDEA
deuce: IT'S NOT INSURANCE IT'S A GUARANTEE
pants: JUST FILL IT WITH ROOT BEER AND GET ON WITH IT
deuce: A MAGIC BUTTHOLE FLOAT
pants: ADD SOME ICED CREAM
deuce: HEADCRABS |
deuce pants |
#butthole #dessert #deuce-pants #half-life #hole #insurance #woodring-field-background |
|
7,791 | 7/18/2020 | headlines spigot: FATHER OF SLAINSIX YEAR OLD SPEAKS OUT
spigot: BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS
spigot: IF YOU VACCINATEAN AUTISTIC CHILDIT PUTS HIM OR HERIN A SPECIAL SECRETVIDEO GAME MODE |
spigot |
#autism #howard-stern #lag #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #spigot-solo #vaccination #vaccine #video-games |
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1,361 | 6/23/2002 | headward bound deuce: I'M HEADWARD BOUND
net: I'M DIRTY
net: SOMEONE CLEAN ME
deuce: WE ARE ONE
net: PROBABLY A GOOD HOSING OFF WOULD DO
deuce: MY HOSE IS EMPTY |
deuce net |
#bong #deuce-net #dirty #hosing #woodring-field-background |
|
4,389 | 11/24/2010 | health, safety and longevity pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE LIMBS THAT TOUCH OR FALL ON POWER LINES CAN CAUSE ELECTRICAL OUTAGES, PROPERTY DAMAGE, FIRES AND PERSONAL INJURY
pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE PRUNING IS NOT ONLY IMPORTANT IT'S NECESSARY
pants: @DAPHEKNEE ARBORISTS RECOMMEND THAT TREES BE PRUNED FOR THEIR HEALTH, SAFETY AND LONGEVITY |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #trees #urinal-background |
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9,014 | 11/22/2023 | healthy eating choices deuce: I HAD A DREAM THAT YOU HAD A GAY DREAM
pants: WHOA
pants: WHAT IS A GAY DREAM IN A NON-GAY DREAM IF NOT A GAY DREAM
pants: I MEAN ANY NUMBER OF GAY BITS MAKE ALL FIELDS GAY
pants: THIS IS WHY WE ALL SHOULD BE ISOLATED AND NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE
pants: I'M CELEBRATING WITH HEALTHY EATING CHOICES AND WATER FROM THE SINK |
#bits #bored-pants #computer-science #deuce-pants #dream #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-theory #modified-character #no-title-card #olive-background #programming #recursion #somber-deuce #voting #weirdest-pants-face |
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7,721 | 5/10/2020 | hear me out pants: T SPIGOT HEAR ME OUT I'M JUST SAYIN' JUST SPITBALLIN'
pants: BUT WHAT IF WE DID
pants: WAIT FOR IT
pants: SO CLOSE
pants: IMPROV OVER ZOOM |
pants |
#comedy #improv #pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face #white-background #zoom |
|
4,108 | 2/9/2010 | heart attack spigot: MICROWAVE PUMPKIN BARS
pants: ARE WE PLAYING MATCH GAME
pants: BECAUSE IF WE ARE I NEED TO BE EXCUSED
pants: THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH
pants: MY HEART |
pants spigot |
#match-game #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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44 | 10/8/1998 | heart attack spigot: JOHN GLENN BEGINS PRACTICE COUNTDOWN
spigot: THREE
spigot: HURFMBPH
deuce: HEART ATTACK
spigot: DRIBBLING |
#countdown #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #heart-attack #hurf #john-glenn #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,606 | 2/22/2003 | heart burn deuce: THE TERM "HEARTBURN" IS A MISNOMER
deuce: IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HEART DROWNING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #die-trying #drowning #heartburn #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,129 | 11/3/2001 | heart land deuce: I'M IN THE HEARTLAND
pants: I SMOKE THE DIE FASTER BRAND
deuce: WE SHALL MEET JESUS TOGETHER |
deuce pants |
#grey-background |
|
7,897 | 11/1/2020 | heart to heart deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR) |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #mousehole #package #postal-service #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,134 | 8/6/2004 | heaven, almost, but then denied deuce: CAN I GO TO HEAVEN NOW
pants: ALMOST
deuce: ABOUT HALFWAY UP OR WHAT DO YOU THINK
pants: JUST PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven |
|
996 | 6/19/2001 | heavy petting pants: T DEUCE I GOT VERY GAY LAST NIGHT
pants: T DEUCE I AM RECOVERING NICELY (IN-N-OUT, BONGHITS)
deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU INTO HEAVY PETTING
pants: T DEUCE I WILL LET YOU GO TO FIFTH BASE AND NO FURTHER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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2,580 | 11/22/2005 | heavy petting zoo spigot: WHY ARE THE BACKGROUNDS WHITE THIS WEEK
pants: THEY'RE AT THE DRY CLEANERS
pants: SOMEBODY SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER THE FIELD
spigot: DID THEY FIND OUT WHO SPILLED THE BONGWATER
pants: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
spigot: I ALSO KNOW YOU LET THE CRAB BACKSTAGE
lobster: I DRANK TOO MUCH |
lobster pants spigot |
#alcohol #bong #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #pants-spigot #white-background #wine |
|
1,619 | 3/7/2003 | heed my warning pants: T DEUCE ALL THE PROSTITUTES YOU KILLED ARE GOING TO GREET YOU IN HELL
deuce: T PANTS WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #hell #prostitute |
|
4,318 | 9/13/2010 | heil him like hitler pants: HEIL ME LIKE HITLER |
pants |
#deja-vu #hitler #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
3,617 | 9/27/2008 | held underwater deuce: I AM BEING HELD UNDERWATER OOOOOO
pants: I WILL SAVE YOU
deuce: ...........
deuce: DROWNED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drowning #sfw #underwater |
|
164 | 3/22/1999 | helen reddy dick: I AM WOMAN / SEE ME GROW |
dick |
#celebrity #dick-solo #sfw #single-panel #women #woodring-room-background |
|
4,324 | 9/19/2010 | hell yes pants: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
pants: DAMN STRAIGHT
pants: HELL YES
pants: I CONCUR
pants: INDEED
pants: SIR YES SIR
pants: ALL RIGHT THEN |
pants |
#mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sir #sucking #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
823 | 12/26/2000 | hello ?? atandt: HELLO ?? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
atandt: HELLO ?? PLEASE HOLD FOR THE CASTING DIRECTOR
atandt: HELLO ?? YES THIS IS JERKCITY
atandt: WHY YES OUR REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING
atandt: WHAT
atandt: GRR
atandt: HELLO ?? I'M SORRY HE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW
atandt: I'LL TELL HIM YOU CALLED THANKS
atandt: HELLO ?? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
atandt: PLEASE HOLD
pants: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING PHONES
atandt: WE'RE SHORT OF HELP THIS SEASON AND--
pants: I DON'T REALLY CARE YOU KNOW |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,170 | 10/8/2004 | hello dad deuce: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP
effigy: THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER |
deuce effigy |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-effigy #gonorrhea #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
3,141 | 6/9/2007 | hello okay you know what to do : ULDA
: |ERE
pants:
pants: HELLO
pants: OKAY
(pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #cropped #dj-rapekit #grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #whisper #you-know-what-to-do |
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2,809 | 7/9/2006 | hello online friends spigot: HELLO ONLINE FRIENDS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!
spigot: I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR ABOUT
spigot: A MONTH NOW AND I ALSO LIKE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A
spigot: DUMB FAGGOT!!!!! OKAY BYE!!!!
spigot {{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}} |
spigot |
#dicksucking #hugs #internet #punctuation #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,569 | 2/23/2017 | helmet, pipe, umbrella, unicycle, overalls deuce: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THERE (WEARING MY HELMET, SMOKING MY PIPE, TWIRLING AN UMBRELLA)
pants: (UNICYCLE, OVERALLS, ONE MAN BAND) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #neon-grid-background #sfw |
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67 | 11/16/1998 | help spigot: HELP / I NEED SOMEBODY
spigot: HELP / NOT JUST ANYBODY
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I AM ASKING FOR HELP
spigot: I AM REACHING MY HAND UNDER THE PARTITION FOR COINS/TOKENS |
spigot |
#beatles #mousehole #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-solo #stall #stall-bamming #woodring-room-background |
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8,953 | 9/22/2023 | help i'm trapped in a webcomic factory deuce: :FORTUNE_COOKIE: TODAY YOU WILL GET _GANG RAPED_
spigot: DID YOU MEAN _GROUP HUGGED_
deuce: IT'S A SPECIAL HUG |
#corndog-background #deuce-spigot #emoji #fortune #fortune-cookie #meta #rape #somber-deuce #spurt |
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2,564 | 11/6/2005 | help is on the way spigot: IF ONLY I HAD A HAMMER AND A MAP TO MOTEL 6
spigot: THUMP THUMP THUMP
spigot: LET ME OUT OF HERE PEOPLE !!! IT'S THE WEEKEND SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MONDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M ON MY WAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #monday #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,862 | 5/30/2009 | help me spigot: I SAID PLEASE PASS THE BONG AND HELP ME SMOKE IT
pants: OH YOU |
pants spigot |
#bong #marijuana #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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1,368 | 6/29/2002 | help me everyone spigot: OKAY I NEED TO REGISTER ANOTHER DOMAIN AGAIN (HELP ME EVERYONE)
atandt: GAYBAR.COM
bung: BUSSTATION.COM
bung: MENSROOM.EDU
atandt: BUSTICKETS4INTERNETBOYS.COM
spigot: I'M SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU PEOPLE |
atandt bung spigot |
#atandt-bung-spigot #bathroom #bullying #bus #gay #judgement #sarcasm #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,799 | 9/6/2003 | help me god deuce: SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU OPEN THAT FAT MARRIED MOUTH OF YOURS ONCE MORE I'LL FUCK YOU DEAD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #help-me-god #marriage #woodring-room-background |
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7,184 | 11/21/2018 | help me put on this tie pants: making a thanksgiving turkey, tracing fingers onto construction paper
pants: sucking my own dick
pants: never cutting the turkey out, never hanging it on the wall, just working my own hog
pants: the turkey needs a little eye and a little smiling mouth??????? too bad giving head to myself
deuce: did you mean your weird, meaty hands with their little stubby fingers
pants: the very same (smiling, practically beaming)
pants: so happy you noticed
pants: help me put on this tie |
deuce pants |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #dick #sucking #thanksgiving #turkey #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,045 | 3/5/2007 | helpful hints spigot: HOW TO TRICK HER INTO LOCKING HERSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE SO I CAN BEAT OFF
spigot: HONEY LOOK!!!!!!!!
spigot: PUNCH CLINK |
spigot |
#beating-off #eye-injury #feminism #physical-comedy #punching #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,541 | 3/31/2014 | helping humans spigot: CAN WE HELP HUMANS JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY ON A SIDEWALK |
spigot |
#pedestrians #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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978 | 5/31/2001 | helping mayor mccheese spigot: DO I HAVE TO DRAW A MAP TO MY LAP |
spigot |
#woodring-stairs-background |
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2,486 | 8/19/2005 | helping myself to more sausage spigot: WHAT IF THE CAUSE OF THE BIG PLANE CRASH WAS ME FARTING?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I AM HELPING MYSELF TO MORE SAUSAGE REGARDLESS |
spigot |
#farts #sausage #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,692 | 7/4/2017 | hen pants: THE OXFORD DONG
deuce: YOUR INPUT IS APPRECIATED, HEN
pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grammar #hen #sfw #typo #white-background |
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6,258 | 4/1/2016 | hence the semicolons net: ALHAGHJLGFAJ;DAFGJL;DFAGKHJL;DFGALHJKASDFHJKLADFKHJLASDF
net: HEAR MY WORDS
deuce: I HEARD NOISE AND PERHAPS SOME SUCKERY
deuce: HENCE THE J'S ?!?!?!?!?!
net: AND THE SEMICOLONS
deuce: HLAHGLAG |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicksucking #semicolon #uncredited-character #woodring-den-background |
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9,116 | 3/3/2024 | her and her friend spigot: THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS YOU OWE HER AND HER FRIEND $600 EACH
pants: CAN I DOUBLE DOWN
spigot: (WHISPERING) ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A SIR
pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
spigot: S-SOMEONE MIGHT BE SLIPPIN' JIMMYING YOU
pants: OKAY SO
pants: THEY MAY HAVE A BUSINESS CASE ABOUT WHY I OWE THEM A PAYMENT |
#based #better-call-saul #better-call-spigot #blackmail #bored-pants #business #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #disappointed-pants #gay #how-i-met-your-mother-tier-humor #huffy-pants #law #legal #mildly-angry-pants #prostitutes #slippin-jimmy #transgender #whispering #woodring-room-background |
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6,461 | 10/26/2016 | her special day spigot: PULLING THE BRIDE ASIDE ON HER SPECIAL DAY AND DISCREETLY SHOWING HER THE DOG SHIT I NEARLY STEPPED IN
spigot: DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY DRAMA
spigot: MAYBE JUST GIVE THIS DOG SHIT TO THE GROOM BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW IT AWAY MYSELF |
spigot |
#dogshit #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wedding |
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1,109 | 10/14/2001 | here and pants: MICHAEL J FOX RETURNING TO SPIN CITY ?!?!? BRITNEY AND JUSTIN STILL GOING STRONG ?!?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN MAKING A COMEBACK ?!?!!?
pants: FOLKS THIS IS THE CHURCH OF JERKCITY
pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS SO RIGHT HERE AND HERE AND HERE |
pants |
#gunmetal-background |
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1,639 | 3/27/2003 | here and a broad spigot: I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT SQUEEZE AND GROPE WHAT YOU DESCRIBE AS MY "DOODLE DONG"
pants: THIS BONG IS FILTHY !!! WE'LL NEED RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RICE
spigot: MY NUTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO AND ESPECIALLY WITH THE KICKING, ETC
pants: THE RICE IS TO TRAP THE REPUBLICAN GUARD HERE AND ABROAD
spigot: I'M UNDER ARREST JUST BECAUSE FOR NO REASON
pants: I CAN SEE YOUR BUNKER BUSTER (DRINKING THE RUBBING ALCOHOL) |
pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-pants #die-trying #isopropanol #nuts-of-spigot #republican #rice #rubbing-alcohol #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,993 | 10/10/2009 | here are some fucking pills deuce: I'M IN HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK
spigot: HERE ARE SOME FUCKING PILLS FOR YOUR LIMP-ASS DICK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #diabetes #dick #pills #urinal-background |
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1,326 | 5/19/2002 | here comes the birthday boy spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
spigot: HONKING IT |
deuce spigot |
#assault #battery #birthday #deuce-spigot #honk #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,170 | 12/23/2015 | here comes the bride pants: OZONE AND / THE PIG (TO THE TUNE OF "BRIDAL CHORUS" BETTER KNOWN AS "HERE COMES THE BRIDE")
hanford: YOU BE QUIET, OZONE AND THE PIG GOT PUSHED BACK TO 2016
pants: BHGLAUHGLUAH GAHGLUAG IT'S LIKE CALCUTTA IN HERE HLAGHLUAHGLUAHG
pants: I'VE GOT WISDOM THAT I WANT TO PASS ON
hanford: GET OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK WE'VE GOT REHEARSAL |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #ozone-and-the-pig #pants-under-the-sink #sfw #singing #white-background |
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4,329 | 9/24/2010 | here comes the cockbot spigot: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
spigot: I NEED A FRESCA AND A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SHASTA
spigot: BYE COCKBOT |
spigot |
#cockbot #cricket #fresca #mountain-dew #mouse-cursor #shasta #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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260 | 6/22/1999 | here comes the hotstepper pants: HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER
pants: COCKS ???
deuce: THERE HE IS !!!!!!!!
deuce: PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
deuce: PANTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE
: PANTS BELCHES UP SPERM
deuce: CUT
pants: SORRY |
deuce pants |
#cocks #cum #cut #deuce-pants #edited #kamoze #onomatopoeia #woodring-room-background |
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2,060 | 5/24/2004 | here comes the motherfucking cockbot again spigot: SO I HEAR HUGH GRANT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HUGH DOWNS
deuce: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
deuce: LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER
deuce: BYE COCKBOT
spigot: COME BACK |
deuce spigot |
#cockbot #come-back #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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5,290 | 7/10/2013 | here for the duration deuce: ARE WE ALL HERE FOR THE DURATION GENTLEMEN
spigot: CLASS HURGLE : PUBLIC HURBLE |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #programming #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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5,066 | 11/24/2012 | here for you pants: BALLS FOR THE FACE PLEASE
deuce: HERE FOR YOU |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #green-background |
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4,377 | 11/11/2010 | here he comes pants: HERE HE COMES
pants: DANGLE
deuce: GLARG
deuce: SUDDENLY THIS PLAN IS GOING SOUTH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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6,444 | 10/9/2016 | here he is pants: THERE WAS A CHAP HIS NAME WAS BERT HE ATE THE BUTTONS OFF HIS SHIRT
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE HERE I AM |
deuce pants |
#bert #buttons #deuce-pants #rhyming #sfw #shirt #singing #urinal-background |