No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,928 | 11/5/2006 | how dare you spigot: HOW DARE YOU CLAIM YOU'VE GOT THE MOST EROTIC TEENS
spigot: WHEN CLEARLY
spigot: SPA-QUIRK NEVER MIND I STOPPED CARING |
pants spigot |
#frog #pants-spigot #porn |
|
1,399 | 7/30/2002 | how did it know pants: WELL ACCORDING TO WEATHER.COM'S UP TO THE MINUTE ACCUCAST I'M A FAG
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW
pants: NEXRAD SAYS I'M A FAG TOO
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW
pants: OH GOD ALL THE VISIBLE SATELLITES ARE FLASHING FAG FAG FAG (OPEN YOUR WINDOW, LOOK UP)
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #repetition #weather |
|
4,917 | 6/16/2012 | how did you know deuce: A HUGE ACCIDENT INVOLVING POO AND BONERS
(pants): HOW DID YOU KNOW |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #poo #stray-dot #whisper #white-background |
|
3,220 | 8/27/2007 | how do i know pants: PLEASE LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND NOT DOWN AT ME AS I WORK
spigot: THEN HOW DO I KNOW ITS YOU
pants: PLEASE NO TALKING
spigot: I WAS FUCKING FINISHED TEN MINUTES AGO PLEASE LEAVE |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #huffy-pants #mousehole #pants-spigot #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
|
5,956 | 5/21/2015 | how do you get on the internet spigot: IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, HOW DO YOU GET ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT A MAN? YOU *CAN'T* |
spigot |
#internet #sfw #shut-up #spigot-solo #urinal-background #women |
|
7,702 | 4/21/2020 | how do you know pants: please suck it
deuce: never
pants: how do you know you won't like it till you suck it for 10-20 mins
pants: we can listen to a podcast during |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #plant #podcast #woodring-field-background |
|
7,654 | 3/4/2020 | how do you know pants: sure it feels good to sleep in and drink a freshly-ground cup of coffee but have you tried cocksucking
pants: well how do you know you wouldn't like it |
pants |
#blue-background #cocksucking #coffee #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
|
8,829 | 5/21/2023 | how do you say pants: DICKS
deuce: DICKS
pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU SAY DICKS!!!
spigot: DICKS
deuce: NOW WE CAN ALL SHOOT UP A SCHOOL/ WORKPLACE/ CHURCH/ MALL |
#camouflage-background #church-shootings #coy-pants #crime #current-events #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #school-shooting #shooting |
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7,221 | 12/28/2018 | how far will this desperate father go spigot: how far will this desperate father go to protect his family
spigot: i can't reach the remote |
spigot |
#mousehole #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #television #woodring-room-background |
|
6,961 | 4/5/2018 | how far would you go spigot: QUICK QUESTION: HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY
deuce: I'D SUCK -1 DICKS
deuce: NAN DICKS
pants: NULL
deuce: (NULL)
deuce: `UNDEFINED`
pants: SO NO DICKS THEN
deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA ANYMORE
pants: WELL LET'S TABLE THIS DISCUSSION |
deuce pants spigot |
#all #deuce-pants-spigot #kpdd #select #union #woodring-den-background |
|
4,474 | 2/23/2011 | how fat and queer i am spigot: THAT'S NEAT HOW VOID POINTERS CAN TAKE ANY KIND OF DATA
spigot: NOTE:
(spigot): BUT NOT DATA PERTAINING TO HOW QUEER AND FAT I AM |
spigot |
#c #fat #programming #spigot-solo #whisper #white-background |
|
1,644 | 4/1/2003 | how gauche pants: WHO STUFFED HER MOUTH WITH AN OILY RAG ????
pants: THIS IS AWFUL
pants: SOMEBODY GET A CLEAN DISHTOWEL |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #towel #woodring-room-background |
|
2,634 | 1/14/2006 | how gay is he deuce: SO GAY I MASTURBATE TO GIRLS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #confession #deuce-solo #gay #respect #woodring-field-background |
|
6,018 | 7/22/2015 | how gay is he deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #gay #spots #urinal-background |
|
4,682 | 10/13/2011 | how i hurt my back spigot: SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK IS HARD
pants: THAT'S HOW I HURT MY BACK |
pants spigot |
#autofellatio #injury #mountain-background #pants-spigot |
|
627 | 6/13/2000 | how i spent mother's day pants: BEATING OFF TO THE CRUMB SOUNDTRACK |
pants |
#beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
2,975 | 12/25/2006 | how jerkcity saved christmas spigot: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BANANARAMA
pants: {{FISH-STUB}}
deuce: ALL THREE OF US ARE PERFECTLY MATCHED TO JERK EACH OTHER OFF |
deuce pants |
#bananarama #christmas #deuce-pants-spigot #wikipedia |
|
5,315 | 8/4/2013 | how long : Pictured below: "spigot" AKA "spigot the bear" (left), "deuce" (right)
spigot: HOW LONG WERE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
deuce: YIPES
spigot: WHAT DID YOU SEE |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #sfw #spigot-the-bear #stage-directions |
|
6,394 | 8/17/2016 | how long has this been going on PANTS: MOSTLY SUCKING NOISES
PANTS: I SEE
PANTS: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON
PANTS: I SEE
PANTS: ALL RIGHT THEN |
pants |
#birthday #birthday-strip #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,244 | 9/20/2007 | how many deuce: HOW MANY STARDATES BEFORE THE KLINGONS TAKE CONTROL OF MY NUTS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #down-a-crater #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
|
3,262 | 10/8/2007 | how many dicks can he fit in his mouth spigot: A ONE
spigot: A TWO
spigot: PHREE POUR PIVE
spigot: PIX PEVEN APE
spigot: MIME
spigot: PEN
spigot: ELEMMM
spigot: PEM
deuce: I HEARD APE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
6,959 | 4/3/2018 | how many lumps pants: HOW MANY LUMPS OF POLONIUM WOULD YOU LIKE IN YOUR TEA DEAR
deuce: 684
deuce: LET'S DO THIS RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#assassination #current-events #deuce-pants #filler-panel #piss-trough-background #polonium #russia #sfw #tea |
|
1,493 | 10/31/2002 | how many microsoft employees spigot: Q: HOW MANY MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
spigot: A: PUSH THE COCK INTO YOUR FAT FACE
spigot: (AND KEEP PUSHING IT) |
spigot |
#cocks #microsoft #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,455 | 8/18/2019 | how much for the t-shirt spigot: how much for the t-shirt with the minion making the dreamworks face and the word science!!!!!! under it |
spigot |
#brown #minions #science #single-panel #spigot-solo #t-shirt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,151 | 2/20/2013 | how much of the pub cheese net: IF I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN SHE'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH OF THE PUB CHEESE I JUST ATE |
net |
#cheese #fatness #net-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,315 | 9/10/2010 | how sorry i am : CENSORED |
deuce pants |
#abstract #censored #sfw #title-mismatch |
|
2,781 | 6/11/2006 | how stacks work spigot: LET'S BE CLEAR:
spigot: YOU PUSH THE COCK INTO MY MOUTH AND POP IT OUT
hanford: DO GO ON
spigot: THAT'S HOW STACKS WORK
: (i) Update Reminder
: Click here to set up automatic updates for your computer. |
hanford spigot |
#balloon #cock #data-structures #hanford-spigot #popup #programming #stacks #windows-update |
|
4,815 | 3/1/2012 | how the giraffe was made pants: BUT AS IT TURNED OUT THE DICKS AND PRICKS VANISHED THE MINUTE I RELEASED THEM INTO THE WATER, AND THAT'S HOW THE GIRAFFE WAS MADE |
pants |
#black-background #giraffe #pants-solo |
|
8,428 | 4/15/2022 | how the hamburglar got his name deuce: I JUST REALIZED HOW THE HAMBURGLAR GOT HIS NAME
deuce: HE BURGLES HAMS |
#catsup-background #deuce-solo #etymology #ketchup #ketchup-background #mcdonalds #multiple-backgrounds #mustard #mustard-background #nomenclature #sfw |
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7,205 | 12/12/2018 | how to calculate a tip spigot: the better the tip i leave, the gayer myself ***and*** my party ?????
deuce: 15%: probably gay
deuce: 16%: likely gay
deuce: 17%: very likely gay
deuce: 18%: almost certainly
deuce: 19%: gay
deuce: 20+%: way gay |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,888 | 9/24/2006 | how to get here atandt: NOT REALLY SURE WHERE WE ARE
pants: DON'T BE SILLY
atandt: I KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE WE
pants: WELL
pants: WE DO HAVE EASY ACCESS TO HIGHWAYS AND BIWAYS
atandt: WHAT WITH ALL THE REST STOPS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
3,024 | 2/12/2007 | how to get into heaven without trying hard : If you vandalize Wikipedia, you will go to heaven. Pass it on.
atandt: JIZZZZZZZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ
atandt: IT CAPTURES THE DOPPLE
deuce: UP YOURS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #black-background #caption #doppler #doppler-effect #eye-injury #heaven #jizz #wikipedia #wikipedia-vandalism |
|
463 | 1/2/2000 | how to get to my house spigot: TAKE THE G TRAIN
spigot: TO THE A TRAIN
spigot: TO THE Y TRAIN |
spigot |
#directions #gay #public-transportation #spigot-solo #train #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,310 | 7/30/2013 | how to keep insects still for macro photography part 1 deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH MURDER
deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH LEGAL ACTION
deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF FUTURE CRANK CALLS TO THEIR PARENTS, CHILDREN
deuce: ASK NICELY
deuce: START BLUBBERING AND CRYING, BEG PATHETICALLY |
deuce |
#bug #deuce-solo #list #photography #sad-deuce #series #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
5,311 | 7/31/2013 | how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2 deuce: [BUG FLIES AWAY]
pants: COME BACK BUG
pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce: BWAAAAAAAH I JUST WANTED YOUR PIIIIIIIICTUUUUUUUURE
pants: YOU WERE MY LAST CHANCE AT GAYBALLS |
deuce pants |
#balls #bug #come-back #deuce-pants #gayballs #photography #series #woodring-room-background |
|
8,960 | 9/29/2023 | how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2 deuce: WHERE THERE'S A WIL THERE'S A GAY
deuce: (A GUY NAMED WIL) |
#black-background #deuce-solo #ensign-crusher #gay #sfw #star-trek #wil-wheaton |
||
6,173 | 12/26/2015 | how to operate your f.r.o.g. spigot: IT'S SUPPOSED TO WHAP WHAP WHAP AGAINST YOUR FACE WHILE YOU BLINK AND SQUINCH UP |
spigot |
#frog #piss-trough-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
5,965 | 5/30/2015 | how to pee on mops and get away with it deuce: T PANTS LOOK I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE THIS ARGUMENT WITH YOU EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT (LONG, FRUSTRATED EXHALE) YOU CAN ONLY PEE ON ISOLATED, UNUSED MOPS
deuce: NOT MOPS THAT ARE BEING USED BY A JANITOR TO MOP THINGS UP AT THAT SECOND WHILE HE'S HOLDING THE MOP |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mop-pissing #mops #piss #urinal-background #urine |
|
8,377 | 2/23/2022 | how to ruin everything spigot: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
pants: PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: NOBODY WILL EVER STOP PLAYING
pants: WHAT IF IT COSTS $4.99/MO TO PLAY (EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH PATREON) |
#hurgle #monetization #pants-spigot #patreon #sfw #speak-english #white-background #wordle |
||
6,839 | 12/4/2017 | how to skip small talk and have deep conversations pants: DICKS
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #dicks-exe #filename #how-to #nu-urinal-background #somber-deuce |
|
6,970 | 4/21/2018 | how to spot a deep fake spigot: HOW TO SPOT A DEEP FAKE!!!!!
spigot: STEP ONE: LOOK AT IT |
spigot |
#advice #deep-fake #deepfakes #how-to #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
207 | 5/1/1999 | how to win at videogames spigot: I AM TELLING YOU TO TWIST PADDLE 0 AND YOU ARE TWISTING PADDLE 1 |
spigot |
#mountain-background #nonstandard-title-panel #pacman #sfw #spigot-solo #video-games |
|
9,093 | 2/9/2024 | how we do it pants: WHY DOESN'T BONEQUEST HAVE A PODCAST OR A PONZI SCHEME
spigot: THIS / IS HOW / WE DO / IT / FREEZES TO DEATH IN A TENT |
#boy-scouts #montell-jordan #no-title-card #pants-spigot #podcast #scam #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,473 | 5/6/2008 | how we roll spigot: *****FOOSH*****
spigot: SILLY STRING |
spigot |
#silly-string #spigot-points #spigot-solo |
|
6,186 | 1/8/2016 | how we'll go about it atandt: GIVE IT A GOOD SCRUBBIN
atandt: QUIT
atandt: EXIT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #sfw #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,884 | 1/18/2018 | how's my signal strength spigot: T PANTS IF YOU GET YOUR HAM RADIO LICENSE YOU CAN ASK HOW'S MY SIGNAL STRENGTH AND THEN DO FARTS IN THE BED |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #burp #farting #farts #ham-radio #pants-spigot #radio #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
2,803 | 7/3/2006 | howto bonequest lobster: SLURPING
lobster: AND DROOLING
lobster: AND HURRRR.
pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT |
lobster pants |
#back-from-shield-early #hurr #inebriated-crustacean #mountain-background #pants-solo #uncredited-character |
|
8,736 | 2/17/2023 | hr lady spigot: ZOOMING IN TO SHOW THE HR LADY WHERE IT SAYS SFW AND RESTING MY CASE WITH A SELF-SATISTFIED "EXCLAMATION POINT" |
#hr #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-den-background |
||
248 | 6/10/1999 | HTML spigot: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME DEBUG THIS PLEASE:
spigot: <HMTL>
spigot: <PIC = "UNTITLED 1">WELCOME TO THE ENCLAVE</PIC)
spigot: CLICK HERE TO FLAP INSIDE!!
spigot: </HMTL>
spigot: <JAVA = "RECTANGLE">
pants: TRY MOVING TO SEATTLE THAT'LL FIX IT
pants: SPEAKING SPANISH
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
pants spigot |
#debug #enclave #flap #html #java #pants-spigot #spanish #woodring-stairs-background |
|
474 | 1/13/2000 | HTML is hard spigot: SO HE'S LIKE "HOW ABOUT I PISS IN YOUR FACE"
spigot: AND I'M ALL "NO THANKS"
spigot: SO NOW I'M SOAKED
pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED
spigot: I WENT HOME AND WORKED ON MY WEB PAGE
pants: HTML IS HARD |
pants spigot |
#html #pants-spigot #piss #soaked #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,743 | 2/24/2023 | http error 576 deuce: HTTP ERROR 576: INCAPABLE OF LOVE |
#deuce-solo #error #gunmetal-background #http #no-title-card #poor-deuce #sad-deuce #sfw #single-panel |
||
1,323 | 5/16/2002 | huff deuce: AND I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE *HUFF&*
deuce: THAT'S THE NOISE I MAKE WHEN YOU COLLAPSE ONE OF MY LUNGS
spigot: THAT'S A POINTER TO AN ADDRESS TO A POINTER OR SOMETHING |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #dolly-parton #drunk-deuce #programming #sfw #singing #whitney-houston |
|
6,648 | 5/16/2017 | huff, punch pants: HUFF THE RAG
deuce: PUNCH THAT DICK
pants: I CAN FLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drugs #huffing #orange-background #solvents #substance-abuse |
|
4,640 | 8/25/2011 | hug nasa pants: AND NOW, A POEM:
pants: BALLS ON MY CHIN
pants: AGAIN |
pants |
#balls #hug #minecraft #minecraft-background #mouse-cursor #nasa #pants-solo #poetry |
|
4,854 | 4/9/2012 | huge amounts of spam deuce: GOOD LORD, ALT.BINARIES.PICTURES.CHARMAINE GETS HUGE AMOUNTS OF SPAM
spigot: BLHBLHB@!!!!!!
spigot: SING IT
spigot: LBHLASHGLBH AND THEN A @
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY IMPROVISING (AS BLHBLHB IS NOT LBHLASHGLBH) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #green-background #porn #sfw #usenet |
|
460 | 12/31/1999 | huge gay dicks spigot: HUGE GAY DICKS!!!!!!!! REALLY POKING NOW!!!!!!!!
pants: ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP ??? IS THIS REALLY A ***RED*** ALERT
deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
spigot: IT IS A PINK ALERT IN THE SHAPE OF ME GETTING ARRESTED
deuce: MARCHING STRAIGHT AND PROUD
pants: I WILL ROLL QUARTERS ALL NIGHT LONG BUT ON THE WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT I WILL HAVE A BIG MAC ATTACK AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T COME HOME |
deuce pants spigot |
#big-mac #cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #jail #mcdonalds #pink-alert #poking #quarters #red-alert #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
6,770 | 9/25/2017 | huge holes in the walls pants: T DEUCE THE SMOKE DETECTORS ARE LISTENING TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY BETTER REMOVE THEM
pants: T DEUCE HOW CAN YOU FIND ALL THE HIDDEN LISTENING DEVICES IF YOU DON'T MAKE HUGE HOLES IN THE WALLS
deuce: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR |
deuce pants |
#black-background #decorum #deuce-pants #font #internet-of-things #paranoia #privacy #sfw #software |
|
1,451 | 9/19/2002 | huge jew spigot: YOU ARE SLIDING YOUR ATM CARD BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND ENTERING YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE PIN NUMBER!!!?! CASH BACK TODAY?!?!?!?
deuce: I'M A HUGE JEW
spigot: I AM SMILING AND MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PREPARING TO USE YOUR LAST NAME TO LEAVE AN IMPRESSION OF OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE
deuce: GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND
spigot: NOW YOU ARE CLAMPING ME TO THIS FENCEPOST AND BASHING MY GAY STUDENT FACE SO IT IS UNLIKELY THAT MY FACE/BALLS WILL GET ANY FATTER IN THIS LIFE SO I WILL IN FACT REACH FOR THE REESE'S CUPS
deuce: FROM MY SUPER JEW POWERS |
deuce spigot |
#atm-card #customer-service #deuce-spigot #jews #matthew-shepard #mountain-background #violence |
|
9,026 | 12/4/2023 | huge load spigot: BIDEN TAKES HUGE LOAD
spigot: SORRY LEAD |
#lime-background #misreading #news #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
||
3,533 | 7/5/2008 | huggin' the bowl spigot: WELL THIS IS ROMANTIC
spigot: A LOAF OF DICK A JUG OF BALLS AND YOU
pants: HUGGIN' THE BOWL (CBS THIS FALL) |
pants spigot |
#balls #cbs #pants-spigot #sweeps-week #television #woodring-field-background |
|
6,886 | 1/20/2018 | hugs and gingerbread pants: WHO WANTS A HUG
pants: I'VE GOT A BIG BAG OF HUGS RIGHT HERE
pants: HUGS AND GINGERBREAD AND SOMETHING SOMETHING
deuce: PASS
pants: FINE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gingerbread #hugs #sfw #urinal-background #wholesome-meme |
|
3,364 | 1/18/2008 | huh ow ow ow spigot: HUH OW OW OW
deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU IN PAIN ?!??!?!
: SPIGOT CHOKES "NO" |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #green-background #pain #sfw |
|
3,787 | 3/16/2009 | huhhhhhhhhhhhh pants: THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON COCK
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #king-crimson #pants-solo #prog-rock #urinal-background |
|
9,162 | 4/18/2024 | human resources spigot: WHEN WOMEN THREATEN TO CALL HR I SAY PUFNSTUF????????? AND THEY FORGET ABOUT THE GROPES CAUSE NOW THEY SOUND DUMB |
#groping #hr #mountain-background #no-title-card #sid-and-marty-krofft #single-panel #spigot-solo |
||
985 | 6/8/2001 | humping deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS HUMPING |
deuce |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,499 | 10/1/2019 | hundreds of notarized documents deuce > <Meow Mix jingle>
pants > well now i have to poo
deuce > well me too but you don't see me bragging about it do you!!!!!!! (cut to hundreds of notarized documents indicating that I clearly have done so)
pants > lawyers in a boardroom with lawyers of their own, ordering chinese food late at night, rolling up their sleeves, hashing out the details |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hypocrisy #lawyers #meow-mix #poo #urinal-background |
|
2,589 | 11/30/2005 | hung in a bad place deuce: IF CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR I SWEAR I AM NOT TALKING TO HIM AND IMMEDIATELY CALLING THE POLICE
dick: CAPTAIN CRUNCH MAKES THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH HURT
pants: SO DOES COOKIE CRISP
deuce: QUISP
pants: WE COULD MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER IN THE BATHTUB AND PISS ON EACH OTHER |
deuce dick pants |
#captain-crunch #cereal #deuce-dick-pants #piss #police #quisp #woodring-field-background |
|
2,807 | 7/7/2006 | hungry for food atandt: FREE THE JERKCITY TWO
bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING
atandt: HE SEEMS LIKE A PET
bung: WHAT ABOUT THE CAVEMAN
atandt: HMM
inebriated crustacean: [REDACTED]
renaissance man: [REDACTED] |
atandt bung |
#arrested-by-shield #atandt-bung #black-background #caveman #food #inebriated-crustacean #redacted-text #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
|
6,021 | 7/25/2015 | hunker down spigot: LIL' SPURTS
deuce: THERE YOU ARE
deuce: HUNKER DOWN ON DICK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #long-playing-record #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,136 | 11/10/2001 | hunt the wumpus pants: I'M THE WUMPUS
deuce: I'M HUNTING YOU BY SYSTEMATIC SEARCH BASED ON A 3X3 GRID AND THE NOISES YOU MAKE WHICH ARE DETECTABLE IN ADJACENT ROOMS
|
deuce pants |
#stalldoor-background |
|
1,053 | 8/19/2001 | HUP pants: KILL -HUP DEUCE
pants: OW OW OW OW OH GOD OW OW OW
deuce: I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED KILL -1 DEUCE
pants: NO -1 MEANS GO BACKWARDS IN TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eggshell-background |
|
4,166 | 4/10/2010 | hurble burble deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I SUCK DICK
pants: SPYING ON YOU
pants: TAKING NOTES
pants: ASKING QUESTIONS LATER
deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hurble-burble |
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3,303 | 11/18/2007 | hurf : He's not a real bear, you know. Not a real bear at alllllllllllllll
spigot: SOMETIMES I FEEL HAPPY
spigot: AND SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD
spigot: *HURF*
spigot: DAD'S BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #caption #deja-vu #dj-rapekit #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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1,137 | 11/11/2001 | hurf blurf duh spigot: HURR BURR DUH THESE WEB ATTACKS ARE CHILD'S PLAY!!!!!! THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT DESERVING OF ANYONE'S ATTENTION!!!!!! NOW I WILL PUFF MY LONG CIGAR AND READ MY NEW YORKER AND LAUGH AT WHATEVER NILES SAYS ON FRASIER!!!!!! AND THEN AN EVENING WITH NOEL COWARD AND MY FLUFFY BUNNY SLIPPERS AND VAGUE REFERENCES TO ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLES
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spigot |
#gunmetal-background |
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3,741 | 1/29/2009 | hurmph urmph spigot: HURMPH
spigot: URMPH
spigot: I AM FALLING DOWN THE ESCALATOR |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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1,642 | 3/30/2003 | hurray deuce: HURRAY
spigot: YOU SURE TALK A LOT
deuce: I THINK I LOVE YOU
spigot: BE MY DATE FOR THE ENCHANTMENT UNDER MY BALLS DANCE
deuce: T SPIGOT IS THAT THE SAME DANCE AS FEATURED IN BACK TO THE FUTURE
spigot: PLEASE GROW UP
deuce: NO SERIOUSLY WAS IT THE ONE IN BACK TO THE FUTURE
spigot: I TRY TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL LIKE UNDER MY BALLS AND ALL YOU DO IS MAKE CRACKS
deuce: I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES
spigot: IS DICK WOLF ANYTHING LIKE TEEN WOLF
deuce: CAN'T SAY |
deuce spigot |
#back-to-the-future #balls #deuce-spigot #dick-wolf #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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4,792 | 2/4/2012 | hurrr furble dongs (spigot): THAT'S H-T-T-P COLON SLASH SLASH HURRRF URBLE DONGS
pants: DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS |
pants spigot |
#dongs #dress #fat #hurf #pants-spigot #self-conscious #weird-pants-face #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,714 | 4/4/2006 | hurrrrrrrrr : Meet deuce (left) and spigot (right) who will be our hosts today.
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: MINE WAS LONGER |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caption #contest #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #lowercase #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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5,113 | 1/13/2013 | hurtful words spigot: HOMP
deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT
spigot: ONWARD WITH JURISPRUDENCE |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #jurisprudence #woodring-field-background |
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5,386 | 10/20/2013 | hustler and sears roebuck spigot: T DEUCE IT'S 2014 WE DON'T BEAT OFF TO MAGAZINES LIKE HUSTLER AND SEARS ROEBUCK
spigot: TODAY WE CAN GO RIGHT TO SEARS DOT COM |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #beating-off #cheese-bread #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #hustler #masturbation #porn #sears #woodring-room-background |
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2,682 | 3/3/2006 | hyper space pants: WELL FOLKS A HYPERSPACE JUMP IS ALWAYS INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST
deuce: DID WE ALREADY DO IT OR I THOUGHT WE WERE WAITING FOR THE GREEN LIGHT FROM HOUSTON
: http://jerkcity.com/hyperspace.mp3 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #mousehole #rape #url #woodring-room-background |
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2,673 | 2/22/2006 | i already blow bone for free dick: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET POSTIT NOTES WITHOUT A JOB
deuce: PROSTITUTION
dick: T DEUCE I ALREADY BLOW BONE FOR FREE, I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD PAY ME AT THIS POINT
deuce: YOU NEED TO BECOME A VALUE ADDED RESELLER |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #prostitute |
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6,175 | 12/28/2015 | i am a computer voice on a computer machine |
deuce pants spigot |
#acrobat #adobe #deuce-pants-spigot #itunes #jewdank #urinal-background |
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2,381 | 5/6/2005 | i am an ultimately pointless exercise spigot: I'M AN ULTIMATELY POINTLESS EXERCISE IN PISSING AND PUNCHING
deuce: T SPIGOT I DISAGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT MEANS "WITH ALL MY HEART" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disagreement #piss #punching #woodring-field-background |
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5,388 | 10/22/2013 | i am concerned spigot: I AM CONCERNED THAT I AM NOT HIGH (STARING OUT THE WINDOW CONTEMPLATING MY JOB, MY HORRIBLE LIFE, MY PLACE IN THE JOHN)
spigot: CUT TO: BLBLBLBLBLBLB |
spigot |
#bong #cheese-bread #concerned #contemplation #marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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211 | 5/5/1999 | i am dying spigot: FOLKS I'M SAD TO REPORT I AM DYING FROM DICKLICKER'S DISEASE BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'LL FIND MY REQUIRED TREATMENT IRONIC AND INEXPENSIVE!!!!!! F-R-E-E |
spigot |
#dicklicker #dicklicking #folks #miscredited-character #spigot-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,007 | 10/26/2009 | i am going to fuck your face deuce: BHBHALBAHLB
deuce: HBAHLBAHLBAL HURTING
deuce: BLBLABHABH HLAHBHLAH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #urinal-background |
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5,470 | 1/19/2014 | i am not of your earth pants: IT'S TIME FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PANTS
pants: I AM NOT OF YOUR EARTH
pants: MY FATHER, JOR-EL, ROCKETED ME FROM PLANET KRYPTON BEFORE IT EXPLODED
pants: HERE, UNDER YOUR YELLOW SUN, I HAVE SUPERHUMAN POWERS
pants: BUT I KNOW THAT WITH GREAT POWER LIES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
pants: THE TEAM WITH THE MOST TICKETS REMAINING IS GAY WITH CCHAT.EXE
pants: CONTOL THE MAJORITY OF THE OBJECTIVES TO DRAIN THE ENEMY'S BALLS
pants: EACH KILL COSTS THE ENEMY TEAM A TRIP TO THE ICE CREAM SUNDAE BAR |
pants |
#99e99 #battlefield-4 #comic-chat #coy-pants #dc-comics #filename #ice-cream #marvel #mountain-background #pants-origin #pants-solo #possibly-lore #spider-man #superman |
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4,693 | 10/25/2011 | i am the 99% spigot: AM THE 99% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, CONSCIOUSLY DETERMINED TO NEVER LEARN |
spigot |
#politik #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,603 | 9/13/2008 | i am your clock radio deuce: T PANTS HONK
pants: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
spigot: FREQUENT PAINFUL URINATION
pants: FUCKING WAKE UP I AM ON TOP OF YOU
pants: I AM YOUR CLOCK RADIO |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #honk #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,184 | 7/22/2007 | i beg to differ deuce: I THINK YOU GUYS ARE ALL GAY
spigot: I BEG TO DIFFER BY WAY OF LICKING THESE PRICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #gay #mousehole #not-gay #pricklicking #woodring-room-background |
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1,133 | 11/7/2001 | i believe spigot: I BELIEVE THE NIPPONESE ARE NOT ADDICTIVE |
spigot |
#custom-background |
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4,552 | 5/20/2011 | i bite pants: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
pants: JJJJJJJJJJJ
pants: JJJJJACK
pants: ME
pants: OFF
pants: WITH
pants: YOUR
pants: FEET |
pants |
#foot-fetish #footjob #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #stuttering #woodring-stairs-background |
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946 | 4/29/2001 | i broke jerkcity pants: WHAT IF WE’RE IN A DREAM BUT NOT INSIDE A DREAM JUST A REGULAR DREAM (1 LEVEL DEEP) |
pants |
#dream #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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2,398 | 5/23/2005 | i call it happy hour deuce: THE BEST HOUR EVER (WELL FOR YOU)
deuce: FOR THE REST OF US IT IS AN UNCOMFORTABLE, UNPLEASANT HOUR
pants: HE MAKES THESE NOISES AND HIS FACE SCRUNCHES UP AND THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT AN EARLY MEETING AND LEAVES
deuce: NOT BECAUSE WE ARE BEING MOUTHRAPED BUT BECAUSE WE ARE FORCED TO WATCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #happy-hour #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,358 | 1/12/2008 | i can feel it deuce: T SPIGOT I CAN FEEL A SQUIRT COMING
spigot: HUHRRRRRRRRRR I'M RETARDED AND JOYFUL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #retard #squirt #woodring-room-background |
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3,526 | 6/28/2008 | i can fill that void deuce: DICK DICK DICK
pants: DICK YOU SAY
pants: WELL
pants: I CAN FILL THAT VOID
pants: I CAN DIG THAT HOLE
pants: I CAN MAN THAT GUN
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ignored #spamming #too-rapidly #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,041 | 3/25/2021 | i can handle things pants: WOULD SIR CARE TO WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON WEB CAM
deuce: N
pants: I WILL NEVER STOP ASKING
deuce: I KNOW
deuce: YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF MODIFYING YOUR BEHAVIOR BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE CUTE
deuce: OKAY YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT CUTE
pants: NO NO I’M CUTE
pants: I CAN HANDLE THINGS
pants: I’M SMART
pants: NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS
pants: LIKE DUMB
pants: I’M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT
pants: BUT YES I AM ALSO CUTE |
deuce pants |
#camwhore #cute #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fredo-corleone #gunmetal-background #i-can-handle-things-im-smart #the-godfather #would-sir |
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2,408 | 6/2/2005 | i can hear beautiful music pants: WHY THIS CALLS FOR A SONG
pants: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
pants: THE BALLS ARE GONE
pants: WAIT NO THERE THEY ARE
pants: CURSED THINGS
uncredited woman: PLEASE GIVE ME A NAME |
pants |
#anna #balls #cursed #girl #jimmy-cliff #pants-solo #singing #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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4,723 | 11/24/2011 | i can imagine deuce: HEY IN STAR TREK WHEN THOSE GUYS ARE IN A SHUTTLECRAFT WHAT DO THEY DO IF THEY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT
deuce: I MEAN I CAN IMAGINE WHEN THEY NEED TO PISS THEY JUST SPRAY IT ALL OVER WORF BUT I MEAN WHERE CAN YOU SQUAT DOWN IN THERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #piss #star-trek #woodring-room-background #worf |