spigot: I CAN ONLY BE SO GAY BEFORE I RUN OUT OF SPURT

pants: I'M A ROBOTS.TXT FILE atandt: BETTER THAT THAN AN FAVICON.ICO pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK THE DICK atandt: AM I HEARING THE WORD BALLOONS OR SEEING WHAT YOU SAY atandt: ARE WE GOING TO BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER pants: PLEASE FIND ME AN OUT OF COPYRIGHT CHARACTER TO MOLEST (SOMETHING FROM THE NEWSPAPER FUNNIES)

dick: ANYBODY WANT TO GO TO A MENSA MEETING WITH ME TONIGHT? pants: I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH pants: PLUS I'M GOING TO BE ON THE TOILET ALL NIGHT pants: I CAN TELL

spigot: I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE I MEET I'VE GOT DICKS TO LICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I DON'T NEED NO CLINGING VINES deuce: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE RASH

deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BUSY PROTESTING WARS spigot: MEN BE HOGGIN' THE REMOTE CONTROL 'N SHIT

pants: T ATANDT SPIGOT HIT ME AND DEUCE WON'T STOP MAKING FACES AND SHOWING ME THE CONTENTS OF HIS UNDERPANTS atandt: SORRY atandt: I CANNOT HELP atandt: OUT OF MY JURISDICTION

pants: MAYBE SOMETHING GAY deuce: I CARE 4 U pants: MY SECRET FLOWER pants: YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: >>>YEAH<<< ***RIGHT***

pants: I CHOKE IT DOWN NIGHTLY / I CHOKE IT DOWN SAD / I CHOKE IT DOWN HAPPY / AND I CHOKE IT DOWN MAD / MAD / MAD pants: OH I / CHOKE IT / DOWN MAD

deuce: FAR GAYER THAN ANY OF YOU pants: OH YEAH WATCH THIS HGUAKGHUAKH pants: BAGLHALGHLAHLAG pants: HLGAHALUGHLAGAG deuce: I CONCEDE DEFEAT

spigot: WHY CAN'T THE FBI PROBE MY ASS BALLS AND LEGS FOR HACKING INTO THE BAG OF DORITOS deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK WITH PROPER MOTIVATION IT CAN BE ARRANGED spigot: I WISH TO BE LOVED AND FONDLED AND SCRUBBED AND DIAPERED AND DISPOSED OF deuce: WANG BONG spigot: I AM A GAY ADULT MALE PEOPLE AND I DESERVE BETTER deuce: T SPIGOT NO YOU DO NOT

pants: NEED YA TO STICK AN UMBRELLA INTO MY PEE HOLE pants: FOOMPH deuce: HOMO pants: I DIDN'T SAY TOUCH IT I JUST SAID STICK AN UMBRELLA UP THERE

net: IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY DICK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW I'D BE FLAT FUCKING BROKE (HINT) pants: I DO NOT FOLLOW BUT I AM WILLING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE

deuce: WE SHOULD START A SORORITY (MAKING IT CLEAR I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS)

spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU GO UNDER THE CHERRY MOON WITH ME deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T FOLLOW

pants: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?!? I DON'T GET IT !!! PLEASE I BET OF YOU SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME IN TERMS I CAN UNDERSTAND FOR I AM SLOW AND WAS HELD BACK SEVERAL GRADES pants: IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY !!! THE LAST PANEL DOESN'T CONTAIN A JOKE OR AN ATTEMPT AT SARCASM !!! WHY IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BANNER ADS !!! pants: WHY HAVE YOU RESTRICTED MY MOVEMENTS TO THE UNDER TABLE AREA atandt: WE'RE AT WAR

spigot: BEAT BEAT BEAT spigot: I'M CHRIS AND/OR COSEY spigot: BEAT BEAT BEAT deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET IT

spigot: IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS spigot: AND YOU ARE GROPING AND SQUEEZING AND PINCHING spigot: HURTING deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET YOU

deuce: I AM A VULCAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS deuce: BLABHLHABHLABHLAHBLABH deuce: BLHBALBHLABHALHBLAHB

pants: i'm a potted plant deuce: watering you

pants: WHO DO YOU THINK HAD THE BIGGER COCK, MILTON BERLE OR SID CAESAR pants: I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE pants: PLEASE PASS THE SALT

spigot: I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC I DON'T MIND FIGHTING GAY GUYS

spigot: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CALL ME FORD PREFECT FROM NOW ON pants: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED THE DOCTOR spigot: YOU DON'T OWN ME

pants: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS deuce: I DON'T SEE THE PATTERN pants: WHAT'S DONE IS DONE

spigot: I WOULD ENJOY A FROZEN KIT KAT pants: I DON'T SEEM TO pants: OH deuce: MOM THIS CHANNEL SUCKS CHANGE IT

pants: I DON'T SPEAK UH WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SPEAKING deuce: KLINGON pants: RIGHT pants: THAT'S TOTALLY THE ONE I DON'T SPEAK-EE deuce: HURRRRRR SQUEEZING OUT A POO

deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU MUCH : SPIGOT HANDS DEUCE A FLOWER

deuce: I DON'T WANT TO GO OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS spigot: GEOMAGNETIC STORM UNDERWAY

spigot: I DON'T WANT TO SCARE ANYONE BUT spigot: CHROME DIDN'T SHUT DOWN CORRECTLY.

effigy: I feel love deuce: it's just my wiener effigy: ah, that's it.

deuce: T SPIGOT WARNING !!! PANTS WILL TRY TO GET GAY WITH YOU !!! spigot: I FIND THAT HARD TO B spigot: OW OW OW pants: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE GAY

pants: WANT TO DIE PLEASE deuce: NO PROMISES pants: SOON IS FINE BUT NOW WOULD BE BETTER pants: DEATH PLZ deuce: YOU MAY NOT DIE deuce: I FORBID IT deuce: .............. WELL, EXCEPT AT MY HANDS IF I GET TIRED OF YOU

spigot: HOW ABOUT spigot: HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU LICK A DICK I GET A DOLLAR spigot: I THINK IT'LL ADD UP deuce: QUICK QUESTION. DOES YOU FORCING ME TO LICK YOUR DICK MEAN I STILL HAVE TO PAY

spigot: DOSES PEOPLE spigot: I'M JERKING ON MY BONER spigot: I'M PISSING IN MY FACE pants: YUCK deuce: I GOT PISS ON ME

deuce: HEY deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN THERE spigot: NO CENSORSHIP pants: COCK FOR BONGHITS atandt: DO I HAVE A MOUSETRAP ON MY DICK (YES/NO)? pants: GOT WHAT YOU NEED BABY

spigot: LAST NIGHT FOUR BLACK GUYS PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND JERKED OFF ALL OVER MY HEAD spigot: I GUESS THERE'S SUCH A THING AS BEING TOO STONED

pants: I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT pants: I DREAMED I BEAT YOU WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY FIST pants: THEN ME AND SOME FRIENDS ROLLED YOUR BODY IN AN OLD RUG pants: AND PRETTY MUCH HID YOU OUT BY THE BAYLANDS pants: DO YOU THINK THERE IS DEEPER MEANING IN MY DREAM?? WRITE BACK pants: LOVE, PANTS atandt: RESTRAINING ORDER CAME THIS MORNING

deuce: ALSO I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT deuce: PICTURES OF GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES IN MY PORN FOLDER

deuce: ME AND MY GAYNESS deuce: STROLLING ON THE AVENNGHGLFAH GLDFBHU GHLGHLUHAL HSFHSF deuce: IT'S LIKE A SHADOW YOU SEE

pants: I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER TIME pants: IT SAYS pants: "YOUR FINGERS ARE SAFE, DON'T WORRY" pants: DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: COME WITH ME TO THE SHED

pants: I HAVE A QUESTION pants: DOES CHERRY COKE MAKE YOU GAY pants: I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND YOU SEE

spigot: I HAVE AIDS AND I VOTE spigot: HURRR WHEEZING MY WAY INTO THE BALLOT BOX spigot: HAND SHAKING, PULLING THE KNOB spigot: TWISTING THE DIAL, TURNING THE LEVER spigot: OKAY I PULLED SOMEONE'S DICK NOT A VOTING KNOB spigot: CURTAINS?!?!?! STALLS??? I'M DIZZY AND JIZZY AND DISORIENTED spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL VOTE FOR A MAN pants: *PSSST* CRACKLE BEEP spigot: ONE GIANT VOTE FOR LICKING DICK ON THE MOON

spigot: I HAVE DIED FROM A PROSTITUTE OVERDOSE spigot: ALSO SHOOTING MYSELF BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF $$$$$$

pants: SOAK ME deuce: BUT WITH WHAT ?!??!? I HAVE NO LIQUIDS HANDY pants: I AM A PATIENT MAN pants: I WILL WAIT

deuce: I HAVE NO PENIS pants: I HAVE TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE YOU GO pants: IT IS ATTACHED TO SOME YOUNG MAN BUT YOU WILL GET USED TO HIM pants: I CALL HIM "BIG JOHN" pants: AND HE'LL CALL YOU "HOSS" pants: AND WE'LL ALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP deuce: I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLAY ONE LITTLE BIT pants: APPLUASE SIGN

: Pictured here: : deuce (left) : pants (right) : helps baby sleep faster pants: SO IT'S COME TO THIS (BEATING OFF TO MY REFLECTION) deuce: AT LONG LAST pants: I HAVE NO SHAME

pants: I SURE HOPE I CAN GET THIS THING OUT OF MY ASS spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW pants: I SAID I SURE HOPE I CAN AEFHKSHDFKSJDFHKSJDFHSJKDFHSJKFD pants: OKAY IT STAYS

deuce: you know what deuce: modern Triscuits suck cock spigot: i hear they are not good deuce: they are not

spigot: IS THIS WHERE I CAN SIGN UP FOR THE GAY GAMES spigot: HOW ABOUT THE AIDS WALK spigot: I BROUGHT A PATCH FOR THE BIG QUEER QUILT OR WHATEVER spigot: CAN I JUST SIT HERE THEN IF I'M NOT GAY spigot: ALL RIGHT I'M GAY spigot: THIS IS AN AIDS BRUISE RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD spigot: I GOT IT WHILE SUCKING DICK spigot: I HIT MY HEAD

spigot: PUMP ME SO FULL OF SPURT I HONK LIKE A GOOSE

spigot: I HOPE NOBODY VIDEOTAPED ME IN THE SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOT WHILE I WAS BEATING OFF atandt: I CAN ERASE THAT

spigot: I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I CLEANED YOUR KITCHEN AND FOLDED ALL YOUR CLOTHES spigot: OW A BLACK EYE

deuce: T ATANDT DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY BALLS atandt: T DEUCE I JUST ATE deuce: T ATANDT WELL TAKE A PEPTO BISMOL AND LET ME PULL DOWN MY PANTS

deuce: WELL WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING spigot: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE ENJOYABLE THAT'S ALL

pants: THE GUY SAID I COULD FUCK HIS EWOK BUT (AND I QUOTE) NO ROUGH STUFF pants: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: I JUST WANT SOME ACTION

dick: ALLAHU AKBAR dick: LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR CREW NEXT YEAR dick: I'M MURDER POLICE deuce: HOW MANY I DIRECT YOUR CALL

spigot: MORNING WOOD!!!!!!!! spigot: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW

deuce: HI EVERYBODY deuce: I'D LIKE TO WALK YOU THROUGH SOME CORONAVIRUS NUMBERS I LOOKED UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MATH SO I HAVE NO POSSIBLE WAY OF COMMENTING USEFULLY BUT deuce: I LIKE HEARING MY FAT FUCKING STUPID LIPS YAP

spigot: I AM SOILED pants: SITTING IN YOUR OWN WASTE spigot: I LIKE TO ROLL MY OWN CIGARETTES, THEN DUNK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET pants: DOES FLUSHING MAKE YOUR HAIR DO THAT THING

deuce: I'M FAT pants: I LIKE YOU deuce: EXCELLENT deuce: LET'S MAKE BABIES

deuce: T SPIGOT I LIKE GARFIELD spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE YOU spigot: T DEUCE *BEEP*

pants: ENEMY WALKER IN SIGHT deuce: I LIKE YOUR BALLS deuce: YOUR BOUNCY BOUNCY BALLS pants: FUCK THAT SHIT deuce: TERRORISTS WIN

pants: i live in the swamp and eat moss (and dick) deuce: greetings moss eater (and dick eater) pants: moss and dick deuce: in that order??? pants: y

deuce: I LOVE YOU SCOTT SUMMERS atandt: AND I LOVE YOU JEAN WITH ALL MY HEART

pants: HOW WAS CHURCH, HONEY spigot: EVERYBODY POST YOUR SMALL PENIS REACTIONS

spigot: I MIXED VIAGRA WITH OLEAN!!!!! SPLUHURHGURHUG HULBHLUGHLUBSPLRULUG

spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING WE'RE ALL THE WICKERMAN spigot: OKAY I NEED A RIDE BACK TO JERKCITY spigot: THERE'S A SOCK AND A NAPKIN ON THE FLOOR AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO

pants: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW pants: I'M A DUMB FUCKING CROW KAW KAW KAW ALL DAY pants: KAW KAW KAW I NEVER GET TIRED

spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY*

spigot: HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT spigot: WE'D LIKE SOME POTSTICKERS AND I'D LIKE AN ICED TEA PLEASE spigot: ACTUALLY AS PART OF THE SERVICE I CAN ALSO SING uncredited caveman: POOKA NEH-SOKU NEH-UNK NIE ZUG-ZUG ZOOK ZOZZZ

spigot: I ORDERED A BURGER NOT DICK spigot: HURBLE DUH AND FRIES : SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #GAY_WITH_KISSES

spigot: I PAID FOR THAT BONER WITH MY OWN FAT spigot: THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU'RE HIGH deuce: UH

deuce: PRESS HERE TO START spigot: LINUS TUCK TIPS

pants: BAHHHHHHHH ON TOP OF YOU, YOU CAN SMELL MY BREATH pants: BAHHHHH HHHHHHH YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWAKE AT THIS POINT pants: BAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING THIS

spigot: YOU CAN THINK OF MY NUTS AS A GATEWAY TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY deuce: BUT AN AMAZINGLY EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF DISCOMFORT AND EMBARRASSMENT deuce: PERHAPS EVEN HARRASSMENT, IF YOU WILL spigot: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING EMBARRASSMENT WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE EXCITED, NOT NERVOUS spigot: THAT BURNING HURTING FEELING DEEP INSIDE YOUR FAT ASS IS GENUINE INTEREST spigot: IT TAKES A LOT TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND START A NEW LIFE ALONE WITH MY NUTS IN THE DARK spigot: I RESPECT YOU deuce: AHULGBALUGBLABLUAG deuce: LBAGLUBLABGLAG

deuce: HI spigot: UP YOURS spigot: OK I'M BJORK deuce: BUCK BUCK spigot: I SAID BJORK NOT SOME DOPEY FAGGOT

pants: EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND SUCK A DICK deuce: AGREED pants: AHEM I SAID EVERYBODY

deuce: LOOK AT ME AND MY SWEATY BALLS WOULD YOU deuce: I SAID WOULD YOU pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOU ARE PULLING MY HAIR

pants: T SPIGOT I SAW A GHOST spigot: THAT WAS ME YOU IDIOT

pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SO FUCKING SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY MMMM YEAH MY OWN FACE FOR ONCE MMMMM FUCK YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF MMMM DUH MMMMMMM

deuce: I SEE YOU spigot: NO deuce: COME OVER THIS-A-WAY spigot: WOULD REALLY PREFER NOT

pants: HLAGBLAGBULB spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP pants: I SEE YOU spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT pants: LOOK DOWN

: Pants (left), Spigot the Bear (right, not a real bear) pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: I REALLY DO NOT THINK THAT YOU DO

deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING AROUND THE CORNER spigot: DID YOU BUILD A PERISCOPE OUT OF TWO MIRRORS AND A MILK CARTON

pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: I SEEN HIM IN ACTION pants: ARE YOU THE LITTLE GUY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BUILDING IN ADVANCE WARS ??? I BEAT OFF TO YOU NIGHTLY deuce: GHLUAAHLAG

spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!? deuce: I SHALL SIR

spigot: I SHOULD BOIL WATER TO MAKE TEA INSTEAD OF JUST CHOKING IT

: # LS : LS-not found pants: YEAH I SHOULD HAVE ROOT

spigot: I STILL FIT INTO THE DIAPERS I WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL

spigot: I STILL SEE DICKS EVEN WITH METROWERKS DEBUG NUB INSTALLED

pants: THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE pants: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF COCKPIT FILLING WITH SMOKE KAFF KAFF OKAY LET'S START OVER GO BACK TO THE PART WHERE I REQUEST ASSISTANCE (TOP OF PAGE 4) AND... THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE

deuce: I'm a partial eclipse deuce: in the sense that I tease but I don't put out

net: I'M WRITING A 3D GAME FOR LINUX BUT HAVE RUN INTO A PROBLEM net: I KEEP GETTING UNRESOLVED SYMBOL "SIN" FROM THE COMPILER net: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I NEED A KERNEL PATCH net: ALSO STRCPY("DONGS", "BONGS") DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER net: MAYBE A GLIBC2 BUG??!??!??!

spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAY THE PLOT OF A MOVIE AND I'LL GUESS THE TITLE AND IF I DON'T GET IT RIGHT I HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD spigot: READY GO deuce: I THINK THIS IS RIGGED spigot: I GIVE UP (SPLORK SPLOP BLURGHBP)

spigot: GOOD GOD AM I FULL OF COCKS TODAY deuce: WOW THAT'S AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL ARE deuce: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, AFTER ALL .(deuce): THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY I'M THE UNABOMBER EXCEPT I DON'T SEND BOMBS I SEND COCKS

pants: YA LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY (DOGGIE DADDY VOICE) pants: YES TO ME THAT'S THE DOGGIE DADDY VOICE pants: I WAS NOT BORN IN 1930 deuce: I CAN'T GET YOU

deuce: I THOUGHT I FUCKED A GIRL IN THE BUTTHOLE ONCE BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST HER MOUTH pants: WAS IT EVEN A GIRLOR JUST SOME KIND OFPLANT/FLOWER

spigot: ALL I SEE IS HIS UNBUTTONED PURMPH pants: I TRIED TO WARN HIM HUHHHHHHHHH

deuce: IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP spigot: YOU NEED GAY AWAY deuce: CAN I GET THAT IN A SPRAY CAN OR ONLY IN ROLL-ON? spigot: I WANT MCDONALDS deuce: SIR I'M GOING TO NEED AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION BEFORE THE GAY OVERWHELMS ME

pants: I WANT TO SEX deuce: PASS