No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
5,760 | 11/6/2014 | i want you right now pants: I SAID I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW
deuce: SOMEONE PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS ARM |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #drugs #mc5 #mountain-background #needle |
|
677 | 7/31/2000 | i was a teenage dominatrix spigot: I WAS A TEENAGE DOMINATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NO YOU WERE AN OVERWEIGHT TEENAGE WICCAN ENTHUSIAST WITH A DEAD CAN DANCE CD AND EQUALLY INSIPID PEERS WHO GAVE YOUR TITS THE TIME OF DAY IN EXCHANGE FOR RIDES TO THE COFFEE SHOP
spigot: INHERIT THE MOON
|
spigot |
#goth #misogyny #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
281 | 7/12/1999 | i will pants: I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU
pants: WHAT
pants: YES I'LL HOLD |
pants |
#fuckbert #on-hold #pants-solo #rape #woodring-room-background |
|
4,311 | 9/6/2010 | i will spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I WILL YOUR FACE WITH BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #spigot-solo #typo #urinal-background |
|
2,876 | 9/12/2006 | i will be mulch pants: DON'T EAT ME
deuce: NO PROMISES
pants: I WANT TO LIVE
deuce: I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO POO
pants: I WILL BE MULCH FOR GROWING PLANTS
deuce: MORE LIKELY JUST FLUSHED INTO THE SEA AND FORGOTTEN |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #mulch #poo #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,577 | 6/22/2011 | i will help you sleep deuce: I'M A LATE-NIGHT BONER
deuce: SUCK JUST ONE MORE OF ME BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
deuce: I WILL HELP YOU SLEEP |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,353 | 7/6/2016 | i will make a note of it deuce: GO BACK TO COD FAGGOT
pants: IS QUICKSCOPING WHEN I GET CAUGHT PEEPING THROUGH A FIRST FLOOR WINDOW AND I TRIP OVER GARBAGE CANS TRYING TO RUN AWAY
deuce: NO THAT'S 360 SCOPING
pants: THIS TIME I WILL MAKE A NOTE OF IT SO I DON'T ASK AGAIN
deuce: QUICKSCOPING IS WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD EARLY BUT THE PROSTITUTE STILL CHARGES YOU FOR THE FULL HOUR |
deuce pants |
#call-of-duty #counterstrike #coy-pants #deuce-pants #prostitute #quickscoping #rip-grape-ape #urinal-background #voyeurism |
|
212 | 5/6/1999 | i will start a club spigot: I WILL START A CLUB CALLED THE GAY AND LESBIAN AND HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIAN AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY CLUB AND IT WILL BE CALLED THE GALAHALALAGAHAGALAGAGAHAGALAG CLUB
deuce: I WILL JOIN (HERE ARE MY DUES) |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #galahalalagahagalagagahagalag-club #gay #gay-club #high-res #lesbian #woodring-stairs-background |
|
8,487 | 6/13/2022 | i wish deuce: I WISH EVERYONE WHO WASN'T LIKE ME WOULD JUST LEARN THEIR PLACE AND STOP TALKING |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background #sfw #shut-up #somber-deuce |
||
249 | 6/11/1999 | i wish spigot: I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET
|
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #dial-9 #emergency #mountain-background #snapple #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #toilet |
|
5,236 | 5/17/2013 | i wish i had deuce: I WISH I HAD AN INTRIGUING NAME LIKE SEYMOUR BUTTS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #porn #woodring-field-background |
|
6,929 | 3/4/2018 | i won't leave the ball pit without a fight pants: IT'S NORMAL TO SPIT PISS LIKE A FOUNTAIN
pants: PFFTPFPTTPFPTPFPTFPT I WON'T LEAVE THE BALL PIT WITHOUT A FIGHT
pants: PFPTPFPTPFTPFT PFPTPFPTPFPT THE FOUNTAIN IS DRY
deuce: PFFPFPTPFTPFFP WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT |
deuce pants |
#ball-pit #deuce-pants #fountain #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #piss-fountain #snails |
|
6,349 | 7/2/2016 | i would be fine if spigot: I WOULD BE FINE IF MY TOMBSTONE JUST SAID FOLKS |
spigot |
#folks #sfw #spigot-solo #tombstone #woodring-field-background |
|
6,829 | 11/24/2017 | i would like to know more please pants: PISS
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE
pants: PISS!!!!!!!!
deuce: THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN ADDITIONAL INFORMATION |
deuce pants |
#alligator #caption #clipart #deuce-pants #jean-charles #piss #prose #somber-deuce #washing-machine #white-background |
|
6,415 | 9/7/2016 | i would like to know why pants: DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME???????????????????????????
deuce: NO
pants: I ACCEPT YOUR ANSWER AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONVINCING YOU OTHERWISE BUT SO I CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION
deuce: STATIC |
deuce pants |
#dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #radio #sfw #situational-understanding #stray-dot #the-locomotion #white-background |
|
751 | 10/13/2000 | i, spy pants: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
pants: NOTHING
pants: THANKS TO YOUR SHARP SITCK |
deuce pants |
#eye-injury #mountain-background |
|
2,437 | 7/1/2005 | i, unix domain socket deuce: I'M A UNIX DOMAIN SOCKET
deuce: FUCK MY DRY CUNT |
deuce |
#cunt #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
4,457 | 2/2/2011 | i'd have to say pants: WHICH DUNE BOOK ARE YOU
deuce: I'D HAVE TO SAY CHILDREN OF DONG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dune #urinal-background |
|
1,465 | 10/3/2002 | i'd like to hang out pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: UP
spigot: I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND MY BALLS |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #deuce-pants-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
7,395 | 6/19/2019 | i'll just flop it out pants: jack me off under the table
deuce: never
pants: well then i'll just flop it out in plain view
deuce: fine |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ding #drunk-deuce #hand-job #jacking-off #negotiations #woodring-room-background |
|
6,914 | 2/17/2018 | i'll make a note of that spigot: I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT SAID THE PISSING DETECTIVE WHO UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND ACTUALLY PISSED A NOTATION INTO THE SAND WITH A SPECIAL PISSY CHEMICAL THAT NEVER DRIED OUT
spigot: (SO IT STAYS WET) |
spigot |
#chemicals #detective #piss #pissing #spigot-solo #true-crime #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,190 | 4/1/2013 | i'll take his deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I'D APPRECIATE LESS RAPE
spigot: I'LL TAKE HIS RAPE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,453 | 8/16/2019 | i'm a beautiful butterfly deuce: I'm a beautiful butterfly
deuce: won't you fucking step on me |
deuce |
#butterfly #crush #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
5,725 | 10/2/2014 | i'm a dinosaur spigot: I'M A DINOSAUR PEOPLE
spigot: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: I'M A COCKASAURUS NUTS
spigot: I GUESS THAT WAS FUNNIER ON THE CRAPPER |
spigot |
#dinosaurs #empty-auditorium-background #spigot-solo |
|
3,402 | 2/25/2008 | i'm a hustler, baby deuce: LOVE CONNECTION
pants: DOWN IN FRONT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hustler |
|
201 | 4/25/1999 | i'm a lesbian spigot: I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!!
spigot: WHY'S THAT?!?!?!
spigot: YOU REFUSE TO BE DOMINATED IN A MALE WORLD ?!?!?
spigot: NO!!!!!
spigot: BECAUSE BIG DICKS HURT MY MOUTH!!!!!
spigot: [LAUGHTER] |
spigot |
#dicks #laugh-track #lesbian #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,873 | 6/10/2009 | i'm a professional spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN |
spigot |
#chubby #fat #fatness #job #professional #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,580 | 3/7/2017 | i'm a robocops pants: HUMP THAT TOAD
deuce: BRAWWWWK THE LAMP
pants: I'M A STARSHIP TROOPERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #movies #robocop #toad #urinal-background |
|
7,914 | 11/18/2020 | i'm a sex pants: :BURRITO:
deuce: THANKS, NOW I WANT A BURRITO
deuce: I'M A SEX
deuce: CONVERT ME TO UTF-8 AND THEN SEND ME ALONG THE SOCKET!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#burrito #deuce-pants #emoji #feet-above-floor #programming #unicode #woodring-den-background |
|
6,225 | 2/28/2016 | i'm a winner spigot: I FIGURE AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING NOTHING I'M A WINNER |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,539 | 3/29/2014 | i'm afraid of rectangles pants: T DEUCE I'M AFRAID OF THE FUTURE
deuce: I'M AFRAID OF RECTANGLES |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #existential #irc #rectangles #sfw #urinal-background |
|
3,624 | 10/4/2008 | i'm going down dick: THERE MUST BE BIGGER FAGS THAN ME SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE
dick: MAYDAY MAYDAY
dick: I'M GOING DOWN |
dick |
#dick-solo #fags #mayday #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,689 | 8/27/2014 | i'm going to pop a serious boner pants: HURP
spigot: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO POP A SERIOUS BONER IF I EAT ANOTHER EGG MCMUFFIN |
pants spigot |
#apple #apple-ii #egg-mcmuffin #mcdonalds #pants-spigot |
|
6,135 | 11/18/2015 | i'm going to take all your hate spigot: I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR HATE AND PIPE IT IN TO SMILES.PY AND EMAIL YOU THE RESULTING SUNSHINE
spigot: VALUEERROR: MATH DOMAIN ERROR
spigot: OK HOLD ON |
spigot |
#mountain-background #programming #python #series #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
7,547 | 11/18/2019 | i'm here to say spigot: well i got a big erection / i'm here to say
spigot: did you hear all about
spigot: my big erection |
spigot |
#boner #erection #frog #mousehole #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
8,208 | 9/8/2021 | i'm just saying pants: I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FEEDING ANIMALS THINGS THAT THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT
pants: GIRAFFES DO NOT EAT SNICKERS BARS, SEAGULLS DO NOT EAT KIT-KATS AND BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINK TRAPS DO NOT EAT PEANUTS
pants: WELL MAYBE THEY DO
pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING
deuce: DEUCE DOES NOT EAT VEGETABLES |
deuce pants |
#animals #candy #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #food #giraffe #huffy-pants #peanuts #traps #twink #woodring-den-background |
|
7,695 | 4/14/2020 | i'm not a nerd spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands |
spigot |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #nerd #piss #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,502 | 10/4/2019 | i'm not after your money spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M NOT AFTER YOUR MONEY, YOUR MONEY IS PROTECTE
spigot: BANG
spigot: dammit |
spigot |
#bang #crime #heat #sfw #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
1,385 | 7/16/2002 | i'm not looking spigot: I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND I'M NOT "LOOKING"
pants: WELL IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP JUST TAP AWAY
spigot: SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
deuce: HURRAY THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT, BALDING STUPID MORON WHO WAS NEVER EVEN MODERATELY AMUSING
spigot: T DEUCE ALL I SAID WAS I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND THEN DICKCITY PUMPFACE SHOWS UP AND STARTS IN WITH THE GAY CHIT CHAT
pants: MY KINGDOM FOR ONE MORE PANEL |
deuce pants spigot |
#cruising #deuce-pants-spigot #meta #morse-code #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
5,969 | 6/3/2015 | i'm not saying you look bad in a dress deuce: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING YOU LOOK BAD IN A DRESS I'M JUST SAYING YOU LOOK TERRIBLE IN A DRESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fashion #praying #religion #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,031 | 11/19/2009 | i'm so sorry pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE
pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN
pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE |
pants |
#choking #pants-solo #urinal-background #violence |
|
3,918 | 7/25/2009 | i'm stretched out spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED
pants: PICKLES |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #pickles #urinal-background |
|
3,146 | 6/14/2007 | i'm sure each of you pants: I'M SURE EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW
pants: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN (IF YOU TAKE BOTH YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH)
pants: THE STREETS ARE VIRTUALLY DESERTED NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM |
pants |
#bad-crop #badly-pasted-title #black-background #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face |
|
4,919 | 6/18/2012 | i'm sure i don't know deuce: YOU'RE KIND OF BROKEN AREN'T YOU
pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN |
deuce pants |
#black-background #broken-pants #deuce-pants #rock-out-with-your-cock-out |
|
537 | 3/16/2000 | i'm with e-z lay spigot: FOLKS I JUST TOOK A DATE-RAPE DRUG AND I'LL BE OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN |
spigot |
#date-rape-drug #drugs #folks #lawn #mousehole #null #rape #rohypnol #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,919 | 2/22/2018 | i'm with stupid spigot: I'M WITH STUPID
spigot: YOU NEED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE
spigot: HURRRRR |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #failed-comedy #hurr #sfw #stupid #white-background |
|
7,541 | 11/12/2019 | i'm with you on this one spigot: PLUH PTHTH PUH URINE
deuce: HURRAY FOR DICKS
pants: I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #mousehole #piss #urine #woodring-room-background |
|
146 | 3/8/1999 | i'm your puppet pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M YOUR PUPPET
deuce: UHHHHHHH PUTTING MY ARM UP YOU
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHH HAVING AN ARM PUT UP ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #fisting #puppet #woodring-room-background |
|
1,221 | 2/3/2002 | i've been here the whole time people spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE
spigot: I WILL RAPE A VIRGIN TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF AIDS/HIV |
spigot |
#africa #aids #hiv #no-greytext #rape #spigot-solo #virgin #woodring-field-background |
|
8,835 | 5/27/2023 | ian flaming spigot: I'M JAMES BOND AND I HAVE A LICENSE TO *****KILL*****
spigot: ALSO A LICENSE FOR MY TV SET |
#british #british-humour #flaming #ian-fleming #james-bond #license #minecraft-background #pun #sfw #spigot-solo #television |
||
7,472 | 9/4/2019 | ice cream and candy pants: do u want 2 do things 2 me
deuce: i do
pants: feed me ice cream and candy
deuce: will do
pants: get back to me when you can |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #fatness #food #ghetto-u #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,564 | 8/5/2008 | ice cream cannot attack you atandt: ICE CREAM CAN NOT ATTACK YOU
atandt: IT'S NOT ALIVE
atandt: AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY ROAD |
atandt |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ice-cream #java #mousehole #programming #rocky-road #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
242 | 6/4/1999 | ice cream headache spigot: I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#cyberpunk #fatness #goth #high-res #sfw #shortstack #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
89 | 12/19/1998 | ice cream, ice cubes spigot: REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES) |
spigot |
#anal #ice-cream #ice-cube #mousehole #spigot-solo #twisted-sister #woodring-room-background |
|
4,468 | 2/14/2011 | ice on the moon spigot: ICE ON THE MOON?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICE CREAM
spigot: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHUTTLE (CLONKING, LATCHING)
spigot: HOSES AND TUBES SPUTTERING AND SPURTING AND EJECTING MY SALTINES |
spigot |
#clonk #ice-cream #moon #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
8,473 | 5/30/2022 | iceberg lettuce effigy: I 💚 ICEBERG LETTUCE. IT IS THE BEST LETTUCE
deuce: TOTES AGREE
deuce: MANY OTHER LETTUCES ARE TOLERABLE BUT THAT IS THE BEST
deuce: THEN AGAIN WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA
effigy: EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST BITTER LEAVES
effigy: ICEBERG BRINGS SOME MOISTURE
effigy: TO THE PARTY |
#california #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #emoji #food #green-background #sfw |
||
933 | 4/15/2001 | ich bin ein duh atandt: NAZI DOS ATTACKS |
atandt |
#woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,538 | 12/15/2002 | identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM
pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pink-floyd #woodring-field-background |
|
7,150 | 10/18/2018 | idkfa pants: where's the key binding to dodge cum????????//
deuce: `idkfa` |
deuce pants |
#cloud #cum #cum-dodging #deuce-pants #doom #idkfa #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
6,156 | 12/9/2015 | if abraham lincoln were alive today deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD STILL LICK DICK
spigot: LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #lincoln #urinal-background |
|
1,444 | 9/12/2002 | if any one can spigot: BLUH HUH WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD GAY JERK LOTION (NOT FOR ME)
deuce: T SPIGOT BEST FOODS MAYONNAISE |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #lotion #mayonnaise #woodring-den-background |
|
5,607 | 6/6/2014 | if anybody can hear me spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME SHOUTING I'M VERY MUCH ON FIRE!!!!!! |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #fire #on-fire #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,282 | 7/2/2013 | if anyone missed dinner spigot: BONERS AND BALLS IN THE CRISPER IF ANYONE MISSED DINNER |
spigot |
#balls #boner #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,102 | 2/3/2010 | if by flower you mean anal pants: YES I WILL BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL
pants: IF BY FLOWER YOU MEAN ANAL
pants: AND IF BY GIRL ALSO MEAN ANAL |
pants |
#anal #pants-solo #retconned #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,763 | 7/29/2003 | if i spigot: IF I WANTED TO FUCK YOU LADY I'D KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS
spigot: IF I WANTED CONVERSATION I'D GO TO A PROSTITUTE |
spigot |
#mousehole #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,684 | 4/3/2020 | if i can't spigot: if i can't touch my face can i touch your boobs |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boobs #covid-19 #current-events #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,597 | 1/7/2020 | if i could spigot: if i could do it all over again
spigot: it'd do it all over your face
spigot: again |
spigot |
#facial #frog #frogtips #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,965 | 4/9/2018 | if i could be any kind of cock deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF COCK I'D BE A GAMECOCK
deuce: OR A FAT COCK
deuce: ONE OF THOSE
pants: FOR ME I'M TOTALLY A SHUTTLECOCK
deuce: THAT'S A BETTER CHOICE, REALLY |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #nu-urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,238 | 6/25/2010 | if i had to fuck a robot spigot: WHEN'S JUDE LAW GONNA PULL A RIVER PHOENIX
deuce: ANY DAY NOW
pants: IF I HAD TO FUCK A ROBOT I'D LIKE IT IF IT LOOKED LIKE HIM |
deuce pants spigot |
#ai #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #jude-law #river-phoenix #robot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,699 | 10/31/2011 | if i stand on my head spigot: IF I STAND ON MY HEAD I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER MY OWN STUPID FACE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #face #jizz #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
611 | 5/28/2000 | if i were spigot: IF I WERE A VIDEO GAME I'D BE KLONKY DONG |
spigot |
#dong #donkey-kong #low-res #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
6,051 | 8/24/2015 | if i were god spigot: IF I WERE GOD I'D CHANGE THE CHANNEL AND WATCH NOTHING BUT FUNNY EMBARRASSING MOMENTS FROM AMERICA'S GLORYHOLES
(spigot): HERE'S WHERE THAT GUY GETS BUSTED BY THE VICE SQUAD AND THEY CUFF HIS NUTS |
spigot |
#glory-hole #god #nuts #spigot-solo #television #whisper #woodring-room-background |
|
1,703 | 5/30/2003 | if i were to have pants: SOLD TO THE RAPE VICTIM IN THE PAJAMAS
deuce: OKAY GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL I DIDN'T RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY BUT IF I DID I WOULD BE REALLY SORRY
deuce: CAN I GO NOW
pants: I CAN GO HOME IF I TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM (AS IF THE BOY WAS STANDING HERE HIMSELF!!!!!!)
pants: SURELY YOU'LL LET ME OFF AS I HAVE A TINY PECKER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #micropenis #rape #woodring-field-background |
|
5,743 | 10/20/2014 | if i'm gonna eat this burrito pants: IF I'M GONNA EAT THIS BURRITO I'D BETTER TAKE OFF MY SHIRT
pants: HURRF
pants: NURRRRRGGG
pants: GURRRRRKKKTH SNAP PONK
pants: MY VERA WANG
pants: HUFF PUFF
pants: HOMPTH HURMPTH
pants: GROSS |
pants |
#burritos #eating-burritos-without-a-shirt #fat #food #huffy-pants #hurf #onomatopoeia #pants-solo #ponk #sfw #shirtless #sound-effects #stray-dot #vera-wang #weird-pants-face |
|
9,152 | 4/8/2024 | if indeed spigot: DON'T BRING MORE FROZEN CORN DOGS INTO THE HOUSE UNTIL I'VE SAT ON THE EXISTING ONES
pants: ARE YOU A COP
pants: IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO LICK MY DICK |
#anal-insertion #bored-pants #cop #corn-dog #corndog-background #coy-pants #dick #dicklicking #fat #machino-henmaru #mango-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot |
||
7,082 | 8/11/2018 | if it dribbles it leads spigot: "soaked" "drenched" "showered"
spigot: folks if it dribbles it leads
spigot: get me pics of spiderman pissing on people |
spigot |
#deja-vu #folks #piss #spider-man #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
5,471 | 1/20/2014 | if only net: IF SHE ONLY HAD A BIG FAT COCK
deuce: OKAY YOU'RE GROSS |
deuce net |
#blue-background #cock #deuce-net #doop #irc #programming #sql #trans |
|
4,161 | 4/5/2010 | if only spigot: IF ONLY SOMEONE WERE HERE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK HOLE AND A GLORY HOLE |
spigot |
#entropy #glory-hole #physics #white-background |
|
2,487 | 8/20/2005 | if so count me in spigot: WHY DOST THOU FLIP AND FLOP THY DONG BENEATH MY CHAMBER DOOR
deuce: BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD INTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS
deuce: IF SO COUNT ME IN ??? |
deuce spigot |
#edgar-allan-poe #piss #poetry #the-raven #woodring-field-background |
|
5,558 | 4/17/2014 | if someone could please spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE NOTICE ME
spigot: SIR/MA'AM
spigot: THE CAMERA FELL BEHIND THE DESK |
spigot |
#camera #orange-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
1,898 | 12/14/2003 | if that's where i am deuce: IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP
deuce: IF THAT'S WHERE I AM |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #german #lonely-at-the-top #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
9,210 | 6/5/2024 | if the shoe fits spigot: SO IF WE LOOK AT YOUR PENIS WE WON'T FIND ANY GUNSHOT RESIDUE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING |
#no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
8,175 | 8/6/2021 | if the shoe fits |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #single-panel |
|
335 | 9/2/1999 | if the whole world licks dick in unison deuce: IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT
spigot: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION BY DRAGGING A STACK OF GAY PORN ONTO A DESKTOP PRINTER AND GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND
deuce: GLHGALHGAHLAG
spigot: THE ANSWER IS WE NEED MORE TONER AND SOMETHING IS JAMMED
|
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #koan #paper-jam #philosophy #porn #printer #woodring-field-background |
|
6,877 | 1/11/2018 | if there's one thing deuce: IF THERE'S ONE THING THEY TEACH YOU IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS, IT'S NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED |
deuce |
#cum-dodging #deuce-solo #high-res #physics #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
9,184 | 5/10/2024 | if they can get to you, they can get to anybody spigot: GIVING YOU EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD TO BE FART SMART
spigot: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BUTT PLUG COUNCIL GOT TO YOU |
#butt-plug-council #buttplug #farts #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
||
6,023 | 7/27/2015 | if what you're saying is true deuce: THEORETICALLY, SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GETTING RAPED RIGHT NOW
spigot: IF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS TRUE I STILL DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #rape #statistics #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
6,832 | 11/27/2017 | if wishes were horses deuce: MY HEART SAYS NEVER TO POO AGAIN
pants: WHAT DOES YOUR TOILET SAY
deuce: IT SAYS IF WISHES WERE HORSES
pants: HOLY SHIT ARE WISHES HORSES
deuce: NO IT'S A SAYING
deuce: THE FULL SAYING IS: IF WISHES WERE HORSES, I'D SUCK THAT DICK
pants: WHAT IF I WISH FOR A HORSE AND GET THE HORSE
deuce: THAT WOULD BE YOU WISHING FOR A HORSES, NOT WISHES BEING HORSES (I MEAN DUH???)
deuce: HOWEVER YOU'D STILL HAVE TO SUCK THAT DICK
pants: IF WE MAKE WISHES HORSES THEN DO HORSES BECOME SOMETHING ELSE
pants: LIKE THOSE LITTLE PUMPKIN CANDIES THAT ONLY COME OUT AROUND HALLOWEEN
pants: I COULD SURE GO FOR ONE BAG OF THOSE RIGHT NOW (TWO BAGS)
pants: NUMEROUS SHOTS FIRED |
deuce pants |
#candy-corn-pumpkin #clipart #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #halloween #halloween-candy #horse #huffy-pants #nu-urinal-background #pumpkin #pumpkin-candy #shots-fired #somber-deuce #violent-disapproval #weird-pants-face |
|
6,941 | 3/16/2018 | if wishes were wieners pants: IF WISHES WERE WIENERS
deuce: IF FISTS WERE FISHES
pants: IF SNAILS WERE SOMETHING S-WORD
deuce: IF SNAILS WERE SOCKS
pants: SURE LET'S GO WITH SOCKS
deuce: ... I'D FUCK 'EM
pants: YOU FUCK THAT SOCK
deuce: SNAIL
pants: TAKE IT OFF MY FOOT FIRST PLEASE
deuce: WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT IN A SNAIL???
deuce: NEVER MIND, FUCKING IT ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bestiality #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #red-background |
|
2,002 | 3/27/2004 | if you are not cockmonster click here .(pants): SOMEDAY I'M GONNA FUCK ME A PENGUIN
pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER
pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE.
ozone: I SAW YOU THINKING ABOUT FUCKING PENGUINS IN PANEL 1 |
ozone pants |
#bestiality #cockmonster #deja-vu #fun-with-wildlife #gonna-fuck-me-a #meta #ozone-pants #penguin #thought #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,659 | 7/28/2014 | if you can hear me spigot: T PANTS BLINK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
spigot: PULL MY DICK ONCE FOR YES AND FOUR HUNDRED TIMES FOR NO
spigot: ARE YOU GAY
pants: SURE |
pants spigot |
#dick-pulling #gay #grey-background #nonverbal-communication #pants-spigot |
|
1,113 | 10/18/2001 | if you can read this deuce: IF U CN RD THS, SCK M FCKNG CCK NTL T SPRTS LL VR R FC
pants: (SQUINTING)
pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK MY FUCKING COCK UNTIL IT SPURTS ALL OH GOD |
deuce pants |
#urinal-background |
|
3,343 | 12/28/2007 | if you could all please spigot: IF YOU COULD ALL PLEASE BE QUIET
deuce: HURBLBHLAHBAL
pants: YEAH I HEAR YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#be-quiet #deuce-pants-spigot #jean-charles #sfw #shut-up #weird-pants-face #white-background |
|
8,879 | 7/10/2023 | if you could be any flight mode annunciation deuce: T PANTS IF YOU COULD BE ANY FLIGHT MODE ANNUNCIATION, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE
pants: T DEUCE I SUCK DICKS DEEP UNDERGROUND WHERE THE ELVES OF THE FOREST CAN'T CATCH ME BLOWING ORCS AND GOBLINS
deuce: OBJECTION, NON-RESPONSIVE |
#angry-panel #aviation #deuce-pants #dicksucking #dungeons-and-dragons #elves #goblins #huffy-pants #legal #no-title-card #orcs #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
||
1,998 | 3/23/2004 | if you cry pants: IF YOU CALL IT A SEX CRIME, I CALL IT ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME HARD
pants: I CARE MORE ABOUT MY EGO THAN WHETHER YOU REQUIRE FOOD, WATER
pants: I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF YOU CRY |
pants |
#cant-beat-off-if #pants-solo #rape #violence #woodring-room-background |
|
8,173 | 8/4/2021 | if you don't spigot: WE DON'T COMMENT ON ACTIVE BEATOFFS
spigot: IF YOU DON'T SEE THE TOILET, YOU ARE THE TOILET
pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #napalm #toilet #vietnam-war #white-background |
|
7,251 | 1/27/2019 | if you don't mean it pants: there's nothing "cool" about calling in sick to smoke dope and watch tv
pants: don't beat me off if you don't mean it
pants: i say this as a friend |
pants |
#beating-off #calling-in #coy-pants #friend #pants-solo #smoking-dope #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,373 | 7/27/2016 | if you don't mind pants: I
pants: UH
pants: WOULD LIKE TO
pants: UH
pants: BE GAY
pants: UHM
pants: ERR
pants: WITH
pants: UH
pants: YOU
pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
6,632 | 4/30/2017 | if you seek his monument deuce: BALLS
pants: AYUH
pants: IF YOU SEEK HIS MONUMENT LOOK AROUND YOU
pants: PLUMPERS/PLUGGERS |
deuce pants |
#ayuh #batman-vs-superman #christopher-wren #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #plumpers |
|
3,171 | 7/9/2007 | if you take both you'll take too much pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
pants: IF YOU TAK-- OH FUCK IT HALGHALGBLAGHL AHGL ANBG LHUA AG HLAG BNLAGH LBALG ALHAGHL BAGL HAGB LASLJDGB 88888888888888888888888 |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #overdose #pants-solo #repetition #woodring-room-background |