No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,861 | 4/16/2012 | if you touch my wiener deuce: IF YOU TOUCH MY WIENER IT PUFFS UP LIKE A PORCUPINE
deuce: OR A POPCORN KERNEL POPPING
deuce: OR A PEACOCK FLARING ITS FEATHERS
deuce: OR A RACCOON SUCKING DICK |
deuce |
#animals #boner #deuce-solo #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #fun-with-wildlife #minecraft-background #raccoon #wiener |
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7,452 | 8/15/2019 | if you're blue spigot: if you're blue
spigot: and you don't know
spigot: where to go to
spigot: why don't you go
spigot: where fashion sits
spigot: gianna michaels' tits
spigot: piss |
spigot |
#filler-panel #gianna-michaels #gianna-michaels-tits #gmt #porn #puttin-on-the-ritz #singing #spigot-solo #taco #white-background |
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6,952 | 3/27/2018 | if you're here then pants: I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A HUGE FAG
spigot: IF YOU'RE HERE THEN WHO'S GUARDING THE PRESIDENT |
pants spigot |
#ass-man #fag #for-the-record #huge-fag #mousehole #pants-spigot #pew #president #secret-service #woodring-room-background |
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1,970 | 2/23/2004 | ified deuce: I CALL IT "DOPEIFIED"
pants: I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "FORTIFIED WITH POWERFUL MARIJUANA"
pants: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT'S JUST DANDY
pants: MEANWHILE HERE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC
pants: A LOLLIPOP AND A COCONUT
pants: HLAUGHULAHL LAGHLAGUH HLAGHL AHGLUHALGA SAID THE NATIVE
pants: UBUGLHGBUG BUGBGU BGUH GUB UGHU BGUBG REPLIED THE TOURIST
pants: WHO WANTS PIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #marijuana #pie #woodring-room-background |
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1,665 | 4/22/2003 | imaginary rainbows in dream town spigot: T ATANDT OR HOW ABOUT A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM STORY WHERE THE OBJECT OF THE WEB GAME IS TO SAVE NOT ONLY THE IMAGINARY RAINBOWS IN DREAM TOWN BUT ALSO THE REAL WORLD PROBLEMS OF POLLUTION
atandt: T SPIGOT WE'LL CALL IT BONEQUEST
spigot: POLLUTION IS JUST A BIG FAT JOKE TO YOU |
atandt spigot |
#dream-within-a-dream #meta #rainbow #woodring-room-background |
|
3,560 | 8/1/2008 | ime to ^yself deuce: FINALLY I HAVE TIME TO MYSELF AND NOBODY WILL INTERRUPT
deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY
deuce: COCKS |
deuce |
#badly-pasted-title #cocks #deuce-solo |
|
1,862 | 11/8/2003 | imho atandt: GLORYHOLE PERVERTS #1 IS BETTER THAN #2 AND #3 PUT TOGETHER
atandt: IMHO |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #glory-hole #porn #review #woodring-field-background |
|
6,242 | 3/16/2016 | immediate nonsarcastic nope spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE MOVIE 300 WHERE THE GUY SAID SPARTA
deuce: T SPIGOT (IMMEDIATE, NONSARCASTIC) NOPE
spigot: K
deuce: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT
spigot: CHRIST JESUS SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#christ-jesus #deuce-spigot #movies #shut-up #stray-dot #urinal-background |
|
600 | 5/18/2000 | immigrant song spigot: I'M A DESPERATE 20-SOMETHING CLINGING TO THE BELIEF THAT TALENT IS GENETIC
pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY |
pants spigot |
#20-something-year-old #disney #grandfather-of-pants #led-zeppelin #meta #newsradio #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
1,713 | 6/9/2003 | Impeach Bush spigot: IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!! LILLITH FAIR |
spigot |
#bush #impeach #legal #lilith-fair #politics #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,737 | 7/3/2003 | impeachment proceedings pants: THE CITIZENS OF SIMCITY IMPEACHED ME FOR DANGLING MY WANG OVER THEIR CITYSTATE
pants: THEY HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT
pants: YOU THINK "PINK DICK FROM THE GODS AGAIN" AND THEN EARTHQUAKES, FIRE TRUCK NOISES |
pants |
#earthquake #god #pants-solo #simcity #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
6,443 | 10/8/2016 | important announcement deuce: WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF TOUCH MY DICK |
deuce |
#announcement #deuce-solo #deucegrin #dicks #gay #touching #tugboat #united-states #urinal-background |
|
1,076 | 9/11/2001 | important announcement deuce: WHO PUT THE HOSE UP ME
deuce: AND FURTHERMORE
deuce: WHY IS IT FILLING ME WITH WARM SALTWATER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hose #inflation #woodring-room-background |
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6,702 | 7/14/2017 | important decisions pants: T DEUCE WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT DECISIONS TO CONSIDER: HAMBURGERS; CHEESEBURGERS; BOTH
deuce: CHEESEBURGERS!!!!
pants: EVERYTHING LOOKS IN ORDER TO ME STAMP STAMP STAMP FOLDER CLOSED |
deuce pants |
#cheeseburgers #dessert-cart #deuce-pants #hamburgers #jean-charles #papers-please #sfw #underwater #urinal-background |
|
4,660 | 9/14/2011 | important message follows spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
|
4,000 | 10/19/2009 | important message from deuce at jerkcity deuce: EAT SHIT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #coprophagia #deuce-solo #milestone #shit #urinal-background #url |
|
4,724 | 11/25/2011 | important pancakes spigot: ALL THAT CURLY-BRACED JAVA / C / PERL / APPLESCRIPT / M4 CRAP CAN JUST GO RIGHT DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT PANCAKES TO FLIP AND FLAP |
spigot |
#apple #applescript #c #curly-braces #java #macintosh #pancakes #perl #programming #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-field-background |
|
6,025 | 7/29/2015 | important privacy choices pants: HALGHALUHGLUHGALAUHLAG
pants: YEE HAW
pants: ALGHAGLHLAHGLAGHLHG |
pants |
#cocksucking #null #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
5,454 | 1/3/2014 | important text spigot: EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY BE QUIET
spigot: I'M GETTING AN IMPORTANT TEXT ON MY PHONE
spigot: IT'S FROM MY AUTOMATED SMOKE ***DETEXTOR***
pants: WHAT DOES IT SAY
spigot: MY HOUSE BURNED DOWN |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hifi #lafinjack #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,023 | 6/13/2018 | impressively casually sexist |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #television #title-mismatch #white-background |
|
8,182 | 8/13/2021 | in / from spigot: THERE'S LICKING DICKS IN SPACE AND THERE'S LICKING DICKS FROM SPACE |
spigot |
#black-background #dicklicking #distinctions #grammar #single-panel #space #spigot-solo |
|
7,992 | 2/4/2021 | in 4k deuce: DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS PORN STARLET'S ACNE IN 4K? ANSWER: NO |
deuce |
#acne #deuce-solo #high-res #mousehole #porn #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
8,715 | 1/27/2023 | in a b-boy stance pants: CHOKE IT ON
spigot: DOWN
pants: ALL AROUND
spigot: TOWN
pants: IN THE STEREO
spigot: SOUND
pants: IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO
spigot: DOWN
pants: I LIKE LICKIN DICK AND I LIKE LICKIN
spigot: PRICK
pants: WE CHOKE EM DOWN QUICK OR WE ALL GET
spigot: SICK |
#beastie-boys #ch-check-it-out #choke-it-down #choking #coy-pants #dicklicking #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #prick #rap #rhyming #sfw #sick #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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5,959 | 5/24/2015 | in a bucket by you pants: I SHOULD LIKE TO BE CARRIED AROUND IN A BUCKET BY YOU
pants: DOWN BY THE SHORE WE WILL WANDER
deuce: WILL I SOMETIMES DIP YOU INTO THE WATER AND THEN SOMETIMES SCOOP UP SOME SAND AND THEN MAYBE DUMP IT OUT
pants: A-SEEKING OYSTERS AND OTHER DELICIOUS OCEAN EATABLES
deuce: WHAT IF I JUST FUCK YOUR FACE |
deuce pants |
#beach #deuce-pants #face-fucking #mollusk #ocean #urinal-background |
|
4,659 | 9/13/2011 | in a fine mist spigot: FZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT
spigot: WOOD CHIPPER AND SPRAY OF CHIPS AHOY PARTICLES
spigot: PARTICULATE MATTER IN A FINE MIST OF BARELY NOTICEABLE CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS |
spigot |
#chips-ahoy #food #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background #wood-chipper |
|
7,517 | 10/19/2019 | in a just world spigot: do you think jake steed and byron long are friends in real life
deuce: they would be in a just world |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #grey-background #porn #single-panel |
|
1,023 | 7/17/2001 | in a knot spigot: I'M GOING TO TIE MY DICK IN A KNOT
spigot: THEN GET A BONER AND CHOKE MYSELF
|
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
3,860 | 5/28/2009 | in a line spigot: LINE UP GALS
spigot: SQUEEZE
spigot: GROPE
spigot: SPURF |
spigot |
#spigot-solo |
|
3,470 | 5/3/2008 | in a platonic way deuce: WHO LIKES COCK IN A PLATONIC WAY
deuce: JUST AS A FRIEND
spigot: JUST HERE TO HELP
pants: I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE FEELINGS OF THE COCKS |
deuce pants spigot |
#cock #deuce-pants-spigot #white-background |
|
3,655 | 11/4/2008 | in a well-hung manner deuce: IT'S A GAY GAY WORLD
deuce: I'M TIRED DADDY
pants: LET US ROLL AROUND ON THE GAY GAY CARPET
deuce: I CAN DO THAT
pants: BE GAY WITH ME IN A WELL-HUNG MANNER |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #carpet #daddy #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
|
741 | 10/3/2000 | in all his glory atandt: HAVE YOU ALL NOTHING BETTER TO DO
atandt: WHERE IS MY FORTIFIED WINE
atandt: WHEN IS THE COCKSUCKING CONTEST AGAIN
pants: THURSDAY AT 4, 7, 9 AND TWO SHOWS AT 12 AND 12:30 |
atandt |
#atandt-pants #blue-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #fortified-wine #gay-contest #hey-its-rands #silent-character #uncensored #uncredited-character |
|
3,373 | 1/27/2008 | in all seriousness net: T PANTS I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW CHOCOLATEY MY BUTTHOLE IS AT THE MOMENT
net: T PANTS LICKABLY SOFT/CHOCOLATEY
net: T PANTS IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I'M TIRED OF HINTING. I NEED A RIM JOB SOMETHING AWFUL
pants: I'LL GET THE HUGGIES |
net pants |
#blue-background #butthole #diapers #net-pants #rimjob |
|
6,326 | 6/9/2016 | in and of itself pants: I MUST PROTEST: A FLAPJACK IN AND OF ITSELF CANNOT BE GAY
pants: OR.......
pants: (TUNE IN TOMORROW) |
pants |
#flapjacks #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
220 | 5/13/1999 | in bed spigot: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!!
spigot: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOME DON'T WORK |
spigot |
#balls #bleach #cookies #dicklicking #fortune-cookies #genital-mutilation #nuts-of-spigot #prostitute #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
866 | 2/7/2001 | in case of emergency pants: SLOW DOWN, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SOAK ME WITH THE HOSE |
pants |
#urinal-background |
|
2,898 | 10/4/2006 | in celebration deuce: HURRAY FOR MY WANG
spigot: PLEASE READ MY WANGZINE
pants: HURRAY FOR YOUR WANG |
deuce pants spigot |
#celebration #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #wang #zine |
|
8,289 | 11/27/2021 | in chronological order pants: WHAT AM I GOING TO REPLACE THE KYLE TRIAL WITH
deuce: ANAL ACROBATS 1 THROUGH 10 IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER
pants: SEEMS FAIR |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #porn #somber-deuce |
|
9,173 | 4/29/2024 | in d minor spigot: CAN YOU NOT PLAY ADAGIO FOR BASSOON WHILE I PULL MY PENIS |
#masturbation #mountain-background #music #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,670 | 12/13/2022 | in days of old effigy: YEARS AGO IN DAYS OF OLD AND MAGIC FILLED THE AIR
spigot: DELETE THIS |
#delete-this #effigy-spigot #led-zeppelin #minecraft-background #sfw |
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1,211 | 1/24/2002 | in dreams pants: ARE YOU THE VALID FILEHANDLE I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #unix |
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3,170 | 7/8/2007 | in dreams pants: I SAW DILDO MAN IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT |
pants |
#dildo #dreams #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
|
644 | 6/29/2000 | in england spigot: YOU KNOW IN ENGLAND GAY PEOPLE HANG OUT IN THE "LAVATORY"
spigot: AND COCKSUCKING IS CALLED "BANGERS AND MASH"
spigot: ALSO DON'T ORDER A "PINT OF BITTER"
spigot: I THINK WE'VE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: OKAY I LIED I NEVER WENT TO ENGLAND
spigot: UNLESS MERVYNS COUNTS
spigot: I'LL BE QUIET |
spigot |
#be-quiet #england #mervyns #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,799 | 3/28/2009 | in fact spigot: THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN ALTERNATE REALITY
spigot: IN FACT I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS |
spigot |
#alternate-reality #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,713 | 5/2/2020 | in fact it's the normal amount pants: MY BOTTOM SURE CAN HOLD A LOT OF POO |
pants |
#alt-text #bottom #butt #high-res #pants-solo #poo #teal-background |
|
3,883 | 6/20/2009 | in fact, yes deuce: DICKS
spigot: I'LL SAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
|
5,201 | 4/12/2013 | in front of a mirror deuce: OKAY I MEANT JIZZY
spigot: FUCK THIS
spigot: I NEED TO PRACTICE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #jizz #stray-dot #woodring-room-background |
|
2,585 | 11/27/2005 | in front of my church friends spigot: PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF MY CHURCH FRIENDS
spigot: IT TURNS OUT DUST IS ESSENTIALLY PARTICLES OF DEBRIS FROM POLLUTION IN OUR ATMOSPHERE SO I SARAN WRAPPED THE TOILETS AND FAUCETS TODAY
spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE EXAMINED THE COCK IN HIS FACE |
spigot |
#church #pollution #science #spigot-solo #vampire #viscera #woodring-room-background |
|
2,782 | 6/12/2006 | in glorious and excrutiating detail hanford: GOOD GOD
atandt: WHAT NOW
hanford: THAT WAS CLOSE
atandt: ARE YOU MY REPLACEMENT
hanford: HERE IT COMES AGAIN
atandt: NEVER MIND THE MONKEYS, THEY JUST LIKE TOILETS |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #monkey #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,052 | 12/13/2009 | in his soup spigot: WAITER
spigot: WHAT'S THIS FAG DOING IN MY SOUP
pants: SUCKING SIR |
pants spigot |
#fag #pants-spigot #soup #sucking #urinal-background #waiter |
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2,744 | 5/5/2006 | in it for the money (clean) :Censored by U.S. Govt.
pants: I'M IN THIS FOR THE [REDACTED] PEOPLE
pants: NOT FOR THE [REDACTED] OR THE [REDACTED] OR ALL THE REALLY GREAT DRUGS
spigot: NEXT TIME WE TRY A CRAZY STUNT LET'S INVOLVE COCKS IN THE DARKNESS |
pants spigot |
#caption #censored #pants-spigot #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
|
5,613 | 6/12/2014 | in my big dumb face spigot: CHRISTMAS IS COMING / THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT
spigot: PLEASE PUSH YOUR BONER / IN MY BIG DUMB FACE
hanford: @JERKCITYHIFI CAN WE GET AN API FOR INTEGRATION |
hanford spigot |
#angry-panel #api #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #christmas-carol #hanford-spigot #meta #singing |
|
7,536 | 11/7/2019 | in my defense pants: in my defense I was trying to fuck the bong
deuce: do you really think that matters to the bong |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fuck #grey-background #knock-knock |
|
8,002 | 2/14/2021 | in my hand pants: CHRIST CRAPS IN MY HAND
effigy: IS IN HIS OWN VISAGE?
pants: AND MY HAND |
effigy pants |
#effigy-pants #jesus #red-background #religion #shit #typo #visage |
|
2,461 | 7/25/2005 | in my lifetime pants: WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD SPACE TRAVEL IN MY LIFETIME
deuce: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE |
deuce pants |
#college #deuce-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
|
5,041 | 10/30/2012 | in my mouth and in my ass pants: THEY GO IN MY MOUTH AND IN MY ASS
pants: WHICH IS WEIRD
pants: NOT TOO MANY OTHER OBJECTS FIT THAT BILL |
pants |
#ass #mouth #pants-solo #photo-background #soup #spitroasting |
|
4,149 | 3/23/2010 | in my own face spigot: AND I'M SLAPPING MY DONG AROUND IN MY OWN FACE |
spigot |
#dong #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
58 | 10/28/1998 | in order pants: SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE, GET ME OUT OF JAIL, AND HUMP MY HIP
deuce: HOMP CH-CHING GAHGLAHGLAH (IN ORDER) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jail #onomatopoeia #plant #prison #shut-up #woodring-field-background |
|
1,879 | 11/25/2003 | in other words yes pants: WHO IS UP FOR PRICKS
pants: SPEAK NOW
deuce: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SPECIFY AND COMPLETELY INDICATE WHAT IS INVLFBHBHBLHBDLBHEDBHBHE0Y WYW0F HFPODJFK;SHFSFH
deuce: IN OTHER WORDS YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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6,056 | 8/29/2015 | in stores now spigot: OKAY WELL, ASKING AGAIN:
spigot: ARE WE PUMPED FOR MADDEN 16 (IN STORES NOW)
pants: #GAYDADS #BIDADS #AUTISTICDADS #GEEKDADS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #autism #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #gaydads #huffy-pants #irc #madden #pants-spigot #product-placement #urinal-background #video-games |
|
5,665 | 8/3/2014 | in such a way spigot: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY CHOKING MY FACE WITH YOUR DONG IN SUCH A WAY THAT I MIGHT BE FORCED TO LOG OFF |
spigot |
#dong #face #oral-sex #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,775 | 3/4/2009 | in that order spigot: LET'S ALL GET HIGH AND THEN GAY
deuce: RRRRRRRRR |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #marijuana |
|
4,106 | 2/7/2010 | in the apricot orchard deuce: I GOT FORTUNE COOKIE AND MADE IN JAPAN SO WE CAN WATCH IT TOGETHER
spigot: BE GAY WITH ME IN THE APRICOT ORCHARD BEHIND KAISER PERMANENTE |
deuce spigot |
#apricot #be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #dogshit #fortune-cookie #japan #kaiser-permanente #mouse-cursor #orchard #woodring-room-background |
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5,248 | 5/29/2013 | in the bathroom at work spigot: NOT ONLY CAN I SMOKE DOPE AFTER WORK BUT ALSO BEFORE WORK AND IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK
spigot: THEN THE DOPE WEARS OFF AND I WONDER WHY I'M ALIVE
deuce: WHIRRR
spigot: THEN I SMOKE DOPE AGAIN AND DRAW FLOWERS, DONGS |
spigot |
#art #depression #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #marijuana #woodring-room-background |
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8,324 | 1/1/2022 | in the car spigot: I BEAT OFF IN THE CAR WITH SAFEWAY CONDITIONER |
spigot |
#beating-off #green-background #safeway #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
|
2,645 | 1/25/2006 | in the criminal justice system spigot: GIDDYUP JINGLEHORSE PICK UP YOUR FEET
spigot: HOLY CHRIST I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE
deuce: SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#adult-gay-male #christmas-carol #deuce-spigot #jingle-bell-rock #law-and-order #singing #woodring-field-background |
|
271 | 7/2/1999 | in the dark deuce: SMEARING IT
pants: HAVING IT SMEARED I SUPPOSE (FOLLOWING ALONG EVEN THOUGH IT IS DARK, COLD OUT)
pants: NOT REAL SURE ABOUT THIS
pants: THE LANTERN WENT OUT |
deuce pants |
#brass-lantern #darkness #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #smearing #woodring-room-background #zork |
|
4,364 | 10/29/2010 | in the distance pants: I CAN'T SEE: BLINDED BY MY BONER
deuce: BLINDED BECAUSE OF ITS POWER OR BECAUSE IT POKED YOUR EYES OUT OR PERHAPS IT WAS MERELY IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEE: A DISTANT BONER
pants: POKED |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #boner #cricket #deuce-pants #eye-injury #huffy-pants |
|
688 | 8/11/2000 | in the end we all grow old deuce: BUSTA RHYMES NEEDS TO DRINK LESS COFFEE OR SOMETHING |
deuce |
#white-background |
|
3,742 | 1/30/2009 | in the face spigot: SERIOUSLY APPRECIATIVE OF THE WAY YOU TOOK IT IN THE FACE OVER LABOR DAY
spigot: OR DO I MEAN UP THE FACE
spigot: WHICHEVER |
spigot |
#holiday #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
8,359 | 2/5/2022 | in the financial district spigot: ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A :POINT_RIGHT:QUEER:POINT_LEFT: PODCAST
spigot: FOLLOW-UP: DO YOU DARE ME TO MAKE A SWASTIKA OUT OF HOT DOGS AND SQUIRT MUSTARD ON PEOPLE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG [[[RUNS AWAY]]]
spigot: ALEXA HIDE MY PHONE
pants: GUH FAT
deuce: EVERYBODY
deuce: PRESENT YOUR FANNYPACKS FOR INSPECTION
spigot: :NOTES: BIG THICK DICKS / FROM NOON TO SIX :NOTES:
spigot: SERIOUSLY WE CLOSE AT 6PM PDT
pants: :DUCK: AFLAC |
deuce pants spigot |
#aflac #alexa #dare #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #duck #emoji #fannypacks #funloving-nonsense #hotdogs #nazi #podcast #queer #singing #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,370 | 7/24/2016 | in the future |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #high-res |
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6,417 | 9/9/2016 | in the interest of transparency spigot: IN THE INTEREST OF TRANSPARENCY, I AM COPYING AND PASTING THE TRANSCRIPT OF THAT CONVERSATION HERE:
spigot: LADY, YOU ARE LITERALLY MADE OF URINAL SOAP CAKES |
spigot |
#copy-paste #soap #spigot-solo #transcript #urinal-cakes #urinal-soap-cakes #white-background |
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5,847 | 2/1/2015 | in the land of spigot: THE BONGS THEY ARE A-SMOKIN' / AND THESE DONGS THEY ARE A-POKIN'
spigot: IN THE LAND
spigot: OF THE OLD
spigot: SOMETHING |
spigot |
#bong #forgetfulness #singing #spigot-solo |
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3,475 | 5/8/2008 | in the language of nuts spigot: CHAR *NUTS;
deuce: TYPEDEF CHAR NUTS[2];
spigot: STOP SHOWING OFF |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #programming #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,788 | 1/31/2012 | in the plugin folder spigot: DO I PUT THE PLUGIN INTO THE PLUGINS FOLDER OR SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP MY BIG FAT ASS
deuce: AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHEN THE COCKS COME CHIRPING THROUGH MY WINDOW
spigot: I JUST CAN'T DECIDE FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cocks #deuce-spigot #mousehole #plugin #poo #woodring-room-background |
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4,509 | 4/6/2011 | in the shape of a person spigot: I BELIEVE I AM A GAY DONG IN THE SHAPE OF A PERSON
deuce: T SPIGOT WE SHALL SOON TEST THAT HYPOTHESIS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #woodring-field-background |
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6,909 | 2/12/2018 | in the stereo sound pants: IF YOU'RE LISTENING TO THIS IN STEREO
pants: THIS VOICE SHOULD BE IN THE LEFT EAR
pants: AND THIS VOICE SHOULD BE IN THE RIGHT EAR |
pants |
#audio #lanr #pants-solo #prius #stereo #white-background |
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932 | 4/14/2001 | in the ups truck spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE GAY WITH EACH OTHER IN THE UPS TRUCK AND THEN IT TOOK OFF AND THE DOOR SLID SHUT AND WE WENT TO VERMONT
atandt: WHATEVER |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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5,560 | 4/19/2014 | in the, up the spigot: A1: COCKS IN THE FACE
spigot: A2: BALLS UP THE NUTS
spigot: I'M NOT GAY |
spigot |
#balls #bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #not-gay #nuts #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts |
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3,710 | 12/29/2008 | in theory pants: THE MORE WE PLAY TOGETHER THE HAPPIER WE GET
deuce: IN THEORY
deuce: **IN THEORY** I AM NOT A FAGGOT
pants: SNACK CAKES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #faggot #snack-cakes #snacks #theory #woodring-field-background |
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8,158 | 7/20/2021 | in this cartoon spigot: IN THIS CARTOONTHE FAT CATS REPRESENTPOLITICIANS !!!
spigot: MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW CHONKER MEOW
spigot: NOW STICK ITIN MY MEOWTH |
spigot |
#cartoon #cat #chonker #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #meow #mountain-background #politics #sfw |
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7,228 | 1/4/2019 | in this very room deuce: a crime has been committed in this very room: nobody lick a dick
pants: but who hgulahuglahglhalugag who
deuce: we'll hglhglaghlgh get to the glahglahglagh bottom of lghalghalgh this |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #dicklicking #frog #neon-grid-background #whodunit |
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5,389 | 10/23/2013 | in three parts dick: HONESTLY, THESE DAYS CAN YOU REALLY AFFORD *NOT* TO SUCK DICK FOR CRACK?
deuce: I WILL ANSWER THAT IN THREE PARTS: 1. GLHGAHLGHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG
deuce: 2. HUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHU
deuce: 3. OIGREIOGYRLIGHLDBHNDFHB |
deuce net |
#cheese-bread #cocaine #cocksucking #crack #deuce-dick #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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6,385 | 8/8/2016 | in times of social unrest pants: CAN ME AND STORE ME IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY (FAMINE, EARTHQUAKE, SOCIAL UNREST) |
pants |
#canned-pants #crater #cryonics #natural-disaster #pants-solo #sfw #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
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365 | 10/2/1999 | in tongues spigot: VI MY FACE
atandt: VI ~SPIGOT/FACE
atandt: RM ~SPIGOT/NUTS
spigot: MKDIR DUH
spigot: CD DUH
spigot: LICK DICK PRICK STICK SPICK HOO BLUH DUH
spigot: EXIT
atandt: WHAT FINE ROUND BALLS YOU HAVE
spigot: SLAP THEM |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #dicklicking #genital-mutilation #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #rhyming #unix #vi #woodring-room-background |
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2,707 | 3/28/2006 | in which dick: T DEUCE I'M GOING TO STOP BY THE COCK SHOP ON THE WAY HOME TODAY - NEED ANYTHING ?
deuce: I WOULD LIKE A COCK
dick: T DEUCE CAN DO
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT MAKE IT A COCK
dick: T DEUCE WHAT SIZE/COLOR ?
deuce: SURPRISE ME |
deuce dick |
#cock #deuce-dick |
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3,814 | 4/12/2009 | in which atandt and deuce have a meaningful conversation atandt: HELLO DEUCE
deuce: FUCK YOU |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bonequest-hi-fi #fuck-you #urinal-background |
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1,934 | 1/19/2004 | in which deuce and atandt play horsey deuce: T ATANDT GIVE ME A RIDE
atandt: T DEUCE HORSEY
deuce: T ATANDT OKAY GIVE ME A LOLLIPOP
atandt: T DEUCE SAY PLZ
deuce: COCKS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocks #fighting-irish-pose #plz #ponyboy #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,114 | 5/13/2007 | in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway deuce: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS FUCK ME !!!!!!
spigot: CAN I HAVE YOUR PENTHOUSES
deuce: BLAM
spigot: THESE ARE BLACK TAILS
: DEUCE FUCKS YOU EVEN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE |
deuce spigot |
#blood #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-spigot #red-x #suicide #title-mismatch #white-background |
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3,342 | 12/27/2007 | in which deuce eats the mouse cursor and nobody is happy about it deuce: GLHGAHLGAHGA |
deuce |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,564 | 8/29/2022 | in which deuce gets covid-19 deuce: LATEST COVID TEST: STILL POSITIVE
spigot: PROBABLY GOT IT FROM A BEE
pants: OR A DOORKNOB |
#bee #covid-19 #doorknob #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,877 | 10/12/2020 | in which deuce makes a new friend deuce: BUG |
deuce |
#bug #bug-report #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #isopod #jean-charles #sfw #single-panel #uncredited-character #white-background |
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2,032 | 4/26/2004 | in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war deuce: IF YOU GUYS AT JERKCITY COULD DO A LITTLE LESS DICKSUCKING AND A LITTLE MORE WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO I THINK THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET BLOWJOBS
deuce: I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
pants: DICKSUCKING IS IMPORTANT |
deuce pants |
#blowjob #deuce-pants #dicksucking #woodring-field-background |
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2,914 | 10/21/2006 | in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck deuce: LOVING YOU IS EASY BECAUSE I ALREADY CAME
pants: QUACK
pants: QUACK
deuce: BAD DUCK (SHUT UP) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #duck #posse #spigot-the-bear #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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2,267 | 1/12/2005 | in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts deuce: [REDACTED]
deuce: OH
deuce: RIGHT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #redacted-text #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,297 | 11/12/2007 | in which deuce wins the argument deuce: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO INJECT MYSELF WITH "INSULIN" AFTER A BIG MEAL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diabetes #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,572 | 8/13/2008 | in which dick gets fired deuce: QUACK
dick: MOO
deuce: T DICK YOU ARE FIRED |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #employment #fired #moo #urinal-background |
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3,001 | 1/20/2007 | in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm DEUCE: ARE WE GETTING A NUT FARM AGAIN
PANTS: STILL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #farm #funnel #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,384 | 5/9/2005 | in which pants fucks a bunny pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK
pants: WELL THEY SEEMED TO
pants: NOW THEY'RE BURST |
pants |
#bestiality #bunny #fun-with-wildlife #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,323 | 12/31/2021 | in which pants has an existential crisis pants: WHO AMI
pants: WHERE AM I GOING
pants: OOH KOUIGN-AMANNS HROMPTH HOMPTH |
pants |
#existential #gunmetal-background #kouign-amann #pants-solo #sfw |