spigot: BIG FAT BALLS spigot: THEY'RE REALLY IN MY FACE TODAY / THEY'RE pants: SING IT LOUD BROTHER spigot: BIG FAT BALLS deuce: COCKS spigot: IT'S TIME TO GO ON HOME pants: WAIT WAIT pants: HOLD ON

spigot: EEK deuce: YOU SCARED HIM AWAY pants: YES PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF ME AND MY WIDE MOUTH pants: WHICH BY THE WAY IS EXCELLENT FOR SHOVING CRICKETS AND OTHER FOOD INTO

pants: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE NORMAL COST FOR SUPER-VI@G-R@ IS $20, PER DOSE? WE ARE RUNNING A HOT SPECIAL!! T0DAY ITS ONLY AN AMAZING}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER

spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD

deuce: DAMN I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER deuce: T ATANDT NOT YOU atandt: T DEUCE WHEW deuce: T ATANDT COCKS

deuce: T SPIGOT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GIBBOUS???? SPOILERS: MY DICK pants: HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INAPPROPRIATE ENTHUSIASM deuce: SHOVING

pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: FOLKS I DO NOT SELF-IDENTIFY WITH FRISBEE ***OR*** GOLF spigot: IF YOU INCREASE THE CONTRAST AND ZOOM IN YOU CAN REALLY SEE A MOUTH PENIS DRAWN RIGHT ON HIS FACE

pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET deuce: UH pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY (IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN) pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK!!! IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE deuce: GRR FOAMING GRR

spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SUPPORT INDIGENOUS PEOPLES WITHOUT BEATING THEM OFF deuce: BUT THEY'RE SO HANDSOME

spigot: LET'S BREAK THIS UP INTO INDIVIDUAL DISCUSSION GROUPS spigot: HUR BUH DUH HURF BLUH GURF

atandt: DANCING CAN LEAD TO FORNICATION

pants: HEY GUYS WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO TO BIGASSMESSAGE.COM/BEAC6 deuce: BIGASSMESSAGE.COM/AD1F2

spigot: PROUD TO HAVE BOUGHT TWO PINTS OF GOURMET ICE CREAM AND A BOX OF COOKIES TOTALLING $48

deuce: T PANTS SO LET'S TALKING ABOUT MY SWELLING pants: TRINITY OR PERHAPS WISHBRINGER pants: BONGJAMMER deuce: T PANTS WAS THAT THE GERMAN VERSION OF SUSPENDED

ozone: MAESTRO 113# /USR/AMANDA/JT -U ? XC0D610 ZC0D610: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO ZLOT ? BUT THE FILEZ WEREN'T OPEN (CV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 10.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S) WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTZ GIVE BYTES/S REWRITE NAMED IN PERL /HOME/FTP/MN (ZIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB/NM) DOMAIN NIZ.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE()(TTYQ10) [ SUN SEP 14 20:18:00 ] THE SOFTWARE INSTALLED ON THIS SYSTEM HAS EXISTING CONFLICTZ. EXIT ALLOWED BECAUZE "RULEZOVERRIDE" OPTION IS ZET. *** LINE NOT FOUND ERR CAUTION! THIZ FILE CONTAINS CRITICAL KERNEL STATS '/PCI01F,4000/IDE03/ATA00.0" 0 "ATA" HPP sunv,HPP PN SUNV.PN ROOTNEX CPU-UNIT ROOTNEX IN-UNIT DBRI SUNV.DBRID SUNV,

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! ! .(deuce): WONDERING IF I SHOULD JERK OFF NOW OR WAIT UNTIL LATER

spigot: P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG" spigot: BECAUSE i WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG spigot: T PANTS WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS spigot: HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG spigot: MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.

deuce: YOU JUST VIOLATED MY COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK, AND INNER EAR CANAL spigot: SEEN IT

deuce: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO SUCK / WE _______ YOU pants: NETFLIX deuce: INPUT ACCEPTED

atandt: I'M A BEE deuce: WELCOME, BEE atandt: BZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZ atandt: ZZZZZZZ atandt: ZZZZZZZZZZ SIGH atandt: ALL RIGHT I'M A FAG deuce: WELCOME, BEE

spigot: WHY ARE HOT DOGS EIGHT TO A PACK WHEN MY ASS FITS TEN spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE A BLACK VERSION OF DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL IT DO THE RIGHT THANG spigot: I WILL TOO BRING A NAIL GUN TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE

ozone: EEPROM BOOT DEVICE... SD(0,0,0) deuce: INSTABONER

spigot: THESE JOURNALS WILL BRING ME A NOBEL PRIZE spigot: I'M LIKE JANE GOODALL ONLY INSTEAD OF APES, [REDACTED] spigot: IF ONLY I COULD SOMEHOW IMPLEMENT UNDO THAT NIGHT I GOT BUSTED IN THE UNIVERSITY TOILETS

deuce: I'M AN INT * deuce: DEFERENCE ME AND FIND OUT MUCH TO YOUR SURPRISE AND DISMAY THAT I'M NULL pants: WHY CAN I EVEN SET YOU TO NULL deuce: TO INDICATE THAT I POINT NOWHERE USEFUL deuce: BUT WITH THAT COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO NOT DEREFERENCE ME WHEN I AM NULL deuce: OR EVEN WORSE YET WHEN I AM NOT NULL BUT POINT TO INVALID MEMORY deuce: BLAH BLAH BLAH STILL TYPING EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE HAS LEFT AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF pants: JACKOFF PLANET

spigot: WHILE SITTING ON THE ICY COLD TOILET I HEARD THE FAMILIAR JINGLE JANGLE OF UNBUCKLING BELTS AND BALLS O'ER THE WALL spigot: QUOTH THE RAVEN "I SUCK COCK PEOPLE JUST POKE IT ON OVER" spigot: I'M AN INT32

pants: DO FAGS GO TO HEAVEN deuce: NO THEY JUST DIE

pants: QUICKLY NOW PUT ON THIS DISGUISE AND MEET ME AT THE GAY BAR AT THE FAR END OF AIRPORT TERMINAL 3 JUST PAST HOMELAND SECURITY deuce: DOES THE GAY BAR HAVE A NAME pants: SUSPICIOUS PACKAGES

deuce: OPEN DOOR pants: THE DOOR IS OPEN deuce: SUCK DICK pants: THE DICK IS BEING SUCKED deuce: THIS INTERACTIVE FICTION SUCKS pants: YOU WIN! SCORE: 1/1

spigot: T PANTS IS WEDNESDAY INTERCONTINENTAL HOUSE OF PROSTITUTES DAY pants: T SPIGOT THE CALENDAR JUST SAYS CANADA DAY WITH A WINKING-EYE EMOJI

pants: HEY GUYS I GOT AN INTERNSHIP AT THE DICKSUCKING FACTORY deuce: (UNPAID) pants: WELL THE HOPE IS THIS EXPERIENCE WILL LEAD ME TO A FULL-TIME POSITION pants: NOPE JUST MORE WEIRD KNOBBY DICKS TO LICK FOR FREE

pants: INTERNET DETECTIVE AGENCY AT YOUR SERVICE MA'AM deuce: WE GET THINGS WRONG BUT WE SURE ARE ANNOYING pants: ALSO WE'RE FREE

deuce: HACKING INTO YOUR THERMOSTAT AND MAKING YOU GAY pants: I CAN TAKE IT

spigot: IT'S SORT OF AN INTERNET SOAP OPERA, WHERE USERS CAN TUNE IN EACH DAY AND SEE WHAT THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE DOING spigot: PLEASE FIST ME

spigot: T PANTS ONLY INSTEAD OF DEUCE COMING OVER FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY IT'S REALLY AN INTERVENTION WHERE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TELL HIM HOW CONCERNED THEY ARE THAT HE DRINKS AND COLLECTS THAT KIND OF PORN deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG deuce: SHUT UP deuce: WHACK WHACK WHACK spigot: FAT BALLS AND WANGS

deuce: LOVE deuce: SOFT AS AN EASY deuce: THUD

spigot: HONK BONK spigot: I'M A CLOWN spigot: I KNOW I ASKED YOU TO VOLUNTEER WITH THE CANNED FOOD DRIVE BUT I REALLY MEANT JUST HELP ME JERK OFF INTO A NAPKIN

deuce: I'M A PROPONENT OF CRITICAL BONEQUEST THEORY pants: C / B / T spigot: GOTTA HAVE A J / O / B IF YOU WANNA pants: GROUND MY BALLS INTO BEEF

spigot: LOOKING TO WEDGE AGILE ANAL AND EXTREME ANAL PROGRAMMING INTO ONE LINE deuce: T SPIGOT CAN'T WE WORK ANAL TEST DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT INTO EVERYTHING SOMEHOW

pants: DO YOU WANT TO JACK ME OFF INTO THE FOREVER deuce: FOR EVER AND EVER

spigot: POKING MY PRICK INTO THE PHONE BOOK AND HUMPING THE ENTIRE BAY AREA

spigot: PUSH THE PRICKS INTO YOUR FACE AND THEN INTO MINE pants: THIS DOES NOT REPRODUCE THE BUG YOU DESCRIBED (MUFFLED) spigot: TRYING TO SHARE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... MY WANG

pants: LAHGLIAHGLHALGHALG HALGHALGHLAH GALHGLAGHAG pants: AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT pants: ANY QUESTIONS

pants: READY??? spigot: OKAY I'LL START spigot: DICKS ON FIRST spigot: BALLS ON SECOND pants: WHO IS WINNING spigot: YOUR FAT FACE ON THIRD pants: THIS IS CONFUSING spigot: SERIOUS VAUDEVILLE HERE IN TOILET FOUR pants: ALL THESE LIFE CHOICES pants: I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME SITTING IN JUNIOR COLLEGE COURSES spigot: THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY WINNERS OR LOSERS spigot: MY COMEDY WOULD BE BETTER IF I HADN'T GOTTEN A D IN INTRO TO FACEPAINT

pants: OH I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE pants: HI I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY

pants: I'M A BIG GAY FISH deuce: HELLO, BIG GAY FISH

pants: COCKSUCKER deuce: COCKSUCKER spigot: COCKSUCKER AND DIGITAL CONTENT CREATOR

deuce: YEAH deuce: FUCK YEAH

deuce: I SUGGEST WE INVESTIGATE TRANSFORMING BONEQUEST INTO MORE OF A CAAS (COCKS AS A SERVICE) MODEL pants: BACKED BY THE DICKS GEM

spigot: INVESTIGATIVE REPUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANTS DOWN spigot: SPREADING MY CHEEKS spigot: LBHLAHBLAHBLABH LIKE A PAC MAN

deuce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOOD SIR pants: UH NOTHING pants: EATING FRUIT AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: PRACTICING LINES FOR A PLAY pants: PRETENDING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS WILL DO pants: TOUCHING MYSELF THROUGH MY JEANS pants: SWATTING AT AN INVISIBLE BEE deuce: OH GOD OH GOD IT'S NOT INVISIBLE

spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL HANDCUFFED TO THE TRAIN TRACKS atandt: MY INVITATION SAYS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PICNIC

spigot: DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT / DID I HEAR YOU SAYIN spigot: THAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A COPY OF A GAME WITHOUT PAYIN

spigot: WE'VE CONTRIBUTED ENOUGH CONTENT TO SOCIETY AND MADE A REAL DIFFERENCE THAT WE NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR MOVIES AGAIN pants: WE BOUGHT ENOUGH $18.99 CDS FROM TOWER, WE'RE GOOD

deuce: LOUIS GOSSETT JR WAS POSITIVELY GLOWING IN ANY AND ALL OF THE IRON EAGLE SERIES

effigy: [TURNING OFF TV] effigy: ......SHOOTING IRON GOLEMS FROM MY PORCH

spigot: CALLING A DETECTIVE 'IRONSIDE' BECAUSE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR IS LIKE CALLING ME PENIS PUMP spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF A WHEELCHAIR THE GUY HAS A PENIS PUMP AND HE GETS TO SQUEEZE IT ALL DAY IN COURTS OF LAW spigot: DURING CROSS-EXAMINATION WE CUT TO THE JURY BUT WE CAN STILL HEAR SQUEAKS AND PUMPS AND VARIOUS RELEASES OF AIR PRESSURE spigot: THERE'S A GODDAMN WRITERS STRIKE

spigot: WELL spigot: I spigot: FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TESELLATE AN IRREGULAR NURBS SURFACE AND MY REWARD IS A BIG LONG BEAT OFF SO I'LL BE AFK I GUESS deuce: CAN GOD REALLY PUT ME IN JAIL

deuce: PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT WE'RE IRREVERSIBLY RETARDED, I GUESS pants: WE SHOULD PISS TOGETHER AND YOU SHOULD BE SITTING AND PUSHING YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LIKE A WOMEN AND I'LL AIM THE PISS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS deuce: THAT'S NOT

pants: NEED JACKOFF PERMIT pants: I HAVE CASH

pants: FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL pants: IS IT POSSIBLE pants: WAS RE: GAY RICKSHAWS

net: T DEUCE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ONLY HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE deuce: T NET NO IT IS NOT deuce: T NET BUT THEY GET EXTRA ATTENTION

spigot: IS IT TRUE BART SIMPSON SAT ON A BUTTERFINGER AND THAT'S WHY HE'S LIKE THAT deuce: LIKE WHAT spigot: LIKE SO AWESOME

spigot: IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY spigot: ABOUT US GETTING GAY spigot: IN THE STALLS / IN THE STALLS / IN THE STALLS pants: IN / THE / STALLS spigot: YOU AND ME STANDING HERE / AND IT'S TIME TO BE QUEER spigot: LINE pants: MAKING CHRISTMAS / MAKING CHRISTMAS spigot: I ALREADY SAID QUEER spigot: CURTAIN FOR GOD SAKES

pants: IS IT TRUE YOU CAN TRAIN CROWS TO LICK DICK deuce: SORT OF pants: PERHAPS THE DICK OF A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF deuce: THEY BITE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING pants: WHAT ABOUT PECKING

deuce: IS IT TYPICAL FOR DENTISTS TO "DIAGNOSE" YOU AS "GAY"

pants: I WAS RAISED ON LOVIN' JESUS GOIN' TO CHURCH AND SUNDAY SCHOOL pants: IS KOJAK THERE pants: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE HAVE MOMENTARILY STOPPED ALL BOBSLEDS

deuce: T SPIGOT GAPE LOVERS NO. 6 SCENE 1

spigot: NOT ON OR BESIDE OR AROUND OR NEXT TO OR UNDERNEATH OR IN THE SAME "ROOM" AS MY MOUTH spigot: I MEAN ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY IN MY MOUTH AND FACE !!!! IS THAT DOABLE deuce: SOUND OF CRICKETS CHIRPING spigot: PEOPLE

deuce: T NET LET'S UNDRESS EACH OTHER WITH OUR HANDS net: IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING

pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS I WILL NEVER STOP SUCKING COCK (NEVER, EVER) spigot: IS THAT LIKE WICCA

spigot: Q: IS THAT YOU IN THERE WITH THE RADIOS?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK spigot: A: CHONG BONG DONG FONG pants: I'M PG-13 spigot: HOW ARE YOU FIXED FOR PRICKS pants: OKAY R THEN TUMBLING DOWN THE HILL TO NC-17 / X pants: I WAS HOPING FOR DISNEY MONEY spigot: A HUMPTY DUMPTY FILM

pants: SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED LOTS OF SAWDUST !!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: KITTY LITTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: TARPS AND BLANKETS AND TOWELS !!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: ANYTHING THAT SOAKS UP LOTS OF PISS FAST !!!!!!!!!!!! pants: PLEASE HURRY !!!!! deuce: SHUT THAT GUY UP

spigot: IS THERE ANY ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR MY FAT DICK spigot: LET OUT THE HATE AND LET IN THE PISS spigot: PLEASE deuce: SHIT

pants: IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING pants: OH HI deuce: HLLHGAHLAGHLGA

pants: IS THIS HEAVEN pants: AHEM pants: FEELS LIKE HEAVEN pants: NO THIS IS THE BATHROOM pants: YES GET IT ALL OUT pants: LAUGH IT UP YOU BUMS pants: HEY I WAS WILLING TO BE A URINAL BUT NOT A TOILET pants: YOU PEOPLE ARE THE WORST

pants: IS THIS IT THEN pants: WHERE IS THE ROMANCE spigot: HONK

spigot: IS THIS LOVE ??? spigot: I LIKE TO SMOKE DOPE AND WATCH TV spigot: WHEN YOU CRY LIKE THAT IT'S COMPLETELY DISRUPTIVE

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pants: DONGS spigot: DONGS pants: DONGS spigot: DONGS spigot: IS THIS MY LIFE pants: DONGS

spigot: OH I'M SORRY IS THIS NOT WHERE WE SHOW OFF OUR BIG FAT FLIPPER DICKS

pants: HAULGUHALG IS THIS UNBIBLICAL BEHAVIOR GHUALGHLBLGUAHBLGAG deuce: WE'LL NEVER KNOW

pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO THIS FOR YEARS pants: WE LEARNED NOTHING

pants: IS THIS REAL pants: AM I REALLY HAPPENING pants: IS THIS THE END OF PANTS (FROM JERKCITY)

deuce: MAYBE IF THAT BITCH STARSHA HAD TOLD US THAT ISCANDAR AND GAMILON WERE TWIN PLANETS WE WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED HER SISTER effigy: T DEUCE TRUTH

spigot: I DETECT PLAGIARISM (OR SOME KIND OF ISM WITH A J SOUND) pants: THE BONG ESCAPED !!! I AM CALLING IN THE [NO CARRIER] spigot: I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HUGE GARLIC FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE YOU'RE CHOKING ME FESTIVAL pants: TOO BAD IT OVERLAPS WITH THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] spigot: TEN THOUSAND MILES TO CASA DE FRUTA?!?!?!?!? STEP ON IT pants: [STATIC]

pants: BANANA SEATS AND SISSY BARS spigot: MY PENIS LOST A MICHELIN STAR

spigot: CHUTES AND LADDERS AND BONERS spigot: HUHHHH HUHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD JUST TO BE UNFUNNY spigot: I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE

pants: SECURITY

pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM deuce: ELECTROCUTED

spigot: PLEASE DO NOT EAT FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE IF IT'S IN A BAG (TAPED) WITH MY NAME ON IT!!! IT IS PROBABLY NOT YOURS!!! ;-) spigot: WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY HAIR AND BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE CORNER OF THE STAIRWELL BANNISTER??? COME ON NOW! spigot: OW OW OW

atandt: SO THEN HE SAYS "DUH IT'S NOT FUNNY" atandt: AND I'M ALL "WHO SAYS A COMIC STRIP HAS TO BE FUNNY" atandt: SO THEN HE STARTS WHINING atandt: I HAD TO SLAP HIS FAT FAG FACE AND ESCORT HIM OUT atandt: AND THE OTHER ONE WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP atandt: SO I HAD TO ESCORT HER OUT TOO atandt: ANYWAY THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED BACK ON THE LOT atandt: HELLO?????? atandt: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME atandt: OH RIGHT HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT pants: ZZZ atandt: WHATEVER

pants: ALL WIKIPEDIA USERS ARE PEDOPHILES (IT'S TRUE, I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA)

: SPIGOT THE BEAR IS TAPED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE spigot: THE PUNCH BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE DONG BONE spigot: IT REALLY IS

atandt: WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT atandt: THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL pants: BUT NOT THEIR DICKS deuce: PAULI EXCLUSION PRINCIPLE atandt: PAULI'S ALWAYS DID LOOK A BIT PECULIAR

spigot: PRESSING THE FLIPPER ZERO AGAINST MY PENIS

spigot: PANTS SAID I SHOULD CONSIDER BEING A FAG - AND THESE ARE HIS WORDS BY THE WAY - SOMETIMES, NOT ALL OF THE TIME, AND MAYBE SLOWLY PHASING IT OUT COMPLETELY deuce: IT SEEMED HURTFUL SINCE YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE spigot: SO NOW YOU CAN SEE WHY I'M IN THE SITUATION ROOM AND NOT SNOOZING OR SLEEPING

spigot: EITHER THIS IS THE JIZZ BUS OR IT ISN'T pants: DING DING spigot: OFER pants: ACTUALLY IT'S MORE OF A SPURT TROLLEY spigot: EITHER WAY I'M STARTING TO THINK I WORE A TIE FOR NOTHING

deuce: GUYS DID YOU TRY FARMVILLE? GOLLY GEE IT'S REALLY FUN