No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,179 | 1/1/2016 | and that dick over there pants: EXPOSITORY BLATHER
pants: THESE DICKS AND THOSE DICKS AND THAT DICK OVER THERE
pants: THE CONTENTS OF ALL OF OUR FANNYPACKS, COMBINED |
pants |
#dicks #fannypacks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,180 | 1/2/2016 | blow the man down pants: IS BLACK FISTING FRIDAY A COMPANY HOLIDAY OR NO
pants: "FAT RAILS" STARRING DEUCE AND SPIGOT
pants: "PLENTY OF FIBER AND EARLY TO BED" STARRING PANTS |
pants |
#coy-pants #fisting #holiday #meta #pants-solo #upskirt #urinal-background |
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6,181 | 1/3/2016 | taking the bus pants: TAKING THE BUS TO WHERE MY BONER LIVES
deuce: "BEATIFICATION" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT IT MEANS
deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING |
deuce pants |
#beatification #bus #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
|
6,182 | 1/4/2016 | doin' it deuce: [LAVERNE & SHIRLEY THEME PLAYS]
deuce: I'M A GLOB
deuce: USE ME TO FIND YOUR PORN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #dogcow #macintosh #porn #unix #urinal-background |
|
6,183 | 1/5/2016 | candy as a reward pants: I WOULD LIKE CANDY AS A REWARD
deuce: FOR WHAT, PRAY TELL?!?!?
pants: DICKS??????????? I DUNNO
pants: NOT TOUCHING JUST WATCHING
deuce: GHGHLGALGLHGA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background |
|
6,184 | 1/6/2016 | barely keeping a straight face spigot: T PANTS: REMIND ME OF SOME OF OZONE'S PIG PROBLEMS
spigot: THEY GET THROUGH A FENCE, THEN THEY DO WHAT
pants: THEY EAT HIS PINEAPPLES (BARELY KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE) |
pants spigot |
#dong-on-camera #ozone-and-the-pig #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
6,185 | 1/7/2016 | a very abstract museum : DEUCE WAGGLING HIS HEAD
pants: I'M A VERY ABSTRACT MUSEUM
pants: DON'T VISIT ME
deuce: UNDERSTOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong-on-camera #museum #urinal-background |
|
6,186 | 1/8/2016 | how we'll go about it atandt: GIVE IT A GOOD SCRUBBIN
atandt: QUIT
atandt: EXIT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #sfw #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,187 | 1/9/2016 | it's right here pants: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE
deuce: IT'S REALLY STICKY
pants: I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, MOTHER
pants: SERIOUSLY COME AND GET YOUR LOVE IT'S RIGHT HERE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mother #redbone #sfw #woodring-stairs-background #world-wide-web |
|
6,188 | 1/10/2016 | a shopping mall in cyberspace pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA
pants: MY PURSE IS A LUNCHBOX
pants: HOW MANY TIMES PER MINUTE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PET SHOP BOYS
pants: DADDY-DAUGHTER
pants: AND A SPOUTING SPERM WHALE
pants: SWIFTING MINIMIZING THE WINDOW AND CONTINUING ON AS IF NOTHING UNTOWARD HAPPENED
pants: A SHOPPING MALL IN CYBERSPACE
pants: CAN I LIVE AMONG YOUR DOTFILES |
deuce pants |
#cyberspace #deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #pet-shop-boys #sfw #typo #unix #urinal-background |
|
6,189 | 1/11/2016 | make up your mind pants: I'M A WET BALL
deuce: HELLO, WET BALL
pants: HEY
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, WET BALL
pants: I'M A DIPSWITCH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #urinal-background #wet-ball |
|
6,190 | 1/12/2016 | out the airlock i go pants: K-RAZY
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!?
deuce: [NEVER FOLLOWS UP ON COMMENT, DIES AGAIN]
pants: OUT THE AIRLOCK I GO |
deuce pants |
#airlock #death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,191 | 1/13/2016 | but i just deuce: SON OF A BITCH
pants: GO TO BED
deuce: BUT I JUST
pants: YOU HEARD ME
deuce: FINE
pants: TUCKING YOU IN |
deuce pants |
#bed #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw |
|
6,192 | 1/16/2016 | just another day deuce: WELP (STRETCHES KNUCKLES) JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE RAPE FOOTAGE VIEWING OFFICE |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #rape #urinal-background |
|
6,193 | 1/19/2016 | jbod deuce: THERE'S NO WAY THAT JBOD DOES NOT STAND FOR JUST A BAG OF [STATIC] |
deuce |
#computers #deuce-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,194 | 1/20/2016 | null set deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SET I'D BE THE NULL SET
deuce: I TAKE IT BACK: I'D BE A SINGLET OF YOUR CHOICE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #filler-panel #math #null-set #set-theory #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,195 | 1/21/2016 | self- sucking deuce: FOLKS, THESE SELF-SUCKING DICKS AREN'T JUST GOING TO SUCK THEMSELVES
deuce: WAIT (READING DOCUMENTATION, CONTRACTS, PRODUCTION NOTES, LEGAL MEMORANDA)
deuce: NOPE WE'RE GOOD SORRY FOR THE FALSE ALARM |
deuce |
#contacts #deuce-solo #dicks #documentation #false-alarm #folks #legal-memoranda #production-notes #self-sucking #woodring-field-background |
|
6,196 | 1/22/2016 | out for ice cream spigot: PRINTING, ROLLING INTO TUBE
spigot: PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
spigot: THROWING PAPER TUBE AWAY AND TAKING DEUCE OUT FOR ICE CREAM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #ice-cream #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
6,197 | 1/23/2016 | but i will find out deuce: MY DICK
spigot: ALL OF OUR DICKS, I SUGGEST TO YOU
pants: HIS DICK
pants: BUT GOOD SIR I
deuce: SOME DICKS
deuce: AT LEAST ONE DICK
pants: REGARDING THE MASSIVE DICKS: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU (COMFORTABLE WITH SAYING I DON'T KNOW BUT I WILL FIND OUT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #suggesting-all-of-our #urinal-background |
|
6,198 | 1/28/2016 | chapter two deuce: ROTATUHUHHHHH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dj-rapekit #dongbutter #irc #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
6,199 | 1/29/2016 | running out of new comedy devices spigot: I LEAVE FOR TWO HOURS AND THERE'S NO NEW COMEDY
spigot: FINE: BLUPPITY BLUP COCKS UP THE NUTS AND FAT QUEERS
spigot: RUNNING OUT OF NEW COMEDY DEVICES TO KEEP JERKCITY ALIVE |
spigot |
#cocks #comedy #fat #nuts #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #urinal-background |
|
6,200 | 1/30/2016 | should we run tests deuce: NOT GAY
pants: ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE (SHOULD WE RUN TESTS)
deuce: NOPE
deuce: NO WAY
pants: THANK GOD (PUTS BATHROBE BACK ON) |
deuce pants |
#bathrobe-of-pants #cunt #deuce-pants #not-gay #urinal-background |
|
6,201 | 1/31/2016 | proverb spigot: FOLKS A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO DICKS |
spigot |
#advice #call-the-enclave #folks #ignore-this-advice-at-your-own-peril #loose-lips-sink-ships #loose-lips-suck-dicks #proverb #serious-advice #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,202 | 2/1/2016 | shit: cops spigot: DID I ALREADY DO THE SOB/SNIFF "I NEED A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR GAS FROM EACH OF YOU" BIT
spigot: RE: MONEY FOR THE
spigot: SHIT: COPS |
spigot |
#dongs #gas-money #gasoline #money #police #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,203 | 2/2/2016 | awards season pants: I'M HOPING FOR A GRAMMY, A DARWIN
deuce: I DON'T SPEAK FAGGOT
pants: I CAN TRANSLATE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #awards #cavemen #darwin-award #deuce-pants #grammy-award #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
|
6,204 | 2/3/2016 | making me thirsty pants: WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR
deuce: ALL THIS TALK OF DICKS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY
deuce: WAIT
deuce: WHAT
deuce: I DIDN'T SAY THAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hospital-background #not-gay #typo |
|
6,205 | 2/4/2016 | two-part question spigot: TWO-PART QUESTION FOR THE LADY
spigot: IT'S NOT REALLY AN 'ORAL OVERDOSE' IF THERE'S ONLY ONE DONG, IS IT.
spigot: AND IF YOU TRULY OVERDOSED ON THE ONE DONG, DO YOU REALLY BELONG HERE |
spigot |
#dong #oral-overdose #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,206 | 2/5/2016 | write what you know spigot: CRAZY CHOMPY QUEER MOUTH
pants: STUFFING DICKS IN MY FACE IS WHAT I DO BEST
pants: BEIN' MYSELF
spigot: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW
deuce: BUH
spigot: STOP FOLLOWING ME |
deuce pants spigot |
#buh #chompy #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouth-of-pants #piss-trough-background #stray-dot |
|
6,207 | 2/6/2016 | quiet down pants: THERE IS AS MUCH AMUSEMENT INSIDE FOR SPECTATORS AS PERFORMERS
pants: CAN DO
net: LET'S GET FAGGY
deuce: CAN WE PLEASE QUIET DOWN AND RESPECT THE BONERS
net: THE BONERS ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY AND I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH IT |
deuce net pants |
#boners #cricket #deuce-net-pants #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
|
6,208 | 2/7/2016 | i hope you don't mind spigot: I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I CLEANED YOUR KITCHEN AND FOLDED ALL YOUR CLOTHES
spigot: OW A BLACK EYE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,209 | 2/8/2016 | do it now pants: DROWN YOURSELVES
pants: THEN FUCK ME IN THE FACE
pants: DO IT NOW
pants: MOUTH CLOSING SALE
pants: EVERYTHING MUST GO |
pants |
#mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sale #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,210 | 2/9/2016 | 900 dicks pants: REM COPYRIGHT (C) 2016 JERKCITY
pants: 900 DICKS
pants: 1000 GOTO 900 |
pants |
#basic #bonequest-hi-fi #meta #pants-solo #programming #woodring-field-background |
|
6,211 | 2/10/2016 | when it comes spigot: HOW COME THE AMAZING RANDI ISN'T SKEPTICAL WHEN IT COMES TO LICKING DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #james-randi #magic #neon-grid-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
6,212 | 2/11/2016 | words can hurt others deuce: SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MY WORDS CAN HURT OTHERS
deuce: WHAT POWER I WIELD
deuce: HURP THERE GO THE DICKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mountain-background |
|
6,213 | 2/12/2016 | untitled 3 atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #deja-vu #hot-dog #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
6,214 | 2/13/2016 | and rest deuce: COCKS?
pants: OKAY
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRR
pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
pants: AND REST |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
6,215 | 2/17/2016 | two things deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS BALLS COCKS
deuce: ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
deuce: WELL, TWO THINGS I GUESS |
deuce |
#balls #cocks #deuce-solo #deucegrin #poo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,216 | 2/18/2016 | a delicate operation pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA |
pants |
#deja-vu #drugs #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pills #roomba #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,217 | 2/19/2016 | voight-kampff part 1 pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE
deuce: NOPE, THE VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST WORKS FINE, WANNA TRY IT
pants: NAH
deuce: "IF HE TAKES THE TEST HE'S A REPLICANT, SHOOT HIM"
pants: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #communism #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #leisuretown #series #urinal-background |
|
6,218 | 2/20/2016 | voight-kampff part 2 spigot: ANY OBJECTION IF I ADMINISTER THE VOIGHT-HOMPH TEST (ON MYSELF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW)
pants: WON'T YOU BREAK YOUR NECK
pants: YOUR STUPID NECK
spigot: NOT IF I STAND ON A CHAIR |
pants spigot |
#autofellatio #blade-runner #coy-pants #pants-spigot #series #stupid-neck #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
6,219 | 2/21/2016 | life hacks spigot: HOW-TOS!!!!!!
spigot: LIFE HACKS!!!!
spigot: INSTRUCTABLES!!!!!!!
spigot: THE MAKER FAIRE!!!!
spigot: DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AHEM
spigot: BUT I'M PAYING YOU TO SUCK ***MY*** DICK
deuce: MY LIFE HACK IS CUTTING PEOPLE WHO SAY "LIFE HACK" INTO SMALL BITS AND THEN SHITTING ON THEM |
spigot |
#barf #deuce-spigot #diy #instructables #lifehacks #maker #somber-deuce #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
6,220 | 2/22/2016 | daddy issues pants: CHOP MY HEAD OFF
pants: WHY YES I WILL GO TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH YOU
pants: SWOON |
pants |
#doggie-daddy #olive-garden #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
|
6,221 | 2/23/2016 | coughing, choking deuce: NTMU BB
pants: SHOW FEET |
deuce pants |
#camwhores #foot-fetish #pants-solo #spanking #stray-dot #urinal-background |
|
6,222 | 2/25/2016 | *)y&8888888888 pants: MINK IS EDDIE DANE'S BOY |
pants |
#millers-crossing #nuggh #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,223 | 2/26/2016 | vanilla bean ice cream pants: WARM LOUISIANA BUTTER CAKE WITH APPLES, HUCKLEBERRY COMPOTE AND VANILLA ICE CREAM
spigot: LET'S LOSE THE APPLES AND COMPOTE AND I
spigot: (COUNTING)
spigot: WILL TAKE TEN |
pants spigot |
#butter #cake #compote #counting #eating #fat #ice-cream #louisiana #pants-spigot #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #vanilla #vanilla-bean |
|
6,224 | 2/27/2016 | shitty little grey worldlet deuce: THAT'S SOME SEXY ASS SHIT THERE SON
pants: TAKE IT ALL
deuce: I GIVE I DON'T TAKE
pants: DANCE
deuce: FOLKS PLUTO IS A SHITTY LITTLE GREY WORLDLET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hitler #pluto #science #urinal-background |
|
6,225 | 2/28/2016 | i'm a winner spigot: I FIGURE AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING NOTHING I'M A WINNER |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,226 | 2/29/2016 | the choices i made that day spigot: DROWN PANTS, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, EVERYONE IS RETARDED
spigot: DROWN PANTS AND DEUCE, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, JERKCITY NEVER INVENTED
spigot: I PRAY YOU NEVER HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICES I DID THAT DAY |
spigot |
#drowning #grandfather-paradox #murder #sfw #spigot-solo #time-travel #urinal-background |
|
6,227 | 3/1/2016 | the correction is noted atandt: THE CORRECTION IS NOTED BUT YOUR ATTITUDE IS A TAD HARSH |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
6,228 | 3/2/2016 | over/under spigot: OVERPROMISING FROM THE GET-GO
spigot: SETTING HIMSELF UP TO FAIL
spigot: AS PREDICTED, A BAIT-AND-SWITCH
spigot: AMBIEN
spigot: NO LONGER REALLY INVESTED
spigot: TRYING TO HIDE FROM US
spigot: LEAVING CRYPTIC VOICEMAILS
spigot: A BRIEF DISPLAY OF ENTHUSIASM TYPICAL OF THOSE RESIGNED TO SUICIDE
spigot: CONFIRMATION OF SUICIDE
spigot: INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ANY REASONABLE PLAN
spigot: AND FINALLY PRETENDING SOMEONE ELSE WAS TYPING ALL THAT |
spigot |
#ambien #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #suicide #voicemail #woodring-room-background |
|
6,229 | 3/3/2016 | under/over pants: CAN I MAKE BEEF STEW
pants: STEW
pants: LET'S WATCH HOME ALONE TOGETHER
pants: FING FANG FOOM
pants: BE BROWN WITH ME
pants: I'M A WET BALL
pants: BAHHHH I'M A SHEEP
pants: DIE-CUT DEUCE STICKERS
pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA
: PANTS LEFT THE ROOM
pants: HACKED |
pants |
#caption #funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
6,230 | 3/4/2016 | file formats |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #filename #mountain-background #smooth-fonts |
|
6,231 | 3/5/2016 | a big can-do pants: SLAM THE TOILET SEAT SHUT ON MY WANG
deuce: THAT'S A BIG CAN-DO |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deuce-pants #dong-slamming #empty-auditorium-background #genital-mutilation #miscredited-character #uncredited-character #wang |
|
6,232 | 3/6/2016 | then i go online spigot: LORD GOD IT'S HAMBURGERS
spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROLL UP MY WRIST PAD SO IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND BALLS
spigot: THEN I GO ONLINE AND PRETEND TO HAVE A BONER |
spigot |
#boner-fraud #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,233 | 3/7/2016 | hot in here spigot: IS IT HOT IN HERE
spigot: BLGHLBHGLBHGLBHGLBH YOU ARE SHAKING ME LIKE AN INFANT |
spigot |
#infocom #neon-grid-background #sfw #shaken-baby-syndrome #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #zork |
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6,234 | 3/8/2016 | words hurt spigot: RUN JERKCITY
spigot: EXEC JERKCITY
spigot: TELNET JERKCITY
spigot: PING JERKCITY
spigot: LIST JERKCITY
deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WORDS HURT ME |
deuce spigot |
#bash #deuce-spigot #down-a-crater #drunk-deuce #filename #ping #sfw #uncredited-character #unix #woodring-room-background |
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6,235 | 3/9/2016 | it's not every day pants: AH... THE BUM BOAT! THAT'S OUR PLACE! HALUGAHGLAHLGHAG |
pants |
#mary-worth #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,236 | 3/10/2016 | jumpy and pokey |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ldap #miscredited-character #orange-background #pills #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face |
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6,237 | 3/11/2016 | a direct order spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT
: SPIGOT LEAVES
pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY
deuce: MUST
pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER
deuce: JERK |
deuce pants spigot |
#caption #deuce-pants-spigot #failed-comedy #fatness #honk #huffy-pants #sfw #spigot-leaves #spigot-points #teal-background #uncredited-character |
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6,238 | 3/12/2016 | that's why we put up the signs spigot: EXCUSE ME MA'AM
spigot: YOU BETTER NOT BE DODGING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DODGING
spigot: (SIGH) THAT'S WHY WE PUT UP ALL THE SIGNS
spigot: WELL YOU'D BETTER START PAYING ATTENTION IF YOU WANT TO BE 19 AND ABUSED |
spigot |
#cum-dodging #piss-trough-background #porn #spigot-solo |
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6,239 | 3/13/2016 | click more to learn about me spigot: CLICK MORE TO LEARN ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!IMG SRC="GAY.JPG><BODY BGCOLOR = GAYGAY> |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #filename #gay #high-res #html #html-errors #mountain-background #repetition #spigot-solo |
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6,240 | 3/14/2016 | the same amount of beautiful |
deuce pants |
#consent-form #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #sex-change #stray-dot #transgender #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,241 | 3/15/2016 | now that's an oscillator spigot: -. .-. .-. .-. .--.
spigot: NOW THAT'S AN OSCILLATOR |
spigot |
#ham-radio #morse-code #nrrrp #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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6,242 | 3/16/2016 | immediate nonsarcastic nope spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE MOVIE 300 WHERE THE GUY SAID SPARTA
deuce: T SPIGOT (IMMEDIATE, NONSARCASTIC) NOPE
spigot: K
deuce: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT
spigot: CHRIST JESUS SHUT UP |
deuce spigot |
#christ-jesus #deuce-spigot #movies #shut-up #stray-dot #urinal-background |
|
6,243 | 3/17/2016 | thirsty work pants: WATCHING YOU PEOPLE EAT DICK IS THIRSTY WORK |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gark #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,244 | 3/18/2016 | three cheers spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DAD'S BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,245 | 3/19/2016 | all on top of me spigot: ALL ON TOP OF ME LIKE THAT
pants: JUST COVERING ME |
pants spigot |
#bukkake #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
6,246 | 3/20/2016 | holy god pants: I'M BLIND IS THIS THE PHONE???? HOLY GOD IT'S A POKING PRICK [CURTAIN]
spigot: T PANTS WORD WRAP MAKES THE COMEDY HARDER
deuce: T SPIGOT NOT IF YOU HAVE IT OFF |
deuce pants spigot |
#curtain-drop #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #holy-god #huffy-pants #mountain-background #prick #spigot #stray-dot #t-spigot #telephone #telephony #weird-pants-face #word-wrap |
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6,247 | 3/21/2016 | a sideboob to cry on pants: DO YOU NEED A SIDEBOOB TO CRY ON
pants: ALSO AND LET ME KNOW IF I'M BEING TOO PERSONAL HERE DO YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE
pants: JUST MAKE THAT FACE THAT I YES YES GOOD
deuce: UNF |
deuce pants |
#beat-off #deuce-pants #face #grey-background #masturbation #sideboob #somber-deuce #stray-dot #weird-pants-face |
|
6,248 | 3/22/2016 | the bank dick pants: THE BANK DICK
spigot: DID THAT WORD MEAN SOMETHING ELSE BACK TH
spigot: IT DIDN'T
pants: OUR GAY STONED FOREFATHERS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #dick #film #movies #pants-spigot #wc-fields #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,249 | 3/23/2016 | back in time pants: T DEUCE SHOULD I GO BACK IN TIME THEN
deuce: YES
pants: URK MORLOCKS |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #morlocks #mountain-background #time-travel #weird-pants-face |
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6,250 | 3/24/2016 | a traffic cone pants: A TRAFFIC CONE WHERE MY WIENER SHOULD BE
deuce: COVERING OR REPLACING
pants: FORGOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #red-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,251 | 3/25/2016 | pass it on pants: AVOIDING FERTILITY TESTS IS A CRIME |
pants |
#children-of-men #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,252 | 3/26/2016 | picture of a pair of urinals |
ozone |
#picture #urinal |
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6,253 | 3/27/2016 | they are naturally like that pants: T DEUCE THE ORANGE ONES BITE (THE GOLD ONES DO NOT (GENERALLY))
deuce: T PANTS BUT IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED OR BECAUSE THEY ARE NATURALLY LIKE THAT BEFORE THEY ARE SPRAYPAINTED
pants: T DEUCE CHECK WITH THE BELLHOP OR SOMETHING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,254 | 3/28/2016 | wacky doo-high |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #hospital-background |
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6,255 | 3/29/2016 | cutout pants: 1. [] A HOLE CUT IN SOMETHING FOR DECORATION OR TO ALLOW THE INSERTION OF SOMETHING ELSE. |
pants |
#definition #glory-hole #pants-solo #piss-trough-background #spit-on-stomach #stray-dot |
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6,256 | 3/30/2016 | just a crazy dream pants: IT WAS ALL A DREAM |
pants |
#all-a-dream #dream #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,257 | 3/31/2016 | 21918.1457401762.f0b44dd0310152b1d85188330803b17f |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #macintosh #osx #python #title-mismatch |
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6,258 | 4/1/2016 | hence the semicolons net: ALHAGHJLGFAJ;DAFGJL;DFAGKHJL;DFGALHJKASDFHJKLADFKHJLASDF
net: HEAR MY WORDS
deuce: I HEARD NOISE AND PERHAPS SOME SUCKERY
deuce: HENCE THE J'S ?!?!?!?!?!
net: AND THE SEMICOLONS
deuce: HLAHGLAG |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #dicksucking #semicolon #uncredited-character #woodring-den-background |
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6,259 | 4/2/2016 | picture of a glorious spam can |
ozone |
#can #picture #product-placement #sfw #spam #tocino |
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6,260 | 4/3/2016 | get the broom |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,261 | 4/4/2016 | out on the sidewalk spigot: JUST CHUCK HER OUT ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
deuce: I SUGGEST ADDING A FLUORESCENT "TRASH/BASURA" STICKER |
deuce spigot |
#basura #deuce-spigot #space-nuts-background #trash |
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6,262 | 4/5/2016 | barf on my cock |
deuce pants |
#barf #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #roman-shower #vomit #weird-pants-face |
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6,263 | 4/6/2016 | a splork of spurt spigot: {{{{{{{ SPIGOT APPEARS IN A SPLORK OF SPURT }}}}}}}
spigot: 9/11 - WE REMEMBER |
spigot |
#9-11 #never-forget #poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness #spigot-solo #splork #spurt #yellow-background |
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6,264 | 4/7/2016 | gummi bears deuce: UNGH
spigot: PLEASE BE QUIET
deuce: FINE THEN NO MORE GUMMI BEARS FOR YOU |
deuce spigot |
#click-to-start #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #food #grunting #sfw #shut-up #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,265 | 4/8/2016 | no more talk spigot: NO MORE TALK ABOUT HOW MY DOWNLOADS ARE GAY |
spigot |
#downloads #gay #gay-talk #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,266 | 4/9/2016 | the game of cock |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #farts #real-estate #woodring-room-background |
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6,267 | 4/10/2016 | from farm to table |
spigot |
#coding #farm-to-table #food #spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,268 | 4/13/2016 | cha cha cha |
deuce pants |
#dance #deuce-pants #high-res #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,269 | 4/14/2016 | love me for who i am pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM
deuce: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HERMAPHRODITE
pants: FAIR ENOUGH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #hermaphrodite #intersex #punctuation #stray-dot #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,270 | 4/15/2016 | generic blocks of data |
spigot |
#curly-fries #food #fries #json #programming #sfw #spigot-points #spigot-solo |
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6,271 | 4/16/2016 | please do the needful pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL (WHICH AS IT TURNS OUT IS TO WATCH MY DICK/BALLS COMBO DO WHEELIES IN THE PARKING LOT FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON) |
pants |
#dick-balls-combo #gaydads #needful #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,272 | 4/17/2016 | dance hall days deuce: EVERYONE'S CLOTHES BACK ON
pants: DANCE HALL DAYS
deuce: CLOTHES ON FIRST
pants: WE WERE
pants: COOL
pants: WITH
pants: CHRIST
deuce: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR THAT YOU WOULD ONLY WANG CHUNG WHILE CLOTHED
pants: C'MON BABY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background #wang-chung #weird-pants-face |
|
6,273 | 4/18/2016 | lieutenant commander data spigot: DO YOU THINK IF DATA WAS GAY HE WOULD BE CALLED GAYTA
spigot: AND IF HE POSSESSED INFORMATION ABOUT FRIES IT WOULD BE IN THE POPULAR GAYSON FORMAT
spigot: WHAT I'M ASKING IS
spigot: IF LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA WAS UPGRADED WITH A CHIP CAPABLE OF...
spigot: ...SIMULATING EMOTIONS COMPARABLE WITH THOSE OF A HUMAN
spigot: WOULD HE AGREE THAT SEASON 10 OF X-FILES IS 'DOGSHIT' OR 'COMPLETE DOGSHIT'
spigot: I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER IN THE HOLODECK |
deuce |
#data #dogshit #fries #holodeck #json #miscredited-character #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #star-trek #title-mismatch #x-files |
|
6,274 | 4/19/2016 | really making a lot of sense deuce: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING LATELY AND HE'S
deuce: REALLY MAKING A LOT OF SENSSSSSSSS
deuce: YEAH CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THAT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #donald-trump #grey-background #laughing-deuce #politics #sfw |
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6,275 | 4/20/2016 | view source pants: <DIV ID="CROAK">
pants: <!-- DUHHHH -->
pants: <!-- LET US BE RENAISSANCE FROGS --> |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #frog #frog-tips #grey-background #html #pants-solo #sfw |
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6,276 | 4/21/2016 | can't do it spigot: CAN'T DO IT
pants: C'MON
pants: OUR FOREFATHERS
pants: ETC |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #huffy-pants #infocom #pants-spigot #sfw #you-have-died |
|
6,277 | 4/22/2016 | the tub guy spigot: ARE WE STILL DOING THE TWIST
spigot: COME ON / BABY
spigot: LET'S SUCK / THESE / DICKS
spigot: ROUND AND ROUND AND OKAY SHE'S NOT BREATHING
spigot: PUT HER IN THE TUB, CALL THE GUY |
spigot |
#la-femme-nikita #singing #spigot-solo #the-cleaner #urinal-background |
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6,278 | 4/22/2016 | any final thoughts tweet-wise spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!
spigot: PRINCE???????
spigot: IT'S ME BUDDY
spigot: HOW YA DOIN'
spigot: LAYIN' DOWN ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
spigot: I HEAR THAT!!!!!
spigot: READY TO "MOVE ON" AS THEY SAY
spigot: BEEN THERE!!!!!
spigot: QUICK QUESTION
spigot: RE: TWITTER
spigot: ANY FINAL THOUGHTS TWEET-WISE
spigot: ANY TWEET IDEAS, FINAL TWEETS
spigot: GONNA HOLD THIS TABLET NEAR YOUR HANDS
spigot: YOU TYPE WHAT MAKES SENSE
spigot: WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT
spigot: MAYBE A SHOUT OUT TO A LONG-SUFFERING ASSISTANT???
spigot: JOKING!!!!
spigot: UNLESS YOU WANT TO
spigot: PRINCE
spigot: PRINCE, BUDDY
spigot: PRINCE
spigot: WHEW!!! THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD |
spigot |
#current-events #death #overlong #prince #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,279 | 4/23/2016 | that side of the mall spigot: GOTTA SAY I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THOSE GAY THEMES
pants: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CLICK THROUGH
spigot: MAYBE "THAT SIDE OF THE MALL" SHOULD STAY CLOSED |
pants spigot |
#grey-background #pants-spigot #weird-pants-face |
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6,280 | 4/24/2016 | first and last pants: THE FIRST TIME ANAL
deuce: AND THE LAST TIME |ANAL
pants: ARE THEY THE SAME ANAL???????????? ONLY TIME WILL TELL / ONLY GOD KNOWS / WE'LL NEVER KNOW / WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING
deuce: GOD ONLY KNOWS
pants: DICK WITH ME |
spigot |
#anal #deuce-pants #first-time-anal #font-rendering-bug #grey-background #miscredited-character |
|
6,281 | 4/25/2016 | already dead spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE WORDS MEAN AND I DON'T KNOW ANY OF MY LINES
spigot: FOLKS IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M ALREADY DEAD |
spigot |
#dead #folks #grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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6,282 | 4/26/2016 | rolls up sleeves pants: PASS THE CUP TO THE RIGHT AND TAKE A GULP
pants: NOT A SIP
deuce: THIS HERE CATBOX AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF
pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES |
deuce pants |
#catbox #deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #rolls-up-sleeves #weird-pants-face |
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6,283 | 4/27/2016 | the bus one spigot: IS A TRANS LIKE A TRAIN OR A TRAM OR COUNTRY TRANSIT
pants: THE BUS ONE |
pants spigot |
#bus #grey-background #pants-spigot #train #tram #trannies #trans #transexuals #transgender #transit #ts |
|
6,284 | 4/28/2016 | my new hoodie pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE A TEXT WITH A SELFIE OF ME IN MY NEW HOODIE
deuce: I WOULD
deuce: NOT!!!!!
deuce: ACTUALLY I WOULD
pants: WAITING FOR THE OTHER NOT TO DROP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #hoodie #huffy-pants #not #selfie #sfw #texting |
|
6,285 | 4/29/2016 | password strength spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: LIMP
pants: WFH ROD |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #password #penguin #urinal-background |
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6,286 | 4/30/2016 | a little house in the woods pants: DOWNLOAD ME
pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER
pants: A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE WOODS
pants: PASSERS BY CAN SEE LAMPLIGHT THROUGH THE LONE WINDOW: "HE MUST BE SO LONELY"
pants: BEATING OFF IN A FRENZY |
pants |
#beating-off #coy-pants #farts #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,287 | 5/1/2016 | good morning to all the dicks pants: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS GOOD MORNING DICKS DICKS DICKS |
pants |
#high-res #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,288 | 5/2/2016 | i don't know who any of those people are pants: WHO DO YOU THINK HAD THE BIGGER COCK, MILTON BERLE OR SID CAESAR
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE
pants: PLEASE PASS THE SALT |
pants |
#pants-solo #salt #white-background |
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6,289 | 5/3/2016 | the whole nickel deuce: MILKING IT
pants: CRAMMING, JAMMING
pants: WORKING FOR THE WHOLE NICKEL |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #comic-chat #cramming #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #irc #jamming #nickel #woodring-room-background |
|
6,290 | 5/4/2016 | let's talk about balls deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS
bung: MOM!
deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER |
bung deuce |
#balls #bung-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,291 | 5/5/2016 | you in the corner spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#can-do #deja-vu #hurt #punctuation #sfw #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,292 | 5/6/2016 | this one seems sad pants: THINK OF ME AS A MOOD RING FOR DICKS
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMM THIS ONE SEEMS HAPPY
pants: HMMMM MMMMMMHMH MHMMMMM MMMMMM THIS ONE IS A LITTLE BLUE |
pants |
#coy-pants #dicks #empty-auditorium-background #pants-solo |
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6,293 | 5/7/2016 | stairs spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING
spigot: BONK
spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT
spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS
spigot: BONK BONK BONK |
spigot |
#bonk #mountain-background #physical-comedy #spigot-solo |
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6,294 | 5/8/2016 | warning pull up pants: T DEUCE MY BONER CRASHED INTO THE SEA
pants: T DEUCE IT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #miscredited-character #ntsb #uncredited-chatacter #urinal-background |
|
6,295 | 5/9/2016 | plugbusters spigot: CLOUD COMPUTING IN THE CLOUD
spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY TOILET UNTIL PLUGBUSTERS GETS HERE
pants: T SPIGOT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLUGBUSTERS IS THERE |
pants spigot |
#cloud #pants-spigot #plugbusters #toilet #urinal-background #who-ya-gonna-call |
|
6,296 | 5/10/2016 | each day with a song spigot: THIS IS WHERE JIMMY DURANTE POKES HIS NOSE IN AND SAYS YA GOTTA START OFF EACH DAY WITH A SONG |
spigot |
#high-res #jimmy-durante #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,297 | 5/11/2016 | yup, broken spigot: AHLGHAULGHALG
deuce: GHALGHULAHLAHGLAG
spigot: /QUIT
spigot: /EXIT
spigot: /LEAVE
spigot: /DONE
spigot: /END
spigot: /BYE
deuce: /SEXUAL
spigot: /NO
spigot: /STOP
spigot: /RETURN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #irc #urinal-background |
|
6,298 | 5/12/2016 | sexual harassment pants: WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT JIGGLES
deuce: I LEARNED THAT CALLING ME "JIGGLES" IS NOT DISCRIMINATORY IF DONE IN GOOD FAITH (MY T-SHIRT READS "CALL ME JIGGLES") |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,299 | 5/13/2016 | homecoming spigot: "SOAKED" "DRENCHED" "SHOWERED"
spigot: FOLKS IF IT DRIBBLES IT LEADS
spigot: PARKER
spigot: GET ME PICS OF SPIDERMAN PISSING ON PEOPLE |
spigot |
#daily-bugle #deja-vu #folks #piss #spider-man #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,300 | 5/14/2016 | basil fed pants: BASIL FED SNAILS ROASTED IN THE HEARTH OVEN, PERNOD BUTTER 13
deuce: BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED |
deuce pants |
#black-sheep-brasserie #deuce-pants #high-res #repetition #urinal-background |
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6,301 | 5/15/2016 | it's settled then spigot: AND DAT'S DAT
pants: DUSTS OFF HANDS
pants: HANDS IN POCKET
pants: WALKS AWAY WHISTLING |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #goodfellas #mafia #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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6,302 | 5/16/2016 | anal acrobats spigot: THERE'S A WHITE MOMMAS ***6*** ???????
deuce: ALSO AN ANAL ACROBATS 9
spigot: HAVE THEY CLEANED UP THEIR ACT AT ALL
spigot: FOLKS THERE'S MORE TO ANAL ACROBATS THAN JUST THE READER |
deuce spigot |
#acrobat #adobe #anal #deuce-spigot #folks #porn #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
6,303 | 5/17/2016 | soda jerk deuce: ARE YOU A SODA JERK
pants: OK
deuce: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER
pants: WELL, YOU KNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #urinal-background |
|
6,304 | 5/18/2016 | forget about it spigot: ARE WE NOT ROLLING
spigot: OKAY NEVERMIND
spigot: FORGET ABOUT IT |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,305 | 5/19/2016 | happy thursday deuce: [DIARRHEA SOUNDS] |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deuces-shits #diarrhea #null #urinal-background |
|
6,306 | 5/20/2016 | medical, dental pants: WON'T YOU JACK ME OFF
deuce: NO BUT I *WILL* BE YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU ASK RIGHT
pants: MY NEIGHBOR WITH ***BENEFITS***???????? BY WHICH I MEAN MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K
deuce: I DON'T OFFER 401K |
deuce pants |
#benefits #boy-scouts #deuce-pants #mr-rogers #urinal-background #weinerdogs |
|
6,307 | 5/21/2016 | done and i mean done pants: PUNCH MY JUNK
deuce: DONE (AND I MEAN DONE)
pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT (FORK, KNIFE, PLATE WITH URINAL CAKE OVER PASTA, TYING ON BIB)
deuce: IF YOU ARE CALLING WITH A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, PLEASE HANG UP AND DIAL 911. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emergency #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,308 | 5/22/2016 | dicks^3 pants: DICKS^3
pants: THEY ARE PROBLEMATIC
pants: GHLUAGHLAHGAG A FOUL-TASTING MEDICINE INDEED HALUGHLAUGHLUAG |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,309 | 5/23/2016 | we heard you atandt: mmmmmm cocks
atandt: i said cocks
spigot we heard you |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #cocks #fighting-irish-pose #woodring-field-background |
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6,310 | 5/24/2016 | another cookie pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLUAG
pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! |
pants |
#cookies #eyebrows-of-pants #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,311 | 5/25/2016 | jerkcity annual report spigot: OKAY PEOPLE HERE'S A LIST OF EVERYTHING I'VE ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK: |
spigot |
#annual-report #cement #list #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,312 | 5/26/2016 | this is taking forever pants: THIS IS TAKING FOREVER HUFF PUFF BUHH WISH HE'D JIZZ SOON MUP MUP
deuce: T PANTS I'M NEXT
pants: T DEUCE BUT IF THIS ISN'T YOUR DICK THEN
pants: T DEUCE UH OH
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE STILL GOING TO PAY FOR THIS RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,313 | 5/27/2016 | hold still pants: HELP ME
deuce: HOLD STILL YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #high-res #hold-still #mountain-background |
|
6,314 | 5/28/2016 | every day we move further away from god's light pants: GOD HAS GROWN TIRED OF US AND I PROBABLY HAVE TO POOP AGAIN |
pants |
#god #gods-light #pants-solo #poop #woodring-room-background |
|
6,315 | 5/29/2016 | director's cut pants: BUHHHHH GAY DUH
deuce: HURRRRR BOP BING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #white-background |
|
6,316 | 5/30/2016 | we ask that you please leave pants: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY
pants: AHHHH ANOTHER WONDERFUL MONDAY IN JERKCITY
spigot: WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE LEAVE
pants: I AM SO SORRY |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
|
6,317 | 5/31/2016 | freshly baked dongs deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WE SEEM TO BE HAVE DISCONNECTED
spigot: DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT IF YOU'D LIKE TO LICK A DICK PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN DGONDGONDGOND GONDGONDGON DGONDGONDG *BEEP!* |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #deucegrin #dial-tone #freshly-baked #if-youd-like-to-make-a-call #punctuation #telephone #telephony #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,318 | 6/1/2016 | this is radio free jerkcity spigot: SO UTTERLY JIBBER-JABBERY WITH POINTLESS TALK I CAN BARELY ENJOY MY ICE CREAM |
spigot |
#ice-cream #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,319 | 6/2/2016 | latino art only pants: I MANHANDLE BANANAS
pants: LATINO ART ONLY
pants: AIN'T YOU HERE TO PROSPECT GOLD
deuce: I RECKON |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #deuce-pants #latino #san-francisco #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,320 | 6/3/2016 | a nest of eggs deuce: I LIKE THIS WORD: EGGERY
deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN COMIC SANS BUT EVEN WITHOUT THAT
deuce: SAY IT WITH ME: EGGERY |
deuce |
#comic-sans #deuce-solo #eggery #urinal-background |
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6,321 | 6/4/2016 | homeless people, day workers pants: I LIKE THE CAREFUL CRAFTING OF EVERY JERKCITY EPISODE
pants: 9 HOLLYWOOD WRITERS
pants: A STAFF OF HUNDREDS SUPPORTING
deuce: MOSTLY COMPOSED OF HOMELESS PEOPLE, DAY WORKERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #meta #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,322 | 6/5/2016 | clapping and clapping spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS CLAPPING AND CLAPPING AND WAITING FOR YOU TO COME ONSTAGE BUT YOU NEVER DO AND EVERYONE'S HANDS ARE HURTING
spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS CAN STILL HEAR IT FROM AT&T PARK
pants: TURTLENECK SWEATER, JOHN LENNON GLASSES, TED TALK LIGHTING |
pants spigot |
#att-park #coy-pants #pants-spigot #steve-jobs #ted-talk #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,323 | 6/6/2016 | two bits |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #fighting-irish-pose #haircut #null #sfw #shave-and-a-haircut #stray-dot #woodring-field-background |
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6,324 | 6/7/2016 | sing with me pants: GAY WIENERS / GAY WIENERS
pants: SING WITH ME
pants: BELCH
deuce: NOT REALLY SINGING, MUTTERING WITH BOREDOM |
deuce pants |
#burp #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #singalong #singing #woodring-room-background |
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6,325 | 6/8/2016 | unconscious dumpster date rape spigot: FOLKS I SAW NOTHING IN THE STUDENT HANDBOOK ABOUT UNCONSCIOUS DUMPSTER DATE RAPE
deuce: SHOW YOU RIGHT |
deuce spigot |
#college #current-events #date-rape #deuce-spigot #education #folks #handbook #mousehole #rape #stanford #university #woodring-room-background |
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6,326 | 6/9/2016 | in and of itself pants: I MUST PROTEST: A FLAPJACK IN AND OF ITSELF CANNOT BE GAY
pants: OR.......
pants: (TUNE IN TOMORROW) |
pants |
#flapjacks #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,327 | 6/10/2016 | the moon, mars, past the asteroid belt pants: BLAST ME OFF
deuce: SENDING YOU TO THE MOON, MARS, PAST THE ASTEROID BELT
pants: COLD OUT HERE
deuce: SHOULDA BROUGHT A JACKET |
deuce pants |
#asteroid #coy-pants #deuce-pants #mars #moon #sfw #space-nuts-background |
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6,328 | 6/11/2016 | i know a guy who knows a guy dick: ALLAHU AKBAR
dick: LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR CREW NEXT YEAR
dick: I'M MURDER POLICE
deuce: HOW MANY I DIRECT YOUR CALL |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #mountain-background #sfw #typo |
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6,329 | 6/12/2016 | a real push-and- smoosh spigot: HE RHYMED DONGS WITH TONGS? BONGS IS MORE ON BRAND, I BLEW IT
pants: THE IRONY IS WE WILL USE TONGS TO REPLACE THE T WITH A B
spigot: NOT IF JEAN-CHARLES USES TONGS TO DIP THE T INTO LIQUID HYDROGEN BUT HE FUMBLES HIS GRIP AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR
spigot: CAMERA PUSHES INTO HIS STUPID FAT FACE: DOZENS OF PASSENGERS SUFFOCATING AND DYING (A REAL PUSH-AND-SMOOSH) |
pants spigot |
#jean-charles #pants-spigot #smoosh #urinal-background |
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6,330 | 6/13/2016 | the peacock pants: WELL I BOUGHT A PEACOCK ONLINE
pants: TURNS OUT THEY ARE A KIND OF BIRD
spigot: I TRIED TO TELL YOU
pants: CRAIGSLIST DOES NOT TAKE RETURNS |
pants spigot |
#bird #craigslist #huffy-pants #online-shopping #pants-spigot #peacock #sfw #stray-dot #urinal-background |
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6,331 | 6/14/2016 | egg nog : Left: "deuce" (do not feed); Right: "pants" (a cornfed American beauty indeed)
pants: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN BONER
deuce: YES
pants: IS EGG NOG A REAL THING
deuce: YES |
deuce pants |
#behind-the-scenes #boner #caption #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #yellow-background |
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6,332 | 6/15/2016 | kissing the ring pants: KISSING THE RING (EVEN THOUGH NOBODY INSTRUCTED ME TO DO SO) |
pants |
#coy-pants #high-res #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
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6,333 | 6/16/2016 | go back to russia deuce: GO BACK TO RUSSI
deuce: A
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: HELP ME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #russia #sad-deuce #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,334 | 6/17/2016 | drown pants in bucket pants: DROWN ME IN A BUCKET
deuce: > DROWN PANTS IN BUCKET
deuce: > RAPE PANTS WITH WITCH BROOM
pants: IS THAT A |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #null #rape #text-adventure #urinal-background |
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6,335 | 6/18/2016 | epa regulations pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO EPA REGULATIONS SAY ABOUT MY BONER, MY BALLS
deuce: T PANTS YOU WILL NEED LOTS OF PERMITS |
deuce pants |
#balls #boner #coy-pants #deja-vu #deuce-pants #electrolytes #epa #permits #regulations #white-background |
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6,336 | 6/19/2016 | piss and sadness deuce: I SMELL OF PISS AND SADNESS
deuce: GRIEF
deuce: DESPAIR
deuce: I SMELL OF A LOT OF THINGS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #despair-panel #deuce-solo #mountain-background #piss #sad-deuce #sadness #somber-deuce |
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6,337 | 6/20/2016 | off on a rant spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT
spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS
spigot: DID NOT GET OFF ON IT |
spigot |
#dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,338 | 6/21/2016 | friendship deuce: GET ME SOUP AND THEN GIVE ME A HANDJOB (THAT'S WHAT FRIENDSHIP MEANS) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #handjob #high-res #soup #urinal-background |
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6,339 | 6/22/2016 | the tension mounts pants: THE TENSION MOUNTS
pants: WHATEVER THAT MEANS
pants: NUTS TO THIS I WANT EGG ROLLS |
pants |
#chinese #coy-pants #egg-rolls #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,340 | 6/23/2016 | that you have diabetes deuce: THAT YOU HAVE DIABETES IS FUCKING FUNNY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diabetes #typo #woodring-field-background |
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6,341 | 6/24/2016 | no tickee no laundry pants: THE MIGHTY BUFFALO
pants: T DEUCE HEY YOU GOT ANY SHIRTS THAT NEED STARCH OR ANY RAILROADS YOU NEED BUILT
pants: MAYBE AN OPIUM DEN NEEDS MANAGEMENT TYPES
deuce: WHAT DID I MISS |
deuce pants |
#chinese #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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6,342 | 6/25/2016 | for science pants: DONATE MY SKULL TO SCIENCE
spigot: A WINTER WANK |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #science #urinal-background #wank #winter |
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6,343 | 6/26/2016 | droopy voice spigot: BALCOM IN THE BIDDLE (DROOPY VOICE)
pants: TRAVELZOO MY GROUPON
spigot: THE TARD IN TARDIS
pants: BURMA SHAVE
deuce: WELCOME TO MY STEAMPUNK WORLD OF NEO-VICTORIAN EROTICA |
deuce pants spigot |
#burma-shave #deuce-pants-spigot #dr-who #huffy-pants #malcolm-in-the-middle #pop-culture #steampunk #woodring-room-background |
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6,344 | 6/27/2016 | spit me back up pants: GULP ME DOWN
pants: THEN SPIT ME BACK UP
pants: GARGLE WITH ME IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: YOU ARE INDIGESTIBLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gargle #grey-background |
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6,345 | 6/28/2016 | google search deuce: GOOGLE SEARCH WILL BE DECOMMISSIONED AS OF AUGUST, 2016
pants: FINALLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,346 | 6/29/2016 | let's pray together pants: PUSH THE POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM
deuce: IT WON'T STAY
pants: CHRIST IS LORD (LET'S PRAY TOGETHER)
deuce: HGLWHGKAHGHSL |
deuce pants |
#christ #christ-is-lord #deuce-pants #piss-trough-background #poo #religion #weird-pants-face |
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6,347 | 6/30/2016 | just dumb as shit deuce: [PLACE AMAZON ORDER] [BE SURPRISED BY THE EMAIL SOUND]
pants: ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE TIME
deuce: BOTH JUST DUMB AS SHIT |
deuce pants |
#amazon #deuce-pants #meow #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,348 | 7/1/2016 | tight lid pants: HANDJOB
deuce: WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE WEBMASTERWEBMISTRESS
spigot: OKAY, JUST POURING A TALL FROSTY BEER INTO A FAKE STARBUCKS CUP WITH A TIGHT LID AND DRIVING OVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#beer #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #urinal-background #web #webmaster #weird-pants-face |
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6,349 | 7/2/2016 | i would be fine if spigot: I WOULD BE FINE IF MY TOMBSTONE JUST SAID FOLKS |
spigot |
#folks #sfw #spigot-solo #tombstone #woodring-field-background |
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6,350 | 7/3/2016 | the problem with ducks dick: I HEAR DUCKS
dick: "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK" QUACKED THE DUCKS
deuce: SO MANY QUACKS |
deuce dick |
#animal-noises #deuce-dick #ducks #quack #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,351 | 7/4/2016 | da da da dum deuce: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH DONG
pants: THAT'S 4 MORE DONGS THAN HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF |
deuce pants |
#beethoven #deuce-pants #dongs #mountain-background #music #time |
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6,352 | 7/5/2016 | chubby bunny pants: DOWN GO MY PANTS
deuce: UP GO THE COPS
pants: SAY CHUBBYBUNNY 3 TIMES WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
deuce: PASS |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #chubby-bunny #deuce-pants #pants-of-pants #police #urinal-background |
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6,353 | 7/6/2016 | i will make a note of it deuce: GO BACK TO COD FAGGOT
pants: IS QUICKSCOPING WHEN I GET CAUGHT PEEPING THROUGH A FIRST FLOOR WINDOW AND I TRIP OVER GARBAGE CANS TRYING TO RUN AWAY
deuce: NO THAT'S 360 SCOPING
pants: THIS TIME I WILL MAKE A NOTE OF IT SO I DON'T ASK AGAIN
deuce: QUICKSCOPING IS WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD EARLY BUT THE PROSTITUTE STILL CHARGES YOU FOR THE FULL HOUR |
deuce pants |
#call-of-duty #counterstrike #coy-pants #deuce-pants #prostitute #quickscoping #rip-grape-ape #urinal-background #voyeurism |
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6,354 | 7/7/2016 | a piggyback ride to chinatown deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM TIRED
pants: IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO ASK YOU FOR A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO CHINATOWN
pants: SO SERIOUSLY DO YOU MIND IF I STOP DROP AND JACK IT
deuce: STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION FOR THINGS YOU'RE GOING TO JUST DO ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #chinatown #deuce-pants #jackin-it #masturbation #piggyback #urinal-background |
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6,355 | 7/8/2016 | your perishables will temperature controlled pants: EARLIER TODAY I EXPERIENCED A TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST THAT BECAME A PAIN AND THEN I TOOK A HUGE DUMP AND FELT BETTER
pants: IS THIS FOR A CLASS OR JUST BEING GAY WITH PISS
pants: DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN |
pants |
#gay-with-piss #pants-solo #piss #woodring-field-background |
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6,356 | 7/9/2016 | you dumb broad spigot: SERIES OF WOMEN PHONING IN BLOWJOBS
deuce: LADY YOU'RE MAKING ME BORED DOING IT LIKE THAT
deuce: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL RIGHT YOU DUMB BROAD LET ME SHOW YOU OH GOD OH GOD HOMPH SPLORK SPLUT GLURF
spigot: MEH MUH MMPH |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #blowjobs #deuce-spigot #frog #piss-trough-background #spigot-points |
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6,357 | 7/10/2016 | twenty percent off spigot: TWENTY PERCENT OFF ALL FAT FARTS AT THE FAG STORE |
spigot |
#fag #farts #fat #hat-trick #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,358 | 7/11/2016 | there's a fork in there spigot: VVVVVVVVGRGRGRGRGRRGRGRG
spigot: SORRY WHAT
spigot: GCKG GCK GCK KGCKCGKC OH THERE'S A FORK IN THERE |
spigot |
#fork #garbage-disposal #loud-noises #mousehole #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,359 | 7/12/2016 | taking a dump on sagan's grave pants: LEARN ME
deuce: (PICTURES OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TAKING A DUMP ON SAGAN'S GRAVE)
pants: HUGE, COILY |
deuce pants |
#carl-sagan #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #neil-degrasse-tyson #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,360 | 7/13/2016 | it's a kind of hot and sour soup pants: I AM GOING TO CLICK THE CHINESE FOOD BUTTON |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chinese-food #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,361 | 7/14/2016 | a single baby carrot spigot: OPENING THE COOKIE DRAWER AND A SINGLE BABY CARROT ROLLS TO THE FRONT LIKE A PENCIL
spigot: FUCK THIS |
spigot |
#cookie-drawer #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,362 | 7/15/2016 | then there will be war pants: YES THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING: WHAT IF I CAN'T BE BEAT OFF
pants: WHAT IF IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE
pants: WAR MAKES MEN BEATOFFABLE
deuce: THEN THERE WILL BE WAR |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background #war |
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6,363 | 7/16/2016 | screamy shout revisited pants: ME SO SCREAMY SHOUT
deuce: PARSING ...
deuce: PARSING ...
deuce: PARSE ERROR
pants: HTTPS://GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q="ME+SO+SCREAMY+SHOUT" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #jesus #parser #screamy-shout #shout #url #woodring-field-background |
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6,364 | 7/17/2016 | nowhere near being all out of either one spigot: I CAME HERE TO LICK DICK AND SUCK PRICK AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR BEING ALL OUT OF EITHER ONE SO I'M ALL GOOD HERE
deuce: ROGER THAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #urinal-background |
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6,365 | 7/18/2016 | follow me everybody pants: THERE MIGHT BE A POKEMON IN THIS STALL!!!!! FOLLOW ME EVERYBODY AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE THEM
deuce: THEIR VISUAL ACUITY IS BASED ON NON-SHIRTLESSNESS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #double-negative #pokemon #pokemon-go #science #sfw #stall #urinal-background |
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6,366 | 7/19/2016 | my own eye pants: SHOULD I SPURT INTO MY OWN EYE AND COMPLAIN THAT "SOMEONE" SPURTED IN MY EYE
deuce: THAT'LL LEARN 'EM
pants: ALSO: DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY IF IT HAPPENS OR IF I THINK ABOUT IT
deuce: CLASSIFIED |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #gay-theory #huffy-pants #spurt #urinal-background |
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6,367 | 7/20/2016 | tell me something gay dick: SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING GAY, QUICK
deuce: I LOVE YOU DADDY
dick: GAYER, PLZ
deuce: DADDY LOVES ME
dick: THAT'S BETTER |
deuce dick |
#daddy #deuce-dick #gay #gay-contest #grey-background #plz |
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6,368 | 7/21/2016 | simon says deuce: SIMON DIDN'T SAY MASTURBATE TO PREGGERS BUT I'M DOING JUST THAT NEVERTHELESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grey-background #masturbation #preggers |
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6,369 | 7/23/2016 | wherever it is right now deuce: CAN I WORK FOR YOU AT JERKCITY OR THE BUS STATION OR WHEREVER IT IS RIGHT NOW
spigot: MEET MISTER BALLS |
deuce spigot |
#balls #bus #bus-station #deuce-spigot #employment #mister-balls #public-transportation #woodring-field-background |
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6,370 | 7/24/2016 | in the future |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #high-res |
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6,371 | 7/25/2016 | your screenplay and merchandising submission spigot: FROM: THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY
spigot: TO: JERKCITY
spigot: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SCREENPLAY AND MERCHANDISING SUBMISSION
spigot: AT THIS TIME WE ARE UNABLE TO MOVE FORWARD WITH "DONALD DEUCE" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #disney #donald-deuce #drunk-deuce #sfw #uncredited-character #white-background |
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6,372 | 7/26/2016 | sweet jesus pants: THINK IF ME AS YOUR SPIRITUAL HLAHGULAHUGLHALGHAGLAG GUIDE
deuce: SWEET JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS COCKMONSTER |
deuce pants |
#cockmonster #deuce-pants #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,373 | 7/27/2016 | if you don't mind pants: I
pants: UH
pants: WOULD LIKE TO
pants: UH
pants: BE GAY
pants: UHM
pants: ERR
pants: WITH
pants: UH
pants: YOU
pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND |
pants |
#be-gay-with-me #gay #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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6,374 | 7/28/2016 | pay attention |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dong #woodring-field-background |
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6,375 | 7/29/2016 | a soft glow pants: MY BALLS SHINE WITH A SOFT GLOW
pants: JAMES EARL JONES IS GIVING ME HEAD
pants: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
spigot: WAKE UP |
pants spigot |
#balls #black-background #dream #fellatio #pants-spigot |
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6,376 | 7/30/2016 | warning zero atmospheric pressure spigot: I'VE GOT STREPTOCOCUS DISEASE AND E.COLI SO PLEASE LET ME SUCK SOME DICKS
spigot: MY MOUTH HURTS
spigot: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PEOPLE
pants: LET IT FLOW
deuce: WARNING ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE |
deuce pants spigot |
#atmosphere #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #disease #drunk-deuce #e-coli #orange-background #pathogens #stream-of-consciousness #streptococcus #typo #weird-pants-face |
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6,377 | 7/31/2016 | sing with me spigot: T DEUCE PLINK PLONK BOING ZOING SING WITH ME
deuce: T SPIGOT YEE HAW LINE DANCING |
deuce spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #dancing #deuce-spigot #empty-auditorium-background #plonk #rednecks #yeehaw |
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6,378 | 8/1/2016 | little miss spigot spigot: WHO'S GAY
spigot: I VOTE ME
deuce: I VETO
spigot: OBJECTION |
deuce spigot |
#courtroom #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #law-and-order #objection #piss-trough-background #veto #voting |
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6,379 | 8/2/2016 | he is a pro deuce: HOW COME YOU ARE CHEWING ON IT BUT THE AMOUNT LEFT TO GO KEEPS INCREASING ???
pants: I AM A PRO |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #professionalism #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,380 | 8/3/2016 | big smiles everybody pants: DONGWORK
deuce: WHOOPS
pants: I CAN'T FART WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING: LOOK AWAY
deuce: WELL HURRY UP THEN (NOT LISTENING)
pants: MY NOBEL PRIZE |
deuce pants |
#big-smiles #deuce-pants #dongwork #drunk-deuce #farts #nobel-prize #null #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,381 | 8/4/2016 | spluttery fanfare pants: OH GOD POO EVERYWHERE
spigot: EVEN THE TOILET BOWL ??????? |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #poo #urinal-background |
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6,382 | 8/5/2016 | look me in the eye pants: LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MEMBER
: SPIGOT LEAVES
pants: I THOUGHT SO |
pants spigot |
#caption #dong #pants-spigot #spigot-leaves #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,383 | 8/6/2016 | this man's navy spigot: I'M A *********REAR********** ADMIRAL!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#admiral #anal #grey-background #high-res #navy #pun #spigot-solo |
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6,384 | 8/7/2016 | these are the days of our lives deuce: HUCKLEBUCK
pants: HUCKLEBUCK
pants: GOO |
deuce pants |
#days-of-our-lives #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #hucklebuck #kurt-vonnegut #sfw #slaughterhouse-five |
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6,385 | 8/8/2016 | in times of social unrest pants: CAN ME AND STORE ME IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY (FAMINE, EARTHQUAKE, SOCIAL UNREST) |
pants |
#canned-pants #crater #cryonics #natural-disaster #pants-solo #sfw #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
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6,386 | 8/9/2016 | violets are blue deuce: LET ME BE CLEAR
deuce: MY DONG HAS RIGHTS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dong #drunk-deuce #rights #white-background |
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6,387 | 8/10/2016 | placemats and bathmats spigot: SHOW ME A WOMAN ARTIST ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET
spigot: HURRR THESE ARE MY AZTEC LESBIAN FONDUE POTS
spigot: THESE ARE PLACEMATS AND BATHMATS |
spigot |
#art #diss #fondue #spigot-solo #urinal-background #women |
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6,388 | 8/11/2016 | church of jesus christ of latter day suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh spigot: CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OR LATTER DAY SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: SUHHHHHH GUHHHHHH PTH SUHH |
spigot |
#jesus #mormon #mouth #religion #spigot-solo #stroke #white-background |
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6,389 | 8/12/2016 | scotch tape or perhaps masking tape pants: IT IS AS IF THE MACHINE DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF STATE
pants: IT IS LIKE THOSE LIGHTSWITCHES IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES WITH THE SCOTCH TAPE OR PERHAPS MASKING TAPE COVERING IT
pants: LORD GOD DON'T FLIP THIS ONE OR THE MICROWAVE AND STEREO GO DOWN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #electrical #lightswitch #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,390 | 8/13/2016 | the last transmission before radio silence pants: I HAVE SUBJECT IN MY SIGHT HE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE BATHROOM
pants: OVER |
pants |
#angry-panel #bathroom #gark #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,391 | 8/14/2016 | and i say unto you ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE
net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE A YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE
ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY
net: I FOLD
ozone: I TAKE YOUR RAPE HURRRR
deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL |
deuce net ozone |
#deja-vu #deuce-net-ozone #diaper #drunk-deuce #fetishes #mountain-background #mouth #pool #raise-you-a #rape |
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6,392 | 8/15/2016 | see also pants: SEE ALSO: SPELL TO TRANSFORM TEETH INTO MARSHMALLOWS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #magic #marshmallow #pants-solo #sfw #teeth #urinal-background |
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6,393 | 8/16/2016 | warning sign pants: THIS STALL IS HAUNTED AS FUCK |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #haunted #pants-solo #stall #woodring-room-background |
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6,394 | 8/17/2016 | how long has this been going on PANTS: MOSTLY SUCKING NOISES
PANTS: I SEE
PANTS: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON
PANTS: I SEE
PANTS: ALL RIGHT THEN |
pants |
#birthday #birthday-strip #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,395 | 8/18/2016 | light and bright spigot: TURN YOUR KEY SIR
spigot: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A FUCK-YOU MESSAGE TO MILLENNIALS, DON'T USE ANY DARK THEMES, GO LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH YOUR TEXT EDITOR AND THEY WON'T COME NEAR YOU
spigot: I'M USING ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE WITH LOTS OF MILK AND THEY SQUINT LIKE ASIANS READING PRICE TAGS |
spigot |
#asians #millennials #spigot-solo #stray-dot #wargames #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,396 | 8/19/2016 | pricks ahoy spigot: PRICKS AHOY
spigot: CAN I, AS A RETAILER, SPAWN A RARE POKEMON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY STORE AND THEN DETONATE A BUNCH OF TNT
spigot: I SUCK DICK AND NO THIS IS NOT A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCAM
deuce: {{{ DIARRHEA }}} |
#deuce-spigot #diarrhea #dicks #multi-level-marketing #pokemon #pokemon-go #pricks #tnt #woodring-field-background |
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6,397 | 8/20/2016 | a way of life pants: T DEUCE ADULT DIAPERS AS CONVENIENCE, ADULT DIAPERS AS FASHION STATEMENT
deuce: ADULT DIAPERS AS ...
pants: A HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS SNACK
deuce: ADULT DIAPERS AS ...
deuce: A WAY OF LIFE
pants: IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #diapers #urinal-background |
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6,398 | 8/21/2016 | easy like sunday morning pants: .SHOUT DICKS
deuce: THIS SHIT IS SHIT
pants: I'M EASY (LIKE SUNDAY MORNING)
deuce: I'M HARD (LIKE NOW) |
deuce pants |
#commodores #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dicks #drunk-deuce #shit #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,399 | 8/22/2016 | i have no shame : Pictured here:
: deuce (left)
: pants (right)
: helps baby sleep faster
pants: SO IT'S COME TO THIS (BEATING OFF TO MY REFLECTION)
deuce: AT LONG LAST
pants: I HAVE NO SHAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #beating-off #caption #deuce-pants #has-it-come-to-this #huffy-pants #masturbation #shame #urinal-background |
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6,400 | 8/23/2016 | paint-soaked pants: I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT HUFFING THIS PAINT-SOAKED RAG IS FUN |
pants |
#drugs #huffing #paint #pants-solo #rag #substance-abuse #typo #white-background |
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6,401 | 8/24/2016 | pancake batter spigot: IS THAT SOYLENT MEAL REPLACEMENT STUFF JUST PANCAKE BATTER
pants: A TOY FOR THE BIRDS |
pants spigot |
#batter #birds #pancakes #pants-spigot #soylent #woodring-field-background |
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6,402 | 8/25/2016 | the saint of all wieners pants: THE SAINT OF ALL WIENERS
pants: NO RESULTS FOUND FOR "THE SAINT OF ALL WIENERS".
deuce: GO ON
pants: PUT BUTTER ON ME
deuce: SMEARING |
deuce pants |
#black-background #butter #deuce-pants #no-results-found #saint #search-engines #smearing #somber-deuce #wieners #woodring-room-background |
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6,403 | 8/26/2016 | the nature of its reality pants: MY BONER IS QUESTIONING THE NATURE OF ITS REALITY
deuce: IT IS NOT WRONG |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #existential #mountain-background #philosophy |
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6,404 | 8/27/2016 | boob job deuce: THAT'S IT, I'M GETTIN' A BOOB JOB |
deuce |
#boob-job #boobs #cosmetic-surgery #deuce-solo #self-image #urinal-background |
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6,405 | 8/28/2016 | not the dicks you wished you licked spigot: YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE DICKS YOU'VE LICKED, NOT THE DICKS YOU WISHED YOU'D LICKED |
spigot |
#dicklicking #donald-rumsfeld #quote #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,406 | 8/29/2016 | i want to sex pants: I WANT TO SEX
deuce: PASS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #high-res #sex #white-background |
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6,407 | 8/30/2016 | hglahgu lahlag ghaulg halghag lahgl ahglag pants: GENDERFLUID
deuce: CISGAY
pants: BIQUEER
deuce: HOMOSTRAIGHT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #gender #queer #tumblr #white-background |
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6,408 | 8/31/2016 | donate me to science pants: AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACESTUFFING
pants: DAYDREAMING AND PUNCHING
pants: BUCKETS OF THE STUFF
pants: DONATE ME TO SCIENCE (FOR UNSCIENTIFIC PURPOSES) |
pants |
#buckets #pants-solo #science #white-background |
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6,409 | 9/1/2016 | femdom joi ball busting spigot: CATEGORIES LIKE FEMDOM AND JOI AND BALLBUSTING
spigot: ALSO I DON'T LIKE STRANGER THINGS |
spigot |
#ballbusting #femdom #joi #porn #python #spigot-solo #stranger-things #stray-dot #television #white-background |
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6,410 | 9/2/2016 | what kind of god pants: SHUT THE DOOR
pants: ALSO MOVE THE MOUSE
pants: THEN SHUT THE DOOR
pants: NO WITH YOU OUTSIDE
pants: YOU ARE JUST
pants: OKAY FINE
pants: WHAT KIND OF GOD |
pants |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #god #huffy-pants #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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6,411 | 9/3/2016 | a plate of figs spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE |
spigot |
#caring #figgy-pudding #figs #fucking-figs #share #sharing #spigot-solo #white-background |
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6,412 | 9/4/2016 | give me that at least deuce: ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT SPAGHETTI IS NOT SPELLED WITH A Q
deuce: I MEAN GIVE ME THAT AT LEAST |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #pasta #sfw #spaghetti #spelling #white-background |
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6,413 | 9/5/2016 | saying hi to you pants: HI
pants: I AM SAYING HI TO YOU OVER THE INTERNET
deuce: I AM SAYING I ALREADY TOOK A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH
pants: HI
deuce: HI
pants: HEY WHAT'S UP
pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #pants-from-jerkcity #shit #somber-deuce #white-background |
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6,414 | 9/6/2016 | dong squad spigot: I RAN OUT OF JOKES
deuce: FIRED |
deuce spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #comedy #contradictory #deuce-spigot #dong-squad #dongs #employment #failed-comedy #fired #jokes #technicolor #white-background |
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6,415 | 9/7/2016 | i would like to know why pants: DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME???????????????????????????
deuce: NO
pants: I ACCEPT YOUR ANSWER AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONVINCING YOU OTHERWISE BUT SO I CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION
deuce: STATIC |
deuce pants |
#dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #radio #sfw #situational-understanding #stray-dot #the-locomotion #white-background |
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6,416 | 9/8/2016 | pray for him pants: WELL
pants: HERE I GO INTO THE CALTRAIN RESTROOM
pants: PRAY FOR ME |
pants |
#bay-area #pants-solo #san-francisco #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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6,417 | 9/9/2016 | in the interest of transparency spigot: IN THE INTEREST OF TRANSPARENCY, I AM COPYING AND PASTING THE TRANSCRIPT OF THAT CONVERSATION HERE:
spigot: LADY, YOU ARE LITERALLY MADE OF URINAL SOAP CAKES |
spigot |
#copy-paste #soap #spigot-solo #transcript #urinal-cakes #urinal-soap-cakes #white-background |
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6,418 | 9/10/2016 | cyber sex (pants): T SPIGOT I AM SO SORRY (RE: COCKS, FACE)
spigot: THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
pants: T DEUCE NOW LET'S HAVE CYBERSEX
deuce: T PANTS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocks #cybersex #deuce-pants-spigot #was-re #whisper #white-background |
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6,419 | 9/11/2016 | not afraid spigot: I DUNK MY NUTS IN BBQ SAUCE (SOMETIMES HONEY MUSTARD)
spigot: BLURF DURF I'M A MCNUGGET
pants: ARE YOU GOING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE OR NOT
spigot: NOT AFRAID |
pants spigot |
#dunking #flappity-bat #food #honey-mustard #mcdonalds #mustard #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #white-background |
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6,420 | 9/15/2016 | red mesh bag spigot: LICKING DICK FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ
spigot: COMES WITH A RED MESH BAG OF DICKS |
spigot |
#bag-of-dicks #books #dicklicking #dicks #how-to #klutz #mountain-background #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #smile-more #spigot-solo |
|
6,421 | 9/16/2016 | four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes spigot: IF YOU TAKE FOUR LUMPY, BUCKEYED POTATOES AND CARELESSLY JAM THUMBTACKS IN THEM LIKE OVERSIZED FUCKED-UP TEETH YOU HAVE THE CAST OF STRANGER THINGS
spigot: AND THAT'S JUST WINONA RYDER |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #stranger-things #television #woodring-field-background |
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6,422 | 9/17/2016 | movie recommendations deuce: [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grey-background #movies #multiple-choice #trannies #ts |
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6,423 | 9/18/2016 | step by step instructions spigot: HOW DO YOU TURN THE OVEN ON
deuce: HEY THE CATS RAN OUTSIDE AND WE CAN'T FIND THEM
spigot: WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS
deuce: NEED THE COMBINATION TO YOUR SAFE
deuce: WE WERE WRESTLING AROUND AND SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN THE SINK AGAIN AND ARE REPLACING IT FOR YOU, NEED DETAILED STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS THAT ARE WRONG |
deuce spigot |
#cats #deuce-spigot #sfw #sink #spigot-points #woodring-field-background |
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6,424 | 9/19/2016 | follow up deuce: GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE FIXED THE SINK AND UPGRADED IT SO THAT IT TWEETS CONSTANTLY AND IS ALSO AMBULATORY AND WILL CLEAN UP MESSES AROUND THE HOUSE; BAD NEWS IS IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-spigot #good-news-bad-news #sfw #sink #smart-appliances #woodring-field-background |
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6,425 | 9/20/2016 | toiletries and what have you pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA |
pants |
#deja-vu #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,426 | 9/21/2016 | listing the dicks atandt: 1. DICK CLARK
atandt: 2. DICK VAN DYKE
atandt: 3. DICK VAN PATTEN
deuce: 4. JORDAN MCKNIGHT
deuce: WHOOPS SORRY GOT CONFUSED THERE
atandt: 4. DICK BUTKUS
deuce: 5. NINA DE PONCA
deuce: WHOOPS SORRY
deuce: MY MISTAKE
atandt: IM ALL OUT OF DICK
spigot: 6. THE TIME I USED SHAMPOO TO JERK AND EVERYTHING JUST GOT ALL FOAMY AND STINGY |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-spigot #deuce-likes-black-chicks #dicks #drunk-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #jerking #shampoo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,427 | 9/22/2016 | every day we move further from god's light pants: SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF ME
pants: YOUR HONOR
deuce: I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU SPELLED "JUDGEMENT" WITH AN EXTRA E
deuce: WHICH I ALSO AGREE WITH DESPITE ALL DICTIONARIES AND SPELLCHECKERS
pants: THIS MORTAL COIL
deuce: I'VE BEEN DRINKING
deuce: GOD IS NOT HERE
pants: EVERY DAY WE MOVE FURTHER FROM GOD'S LIGHT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #spelling #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,428 | 9/23/2016 | peace was never an option pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
pants: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
pants: HULAGHLAHGLUAHUGL THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING AHLUGUALHLUAHUGLAG |
pants |
#magneto #pants-solo #woodring-room-background #x-men #zodiac-killer |
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6,429 | 9/24/2016 | completely blameless pants: DON'T HATE THE WIENER HATE THE GAME (THE WIENER GAME)
deuce: THE WIENER GAME IS A PROBLEM, ADMITTEDLY
deuce: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE WIENER IS COMPLETELY BLAMELESS
pants: NOBODY IS REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #sfw #typo #urinal-background #wiener |
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6,430 | 9/25/2016 | you are all my children pants: YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN
pants: GIFTGAS
pants: MEATBALLS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chemical-weapons #gas #holocaust #magic #meatballs #pants-solo #religion #urinal-background |
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6,431 | 9/26/2016 | mona lisa spigot: WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD
spigot: CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET
spigot: DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP OR CAN I SIT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE
spigot: MAY I PLEASE GET UP CLOSE TO THE PAINING AND SMOOSH MY ICE CREAM ON IT |
spigot |
#art-museum #louvre #mona-lisa #painting #parking-validation #smoosh #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,432 | 9/27/2016 | am i going to get shit on me pants: HUG ME WHILE I POO
deuce: WILL YOU (WE) BE ON THE TOILET OR WHAT
pants: AT THE ARBY'S
deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO GET SHIT ON ME IS WHAT I'M ASKING AND/OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SMELL THE SHIT
pants: NO, YOU WILL NOT BE SHIT ON; ALL YOU WILL SMELL IS ARBY'S
pants: THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER |
deuce pants |
#arbys #deuce-pants #poo #shit #urinal-background |
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6,433 | 9/28/2016 | fat useless dipshit spigot: OH
spigot: WHEN THE FAGS
spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS
spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS
spigot: GO
spigot: LICK
spigot: ING
deuce: HE'S STUCK
spigot: DICK
spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME........... ----> AGAIN <----
deuce: THAT'S MY JOB HERE (DUH)
deuce: I'M THE FAT USELESS DIPSHIT THAT NOBODY LIKES BUT FOR SOME REASON NOBODY CAN SEEM TO GET RID OF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #singing #urinal-background |
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6,434 | 9/29/2016 | *foomp* flour sack explodes pants: YOU'VE REALLY MESSED UP EVERYTHING JEAN-CHARLES
pants: SUCKIN' IT
deuce: SUCK IT _WITH FEELING_ THIS TIME
pants: ARE WE GOING DOWN TO POUND TOWN
deuce: WE'RE GONNA BUNNY THIS BONNET
pants: FUCK YEAH WE ARE
deuce: TRIP THIS FANNY
dick: POLLY WOLLY DOODLE IN MY FACE
deuce: LET'S MAKE THIS CANDLE
pants: SOUND OFF
deuce: SKEDADDLE
pants: YOU OLD KNICKERBOCKER |
deuce dick pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-dick-pants #deucegrin #foomph #huffy-pants #jean-charles #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,435 | 9/30/2016 | up and down pretty good dick: TINKLE POTTY
dick: TINKLE POTTY TO THE MAX
spigot: T DICK I DID A TINKLE IN THE POTTY OF AN OFFICE MAX ONCE
spigot: MOSTLY IN THE POTTY
spigot: I SOAKED UP THOSE UNUSED TOILET PAPER ROLLS PRETTY GOOD
spigot: WIFE WAS ANNOYED WHEN I BROUGHT THEM HOME!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOAKED HER UP AND DOWN PRETTY GOOD
spigot: RETURNED HER TO OFFICE MAX FOR STORE CREDIT AND REPEATED THE WHOLE THING |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #office-max #piss #spigot-points #urinal-background |
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6,436 | 10/1/2016 | the gay/transgender over-under re: a human beating off spigot: NOW I CAN ASK: WHEN SPOCK BEATS OFF DOES HE CONSIDER IT THE 'LOGICAL' THING TO DO OR IS THAT HIS HUMAN SIDE GETTING IN THE WAY AND IF SO WHAT'S THE GAY/TRANSGENDER OVER-UNDER RE: A HUMAN BEATING OFF A VULCAN INSIDE THE SAME PERSON
spigot: I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER RIGHT HERE AND NOW
deuce: DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER ME NOW
pants: SEEMS LIKE THIS IS RIGHT UP DEUCE'S ALLEY (IF YOU KNOW WHWAT I MEAN: YOU DO)
spigot: A CASE OF THE NOT-LISTENING |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #space-nuts-background #spock #star-trek #trans |
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6,437 | 10/2/2016 | who are you trying to fool anyway spigot: --L======L'< CHOMP CHOMP BZZT
deuce: SIGH THAT'S CLEARLY AN ASCII CROCODILE NOT AN ALLIGATOR
deuce: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ANYWAY |
deuce spigot |
#ascii-art #deuce-spigot #fraud #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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6,438 | 10/3/2016 | the best laid plans deuce: SO WE'RE AGREED THEN
deuce: WE STRIKE AT DAWN
dick: HOW ABOUT MAYBE 7:30, 7:45? THAT WAY I CAN HAVE SOME COFFEE & TAKE A DUMP (KNOCK ON WOOD)
deuce: FINE, LET'S JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #military #planning #scheduling |
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6,439 | 10/4/2016 | just out of reach pants: DO I HAVE TO GET DRESSED TODAY/WEAR SHOES/SHAVE
pants: CAN I JUST BATHROBE AND SLUMP IT ALL DAY
pants: SHUFFLING INTO THE KITCHEN FOR COOKIES, PLOPPING INTO THE RECLINER
pants: PISS JUG JUST OUT OF REACH
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO |
pants |
#bathrobe-of-pants #cookies #huffy-pants #pants-solo #piss-jug #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #you-know-what-to-do |
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6,440 | 10/5/2016 | all lined up pants: DO I HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT
deuce: POSSIBLE
spigot: FOLKS I'M ALL LINED UP TO NOT CARE ABOUT EITHER ONE OF YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #folks #high-res #mountain-background #sfw |
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6,441 | 10/6/2016 | try as he might spigot: WELL I DISAGREE
spigot: SEND
spigot: SEND MESSAGE
spigot: TEXT
spigot: PORNOGRAPHY
spigot: PORNOGRAPHY ON SCREEN
spigot: PUT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE PORNOGRAPH
spigot: SEND DICK PIC |
spigot |
#dick-pics #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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6,442 | 10/7/2016 | dig dug pants: FIDDLESTICKS, A BROKEN DOWN BONER
deuce: REJUVENATING IT
pants: HURP HURP HURP HURP HURP (FIXING IT)
deuce: FRYGAR
pants: INFLATING IT
deuce: BREATHING FIRE AND LICKING DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dig-dug #empty-auditorium-background #video-games #weird-pants-face |
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6,443 | 10/8/2016 | important announcement deuce: WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF TOUCH MY DICK |
deuce |
#announcement #deuce-solo #deucegrin #dicks #gay #touching #tugboat #united-states #urinal-background |
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6,444 | 10/9/2016 | here he is pants: THERE WAS A CHAP HIS NAME WAS BERT HE ATE THE BUTTONS OFF HIS SHIRT
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE HERE I AM |
deuce pants |
#bert #buttons #deuce-pants #rhyming #sfw #shirt #singing #urinal-background |
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6,445 | 10/10/2016 | frogs (toads, whatever, shut up) deuce: I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH FROGS YOU SEE(TOADS, WHATEVER, SHUT UP)
net: I'M AFRAID TO JACK OFF
deuce: T NET WHAT A PREDICAMENT
net: T DEUCE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #deucegrin #frog #toad #urinal-background |
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6,446 | 10/11/2016 | tux the penguin deuce: I'M GOING TO GET MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO TUX
bung: I'M GOING TO STUFF A PLUSH TUX DOLL RIGHT UP YOU!
deuce: WELL STUFF SOMETHING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE |
bung deuce |
#anal-insertion #bung-deuce #linux #stuffing #tux #urinal-background |
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6,447 | 10/12/2016 | more info please deuce: OKAY
deuce: SO I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASSHOLE WITH MY NEW CAMERA
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I DID NOT LIKE WHAT I SAW
deuce: (NOTHING IN IT)
spigot: T DEUCE NOT LISTENING
(spigot): MORE INFO PLEASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #urinal-background #whisper |
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6,448 | 10/13/2016 | the tyranny of the beatoff deuce: FOLKS I'M JUST SAYING WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK TO REORGANIZE JERKCITY'S GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE NOW THAT THE TYRANT HAS FLED
deuce: I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU: THE NEW LEADER WILL BE AT LEAST AS BAD AS THE LAST, BUT WE'LL BE HAPPY WITH CHANGE FOR ITS OWN SAKE FOR A WHILE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #politics #urinal-background |
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6,449 | 10/14/2016 | it won't quit deuce: GLHGAHLAGHLGAHLAG
pants: OH YEAH
pants: HALGHLAGHLAHGLAHGLAG
pants: HOW ABOUT THAT
deuce: IT'S SPREADING (GLHAHLGAHLGH)
pants: HLAHGLAHGLAHGLUAHG
pants: LORD GOD IT WON'T QUIT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,450 | 10/15/2016 | wake up spigot: ARE YOU REALLY ASLEEP
spigot: HIT HIM AGAIN |
spigot |
#ambien #bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #sleep #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,451 | 10/16/2016 | ambien dreamin' pants: I WAS NEVER HERE
deuce: IT WAS ALL AN AMBIEN DREAM |
deuce pants |
#ambien #deuce-pants #dreams #drugs #plant #sleep #woodring-field-background |
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6,452 | 10/17/2016 | can you just turn around spigot: HONEY CAN YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND NOT LOOK AT KEEP THE CRYING DOWN
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF I SAID DON'T LOOK |
pants spigot |
#crying #huffing #pants-spigot #typo #woodring-field-background |
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6,453 | 10/18/2016 | beat those muppets off then deuce: GO TO BED
pants: B-BUT
deuce: I SAID
pants: C'MON
deuce: I SAID I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO MORE FAGGOT SHIT
deuce: YOU GO BACK TO BED AND YOU DO IT GOOD SON
pants: B-BUT MUPPETS ARE GOING TO EAT MY FACE AND MAYPOLE DANCE WITH MY INTESTINES
deuce: BEAT THOSE MUPPETS OFF THEN
pants: THEY HAVE TASTED BLOOD
deuce: QUENCH THEIR FIRST AND BEAT THEM OFF
pants: I WILL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #muppets #somber-deuce #typo |
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6,454 | 10/19/2016 | well played spigot: AND NOW JUST ONE QUICK LOL BEFORE LICKING SOME DICKS
spigot: _LOL_
spigot: GLKGLKGLKGLK
deuce: WELL PLAYED |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #lol #urinal-background |
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6,455 | 10/20/2016 | don't eat that spigot: PRIME GAPS ARE BOUNDED?????? WHAT ABOUT PRIME RIB
deuce: PRIME NUMBERS ARE *NOT* DELICIOUS
pants: MMM
deuce: NO DON'T EAT THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #food #grabapples #math #mouth-of-pants #prime-numbers #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,456 | 10/21/2016 | bonk with the shovel and flump into the hole spigot: T PANTS DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE DRAWER.
spigot: *BONK* WITH THE SHOVEL AND *FLUMP* INTO THE HOLE SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY WE CAN EVER KNOW FOR SURE |
spigot |
#bonk #cookie-caper #cookie-drawer #cookies #hole #murder #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,457 | 10/22/2016 | the two happiest days in a man's life spigot: THE TWO HAPPIEST DAYS IN A MAN'S LIFE ARE THE DAY HE BUYS HIS BOAT AND THE DAY HE LICKS A DICK
pants: AND I'M ALL OUT OF BOATS |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #json #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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6,458 | 10/23/2016 | round, sexy or rich, creamy pants: T DEUCE PLEASE PICK FROM THE MENU
deuce: T PANTS DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD AGAIN (THANK YOU) |
deuce pants |
#california #creamy #deuce-pants #mouthfeel #photo #possibly-sfw #rich #round #sexy #urinal-background #wine |
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6,459 | 10/24/2016 | toilet brush emoji spigot: TO WHOMEVER CONTRIBUTED THE TOILET BRUSH EMOJI, I SALUTE YOU
spigot: ARE WE REALLY SAYING GAY WORDS LIKE EMOJI OR EMOTICON, OR CAN I JUST SAY ICON |
spigot |
#emoji #emoticon #gay #spigot-solo #toilet #toilet-brush #urinal-background |
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6,460 | 10/25/2016 | :duck: deuce: THERE'S NO FUCKING EMOJI FOR DUCKS |
deuce |
#conspiracy-duck #deuce-solo #emoji #urinal-background |
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6,461 | 10/26/2016 | her special day spigot: PULLING THE BRIDE ASIDE ON HER SPECIAL DAY AND DISCREETLY SHOWING HER THE DOG SHIT I NEARLY STEPPED IN
spigot: DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY DRAMA
spigot: MAYBE JUST GIVE THIS DOG SHIT TO THE GROOM BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW IT AWAY MYSELF |
spigot |
#dogshit #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wedding |
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6,462 | 10/27/2016 | off to brunch spigot: IS TODAY STILL A THING
pants: I GUESS |
pants spigot |
#apricot #brunch #pants-spigot #planning #scheduling #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,463 | 10/28/2016 | internet of things deuce: HACKING INTO YOUR THERMOSTAT AND MAKING YOU GAY
pants: I CAN TAKE IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #hacking #thermostat #urinal-background |
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6,464 | 10/29/2016 | executive decision time deuce: WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS
deuce: OR: OH NO I HAVE DIARRHEA |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diarrhea #drunk-deuce #programming #python #strippers #urinal-background |
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6,465 | 10/30/2016 | candy-seeking behavior pants: DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY FOR ME
pants: POKING MY HEAD INTO YOUR WINDOW
pants: HOWDY NEIGHBOR |
pants |
#candy #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,466 | 10/31/2016 | parking lot cosplay pants: WHAT TIME IS OUR COSPLAY DINNER AND WHAT PARKING LOT WILL WE BE COSPLAYING IN
deuce: NaN |
deuce pants |
#cosplay #deuce-pants #lowercase #nan #nerd-culture #parking-lot #planning #scheduling #urinal-background |
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6,467 | 11/1/2016 | covered in lint pants: WE ARE FRIENDS (JUMPING, HUGGING)
deuce: T PANTS DID I MISS PART OF THE CONVERSATION
pants: T DEUCE IT YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET MY WIENER CLEANER THAN IT'S NOT GAY
deuce: EWW
pants: FOR EXAMPLE LET'S SAY IT IS COVERED IN LINT |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #cleaning #deuce-pants #hugs #lint #not-gay #typo #urinal-background #wiener |
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6,468 | 11/2/2016 | what a wonderful world we live in spigot: I SAT IN DOGSHIT |
spigot |
#dogshit #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wonder #wonderful |
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6,469 | 11/3/2016 | a duel it shall be sir pants: COCK(S)
deuce: HOW DARE YOU
deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING)
pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES)
deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB
pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #duel #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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6,470 | 11/4/2016 | we have lost objective apples pants: ARE YOU A MONSTER
deuce: I'M MORE OF A STANDARD FLAWED HUMAN BEING
deuce: WHO MURDERS BABIES
deuce: I THINK THEY DESERVE IT BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUIET SCREAM SO, Y'KNOW, JUST THE USUAL FLAWED HUMAN BEING
pants: WE HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES |
deuce pants |
#battlefield-1 #deuce-pants #murder #urinal-background |
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6,471 | 11/5/2016 | bathroom caulking spigot: BATHROOM CAULKING
deuce: (SQUINT) DID YOU SPELL THAT WORD RIGHT |
deuce spigot |
#bathroom #caulking #deuce-spigot #spelling #urinal-background |
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6,472 | 11/6/2016 | enormous pride and fanfare pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE A BIG HOME RIG OR DO YOU USE A HANDHELD
spigot: I USE BOTH WITH ENORMOUS PRIDE AND FANFARE |
pants spigot |
#ham-radio #pants-spigot #pride #radio #urinal-background |
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6,473 | 11/7/2016 | something serious spigot: T PANTS CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS
pants: T SPIGOT IS THIS ABOUT THE GODDAMN COOKIE DRAWER
spigot: NO |
pants spigot |
#cookie-drawer #cookies #cronch #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #serious #urinal-background |
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6,474 | 11/8/2016 | a bug that scares my friend deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
pants: A DONG
deuce: A QUEER
deuce: A FEMALE QUEER
deuce: GAY
deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK
pants: :NOTES:
deuce: BEE
deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND
deuce: BAA
deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES
deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME
pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE:
pants: T DEUCE DICKS
deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #do-re-mi #drunk-deuce #earworm #emoji #huffy-pants #rhyming #singing #somber-deuce #the-price-is-right #the-sound-of-music #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,475 | 11/9/2016 | inappropriate enthusiasm deuce: T SPIGOT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GIBBOUS???? SPOILERS: MY DICK
pants: HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INAPPROPRIATE ENTHUSIASM
deuce: SHOVING |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dick #huffy-pants #urinal-background #zap |
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6,476 | 11/10/2016 | all you have to do is pants: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME
deuce: WHAT IF I (RESPECTFULLY) REFUSE |
deuce pants |
#bow-down-and-worship #cheese #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #fannypacks #newsradio #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,477 | 11/11/2016 | better organize them pants: T DEUCE DICKS
deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
pants: HOW DID THEY ALL GET SO MESSY
pants: BETTER ORGANIZE THEM
pants: <<<PRICKS>>>
pants: SEE WHAT I MEAN |
deuce pants |
#cancer #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #pricks #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,478 | 11/12/2016 | marsh-mallows spigot: OKAY
pants: SOBBING
deuce: URINATING
pants: SMOOSHING IT
pants: LIKE MARSH-MALLOWS |
deuce pants spigot |
#crying #deuce-pants-spigot #piss #ponk #urinal-background |
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6,479 | 11/13/2016 | the sound of the bus resigned spigot: FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE SOUND OF THE BUS RESIGNED TO PICK UP A WHEELCHAIR PERSON |
spigot |
#bus #disabled #handicap #public-transit #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wheelchairs |
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6,480 | 11/14/2016 | picture of a ghost toilet |
ozone |
#ghost #picture #toilet #true-beauty |
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6,481 | 11/15/2016 | what next pants: SOMETHING WONDERFUL |
pants |
#2010-odyssey-two #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,482 | 11/18/2016 | bi-probably pants: T DEUCE IMPORTANT YOU SEE THIS
pants: FILLER
deuce: ARE YOU SERENADING ME AGAIN BECAUSE AS I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THE ANSWER IS YES OH GOD YES BI-CURIOUS OR BI-CERTAIN
pants: BI-MAYBE |
deuce pants |
#bi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,483 | 11/19/2016 | grabapples and cowlicks pants: +ANAL +"FIRST TIME" -AFFLECK [Obscured] -CLOONEY -PITT |
pants |
#anal #behind-the-scenes #first-time-anal #pants-solo #start-menu #title-mismatch #urinal-background #windows |
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6,484 | 11/20/2016 | he's been through so much pants: DICKS!!!!!!!! LUAHGLUAHUGLAUHGLHAGLUAHALGHLGHL OW OW OW HLKAGHULAHGLAHGLHAGLHLAHLUGAG OW OW HULAGUHLAGHULUHALGHULAHUGA OW OW NOT LEARNING LUGHLAHGLUAHGLUAHLGG |
pants |
#dicks #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,485 | 11/21/2016 | olive garden pants: CAN WE GO TO OLIVE GARDEN
spigot: IF WE PRACTICE AND REMAIN IN THE AGREED-UPON SOPRANOS CHARACDIBS ON GAY VITO
pants: I CALL PAULIE
deuce: HURRR MEADOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #minecraft #olive-garden #the-sopranos #typo #urinal-background |
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6,486 | 11/22/2016 | gun bunnies pants: THEN WE COULD RENAME IT GUN BUNNIES WITH OWEN WILSON AS FIVER AND BILL MURRAY AS BIGWIG |
pants |
#gark #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #urinal-background #watership-down |
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6,487 | 11/23/2016 | sql injections and malware spigot: OLIVER STONE'S SNOWDEN (2016) JUST INFORMED ME SQL INJECTIONS AND MALWARE WILL TEAR OUR COUNTRY APART IN CYBERSPACE
pants: WHEREAS JASON BOURNE (2016) INFORMED THAT SQL COULD BE USED TO CORRUPT A DATABASE |
pants spigot |
#fat #hacking #jason-bourne #matt-damon #movies #oliver-stone #pants-spigot #sfw #snowden #sql #urinal-background |
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6,488 | 11/24/2016 | any second now spigot: ANY SECOND NOW MY ASHTRAY WITH CORK KNOCKER IS GOING TO SHOW UP |
spigot |
#amazon #ashtray #frog #marijuana #spigot-solo #trinkets #urinal-background |
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6,489 | 11/25/2016 | a baby changing station spigot: IF I SEE A BABY CHANGING STATION IN ANY OF MY MEN'S ROOMS I'M GOING TO TAKE AIM AND SPLURK OR SPLORK OUT A SPLUTTERY SHIT WITH A LOT OF FANFARE
deuce: HOW DO YOU AIM A SHIT
deuce: IT JUST KIND OF FALLS/SPRAYS WHERE IT WANTS
spigot: CHRIST JESUS YOU'VE HAD 40+ YEARS TO LEARN THOSE SECRETS |
deuce spigot |
#christ-jesus #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #secrets #shit #targeted-shitting #urinal-background |
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6,490 | 11/26/2016 | shore leave pants: SHORE LEAVE IS GONNA BE AWESOME
pants: I'M GONNA MEET SOME BROADS AT A GIN JOINT
deuce: SMEARING
pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #navy #urinal-background |
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6,491 | 11/27/2016 | overlapping circles deuce: TRIANGULATING YOUR GAYNESS
deuce: GAYNESS FOUND |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gay #modem #no-carrier #urinal-background |
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6,492 | 11/28/2016 | two to three is standard pants: JACK ME OFF UNTIL I CAN'T SEE
pants: ABOUT 4 MINS WORTH
pants: AYUH
deuce: 2-3 IS STANDARD |
deuce pants |
#ayuh #blindness #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jacking-off #masturbation #scheduling #timing #white-background |
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6,493 | 11/29/2016 | bugger ye all deuce: JERKCITY SUCKS!!!
pants: WIENER BUDDIES
pants: MY BUG OUT KIT CONSISTS OF A PUNCHING FIST AND A BEATOFF MAG
pants: DUCK OR COVER
pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE
pants: BUGGER YE ALL
pants: DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
pants: THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH
deuce: NO WORDS
pants: YOU'LL LOVE IT AT LEVITZ
deuce: JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #levitz #survivalism #the-walking-dead #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,494 | 11/30/2016 | lies (all lies) pants: OKAY I GOTTA BE HONEST THIS IS MY SECOND TIME ANAL |
pants |
#anal #coy-pants #pants-solo #porn #urinal-background |
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6,495 | 12/1/2016 | chalk outline spigot: THE QUEERS WERE JUST HERE
spigot: THIS SEAT IS STILL WARM
spigot: I'M GOING TO DRAW A CHALK OUTLINE AROUND WHERE THE TOILET PAPER WAS PUSHED OUT OF THE GLORYHOLE |
spigot |
#chrispbs #glory-hole #investigation #irc #mystery #queer #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,496 | 12/2/2016 | i don't think i like you much deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU MUCH
: SPIGOT HANDS DEUCE A FLOWER |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #caption #deuce-spigot #minecraft #minecraft-background #no-greytext #sfw |
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6,497 | 12/3/2016 | as you think i am pants: I'M A LAFF RIOT
spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT
pants: I AM NOT AS GAY AS YOU THINK I AM
.(spigot): HOME TO JERK (SERIOUSLY)
pants: (I AM GAYER) |
pants spigot |
#gay-contest #gayness #jerking #pants-spigot #urinal-background #whisper |
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6,498 | 12/4/2016 | when you get in tomorrow spigot: NUTS
spigot: OH YOU'RE GONE
spigot: WE'LL PICK THIS UP WHEN YOU GET IN TOMORROW |
spigot |
#bong #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #planning #scheduling #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,499 | 12/6/2016 | buh dicks deuce: BUH DICKS
spigot: I HEAR THAT AND RAISE YOU FOUR PRICKS
deuce: BUH DICKS (NOW FIVE PRICKS TO YOU) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poker #urinal-background |
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6,500 | 12/7/2016 | last day for jerksocks spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SOCKS WE JERKCITY UP SOME CUSTOM SPANX AND MAKE THIS COUNTRY PRESENTABLE
pants: WHATEVER MAKES IT OBVIOUS I'M CIRCUMCISED
spigot: YES IT'S PANTS ON AN ENORMOUS PADDED BRA, JUST WEAR IT
pants: WAS RE: SPOCK IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4
pants: ^ DEUCEBAIT
spigot: JERKCITY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT JERKCITY WORK BOOTS AND A SILVER MONEY CLIP
pants: HARDHATS AND MANBELTS
deuce: T PANTS SIGH!!!!!! SPOCK'S BRAIN WAS IN SEASON 3
pants: YOU'VE BEEN DEUCEBAITED |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucebait #fag-trap #grabapples #grey-background #hardhats #huffy-pants #jerksocks #manbelts #merch #somber-deuce #star-trek #was-re #weird-pants-face |
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6,501 | 12/8/2016 | repeat: there's a donkey deuce: THERE'S A DONKEY
deuce: REPEAT: THERE'S A DONKEY
pants: WHAT
pants: I MEAN, WHAT
deuce: IN THE NEW SERVER, ON THE MAIN BRIDGE
deuce: A DONKEY
pants: ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT A NEW HORSE
deuce: IT'S A DONKEY AND DAT'S DAT
pants: WHAT A WORLD
deuce: IT'S BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY, SO NOT A HORSE
deuce: BUT YOU CAN RIDE IT
pants: DOWN THE CANYON WE GO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #donkey #drunk-deuce #grand-canyon #horse #huffy-pants #minecraft #minecraft-background #not-horse #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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6,502 | 12/9/2016 | apple ][ forever pants: I FINGERED LAURA PALMER |
pants |
#apple-ii #high-res #pants-solo #single-panel #twin-peaks #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,503 | 12/10/2016 | the notion of albert brooks pants: I LIKE THE NOTION OF ALBERT BROOKS BUT NOT NECESSARILY ALBERT BROOKS IN PRACTICE
deuce: THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF
pants: HAVING HIM AVAILABLE BUT NOT USING HIM
deuce: KEEPING HIM ON THE BENCH
spigot: THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#albert-brooks #deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background |
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6,504 | 12/11/2016 | does this ascot scarf make me look fruity pants: DOES THIS ASCOT SCARF MAKE ME LOOK FRUITY
spigot: YOU CAN JUST SAY "ASCOT"
pants: BUT WHAT OF ASCOT TIES |
pants spigot |
#fashion #null #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,505 | 12/12/2016 | smart tv spigot: {{{{ SMART }}}}} THERMOSTATS
spigot: I'M BORED / TURN THE TV ON / WIPE MY KNOBS
spigot: {{{{{ SMART }}}}} TV
spigot: HERE'S YOU BEATING OFF ON THURSDAY (ALL SCREENS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE) |
spigot |
#artificial-intelligence #beating-off #internet-of-things #privacy #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,506 | 12/13/2016 | pot pie deuce: EOBS (END OF BEATOFF SESSIONS)
deuce: ALSO A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED "BEATOFF" IS NOT IN MY DICTIONARY
pants: DID YOU MEAN "BAKEOFF"?
pants: BETTER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
pants: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN POT PIE
deuce: UP ME
pants: WHERE'S MY TURKEY POT PIE
deuce: UNDEFINED
pants: WHERE'S MY CLAM CHOWDER POT PIE
pants: WHERE IS IT
pants: WHERESIT
pants: C'MON
deuce: IN THIS FRESHLY-DUG GRAVE (IGNORE THE SHOVELS NEARBY WAITING TO BONK YOU ON THE HEAD) |
deuce pants |
#autocorrect #beating-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #huffy-pants #pie #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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6,507 | 12/14/2016 | two dudes doin' it deuce: HURRAY
deuce: TAKING A SHOWER
deuce: READY
pants: OMW
pants: COME DOWN |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #shower #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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6,508 | 12/15/2016 | the rules of love pants: CAN ANYTHING BE BUTTFUCKED OR DOES THE THING HAVE TO HAVE A BUTT
pants: I HAVE QUESTIONS
deuce: ANYTHING
deuce: YOU CAN BUTTFUCK A ROCK
deuce: A SMOOTH, ROUND ROCK (WITHOUT A BUTT)
pants: WHAT ABOUT A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce: ANYTHING |
deuce pants |
#anal #black-background #buttfucking #deuce-pants #geology #rocks |
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6,509 | 12/16/2016 | never mind pants: SO IF I'M FUCKING A FISH AND
pants: NEVERMIND, JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION |
pants |
#bestiality #black-background #pants-solo |
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6,510 | 12/17/2016 | perfect silence forever deuce: FILLING IT WITH FOAM
pants: FOOOOOOOOOMPH PERFECT SILENCE FOREVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #foam #foomph #high-res #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,511 | 12/18/2016 | let's light this candle deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE
deuce: BEEP THIS HORN
deuce: TOGGLE THIS FROG |
deuce |
#alan-shepard #deuce-solo #frog #mercury-redstone #nasa #piss #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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6,512 | 12/22/2016 | the archduke had it coming deuce: STOP MURDERING AMBASSADORS
pants: NEVER |
deuce pants |
#ambassador #assassination #current-events #deuce-pants #franz-ferdinand #huffy-pants #russia #sfw #taco-bell #turkey #white-background |
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6,513 | 12/23/2016 | ahem pants: *AHEM* I DIDN'T GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR 8 YEARS TO BE CALLED MISTER DEMENTO |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dr-demento #high-res #huffy-pants #radio #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,514 | 12/24/2016 | baby shoes pants: T DEUCE PUTTING A BABY SHOE ON MY DONG
deuce: WHY NOT A SOCK (OLD SCHOOL)
pants: IT'LL FALL OFF (SMALL DICK SYNDROME)
deuce: YOUR DICK IS A STOCKING STUFFER
pants: TOUCHING COAL |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gark #huffy-pants #piss-trough-background #sock #weird-pants-face |
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6,515 | 12/25/2016 | daylight savings time spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE
spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY
spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS
spigot: *BURK* DONE
spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME |
pants spigot |
#christ-jesus #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #pants-spigot #porn #socks #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,516 | 12/26/2016 | problematic and proud pants: I'M PROBLEMATIC
deuce: TOTES
pants: ALEPPO IS A DOG FOOD RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#butt-stuff #current-events #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gary-johnson #nuggh #white-background |
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6,517 | 12/27/2016 | nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds deuce: THE NATTERING NABOBS OF THE NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS |
deuce |
#alliteration #deuce-solo #nabob #nerds #spiro-agnew #whitespace #woodring-field-background |
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6,518 | 12/28/2016 | pocket dicks pants: T DEUCE DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PUT THEM IN MY POCKET
deuce: POCKET DICKS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #pocket-dicks #single-panel |
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6,519 | 12/29/2016 | john glenn or glenda spigot: *IT'S* A LIE
spigot: NOTE HOW THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH WHEN VIEWED TOP-DOWN IS A MOON, BUT FROM THE SIDE PROVES THE MOON IS FLAT
deuce: YOU'RE TALKIN' CRAZY TALK
dick: JOHN GLENN OR GLENDA |
deuce dick spigot |
#conspiracy #deuce-dick-spigot #ed-wood #glory-hole #its-it #john-glenn #moon #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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6,520 | 12/30/2016 | like a turkey deuce: HURRR
pants: HORMPTH
deuce: SHOVED INTO THE TOILET LIKE A TURKEY
pants: LITTLE LEGS POKING OUT, KICKING INEFFECTIVELY
deuce: THE TURKEY IS DEAD
pants: YOU ARE THE TURKEY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #null #toilet #toilet-antics #toilet-water #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,521 | 12/31/2016 | i don't speak klingon pants: I DON'T SPEAK UH WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SPEAKING
deuce: KLINGON
pants: RIGHT
pants: THAT'S TOTALLY THE ONE I DON'T SPEAK-EE
deuce: HURRRRRR SQUEEZING OUT A POO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #klingon #poo #sfw #star-trek #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |