BoneQuest No. 6329

spigot: HE RHYMED DONGS WITH TONGS? BONGS IS MORE ON BRAND, I BLEW IT
pants: THE IRONY IS WE WILL USE TONGS TO REPLACE THE T WITH A B
spigot: NOT IF JEAN-CHARLES USES TONGS TO DIP THE T INTO LIQUID HYDROGEN BUT HE FUMBLES HIS GRIP AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR
spigot: CAMERA PUSHES INTO HIS STUPID FAT FACE: DOZENS OF PASSENGERS SUFFOCATING AND DYING (A REAL PUSH-AND-SMOOSH)