deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF

spigot: SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO JUST LICK DICK WITHOUT BEING SEXUALIZED

spigot: AS LONG AS THERE'S A PIZZA IN MY TUMMY AND A GUN IN MY MOUTH

pants: WHAT THAT MAN DID IS UNFORGIVABLE spigot: I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK QUIETER pants: DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM spigot: AND NOW YOU'RE KINDA TALKIN' OVER FRASIER

deuce: MY BONER HAS DIED deuce: GOING TO NEED A VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT FROM EACH OF YOU

spigot: IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL FLORIDA THERE'S MORE THAN JUST PORN HUB spigot: THERE'S ALSO PORN HUB GAY

effigy: ...UPDATING MY GRINDR PROFILE, SHOULD I PUT "SHITTING" AS MY NUMBER ONE HOBBY, OR KEEP IT AT NUMBER TWO..? spigot: AT LEAST SAY YOU RATED POOS FOR ROTTEN.COM

pants: I'M 10,000 YEARS OLD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT LDAP IS deuce: I DO NOT KNOW THE DETAILS BUT I KNOW VAGUELY WHAT IT IS pants: IT FILLS MY CHEST WITH DREAD pants: AND ALIEN EGGS deuce: AUTHENTICATE YOUR MAN BOOBS pants: DENIED

spigot: MGM JUST OPTIONED MY UNTITLED DICKLICKING COMEDY spigot: HOBBY TRAINS DON'T SEEM SO "STUPID" NOW DO THEY

spigot: :LION: spigot: :TIGER: spigot: :BEAR: spigot: :MOUSE: spigot: :FOX: spigot: :DOG: spigot: :UNICORN: spigot: :COW: spigot: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LONG-PRESS EMOJIS TO SELECT THE RACE OF THE ANIMAL

spigot: I'M DETECTIVE SHERLOCK HOLMES PUFFING A PIPE IN A FOGGY, RAIN-SOAKED CITYSCAPE spigot: NOW I'M A DUSTY FRONTIER COWBOY IN THE WILD WEST DESTINED FOR A SHOOTOUT AT HIGH NOON spigot: SURPRISE: I'M A KNIGHT ON A QUEST TO SLAY DRAGONS WITH MINIMAL COMPLEXITY spigot: THANKS FOR A HOLODECK WITH EXACTLY THREE SETTINGS

spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

pants: YEAH THIS WEEK WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT GONNA RUN YOUR POLITICAL CARTOON WHERE A FAT CAT WITH DOLLAR SIGN EYEBALLS BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE AT A BUNCH OF SHEEP WEARING CLOWN WIGS AND HONKING HORNS AT THE CIRCUS ON A SINKING SHIP spigot: WHAT IF THE SHIP IS NAMED S.S. THE GOVERNMENT

pants: BURGERS COOKED IN PISS

spigot: AS OF TODAY I'VE WATCHED THE SUPERMAN TRAILER ZERO TIMES

pants: WHY DID TODAY'S BONEQUEST GET TAGGED WITH #LOU-REED pants: NEVERMIND I DON'T CARE pants: STAMPS OUT CIGAR pants: DEPRESSED J. JONAH JAMESON DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT IF YOU GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR NOT, NOTHING MATTERS

spigot: I LICK DICKS UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR FOREVER HOMES

spigot: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE BEATING OFF AT THIS TIME pants: THAT BETTER BE BEATRIX POTTER AND NOT HARRY POTTER

spigot: NEVER TOUCHING GRASS AS LONG AS I LIVE IS THE NEW TOUCHING GRASS

spigot: GLOP GLORP SENDING YOU VIRTUAL HUGS pants: I AM THE BEAT OFF KING pants: I CAN DO ANYTHING pants: IS BEATOFF ONE WORD OR TWO

deuce: IS IT TOO LATE TO ABORT ME pants: I WILL ASK-A THE POPE

spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DID LOTS OF HANDJOBS IN THE MILITARY spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT GLORYHOLES SO I DON'T KEEP SMOOSHING MY NOSE

spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE OZEMPIC TRI-ZONE deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST

spigot: Q: WHY IS MY DONG LIKE A UFO spigot: A: IT LACKS ANY DETECTABLE HEAT SIGNATURE

spigot: UP / TOWN / SCRUBS spigot: DOING TINKLE IN THEIR BATH / ROOM / TUBS spigot: THEY'RE SMART HOME HUBS spigot: BE IT RESOLVED I WILL SING THIS TO MY BRIDE THRICE NIGHTLY

effigy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, LIKE FLATTERY IS THE WORST KIND OF WORSHIP OR WHATEVER deuce: BEGGARS CAN'T BE LOSERS deuce: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO JELL-O, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM SIT deuce: ONE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS effigy: A FOOL AND HIS BONER deuce: CUM pants: CUM

deuce: IS IT TIME TO DIE YET (I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR A LIFESPAN OF FOUR YEARS BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG) effigy: I WAS SET FOR 3

deuce: EATING RITZ CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEESE IN PREPARATION FOR A FROZEN PIZZA pants: AN APPETIZER pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER deuce: SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP pants: SO DOES DICKSUCKING pants: IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE

deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY CRUSHING DEPRESSION

deuce: JERK IT MECCA-WARD deuce: (IN THE DIRECTION OF MECCA) pants: AS I HONK TO GOD

spigot: I CAN BARELY AFFORD MY DAILY FIVE HUNDRED EGGS

deuce: MY DICK HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THIRTY YEARS deuce: IF IT WAKES UP THE WORLD WILL SUFFER A GREAT TEST deuce: AN EVEN GREATER EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO HUMANITY AND EVEN THE EARTH ITSELF

pants: DRUNK IN PORTLAND, AMA

spigot: LONG THOUGHTFUL STARE INTO SPACE

spigot: IS IT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR REGULAR EYESIGHT WHILE LOOKING AT THE MONITOR IS LIKE TWO RAINBOW PRISMS IN A GLASS OF DISHWATER deuce: ALL PRISMS PRODUCE THE RAINBOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT pants: JISMS PRODUCE LIGHT IS WHAT I'M

spigot: FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY ERECTION CREAMS deuce: PENIS PUMPS POWERED BY CLEAN COAL pants: NOT EVEN I THINK TO GOD

spigot: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A.I. SLOP IS ANYTHING MADE BY A HUMAN BEING

pants: DO YOU WANNA GO TO BRUNCH WITH MY BONER spigot: WOULD YOU SAY I'M A PEACOCK ORIGINAL 🏳️‍🌈 spigot: THE WITNESS WILL ANSWER (HONKS GAVEL HORN)

pants: IF I WAS AN INTRO WOULD YOU SKIP ME spigot: PREVIOUSLY ON THE PENISES

deuce: CAN I HEAR YOU ROAR OR IS THAT EXTRA pants: NO THAT'S INCLUDED pants: PACKAGE DEAL deuce: THEN LET'S GET GREASED UP AND LIGHT THIS CANDLE deuce: WE COULD USE BUTTER OR YOU KNOW A NEUTRAL OIL LIKE CANOLA pants: STUFFED IN A BURLAP SACK

pants: WHO ELSE ZIPS THEIR SWEATER ALL THE WAY UP AND PRETENDS TO BE A STARFLEET OFFICER spigot: T PANTS I DO THE PICARD TUG TO STRAIGHTEN THE FRONT (NOT THE AL PACINO TIE TUG FROM HEAT)

spigot: LET'S GO AROUND AND GIVE A QUICK UPDATE ABOUT WHERE WE ARE IN THE GOON CYCLE

spigot: FACES LOADED deuce: MY MIRROR NEURONS HAVE ATROPHIED deuce: SOCIOPATH MODE: ACTIVATED deuce: MEH WHATEVER SLEEPING 15 HOURS

deuce: AH, THE JOYS OF WAKING UP AS THE SUN IS GOING DOWN pants: #BLESSED deuce: THE GAYEST OF GAYS pants: WHAT GAY SHALL WE DO THIS DAY deuce: WHEREAS pants: HERETOFORE pants: PUTTING MY PENIS IN THINGS

spigot: IMAGINE GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING GOING ON ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD spigot: MICROCURRENCIES, MICROSTRATEGIES, MICROPENISES spigot: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN spigot: INTRODUCING GOOGLE FLUBBER!!!!!! spigot: GOOGLE FLULBLBLGHRRR spigot: FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHIT spigot: OKAY I'VE BEEN HILARIOUS FOR EXACTLY 8 HOURS, IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE'S TURN pants: DICKS !!!!! spigot: ANYBODY AT ALL

spigot: PLEASE HOLD WHILE I PUT A PENIS IN MOUTH FOR THIS NEXT BIT spigot: HAFF WIFE FWEE COMFUMNED

pants: COMPRESS ME INTO CUBE FORM deuce: CONVERTING YOU INTO POLYMERS AND THEN EXTRUDING YOU INTO LONG TUBES spigot: POP POP POP POP :BOOM: spigot: U GOT MCNEIL/LEHRERD

spigot: WHAT ABOUT GULF OF BONEQUEST pants: WHAT ABOUT IT pants: I'M RIPE pants: PLUCK ME FROM THE VINE

pants: IS A FAE TRAP WHAT I THINK IT IS

deuce: THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME IN STAR TREK WHERE effigy: T DEUCE effigy: WHAT HAPPENS IN STAR TREK, STAYS IN STAR TREK deuce: DEMATERIALIZE ME AND STORE ME IN THE PATTERN BUFFER UNTIL I SLOWLY DEGRADE deuce: IT'S WHAT I DESERVE deuce: ALSO I'M A PYRONYMPHOMANIAC effigy: INTERESTING. PLEASE CONTINUE. deuce: I HAVE SAID ALL THAT IS REQUIRED DURING THIS TIME CYCLE deuce: (CURLS UP INTO BALL ON THE FLOOR, FARTS QUIETLY) deuce: PTHTHTH

spigot: YOU GOT TIME TO ****LEAN**** spigot: YOU GOT TIME TO LAY ALL THE WAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR spigot: WITH THE PLASTIC TURKEY OVEN BAG SECURED OVER YOUR HEAD spigot: AND BOTH 3/8" PVC HOSE ASSEMBLIES TAPED AND DRAPED SECURELY DOWN EACH SLEEVE spigot: LEADING TO THE POLYPROPYLENE T-FITTING FROM HOME DEPOT spigot: CONNECTING BOTH HELIUM TANKS spigot: SSSSSSSSSSS SS SSSSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSSSS spigot: SSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSSSS spigot: YOU ARE DISMISSED, CADET

pants: I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS POST MALONE FELLOW IS BUT HE MAKES A GOOD OREO

deuce: I POOPED pants: HOW DID IT GO deuce: GROSS pants: WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS A SHITSHOW deuce: LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY HERE

spigot: EMPTYING MY TALL CYLINDRICAL GARBAGE CAN UPSIDE-DOWN INTO A TRASH BAG IS LIKE SCIENTISTS IN ANTARCTICA DOING AN ICE CORE EXTRACTION, I CAN SEE WRAPPERS FROM POPTARTS AND SEE'S CANDY BOXES I HAD NEARLY THREE MILLION YEARS AGO spigot: EVEN OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS HAD MALTED MILK WHOPPERS

spigot: CHRIST IS LOAD spigot: (SQUINTING) spigot: NO THAT'S RIGHT

spigot: SOMETIMES A FROZEN CHEEZE PIZZA IS BETTER THAN A FROZEN PEPPERONI PIZZA BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAND THERE ARRANGING ERRANT PEPPERONIS

deuce: SALVAGE MY COCK, BALLS effigy: ...WHAT IS THEIR ORIENTATION, PLEASE? deuce: ORBITING AROUND EACH OTHER AT NEAR THE SPEED OF LIGHT effigy: WE CAN'T ACCEPT ANY JOBS > 90% OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT effigy: LIABILITY YOU SEE

spigot: ARE WE WORRIED BONEQUEST IS GETTING A LITTLE PHALLOCENTRIC pants: PULLED PORK spigot: A GOFUNDME TO EXECUTE AND BURY US ALL IN A MASS GRAVE

pants: WANNA WATCH ME PISS

spigot: CAN MY PENIS LIVE RENT-FREE IN YOUR REAR END

pants: 1. LOCK TARGET pants: 2. BAIT LINE pants: 3. SPREAD NET pants: 4. ??? pants: 5. PROFIT

pants: I NEED A HUG deuce: THEN A HUG YOU SHALL HAVE

deuce: MY TINY LITTLE BONER, SO PROUD AND TINY pants: SALUTING IT

spigot: WHERE'S MY DAILY HEADS-UP DASHBOARD VISUALIZING OUR BONEQUEST CONTRIBUTIONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY, FROM OUR FIRST MORNING `GLBLG` TO OUR LAST EVENING `HGLBLG` ALONG WITH EVERYONE'S EMOJI COUNT, AN INDIVIDUAL'S PEAK HOURS, MAYBE A

spigot: ARE YOU MAKING "WHEN U NUT BUT SHE KEEP SUCKIN" SHIRTS spigot: WHAT'S WORSE IS WHEN U NUT BUT SHE KEEP EXISTIN effigy: A MAN SELLING ICE CREEEEEEAM... spigot: SUCKING ITALIAN DONGS

spigot: HELPING YOU SHOP THE DOPEST BRANDS pants: FLAPPING MY BATHROBE OPEN TO EXPOSE MY GENITALS BUT THEN I QUICKLY CLOSE THE ROBE pants: I REPEAT THIS UNTIL I FLAP AWAY IN SEARCH OF A BRIGHT LIGHT

spigot: NOW I AM BECOME GAY, THE LICKER OF DICKS spigot: NOT A GREAT ARRANGEMENT

spigot: COULD WE BE ANY OLDER, FATTER, BLINDER, LESS COORDINATED, INVISIBLE TO SOCIETY

pants: WHY IS EVERYBODY SO FUCKING FAT AND ALSO HOW DO I GET FATTER pants: THESE QUESTIONS ARE UNRELATED deuce: ZIPTIE MY DICK pants: TO A CAR DOOR??? deuce: I MEAN, UP TO YOU deuce: SURPRISE ME deuce: HUM A FEW BARS

spigot: NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT MY BAKERY'S FRESHLY-SOURCED NUTS FROM TURKEY

deuce: SOMETIMES I WISH YOU'D BE MORE SENSITIVE TO NON-CORPOREAL LIFE FORMS

pants: WHY DO I LOGIN TO THIS HELL SITE deuce: THE REAL REASON WE'RE ALL WEARING MASKS IS TO KEEP THE COCKS OUT pants: WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUT IT'S NOT WORKING deuce: WELL TO TRY TO KEEP THE COCKS OUT pants: AM CONSIDERING USING SPACKLE AND GROUT TO CLOSE THE HOLE ENTIRELY

pants: I'M EVER SO BEATOFFABLE pants: DON'T YOU THINK DARLING pants: FORK ME ON GITHUB deuce: DON'T BE CRUDE pants: T DEUCE FOUND ALL MY GAMEBOYS AND MY PSP AND MY ATARI LYNX pants: NEED YOU TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS deuce: HURRAY deuce: SERIALLY OR IN PARALLEL pants: NOT EVEN PARTICULAR

pants: T DEUCE WERE THOSE REALLY YOUR BALLS (IN LAST SUNDAY'S VIDEOCAST) deuce: I CALL THEM BALLCASTS deuce: I MEAN NO

spigot: T H E M A T R I X spigot: CHECKMATE ATHIESTS spigot: R O B O C O P 2 spigot: OKAY YOU GOT ME

deuce: WHENEVER I GO TO A NEW PLACE I PLANT A FLAG JUST IN CASE

spigot: A WORLD WHERE MISTER BEAN IS NO LONGER FREE TO MAKE FUN OF GOING TO CHURCH????????? NO THANK YOU

deuce: MY WIENER BONER IS IDEMPOTENT

deuce: I BOUGHT HOT DOGS!!! deuce: THEREFORE I WILL EAT HOT DOGS TONIGHT pants: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: pants: SFX: PAC-MAN NOISES deuce: AHEM I'M THINKING FOUR HOT DOGS pants: DIP THEM IN FROG deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST pants: OH WORD I HEAR THAT

spigot: HELP spigot: I'VE FALLEN DOWN A VERY DEEP MINESHAFT spigot: I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN MY BODY spigot: I'M IMPALED ON IRON REBAR IN AT LEAST THREE PLACES spigot: I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH pants: (REDDIT VOICE) YOU GOT THIS

spigot: WHY IS THERE LIPSTICK ON THE SUICIDE GUN

deuce: `WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR ORDER. GET READY FOR YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD!` pants: TELL ME EVERYTHING DARLING pants: EVERYTHING deuce: STUFFING COMPLETE pants: WHAT WAS IT deuce: A PIZZA pants: I'M GONNA NEED DETAILS (FLIPS OPEN NOTEBOOK, CLICKS PEN) deuce: I PLEAD THE FIFTH pants: CLICKS PEN AGAIN (IT WAS ALREADY READY TO WRITE)

spigot: WHO CAN GIVE MY PENIS A QUICK SCAN FOR SUSPECTED MALWARE spigot: MA'AM DO YOU THINK MY ERECTION ADVANCES THE PLOT margaret: THEY SERVE KEIR YOU CHILD

pants: ENJOYING MY PAPER CUP OF GIN AND TONIC ON THE TARMAC

pants: PLAY WITH MY BALLS deuce: YOUR BALLS ARE TOO MISSHAPEN TO MAKE THEM SUITABLE FOR A GAME spigot: T DEUCE SORTA HOPED TO SEE MORE OF YOU THROUGHOUT OUR JOURNEY TO MICROSOFT 365 ON WINDOWS 11

spigot: STARTING AN ACCOUNT WHERE I PUT ALL THE TRASH BACK IN CLEANED UP SPOTS AROUND THE BAY AREA

effigy: T DEUCE THE PERFECT HOTDOG = NATHAN'S BUN LENGTH DOG, BOILED IN WATER THAT IS 1/2 AS HIGH AS THE DOG (YOU WANT IT SUPER HOT, AND BLISTERING ON THE OUTSIDE) THEN FRENCH'S MUSTARD ON THE (TOASTED) BUN PUT THE HOT DOG ON THE MUSTARDED BUN, AND SPRINKLE SOME CELERY SALT ON IT NEXT, ADD SOME DILL RELISH (NOT THAT SHITTY SWEET KIND -- FUCKING DILL) ... AND SOME SLICED PEPPERONCINIS EAT THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT. ALSO, ADD SOME FRENCH'S FRIED ONIONS FOR A PLUS PLUS deuce: I PREFER MILLER'S TO NATHAN'S

spigot: LAST CHANCE TO NOT WEAR YOUR GOOGLY EYEBALL GLASSES TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE spigot: I HOPE THIS ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T DISMANTLE SHOE PAVILION spigot: MY ERECTION IS HAVING ITS WORST QUARTER TO DATE spigot: YOU NEED TO WAKE THE PRESIDENT NOW, AND TELL HIM THE DEW POINT

pants: POKE ME WITH A RAKE (OR A BROOM, WHATEVER) deuce: ALL I HAVE HERE IS A MOP deuce: WHICH IS SUSPICIOUSLY DAMP pants: FINE, FINE

spigot: GUESS MY LECTURE ON DICKLICKING IS ONLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR TEDX

spigot: CANADA THREATENING TO TURN OFF PORNHUB IS LIKE DEUCE WARNING ME HE'LL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM VIDEOBOX spigot: I KNOW AMERICANS ARE DUMB BUT NOBODY'S "THERE'S LITERALLY NO OTHER PLACE TO BEAT OFF" DUMB SO I'M CALLING IT NOW: `FAKE NEWS` spigot: THERE'S SAFEWAY, THRE'S BARNES AND NOBLE, THERE USED TO BE MERVYN'S spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE NEVER CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD pants: ALL OF OUR FACES AT ONCE???

pants: CONSOLE.LOG("I SURE DO LOVE COCK"); pants: LOG.PRINTF("FUN FACT: NO MORTAL MAN CAN JACK ME OFF TO COMPLETION") pants: LOGGING.INFO("FORCING ME TO CHOKE") pants: LOGGER.GETLOGGER (MAIN.CLASS.GETNAME()).INFO("PUSH MY FACE INTO YOUR LAP"); pants: CONSOLE.WRITELINE("SUCK MY COCK (IT'S HEART-HEALTHY)"); pants: STD::COUT << "TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET" << STD::ENDL;

spigot: SUPER GREAT NEWS: ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO GENERATIVE A.I. WAS USED IN THE CREATION OF MY UTTERLY DOG SHIT WEBTOON

deuce: CHOKING ON MY OWN TONGUE ASMR 10 HOURS L@@K pants: BOY AM I L@@KING pants: A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES deuce: ARE YOU AWARE THE TERM "BLADERUNNER" WAS COINED BY ALAN E. NOURSE AND THAT THE "BLADES" BEING "RUN" WERE IN FACT SMUGGLED MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS deuce: AND THAT WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS BUILT ON THIS IDEA FOR HIS NOVELLA AND HE'S THE ONE WHO FIRST SEPARATED THE TITLE INTO THE WORDS "BLADE" AND "RUNNER" deuce: AND THAT THE ADDITION OF THIS SINGLE SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS WAS ENOUGH TO INSPIRE RIDLEY SCOTT IN 1982 TO SECURE THE RIGHTS TO THE SHORT STORY "DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP" BY PHILIP K. DICK WHICH HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH BLADES, RUNNING, MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS OR DICKS EITHER YOU ARE OR ARE NOT AWARE OF THIS