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spigot: EMPTYING MY TALL CYLINDRICAL GARBAGE CAN UPSIDE-DOWN INTO A TRASH BAG IS LIKE SCIENTISTS IN ANTARCTICA DOING AN ICE CORE EXTRACTION, I CAN SEE WRAPPERS FROM POPTARTS AND SEE'S CANDY BOXES I HAD NEARLY THREE MILLION YEARS AGO spigot: EVEN OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS HAD MALTED MILK WHOPPERS