BoneQuest No. 8080

pants: HELP I THINK MY CAMERA IS BROKEN EVERY PICTURE I TAKE MAKES ME LOOK DOPEY AND MIDDLE-AGED
deuce: DID YOU TRY THE ANTI-FUCKFACE LENS
pants: YES THAT'S THE FIRST THING I TRIED
deuce: DID IT REPORT A SPECIFIC ERROR
pants: IT APPEARS TO BE OPERATING NORMALLY, WHEN I TAKE A SELFIE THE IMAGE SHOWS AN IDIOT FATSO INSTEAD OF ME
pants: NOT SURE IF THIS HELPS BUT THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM